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Gogglebox Australia S22E09 (2025)
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00:00Ooh, what you got there?
00:03To get rid of the fat all over your face, you can do it there.
00:07Do up here on your nose, you've got some there.
00:10And here.
00:11And there on your eyelids.
00:13And on your ears at the back, your arms and your neck.
00:17You're missing spots.
00:18And when do you notice a difference?
00:20Well, I don't know because I've got to...
00:22Read it.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Every evening in Australia...
00:26There'll be fun facts here.
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Fun facts.
00:30No, I don't think so.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:34OK.
00:35It's got my attention.
00:36It's a no from me.
00:37Only problem with this show is it's a weekly drop.
00:39Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:43Very different.
00:44It was so random.
00:45That is freaky.
00:46This is weird.
00:47No, this is not weird.
00:48This is fun facts.
00:49This week...
00:50Old parts are falling in love.
00:51Here we go.
00:52We watch the premiere of The Golden Bachelor.
00:55Ooh!
00:56That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
00:58Caught the new series of NCIS Sydney.
01:01Oh!
01:02Ooh!
01:03She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bald.
01:06The mascara didn't even run.
01:07And...
01:08What?
01:09This is rigged.
01:10Watched a doco on one of Australia's greatest athletes.
01:14It is snot.
01:16Disgusting!
01:17God, if I knew this was a sport I would have done it to make money.
01:29In Brisbane, Jared's bought a big ute.
01:31I got my car stuck in an underground car park the other night.
01:35Jared!
01:36I had to do a seven point turn to get out.
01:38You did not.
01:39You've only had it for like two weeks.
01:40I know, and I've got two big scratches on the roof.
01:42This is why gay people don't drive big utes like that.
01:45Yeah, literally.
01:46I had to turn Brittany down to concentrate on what I was doing.
01:49Monday night on 9.
01:51Yes!
01:52The Golden Bachelor!
01:54Yep.
01:55We watched the premiere of the show that asks the question...
01:59Can old people still have sex?
02:00Not the question I was thinking of, but of course they can.
02:03God, I hope we don't see it.
02:04Unlikely in this time slot.
02:06Yeah, this show's going to be full of guilt.
02:08Look, let's just meet our golden batch.
02:10I'm Bear.
02:11Ooh!
02:12Hello, sailor.
02:13I'm 61 years old.
02:14I tell you what, he's a silver fox.
02:16And I'm your first Australian golden bachelor.
02:19Australian golden bachelor who's not Australian?
02:21Oh, he's so gorgeous.
02:23It's not the looks that count.
02:25Oh, bullshit, Matthew.
02:26At this age, I still have so much love to give.
02:29That's it, baby.
02:30You're never too old.
02:31Until you hit 38, then it's all downhill.
02:33Okay, time to meet the lucky ladies.
02:36Alright, old parts have fallen in love, here we go.
02:38And up first...
02:39My name is Jeanette.
02:41Jeanette looks gorgeous.
02:42She's gorgeous.
02:43And I'm a grandmother.
02:4561!
02:46Look at her, she looks like 40.
02:48Hello.
02:49Janet 61 is a Pilates studio owner.
02:52Hmm, that's nice.
02:53But let's just watch the show.
02:55Right now, my heart's pumping.
02:56Uh-oh.
02:57Hope they've got a defib.
02:58They'd have to have two or three defibs, Kev.
03:00Well, I'm here to protect you.
03:01Oh!
03:02Call her here!
03:03She's nice!
03:04They're all going to be nice.
03:06They're all going to be elegant.
03:07They're all going to be classy.
03:09Well...
03:11Ooh, a head start.
03:13Hang on, here comes crazy.
03:15Oh!
03:16What has she got on?
03:17What the hell is it?
03:18A moose?
03:19Not quite.
03:20She's a Brazilian.
03:21And I'm gorgeous.
03:22She's 54!
03:2354!
03:24No!
03:25She's hot!
03:26Don't stare, Bear.
03:27Alright, next.
03:28Um, Sunny.
03:29Sunny 58, CEO.
03:31Is she holding a golf club?
03:33We need, uh, golf balls.
03:35Uh-oh.
03:37She's got them!
03:38Couple of Titleists.
03:39Oh, my God!
03:40I don't want to eat anymore.
03:41Golden golf balls.
03:42Well, at least they come out of her top end and not her bottom end.
03:45Right, next.
03:47Uh-oh.
03:48Coming in on a horse?
03:49My name is Lorraine.
03:50She is the horse.
03:51Look at that head.
03:52Hi.
03:53I reckon she loves eating apples through a tennis racket.
03:56Oh, come on.
03:57Be nice.
03:58I apologise, ladies.
04:00Well, let's meet some more ladies.
04:01Welcome.
04:02It's nice to meet you, finally.
04:03Nicolette 55 is a singer.
04:05Well, I've never heard her sing.
04:06I'm Pip.
04:07Hello, Pip.
04:08Pip 60 is a hoist operator.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12Do you know what a hoist is?
04:13Hello, my name is Shana.
04:14Uh, then you've got Shana 60, retired, educational sales executive.
04:19Yeah, you're all right.
04:20Just say ages.
04:21Oh, you are a good hugger.
04:22You know the problem with this?
04:24It's so bloody earnest.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Everybody's in it for the right reasons.
04:28For my glasses, I can see.
04:29No 61-year-olds coming on this show to be like,
04:32I want to be famous.
04:33Well...
04:34I wish this was vodka.
04:35She looks familiar.
04:38I think the most daunting thing about dating at our age
04:40is that everything is held together like a...
04:44Bianca, is she a famous person?
04:46I'm sure we can find out.
04:50Um, never mind.
04:51I am terrified of taking everything...
04:53She's a radio host.
04:54She's a radio host.
04:55The boobs hang down like tennis balls in socks.
04:57Yep.
04:58It all goes south.
04:59Yuck.
05:00I'm like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Yuck.
05:05Hello, Bianca.
05:06I'm Bear.
05:07You are a dirty big spunk.
05:09When was the last time you heard the word spunk?
05:11Let's meet our last hopeful single.
05:13I am Jan.
05:14Yeah, hello.
05:15Now we're talking.
05:16I am 66 years old.
05:1866?
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20She looks incredible.
05:22What are these women eating?
05:24They look fantastic.
05:25We're not eating much.
05:26I come bearing gifts.
05:28See, this is how you make an entrance.
05:29You've got good vibes about Jan.
05:31Toast to us.
05:32Toast to us.
05:33Aww.
05:34Can I just tell you now?
05:36Nothing more certain than these two are getting married by me.
05:39Well, we'll see how she goes after a drink.
05:41Too many immigrants in this country.
05:43Next, it's time for the cocktail party.
05:46Cheers.
05:47Cheers.
05:48Get into the bubbles, girls.
05:49Could you imagine our mothers on a show like this?
05:51No, my mother would be looking to go down the local for a party.
05:55Actually, my mother would join your mother.
05:58She'd be on the hunt for pokies and West Coast coolies.
06:02And then Bear hands out his first impressions rose.
06:05Straight to Jan.
06:06Jan?
06:07Of course he did, man.
06:08And she was suitably impressed.
06:10Aww.
06:11That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
06:15And finally...
06:16Welcome to your first rose ceremony.
06:18Alright, whip through.
06:20The suspense is not good for people their age.
06:23They could literally have a coronary right now.
06:25Right?
06:26Sunny.
06:27Yay!
06:28Sunny?
06:29What?
06:30Jeanette.
06:31Is it just the names he can remember?
06:33Like, he's the same age as us.
06:35Kim.
06:36The guy on the right.
06:37Elizette.
06:38Auntie over here.
06:39Nicolette.
06:40Not you.
06:41What's your name again?
06:42Pip.
06:43Yeah, you.
06:44Lorraine.
06:45Oh, there's one rose left.
06:47Is Bianca going home, yes or no?
06:49She has to stay.
06:50Well, clearly, Bianca, because you know you got paid to be there.
06:53Bianca.
06:54Yay!
06:55Bianca!
06:56Aww.
06:57She got nowhere else to go.
06:59She's not on radio no more.
07:01You're such a bitch.
07:02Here's to the golden years.
07:04It's not even 6.30 yet.
07:06We can head down to the RSL and play the pokies after this.
07:08You know what the first activity is?
07:10Lawn balls.
07:11And Keno.
07:12You know what, I'm going to keep watching that.
07:15Did you like it?
07:16I don't like him much, but I want to see how...
07:18The girls go.
07:19I have to say, I liked it more than I thought I would.
07:21I just don't know if I can watch when they start passion.
07:24Well, yeah, you're going to have to, because you sit next to me.
07:37In Melbourne, Lee and Keith are discussing a cruise bar tab.
07:40What was my bill?
07:41I don't know.
07:42When the statement came, it was $900.
07:45Be, be, be, be.
07:46Coke.
07:47Be, be, be, be.
07:48Coke.
07:49And then one was a cocktail and you turned around and said,
07:51oh, how'd the cocktail get in here?
07:53No, I said, that was 20 bucks, Lee.
07:55I nearly killed you.
07:58Sunday on the ABC.
08:00The Assembly is back.
08:02I love this.
08:03Such a feel good show.
08:05Journalism students who have autism interviewing famous Australians.
08:08And Lee Sales is returning as our mentor.
08:11It's absolutely journalism unfiltered.
08:14They ask the questions we all want to hear.
08:16Who have we got on here today?
08:19Oh my God!
08:20Look who it is!
08:21Who?
08:22Who is it?
08:23Steve Waugh?
08:24Legend?
08:25Captain of the Australian cricket team at its absolute peak.
08:28Okay, I have no idea.
08:29I'm out.
08:30No, we're out.
08:31The challenge with Steve will be getting him to open up.
08:34Yeah, because he seems like a real quiet person.
08:36Wow.
08:37There's lots of people coming in.
08:38Is this a lot today?
08:39I can't wait to see what kind of questions I've got for him.
08:42Xanthia.
08:43I don't know anything about cricket.
08:44All I know is that you throw a ball.
08:46And it's long and boring.
08:47Cricket to me is pretty boring.
08:50I'm with you, love.
08:51Can you help me understand what you think about when you're out on the field?
08:54Good question.
08:55Has anyone been to a 2020 game of cricket?
08:56Yes, baby.
08:57Do you find it exciting?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Enjoyable?
09:00Always, Steve.
09:01We love you.
09:02Cricket to me challenges you in a lot of ways.
09:03It's the best game for testing skill and character.
09:06That's the great thing I love about cricket.
09:08Me too.
09:09Pat, you go.
09:10Whenever cricketers make an appeal, they make a very specific scream that sounds like
09:17Do they?
09:18Correct.
09:19So, what's the deal with that?
09:20Great question.
09:21Yeah, right, because I often think
09:22How's that?
09:24That's a ridiculous noise you make.
09:25That's so true though.
09:26So you're saying to the umpire, how is that?
09:28Is that out or not out?
09:29Oh, how's that?
09:31But then it becomes blurred and you're right, it sounds like
09:33It does.
09:34It sounds like a freaking cat being strangled.
09:36Yeah.
09:37I read that you met Mother Teresa in India.
09:39Wow, that's big.
09:40I never knew that.
09:41What did you learn from her that changed your life forever?
09:44Oh, that's a good question.
09:46She did have a power about her and you could feel it when you were around her
09:49And that sort of got me motivated.
09:50Maybe I should do something in some small way to emulate what she does.
09:53Wow.
09:54And that sort of set me off on the journey of being involved in philanthropy.
09:57So Mother Teresa turned him on to philanthropy.
10:00I want to start my own charity to give back to kids who are in need of support.
10:04I had no idea he did all of this.
10:06That's really cool.
10:07What a great guy.
10:09What do you think was your lowest moment in life?
10:11Whoa, good question.
10:12Hard question.
10:13My wife, she'd had some sort of stroke.
10:15Whoa.
10:16I didn't know that.
10:17She was touching her with if she was going to survive that.
10:19So that was probably the lowest moment.
10:20Oh my God.
10:21At the time I had three young kids.
10:22I think they were six, three and one.
10:24And I had to sit them down and basically say, look, Mum's sick.
10:27She may not make it through.
10:28Oh my God.
10:29And then from there it was a long process to get back to where she was.
10:32Wow.
10:33That's an amazing comeback.
10:34And from there she pretty much runs the charity.
10:36Oh wow.
10:37So amazing how open he is and how willing he is to talk about things.
10:41Because the students have autism and are facing their fears to even be in this situation and
10:45ask, it disarms the person being asked the questions.
10:48So they give these really truthful, honest, vulnerable answers.
10:51Tell us about getting your last ball sentry of this.
10:54Oh yes.
10:55Great question.
10:56This is the greatest moment in Australian sporting history.
10:57I think I was 37 at the time.
10:59There was a lot of media speculation and they were saying maybe he should retire.
11:02He's getting too old.
11:03Yep.
11:04They wanted to drop him.
11:05I got down to the last ball of the day and I needed two for my century.
11:09And I hit the last ball for four.
11:11All of a sudden it's like someone turned the volume up to ten.
11:14I could hear everything.
11:15The crowd were going crazy.
11:16You are cheering for you.
11:17Who do you think the first person I saw was when I was in the change room?
11:20His wife?
11:21Brother.
11:22Kyler Minogue.
11:23He was the Prime Minister of Australia.
11:24John Howard.
11:25Oh.
11:26I didn't know that fact.
11:27That was the moment I dreamt of as a boy and for it to happen was pretty amazing.
11:30What a guy.
11:31He deserved it.
11:32He played so well for Australia.
11:33When I was Australian of the Year.
11:34He was Australian of the Year?
11:35I'm learning so much about this person.
11:36What the hell?
11:37Who is this guy?
11:38I often say to the journalists, look, ask me a question that's interesting and I'll
11:42give you an interesting answer.
11:43Which they've done.
11:44Yeah.
11:45You've asked me questions that I've never had before.
11:46You've drawn out his personality from a shy guy.
11:49So you guys are on the right path to being really good journalists.
11:52I agree.
11:53They're better than most reporters we have around today.
11:55We'd actually like to play a game with you and it's called How's that?
12:03Sounds like cricket you want to play.
12:04Oh, they're going to play cricket with him.
12:05Oh, they're playing.
12:06Well, that's so cool.
12:07Oh, they're coming from all angles.
12:10He's so quick.
12:11Daniel, you're up.
12:12You look focused.
12:13Come on, Daniel.
12:14Get him out.
12:15Daniel!
12:16That'll last you for the rest of your life.
12:17I bowled out Steve Waugh.
12:18That's a good pub story.
12:19Dude!
12:20Love that.
12:21More of that.
12:22That was great.
12:23Really good.
12:24Someone that doesn't know sport.
12:25Wow, I've never watched cricket.
12:26I will now.
12:27I accidentally shaved off my mustache on the weekend.
12:29I noticed it's a little thin.
12:30Yeah, I was trying to trim it up and then I just trimmed too much and then tried to save
12:43it on the other end.
12:44I was like, this looks ridiculous.
12:45Yeah, don't, never leave the mustache in the middle from what I can hear.
12:49Never go the Charlie Chaplin.
12:50Yeah.
12:51If you know what I'm saying.
12:52Yeah.
12:53The Amazing Race.
12:55Oh, this is the finale, yeah?
12:56That's it.
12:57Final three, mate.
12:58Oh, yeah.
12:59Fourteen legs.
13:00Fourteen legs.
13:01Fourteen legs.
13:02Fourteen legs.
13:03Fourteen legs.
13:04Fourteen legs.
13:05Four.
13:06Four.
13:07Four.
13:08Four.
13:09Four.
13:10Four.
13:11Four.
13:12Four.
13:13Four.
13:14The legs done and dusted.
13:15Now it all comes down to this.
13:16So who's left?
13:17Iconic acting brothers, Steve and Bernie Curry.
13:20I love the Curry brothers.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Go the Curry.
13:24And reality star, Aisha and her partner, Scott.
13:27Her voice gets on my nerves.
13:29Go, Scott!
13:30Oh, no!
13:31Entertainment powerhouses, Rob Mills and Georgie Tunny.
13:35Come on, I really want Millsy to win.
13:38Rob and Georgie, you said, if you win the Amazing Race Australia, you will get married.
13:43So if they win, they'll get married on the spot.
13:45100%.
13:46They better win.
13:47They can have 40 years of misery too.
13:49All right.
13:50Are we ready?
13:51We're ready.
13:52Yeah!
13:53Come on, boys.
13:54Get into it.
13:55Three, two, one, go!
13:58Wait, where are they running to?
13:59Yeah, how do they know if they don't open the envelope?
14:01So now they all run to separate parts and then open it?
14:05Yeah, I don't know why they did that.
14:07Anyway, for their first challenge...
14:09They'll be moving flaky rice husks across a deep, muddy field.
14:13That's actually not that hard.
14:15You haven't met the opposition, have you?
14:17The cat looks more hard now.
14:20Oh!
14:21They're getting tackled by buffaloes.
14:23It looks like fun.
14:24Go away, you're a bully!
14:25Oh, here we go.
14:26I'm gonna hear a voice.
14:27Shut up!
14:28This is tough.
14:29Dragging your feet out of the mud.
14:31You're pretty much running through sewerage.
14:33This is definitely how you get hepatitis.
14:35Watch your knee, Steve.
14:37Dude, he's gonna put his knee out.
14:39My knee's playing on my mind.
14:40Oh, no!
14:41I just know I haven't got the strength to get up.
14:43The bull helped him up!
14:45The bull helped me up?
14:46Yeah.
14:47I think he felt sorry for it.
14:51Best ones?
14:52The curry!
14:53That's right.
14:54And they're first to take on the next task.
14:56Now, celebs will be challenged to learn this complex routine.
14:59Oh, God, dance challenge.
15:01It requires rhythm and coordination.
15:03Yeah, good luck with that one.
15:06Oh, look at them, look at them, look at them.
15:09What the hell?
15:10What the hell?
15:14Oh, you'd be useless, Keith, forget about it.
15:17Oh!
15:18It's not easy!
15:19Let's see if Rob and Georgie can do any better.
15:22I'm expecting big things from Rob.
15:24He's a dancer and singer.
15:26He's been a few musicals as well.
15:27Ready?
15:28Yeah, let's do it.
15:29Let's go, Rob and Georgie.
15:30She's determined to win because she wants to get married.
15:32100%.
15:33I want to see a wedding!
15:36They're good, they're good!
15:38Come on, get it the first time, get it the first time.
15:41Yeah!
15:42Yes!
15:43Back in the lead.
15:44We have a great advantage.
15:45Maybe we will have a wedding.
15:49Aisha and Scott also get it right.
15:51But meanwhile...
15:52Oh, no, the curries.
15:53Oh, they're still there.
15:54Sorry, can we start again?
15:55I sat in front of them at the footy once.
15:57These Indonesian dancers, really?
15:59What are they doing there?
16:01Yeah, got it.
16:02Oh!
16:03They stuff up one more time, rip up their passport, they're not coming home.
16:08Come on, that's gotta be it.
16:10They got the sympathy passed.
16:11It's an enormous relief.
16:13It's out of calories the last.
16:14Alright, what now?
16:15It's the final puzzle.
16:16What do you have to do?
16:17At every pit stop, there was a symbol inspired by that leg of the race.
16:22Oh, they're probably gonna have to name everything.
16:23In the order that we've seen them along the way.
16:25Oh, it's a memory game.
16:27Oh, I don't remember.
16:29For the grand final of challenges, this one's bloody boring.
16:32Surely the challenge should be flying fox over a volcano, drop an egg into lava.
16:39Okay, here we go.
16:40We can do this.
16:41They've got a nice head start now, Millsy.
16:43They'll be miles in front.
16:44This is all of our dreams come true.
16:47Straight into the wedding dress, girlfriend.
16:49Or maybe not.
16:51Because the curries have somehow caught up.
16:53We see the other two teams are at it.
16:55Come on, boys.
16:56Come on, don't give up.
16:57Check, please.
17:00Don't tell me the curries are coming from last.
17:02Curries often come from behind.
17:03And it turns out they've got a better memory than the others.
17:06Yeah!
17:07Yeah!
17:08We are now in first place.
17:12Did you slow down for him?
17:14Jesus.
17:15Oh, look at his knee.
17:16He can hardly go up the stairs.
17:17Camera woman, help him.
17:18Check, please.
17:19We want a wedding.
17:20Come on, guys.
17:21Run!
17:22Run!
17:23Run!
17:24Run!
17:25Run!
17:26Run!
17:27Let's go curries!
17:28Remember, he's got a busted up knee.
17:30Oh, no.
17:32Come on, Millsy.
17:33Oh, no.
17:34The young ones are going to catch them.
17:35Arrows.
17:36This is it.
17:37Come on, get the fireworks out.
17:38Get the red carpet.
17:39I hope they've got a celebrant.
17:40Here we go, here we go.
17:41We've got a team coming in.
17:42Who's going to get there?
17:43I want a wedding.
17:44Oh, my God!
17:45Have they done it?
17:46You are the first team to check in.
17:48Yes, my number one team.
17:50And winners of The Amazing Race Australia.
17:53Woo!
17:54What an effort that would last.
17:56What a comeback.
17:57That's amazing.
17:58Wait, but does that mean Millsy's not going to get married?
18:02Aww.
18:03You're not loving your partner that much after 14 weeks of Amazing Race, are you?
18:07Aww, what a great end finale.
18:11That was a really good one.
18:13It was, yeah.
18:14It was really good.
18:29Do you think it's unusual to have tea and licorice?
18:32No, but I think it's unusual to be walking around with brown pants and green pop.
18:36She's like Kermit the Frog with diarrhoea.
18:38This week on Paramount Plus.
18:41What's that, a ship?
18:42A little boat.
18:43We settled in for some high-speed water policing action.
18:46What do you reckon, fish or fentanyl?
18:48I reckon dead body.
18:51Aww, refugees.
18:52Including some US Navy flyboys.
18:55What?
18:56US Navy flyboys.
18:57You know who this is a case for?
19:00The very specific police force within Sydney that investigate United States military crimes.
19:07No, no.
19:08United States naval crimes.
19:10NCIS Sydney.
19:12Apparently in America it's gone berserk.
19:14This is the new season.
19:15And it comes with some new faces.
19:17He was in the King of the Cross.
19:19Straight into it, day one.
19:20How good's Trigger?
19:21Trigger!
19:22Wanker.
19:23William McInnis.
19:24He was an Australian heart thromb.
19:26He looks like Santa now, doesn't he?
19:27And his first job is to check in on one of the rescued flyboys.
19:31Ouch.
19:32They were tortured.
19:33It's a little bit tender, eh?
19:34Trafficking drugs.
19:35Guaranteed.
19:36Oh, I bet you there's an alien's gonna pop out of him.
19:39Honestly, I'm not sure.
19:40Meanwhile, the team chases down a lead to a Filipino boat, where the flyboys were held captive.
19:46Conveniently parked within Sydney Harbour?
19:49We might wanna check that one out ourselves.
19:51Just around the corner from where they were.
19:52Just around the corner.
19:53They caught an Uber there.
19:56Oh yeah, here we go.
19:57Someone turn the light on.
19:58Oh, no one ever turns the light on, Keith.
20:01What the hell?
20:02What's that?
20:03There's a bomb.
20:04Bombs.
20:05Bomb!
20:06Oh my God!
20:07Get off the ship!
20:08NCIS, drop your weapons!
20:09NCIS, who?
20:10NCIS!
20:11Who?
20:12There's a small police group within the US Navy that investigates Navy crimes.
20:16We're actually based in Sydney.
20:17Okay, okay.
20:18Don't shoot.
20:19Boss, no!
20:20They've got him!
20:21Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:23Bomb!
20:24She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bombed.
20:28The mascara didn't even run.
20:29Someone wanna explain to me what a group of Filipino extremists is doing in Sydney Harbour?
20:34Filipino extremists?
20:35I love how they're like, we need to give the Arabs a bit of a rest.
20:39So they question the remaining flyboy.
20:41I can't recall it.
20:42I smell fish.
20:43I wanna remember, I just torture-induced amnesia.
20:48Thank you ma'am, it's a real honour.
20:51Oh, that was weird.
20:52Yeah, what?
20:53Thank you ma'am.
20:54Sleeper agent.
20:55Thank you ma'am, it's a real honour.
20:56Hey, Lieutenant.
20:57What's he doing?
20:58Something just triggered him.
20:59Ohhh.
21:00What was that?
21:02I think I might have worked out why the Lieutenant freaked out like he did.
21:05Great work, Trigger.
21:06The exact moment Price was having his episode, I was next door screening for bugs at 18 hertz.
21:11What does that mean?
21:12Sub-auditory frequencies.
21:13Sub-auditory frequencies, Bob.
21:15Oh, right.
21:16Silly Mia.
21:17They can trigger all sorts of reactions.
21:18Oh, okay.
21:19Why train him to react like that when he hears a particular frequency?
21:22It's like Zoolander.
21:23He hears a particular frequency and he starts to go crazy.
21:26I've traced the cause of Price's fever.
21:29Most likely septic shock caused by his body.
21:32Rejecting a foreign object in his gut.
21:34Cavity bomb.
21:35Cavity bomb with a close range RF trigger.
21:37See?
21:38I know my crime shows.
21:39Price has got a bomb inside of him?
21:41And if Price has got one, there's a good chance Daniels has too.
21:45They're ticking time bombs, literally.
21:46They gotta find the other soldier.
21:48What happens if he passes wind?
21:49My Godfather's gonna be an explosion.
21:51This is an American hero who escaped Terra's captivity
21:54and the ambassador wants to welcome them home.
21:56They're gonna kill the ambassador.
21:57Straight to the opera house.
22:00Spot on.
22:03Testing, testing.
22:06Hey, NCIS.
22:07Wait, who?
22:08It's a small police group.
22:10Find the mixing desk, shut it down.
22:12So look for microphones, look for speakers.
22:14That's where the sound trigger will come from.
22:16The frequencies.
22:17See, the frequencies, don't you know?
22:19Lieutenant Oscar Daniels.
22:21So remember how he grabbed her hand?
22:23Thank you, ma'am.
22:24That's what they're gonna do now.
22:25Oh, no.
22:26No.
22:27Thank you, ma'am.
22:28It's a real honor.
22:29Shut the music down.
22:30Thank you, ma'am.
22:31Pull the plug, pull the off.
22:32Cut the feed.
22:33Cut the feed, DJ.
22:35There we go.
22:36He disconnected the frequencies.
22:37Jared, you need to leave your day job.
22:39I join NCIS.
22:40All of it.
22:42We've got a Filipino.
22:43Yep, you can tell by his height.
22:45Gun!
22:46Hands and shoot him!
22:47Just shoot him!
22:48Shoot him!
22:49Hands or I can see them!
22:50Just shoot him!
22:52Shoot him!
22:53Hurry up!
22:55Becky, take the shot!
22:58He shot me down.
23:00Bang, bang.
23:01And as the case is all wrapped up...
23:04You were right.
23:05I was wrong.
23:06No, you were right.
23:07You did a good job.
23:08No, you did.
23:09No, no, no, you did.
23:10No, no, no, come on!
23:11No, you did.
23:12Why don't we grab a pizza together?
23:17That was a good episode.
23:18I didn't mind that.
23:19It's always great to see the AFP working in such great conjunction
23:24with the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
23:27Definitely is.
23:28We've got a very specific range of the US military.
23:42Oh my God, there are flies in here.
23:44I have to get rid of them.
23:46Oh, I got one.
23:47One just flew by me.
23:52Oh my God!
23:53Oh my God!
23:54Oh my God!
23:55Oh God!
23:56That play did not want to die.
23:59Sunday on 7.
24:00This is the voice!
24:04Yep.
24:05And tonight.
24:06The semi-finals are here.
24:08Semi-finals!
24:09Getting down to the business end.
24:11And with eight left in the competition.
24:13But only four will make it to the grand finale.
24:17I love Sonya.
24:18Isn't she gorgeous?
24:19Unbelievable for 60.
24:20She can get a seniors card.
24:22She can get discount tram rides.
24:24In this ep, it's Richard's singers.
24:26Both amazing.
24:27But only one can go through.
24:28Richard looks like one of the doctors off Botched.
24:32Against Mel C's.
24:33They need to give the performance of their life.
24:36This would be so hard for the judges.
24:38You're so far.
24:39And now you have to cut one of your team.
24:41First to perform is Richard's artist, Bella.
24:43Oh, wow.
24:44Wow.
24:45Now that's a dress.
24:46I love that.
24:47It'll be good.
24:48She can go stop the traffic afterwards.
24:50Let the sky fall.
24:52Oh, wow.
24:53Let the sky fall.
24:54Oh, wow.
24:55We will stand tall and face it all together.
24:59Let the sky fall.
25:01And it crum, crum, crum.
25:04Oh, wow.
25:05You've got to have a powerful voice here.
25:07Oh, shut up.
25:08Relax.
25:09Good job, Bella.
25:10You've accomplished everything I wanted.
25:11Oh, blah, blah, blah.
25:12You're fantastic.
25:13Next singer.
25:14All right.
25:15Next up, it's Joseph.
25:16What are we singing, Joseph?
25:17I feel there's something you should know.
25:18Oh, it's Michael.
25:19Here we go.
25:20This is what you want.
25:21You want like a happy song.
25:22Makes you bop along too.
25:23Look, like that though.
25:24Oh.
25:25Dancer's like an awkward 62-year-old man.
25:26It's take this time and wade it through.
25:28We love it.
25:29We love it.
25:30We love it.
25:31We love it.
25:32We love it.
25:33We love it.
25:34We love it.
25:35We love it.
25:36We love it.
25:37We love it.
25:38We love it.
25:39We love it.
25:40We love it.
25:41We love it.
25:42We love it.
25:43We love it.
25:44We love it.
25:45We love it.
25:46We love it.
25:47We love it.
25:48We love it.
25:49No.
25:50We love it.
25:51Freedom.
25:52Yeah, yeah.
25:53Oh, look at them all.
25:54They're like, yahoo.
25:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:59Whoo.
26:00That was awesome.
26:01George Michael would be proud of you, my boy.
26:03Next, it's Mel C's singer, Ewen.
26:05Hungry Eyes.
26:06Oh, I like this song.
26:10song. One look at you and I can't despise. Stop singing. You're ruining it. The Hungry Jack song.
26:20It is from a Hungry Jack commercial. Now I feel like a whopper. He's out. Yeah, no, he didn't do it
26:30for me. All right, who's next? It's Cassie. Oh, I like her. Let's go, Cassie. Do you know this song?
26:39I'm more worried about she's standing on the furniture. Oh, wow. She's got a fabulous voice.
26:47I'd be telling her to get off the furniture. Oh, my lamp's crooked. There's so many things I can pick up.
26:56That was the best performance of the night. In no time at all, we will see you for the results.
27:03All right, give them 40 minutes to clear the stage of all the lounges. Okay, it's Bella and Joseph.
27:07I like Joseph. He's going to take Joseph. Bye-bye, Bella. The artist, I'll be taking
27:12through his. There is no suspense. You're taking Joseph. Bella. Oh, no way. She's even shocked.
27:22Congratulations, Bella. Oh, he's fixing her dress. No, he was trying to pull her back. You're not
27:26getting up there. And from Mel's team, it's between Ewan and Cassie. There's no way Ewan
27:32was better than Cassie. I've loved working with you both. Don't pretend like it's a hard decision.
27:37The artist I will be taking through is... Australia knows Cassie's getting picked.
27:42She was definitely better than him. Cassie. Yeah! Easy. Congratulations, Cassie.
27:49Two girls in the finals. Let's go. Who run the world? Girls. Good night, Australia. Good night,
27:54Sonya. Oh, it is heating up. I actually don't know who's going to win the finale. I'm picking
28:01Bella just for that dress. I better be here next week when it comes in the mail. Don't give
28:05some ideas. Well, actually, I just... Shut up. So I tried to fix the washes in the bathtub.
28:26So I was like, oh, this is going to be an easy job. Done a hundred washes before. Pulled
28:30it out. No worries. I'll just twist this off. Twist it off. Broke off a shard of metal into
28:34my thumb. Had to get a tetanus shot. Oh, is it still in there? Ah, don't touch it like
28:40that. Why would you do that? I just wanted to see if it still hurt.
28:44Admit it. We all love searching for real estate. What is this? Oh! This week on HBO, we watched
28:50a US property show that made us go... And... Ooh! Plus... Then... Hosted by comedian Jack McBrayer,
28:59the show started online as a social media account called...
29:03Zillow Gone Wild. An inside look at the outrageously wonderful homes on the market.
29:08Oh! I follow them! I follow them on TikTok. Zillow is like domain or realestate.com. We
29:14now have a TV show based off an Instagram account. Ugh. And the purpose of the program...
29:19One home shall be named the wildest of them all. We're looking for the property deemed the
29:25wildest. This is like Grand Design's gone wrong. Pretty much. And we start in Arizona, where...
29:30A recently purchased property that takes the song 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to a whole
29:35new level. Bottled up! No way! Why on earth would you make a house out of bottles? Well, let's
29:43find out. My name is Johanna and I am... I'm an alcoholic. And this property took...
29:4810 to 15 years to complete. Yeah, well look how many beers I had to drink. Hey, I'm sure
29:52you mob could build your own little cans out of the back or something. I didn't know what
29:57to expect walking in, Sack. I reckon there's gonna be bottles, Jack. Oh my gosh, look at
30:01all this. No. No, no. Look at all the bottles. She did say at the start it's bottles, Keith.
30:08Why are you shocked? But look at many. Oh, I would just look at this all day. Honestly,
30:12it looks like a recycling centre. I also have a guest house. A guest house is made from
30:17goon sacks. Oh my. Why does this guy keep being so shocked? No way. More bottles, Jack? Yeah.
30:25This is nuts. Who would have thought that the bottle house has a lot of bottles? Wild factor,
30:29yes. Does it look like shit? Also, yes. This is a bathroom. Oh, I don't know about this.
30:34I don't want to sit on that and cut my leg when I'm taking a big gunner. I'm just thinking
30:37how long did it take to do it? I'm just thinking how long does this show go for? Alright, let's
30:41see the next wacko house. Okay, next, Jack heads to Texas to check out this...
30:46Treetop treasure? That's awesome! 1.5 million US dollars for a two-bed, two-bath house? No
30:54real. Welcome to the treehouse. Is it actually off the ground inside a tree up the top? If
30:59it's not, it's not called a treehouse to me. A curved structure built among the trees...
31:04Yeah, okay, built among the trees. It's not actually a treehouse. Well, if we had some
31:08trees outside and trees outside, we could say this is built among the trees. We did have
31:11trees there, but they dropped them down. Everything in this house is made of reclaimed materials.
31:15Oh, you've got to be kidding me. That looks filthy. It looks like it's been washed, doesn't
31:19it? It's all kind of eclectic stuff. Jeez, we've really had a crack at hard rubbish,
31:24haven't we? Yeah. These windows came from an old warehouse in Brooklyn. What's the oldest
31:28thing we've got in this house, Kate? You. Probably you. Alright. Also in the treehouse
31:33is... This ginormous bathtub in the hole. Oh. No. No. No. No. I don't want people to see
31:41me while I'm scrubbing my hole. This bad boy is 100% copper. Copper. You'd need another
31:47tetanus shot after that. Yes. I'm going to bath in that. Copper. Alright, next.
31:52From Texas to Philadelphia. We're in Philly now, home of Rocky Balboa. It is. Do you reckon
31:56that's where the Philadelphia cheese came from? It's not. I bought some of that today.
32:01That's nice. Isn't it funny? I had some today too. I had some. Mmm. On Croskets. Okay.
32:07How about we check out the next house? Maze Manor. 2.4 mil. For three bedrooms. That's
32:13like four million bucks. Sounds about white. I don't know what this is. It's called a wall,
32:17mate. Wall. Bed doors. Don't go in for door creaks like that. So haunted. Blackfellas aren't
32:26staying there. Closer. Hello. Hello. I'm the weirdo that owns this house. My name is Bob
32:31and I live in a historic home. Hello, Bob. Bob. This house is like a maze. Alright. Going
32:37down this way. This way. Too many nooks and crannies in here. Yeah, you wouldn't want to
32:43be busting for a wee. You'd be running into walls everywhere. Biggest fireplace I have ever
32:47seen. Oh, my God. Ugly, but cool. Great if you're doing orgies. I do. Can you elaborate
32:56on that, Mum? Why? Why not? Why not? Let's go to the second floor. This is stupid. Bob. Bob.
33:09Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Oh, Bob. Bob. Bob. There's a great little treat in the bathroom. It's a
33:17what in the bathroom. This is a custom kitchen. Kitchen in the bathroom. Freezer below. A
33:22freezer in the bathroom. And a dishwasher on the other side of it. What? Take a shit.
33:27Put the dishes in. Turn the kettle on. Righto. Let's just get to the judging. And the winner
33:33is. Bottled up. Bottled one's won. The most wild house is a bottle house. Bottled up. Captain
33:39obvious. What does she win? Bottle opener. Check it out. You got a shit plaque. It looks like
33:46something you get at Springvale. Discount $2 shop. Can't hang it on the wall without breaking
33:50a bottle. This show promised so much, but delivered so little.
33:58At the Del Pachitras in Sydney, Wendell's showing off. Don't suck in around us. You don't have
34:18to do that. Let it all out. Hey, there's no sucking in. This is natural. No, come on. Let
34:24that's not natural. That's pork belly. This week on Prime, we watched a doco about an Aussie
34:31athlete. Is this going to be like a motivational doco? Am I going to want to go to the gym
34:36tomorrow? Not quite, but it is called James Can Eat. I hear you, mate. And it's the story
34:42of James Webb. I believe we all have a purpose. Oh, hello. Oh, I'll eat James. And his unique
34:47skill. I was born to eat. Wendell too. Oh, hang on. This isn't gym at all. Oh my God. It's
34:54like an eating competition. Correct. Hot dog eating to be precise. You've got to be mentally
34:59prepared to get uncomfortable. Yuck. It's the opposite from gym. How do you discover
35:04this is something you can do? Well, for James, it begins at a country pub. I get to the bistro
35:09and there's a photo of a burger. What? Look at that. Look how big it is. Turned out to be
35:14Australia's biggest burger. So I ate the burger casually as anything. You did it easy. Meanwhile,
35:19the national news and media is blowing up about this guy from Borkham Hills that ate Australia's
35:23biggest burger. Wow. That day changed our lives. Wait, so that's how he got famous?
35:29Yep. And from there, he got really good at eating hot dogs. Ranked number one in Australia,
35:34number five in the world, James Webb. Imagine accidentally discovering your talent is that
35:40you can just eat. God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
35:44And the biggest hot dog eating tournament happens in America. Nathan's hot dog eating contest
35:50is the Super Bowl of the competitive eating circuit. I'd be good at this. Well, because
35:56James wants to win. So he starts training. What training do they do? Just picking out,
36:01basically. I seriously think this is a leisure. This is an elite athlete. Whilst I love food
36:06and whilst I love eating, Manny can get expensive. Oh, that was snot. Is that a boogie? Oh,
36:11he's going to eat it. Because on a regular day, I'm always hungry. Oh, that is snot.
36:18Oh, disgusting. You get to this point where you stretch your stomach. Don't get me wrong. I want to
36:25stretch my stomach. But when you're being woken up at 3am by hunger pains because you have this
36:31insatiable appetite, it gets a bit much. Oh my God, look at his stomach. That's a bit like
36:36Wendell's tummy. It's like he swallowed a TV. Imagine that coming out the other end. You'd
36:40prophylactically call the plumber, wouldn't you? And James' biggest competition for the competition
36:45is... Joey Chestnut is the best of all time. This is the goat. Joey Chestnut. Jaws. I love Joey Chestnut.
36:52There's Joey and there's the rest. Yep, I agree. Then this happens. Breaking news. Number one
36:59competitive eater, Joey Chestnut, is banned from the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. He's banned.
37:04Why? Because he's representing a rival brand selling plant-based hot dogs. Plant-based hot
37:10dogs? I remember reading about this. How ridiculous. If Joey doesn't do the competition, I'm going
37:15to win. Yeah. Well, let's find out. Five, four, three, two, one. Go! Hot dogs. James Webb right
37:27now on a 70-dog piece. Oh, he's in front. Come on, Webb. But then things take a turn for James. I had
37:34no water on my table. No water. I asked three times, I need water, I need water, I need water. They gave me
37:38one cup of water. Oh, how disgraceful. I just don't think they want an Aussie to win. And it goes from
37:43bad to worse. My counter stopped counting and they stopped flicking over the card. Oh, this is bullcrap.
37:49So on TV, it looked like I was very far down the ranks. No, this is rigged. That's bullshit. Then this happens.
37:55Then I get a plate with six hot dogs. Everyone knows it's five hot dogs to a plate. What?
38:00It's disgraceful. Disgraceful. It's not that deep, Mum. True. Three, two, one. They had him
38:08last. 45. Why would they do this to us? Put down your hot dogs. Put down your wieners.
38:15Following an official recount due to an error by his counters. James's new official total is 52 hot
38:21dogs eaten. 52. He lost. He never got like a 56, didn't he? Yeah, but his rhythm was out.
38:25I know I can do more. Number four in the world. He was at number five. She's gone up one. And
38:30next year, I'm talking about the 50 club. Now I'm going for the 60 club. Yes. Yes. Good
38:36on you, Jim. Love it. I thought this was so interesting. In all honesty, it's a freaking stupid
38:41sport if you think about it. Yeah. I'm going to put some hot dogs on for tea. So yesterday
39:00on my way home, I got about halfway home and I was rummaging in my bag for some lollies
39:04or something while I was on the bus. And I pulled out my car keys. And I was like, oh.
39:09And then I realised I drove to work. Yeah, crap. So I had to get off the bus, go all the
39:13way back into town, pick the car up, and then I sat for like 40 minutes in traffic. See,
39:17this is why people don't wait until they're late 30 to get a car. Yeah, that's right.
39:22This week on Disney Plus, we watched some gridiron.
39:27Have you ever watched American football? Never. Too many clothes for me. Is this like a proper
39:31game or is this a piss take? It's not a real game, but it's a great story. And it starts
39:36like this. Oh, this is insane. Oh, he's still going. He's going to make a mistake. Oh, he
39:43dropped it. Oh, no. What an idiot. They're going to run up and get a touchdown and they're
39:49going to win. Oh, my goodness. Lost the game for them. What was Holiday thinking? Oh, this
39:55is that guy from Twisters. Glenn Powell. This guy always plays a dick. That's right. He's
40:00done my favourite Blair. I don't want to talk right now. Because he then goes and does
40:04this. Oh, my goodness. He's hit the make a wish kid. This is going to haunt him really
40:11for the rest of his life. That is shocking. Is that the real footage? No, no. So this
40:15is based on a skit that they made in America. Yep. This is a comedy drama based on a viral
40:21prank and it's called Ted Powers. Eight years after his massive fail, Russ Holiday still hasn't
40:28played another game. I mean, if I hadn't taken a break, I never would have done the
40:32Masked Singer. The Masked Singer. Well, he has hit rock bottom. He's working for his dad.
40:38He's in prosthetics and makeup. The movie business. And everyone hates him. Your face is toxic.
40:44Just forget about football. You should just go into gay porn now. It's the only option for
40:49you. But when he hears of an opportunity to get back in the game. Head coach of the South
40:54Georgia Catfish. And now open tryouts for quarterback. He's going to go for tryouts for
40:59the rookies. Russ has an idea. Oh, dress up as someone else. Like Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh, my
41:07gosh. That's genius. All right. This is getting good now. With his father's prosthetics. He's
41:13going to put the nose and head on teeth. He changes his appearance. Oh, now he's got my
41:17nose. Man, is that you? And heads off to tryout for college football team the Catfish.
41:22That is such a bad disguise. Watch the make-up. Oh, the mascot.
41:31Oh, foul! Salt the prosthetics. Why would you pepper spray me? His face is coming off.
41:40You're Russ Holliday. No, he's already been found out. He's been in disguise 20 seconds.
41:44Wait, maybe I can help you. An unlikely alliance, anybody? Yes, please. You need a stronger glue
41:50for the humidity down here. Of course he bumps into a gay kid with experience with prosthetics.
41:56If you're going to do this, you must do it with intent. Oh, here we go. Just look at you.
42:02He looks absolutely stupid, but it's going to work. You here to tryout? Cool. What's your name?
42:08He hasn't even thought of a name. Fake name. Fake name. What's your name? What's your name?
42:11My name's Chad. Chad. And last name? Myers. Chad Myers? Powers. That's the name of the show.
42:20Hey, sorry. And Chad Powers was born. That's right, and he wants to be the new Catfish Quarterback.
42:26Come on, Chad. Show us what you got. He doesn't look fast at all.
42:31You know, one-legged girl in junior high run faster than that.
42:35I don't think he's ready for this, Milo. Are you seriously quitting right now?
42:38The mascot's going to give him a little peppy. Bro, that's my boy.
42:41You probably think if you just hadn't dropped that football in the Rose Bowl, your life would have gone different.
42:46You still would have ended up right here, because you're you.
42:49Let's drop some truth bombs now. Do you want to be Russ Holliday? Or do you want to be this guy?
42:53He's the Catfish Guardian Angel. The friend he needs, actually.
42:57You gonna come play football? Come on.
42:59My name's Chad Powers.
43:01Let's go, Chad.
43:06Damn, son.
43:07Yeah.
43:09He's got the move still.
43:11Go, Chad.
43:13I hope he throws a mega one.
43:15Yeah, baby.
43:19Woo, tastes like one meal straight from the ditch.
43:22Yeah.
43:24Who's 200?
43:25Coach is about to offer Chad a position on the team. You watch.
43:28No, your tryout spoke for itself.
43:30Welcome to the team.
43:31I'll see you on Monday morning.
43:33And now he's a catfish.
43:35Okay.
43:36If only it was this easy, Milo.
43:39Don't they do reference checks?
43:40Bring your driver's license, your transcripts, and a copy of your birth certificate.
43:45Oh!
43:45It's not that easy.
43:47Ring of fire.
43:49Oh, God, his face is coming off.
43:50I fell into a...
43:53I really like that show.
43:54Everything about this screams Milo is going to watch the whole season.
43:59You know what the moral of the story is?
44:00What is it?
44:01Life is better with a big nose.
44:02It is.
44:03It is.
44:18How is it without TikTok and Instagram on your phone?
44:21Bro, it's the worst.
44:25It's the worst.
44:26Like, anyone who says too much social media is bad has never tried to go to the toilet without
44:31their phone.
44:32The following program contains medical procedures and treatments involving dermatology.
44:36Viewer discretion is advised.
44:37Is this some...
44:38Oh, Jared's favorite show.
44:41Oh, no.
44:42Yep.
44:43On stand this week, some of us were excited to watch...
44:45I'm Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a.
44:47Dr. Pip-a-pup-a-pup-a-pup-a.
44:49My favorite show.
44:50Oh, I hate this show.
44:52Oh!
44:53Come break out with me and all my new patients.
44:57Oh, yeah, baby.
44:59Let's pop some pimples.
45:00Are you sure?
45:02Yes.
45:02You asked for it.
45:03First up, my name is Denise.
45:06Here we go.
45:06I got what you got wrong.
45:07I have this huge lump on my rear.
45:11Oh.
45:12Oh, that's going to be juicy.
45:14It feels like an extra butt cheek, I guess you can say.
45:17Are you sure it's not?
45:18That's like a free Brazilian butt lift.
45:20The Kardashians pipe for an ass like that.
45:23It's the friend that never goes away.
45:25Let's numb that sucker up and get that scalpel out.
45:28No, you're sick.
45:29Okay, so I'm going to just take a little peek in here, okay?
45:32Oh, we're already into it.
45:33Yeah, look, you can watch it when it's still in color.
45:36Just shut your eyes when it turns black and white.
45:37Oh, yeah.
45:38There's no black and white anymore.
45:40Oh, my...
45:40I actually don't think I can sit here.
45:42I'm not joking.
45:42This definitely looks like a lipoma.
45:45Oh!
45:45Come out.
45:46Yeah, you better be calling to it.
45:48Oh, look at the color of it.
45:49It's like egg yolk.
45:50Oh, peach.
45:51Yeah, tin peaches.
45:52Mango season, baby.
45:53How's the yogurt?
45:54Wait, it's squeezing out.
45:56It is big.
45:58Oh, yeah.
46:01It's out.
46:03Damn, damn, damn.
46:04Look at this sea creature.
46:06Oh, my God.
46:08That looks like scrambled eggs.
46:10Stop, I'm actually going to vomit.
46:11Not dead, I'll see if I dry reach one more time.
46:13It's not going to be dry.
46:13Your days as a right butt model are not over.
46:17First one down.
46:18Next, we meet drag queen Zachary.
46:20My name's Zachary.
46:21I'm 31 years old.
46:22What's this home right doing?
46:23As a drag artist, it feels like I'm literally living my dream.
46:27Miss Jessica Lahore.
46:29Do you have a drag name, Jared?
46:30Exhale, spread cheeks.
46:33But underneath, it is scratching, pulling, tearing, cinching my skin.
46:38Oh, what disease have you got?
46:40Oh, what's that?
46:41It's on my arms.
46:42Eczema?
46:43It's on my chest and my abdomen.
46:45Oh, my God.
46:45Looking at that, I'm itchy.
46:47It's on my thighs.
46:47It's on my butt.
46:48Ringworm.
46:49It's in my scalp.
46:50It's behind my ears.
46:51It's in my ears.
46:52Oh, it's everywhere.
46:54It's gross.
46:55Now, this I can watch.
46:57I'd rather see pimples.
46:58I'd say it's a bit of a relief to not have any squeezing or oozing.
47:00This is very typical of psoriasis.
47:04Psoriasis.
47:04What's psoriasis got to do with popping pimples?
47:06Tell us what you're going to do now.
47:08Well, it doesn't involve popping.
47:10Is that an injection?
47:11Yep.
47:11And then push down.
47:12Wait, that's it?
47:13That's it.
47:13You excited?
47:14I'm so excited.
47:15Back to the pimples.
47:16If I can't squeeze it, I don't want to seize it.
47:19You'll love this guy, then.
47:21Is there another one?
47:22My name is John.
47:24It's on his face.
47:24And I have an unknown lump on my face.
47:28Yes, baby.
47:29Oh, this one's going to ooze.
47:30Yeah.
47:31Yeah, he's under there, huh?
47:33He's pretty wide under there.
47:34Oh, it could be a cyst.
47:36I'd love if it's a cyst.
47:38But I think it feels like a cyst.
47:40Yes!
47:41Cheese factory.
47:42Can't wait to see this one.
47:43Let's get popping, baby.
47:44Make sure I'm not hurting you at all.
47:46Oh, poor child.
47:48Pop it, pop it, pop it.
47:52Oh!
47:54Oh, my God.
47:56It's like a Weet Fix.
47:57Oh!
47:58Oh, beautiful.
47:59I just saw it.
48:00All right.
48:01Zach is out.
48:02That was a nasty one.
48:04That was...
48:05Mwah.
48:05Getting it?
48:07Nice.
48:08It's been three months since I saw Sweet John.
48:11Here we go.
48:12I love the after stories.
48:13Show us what it looks like.
48:15Oh, that's a huge scar, though.
48:17He's got a dimple now.
48:18Awesome.
48:19It's been three months since I saw Zach.
48:20Three months.
48:21Here we go.
48:21My skin is cleared up.
48:23Oh!
48:26Wow.
48:26It's just completely gone.
48:28That is incredible.
48:29It's been four weeks.
48:31Show us the tush.
48:33Oh!
48:34Wow.
48:35That's not a subtle scar, that one.
48:37Yeah.
48:37Thank you, Dr. Lee, for giving me my life back.
48:40Well done, Dr. Lee.
48:43Never fails to deliver that show.
48:46I really, really hated that show.
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