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00:00Today, we're answering the hardest questions in history.
00:03Questions like, would you rather eat a hair burger or a nail burger?
00:07And if we pipped the wrong slide, we die!
00:10But we're stuck in the back rooms, and the only way to escape is by going down the right slides.
00:16Sonny, it's time. We've got to answer all of the hardest questions in the world.
00:21Starting with, which would you prefer?
00:23To kiss a frog or hug a snake?
00:26Bro, both of these are kind of gross.
00:29Yeah, but we need to answer them if we want to get further into the back rooms.
00:33Because the only way to escape the back rooms is to go as deep as possible.
00:36Honestly, I'm going to hug a snake. Some of those are friendly.
00:38I'm kissing a frog.
00:40Gross, dude. You're going to get big old frog warts on your lips.
00:45Melon?
00:45I got set to bikini bottom and a noob's killing me!
00:48Well, it turns out you were right. Kissing a frog is the most common answer.
00:53Bro, I'm trying to tell you. Kissing a frog wouldn't be that bad.
00:55It would just be a little... and then it would be done.
00:58Yeah, but it'd be slimy and disgusting and covered in warts.
01:03Nah, bro. That's a myth. You don't get warts if you kiss a frog.
01:06What if it turned into a princess after? That could be good.
01:09Exactly. And then you'd have a new wifey.
01:11Anyways, which would you rather be? Really fast or really strong?
01:15Bro, I'm going real fast. I want to be quick.
01:17Oh, I'll be bulky then. I'm going to get these muscles.
01:19No, not again.
01:20It's Dwayne the Rock Johnson!
01:22I can smell what he's cooking, Melon! It's me!
01:25I'm dead.
01:26You were strong, Sonny, but you're not stronger than the rock.
01:28Nobody is.
01:29I just wish I was fast enough.
01:31If I'd picked really quick, I could have ran from him.
01:33I would have gotten away from him for sure.
01:35Whatever. I won't make the same mistake three times in a row, right?
01:39Yeah, you probably will.
01:40Which is more fun, a water slide or a roller coaster?
01:43Water slide for show!
01:45I agreed.
01:46Oh, thank goodness I lived.
01:48That one was a close one, though.
01:49Hey, Melon, don't step on all these turds.
01:50I know you like compost, but avoid it.
01:52Uh, okay. I'll avoid the turds, Sonny.
01:55Then climb through the ventilation and answer the next question.
01:58Who's the better superhero?
02:00Spooderman?
02:01Oh, okay.
02:02Oh, come on! No!
02:04Sonny, I'm getting rocked.
02:05That was so fake.
02:06I personally do think Iron Man's cooler, but I bet you Spider-Man won and you're lying to me.
02:10All right, whatever.
02:11I knew it!
02:12Dang it! I tried to fool you out.
02:14But the truth is, I like Iron Man more.
02:16Whatever.
02:17Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.
02:19Exactly. You got dusted.
02:20But now, Melon, we're gonna dust the bathroom.
02:23You want Taco Bell or Chipotle?
02:25If anybody is picking Taco Bell, they deserve what's coming for them.
02:29They deserve to be the diarrhea in the toilet.
02:31Okay, I just picked it.
02:32Oh, no. Are you kidding me?
02:33Who picks Taco Bell over Chipotle?
02:37Apparently, most people.
02:38No. I'm about to get finaft.
02:41Everyone likes a little bit of T-Bell, Melon.
02:43Extra diarrhea in the morning.
02:46Taco Bell is trash.
02:47Have you ever had a Crunchwrap Supremo?
02:50Yeah, it's so mid, Sonny. It's not really that good.
02:52I don't know.
02:53Ten years ago, it was good. It's probably bad now, though.
02:56Sonny, speaking of bad news, would you rather have the bad news first or the good news?
03:00Oh, you're right, bro.
03:01I would rather get the bad news out of the way.
03:04I'd rather get the good news. The bad news isn't as bad.
03:06Oh, no.
03:09I have been launched to outer space, and an alien spaceship just vaporized me.
03:13Well, time to hear the good news.
03:15Yep, good news is you're alive. You got the bad news down the other slide.
03:18Whatever, brother.
03:19I won't make any more mistakes.
03:21Heed my warning.
03:23Have you ever picked your nose?
03:25I am actually currently picking my nose.
03:27Ew, bro. I mean, I do it every now and again to look for some treasure, but like, who's lying?
03:32Four million people lied.
03:33Yeah, they'd definitely be picking their nose.
03:36They'd probably eat it, too.
03:37Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:38That's a little bit too far, Sonny.
03:39Whatever.
03:40Which would be worse, wearing wet jeans all day or wearing a wet sweater all day?
03:45I think I would rather wear wet jeans all day.
03:48Oh, they both sound awful.
03:50I'm going with this, because you still have underwear, which could be dry.
03:53It will not be dry, but a sweater would be way heavier, so it'd be worse.
03:58Plus, Sonny, I wear diapers all the time, and those are pretty water-resistant.
04:01Oh, my gosh. Bro, you're not supposed to admit that.
04:04You wear diapers, too. Look at what you're wearing right now.
04:07These are called boxers.
04:09No, they're diapers, Sonny. We both know it. At least I admit it.
04:12No, no, no. These are boxers. You are wearing the diapers.
04:16Bro, you're definitely the kind of person that said they didn't pick their nose.
04:19No, I said yes, and I was proud of it. Plus, where do we go?
04:23We go down this way.
04:25Which is better, a hot dog or a cheeseburger?
04:27Oh, that's a cheeseburger for sure.
04:30That one is the easiest question of the day.
04:33They're both pretty good, but a cheeseburger is way better.
04:35Now we've got to go this way, Sonny.
04:37The next question is going to be real spicy.
04:39What does it say? What does it say?
04:41Which weather is better, hot or cold?
04:43Easy peasy, hot. Hot weather is supreme.
04:47I know, brother. Wait, what? No!
04:49I'm literally the sun. I'm hot.
04:50This can't be right.
04:51Who is voting cold weather? This is just wrong!
04:55And now I'm being squid gamed. I'm dead.
04:58Do people actually prefer cold weather?
05:00That is very strange.
05:02No, no, no. Something is wrong with this. They must have flipped these by accident.
05:06Yeah, somebody messed up big time.
05:09Oh, that's a pretty close vote though.
05:10I don't understand. Everybody I ask prefers hot weather.
05:14Yeah, but maybe this game is all by Europeans who like their cold weather.
05:18Like, I only like taking ice baths in the winter.
05:21Now, when storing cups in a cupboard, which is the best way to do it?
05:25Facing up or facing down?
05:26Bro, I'm a facing down till I die.
05:28Eh, you're dead for sure.
05:29What? It keeps everything gross out. There's no dust in my cup and no bugs.
05:34Wait, it's just congratulations. There's a slide. No!
05:38Yeah, you're dead.
05:40I got bamboozled.
05:41The problem with face down, bro, is your cup can get all condensated.
05:44That only works if you got a special mat with some aerated holes at the bottom.
05:49Man, you are thinking way too deeply about this.
05:51I'm just hitting you with the straight up facts, brother.
05:53Why don't you just dry your cup properly?
05:55Well, I use a dishwasher and sometimes it's a little steamy after.
05:58Anyways, we're getting sidetracked.
06:01The next question is which is better, apples or oranges?
06:04Sonny, I'm not even there. I gotta dodge some laser beams first.
06:07Here you go. You made it.
06:08Do you want the apple or do you want the orange?
06:10I'm going on team apple. Team yapple.
06:12I'll go orange.
06:13Good old honey crisp.
06:15And I'll take those deaths because I'm dead.
06:18I wanted the vitamin C.
06:19I wanted the vitamin A. I don't know what a vitamin.
06:22Instead, I got the vitamin D for death.
06:25Oh, Sonny, that's not a good vitamin.
06:28It's okay.
06:28I'm coming back over.
06:29I'm on the way.
06:30I'm on the way.
06:32And then I'll take the apple a day.
06:34You know what's kind of cool, though?
06:35When you go down the wrong slide, you start to skew the votes at least.
06:38Are you Marvel or DC?
06:40Bro, I'm team Marvel.
06:41I love Iron Man and Spider-Man.
06:44Yeah, but the Batman trilogy was pretty epic.
06:47But I already know Marvel's winning.
06:48No.
06:48Oh, no.
06:49I'm dying.
06:50Iron Man's killing me.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Nice try, bro.
06:52I almost got you.
06:53Not even close, dude.
06:55Well, what would you rather be?
06:56A younger sibling or the oldest sibling?
06:59Well, I'm as old as they come because I'm 82 bajillion years old as the sun.
07:03So I'll have to choose that.
07:05I will become the youngest sibling.
07:07Yes!
07:08That's Cap.
07:09You're so...
07:10What?
07:10Oh, no.
07:11This is such a random vote.
07:13I'm dead, bro.
07:13A dragon just vaporized me.
07:16I knew the younger sibling would win.
07:18How did you know that?
07:19I know everything.
07:19I remember from last time I played the game.
07:22Wait, we had these same questions?
07:23How do you remember that?
07:24I only remember this one.
07:25Wait, did we already make it out of here?
07:27Well, it says we can...
07:28Oh, I just killed that guy.
07:29It says it's the exit, Sonny.
07:31I'm gonna test it out.
07:32I'm with you.
07:33And it's not the exit.
07:35We're even deeper.
07:36We're in the pool, hooms.
07:37Yeah, but that was kind of truth, at least.
07:39We didn't die going down that slide.
07:41Well, Sonny, what do you think the most useless key is?
07:43Scroll lock, pause, slash break...
07:45I don't even know pause, slash, break was a key.
07:47Yeah, I'm taking that one.
07:49No way!
07:50Hold up!
07:51Pause!
07:51I'm dead!
07:52Oh no, I'm gonna die too.
07:55Santa's gonna kill me!
07:57Or the Grinches?
07:58No!
07:59I got killed by a nerd.
08:00He just programmed my death.
08:02Maybe scroll lock?
08:03I'm going F12, Sonny.
08:05Oh, you're dead.
08:05No!
08:07Dang it.
08:08Wait, I'm killing myself?
08:10What is this?
08:11Well, I died to myself.
08:13Well, Sonny, age-old question.
08:15What's the best instrument?
08:16The guitar, the piano, or the drummer?
08:19It's gotta be the guitar.
08:20Nah, it's the piano.
08:21Are you for real right now?
08:24Let's go!
08:25Piano slam dunkered!
08:27Oh, I'm getting killed by a toilet man.
08:30Yo, that is very skibbity of you.
08:32Indeed.
08:33Extremely skibbity.
08:33Now, Melon, get over here and answer the next question.
08:37What is the best style of jeans?
08:39Skinny, straight, or loose?
08:41Oh, it's definitely loose, bro.
08:42Loose is in.
08:43It's the trend right now.
08:44Yeah, it lets your diaper sway in the wind, huh?
08:47It does.
08:48It do.
08:49And let's go.
08:49I won.
08:50That's Cap.
08:51That's Cap.
08:51Let me look over here.
08:52Give it a second.
08:53He should be respawning.
08:54Wait, what?
08:55Really?
08:55I would never lie to you, Sonny.
08:56You definitely would.
08:57I would never lie.
08:59I'm waiting.
09:00Now, what do you think's better?
09:02A goldfish or, um, Snickers?
09:06I feel like you're still lying, bro.
09:08I haven't gone down the jeans.
09:09I'm doing it.
09:10Whatever, loose.
09:11I'll trust you.
09:11What do you think's better?
09:12Uh, are you getting a comet or a bubble-eye fish?
09:16Whoa, bro.
09:16Loose jeans won by a lot.
09:18Anyways, your question.
09:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19This one, uh, this guy.
09:21I'm gonna go with bubble-eye.
09:22Bubble-eye looks cool.
09:23Nah, comet for sure.
09:24Oh my goodness!
09:26I'm dead!
09:27And I got it right, bro.
09:31Let's do this.
09:32It looked more like a true goldfish the comet.
09:34Bro, I'm about to get killed by some ghosts.
09:36That's spooky.
09:37Okay, Melon.
09:38Who would win in a fight?
09:39A gorilla, a crocodile, or a lion?
09:42Dude, I already know the answer.
09:44A crocodile is beating every single one of these.
09:46Gorilla doesn't even stand a chance.
09:47A gorilla would probably lose to a dog.
09:50Did you know that?
09:50Are you stupid?
09:52Yes, I am extremely stupid, but that doesn't mean I'm not right.
09:55Where did you get those facts?
09:57A gorilla would destroy these things.
09:59Look, the crocodile's the weakest.
10:01A crocodile would destroy all of me in real life!
10:03Nah, the lion.
10:04People voted lion.
10:05Oh, wait.
10:06No, they didn't.
10:06Oh, no.
10:07Oh, no.
10:08Pennywise, please don't kill me.
10:10I'm dead.
10:10Bro, if they actually voted gorilla, they're stupid.
10:12Wait, you are dead.
10:13That means gorilla's the answer!
10:15Yeah, you know gorilla's the answer.
10:17Go in that tube, Sonny.
10:17All right.
10:18I'm dead.
10:21Please.
10:22No, you're not.
10:23I know gorilla's the answer, bro.
10:25This is so stupid.
10:26Do you know what gorilla loses to pumas?
10:28Do you know how small pumas are in real life?
10:31Bro, a gorilla doesn't lose to that.
10:33Quit the cat.
10:33Yes, they do!
10:34I watched the whole video on this!
10:36A gorilla could also kill a tiger, and tigers are stronger than lions.
10:41No, they cannot kill a tiger, bro!
10:43Do you know how many incidents there have been of gorillas and mountain lions fighting?
10:48Yeah, but a gorilla is so strong.
10:49Eight!
10:50There have been eight!
10:51And all eight of those times, the gorilla died.
10:53It only won once, and it traded.
10:55It traded!
10:56Yeah, but a gorilla, if it just smacks down really hard with its fist,
10:59it's gonna break the back of the other animal.
11:01No, that's not how they work.
11:03The other animals are also very strong, Sonny.
11:05Oh, you don't understand.
11:06None of you understand.
11:08I guess you're right.
11:08Gorillas don't have claws.
11:09These other ones do.
11:10And you know a mountain lion is like half the size of a lion?
11:13Whatever.
11:14And a tiger's even bigger than a lion!
11:15Yeah, I know!
11:16I'm going down this thing.
11:17Yeah, it's gotta be the spooky one in the middle.
11:19Melon, technically if you could train a gorilla to be a boxer, it would be better.
11:23Well, their anatomy doesn't work like that, so they wouldn't be good boxers.
11:26Really?
11:27How do you know all this?
11:28I know a lot about this.
11:29I went in deep on it.
11:30It sounds like you did go in real deep, brother.
11:33You were doing a whole experiment with gorillas and mountain lions, weren't you?
11:37Yeah, I conducted it myself.
11:38Now, what's the best meal of the day?
11:40Breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
11:41Bruh, people say breakfast.
11:42They are crazy.
11:43That's me.
11:44You're crazy, sonny.
11:45I'm crazy, right?
11:46Let's go!
11:47Breakfast boys!
11:49Bruh, if it's actually breakfast, I'm gonna be mad.
11:51I'm saying dinner.
11:52Dinner's gotta be the move.
11:53Yeah, I exploded, so I was a liar.
11:55Well, I can tell you dinner is not the answer.
11:58You're a liar.
11:59You're a big, fat, stinking liar.
12:01Well, there's a red brick wall and the Kool-Aid man's coming to kill me.
12:04Are you kidding me?
12:05You're not lying!
12:07Who votes lunch?
12:08Lunch is actually my favorite one.
12:10Bruh!
12:11I feel like it was breakfast, because I haven't seen you respawn yet.
12:13It's because I'm dead again!
12:15No, but oh wait, yeah, you're right.
12:16It was lunch.
12:17Let's go!
12:18I guess it's because a lot of kids are on Roblox and they like their lunch break at school,
12:22but I mean, lunch is kind of like a pretty mid-meal most of the time.
12:26I actually like lunch more than any of the other meals.
12:28I'll be honest.
12:29That was my personal fave.
12:30Actually, the best meal is breakfast for dinner.
12:33That's the cheat code.
12:34Breakfast is terrible, Sonny.
12:36Whatever.
12:36Worst thing to do in the dark with the shark.
12:40Play tag.
12:41What are you saying?
12:42Are you okay?
12:43Play creepy music.
12:44Yeah, that's the one.
12:45Yep, I agree.
12:46That sounds really sus.
12:48Now then, the next question.
12:50What is the best fictional robot?
12:52Oh, I know the answer for sure.
12:54It's Freddy Fazbear.
12:54No, it's R2-D2.
12:55He's goaded.
12:56Yeah, I know it's R2.
12:57R2-D2 for the win!
13:00I know.
13:00No!
13:01No, R2, how?
13:03Sonny, I'm getting trained.
13:04I'm getting squid-gamed, bro.
13:05This is very topical.
13:06The glass bridge is killing me.
13:08I say, I'm going to choose Optimus Prime.
13:10You go down the other one.
13:11We'll figure this out.
13:12I cannot believe that just happened.
13:14Optimus Prime, please be the one.
13:17How is it Freddy Fazbear?
13:18I don't understand.
13:19Yeah, I was trolling when I said that originally
13:21because I thought it would for sure be R2-D2.
13:23But I guess again, know your audience, Melon.
13:25Most of the players on this also play FNAF.
13:28He's creepy and weird.
13:29Yeah, exactly.
13:30Why would he be the best one?
13:31He'd be the worst one.
13:32Whatever.
13:32What's the scariest monster?
13:34Vampires, werewolves, or zombies?
13:36Zombies.
13:37I think zombies are scarier than vampires and werewolves.
13:39Yeah, that's the one I did.
13:40Are you kidding me?
13:41It's not zombies?
13:43Bro, that is such cap.
13:44I can tell in your voice.
13:45What are you talking about, brother?
13:47Nice try, bro.
13:48Get better acting skills.
13:50Oh, I'll go back to acting school after this.
13:53I'll work on my Oscar performance.
13:55We're going deeper, Sonny.
13:57We're at stage three of the back rooms.
13:59The infinite Ikea.
14:01That's where we're at right now.
14:02Oh, I love that place, bro.
14:03I'm going to go try all the beds.
14:04I'm just going to go sleep, take a big nap.
14:06Sonny, there are four burgers.
14:08I could eat all four of the burgers.
14:11I don't think you want to.
14:13It's a fingernail burger, a tooth face burger, a hair burger, and a festive light burger.
14:17Ew, gross.
14:18What is wrong with people?
14:20I think the fingernail burger has to be the worst.
14:23The hair burger sounds filthy.
14:25Well, personally, I would never eat a fingernail burger, but apparently some people would rather
14:29do that.
14:30I mean, the toothpaste is the least bad one because it won't even hurt.
14:34The festive light would kill you, bro.
14:36You can't eat that.
14:37It's got to be hair burger.
14:37Hair burger is gross.
14:39Yeah, dude.
14:39The whole patty was made out of hair.
14:40That's why I chose it.
14:41Best writing tool.
14:43Dang it, bro.
14:43They don't even have a protractor.
14:44That's my favorite writing tool.
14:46That's not a writing tool.
14:47That's a measuring tool.
14:48Close enough.
14:49It actually draws circles, Sonny.
14:51It's not really a measuring tool.
14:52I'm going pencil.
14:53I'm sticking to the classics.
14:54I think it's a quill, personally.
14:56I think you're an idiot.
14:58Well, I guess there's no jolly chaps in this game.
15:00Not even one.
15:01Let me tell you, the pencils was a slam dunk-a-roo.
15:04Oh, a phone just exploded me, Sonny.
15:06Well, why don't you call for backup?
15:07I'm going down the pencil aisle.
15:09And now, Melon, what's the best puppet toy?
15:12I don't even know what a puppet is.
15:13I'm going to go with T-Rex.
15:14Yeah, if I'm going to be real, it's got to be T-Rex or a unicorn, maybe?
15:19Don't go down the T-Rex section, Sonny.
15:21If you want to die, don't go down it.
15:23All right.
15:24Let me just wait, see where the melon respawns.
15:27You're a filthy liar, brother.
15:28Oh, no.
15:28No, you're not.
15:30Butterfly!
15:31Melon, stop!
15:31Oh, I was going to save you.
15:33It's rainbow.
15:34You're a cappin'.
15:35No, I watched someone go down and they never respawned.
15:37You're sir caps a lot, bro.
15:39Okay.
15:39Well, you should try the unicorn next.
15:41No, I'll trust you.
15:42It's the rainbow.
15:42Do you want to taste the rainbow?
15:44No, I want to taste freedom and escape the back rooms.
15:48Well, Melon, what's the best barnyard animal?
15:50Chicken, cow, pig, or goat?
15:54Sonny, you got to go down the goat slide.
15:57These people are idiots.
15:59It has to be the goat.
16:00Why? Why wouldn't they choose the goat?
16:03I think it's a cow, though.
16:04I got to be honest.
16:05It's a chicken?
16:06Sonny, go down the cow slide if you want to die.
16:10Melon, go down the chicken slide if you want to live.
16:13That's my chicken buck.
16:14Oh, my goodness.
16:15I hate this game.
16:16How is it not the chicken squawk?
16:18Wait, does that mean it's the other one again?
16:20I got Kool-Aid smacked.
16:21Melon, you better not be a liar.
16:24No, okay, it's the cow, Sonny.
16:25Go down the cow one.
16:26I just can't believe it wasn't a goat.
16:27This one is so weird.
16:28Lion with the coolest hair, and most of their hair looks the same.
16:31Let me peep the hair.
16:33Bro, their hairdos are very different.
16:35Look at Lion B, bro.
16:36He's got that comb up.
16:38Lion A is the classic.
16:40You go with C with the dyed hair.
16:41Oh, my goodness, Sonny.
16:43It is going to kill me.
16:44I'm going to go with B.
16:45He's got it blowing in the wind.
16:47Is it B?
16:49Yeah, yeah.
16:50It was Lion B.
16:51All right, I'm going down B.
16:52Bro, what is wrong with you?
16:54I thought you could detect my voice.
16:57Oh, my goodness.
16:59All right, so it's not B.
17:01It's not C.
17:01Maybe just the classic.
17:02We go with A.
17:03All right, I'll go down D.
17:05D's nuts.
17:06Oh, no.
17:07I am getting splatted.
17:09Oh, okay.
17:10It's D.
17:11It's D.
17:11Okay, it's D.
17:12D's nuts.
17:14Nice one.
17:15Dude, there's no way it's D.
17:17I'll try it.
17:18You're a liar.
17:18I got it first try, Sonny.
17:23Everything else I was doing was all cap.
17:25You think you fooled me, Sonny, but I was the one who fooled you.
17:28I can't believe it was Lion C.
17:30I should have known it was the one with the cool dyed hair, but B looks so much more suave.
17:36Man, I got you so good.
17:37I got you three times.
17:38Fooled you once.
17:39Nope.
17:39Fooled you twice.
17:40Nope.
17:40Fooled you three times, Sonny.
17:42Wait, no.
17:43You only fooled me once, actually.
17:44I fooled myself the other two times.
17:47No.
17:47That's because I played into it, Sonny.
17:49Whatever.
17:49Let's just move on.
17:50What is the best AI generated YouTube thumbnail?
17:53What the?
17:54Um, I gotta go with this one right here.
17:58I'm going with D.
17:58Dude, I don't know, bro.
18:00These are really weird.
18:02Well, Sonny, can confirm it's D.
18:05You're a liar.
18:06Oh, I think I'm going to believe you.
18:09D for death because I'm dead.
18:11No, I think I believe you, actually.
18:12Go down D if you want.
18:14I will after I get radiated.
18:16There we go.
18:16I'm dead again.
18:17Wait, I just saw you.
18:18You went down slide A.
18:19Yes, I'm alive.
18:20Dang it.
18:21I was trying to think of something to fool you.
18:22We're going deeper, melon.
18:23Sonny, I think we're almost out of the back rooms, though.
18:26Yes, we've just gone deeper.
18:27We're further into it now.
18:28The exit must be nearby.
18:30Bro, I swear if we have five slide options...
18:32Oh my goodness, we have five slide options.
18:34We have to choose the best type of egg.
18:36Scrambled, sandwich, over-easy, omelet, or hard-boiled.
18:39Oh, it's definitely not hard-boiled.
18:40I think people are going to vote scrambled.
18:42It's just the most classic.
18:43Be honest with me, Sonny.
18:44Don't lie to me.
18:45Scrambled was chill.
18:46Scrambled was chill was scrambled the right answer.
18:48If you like getting eaten by a T-Rex.
18:50All right, I believe you.
18:51I'm going to go with sandwich.
18:52No, I'm going to go with omelet.
18:54I'm going to go over easy now.
18:55Oh, it's not omelet, Sonny.
18:56Not the Kool-Aid guy again!
18:58Come on!
18:59Wait, I just killed the guy that's trying to kill me.
19:01I have a gun that kills him.
19:03Good for you, melon.
19:04All right, I'm going Thammy.
19:05Thammy, Tham, Thammitch.
19:06You lied, it's definitely that one.
19:07Which one?
19:08The one you went down, bro, and I'm killing this dragoon.
19:10Yeah, dude, it was hard-boiled.
19:12Everyone likes hard-boiled eggs.
19:13No, it's not hard-boiled, bro.
19:15You lied to my face.
19:16I didn't lie to your face because I couldn't see your face.
19:19I lied to your ears.
19:20It's over easy.
19:22Now hurry up and get to the next line of questioning, melon.
19:25We have to decide on the best human sense.
19:28Well, considering that humans rely 80% on vision,
19:30it has to be vision from a biological standpoint.
19:33All right.
19:34Let's give it a second here, see if he dies.
19:36I'm telling you it's right.
19:37Told you it was right before I even went in.
19:38I actually believe you.
19:39That one was a freebie.
19:40Now then, let's see here.
19:43Best cookie?
19:43Oh, I know the best cookie and I'm not going to tell you.
19:45Oh, chill out.
19:46It's going to be chocolate chip.
19:47Dang it.
19:48Oh, God, got it.
19:49Bro, it's obviously Linzer.
19:51Hey, I just destroyed that alien ship.
19:54Chocolate chip cookie?
19:55Now, melon, how many questions do you think remain?
19:58I think we're close to the end.
19:59I think we got two or three more questions.
20:01Where did you go?
20:02Did you die on Oreo?
20:03Yeah, I died on Oreo, but then I came back and did it.
20:05I can't believe you chose Oreo over chocolate chip.
20:08Oreo is pretty fine, sonny.
20:09Whatever.
20:10Pennywise ran out of money and needs a job.
20:12Which of these jobs is best for him?
20:14Bro, why isn't there one that says clown?
20:16Yeah, that would have actually been good.
20:17Or like balloon artist.
20:19I think you would make a great essential oil salesman.
20:22Dude, there's no chance that's the correct one.
20:25Bro, you're not going to believe it.
20:26Yeah, you're dead.
20:27I'm in squid games.
20:29But I killed her!
20:30Oh, we killed each other.
20:31We traded.
20:31All right, melon.
20:32I'm going to help you because I want the video to end.
20:33He'll be a good doctor.
20:34No, no.
20:35Wait, actually, it's not YouTuber.
20:37Are you sure?
20:38Bro, you're such a scumbag.
20:39What happened?
20:40You lied to me!
20:42Of course I did.
20:43I'm running out of opportunities to get my revenge.
20:46Wait, this guy is coding me to die.
20:47Clone.parent.
20:48Aim.workspace.
20:49Wait, five.
20:50Uh-oh.
20:50He's going to destroy me!
20:52It was YouTuber, wasn't it?
20:53Yep.
20:54He would be a good YouTuber.
20:56Essential oil salesman was in second place.
20:58The heck?
20:59Bro, that is so random.
21:01Almost as random as our next question, Melon.
21:03Check this out.
21:04Ooh, who would make the best one?
21:06I think I'm going to go with Neeson just because he's got a huge old nose.
21:09Bro, that is not the answer.
21:12Oh, yeah?
21:13Then explain to me why I'm in a ball pit celebrating my win.
21:15I don't see the text.
21:17You're capping.
21:18Yeah, you got me.
21:18I'm going to go with Decaprio because he's Decapper.
21:21Oh, yeah, light work.
21:22I'm too cold, would it, Melon?
21:23Too cold.
21:24Sonny, you know what else is too cold?
21:26Liam Neeson.
21:26That's why he'd make a great Mario.
21:28Wait, wait, wait.
21:29You're actually not here?
21:30Bro, no way he won.
21:32And now I'm leaving the back rooms.
21:36I'm out of here, Sonny.
21:38That is insane.
21:40You actually bamboozled me.
21:42And check this out, Sonny.
21:44Big man Melon has escaped.
21:46Wait, wait, wait.
21:47I was trying to exit.
21:48Was I too slow?
21:49What happened?
21:50Oh, wait.
21:50The door opened again.
21:51I'm good.
21:51Okay, Melon.
21:52I escaped as well.
21:54We did it.
21:55Except I did it a little bit faster than you, which makes me a little bit better than you.
21:58Yeah, but I bet you the viewers can press the like button even faster.
22:02Do it now.
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