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00:00Today, Sonny and I are attempting the impossible.
00:02You know Dan's shop?
00:03If you steal from it, you get killed, right?
00:05What if I told you there's a way to actually take every single item from his store for free?
00:10Today, we're gonna do just that!
00:12Stick around to see how we pull off this master heist.
00:15Hey, Melon, do you remember what happened the last time we tried to steal from Dan's shop?
00:19Ooh, dynamite.
00:20I don't think they'll mind if I just...
00:22Ah! They mined!
00:24And I got killed too!
00:26No, Dan! Dan! Just get to the car!
00:28Get to the car!
00:29Run, Melon! Run!
00:31I can't! Engine didn't...
00:32Sonny, you killed us.
00:34That darn Dan. It's time for us to get our revenge.
00:38Yeah, I'm feeling like I got some extra sticky fingers today.
00:43Yeah, we're gonna steal from his shop!
00:45So, Sonny, let's start constructing our getaway vehicle.
00:49Let's go! The old rusty reliable.
00:53Very unsuspecting.
00:54He shall not suspect a thing.
00:56Melon, small problem though.
00:58Our tires are stuck in the sand.
00:59It's okay. I'll get them out.
01:01Don't worry.
01:02There we go.
01:03And we're gonna need our doors here, Sonny.
01:05That's true.
01:06We need some body armor on this vehicle.
01:09Exact-a-mungo.
01:10But one of our doors is freaking out right now!
01:13Dude, what the heck have you done?
01:15Hold on. I'll just drive the car a little bit.
01:16Give me a second.
01:17I got it. I got it.
01:18Don't worry.
01:18Ooh, nice one, broski. Nice one.
01:21I'm gonna go grab that fuel tank and start filling her up.
01:24Sounds like a plan, Sonny.
01:26You got the engine in?
01:27Oh, yeah. That's pretty important, right?
01:29I completely forgot about that.
01:31It'll be pretty tough to drive a getaway vehicle without an engine.
01:34It's okay. I'm equipping the engine.
01:36Give me a second.
01:37And this beauty is all gassed up.
01:40It's ready for a road trip.
01:42Hold on. I still need to add the radiator, Sonny.
01:45Relax.
01:46And there we go. Put that grate on.
01:48I have been grilaxing.
01:50Wait, what the-
01:51Why did it fall straight through?
01:52Uh, okay. It's glitch, Sonny.
01:54Just forget it ever was there.
01:55What the heck? There's two of them now?
01:58Just ignore the grate. It doesn't matter.
02:00Let's roll.
02:01Off to Dan's shop.
02:03I'm gonna steal everything he's got and leave him to starve to death.
02:08Okay, relax. That's a little bit too far.
02:10But we are gonna hit the most devious of licks.
02:13Are you gonna plant a TNT in his base and explode him?
02:16That would be a pretty good idea.
02:17But that was not what I was gonna do.
02:19I'll be the getaway driver.
02:20Sonny, you gotta go in there and grab everything.
02:23Oh, I will.
02:24As soon as we find his shop, it's game over.
02:28But I think that's his shop up ahead.
02:30No, that's not his shop.
02:32That's just a garage.
02:33Dang it.
02:34I was hoping that was Dan's.
02:38Hey, Melon.
02:39Are we there yet?
02:40No, we're not there yet, Sonny.
02:41Calm down.
02:43How about now?
02:43Are we there yet?
02:44No, Sonny, we're not there yet.
02:46How about now?
02:47Are we there yet?
02:47Are we there yet?
02:48Are we there yet?
02:49Ah!
02:50Thunderstorm!
02:51We gotta pull off on the side of this road and enter this church.
02:54I think that's a pretty bad idea, Melon.
02:57Why, Sonny?
02:58I don't see the problem with it.
02:59You know what?
02:59You're right.
03:00It's storming out here.
03:01We need some place to take shelter.
03:03Wait, Melon.
03:03I saw a dude in here.
03:04Ah!
03:05Oh my god!
03:06There's two of them!
03:07What are these?
03:08Sonny!
03:09It's a vampire!
03:11I just found something goaded!
03:13Put it in the car, Melon!
03:14Strap this up!
03:15Quick!
03:16Sonny, you gotta distract them, bro!
03:18The vampire keeps teleporting in and out.
03:20What is going on?
03:21Sonny?
03:22He's killing me!
03:23I need to get out of here!
03:25Yeah, bro.
03:25There's a mutant in the car and lightning just struck it and took off all the wheels.
03:29This is really not great.
03:31Get out of our car, you stupid mutant!
03:34Ah!
03:34The vampire's back!
03:35I'm trying to grab our engine, but the whole car is messed up.
03:39Shouldn't this vampire be burning?
03:41It's the middle of the day!
03:42Yeah, that's right.
03:42Get flopped, you idiot.
03:44Oh wait, he's alive again.
03:45Sonny, we're losing all our gas.
03:47What the heck?
03:47Did you close it?
03:48Yes, I closed it.
03:49That's it.
03:50I'm calling in for some weaponry.
03:52We need some backup right now.
03:55Oh, bottle caps.
03:56We're supposed to be stealing from Dan.
03:58Not being attacked by a vampire!
04:03Oh no!
04:04I gotta respawn.
04:05I've got some weapons coming in.
04:07We'll be able to take them out.
04:08Hey, Melon, it says bring garlic next time if you want to kill a vampire.
04:11Oh yeah, garlic kind of works, but an AK-47 is much more effective.
04:15Chill, broski!
04:17Give me this!
04:17Is this a shotgun?
04:18No, it's a chocolate bar.
04:19Sonny, can you grab the crates?
04:21My game's broken.
04:22No, I can't open these either.
04:23Sorry.
04:24I guess we gotta restart.
04:26And we're back on the road!
04:28Melon, are we there yet?
04:30Are we there yet?
04:32Actually, Sonny, we are there!
04:35We've made it to the shop.
04:37No way!
04:38Danny's shop!
04:39I can't wait to rob this man and get revenge.
04:42But we're gonna have to be very careful about this, Sonny.
04:45Okay.
04:45How exactly are we going about this crime?
04:48All right, hold on.
04:49Let me pull up in front of it.
04:50I've gotta just reverse.
04:52Bruh!
04:53Am I gonna just pop in the car and we're gonna wheel out of here?
04:56We could do that, Sonny.
04:57Or we could be a bit smarter.
04:59I'm listening.
05:00Here's what we're gonna do.
05:01We need to grab the parts of this vehicular and attach them to the back of our car.
05:06Okay, Melon.
05:07We don't have that many car parts, but I will humor you.
05:11So if I took this here door and turned it into body armor, like so.
05:16Move the door, Sonny!
05:17Move the door, please!
05:18Okay.
05:19First things first, you start with this little doohickey.
05:21Boom!
05:21That's a perfect attachment.
05:22Please just attach.
05:23There we go.
05:24And then attach the door to the edge of that.
05:27Okay, like this?
05:28No, no, that was terrible.
05:30Like this.
05:31I don't really understand what you're doing.
05:33We're trying to extend the car long enough so it enters past the red line.
05:37Then we can attach everything from the store to the doors.
05:41Oh, I get it!
05:43I thought you were trying to turn that into body armor.
05:46It's a strategy, Sonny.
05:47We're gonna pull off the ultimate heist and he won't even know.
05:51There we go.
05:51That's beautiful.
05:52Now that it's past the red line, be very careful.
05:55Do not take a single item past the red line or we'll die.
05:57Okay, so I attach it like this.
05:59It's not letting me attach the bazooka melon.
06:01Sonny, be careful!
06:02It actually worked!
06:03Okay, Sonny, gotta be very careful.
06:05If our car moves at all, it's over for us.
06:08Oh, and our car is kind of vibrating over there.
06:11Okay, just keep attaching everything, Sonny.
06:13This is gonna be the ultimate devious lick.
06:16Steal another bazooka!
06:17Ha ha!
06:18Bro, look at that thing!
06:20This is truly art, Sonny.
06:23Now, do I have to attach the dynamite or can I light this on Dan's head?
06:26I don't know.
06:27You can do whatever you want.
06:28Yeah, I'm gonna blow Dan up when we're ready to leave.
06:30I really hope this isn't weighing our car down too much, but we're about to find out, Sonny.
06:35Come out with me.
06:35But not with any items!
06:37Okay, hold on.
06:37Can I eat this pizza or will that get him angry?
06:40Don't eat the pizza.
06:41Don't risk it.
06:42Okay, I'm dropping the pizza down.
06:44And I got the stick of dynamite.
06:45Tell me when you're ready to roll.
06:47What are you talking about?
06:48Thought I was gonna blow Dan up.
06:49Look at this man.
06:50Just don't risk it, Sonny.
06:51Just put the dynamite down.
06:52We're bringing it with us.
06:54Now, Sonny, you're gonna have to get in the car with me here.
06:56Hold up.
06:57Let me in the passenger seat.
06:58And let's roll!
06:59All right, he's gonna start shooting at us.
07:01So we've gotta roll as quickly as possible.
07:04Start that engine!
07:06Handbrake!
07:06And let's go!
07:08It's working!
07:09Drive, Valen!
07:10I'm driving as far as I can, Sonny!
07:13Get on the road!
07:14No.
07:15I need to put as much distance between us and the shop!
07:17I think you're good, bro.
07:18I don't hear the machine guns anymore.
07:20Did we actually do it?
07:21Did we hit the most devious lick of all time?
07:23We did!
07:24Check it out!
07:26We actually got everything!
07:28We successfully stealed!
07:31Now, Melon, let's drive this to 10,000 meters and use it against the bandits.
07:35All right.
07:36Uh, just a question.
07:37Are we gonna leave our car like this?
07:38I think so, bro.
07:39It was driving smooth.
07:41All right, I like it, Sonny.
07:42Let's roll.
07:43Hey, Melon, are we there yet?
07:45No, we're not there.
07:46In fact, we're actually halfway.
07:48Nice, broski.
07:49We made it to the bridge.
07:51Now, why don't you get out of the car and gas it up while I sit back and relax?
07:55Yes, that's precisely what I'm gonna do.
07:58Because you're a lazy bum, Sonny.
08:00Hey!
08:00We've only used two liters of gas.
08:03What the heck?
08:03What's the point of gas in this game?
08:05I don't know, but just fill her up anyways.
08:07And if you talk smack about me again, Melon, I'll pick up this dynamite and I'll put it in our car!
08:13Uh, please don't do that, Sonny.
08:15We've come so far!
08:17I actually think our vehicle drives more smooth with this giant tail of items.
08:21It's kind of like a tail on an animal, you know?
08:23It provides stability.
08:25That's it.
08:25And we are animals.
08:27Animals of the longest road.
08:29We're about to pop off and speedrun this bridge.
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:34Let's go!
08:35There's a tornado off in the distance.
08:37I want to pick up some speed here to get past it.
08:39Right out, Melon.
08:40Oh, tornado?
08:41Tornado, calm yourself!
08:43There we go, we're chilling.
08:44Imagine if the tornado caught us because our tail is so long.
08:47Yeah, it'd be so sad.
08:48I really don't want to lose my tail.
08:50Hey, Melon, are we there yet?
08:51Yes, Sonny!
08:52We're finally here!
08:53The bandit camp at 10,000!
08:56Drive quietly.
08:57I think they're all asleep right now.
08:59I don't think they're asleep, Sonny.
09:00But I think we should probably wait till daytime before we take all of them out.
09:05Bro, you're literally parking inside of their base.
09:08Are you crazy?
09:09No, Sonny.
09:10I'm normal.
09:12Give me this AK!
09:13And give me this bazooka!
09:15They're going down!
09:17Let's hunt them down, Sonny.
09:19On foot.
09:20Also, Melon, I'm really hungry.
09:22Do we have any food to eat?
09:23Nah, we don't.
09:24Sonny, look out!
09:25Oh, ghost car almost tried to take us out.
09:28Yeah, that was spooky.
09:29Also, Melon, I'm zooming in.
09:30It looks like we have a bandit on the horizon.
09:32I think you can bring the car up a little bit.
09:34Okay, hold on.
09:35I need to attach this to my tail.
09:36Should I blast him?
09:37Give me a second, Sonny.
09:39You need your backup.
09:40All right, I'm hiding out.
09:41I'm waiting for you.
09:42Sonny, you think he's spotting me?
09:43Nah, he's still chilling, bro.
09:45He's still chilling.
09:45You want to take him out?
09:46Do I ever.
09:50Die!
09:53Sonny, on my screen, it looked like you missed terribly, but he did die.
09:56Oh, I exploded him, bro.
09:58That was a bazooka headshot.
09:59We got more bogeys coming up, though, Sonny.
10:02Get ready.
10:02Do you have unlimited ammo on that thing?
10:04Nah, I got three shots.
10:06Fire!
10:07Got him.
10:08Really?
10:08You missed terribly.
10:09What is going on?
10:10You shot the mountain back there.
10:11No, I blasted that guy.
10:13Just like I'm going to blast this one.
10:15Bogey down, bogey down.
10:17Hold on, let me get a new weapon.
10:18Yeah, there's a lot of bogeys here, Sonny.
10:19Where are they?
10:20I'll climb up under these rocks and blast up!
10:24Oh my god, they're blasting me.
10:25Sonny, they're moving out on us!
10:26They're closing in all positions!
10:28Just drive!
10:29Just drive!
10:30No, we've got to take them all out.
10:32I dropped two of them.
10:34I'm dead.
10:35I'm respawning.
10:36There's nothing that can stop us as long as we have infinite Robux.
10:39I got my bazooka.
10:40It's reloading.
10:41Hurry up and load!
10:44Got him!
10:45One shot left, one bandit left.
10:47Oh, there's two bandits on me.
10:49All right, took my two bandits out.
10:51Well played.
10:52And it looks like I got a missile floating in midair.
10:54Remember, Sonny, you gotta attach your weapon to the back of the tail.
10:57Well, my weapon's all out of ammo, so I don't really care anymore.
11:00All right, well then hop on in.
11:02Let's drive.
11:03We still got some more bogeys up ahead we gotta take out.
11:06I'm out of ammo.
11:07Can we just drive through and ignore them?
11:08Nope, we gotta take them all out, Sonny.
11:10That's the rules.
11:11I guess that makes sense.
11:12There's only two left.
11:13Come on, we're almost done.
11:14You're right, bro.
11:15We didn't steal all these weapons for nothing.
11:18All right, there might be a little bit more than two.
11:19I'm gonna park the car right here.
11:21Let's take them out.
11:23Let me at them, Mellon.
11:24Let me at them.
11:26I'm going in.
11:28Sonny, look out.
11:29I lit the fuse.
11:30They're everywhere, Sonny.
11:32Look out.
11:35Did I get them?
11:36I think you might have taken one out, but they're all glitched anyways.
11:38I can just kill them.
11:39Oh, nice.
11:41Let's go.
11:42Oh, I ran out of ammo.
11:43I can't kill the last guy.
11:45That's okay, because we have infinite Robux.
11:48Time to revive.
11:49Let's roll.
11:50A successful mission, I would say.
11:52Hold up.
11:53Hold up.
11:53I gotta take this guy out.
11:54I'm going in with the saw.
11:56The last bandit?
11:57You're eliminating him?
11:59Die!
12:00Oh, Mellon, this is just too brutal.
12:01I can't watch.
12:02All right.
12:02I can't even kill him with it.
12:04It's okay.
12:04I got a secret weapon.
12:06I like that secret weapon, Sonny.
12:07I like it a lot.
12:10Got him.
12:11I blasted him out of this planet.
12:14Now let's roll for real.
12:15I can't believe we actually pulled this off.
12:18We robbed all the weapons from Dan's shop, and we eliminated the bandit camp.
12:23Let's go.
12:24We didn't leave a single bandit remaining.
12:27And now the long, dusty road is finally at peace, Mellon.
12:31We can drive for all of eternity.
12:33And you goats can smash that subscribe button for all of eternity.
12:37Finally at peace.
12:38I'm going to leave a little bit.
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