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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 23
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00:00Because I'm going on
00:06Previously on Love Island, Australia
00:10No one's gonna be your maiden here now
00:13After Hotel Amore, there was yelling. We said we were open Yana. We're open, but there's bounding
00:21Crying
00:22How do you do that?
00:23Like how do you literally turn your emotions off for a girl and you're in bed the next night with another girl like that is crazy to me
00:30Squabbling you have not looked in my direction all day. What do you want me to do? Acknowledge that I exist
00:42Singing but tomorrow is
00:46Beautiful new day
00:50Maybe stick to omelets make
00:52In the ashes of Hotel Amore
01:01I think you're hot and you're confident. I think kind of fun too
01:05New Sparks Kindle
01:08We can make you some crepes. I'd love that. Perfect. Yeah, that'd be so cute
01:13The switch-up is crazy bro. It's been seven minutes
01:17And will old flames reignite
01:20It has made me realize I don't want anyone else and I do generally just want you
01:26You're literally stepping on thin ice
01:28Then a fire pit
01:30I'm gonna be honest
01:32This villa is a mess
01:34That will change the villa
01:36Forever
01:38Tonight it will be cleaned up
01:40Cleaned up
01:41Cleaned up
01:42Well until the next fire pit anyway
01:44It's a brand new day and while most of the islanders had a lovely sleep full of
02:01Cuddles one sad Islander slept solo on the couch. Good morning sunshine. Good morning. Not you Dylan
02:08It's a brand new day and while most of the islanders had a lovely sleep full of cuddles
02:14One sad Islander slept solo on the couch. Good morning sunshine. Good morning. Not you Dylan
02:20Waking up to the villa again feels like home. It's just as I left. How do you feel after yesterday?
02:25I feel good. Yeah
02:27Yeah
02:29Yeah, babe, I like this. I'm always positive girl like last night. It's like really out of character for me
02:34Obviously Gabby this morning had a complete new mindset this morning. I was like you okay? You feel okay?
02:39She must be back to her normal self if that is a normal self. I don't want to be ever asleep on this couch ever again
02:44No, well
02:45The couch is not for Dylan
02:47Happy Birthday
02:53He kept trying to hug me like how can you go from like hugging up with one girl
02:57To them thinking that I'm gonna give you hugs
03:01After all that disrespect
03:03Good morning Dylan
03:04Good morning. How'd you sleep?
03:05Meh
03:06Meh
03:07Meh
03:08Meh
03:09Yeah, last night was great. It was just a nice sweet night. Our hotel and more bubbles are still here.
03:19It's good. The spirits are high. That's good. That's what matters. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. That's it babes.
03:26Hmm
03:27Mmm
03:40Fucking embarrassing. Yep.
03:41Back on you two. Love you two. I do think I really need to dig myself out of a pool sized hole. Yeah, I think it's the biggest hole I've dug in here yet.
03:44Backing you two. Love you two.
03:47I do think I really need to dig myself out of a pool-sized hole.
03:52Yeah, I think it's the biggest hole I've dug in here yet.
03:55I just want to say that obviously I'm sorry again
03:59and I've got no ground to stand on,
04:01but I do just want to tell you that, like,
04:04it has made me realise that I don't want anyone else
04:07and I do genuinely just want you.
04:11Like, I'm not letting such shit slide anymore, Kai.
04:14I've done that so many fucking times before.
04:16We came in here, we told each other we weren't going to do tit for tat
04:20and what have you done?
04:20You've done exactly what we said we weren't going to do.
04:23Yeah, and I have learnt from that.
04:25It has generally made me realise, like,
04:27well, I don't want to lose and you have grown in here
04:30and I obviously didn't take that into consideration.
04:33I have really shot myself in the foot
04:36and all I want to do is make that right.
04:41That was nice to hear.
04:44Kai is saying all the right things,
04:47but at the end of the day, actions speak louder than words.
04:51This isn't me forgiving you, but...
04:54Yeah, I'm a man.
04:55..I'm going to let you try and prove yourself,
04:58but you're literally stepping on thin ice, like...
05:01That's all I want is to, you know, try and fix this, like...
05:05..well, yeah, we'll see how today goes.
05:10This is going to be a process, but, yeah, like I said,
05:13actions speak louder than words, so let's see what you got, Kaiser.
05:17I'm a man.
05:18I'm a man.
05:19I'm a man.
05:20I'm a man.
05:21I'm a man.
05:22You make my heart open.
05:24I'm a man.
05:29Gabby told Dylan she felt much better waking up this morning,
05:32which is great, but was also 20 minutes ago, so who knows?
05:36Hey, can I come hang out, Mum?
05:39At least I asked if anyone wanted to come to the pool,
05:41and everyone's fucking laughing.
05:43What?
05:44No, because everyone's joking around being like,
05:46oh, she's got no man, now she doesn't, like...
05:47Oh, bullshit.
05:48Don't think like that.
05:50You've got time.
05:51Oh, Gabby.
05:53I'm just feeling, like, worse and worse as time is going on.
05:58It's all right.
05:59Everything happens for a reason,
06:01and you can remember that.
06:04It's okay. It was, yeah.
06:06I'm not really a great consoler.
06:12I don't know what to say.
06:13I kind of just freeze up.
06:15Bro, he fucking hurt me.
06:17Everyone's just acting like everything's all good.
06:19Like, I just feel so fucking, like, played and used and embarrassed.
06:23And just, like, lied to.
06:24And, like, one thing about me is, like,
06:26I would never fucking lie to anyone.
06:28Like, I'm just as fucking real as it gets
06:30and honest as it gets.
06:33My thoughts on Gabby have kind of been like this.
06:35Sometimes there's moments where I'm like,
06:37she's a real one, she keeps a 100.
06:39And then other times I'm like,
06:41that was really dramatic.
06:43Now my make-up's fucked.
06:44Just go talk to Dylan.
06:47Dylan will want to get to know you.
06:48He thinks you're funny.
06:49Yeah, I just feel, like, embarrassed.
06:51I'm just, like...
06:52Pretend you're not crying.
06:53Yeah.
06:54I need to pull it together.
06:56Yeah.
06:59Hi, Dylan.
07:00Hi.
07:01Hello, Dylan.
07:02Hey.
07:03Well done, Gabby.
07:04He won't suspect a thing.
07:10While Gabby goes to rehydrate so she can cry some more,
07:13new bomb Emma takes a seat by Mateo,
07:15who's cooled off with Tamara.
07:17This is your chance, Mateo.
07:18Maybe start with some light-hearted chit-chat, you know?
07:21Nothing too heavy.
07:22What are your parents like?
07:23Any mummy or daddy issues?
07:25No, I had a good relationship with my dad growing up.
07:27Oh, good. Good to hear.
07:28I was daddy's little girl.
07:29He used to take me fishing when I was really little.
07:31Is that where you liked it?
07:32Yeah, that's where I get it from.
07:33Well, we grew up on, like, 200 acres near the beach.
07:36Yep.
07:37Big cows, lots of chickens.
07:39Yep.
07:40It's a very nice upbringing.
07:42What's the biggest thing that you fear?
07:52Probably not finding her husbanders.
07:54Up there? OK.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Why don't you just go to me?
07:57Can I talk to you?
07:58A girl doesn't want nonchalant, bro.
08:01I'm not nonchalant, bro.
08:02Yes, you fucking are.
08:03No, I'm just cool.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:05I feel like I get a little bit nervous talking to girls.
08:08They may call me the womanizer, but every time,
08:10it's just a little daunting, you know?
08:12A new girl comes in the villa.
08:13You've got to put your game on.
08:15You've got to get to work.
08:16Is there any room for me on there?
08:19Invite the lady on to the flamingo.
08:22I feel like I want to get to know Emma definitely a bit better.
08:25She was giving me the eyes last night from the couch.
08:28I was peeping up a little bit.
08:29She's looking at me.
08:30It's her birthday today.
08:32What's going on?
08:33I don't know.
08:35It's fine.
08:36I'll sit there.
08:39That was easy.
08:41I'm in the books.
08:42Well, I mean, what have you done?
08:44What haven't I done?
08:45How are you going to raise the ball?
08:48Um, you know, talk a bit, make you miss me, talk a bit more.
08:51That's what I'm trying to do.
08:53Really?
08:53Yeah.
08:54I'm going to my game.
08:56Hey, I'm all for a New Zealand girl.
08:58I do think Kiwi girls have a little special magic touch in my heart.
09:01You had.
09:02I was thinking about this one for like 20 minutes.
09:04That whole gym session you were like, what can I ask?
09:07What are you watching?
09:08What about them?
09:09Just had to get a little pump on.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Before you talk to me.
09:12Oh yeah.
09:13Not bad.
09:14What do you mean?
09:15One one's crazy.
09:16One's crazy.
09:17One's crazy.
09:18Nah.
09:19Whoa.
09:20Good job.
09:21What are you laughing at, mate?
09:22I'm bigger than yours.
09:23I'm working on this.
09:24Mick, he's funny.
09:25He dishes it.
09:26He can take it.
09:27And obviously I can take it as well.
09:29So, it works.
09:30There's something about the way I feel when I'm with you.
09:36I can't explain.
09:37It's all the little things you do.
09:40Water bottles?
09:41Water bottles?
09:42Water bottles?
09:43I'm trying to be all good boy.
09:44I don't know.
09:45But like...
09:46Let him cook.
09:47Let him cook.
09:48Aw, that's sweet, Kai.
09:50I'm trying to be all good boy.
09:52I don't know.
09:53But like...
09:54Let him cook.
09:55Let him cook.
09:56Aw, that's sweet, Kai.
09:58Making an effort to be a team player and a more considerate person.
10:02Could you maybe work on the mumbling a little too?
10:05There you go.
10:06I don't feel like I want that.
10:07Ah, never mind.
10:08One step at a time.
10:09Sit.
10:10Thank you, Kai.
10:11Kai's definitely trying to prove himself to not just me but also the whole villa,
10:15which is a green flag for me at this stage.
10:19But, you know, taking baby steps at this point.
10:24Look, I only want the best for you at the end of the day.
10:27And, um, I do just want you to be happy.
10:30And I am sorry again.
10:32I can't really say that enough.
10:33But I do really want to see where this can go.
10:37The only thing I want to do is make things right with yarns.
10:40It is definitely a heartfelt apology and I really do mean it.
10:44I've done it.
10:45I've done it.
10:46Mid five.
10:47It's not this week.
10:48Yeah.
10:49You're really fucking killing me.
10:50You're beautiful.
10:51I know.
10:52I know again.
10:53I know.
10:54I always look good.
10:55What are you talking about?
10:57He knows the weight of my heart and giving me compliments like that is making him creep one step closer.
11:05Give me a nice little massage.
11:07I could do with that actually with all the stress you've put me through.
11:10Yeah.
11:11The up and down emotions.
11:12That time you do something nice to me.
11:15Just booking a time.
11:17You can tell me when you want to give me a massage and I'll tell you whether it fits in with my schedule.
11:22Look, I've had that test in here and obviously I failed but it's definitely made me realise what I'm losing and what I don't want to lose.
11:38Sorry people.
11:40As you should be.
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12:12The mood is high in the villa.
12:26People are having fun, they're working out, endorphins are flowing and after a bumpy morning even Gabby has come round and decided to embrace a more positive outlook.
12:37He sits there like a fucking muppet and just fucking doesn't say shit.
12:40Fucking small cock shrimp dick mate.
12:44It's all.
12:46Like literal micropenis.
12:48Excuse me Gabby, having a micropenis is nothing to be ashamed about.
12:51It's not the wand, it's the wizard.
12:53Isn't that right Boston?
12:54That's right Owen.
12:56Anyway, Mateo, change the subject.
12:58Do you want to name him?
13:00Who?
13:01Fucking Flamingo.
13:02Oh.
13:03Let's name him together.
13:05Is he named already?
13:06No, I don't think so.
13:07Is he not?
13:08T.
13:09Is he not?
13:10What are we naming him?
13:11Do we start him with T or M?
13:13Wait, wait, do you reckon?
13:14Oh, it's a flamingo.
13:15It's gotta be F right?
13:17F.
13:18It's giving Ferdinand.
13:19What?
13:20Ferdinand.
13:21Fergus I got.
13:22Fergus?
13:23What kind of a Spanish flamingo is called fucking Fergus?
13:26Yeah, true.
13:27He has to be.
13:28Fernando?
13:29Oh, Fernando could work actually, yeah.
13:35You tell him, Pinky, you're a giant.
13:38Elsewhere, a certain Irishman is also making giant moves.
13:42Gab, should I go for a chat?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Okay, love ya.
13:47Bye.
13:48You alright?
13:49Yeah, how was your workout?
13:52As good as it can be.
13:53Wait, did you just jump in the pool?
13:55Nah, I showered.
13:56Oh.
13:57Sorry.
13:58Just a bit to take off the edge a bit.
14:00I just, yeah, just something to take the edge off.
14:02I just had to feel it.
14:04It was right there.
14:05I mean, feel whatever you want.
14:07Thanks for giving me permission.
14:08You have permission now, okay?
14:09Okay.
14:10You've signed the slip, sign the waiver form.
14:11Yeah, vice versa.
14:12Oh yeah?
14:13Yeah.
14:14Damn, already I didn't sign it.
14:15Babe, I give you permission.
14:17Right now.
14:18Damn.
14:19Right here.
14:20Damn.
14:21Shit, she bad.
14:22How are you feeling today?
14:23Yeah, nah.
14:24I feel good.
14:25Yeah.
14:26I mean like, yeah, just like lots of up and down emotions in here.
14:28But yeah, how are you feeling?
14:30Good.
14:31Good.
14:32Obviously now it's getting to the stage where I go around and speak to people.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Just let everyone out.
14:37I'm not going to waste my time speaking to people who I know that I'm not going to be interested in.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Interested in getting to know them.
14:42Yeah.
14:43So with you, you surprise me.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Because the whole masculine thing, the start, you know, the body thing.
14:48But I feel like you're actually a softie.
14:50I just naturally put my walls up.
14:51Like I'm always like that with guys at first.
14:53Like I'm very standoffish.
14:54I think you kind of have to sometimes have that outer shell, especially if you've been through things.
14:58Like I've been through things and it makes that wall a hundred percent.
15:01But then like once I do.
15:02And when you do.
15:03Yeah.
15:04I'm just like.
15:05Mush.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Yeah.
15:08I'm the same.
15:09It's just one big soft shell taco.
15:10She's a very interesting woman.
15:11Like it's funny how sometimes you do judge a book by discover and you know, make your own
15:14assumptions straight away.
15:15But she's actually a really nice girl and like really down to earth.
15:18I think you're hot.
15:19And you're confident.
15:21I think you're kind of fine too.
15:22Very fine.
15:23I am surprised to be honest.
15:24Like when I met you the other day, like I was like, yeah, he's hot.
15:27Like he's trouble.
15:28He's this, that.
15:29But like, yeah, actually just like genuine.
15:30I genuinely feel like I could like actually just talk to you for hours.
15:39I'm definitely excited to get to know more about Gabby and get to know more about that softer
15:44side and peel back that skin a little bit more because I feel like there's a lot of unknown
15:49territory still there.
15:50Um, so yeah, I'm definitely excited to dig a bit deeper.
15:53I'm not like keen on anyone in here but you.
15:56So I'll put my ego aside and like pull you to the side.
16:00Hey, interesting.
16:01Damn.
16:02It's a new, uh, it's a new Gabs, huh?
16:04Yeah.
16:05I mean like growth every day in here.
16:07It feels just like summertime to me.
16:19At the last fire pit Mick was one of four people left single.
16:23With Sophie warning that further dumpings were coming.
16:26Having shared a kiss with Boston last night, this could be the moment he finally mans up
16:31and gives her all his attention.
16:34Can I offer you something?
16:35Right after he's done flirting with Emma.
16:38You can make me a little birthday treat.
16:40Maybe later tonight you can have a present.
16:42Um.
16:43In bed.
16:44Does that mean you're picking me?
16:45What?
16:46In the bed?
16:47You said it, not me.
16:48I can make you some crepes.
16:50I would love that.
16:51Perfect.
16:52Yeah, that'd be so cute.
16:53I've heard a lot of chat about love languages in here and I feel like the only real love
16:57language is me in the kitchen, cooking for a beautiful lady as she sits back, relaxes
17:02and I can just flip my magic.
17:05I mean like I don't really want to go.
17:07Oops.
17:08What's your favourite thing about yourself?
17:11I feel like there's no humble way to answer that question.
17:14I wasn't asking for humble.
17:15I like the fact that I'm relaxed, very chill.
17:18Not last night.
17:19You came in fucking storming.
17:20Oh yeah.
17:21Caused some drama yesterday.
17:22Yeah, a little bit.
17:23Yeah, look at you.
17:24Good luck.
17:25It's alright for now.
17:26Till one of us gets sick.
17:29Is that normally happen to you?
17:31Sometimes.
17:32It's happened four times to me.
17:33Yeah, I know.
17:34This time lucky.
17:36Just now?
17:37Yeah, definitely.
17:38Like, what does your dick?
17:42Attractive wise, when people don't have nice teeth.
17:46Same.
17:47Yeah, you pass.
17:50So I'm just trying to make these crepes, and all I can feel is knives in the back of
17:58me from Boston's eyes, but jealousy's not hot on a girl.
18:02How's my guacamole?
18:03Shit.
18:05What rhymes with shit?
18:07Mick.
18:08Mick and I were vibing last night, but today is just a different vibe.
18:14I know where you've been and everything you've done.
18:18The way he, like, treats me as if I don't exist is just so dumb, and it's so boring.
18:23Literally, they do look real good.
18:24They look so thin.
18:25Let's go to sleep.
18:26Mick, Mick.
18:27Mick.
18:28Mick.
18:29Mick.
18:30Mick.
18:31Mick.
18:32Sorry?
18:33I know, no, no, no.
18:35It's been seven.
18:36It's been seven minutes.
18:37Mate, like, don't embarrass me.
18:38No.
18:39Especially because last night you guys were, like, up together.
18:41The switch up is crazy, bro.
18:43Why is he just...
18:44Because he doesn't know what the fuck he wants, and he just wants attention.
18:47That's literally all he wants.
18:48He doesn't want a girlfriend.
18:49I know that you love to dispense for me.
18:52Oh, oh, girls, I'm crimping your skin.
18:56You've outdone yourself, Nikki?
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah, now I'm right.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Now I'm like the box down.
19:01That's a lick of both fools.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:06I literally look at Joe and I'm like, you disgust me.
19:08Where is Mick right now?
19:12I love jealous women.
19:17It's my favourite thing.
19:18You think I'm jealous?
19:19You got me all fucking wrong.
19:20It's embarrassing.
19:21What do you mean?
19:22You're embarrassing yourself, Mick.
19:23Yeah, I'm bum.
19:24You're being a little girl.
19:26How's being onto the next bomb?
19:29Huh?
19:30What am I meant to do here?
19:31Like, I don't get it.
19:32I said I was going to talk to both people, and that's what I've been doing.
19:35What's the issue?
19:37What am I meant to do?
19:38There's no issue.
19:39There is an issue, because you're going around whispering, like, and doing little, you know,
19:43he's done this, he's doing this, me, me, me, me, me.
19:45Cut to attitude.
19:46I literally have no, do I have attitude?
19:48Your middle name is attitude.
19:50It's actually Louise.
19:51Austin, Attitude, Louise.
19:52Get out of my face, you're blocking the sun.
19:55I feel like I'm bored of him, and I just don't think he's an actual man.
19:59I can't win.
20:00What?
20:01How can you be, like, pecking me yesterday and all over me, and then, like, absolutely nothing today?
20:05I think that's whack.
20:06You know that everything ends with me because I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
20:15I'm just always a bad guy.
20:16You can't win.
20:17You can't win.
20:18But now she's angry.
20:19I'm like, what do you want me to do, mate?
20:20Who?
20:21Boston.
20:22Oh.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Well, dude, I mean, you were pretty close to her last night.
20:25Now you're cooking the new bird pancakes.
20:26I'm talking to the new person because that's what I'm meant to do.
20:29Okay.
20:30I didn't come in here to be miserable with one girl and just stick it out the whole time
20:33and be happily ever after and pretend everything was all good.
20:36I came here to find the right girl and the right connections.
20:39They think I'm playing a game now.
20:40I'm like, where's the fucking game, mate?
20:43Here's the game.
20:44The game is she's a new single bombshell.
20:45She gets to pick someone.
20:46If she picks you, your ass is saved.
20:48Exactly.
20:49Well, that's the game.
20:50I mean, I'm just doing my thing, you know?
20:53I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
21:00Coming up, the most dramatic dumping yet.
21:05This filler is a mess.
21:08But just how many will go?
21:11Wow.
21:12Hurry up.
21:13Oh, girl, please.
21:14The boys have been busy writing love poems for the girls.
21:28And it's going well.
21:29Kai, what's the first line of your poem to Jana?
21:34Need some work.
21:35Alex, what you got?
21:37I've licked my own dick before.
21:39Wow!
21:40Romantic.
21:41Really good.
21:42They were good, right, Mick?
21:44Yeah.
21:45But you love, like, the city life, right?
21:47City life?
21:48Yeah.
21:49You get that vibe?
21:50Hey, I need your help.
21:52What?
21:53You're going to help me.
21:54This morning, Jana didn't really want to talk to me.
21:57I'm still very off me, so...
22:00I'm on a mission to win Jana back.
22:02What's the plan?
22:03I'm going to go in the nook.
22:04I'm going to pull those cushions up, light towels on it,
22:06and then massage her in there.
22:07Oh, it looks a great spot.
22:08It's called Operation Pigeon.
22:10Do you want to lie under the tree?
22:12Yeah.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Stop looking at me.
22:15Stop staring at me!
22:17Oh, sleep!
22:21It's go time.
22:22Oh, go time.
22:23I'm ready.
22:24When I create in the kitchen,
22:25I want to create an experience for someone,
22:27and obviously Kai's made some very poor decisions
22:29in the last 24 to 48 hours.
22:31So we need to work out,
22:32how can we sweeten Jana's perspective on Kai?
22:35In an ideal world, mate,
22:37we can make a little French omelette, bruh.
22:39Mate!
22:40It might just be a fruit pile, brother.
22:41What?
22:42You don't like omelettes?
22:43Brother!
22:44What?
22:45Strawberries?
22:46Yeah, strawberries look good.
22:47Oh, there's raspberries.
22:48I think that's an orange.
22:50That's an orange, yeah.
22:51We all know what it feels like to be in a doghouse,
22:53so when a mate calls,
22:54you answer that phone,
22:55and you do whatever he asks.
22:57Can you help?
22:58Wait, how do you do a love heart?
22:59I think you need more raspberries.
23:00How is it me of all people
23:01that's been roped into helping Kai win Jana back?
23:14Kai's a chippy, he builds houses,
23:24he works with timber,
23:25so he knows how to construct something,
23:27but he doesn't really understand the feng shui
23:29and the energy of a space,
23:30so that's where I come in.
23:31Actually, grab those flat ones,
23:32the flat ones, the flat ones, yeah.
23:36That's gotta be healthy, bro.
23:37We're going for a feng shui of,
23:39baby, I'm so fucking sorry,
23:41and please forgive me,
23:43it'll never happen again.
23:44Kai, this is going to work a treat, mate.
23:46And the fact that you've done nothing is even better.
23:51Am I going to go place it over there for you too, or...?
23:53Oh, fuck. Yeah, you're welcome.
23:54Go get her.
23:55Mick, in Kai's defence,
23:56he was busy finishing his love poem for Jana
23:59that he was working on,
24:00and he's going to drop it now,
24:01a side of Kai we've never seen before.
24:04This is going to blow everyone away.
24:06Oi, yarns.
24:09Ten out of ten, pal.
24:10Eight hours well spent.
24:12Yarns.
24:13I think, I think...
24:14Oi, yarns.
24:15Hold up.
24:16Black's heaps easier to get rid of.
24:18I like your little text.
24:19What's that?
24:20Was that your ex's name?
24:21Nah, it's Marjan, like, from Dragon Ball Z.
24:24Yes.
24:25Do you like Spider-Man?
24:26Hence why I'm so jacked.
24:27Are you a gay man?
24:28Oi, yarns.
24:29Just a fucking nerd.
24:30Do you like Spider-Man?
24:31Yeah, I like Spider-Man.
24:32I actually like spiders.
24:35Ba-bao.
24:36There's a Blink lyrics.
24:39Blink-182?
24:40Mm-hmm.
24:41It's a band from...
24:42You don't know what Blink-182 is?
24:43You know what Travis Barker is?
24:44Babe, I don't know what anyone is.
24:45Get real.
24:46She didn't know Pamela Anderson.
24:47Right.
24:48What?
24:49No, I know the name.
24:50Cam.
24:51Cam's the one.
24:52Yep.
24:53Okay, pal, the love poem did not work,
24:55so maybe try a different approach.
24:58Oi, yarns.
24:59Never mind.
25:00What do you want?
25:01I'm just calling her up.
25:02I don't know.
25:03What do you want?
25:04You want a comfort shot?
25:05What's happening?
25:06Is that chocolate?
25:07Yeah.
25:08Oh my God, Kai.
25:09What the hell?
25:10The massage session.
25:11This is so romantic.
25:12He's got flowers, he's got strawberries and melted chocolate, which is my favourite.
25:28Oh my God.
25:29I love love.
25:30Alright, let me put a bikini on.
25:32This is a very big thing for Kai.
25:34I can't remember the last time he would have done something like this.
25:39Feet.
25:44So, yeah, I definitely feel very special.
25:47This is definitely another little step up the ladder for him.
25:51Alright, this is really yummy.
25:53You just like that look beautiful, you know, as always.
25:57Look, I do really want Yana to understand that.
26:02I do care and I want to make an effort for her.
26:05So I'm definitely trying to pull out all the stops.
26:08The sun always shines after the storm.
26:12That's it, isn't it?
26:13That is so nice.
26:14Yeah.
26:15He knows how to use his hands, that's for sure.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Good.
26:30Thanks for accepting my massage.
26:42Thanks for the massage.
26:45I know that this is no turning point yet and I still have to do a lot of grinding here and treating her right.
26:55But for today, I do think we're on the right track to getting somewhere and yeah, I'm stoked that she's happy.
27:06Don't get too excited, buddy.
27:08Look at this baby, he's so cheesy.
27:15Operation Pigeon Ball is definitely a success.
27:18Oh, look at her, you're glowing.
27:21So Kai's got to get to the top of Mount Everest and I feel like we've just left base camp after this massage.
27:27Thank you, everyone.
27:29Bare minimum!
27:30Bare motherfucking minimum!
27:32Bare minimum!
27:33That's what I call my micropenis.
27:35Hey, buddy.
27:36Anyway, as the night falls, the tensions rise.
27:42That's Y2K, that's so Y2K, bruh.
28:00Yeah.
28:01I don't know about no shirt underneath.
28:03Nah, you have to pull the no shirt, bruh.
28:04It's weird.
28:05No shirts.
28:06Fucking why not?
28:07We're in Brigade and Rockstar.
28:12I've got one shirt.
28:13I mean, it's gonna have to go one shirt and they all grin and be like...
28:21Does that look good?
28:22I mean, I'll admit, but...
28:35I'm kind of nervous.
28:36Yeah.
28:37I mean, it's just crazy that we've had one night in here and we could go fucking out there.
28:41I feel like I need to do, like, a manifestation to the villa.
28:46Oh, yeah.
28:47Should we do one?
28:48Be a witch.
28:49Dear villa gods.
28:50Dear villa gods.
28:51We are trusting you.
28:52I'm trusting you.
28:53To keep the kiwi baddies.
28:54To keep the baddies.
28:55In the villa.
28:56In the villa.
28:57I want to have cuddles with Jotham tonight.
28:58And I want to have cuddles with Jotham tonight.
28:59And I want to have cuddles with Mekki.
29:00So, please.
29:01Please.
29:02Give me the wee bit.
29:03I'm in.
29:04I'm in it.
29:05I'm in it.
29:06Let's go.
29:07Woo!
29:08Some tasty beers.
29:09Let's go, girls.
29:10I'm in it.
29:11I'm in it.
29:12I'm in it.
29:13I'm in it.
29:14Let's go.
29:15Woo!
29:16Some tasty beers.
29:17Let's go for some tasty beers.
29:34Let's go girls.
29:35I'm great.
29:36Young brother.
29:37Young brother.
29:38Young brother.
29:39You look good.
29:40You look good too.
29:42Alright everyone, it's been a hectic 24 hours but now that the dust has settled we can all
29:56focus ahead and focus on what we came here for which is to start making some connections
30:01and maybe find the one, so cheers to that.
30:04Cheers to that.
30:05Love yous.
30:06That's actually kind of cool.
30:07Come hang out.
30:08Come hang out.
30:09Yeah, come hang out.
30:10I love this night.
30:11Thanks.
30:12It looks so cool.
30:13Really, really slaps, Gabs.
30:14Really slaps, well done.
30:15Thanks, it's giving revenge dresses.
30:16I can't help but be like, it doesn't look so hot.
30:18He's wearing the outfit that I styled him in the other day because he's revenge outfit.
30:19You think that's hot?
30:20Yeah.
30:21That's my style.
30:22It's just black men's your style.
30:23Yeah.
30:24It's just black men's your style.
30:26Yeah.
30:27There's like three other black men here.
30:28Mm-hm.
30:29Pick your poison.
30:30Yes!
30:31I got a text.
30:32Oh my god.
30:33I got a text.
30:34Oh my god.
30:39There's like three other black men here
30:42Take your poison
30:50All Islanders to the fire pit immediately. Oh
30:57Fuck wait, Sophie was here last night. She gave us a warning that she'll be back in 24 hours. So our time is kind of up
31:08No one feels safe right now. We're going into this night with an awful lot of weight on our shoulders. I think
31:23But then tonight I definitely feel vulnerable you can never can never be too confident these situations
31:38The Islanders gather Gabby's dress says revenge other faces say worried could this be the end?
31:59Betrayal and heartbreak
32:01Redemption reunion who's getting a plane? Who'll go to bed spooning?
32:08Oh, yeah, let's bring on the monk
32:39Good evening Islanders
32:44How's everyone going you all look beautiful
32:48Listen, I'm gonna be honest
32:50This villa is a mess
32:56Tonight it will be cleaned up
32:59There are currently six couples in the villa
33:08Boston and Ross
33:10Jade and Jotham
33:13Shan and Alex
33:15Yana and Kai
33:18Tamara and Mateo
33:20Mia and Bailey
33:22And we have four singles
33:24And we have four singles
33:26Gabby
33:27Dylan
33:29Emma
33:30And Mick
33:32Islanders
33:35This year
33:36For the first time in Love Island history
33:40The first six people to leave the villa
33:47Were day one Islanders
33:49Every single bombshell
33:55Is still in this villa
33:57Normally the power sits with the bombs
34:03But tonight
34:06We're flipping the power
34:09Six day one Islanders have gone
34:13So tonight
34:19The power to pick
34:21And the responsibility to clean up this mess
34:25Oh
34:27Oh
34:27Fuck
34:30They're out
34:31Sits with
34:32The six Islanders
34:35That have been here
34:36The longest
34:38So that's us four plus Gabby
34:41Yeah
34:42Shit
34:43Oh
34:44You may
34:45Ross
34:47Jotham
34:48Shan
34:50Yana
34:51Gabby
34:53And Mick
34:54Please stand up
34:57You are our villa veterans
35:07And you are going to fix this place up
35:11Can everyone who is not standing up
35:16Go and stand on the stairs please
35:19Oh shit
35:26Oh shit
35:27There's a lot of people going home tonight I think
35:30Who would you like to couple up with and why?
36:00Do we have to couple up with someone on the stairs?
36:03No
36:03No
36:04You can couple up with who you like
36:05Anyone
36:05Anyone right?
36:07Anyone
36:07Okay
36:08Love you Ross girl
36:11So who will it be Ross?
36:13I'd like to couple up with this girl because she's absolutely gorgeous
36:17Um she's made my time in here really really enjoyable
36:21So the girl I would like to couple up with is
36:24Shan
36:27Yay
36:28Go on here baby
36:31Hello
36:31Hi
36:33Shan
36:38Hey
36:39And Ross
36:40It's been a long time coming
36:42It has been a very long time coming so
36:44Yeah
36:44How does it feel?
36:45Excited?
36:46Good
36:46This feels familiar
36:47Feels really good
36:48Yeah
36:49Well Sian and Ross
36:50Finally
36:51You're officially a couple
36:53Jotham
37:01Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
37:12I'd like to couple up with this girl because I think from the start it's been even a surprise
37:17For me how well we've got along and you know I'm also excited to get to know her more
37:24So the girl I'd like to couple up with is
37:30Jade
37:30You can run it from me
37:32Oh
37:33Oh
37:34Oh
37:35Watch it burn it in me
37:38Oh
37:39Oh
37:40Oh
37:41You can run it from me
37:44Oh
37:45Oh
37:46Oh
37:47Oh
37:47Jade that must be lovely to hear
37:48It is
37:49Yeah
37:50It is
37:50Yeah
37:50You were nervous?
37:52A little bit
37:53Yeah
37:53Yeah
37:53Mmhmm
37:54Jotham was that tricky?
37:56Um
37:57You know I've wanted to be respectful in here
38:00Not rub anything in the face
38:02But I think
38:02You know I've been very happy
38:05He's like that with everyone babe
38:08Well Jade and Jotham
38:12You're officially a couple
38:13Yana
38:14I would like to couple up with this boy because we have had a very rocky time in here
38:31The both of us
38:32The both of us
38:32And I think
38:33With all the ups and downs it's making us become stronger
38:38And I can't believe I'm up here saving his ass again
38:42But the boy that I would like to couple up with is
38:46Kai
38:50What a do baby
38:57Yeah
38:58Oh
38:58Kai
39:08Things move fast in this villa don't they?
39:11Because last time I was standing here
39:12About what?
39:1424 hours ago?
39:15Yeah
39:15I did not see this coming at all
39:19Fair enough
39:20Has he been grovelling?
39:21Yeah
39:22Yeah
39:22He's definitely been showing me a lot of good signs
39:27And I think that that test really helped him take a look in the mirror
39:32Okay
39:33Well Yana and Kai
39:35Once again
39:36You're officially a couple
39:38Gabby
39:41Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:50I would like to couple up with this boy
39:53Because I think at the start
39:56I thought it was just a little bit of temptation
39:59And after some time spent together
40:04I think there's a lot more to it than just temptation
40:07So the boy I'd like to couple up with is
40:12Dylan
40:18I've been feeling down this love
40:21It's got the best of me
40:23A panic is when I call this
40:26You're my key
40:27My vision is good
40:29It's healing
40:30Does it get easier standing?
40:32No
40:32No
40:33And Gabby
40:35I mean I know it's new
40:37Was that hard for you?
40:39I mean babes
40:40Divorce is a thing in here
40:41And just like
40:44Shit moves quickly
40:46I'm sorry you had to see me like that last night
40:48That's alright
40:49Gabby and Dylan
40:50You're officially a couple
40:52Mick
40:55Which girl would you like to couple up with
41:03And why?
41:04I would like to couple up with this girl
41:13Because
41:13I think we got off to a bit of a
41:16Shaky start
41:18But I feel like
41:19Over the last little bit
41:21We've been able to get to know each other a little bit better
41:23There's been a bit of a connection there
41:25And a spark that I didn't know
41:26Was possible
41:28And I think it surprised me a little bit
41:30I also think this girl is very beautiful
41:35And she makes me smile
41:37And I feel
41:38You know a nice connection brewing there
41:40So the girl I'd like to couple up with is
41:45I should have known you would break me
42:00Emma
42:26Emma
42:27Oh fucking dog
42:40Oh
42:43So Mick
42:44Was that an easy pick for you?
42:51Obviously that was probably the hardest pick I've ever made in my life
42:54I think to be honest
42:55Really?
42:55Get over it mate
42:56What the fuck
42:57I'm talking Boston
42:58I feel like
43:03Obviously I have that connection with Boston
43:06And it's been there a long time
43:07And I feel like
43:07I'm finding it difficult to
43:09You know
43:10Look past kind of being friends
43:12And I think
43:12That's why I chose Emma
43:14And I feel like
43:15He just really got along
43:17And had a good day today
43:18And it's her birthday
43:19And I
43:19Wanted to grant her a nice wish
43:21I think that's all bullshit
43:24I think that's all bullshit
43:24You've like chatted to every single bomb in here
43:28I've had no connection
43:29Because you don't want to open up
43:30You opened up to me last night
43:31And now you've got a new girl today
43:32Because it's her birthday
43:33Yeah but you did change your tone today as well Boston
43:35To be fair
43:35And I feel like you're
43:36People like shit in here
43:37And everyone fucking knows it
43:38And I think I'm the only one
43:39Who calls you out
43:40And you don't like it
43:41That's why
43:41And you know it
43:42Maybe that's why
43:43And you know it
43:44Can I please continue
43:45Don't even try it
43:46Period
43:48Period
43:49You're a dickhead
43:51Period
43:52Okay
43:52Yeah
43:53And all our friends at home
43:54Fucking know it
43:55So happy birthday Emma
44:04Thank you
44:06Well Emma and Mick
44:14You're officially a couple
44:16Villa veterans
44:21You've all coupled up
44:23But
44:25Your job is not over
44:28There are six islanders
44:34Still on the stairs
44:35And the six of you
44:38Need to save
44:44One of them
44:44Whoever you save
44:50Will then
44:51Choose someone
44:52To couple up with
44:53Which of them
44:55Deserves a place
44:57In the villa
44:58Huddle up
44:59And make your decision
45:01Thanks guys
45:03Fucking know
45:03But hang on
45:11Let's just calculate
45:12It's a tough one
45:14Yeah
45:15I'm kind of
45:15In between
45:16I think she's the best pick
45:18Fuck no
45:19Yeah
45:20She's just
45:20Like genuinely
45:21Looking for love
45:22And she's way open
45:23Everyone's standing
45:24Those stairs
45:25Yeah
45:25Yeah
45:26You're okay
45:27Yeah
45:27Gabby
45:43Please stand up
45:46Please tell us
45:52Which islander you'd like to save tonight
45:54We've decided to save this person
45:59Because we believe
46:01They genuinely
46:01Are here to find love
46:03And have been super open
46:06In here
46:07Raw and genuine
46:09So the person
46:13We would like to save tonight
46:15Is
46:16Tea
46:27Fuck
46:29You're fine
46:31You deserve it
46:33Oh Tamara
46:35You can come over
46:35To the fire pit
46:37Tamara
46:50It must feel pretty special
46:52To hear your name
46:52It's definitely overwhelming
46:54I feel like everyone up there
46:58Deserves to be here
46:59So
46:59It's a huge privilege
47:01For them to say my name
47:02I know how hard that was
47:03Well you're safe
47:05And you're about to make somebody else
47:08Oh girl please
47:09Please stand up
47:12Which boy
47:19Would you like to couple up with
47:21And why
47:22I would like to couple up with
47:31This boy because
47:32We have had
47:34A growing connection
47:35Since we've come in here
47:37We had some rocky times
47:40Some hard times
47:41And I think that we've shown
47:44That we can
47:44Move through that
47:46And grow through that
47:47So the boy
47:50I would like to couple up with
47:52Is
47:52Mateo
47:55Jesus Christ
47:59I'm so fucking
48:03Mateo
48:07I feel like I could hear your heart beating
48:10Yeah I was going through the roof
48:12I'm not gonna lie
48:13Well Tamara and Mateo
48:15You're still in the villa
48:16And you're officially a couple
48:19So
48:20Thank you
48:21Boston
48:24Bailey
48:25Mia
48:26And Alex
48:28Can you step forward please
48:30You already know that tonight is a dumping
48:40You already know that tonight is a dumping
48:40What you don't know
48:44Is how many are being dumped
48:47I'm sorry guys
48:51It's all of you
48:52It's all of you
48:53When you leave
48:54When you leave
48:54When you leave
48:55When you're leaving
48:56You leave a whole lot of nothing
49:00Bailey is there anything you want to say?
49:04It was a lovely experience
49:05Short lived but
49:06You're all legends
49:08Um
49:09Yeah
49:10Grateful to have met all of you
49:11I like this
49:12Mia
49:13I learnt so much about myself in here
49:18And
49:19I love you guys so much
49:21Yeah
49:22Um
49:23Unreal experience
49:24It's been a pleasure
49:25Honestly
49:26Yeah
49:26So much love for all of you
49:27Can't wait to see you soon
49:29Boston
49:31I'm grateful for all of you
49:34Except maybe Mick
49:36Because absolutely
49:37Fuck yourself
49:38You're a liar
49:40Game player
49:41And we all see it
49:42Good words
49:46Thanks
49:47You have 30 minutes
49:51To say your goodbyes
49:52And then it'll be time
49:54To leave the villa
49:55The rest of you
49:57I'll see you very soon
50:00Night
50:01Thanks
50:01Good night
50:02Bye Sue
50:02Bye Sue
50:03Feel Jeremy
50:05Bye Sue
50:06Bye Sue
50:07Bye Sue
50:07Bye Sue
50:37That's right.
50:38I did like being a couple with you.
50:40Yeah.
50:44That's such bullshit.
50:49We need to talk first because fuck that.
50:51Sorry.
50:52We did so well, Poops.
50:54Mick can go fuck himself.
50:57Thanks for having me.
50:58No, it's better.
50:59You're a bro, bro.
51:00I love this.
51:02If he actually tries to talk to me, I swear to God.
51:03The man is a game player, a liar.
51:09I think the man needs to be humbled, so I hope the girls here humble him.
51:13We will not be friends on the outside.
51:15Pleasure to meet you, bro.
51:15I did it well.
51:16But I wish him the best.
51:18I don't even think I can talk about what just happened with any girl.
51:22I don't feel like the love.
51:22That's not very true.
51:24No, it's not real.
51:25I'm sorry.
51:26Love, that's my girl.
51:27But picking Mateo, you guys don't even like each other.
51:29It kind of just sucks knowing that they've been saved when they both know they're not really
51:33into each other.
51:33I just don't really understand that.
51:34But I think they've known T for longer, and they saved her for that reason.
51:39The others didn't have connections, and you have been so genuine and so open and so everything
51:44since being in here.
51:45And we all saw that, and obviously we know things are a bit rocky with Mateo, but we know
51:49that you will open yourself up to anything that you can.
51:52Yeah.
51:52I love you.
51:53Love you.
51:54The group deciding to save me tonight was a huge shock, but it was the best feeling
52:01in the whole entire world.
52:02That would have been a tough decision, though, out of you guys.
52:07Fucked.
52:08That would have been fucked, man.
52:09It would have been a hard decision for all of them, so I've got to respect it.
52:14Me and Mia have been going very strong these last couple of days, so we can still explore
52:18that on the outside.
52:25I'm sorry, Mia, doll.
52:28I'm sorry.
52:29Do you want to borrow me or no?
52:32Well, I'm sorry.
52:34No, really, I am.
52:41I feel like I deserved a chance.
52:47I really wanted to find a connection, and I didn't get to do that.
52:53So, that sucks.
52:54I'm sorry, hubby.
53:05Where's Bossy?
53:06She's in the bathroom.
53:08She's pissed.
53:10When did they tell you to?
53:13A lot of years to figure it out, I guess.
53:15Mick is fucking insane for that.
53:20Yeah.
53:20But I'm not surprised.
53:21Especially guys being late.
53:23Like, I'm literally never speaking to him again.
53:26And this wasn't an easy pick at all.
53:28Like, it's fucking hard.
53:29But it's like, do I honestly think anything's going to happen with Boston out of here?
53:33Like, I don't.
53:33Like, we had a peck yesterday, and I just feel a bit awkward with it.
53:36Like, don't even try.
53:38Fucking prick.
53:40But either way, I was going to hurt her, because it's like, if I didn't pick her, she's going
53:43to hurt her later.
53:44Exactly.
53:45I mean, I've got to do what's right for me, and I feel like I made the right decision here.
53:49I mean, for Bailey, you only got, like, 24 hours in here.
53:52That's actually crazy, bro.
53:54He's on the flight for longer than he was in the villa.
53:57Yeah, for some training.
54:00Yeah, you can go.
54:00Yeah.
54:01Easy, mate.
54:01We can train that together.
54:03Half-strength, conditioning, sinus health.
54:06That's a wrap, guys.
54:10Thanks for having me.
54:11Love it on.
54:12Australia, season seven.
54:14Peace.
54:16Do what it do, what it do.
54:25See you, mate.
54:26Love it too, baby.
54:27Nice to meet you.
54:28See you, brother.
54:30Bye, hubby.
54:31See you.
54:31I'm well.
54:32Love you, darling.
54:33Nice meeting you.
54:34Nice to meet you.
54:35I'll see you, mate.
54:36I'm just looking after me.
54:37You know, I like you, and I'm apologised for anything I did in the street, okay?
54:41Ended together, linked together.
54:42Fucking O's.
54:43Did good.
54:44We did so good.
54:45You're such a fuck, man.
54:47Is he not even going to walk down?
54:49I don't know why I'm using it.
54:49Boston, you didn't say bye.
54:51Go fuck yourself, mate.
54:52Seriously.
54:52No, I want to say bye.
54:53No, seriously.
54:54You know, I love you, mate.
54:55Like, you're being...
54:56Bro, enjoy your screen time.
54:58We're not friends anymore.
54:59You're fucking wild.
54:59Oh, I'm so glad I had you in here.
55:06It was good to have another little girl in here who understands.
55:11From day one, me and I clicked.
55:14I think me being a plumber, her being a sparky.
55:17And, yeah, I'm going to miss having my little tradie chick around.
55:22Well, we all fucking hate each other, us girls.
55:24Yeah, I bet.
55:25Yeah, for like one day.
55:27I love you on the go to yay.
55:28I love you all.
55:29Bye, baby.
55:30You're the hottest fuck except Mick.
55:33Bye, bye, bye.
55:35Love you, Boston.
55:37Good morning, sunshine.
55:38I love you.
55:39Bye, bye.
55:40Good night.
55:44See you on the outside, Boston.
55:45Time has come from the end.
55:58Mick is the biggest fucking game player and, like, almost had me fooled.
56:02I think I was questioning every day if he was being truthful or not.
56:05And that decision by him proved it.
56:08I've stayed true to who I am.
56:10I've been authentic.
56:11Came in on smoke, left on smoke.
56:14No regrets at all.
56:18It is what it is.
56:20Everyone's time in here comes to an end.
56:23I walked in the villa with a smile.
56:24I'm leaving him with a smile.
56:25So, that's been unreal.
56:26Waiting for the phone to ring.
56:29I've been dumped from the villa.
56:33I wish I flicked Mick earlier.
56:36I think me and Jotham probably would have got along really well if Gabby wasn't always in the way.
56:41But, you know.
56:42I think they made the right decision.
56:44For themselves.
56:46Which is always the right decision.
56:48So, disappointed that I didn't get, I really didn't get a chance to sink my teeth in at all.
56:54Didn't get to do anything.
56:55Hopefully I don't look like too much of a fuckwood on television.
57:02And, yeah.
57:04The rest will sort itself out.
57:07Why am I wearing 3D glasses, do you ask?
57:25Well, one, because it's funny.
57:27Duh.
57:28And two, because next time is movie night.
57:32Next time!
57:34We crown Mr. Sublime's.
57:39Oh my god.
57:40The budgie smugglers.
57:42The oil.
57:43The body.
57:44I couldn't get my eyes off it.
57:47Zero.
57:49Damn!
57:50What's with these names, Kai Hard?
57:53Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore.
57:56But, I think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface.
57:59Movie night begins!
58:02Does Gabby think she's in the car?
58:04It's Gabby Kardashian's, bro.
58:05Exactly.
58:06That's what I've been saying, bro.
58:07It's Gabby Kardashian, except, like, from Wish.
58:09If you guys think I'm here for clout, I've already got the clout back home.
58:13Just so you know.
58:14Sinners exposed!
58:15Dylan's not here for the right reasons.
58:17Every single person in here knows that.
58:21And secrets revealed!
58:22I'm already cringing for this to air and watch me do this all over again.
58:28I'm like, babe, you should have dropped him, like, fly on the first day.
58:33Seriously, I wouldn't have done this on the outside.
58:35We're not on the outside.
58:36We're not on the outside.
58:37That's why I've stayed with you, bro.
58:38That's why we're still doing this right now.
58:40I didn't know that was said.
58:41I might have played a role in us being together.
58:43Oh!
58:44I need my popcorn, baby!
58:48Wow!
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