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00:00It's time for you!
00:07What are you doing?
00:08Huh?
00:09Leave, sir. Leave.
00:11We will leave you, right?
00:13We will break you.
00:15But why?
00:16So that you're playing Sanju country bar,
00:18you've never called us.
00:20What do you mean?
00:21That means that your license has expired.
00:25I forgot to renew your license.
00:27I forgot to renew your license.
00:29Hey!
00:30We've said this in front of you.
00:32Madam has said this in front of you.
00:33Madam, you are like this.
00:36What's up, sir?
00:38Go to the house.
00:39Today it's the same person.
00:40Go!
00:41Go!
00:42Go!
00:43Sanju barwala, can you come to your job?
00:45Think about it.
00:47Now, when you come to our job,
00:49you will come out of the house.
00:51Go!
00:52Go!
00:53Go!
00:54What?
00:55You!
00:59I'm a man.
01:00I'm a man.
01:02I'm a man.
01:03First of all, write my F.I.R.
01:05You have written F.I.R.
01:06Who has written F.I.R.
01:08A woman?
01:09You have given her or you have given her?
01:12No, no, no.
01:14Write F.I.R.
01:15I was going on my scooter on my scooter.
01:19I was going on my scooter.
01:20I was going on my scooter.
01:21I was going on my scooter.
01:22A girl took a Jeep.
01:23The teacher's on my own.
01:25He was going on my head.
01:26I didn't see it.
01:27The girl stood up and fell.
01:29My clothes were on the floor.
01:32I went on my clothes.
01:33So, I was going on my scooter.
01:34My client saw me on my head.
01:36I was going on my head.
01:37He said,
01:38You are not my manager.
01:40I am my manager.
01:41I am my manager.
01:42Law, buddy.
01:43This is written by your F.I.R.
01:45One more thing.
01:46Tell me.
01:47The girl who got your face...
01:48I mean...
01:49The girl who got your kitchen in front of you...
01:51If she was in front of you...
01:53Will she get it?
01:54You will get it?
01:55You will get it?
01:57Because I am a lawyer.
01:59This is the girl.
02:01Before they get her,
02:04think about it.
02:05Because this is a number of women.
02:09Madam, I was just telling her
02:11I am a woman.
02:13Look, if this is a woman,
02:15then I am also a lawyer.
02:16And my F.I.R.,
02:17then I have written it.
02:18Like this,
02:20I will have personal interest in this case.
02:23I will give myself an action.
02:25I will give myself an explanation.
02:26Just one time,
02:28let me prove this.
02:29Don't prove that
02:31you had fallen on your head
02:33and you had fallen on your head.
02:34I will prove that
02:38I am a lawyer.
02:40Because,
02:41when you came to me,
02:42there was a gentleman in front of me,
02:43there was a gentleman in front of me.
02:46What will I have done here?
02:49He will prove it
02:51and you will go out of your head.
02:53Because I am a lawyer.
02:56I am going.
02:58Madam,
03:01I don't want you to watch.
03:03Madam,
03:04what do you do?
03:05If it isn't that,
03:06you can see a man who is trying to wolf,
03:07she is trying to swing,
03:08she is trying to shoot,
03:09she is trying to shoot,
03:10she is trying to shoot.
03:11What it is that?
03:13My friend,
03:14how are you going to kick?
03:15Come,
03:16Come.
03:17Come.
03:18Come.
03:19Come.
03:20Don't tell him.
03:21Hello, I am Sujit Kumar Sharma, alone.
03:24Hi!
03:25You don't even know what to do with me, so what do you do?
03:27Madam, I am born in Kanpur's Daal Mandi,
03:31but my study has been written in Bareli's Suhasnagar.
03:33Now I live here in Rajajipuram Lakhnao,
03:36and I work alone in Mandi Parishad, alone.
03:40It's a good house, a wife, two children, three kids, alone.
03:44So you've got a Rasaan card?
03:46Will you come here?
03:49No, madam, I'll tell you.
03:50Now, what is it that I was waiting for at the bus stop?
03:53There was a girl...
03:54Hey!
03:55Not a girl, this is a girl, Sharma.
03:59Oh, yes, you were.
04:02You left there from the Jeep,
04:03now you were going on the scooter,
04:05so you've got a picture on them,
04:07which hit their head on their head.
04:09They've been closed on the front,
04:10and they've come straight to us.
04:12I mean, this is you.
04:15No, I mean, I mean,
04:17they've taken a picture.
04:18Oh, my God,
04:20I've got a picture on them,
04:21but we've got a picture on them.
04:22Yeah, I'm a deputy.
04:23What do you do?
04:25Oh, what do you do?
04:26What do you do?
04:27First of all,
04:27their helmet is on our hands,
04:29then our hands are cut.
04:31Then their bumper is on our tongue,
04:32then our tongue is broken.
04:34Then their handle is on our hands,
04:36then our hands are broken.
04:37And then their hand is broken.
04:39and then their hands are broken.
04:41This is how it is.
04:42Come on tomorrow.
04:43We'll record the band tomorrow.
04:46Hey, why tomorrow?
04:47Our register is finished.
04:51Our pen has also finished.
04:53They are also going to play.
04:55Stationary problem.
04:57Who is our bad joke?
04:59Technical problem.
05:01No problem.
05:01I'm also a deputy.
05:03Let's go.
05:04Yes.
05:09Yeah!
05:17Good morning, sir.
05:19Good morning.
05:21Look, I was going to take Mr. Sharma,
05:24but I didn't get it.
05:25No problem.
05:27What's the matter?
05:28How did you get to the ball?
05:30Where are you from?
05:31No, I was going to take Sharma.
05:35Sharma, you're coming now.
05:36I was waiting on you on the bus.
05:38Let's record the band again.
05:40I'm also going to take a tape record.
05:43Hey, what happened to you, Sharma?
05:45Hey!
05:49I just jumped on my whole scooter.
05:51And ask me what happened to me.
05:54What are you saying?
05:55I jumped on my whole scooter.
05:56Let me tell you what happened to me.
05:57Madam, I was riding on my scooter.
06:01I was riding on my scooter.
06:03I just jumped on my bike.
06:05I was riding on my bike.
06:07First of all,
06:08first of all,
06:09I was riding on my helmet.
06:10See, my eyes are dark.
06:14Then, I was riding on my bike.
06:16Which way, your bike broke?
06:18Correct.
06:19Then, I was riding on my hand.
06:21I was riding on my bike.
06:22Correct.
06:23And the girl, I was riding on my bike.
06:25I was riding on my bike.
06:27This is the attempt to murder the game.
06:30It will be the case.
06:33Mama, which will happen to me?
06:36I don't think it's 107 times, I'm not wrong.
06:42Mm-hmm.
06:44307 times.
06:47Oh, are you sure?
06:49Oh, I'm a lawyer.
06:50Oh, man.
06:51Oh, man.
06:52If you're a lawyer, you're a lawyer.
06:54Let me help you.
06:56We're a little bit less.
06:58Yeah, please write.
06:59307.
07:00I write 337 and 338.
07:03And I write 32.
07:06Don't forget it.
07:07Because no one can save me from this time.
07:11Oh.
07:13Hey.
07:15What?
07:17Okay, okay.
07:18Now I'm going to know why this is gone.
07:21Oh.
07:22No, madam.
07:23I have another one.
07:26Juice was a rasealian.
07:29I had my mouth with water.
07:31And now you sit with your hands.
07:34Because I'm a lawyer.
07:38I'm going to go.
07:40Come on.
07:41Come on.
07:42Ramse.
07:43There's one sister.
07:44There's two kids.
07:45There's three kids.
07:46Hey.
07:47Hey.
07:47Hey.
07:48I have a man.
07:49Hey.
07:50Hey.
07:51Hey.
07:51Hey.
07:52Hey.
07:52Hey, my mom.
07:54Hey, ma.
07:55Hey.
07:56Hey, boy.
07:57Sili juice wali.
07:59Anggur ki beti.
08:01Appil ki seheli.
08:02Hanaar ki phuppi.
08:04Na baat samaj me aai or samjhau mein?
08:06Samaj me aagi.
08:07Sab samaj me aagi madam.
08:09Kasam ammi or maasammi ki.
08:11Chal, chal.
08:11Jaha ke wahan jaha ke badeh chal, chal, chal.
08:13Oh, yo.
08:14Yaha badeh jo.
08:14Aajo aajo aajo.
08:15Oh, briddhawastha.
08:17Bujurgyat ki had.
08:19Paisa ana.
08:19Eek tang to cover mein ori hai.
08:21Dousari ne tord duungi mein.
08:24Badeh joo yaha pe.
08:25Nahi!
08:27Band karo yaha me.
08:28Bantu wa keelis kame.
08:29Okay, bye.
08:35Sorry, sorry madam.
08:36Wohh juice wali ko mein dhundnye gaya tha.
08:38Lekin hoh mili nahi mujhe.
08:40Lekin I'm trying, I'm trying.
08:41Okay, yeah, coming.
08:42Just coming.
08:43Eh!
08:44Ah!
08:45Nihah pe kya kari?
08:46Itadara!
08:47Itadara, itadara!
08:48What?
08:49What?
08:51Tere dukaan pe gaya tha mein.
08:52Toh logon ne mujhe juice wala samad liya.
08:54Or phta phta order dene lege.
08:55Eh!
08:56Doseb ke, tine anaar ke, paan moosambi ke.
08:58Sab juus bhi ke.
09:00Toh kintne ka juus bhej hai tumne?
09:01Ah!
09:02Wohh!
09:02Bis anaar ke or das moosambi ke.
09:04Ah!
09:04Mardud!
09:05Kasa mammi ar masambi ki.
09:07Anar ke 40.
09:08Or masambi ke 20 rupae hota hai.
09:09Ah!
09:10Thik he nah.
09:10Bharnunga.
09:11Mai wakil huu.
09:13Ah toh bhai rasili raswali.
09:16Baiyo bholio admi.
09:18Thari dukaan pe kichar sa sanava moho dhone aya tha.
09:21Ah.
09:24Ah!
09:25Aray ek kasa mammi ar masambi ke.
09:26Deine hamaari dukan pe muh dhone hey thoda ja tha.
09:27Ye toho humari dukan pe apne doostos ke saath aata hai.
09:30Undr kahta hai ki je juice mei shbira what?
09:33Hey!
09:34Kya bakwas tarti ya ar?
09:35Array, mene aaj tak daru ko chuuar tak nighi.
09:37All of you are here?
09:43Hey Sanju, do you know this?
09:47I'm a regular customer of Sanju Country Park.
09:50Will you come in tomorrow night?
09:54Hey, sit down.
09:55I don't know you.
09:57I'm a big employee.
09:59Hey!
10:01To drink and drink.
10:03And to drink and drink.
10:06You'll have a case, right?
10:08Yes, ma'am.
10:10That's right, ma'am.
10:12Make a case.
10:13Who would you like to do this?
10:15I'd like to think about it.
10:17800-7.
10:18Yes, ma'am.
10:19Hey.
10:2086 probation act.
10:22Are you sure?
10:24I'm a deputy.
10:25Hey, when the information department is so strong,
10:29why don't you help us?
10:30Let's write.
10:31Let's write Gopi's name.
10:32Hey, Gopi, write.
10:34Yes, tell me.
10:3586 probation act.
10:37Yes, 66 AB.
10:39A, B.
10:40A, B.
10:41That's right.
10:42No big employee can't leave me.
10:44That's right.
10:46That's right.
10:47That's right.
10:48That's right.
10:49That's right.
10:50That's right.
10:51That's right.
10:52That's right.
10:53That's right.
10:54No problem.
10:55I have another one.
10:57That's right.
10:58That's right.
10:59It will be water and water.
11:00And which one is the one I'll tell you.
11:03Because I'm a very big...
11:06...failant.
11:07...failant.
11:08Go!
11:09Juice.
11:10Juice.
11:11Juice.
11:12Juice.
11:13Juice.
11:14Juice.
11:15Juice.
11:16Juice.
11:17Juice.
11:18Juice.
11:19Juice.
11:20Juice.
11:21Juice.
11:22Water.
11:23fraction.
11:23ости.
11:24Beautiful.
11:28Mamma Jee.
11:51Good morning, Mamma Jee.
11:58Where do you go to the night?
12:00You don't stay in the house?
12:01That night, I don't want to fight.
12:06Excuse me.
12:07Hi, I'm Vicky. Who are you?
12:11I am Chandra Muki Chautala.
12:14What do you want?
12:15Will you go to date with me?
12:19What?
12:20Are you going to date with me?
12:22Will you go to date with me?
12:24Don't call me, baby.
12:26Don't call me, baby.
12:29I'm Vicky.
12:33Madam, you asked me to give the file.
12:35He came to date with me.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:37This is here.
12:39Vicky, you are looking at your dad's house.
12:42Go out, please.
12:44Madam, that's the front man.
12:46He's a boy.
12:47He's very naughty, madam.
12:49He's a big boy.
12:50Madam, that day my scooter was out of the water.
12:52I asked him why did you get out of the water?
12:55He said,
12:56Papa said,
12:57Go out and eat water.
12:58That's why I'm out of the food.
12:59Madam, this is the best friend of his friends.
13:01He's sitting outside.
13:02And whenever I walk in front,
13:04Oh, balloon.
13:05Oh, balloon.
13:06I'll get out of gas.
13:08Madam, that's the same.
13:11Hey, you're a dumbass.
13:12You're a dumbass.
13:13You're a dumbass.
13:14You're a dumbass.
13:15Hey, you're a dumbass.
13:17You're not asking me to date with me.
13:18I'm a dumbass.
13:19On date?
13:20On date?
13:21You want to take yourself to date with me.
13:23Go out, brother.
13:24Papa is looking for you.
13:25Go.
13:26Next time I'll take it and take it.
13:28Hey, hey, hey.
13:29What are you doing?
13:30What are you doing?
13:31Who are you doing, brother?
13:33What are you doing here?
13:35You're a dumbass.
13:36Hey, hey, hey.
13:38I am Chantu.
13:39I am Chantu.
13:42No matter what else, say it again.
13:43Doctor Chantu Chattkila quickly.
13:45Hey.
13:46Come straight on me and took the vaccine-categor将 who went and ran away.
13:52Hey!
13:53You're not trying to get teeth into sitting.
13:54All right.
13:55Oh, I'm close.
13:56Hey.
13:57Money.
13:58Maybe he came, and he said,
13:59What the hell is going on in front of you?
14:03You jumped fast and jumped on the scooter.
14:07What the hell is going on in the scooter?
14:09You were sitting on the scooter.
14:11It's called the friend.
14:13It's called the friend.
14:15It was the friend of mine.
14:17I jumped on the scooter and jumped on the scooter.
14:21You got it?
14:23You got it?
14:25I am also the attorney.
14:27My friend.
14:28Yes, sir.
14:29What did you say, Kemal?
14:31Yes.
14:32It will become a cash.
14:35Okay, sir.
14:39How much time do I have to put it?
14:40I thought it would be 3.01.
14:43Okay.
14:44No.
14:47354.
14:48Are you sure?
14:49I am the only one.
14:50When you have so many people, why don't you help me in the file?
14:55My pleasure.
14:56Baba, write.
14:57Ahhhh.
14:58Ahhhh.
14:59354.
15:00Ahhhh.
15:01Ahhhh.
15:02Ahhhh.
15:03Ahhhh.
15:04Ahhhh.
15:05Ahhhh.
15:06Ahhhh.
15:07Ahhhh.
15:08Ahhhh.
15:09What love?
15:10For me, you have written F.I.A.
15:15No, no, no, no.
15:17But this thing I have to prove.
15:19Coach, it's not done.
15:22We will keep the charge seats ready tomorrow.
15:25And tomorrow, someone will have a bad record.
15:28Okay, let's go.
15:30Why are you taking the tension?
15:32We will come to the bad.
15:33I will come, man.
15:35Tension means...
15:36What is my practice?
15:37I will come to my dispensary.
15:39I will come to my dispensary.
15:40I will come to my dispensary.
15:41I will come to my dispensary.
15:43Yes, I have understood.
15:44I am a deputy.
15:45Let's go!
16:04Hey, I am a deputy.
16:07Hey, Chantu.
16:11Hey, Chantu.
16:12I went to your house.
16:13So, Babi Ji said,
16:14Chantu is not at home.
16:16So, let's sit with me.
16:18Pandu!
16:19And then, I said,
16:20Chantu is not at home.
16:22So, you will have to go to the chai.
16:24Pandu!
16:25And then, I said,
16:26Chantu is not at home.
16:27So, you will have to go to the food.
16:29Pandu!
16:30And then, I said,
16:31I have to go to the chai.
16:32Yes.
16:33And then, I got to go to the chai.
16:34I said,
16:35Chantu Ji Ji Ji Ji
16:36If you are not at home,
16:37you will have to go to the chai.
16:39And then, you will have to go to the chai.
16:40Pandu!
16:41My friend, my friend,
16:42I know,
16:43that I will have to go to the chai.
16:45But, you will have to go to the chai.
16:46You will have to go to the chai.
16:48You will have to go to the chai.
16:50But, you will have to go to the chai.
16:51But,
16:52what happened?
16:53What happened?
16:54What happened?
16:55What happened?
16:56What happened?
16:57X-ray?
16:58Who is it?
16:59Your one.
17:00My one?
17:01I said,
17:02how many times I said,
17:03don't drink a drink.
17:04Look!
17:05Your liver is gone.
17:06Chantu!
17:07What are you saying?
17:08Yes.
17:09Chantu!
17:10Yes.
17:11Chantu!
17:12Oh, no!
17:13It means,
17:14you have to go to the hospital.
17:15Yes.
17:16Chantu!
17:17It means,
17:18you have to go to the hospital.
17:19Yes.
17:20Chantu!
17:21But,
17:22I haven't even seen the chai.
17:24Every fool says,
17:26I am not a fool.
17:28It's like,
17:30the ambulance is sitting outside,
17:32the camera is sitting at the hospital,
17:34and the friend,
17:35is sitting at the hospital.
17:37So, let's go.
17:38But,
17:39you have to go to the hospital.
17:40Yes.
17:41So,
17:42you don't have to go to the hospital.
17:43Yes.
17:44Look,
17:45the emergency and immediate operation is going to happen.
17:48Once you get out of the hospital,
17:50then,
17:51the amount of the hospital has been taken away,
17:52the amount of hospital will be taken away from the hospital.
17:54And,
17:55the amount of hospital will be taken away from the hospital.
17:56Not 20 years.
17:58Are you sure?
17:59I am a deputy.
18:00I am a deputy.
18:01Yes.
18:02Yes.
18:03Yes.
18:04Yes.
18:05Yes.
18:06Yes.
18:07Yes.
18:08Yes.
18:09Yes.
18:10Yes.
18:11etwas,
18:16Yes.
18:17Yes.
18:18Yes that jackass.
18:23One minute, please madam, forgive me, leave me.
18:28I will take my affair back home.
18:31From Sarmar to Rasini and Sanju to Chantu,
18:35whoever has done anything, and whoever has done anything,
18:39I am coming to understand.
18:41Because I am the real!
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