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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Bill Daley, Brett Summers, Charles Nelson Reilly, from
00:12Three's Company, Jenny Lee Harrison, McLean Stevenson, and Edie McClure, as we play the
00:20star-studded Big Money Magic Game.
00:22And now, here's the star of Magic Game, Gene Rebber.
00:30How do you do?
00:39How do you like my partly silk suit?
00:43I think it's beautiful.
00:44I love your tie.
00:45Your cherry tie there.
00:46That's not slub silk.
00:47No, this is just regular silk and something else there.
00:50Nylon tricot, I think, isn't it?
00:52Isn't it nylon tricot?
00:54No, I don't think so.
00:55Palm Beach doesn't do nylon tricot.
00:56Are you going to buy new china, too?
00:58Yes, I am.
00:59Indeed.
01:00This is your suit from yesterday.
01:01We only have one suit for the whole cast here, so we just...
01:03Do you recognize the suit, guys?
01:04Yeah, it looks straight on you.
01:07Be nice to the star.
01:09I got his pants and his socks.
01:11That's as far as I go, though.
01:13Here we have Stefan Lambert and Barbara Wall.
01:16Would you greet them, please?
01:17Remember Stefan?
01:19Remember Stefan?
01:20And business actor?
01:22Good-looking kid.
01:26And he's a comedy writer on the side.
01:28And Barbara Wall here is a mother of three young children, all under four.
01:32Right.
01:33All right.
01:34All right.
01:35Barbara, you ready?
01:36I'm ready.
01:37Are you ready, Stefan?
01:38Ready.
01:39All right, we go to round two.
01:40It's tied.
01:41Stefan went first last time, so Barbara, since we're tied, you go first this time.
01:44B, please.
01:45B, it is.
01:46Three people play.
01:47Bill, Brett, and Edie.
01:49Maybe.
01:50Why not?
01:51Rick said...
01:54He said this.
01:57You know you're getting old when you have to take a motion sickness pill before you can blame.
02:11There we go.
02:12He's longer to write with his jacket.
02:13Rick said, you know you're getting old and you have to take a motion sickness pill before you can blank.
02:19Go to bed.
02:20What?
02:21Go to bed?
02:22Go to bed.
02:24They don't like it.
02:26What do you say?
02:27I thought that was a great answer, but I think this may be a match.
02:29I said, get into bed with your wife.
02:32Okay?
02:34No?
02:36Yes.
02:37Okay.
02:38They gave it to you.
02:39Get into bed with your wife.
02:40All right, Brett, what'd you say?
02:43Well, as displeased as you were with those two answers, you might be a little more thrilled with mine, but not a lot.
02:49Sit in a rocking chair.
02:51Not a boo-able answer.
02:52It's a good answer.
02:53It's not sexual, but it's not boo-able.
02:54It's all right.
02:55Hello, sweetheart.
02:56Hi.
02:57Hi.
02:58Did they take away her thing?
02:59Did they take away that?
03:00Well, no.
03:01Now, wait a minute.
03:02It was tied three to three, and this match here makes it four, doesn't it?
03:04So, it's four to three.
03:05Okay.
03:06Thank you for calling that to our attention.
03:07Okay.
03:08You will get a little reward.
03:09Yes?
03:10In heaven, not here.
03:11Oh.
03:12All right.
03:13Hiding the sky when I die, huh?
03:14That's it, right.
03:15But nothing here.
03:16Yeah, well, I'm not getting it here.
03:17I know that.
03:18Yeah, I know it.
03:19Me too, honey.
03:20Yeah.
03:21But making love is...
03:22Aha!
03:23But it doesn't match getting into bed, right?
03:24No, it doesn't match getting into bed, because getting into bed does not imply making love.
03:29One can go to bed to sleep, you know?
03:30Why did they put four up?
03:31They gave her one.
03:32Right?
03:33They gave her one.
03:34They gave her one.
03:35Sure.
03:36Four to three.
03:37Stefan, you need one to tie and two to win.
03:38Ed said, you know you're really sick.
03:40You're really sick.
03:41I'm not getting it here.
03:42I'm not getting it here.
03:43I'm not getting it here.
03:44I know that.
03:45I know that.
03:46Yeah.
03:47But making love is...
03:48Aha!
03:50But it doesn't match getting into bed, right?
03:51No, it doesn't match getting into bed, because getting into bed does not imply making
03:56love.
03:57You know you're really sick when your doctor wants to split his fee with a blank.
04:08Here we go.
04:11Stefan, Stefan.
04:13Ed said, you know you're really sick when your doctor wants to split his fee with a blank.
04:19Undertaker?
04:20Yeah!
04:21Undertaker.
04:22That's bad.
04:23Okay, Chuck, what'd you say?
04:27Chuck said a mortician, Gene.
04:29Okay, that's one for him.
04:30Scores tied four to four.
04:33What'd you say, Jenny Lee?
04:35Because I'm new at this game, I get to say a bad one every once in a while, right?
04:39Once in a while, you have to lay an egg.
04:41You laid an egg.
04:42The bet.
04:43Yes.
04:44Bet.
04:45She laid an egg.
04:46Sorry.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:48It's all right.
04:49She's a genuine blonde.
04:50I looked at her roots.
04:51Edie, what do you say?
04:53Well, when you're getting close to the edge, the western gate of life, you have to depend
05:00on this man to make you look like you're not your wife.
05:09Come on down, Stefan.
05:15Stand right there if you would, please.
05:17And you'll be back later for game number two.
05:20Right now, we'll spin this around for her.
05:22Say goodbye to her temporarily while we pass along this message to you.
05:26Good luck.
05:27Here we go.
05:28Stefan, if you're all set, this is your first time up here.
05:30Game number one.
05:31We'll have a go at the big money supermatch here.
05:33Where you could win over $10,000.
05:36We polled an audience and we said, write down your best answer to this.
05:41Why was I blank?
05:42Okay.
05:44Who do you want?
05:45Britt, please.
05:46Why was I blank?
05:47You don't have to sing it, just give the answer, that's all.
05:49Well.
05:51Jenny Lee.
05:54They're laughing again.
05:55Why was I dumped?
05:56Why was I dumped?
05:57Why was I...
05:59Dumped?
06:00Why was I dumped?
06:01Why was I fired?
06:02Why was I fired?
06:03All right.
06:04Why was I fired?
06:05What's your...
06:06Uh...
06:07McLean, please.
06:08Mm-hmm.
06:09Okay.
06:10Why was I picked?
06:11Oh, yes.
06:12Oh, yes.
06:13So there they are.
06:26Why was I fired?
06:27Why was I born?
06:28And why was I picked?
06:30Those are the three.
06:31You choose one of those, or if you've got a better one that you'd like to submit yourself,
06:36you may do that.
06:38Why was I born?
06:39Right.
06:40All right.
06:41You've got it.
06:42Great.
06:43Let's take a look at why was I born down there in the $100 slot, if you please.
06:47Why was I blue?
06:48What?
06:49I don't know what that means.
06:50Isn't that why am I blue?
06:51Yeah, that's am I blue.
06:52They got mixed up a little.
06:53This is from the grammatical show.
06:54The next one says, why was I late?
06:58You tell me.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Right.
07:01Why was I born is the one that Stefan wants.
07:03Let's see if it's under the big one.
07:05Go!
07:06Yeah!
07:16He gets violent when he wins.
07:19All right.
07:20Bye-bye.
07:21Stefan.
07:22He's violent.
07:23Even with a name like Stefan, you can be violent.
07:28You got $500.
07:29That means the least you'll play for is $5,000.
07:32Or, with a lucky spin of the star wheel, $10,000.
07:37So go on up there.
07:38We'll root for a double.
07:39Double!
07:42Here we go.
07:48Double!
07:49Oh, the kid needs the money.
07:50Let's double around.
07:51Double!
07:52Double!
07:53Double!
07:54Double!
07:55Double!
07:56Double!
07:57Double!
07:58Double!
07:59Double!
08:00Double!
08:01Double!
08:02Double!
08:03He looks funny!
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Double!
08:07Double!
08:08Double!
08:09Double!
08:10Double!
08:11Double!
08:12Double!
08:13Double!
08:14Double!
08:15Well, that just goes to show you, the wheel is totally unpredictable.
08:19Because who in his right mind would pick McClain three times in a row?
08:20Not anyone I know.
08:21Which is what the wheel did.
08:22I mean, all week long it's been coming up on McClain.
08:23The wheel loves you, McClain.
08:24We all love you, McClain.
08:25I know.
08:26And all week long I've been wrong, but now I'm going to be right.
08:27All right.
08:28Well, now his job is to match you.
08:29What are you doing back there?
08:30Get up here.
08:31Face me if you would please, sir.
08:33All right.
08:34You are not nervous.
08:35You are getting sleepy.
08:36Your eyelids are getting...
08:37No.
08:38All right.
08:39Good luck to you.
08:40Five thousand bucks at stake here.
08:41Five thousand bucks at stake here.
08:43That's what the wheel did.
08:44That's what the wheel did.
08:45Is what the wheel did.
08:46I mean, all week long it's been coming up on McClain.
08:47The wheel loves you, McClain.
08:48We all love you, McClain.
08:49All week long I've been wrong, but now I'm going to be right.
08:50All right.
08:51Well, now his job is to match you.
08:53What are you doing back there?
08:54Get up here.
08:55Face me if you would, please, sir.
08:58Five thousand bucks at stake here.
09:00This is it.
09:01Ten.
09:02Ten thousand.
09:03Oh, I beg your pardon.
09:04Ten thousand.
09:05Oh, listen.
09:06You've got to pay attention now.
09:07Blank pain.
09:10P-A-I-N.
09:11Look at the word so that you make sure you understand it.
09:15And you look at it, too, so that you understand it.
09:19Got it?
09:20All right.
09:28All right.
09:29Your job is to match McClain.
09:30If you do that, you get $10,000.
09:31What do you say?
09:32You're a pain.
09:33You're a pain.
09:34Don't move the boy yet.
09:35Are those your friends out there?
09:36Not anymore.
09:37Those two people came with you?
09:38Yeah.
09:39Your mother's booing you.
09:40That's tough.
09:41Yeah, that used to be my father.
09:42I don't know if he knows me anymore.
09:43Yeah.
09:44I just don't know all of them.
09:45Put that hat on for us.
09:46That's tough.
09:47Yeah, that used to be my father.
09:48I don't know if he knows me anymore.
09:49Was that your father there?
09:50Yeah.
09:51The one with that nifty looking hat?
09:52I just don't know all of them.
09:53Put that hat on for us.
09:54That's a beautiful hat.
09:55Hey!
09:56Yes, siree!
09:58Nifty!
09:59All righty Brad, those other two ladies are rooting for you, too, and they were not too thrilled
10:06with your answer.
10:07You're a pain.
10:08You're a pain.
10:09You're a pain.
10:10You're a pain.
10:11You're a pain.
10:12You're a pain.
10:13You're a pain.
10:14You're a pain.
10:15You're a pain.
10:16You're a pain.
10:17You're a pain.
10:18You're a pain.
10:19You're a pain.
10:20you're a pain that's kind of a negative response there mclean what'd you say uh in keeping with my
10:26record so far being picked on three times and also being wrong i said bad bad pain that's good
10:33intense pain bad pain back pain is another good one another a lot of good possibility what's that
10:41labor pain too many choices yeah anyway listen stefan has 500 and that's better than nothing
10:49and he's got a game it's a shot at game number two so let's bring your opponent back here and have
10:53a go at that if you please here we go when it stops stefan get out right over there welcome back
10:59barbara hello he stubbed his toe on the way but he's got 500 and that's not bad now you have a
11:06choice barbara of a or b take b again b again here we go this is it gary said you know your marriage
11:16is in trouble when you discover the blank is wearing your socks you know your marriage is
11:24in trouble when you discovered the blank is wearing your socks just a moment when you discover the
11:29blank is wearing yeah ready barbara here we go ready bill gary said you know your marriage is in trouble
11:42when you discover the blink is wearing your socks the mailman the mailman very good mailman
11:50you said mailman and you threw it away wrong no i no i didn't have it i said i threw away the
11:54worst i threw away a milkman mailman i said your next door neighbor sorry your next door neighbor
11:58well that's okay someone else producer i love when the producer like everybody he goes he goes
12:02well that's bad give me a break just a signal for the guy to do the buzzer that's all
12:13a break was just a just a simple bad answer no now wait a minute your neighbor is not a bad answer
12:19any you know any of the mail according to our executive producer i'm telling you i'm the star
12:23of the show and i say it's not bad milkman mailman neighbor all of those are good responses they are yes
12:29criminy dutch do you you see now we have mail persons mail persons now my mailman happens to be
12:37a girl yeah uh so i didn't say mailman you said mail person no i said milkman how come you didn't say
12:44milk person uh i don't have any class i'm not for the era and i'm glad we got defeated all over america
12:51oh my don't you pull that are you kidding that was a joke yes a milkman he was cuter the mailman
13:01oh all right now uh gary said you know your marriage is in trouble when you discover the
13:07blank is wearing your socks jenny lee what'd you say to that but i thought reading into the answer
13:12that the person should be a girl because it's my socks so the person should have on girl socks right
13:17you know gary is speaking gary's a guy sometimes women don't wear socks they wear pantyhose
13:25what what'd you say i said the maid because that's the only person around that would be a lady
13:31you know your marriage is in trouble when you discover the maid is wearing your
13:35socks that really is trouble isn't it yeah oh you mean the husband is fooling around with the maid
13:55you got it holding around with his own socks oh i thought the maid was fooling around with his
13:59i don't know what i'm talking about what'd you say mclean i think i'm safe with this one uh even with
14:05the milk man uh covering all the bases milk person or milk woman because this guy is a little like the
14:11loafers milkman milkman get it i got eyeshadow and a ankle bracelet aha right gotcha i don't know what
14:21what does it mean when they're just silent yeah that means they don't understand you i see
14:29okay i'm always interested in someone who can deliver the cream the milkman right
14:34aha you rascal you okay there's barbara's question yours is coming up right now
14:42so ready here we go stefan this is your round one question weird willie is really weird
14:59i'll tell you how weird he is his favorite pastime is sitting on his roof and talking to the blank
15:05that's weird he sits on his roof and talks to the next weird willie is really weird
15:16his favorite pastime is sitting on his roof and talking to the blank pigeon
15:25that was his mother down there you like that huh mom that's his friend here the one uh who told him
15:33he gave a rotten answer when he was standing on the blue dot there what'd you say bill he says pigeon
15:38well uh i said there's weather vane weather vane that's good i know boo that anything you'd find
15:45on the roof is good pigeon weather vane all those things that are up there on the roof what do you
15:50say yeah i think this is a definitive and i think you should definitely disown your family i feel we
15:56should be emotionally supportive of our children all the time and if that's your girlfriend out there
16:01a dumper uh tv antenna another good one i said the same thing without that long and boring speech
16:10that preceded aha see you never pick on him when he picks on me you only pick on me when i pick on them
16:18he wasn't picking on you he was just speaking the truth i was picking on myself
16:22all right you'll be sorry oh yes tonight i'll be sorry miss jenny lee weird willie's really weird
16:30his favorite pastime is sitting on his roof and talking to the pigeons according to stefan
16:34that is a good answer there's lots of answers oh yes shingles shingles is very good
16:41tv antenna or weather vane you know all right mclean i had him on there talking to his bird his bird
16:50right very good that's one for stefan yes ma'am you know when i go up on my roof yes i talk to the
17:04kitties in the neighborhood and i talk to the doggies in the neighborhood and i talk to the
17:09i talk to the animals that are in the trees and i talk to the hummingbirds and then i turn around and i
17:14tell it all back to the tv antenna the antenna the chimneys i talk to the chimneys but they don't
17:27answer me now let's see where are we going here we go to round two here and uh stefan you're ahead
17:33that means you have to go first b please yes sir everyone except mclean
17:39louis said that auto mechanic was rotten he just replaced my fan belt with a blank belt
17:59i never heard of that shot i never heard of that shot well it's in paris
18:10oh that's why i never heard of it
18:16that's a beautiful shot all right
18:21oh that's not a mechanical rock i just replaced my fan belt with a blank belt
18:29leather
18:52listen i don't think your girl may not be wearing a
18:55her friend out there may not be wearing a leather belt but she might be wearing
19:02a what belt bill
19:04oh all right
19:07all right two down these ice cubes the garter belt i'm sorry garter belt
19:12i need an applause come on that was good that was a good answer
19:17thank you i was getting into gear
19:19that was the perfect answer perfect perfect number two all right
19:25you just replaced my fan belt with a
19:38i matched man's belt that's a man's leather belt that's a match
19:44see it's a match right
19:46okay thank you what happened the man as he's repairing he'd sit there and if he didn't want
19:53to pay to have a belt replaced he'd take off his own belt and put it on he want to get a garter
19:58belt match game well we matched it's so logical what she says isn't it yeah all right
20:08and who would take umbrage at that yeah i asked you i asked you well my mechanic kind of plays around
20:14so he'd put whatever was at hand in there in order to you know do a short-term repair
20:20is supposed to a long-term repair so he'd use something just garter a garter belt okay there we
20:30are in the middle of round two two to nothing in favor of stephan now this for you coming to video
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