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00:00It's my own
00:07Hey, Chandramupi
00:19Your phone will take you
00:21That I will take you from the world
00:25Sorry madam, I will take you
00:28Hello?
00:36What happened?
00:38I don't know madam, I think it's an asshole
00:40I don't know who it is
00:41Hello?
00:43One minute
00:44Madam, Commissioner's phone
00:49Hello sir
00:50Sir, you don't have any attention to me
00:52I have no idea
00:53No, I have no idea
00:54I have no idea
00:55No, I will not be the same
00:56The other day of the day of the age of 15
00:57Or no, there will be no doubt
00:58Yes sir
00:59Go sir
01:00Go sir
01:01Go
01:02Go
01:03Mr. Yoka Commissioner, have you seen me in the real world?
01:06Madam, I didn't hear the sound. I don't know who I am.
01:10No!
01:12I will say, in the 15th of August,
01:15I will sing this country from the ages of ages.
01:17Oh, that's right, but where is my young man?
01:20Is he dead?
01:30What are you doing here?
01:32Oh!
01:33Sup to the Chandramukhi!
01:35Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup!
01:37Sup!
01:38You said, I was calling you.
01:39I'm going to die when you sing this song again.
01:42I was going to die first,
01:44but now we have to believe that
01:47you will be a daughter of Daku Puthli.
01:49What?
01:50And your mother, Daku Sultanah.
01:52What?
01:54Every time, they talk to them.
01:57Do you know what the song was wrong?
01:58In the song, there was no one in the song.
01:59There was no one in the song.
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03:29are you comfortable baby yeah I can charge you can say back as a thank you
03:45yeah not sure about the name yeah Mary healthy yeah
03:50I'm a young guy
03:52oh I'm not a young guy
03:55not a nice and I'm going to get more than what is sorry but I got the same mistake
04:00already way yeah I'm Barry madam
04:03Chandramo get a dollar up in course must have a thought
04:07one of my semester my younger supra a genoste
04:10Jimira from Kamblesh Bhandari hair or yeah my baby
04:15You're a baby, Baba.
04:17And this is...
04:18Yes, Uncle.
04:19I don't know anything about it.
04:20The rest of the stuff I've understood.
04:22This is your baby and this is your daughter.
04:25And you have to take your mind to your daughter,
04:28because she's your daughter.
04:30Yes, no.
04:31So don't do it?
04:32No, she's doing it.
04:33Don't say it.
04:34This is our mother, Bharti.
04:38She's a mother, she's not a daughter.
04:41My daughter is very...
04:43She's a girl and her name are cool.
04:45Is there anything?
04:46Yes.
04:47She gives her a gift to her,
04:49that if any member will marry the country,
04:51and leave the country,
04:52she'll always go to the village.
04:53No!
04:54Yes, my daughter, yes.
04:56I have a shame on my daughter.
04:58My father, my father,
05:00they were the king of this country.
05:03And my daughter,
05:04for leaving the village,
05:06is ready for the village to leave the village.
05:07In the 60th century,
05:09this is the country.
05:11And this is the country.
05:13Uncle, auntie.
05:15This is your daughter,
05:17this is my daughter.
05:19And if this is my daughter,
05:21there's nothing to do with tension.
05:23If you come here and see,
05:25how do I make my daughter?
05:32Excuse me.
05:33Hi.
05:35I'm Sushil.
05:36Sushil Bhandari.
05:37I got a phone here.
05:38Do you know why I got here?
05:41Yes.
05:42Tell me.
05:43Okay.
05:44Tell me.
05:45Okay.
06:00What is all this?
06:01What is all this?
06:02I can't wait any more.
06:04Listen, Nailji.
06:05We also know.
06:06We are here.
06:07We are here.
06:08We are here.
06:09We are late.
06:10But don't worry.
06:11Don't worry.
06:12You will be working.
06:13Shut up.
06:14Shut up.
06:15You stupid old man.
06:16I have so many crores of pounds.
06:18Why do I have two pounds?
06:19Listen to me.
06:20If you do my work,
06:22I will give you 20,000,000 pounds.
06:26No.
06:27We will give you 20,000,000 pounds.
06:29We will give you 10,000,000 pounds.
06:30We will give you 10,000,000 pounds.
06:32Oh, shut up.
06:34You jungle queen.
06:35You lady Tarzan.
06:36I don't have 10,000 pounds.
06:37I don't have 10,000 pounds.
06:38I just want a beautiful, beautiful Indian girl.
06:41I will always go to England for me.
06:47England.
06:48Crores of pounds.
06:49Indian girl.
06:51Who is this?
06:55Who is this?
06:56Who is this?
06:57Who is this?
06:58Who is this?
06:59This is an Australian girl,
07:00who has come from England.
07:01And she wants to marry a Indian girl
07:05and and she wants to marry a Indian girl
07:06and she wants to marry England.
07:08But she is here.
07:11And we do what we do.
07:13Our commissioner saw their seller's
07:14sister's sister's brother's daughter's sister's brother's sister's sister's sister's sister's sister's sister's sister's sister's sister's son's sister's sister's sister.
07:21And he must have taken a job to put another couple of women
07:24If you leave a girl and find a girl for him, what are you doing?
07:29Now go and find him.
07:30Because if I didn't meet an Indian girl today,
07:33then I'd say to my commissioner,
07:35you're all these clothes.
07:39Do you hear me?
07:42Nandi, Nandi!
07:45Friends, I'm a Sushil Bandali.
07:48I'm an Indian.
07:49I'm a girl too.
07:51I want to marry him.
07:54And I don't have any problems in England.
07:57I'll do something.
07:59I'll do it.
08:00I'll do it, but...
08:02What's your benefit?
08:03A benefit?
08:04Once you get married,
08:06I'll raise your mouth with your mouth.
08:08Huh?
08:09One minute.
08:13Madam,
08:14a Sushil guy came to you,
08:17and he's ready to marry you.
08:19What?
08:20Okay, so call him this night
08:22and call him Chalki.
08:24Okay.
08:25Okay, madam,
08:26then today's night
08:27you will be,
08:28this Chalki will be,
08:30and...
08:31And I?
08:32Yes, this.
08:33This means Miss Chotala
08:34took a Sushil guy.
08:35And he's also tonight.
08:36No, I won't give this.
08:38I love her, man.
08:39This country, this country is so hot.
08:41It's my girl.
08:42Hello, dear.
08:43Hello, dear.
08:44Oh, dear.
08:45Hello, dear.
08:46Hello, dear.
08:47Hello, dear.
08:48Hey, dear.
08:49This country, this country is so hot.
08:51It's my girl.
08:52Hello, dear.
08:53This country, this country is so hot.
09:07It's my girl.
09:09Hello, dear.
09:10Oh, what a physique.
09:17Strong arms.
09:23Hey, Gopi.
09:24What are you doing here?
09:26What is happening, you have to do it.
09:28You understand?
09:31How do we believe that you are the perfect husband for us?
09:37We need your own test.
09:39Yes, so take it.
09:40You take whatever you need to take it, but it's only one time.
09:44One time, let's do it for us.
09:47We'll show you something for our husband to become our husband.
09:50Miss Chattala, when you were talking to us, we were talking to each other.
09:55But you are so much.
09:57Shame on you.
10:01Nacho.
10:20I love him.
10:40Yes.
10:41Okay, bye.
10:43Sushil, this country is so hot.
10:46Please get me water.
10:47Okay, darling.
10:50Hey, Paudi Pooch.
10:51Hey, what are you doing?
10:52Do you want to do it or do you want to do it?
10:55Madam, sir, I will give the punishment for this whole jockey.
10:58I will do it.
10:58Why?
10:59Hey, madam, let's go.
11:01Madam, I have a happy story for you.
11:02Sir, you have seen Sushil and Sushil in the morning.
11:05And they are just walking by the way.
11:07Madam, I am saying that they are walking by the way.
11:09So, you will be able to get a very quickly in Ganga.
11:12Senorita.
11:14Senorita.
11:15Senorita.
11:16What do you do and why do you do it?
11:19This is what I said to the sir, Senorita.
11:22No, no, no. Wrong, wrong.
11:24This is my future husband.
11:26His test is going on.
11:28So, this will be all the best.
11:30I?
11:31You don't have to go to England.
11:33Yes, yes.
11:34You can do anything for me to go to England.
11:38I can do anything.
11:39Drink water.
11:40Drink water.
11:41You too.
11:42Come on.
11:43Hey!
11:44This is my five-year-old husband.
11:46I have to give them a good job.
11:48I?
11:49No!
11:51Senorita, madam, I am ready to go to August 15th.
11:54So, let me accept a request.
11:56I will send it to my house for a while.
11:58I will send it to my house.
12:00Of course.
12:02Yes.
12:03You know, darling.
12:04You don't want to go to England, right?
12:05Yes.
12:06Yes.
12:07I have to go.
12:08So, start this job quickly, please.
12:10Yes, darling.
12:11So, go.
12:12What are you watching?
12:13Start with your clothes.
12:15Okay, bye.
12:16Bye.
12:17Do you have coffee soon?
12:18Yes, ma'am.
12:19Let's go.
12:20Makhan Singh.
12:21This is very good.
12:22Let's go.
12:23Yes.
12:24You've given Makhan Singh punishment, right?
12:25Yes.
12:26So, who will do this?
12:27Let me give you a wig.
12:28It will be good.
12:29Look, look.
12:30Rasilila, how is it happening?
12:31It's a shield, darling.
12:32Honey.
12:33Please, clean my sandals.
12:34It's so dirty, you know.
12:35This place is so dirty, you know.
12:37Please, darling.
12:39So cute.
12:40Sushil.
12:41My arms are paining.
12:42Can you please massage?
12:45Thou'ai dum lagau.
12:46Suh minnashita nahin kia hai kya.
12:47This is because of when I wear sandals off,
12:48it is so dirty, you know.
12:49This place is so dirty, you know.
12:50This place is so dirty, you know.
12:51Please, darling.
12:53So cute.
12:56Sushil, my arms are paining.
13:01Can you please massage?
13:03Thou'ai dum lagau.
13:04So, my arms are paining.
13:05Can you please massage?
13:07It's a little dumb, I haven't done anything in the morning.
13:27I'm stuck!
13:28I'm stuck!
13:29I'm stuck!
13:30I'm stuck!
13:31Sir!
13:33Sir!
13:34Sir!
13:35I'm still in repair room!
13:37Sir!
13:38Sir!
13:39Sir!
13:40Sir, I'm done!
13:42Sir!
13:46I'm okay!
13:47I'm okay!
13:48Sir, I'm okay!
13:50I'm okay!
13:51Okay, Sir!
13:52Madam!
13:53Madam!
13:54Madam!
13:55Madam!
13:56Madam, please, please, please, please.
13:57No!
13:58Madam, please!
13:59Please, please!
14:00Hello!
14:01This country is so hot, so hot.
14:03Kis ki bhaiz bhagdi?
14:05Maidam, sir, eeg dam jal jal ke bhasm ho gaya hai.
14:08Unnhunne atma hatia karne ki kooshish ki.
14:10Kye bat kare hai?
14:11Maidam, hame bhi nahi bata tha ki baat upini bada jai ki.
14:13Please, hapunneh sabuch sath-sath pata dije,
14:15varnah, woh, woh, dhekha, aah gaya, aah gaya.
14:17Yee, dhekhiye, maidam, sir ji ko kya ho gaya.
14:19Yee, dhekhiye, maidam, sir ji ko kya ho gaya.
14:21Yee, keh rahi hai, in ko, inka piyar rahi ni naas.
14:23Maidam, sir ji ko kya ho gaya.
14:25Yee keh rahi hai, in ko, inka piyar rahi me naas.
14:27Maidam, makar ting, tu baada ho gaya.
14:29Kya, maidam, sir ji ko kya ho gaya.
14:33Sushil!
14:35Sushil!
14:37Ab kya hai?
14:39Listen to me, get up, get up.
14:41Tum baat chota hai, height problem.
14:43Ah, change of mind, do you see?
14:45Ah, you see that tall boy?
14:49Hamur se shadi karega.
14:51Kya?
14:53Or me?
14:54You don't worry.
14:55Tum safai ki tna aatsha karta hai, good boy.
14:57Ham tumko upne ghar me rakhiga
14:59for cleaning, dusting, clothes washing,
15:01partan washing, and
15:03all these kind of things, okay?
15:05No problem.
15:06Bas!
15:07Sharma Ali chahi hai tumko.
15:08Tum yaan shadi karne hai ho.
15:10Tume pati chahi hai yaa nokar?
15:11Yee!
15:13Huh?
15:14Tum hangre jose or umid bhi kya tija sakti hai.
15:16Tum kya jana ho hindustani pati kya ho ti?
15:18Hindustani what patni?
15:21I don't know, you tell me.
15:23Hmm.
15:24Mere bharati ki tira ho ti hai hindustani patni
15:26jho apne pati ka khyaal rakti hai.
15:28Apne pati ke liye karwa jod ka vrat rakti hai.
15:31Subay sham us ka intazaar kerti hai.
15:33Bang through it!
15:34Usse apne joutes saf nahi karwati.
15:36Suna tumne hai, aishya hoti hai hindustani patni.
15:39He?
15:40Saikki kriita.
15:41Ha!
15:42Ha!
15:43Agar tumhara paas already ye sab kuch hai,
15:45Toh mere paas chaadhi karne ko kai ko aya.
15:48Thekka tume.
15:49Ab mujha ehsas hua hai,
15:50Ke meray desh ki sabhiyata aur sanskar se bada kar puri dunia me aur kuch bhi nahi.
15:54Mata nahi.
15:55Ab meera bharati muja maaf kukure ghi nahi.
15:59Ao bhu.
16:00Ao baao.
16:01Ao.
16:02Aur thari bharati saamne de kori.
16:06Bharati?
16:09Bharati?
16:10Sushil.
16:11Bharati.
16:12OhAare, iti kya kalha hai?
16:15Aray, shunow bai balko.
16:16Ip khusi khusi ghar ko jayo,
16:18Aur ajad di ki sara twi salgira amil kar menao.
16:21And listen, remember one thing.
16:23There's nothing wrong with your country and your family.
16:26So, love your country and your family.
16:28Come on. Very good. Nice meeting. Bye-bye.
16:30Thank you, madam.
16:35Don't win, son.
16:40You three.
16:42You're watching the story here.
16:44You're watching the story tomorrow,
16:46August 15th.
16:47Are you ready or not?
16:48Let's go.
16:49Yes, madam.
16:50Very good.
16:51Look, this is a lamp.
16:52No.
16:54And you?
16:55Where did you go?
16:57I'm going to kill you.
16:59What happened?
17:00What did you say?
17:01You didn't get any love?
17:02Makhan Singh.
17:03No, no.
17:04You're doing a mis-understanding.
17:05We were talking about that love.
17:07We were talking about that love.
17:08We didn't get all of our children.
17:09We didn't get all of our children.
17:10We didn't get all of our children.
17:11We didn't get all of our children.
17:13That's why we wanted to do that.
17:15Why don't we stop?
17:16I'm helping.
17:17Look, Mr. Tala.
17:18If we don't do that,
17:20who will do that?
17:21Responsibility is responsibility.
17:22Now, let's go.
17:23The lamp is broken.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:28Oh, my God.
17:29You.
17:30Get up.
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