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00:00I don't know.
00:02Huh?
00:08Look...
00:09We...
00:10We...
00:11We...
00:12We...
00:13We...
00:14What?
00:15What did you do?
00:16What did you do?
00:17Yes!
00:18What did you do?
00:19We won't have a puppy.
00:21Look, you...
00:22We...
00:23We...
00:24We...
00:25Oh!
00:30Imaan Chawki ke cheap inspector Hanuman Parashat Pandey
00:34Hey, Imaan ko golgappe me aloo ki tarah phaag gya tu?
00:38Kaya kar raha tha chhodi ki is parakar ke aslil pho tu ka ke mat labora?
00:43Abya, aap bhi hamarai baare mein chawbit ghunte ghalat thamasati raiti me chudolak.
00:46Abya, hamei khufiya information meli hai
00:48ki ek aslil pushtak seller hamarai area mein khusa hai
00:51aur woh bad literature ka dhanda karne ki soch ra hai.
00:54Abya, hamei nahi shocha ham pehle hii aap ko bad literature me
00:57literate kar leete hai taa ki
00:59Kalki date mein agar hamei koi pushtak biechne wali jagah mein
01:02Ayeshi koi pushtak big tv u nazar aajai
01:04toho hum bahan ke pushtak seller ko pakad lenge.
01:12Ab madam shakal sa hi bottom lagti hai.
01:15Madam, haap bhi na ek number ki.
01:17Aray bholi hai madam.
01:19Teri baat to su niye.
01:20Abya, haap in ki baat ho mein mat aie.
01:23Aaj aapne ne rangge haato pakda hai,
01:25ashleelta ke jhule mein jhulte,
01:27vaasna ke baag mein phalte phuulte.
01:29Ab aapke haath khamoos kiyo hai madam.
01:32Haath uđtaiye.
01:33Haath uđtaiye madam,
01:34aur ek rapta in ke cehre peh lapeet dijiye.
01:37Aapne hume mara?
01:38Haan.
01:39Aalib join daap.
01:40Naishi koi bi asli lahat katkartawa pakda gya na tu.
01:42Aapne hume mara?
01:43Haan.
01:44Aalib join daap.
01:45Naishi koi bi asli lahat katkartawa pakda gya na tu.
01:47Aapne hume mara?
01:48Aapne hume mara?
01:49Haan.
01:50Aalib join daap.
01:51Naishi koi bi asli lahat katkartawa pakda gya na tu.
01:54Toh bolunghi aasi boli,
01:55jase bantu ki koli.
01:56Aai baat samaj me.
01:58Aai baat samaj me.
02:17Aai baat.
02:18Aai baat.
02:19Aai baat.
02:20Aai baat.
02:25Aai baat.
02:28Sama baat.
02:29Aai baat.
02:30Hame gharibaad.
02:31Chodh diye sahab.
02:32Aai baat HIM.
02:33Lepk dha.
02:34Aai baat.
02:35Aai baat si sadaqo ha.
02:36Aai baat samaj rakhaha hai.
02:37Baat ke saman bejraha vahaa peh?
02:38He?
02:39Yeah hua bejraha rupi.
02:40Whan ai ye?
02:41Uch didh nahi yar.
02:42Vaah sabadak per saman bejraha thha.
02:43Maneh ishe kaha baat samaj hayata
02:44hume kuch liye dhe baat gar
02:46You have to buy a bag, you have to buy a bag.
02:48You have to buy a bag with me.
02:50Please forgive me, Hujut.
02:52Let us leave the bag.
02:54No!
02:56If you come here, it's difficult to buy a bag.
02:58Now you have to buy a bag.
03:00Okay, bye.
03:02Let's take 5,000 rupees.
03:045,000?
03:06We will take 500 rupees.
03:08Let's take it.
03:10This bag is not worth 1,000 rupees.
03:12You don't keep this bag.
03:14God bless you.
03:16Keep it in front of us.
03:18What will we do?
03:20What?
03:22What happened?
03:24What happened?
03:26You are very proud of yourself.
03:28I told you,
03:30Madam has hit my head today.
03:32I mean...
03:34I mean...
03:36I mean...
03:38I mean...
03:40I mean...
03:42...
03:44I mean...
03:46I mean...
03:48...
03:50I mean...
03:52I mean...
03:54This is the flower.
03:56Yes, yes.
03:57This is the flower.
03:58She didn't even know her name.
04:00Is it the flower of the flower?
04:01No.
04:02Now Madam will give her love,
04:05because she has got the flower of the flower.
04:07Okay, bye.
04:08Hey!
04:09Hey, school.
04:10You all go.
04:11Hey!
04:12Hey, this is all the comics,
04:14fictitious novel books.
04:16I don't think I'm a little flower.
04:18Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:20Madam, we want something to happen.
04:23I feel like .
04:24Noooo!
04:25Noooo!
04:27Nooo!
04:28Nooo!
04:29Noooo!
04:32Jongli, lady.
04:33Action!
04:34Hey, but come and go to your cabins.
04:36Hey, but not my cabins,
04:38there's no pain in the cabin of the gindas gajrilli
04:39no longer.
04:40No, no!
04:41But my growl,
04:42my furry Gut,
04:43my wilder My dangling fruit
04:44are in your cabins.
04:46What's the truth?
04:47I was writing a lot over to my F.I.R.
04:49Every morning,
04:50I'm doing my prayer day,
04:51This is why I had a F.A.I.R.
04:54I was waiting for you to come here.
04:55I was waiting for you.
04:57You didn't come here.
04:58So, I went home again.
04:59When I got home, I remembered that
05:01I was leaving my house in the cabin.
05:03I left my house in the cabin.
05:05I was leaving my house in the cabin.
05:08What a house in the house?
05:11What a house in the days of the house.
05:13It doesn't happen.
05:15My house in the house is a house in the house.
05:19You will close your eyes three times.
05:24Lap, lap, jhap, jhap, hap, hap, hap, hap.
05:29So, you will come here and you will complete your dreams.
05:35What will you do?
05:36You will complete your dreams.
05:38Look, we will not know you inside.
05:41If you haven't gone here, we will have to give you inside.
05:44Let's run here.
05:45Go, go, go, go.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Don't tell me, I'm not.
05:50Don't tell me.
05:51Don't tell me.
05:53Sir, sir, sir.
05:55Sir, sir, sir.
05:56Daddy, sir.
05:57What do you do here?
05:58What do you do here?
06:00We are doing what we are doing here.
06:01What do you do?
06:02Shut up.
06:03Go and go and buy some samosas from market.
06:05And you go and buy a chai tank.
06:08You are a chai.
06:09What?
06:10You are a chai tank.
06:11What?
06:12What?
06:13What?
06:14What's your chai tank?
06:15What?
06:16What?
06:17How was your chai tank?
06:18What?
06:19Come on.
06:20I am an actor.
06:21I will get paid for the performance.
06:22Will you take paid for the police?
06:23No.
06:24No, no.
06:25Give me.
06:26Give me.
06:27Take it.
06:28Take it.
06:30What?
06:31That's how a man has forgotten his chirag from here.
06:34Chirag, have you seen it?
06:36Chirag, chirag, chirag.
06:40It's a chirag.
06:44Chirag.
06:46Chirag, chirag.
06:52Chirag, got it!
06:56What did you say to me?
06:57Come and close the eyes and say three times...
07:02...and say,
07:02...lapad, lapad, jhapad, jhapad, hapad, hapad.
07:09Is anyone there?
07:10Hello?
07:12Hello?
07:13Ah, hi.
07:14Meep, meep.
07:15Meep, meep.
07:25Ah!
07:26Jhap, jhini!
07:29Meep, meep, meep.
07:32We've never seen the first genie before.
07:35Actually, I'm meeting the first time in Hindi.
07:37How are you?
07:38My name is Chief Inspector Hanuman Prashant Panhandi.
07:40Iman Chawki, come here.
07:43One minute.
07:44Well, that costume is pretty good.
07:47Victory!
07:49We are Ullu's kids.
07:51I mean, look, we'll be like Ullu's kids.
07:53But it's not.
07:54How do we think about this?
07:55How can you do this?
07:56What can you do for us?
07:57What do you do for us?
07:58What do you do for me, sir?
08:02This is...
08:03Victory!
08:04Okay, listen.
08:05Look, in our chawki,
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