00:00Oh, black Betty, bam-a-lam, whoa, black Betty, bam-a-lam, black Betty had a child, bam-a-lam, the damn thing gone wild, bam-a-lam, I said, oh, black Betty, bam-a-lam, whoa, black Betty, bam-a-lam.
00:14Drop it, gentlemen, now! Now!
00:17Teardrops are falling, teardrops are falling, they're coming?
00:39Did I hurt Kevin?
00:41No, he's okay. Mostly he was just scared.
00:45You wanna see me get wet? I'm gonna live this.
00:47Oh, yeah!
00:48A little splash? You wanna see this?
00:53Do you know that I saw you perform Dracula in Poughkeepsie in 1938?
00:57That was a terrible production.
00:59That's here with a drac.
01:00I thought it was great. You know, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movie.
01:05You think I knew that was a federal boat?
01:09You think I'm a fucking rat?
01:11Hey, there!
01:12Oh, you're kidding.
01:14Where are you?
01:15No, Duke!
01:16Listen, I should probably warn you, you make friends with us, you make enemies of others.
01:26Ah, we're perfect now.
01:28This is grade A 100%. You're our Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco ship.
01:34Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
01:41Savvy.
01:41Look what I got.
01:43I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt.
01:46And guess what's inside it?
01:48You're mad.
01:50Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work.
01:53We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats.
01:56One of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.
01:58I know a man with a goat.
02:01Good.
02:01I can go like this.
02:05Mr. Wonka, I'm Bella Beauregard.
02:08Um, I don't care.
02:10There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabits it.
02:15And its morals aren't worth what a pit could spit, and it goes by the name of London.
02:20When the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall foot a wagon vigorously.
02:29Look at that flesh, pink and plump.
02:35Hello, little girl.
02:39You treading me, Bulger?
02:40The last thing I would do if I was planning to harm you is to warn you in advance, you dumb fuck.
02:46Savvy.
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