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00:00It's for you!
00:12Hey you!
00:13Oh-ho! Hey you!
00:15I'm sorry!
00:20I'm going to go.
00:21Have you seen a dream tonight?
00:22Have you seen a dream or what?
00:23Dude, you can see a dream in real life.
00:25Tell me about it.
00:26Don't you think you're wrong.
00:28My dream is a romantic.
00:30Look, visualize.
00:32I saw that you and I have reached our village.
00:35We are both in the village.
00:37And I'm sitting on a chair like a lady.
00:41And you're playing in front of me.
00:45We will throw you from the balls,
00:48but we will never throw you for you.
00:51Look, your dream is never a dream.
00:54Never.
00:55Don't be a dream,
00:57but you will become a dream.
00:59Look, MashaAllah.
01:01Today, I'm going to clear you something.
01:03If we are going to marry,
01:04then we are going to marry.
01:05That means that we are going to marry.
01:07Oh!
01:08Oh!
01:09We are going to never marry you.
01:10Oh my God,
01:11you will marry me too.
01:12You will marry me too.
01:13You will also marry me too.
01:14You will marry me too.
01:15Oh!
01:16My father has married many years ago.
01:19Come on, mom.
01:20Come on, mom.
01:21Come on, mom.
01:22Come on, come on.
01:23Come on, come on.
01:25Excuse me, madam.
01:27Tell me, tell me.
01:28Tell me.
01:29Tell me.
01:30Tell me.
01:31Tell me.
01:32The dog is running around you.
01:33The peanuts are buying you.
01:35And I'm opening up the tree.
01:36And you're telling me.
01:37Tell me.
01:38Madam, you don't understand.
01:39This is my tkya klam.
01:40Telltay.
01:41Telltay.
01:42Oh, oh.
01:43You have tkya klam and your name is klam.
01:45Right?
01:46Billu.
01:47Tell me.
01:48Madam, my name is Billu.
01:49And this is my friend's friend Tillu.
01:51Madam, this is F.I.R.
01:53Telltay.
01:54Hello Tillu.
01:55Yes, Billu.
01:56But what happened?
01:57Look, madam.
01:58I live in a building whose name is
02:00Iszaddar.
02:02It's 8 o'clock.
02:03My hours are busy.
02:05What are you doing?
02:06But you're 8 o'clock.
02:07My hours are busy.
02:08I'm busy at 8 o'clock.
02:09I'm busy at 8 o'clock.
02:10No.
02:11I'm not talking about the time.
02:14I'm talking about the time.
02:15I'm talking about the time.
02:17I'm talking about the time.
02:18At 8 o'clock, I'm busy at 8 o'clock.
02:20I'm busy at night.
02:22So, at night I'm open.
02:23I'm open up the door.
02:25So, someone comes and kills me.
02:27I'm going to kill myself.
02:28I'm a little baby.
02:31No.
02:32Yes.
02:33I'm busy at night.
02:34I'm busy at night.
02:35I'm busy at night.
02:36I'm busy at night.
02:37Madam, I have to tell you something.
02:38Tell me.
02:39Madam, what is that,
02:40when Billu is asleep at 8 o'clock,
02:41I don't know who will come and kill him?
02:43Madam, this is so calm that she can't see her.
02:45Madam, this is so calm that she can't see her.
02:47Madam, this is so strong.
02:48Madam, this is so strong.
02:49I'll tell you.
02:50I'll tell you.
02:52I'll tell you.
02:53I'll tell you.
02:54I'll tell you.
02:55No.
02:56I don't know who he is at night.
02:58You're the one who is at night.
02:59You're the one who is at night.
03:01Yes, ma'am.
03:02How can you stay at night?
03:05I'll tell you.
03:07Oh, I'm busy at night.
03:09Oh, I'm busy.
03:12Oh, I'm busy.
03:13Oh, I'm busy.
03:15Oh, I'm busy.
03:16Oh, I'm busy.
03:17Oh, I'm busy.
03:18And we're all the other king.
03:22Who's the other one?
03:24Oh, I'm busy.
03:25I'll tell you.
03:26I'll tell you.
03:28Hey!
03:29Hey, Billu.
03:31Why are you taking the tension?
03:33I'm not.
03:34Look, the police are coming with you.
03:36There's no tension.
03:37One time.
03:38If you hit your face,
03:39it won't be good.
03:41Come on, man.
03:42Smile, smile.
03:43One more.
03:44Yes, yes, yes.
03:47Pink Alleop!
03:48Madam, I come to this one.
03:49F. I. I. I.
03:51Veeeer Badoothác Aamem Shop.
03:54Yes, heh, Veeeeer Bahadur.
03:57Oh, man, you have told me that on this house,
03:59either at dawns morning,
04:01any who march will
04:15Don't give me the answer, don't give me the answer
04:19Oh, thapa
04:21If you ask so much, give me the answer
04:23And if the madam has been asked to call you, then it won't be good for you
04:28Yes!
04:30Bro, Goppy!
04:31Yes, sir
04:32Bro, Gulgulay's phone number is on your phone
04:35Yes, sir, mamie, my phone is on my phone
04:38Bro, it's like this, he's calling his phone to inform his message
04:42that Gulgulay isn't in this world
04:44No, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, continue
04:49Yes, you
04:50Hmm, botchman
04:52So, Tharee Saab, no one will come from the 8am at the same time
04:56Oh, yes, ma'am, you leave, but why are you asking?
05:01Oh, your husband, you haven't done anything at home, right?
05:04See
05:05Oh, J. Biru
05:08Oh, I don't know
05:09Oh, my God!
05:10Oh, my God!
05:11Oh, my God!
05:12Oh, my God!
05:13Oh, my God!
05:14Oh, my God!
05:15This means that this watchman is a nashery
05:19This is a nashy in the nashy when he's a thwpad-gumar and he's a thwpad-gumar and he's a thwpad-gumar.
05:22Correct, ma'am?
05:23Oh, my God!
05:25Oh, my God!
05:27This means that this man is the thwpad-gumar and he's a thwpad-gumar,
05:34and he's a thwpad-gumar and he's a thwpad-gumar.
05:36Oh, ma'am, just once you know this man,
05:39this man will come to my friend's mouth and he's a thwpad-gumar and he's a thwpad-gumar.
05:44Then I'll kill him as a thwpad-gumar!
05:45Get it up!
05:47Ah, yes, but you're a thwpad-gumar,
05:50I mean, there's a thwpad-gumar?
05:54Yes, one, three, three.
05:56Do you have any trouble with anyone?
05:58Yes, three.
06:00Just!
06:01So, let's go.
06:02Three people will have to accept the truth.
06:05No, no, no, no, no.
06:07I'm not.
06:08I'm not.
06:09Look, everyone is here.
06:11No, no, no.
06:12No, no, no.
06:14I'm not.
06:14Smile, smile, smile.
06:16I'm not.
06:17I'm not.
06:20F.I.
06:24Naam
06:25Chaman Pardeshi
06:26Kasham Chamelee Ki
06:28Chamelee is my wife
06:32Paane Pandal Waala
06:34Really
06:38Shair Atwar Qustar
06:40Mulaiza Farmaayi
06:41Haan?
06:42Kye Farmaao?
06:43Maidam, Yeh Urdu Bhol Raha Hai
06:45Aur Urdu Meh Thppad Ko Mulaiza Keh Teh Hai
06:47Toh Zara Farmaa Dijiye
06:49Bhai Asa hai ki yoh ho raha hai
06:55Tumhara Pardosi Tillo hai ji all no
06:57Toh bhai is ki complainte ho rhi hai ki
06:59Rhoj sabere koye 8 baje aake
07:01Iske moho pe jayana dheerda neki
07:03Ek rapta baja ke chala jabe
07:04Aur yoh na usna mein itni ghor ghehri johan
07:07Nind ki khumadhi mein ho bhai ki
07:09Isse judgment naati ki kohan mar gaya bhai
07:11Toh bhai tum te na
07:13Na pardosi honneke naate
07:15Tum pari sakki nigaah bäthi hai
07:17Aapna joh hai joh bhi ho raha hai
07:19Jurum qubul ker lo
07:20Bata do tum tineo mehse koji maara raha hai toh
07:21Maara toh nahi hai
07:22Lekin maarne ki tamanna rakta ho
07:24Qasam chamele ki
07:27Chamele is my wife madam
07:29Kya ho bhai?
07:30Teree chamele ko isne chheda diya kya?
07:32Nahi
07:33Hemaare ghar mein shadi thi
07:34Chhat iske under me rheti hai
07:35Hame nne ka bhai chhat ki chabhi dhe do
07:37Bharatiyo ko hoa pe bithayenge
07:38Khilayenge pilayenge
07:39Or nipta dhe
07:40Lekin isne mana kar diya
07:41Qasam chamele ki
07:43Ardhu
07:44Pandya pandhal
07:45Ardee jab isne chhat nahi di say
07:47Tho ye haamare paas hai ya riali
07:49Or isne ke shathi be
07:50Pandhal banjua kar kar ka
07:52olmayi ne diya
07:53Jiske 2 laak rupai
07:54This isne,
07:55aaj tk,
07:55Hamein nahi diya riali
07:57Or ye chhat,
07:58Dye data
07:59Tho me toh na phashta na riali
08:00Uem
08:01Ardhu!
08:02Urdu ki izzuri
08:03Shayar akbar gustaakke sath
08:05Ek bahar isne gustaakhe ki thi
08:07Mulaihza forma yi
08:09Farma da dijiyeh maan
08:10Say it!
08:40It's just the same thing.
08:43I don't think there's no one from me.
08:46Just one time you get to know,
08:48then it'll be my hand and then it'll be...
08:51You'll get it.
08:53No.
08:54No.
08:55No.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:58No.
08:59No.
09:00No.
09:01No.
09:02No.
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05No.
09:06No.
09:07No.
09:08No.
09:09No.
09:10No.
09:11No.
09:12No.
09:13I'm going to move.
09:14Yeah, let's move.
09:16And you, man!
09:17And you, victim and victim, victory.
09:18And for your turn,
09:19a work is that today,
09:20you first take your face and take your face,
09:22so we will take a fingerprint match and decide
09:25who will be the main culprit.
09:27Okay!
09:28I'm feeling happy!
09:29What happened to your daughter's party?
09:31What's he gonna have to do with her?
09:34No.
09:35No!
09:36Why the police are you there, mate?
09:38Don't do that.
09:39Look, I'll get better than you.
09:40Look, I'm not...
09:42Hey, what are you doing here?
09:45Don't cry. Smile. Smile.
09:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:49I'm killing this man.
09:51So you can't have a drop.
09:54Get his lollipop.
09:56Take it away.
09:57Get out of here and take it.
09:59Come on.
10:00I'll take it.
10:02Ah.
10:03No, no, no.
10:05FII.
10:09When will you get down to us?
10:12Until you will maintain your mind, I will get down.
10:15Listen, I have seen a dream yesterday,
10:18that you and me and you are in the village.
10:20And in the village of the house,
10:22we are both loving people.
10:25It is the love of love.
10:27And you,
10:28it's the one that you love.
10:30You are the love of love.
10:32Filhal, you are the love of love.
10:34Look,
10:35because of your quality time,
10:37it will be better that you take care of your work
10:39and concentrate on that bad case.
10:42Leave the case,
10:43and you take your briefcase
10:45and take your home to your house.
10:48Our briefcase's handle,
10:50when did we get out of that briefcase?
10:53It's a technical problem.
10:55And Filhal,
10:56there is also a technical problem.
11:00Oh,
11:02yes,
11:03let's start.
11:04Madam,
11:05this is my wife.
11:06Hi!
11:07Sorry,
11:08sorry, madam.
11:09This is my wife,
11:10Kattili,
11:11she's a woman.
11:12She's a woman.
11:13She's a woman.
11:14She's a woman.
11:15Come on,
11:16she's a woman.
11:17She's a woman.
11:18She's a woman.
11:20Kattili,
11:21how are you?
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:31Oh,
11:33Hey,
11:34oh,
11:35Oh,
11:36Oh!
11:37Hey,
11:38hey,
11:39bait.
11:40Hey,
11:41clearly
11:43the
11:45party party
11:47hmm
11:49you know
11:51it's a
11:53right
11:55left
11:57okay
11:59why
12:01do
12:03Take their finger prints on the kagas.
12:05After all, match everything.
12:07Look, do it like this.
12:10Madam!
12:11You won't teach me how to solve the case.
12:13I'm going to wear your mask.
12:15I'm going to wear my mask.
12:17Madam, you're doing well.
12:19Let's eat something.
12:21Why are you getting more tension?
12:23What's going on?
12:25Let's go!
12:27Cut!
12:29I'm ready to kill you.
12:33Let's go!
12:35Come on!
12:37Let's go!
12:39Go!
12:41Come on!
12:43Come on!
12:45This is the match!
12:47Next!
12:51Come on!
12:53Come on!
12:55This is the match!
12:57Next!
12:59Come on!
13:01Come on!
13:03Madam, this is not the match!
13:05No!
13:07What would you like to eat this man?
13:09Madam, how would you like to kill that man?
13:11Mommy, one minute.
13:13The case is so straight, not so much.
13:17This case is very good.
13:19I think this case is very good.
13:21Oh!
13:22Karam Chand, not good.
13:23Not good.
13:25That's it.
13:26That all of us, including the lady,
13:29Don't leave us at home and you,
13:31you stop.
13:32Let's go, Madam.
13:33But this Charlie Moosh,
13:35who called us here,
13:36has given us our respect.
13:37For this,
13:38I would like to call him a very hard
13:40about Chamelea.
13:43Chamelea is my wife.
13:45Madam,
13:46get it!
13:49And Kadilii is my wife, Madam.
13:51Get it!
13:54And I have no wife!
13:56Get it!
14:00Baby!
14:01Hey, attention!
14:02Baby, what will happen?
14:03What will happen?
14:04Come, Baby!
14:08Get it!
14:09Get it!
14:10Hello!
14:11Hey!
14:12Hey, you are your wife and your wife?
14:14Hey,
14:15if you want to tell the rap
14:18you want to tell the rap
14:20then you will see a path for this.
14:22Madam,
14:23you will say,
14:24I will say,
14:25I will say,
14:26I will say,
14:27I will say,
14:28I will say,
14:29I will say,
14:30please, go ahead.
14:31I will say,
14:32tonight,
14:33Saturday-
14:35you put the alarm alarm at 7 nights
14:37and just dip and
14:39parked it,
14:40you will not get off,
14:41you are not getting off,
14:42and you will see you at 12 to 2 hours,
14:43you will see the door open
14:45and see who is coming.
14:47On this,
14:48we are all the case.
14:49This thing that you will raise the alarm at 7am
14:52Besides, you don't know anyone's message
14:56You will be able to do it
14:58Okay, okay, I will manage it
15:00But now I have to manage someone else
15:03Go
15:04This is Billo!
15:10Oh, my dear
15:12This is a Hindi tutor for who is this?
15:15The non-sensical things are happening in my mind.
15:18Not so much accent.
15:20That's right I said.
15:21Good.
15:22Say it.
15:23Say it.
15:24Say it.
15:25It's like rap.
15:31No.
15:32It's coming.
15:33It's coming.
15:34It's coming.
15:35It's coming.
15:36It's coming.
15:37Okay bye.
15:41How did it happen again?
15:43Well, I didn't know the alarm was that 7 o'clock.
15:45You were the alarm at 7 o'clock.
15:46The man was at 8 o'clock.
15:47You had an alarm at 7 o'clock?
15:49No.
15:50I was at 7 o'clock.
15:52But the door was full.
15:55I was at night at night.
15:57The door opened.
15:58Then they got to go.
15:59And the door was right.
16:00And the night,
16:01I didn't see who was sitting.
16:03But you know how to go,
16:05that you're at 8 o'clock at 7 o'clock.
16:08You've told someone to tell you.
16:10No.
16:11I didn't tell you to tell me.
16:12After eating a rapta, you will come to your baby's baby.
16:19Tomorrow?
16:20Because tomorrow's rapta will be the next rapta.
16:25F.I.R.
16:32Mendel, as you said, I have to take my wife and take my wife.
16:36Cut.
16:37You have come on the right side.
16:39You have come on the right side.
16:41You have come on the right side.
16:43Don't worry.
16:44Where is she?
16:45Where is she, madam?
16:46She is here.
16:48Hey!
16:49Hey!
16:50Hey!
16:51Hey!
16:52Who is this here?
16:54He is sleeping.
16:56This man was running away by throwing you.
16:58But he didn't know that he kept playing against each other.
17:02Just as he tried to run away,
17:04he took six of them into him.
17:07No!
17:09Yes!
17:10Ashok!
17:11You can't leave me.
17:12It can't be like that.
17:14Cutie!
17:15Yes!
17:16Your baby is cutie!
17:18And you!
17:19Self-confessed Ashok!
17:22Ask your baby about it.
17:24Say it!
17:26Yes!
17:27Yes!
17:28This is true!
17:29I don't love Ashok.
17:30I love Ashok.
17:31Because he has money.
17:32And my Ashok is poor.
17:36Oh!
17:37That's why my father got married with him.
17:40Madam, what's wrong with the money?
17:42Ashok!
17:43You can't leave me.
17:45You can leave me.
17:46Ah!
17:47Billu!
17:48Billu, you?
17:49Yes, Billu.
17:50Yes, Billu.
17:51Your friend Billu.
17:53Yes, the drama of Madam,
17:55so that he can get to know the real.
17:57Yes, so,
17:59dear dear.
18:00Not your husband's husband.
18:01That's it.
18:02That's it.
18:03The Ashok is alive.
18:04And very soon,
18:05you will be able to give a company to your lock-up.
18:07So please enjoy your stay in the lock-up.
18:09Put your hands in.
18:10Under arrest.
18:11Come on.
18:12Come on.
18:15Chokat!
18:17Thank you very much, madam.
18:19Here you go, Billu.
18:20Keep your attention to your friend.
18:22And keep your attention
18:23that someone else is like that.
18:27Billu!
18:29How?
18:31F.I.I.
18:40Show links.
18:41And enjoy watching the videos.
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