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Love Island Australia Season 7 Episode 22 -
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00:00Because I'm going on
00:06Previously on Love Island, Australia
00:10No one's gonna be your maiden here now
00:13After Hotel Amore, there was yelling. We said we were open Yana. We're open, but there's bounding
00:21Crying
00:22How do you do that?
00:23Like how do you literally turn your emotions off for a girl and you're in bed the next night with another girl like that is crazy to me
00:30Squabbling you have not looked in my direction all day. What do you want me to do? Acknowledge that I exist
00:42Singing but tomorrow is
00:46Beautiful new day
00:50Maybe stick to omelets make
00:52In the ashes of Hotel Amore
01:01I think you're hot and you're confident. I think kind of fun too
01:05New Sparks Kindle
01:08We can make you some crepes. I'd love that. Perfect. Yeah, that'd be so cute
01:13The switch-up is crazy bro. It's been seven minutes
01:17And will old flames reignite
01:20It has made me realize I don't want anyone else and I do generally just want you
01:26You're literally stepping on thin ice
01:28Then a fire pit
01:30I'm gonna be honest
01:32This villa is a mess
01:34That will change the villa
01:36Forever
01:38Tonight it will be cleaned up
01:40Cleaned up
01:41Cleaned up
01:42Well until the next fire pit anyway
01:44It's a brand new day and while most of the islanders had a lovely sleep full of
02:01Cuddles one sad Islander slept solo on the couch. Good morning sunshine. Good morning. Not you Dylan
02:08It's a brand new day and while most of the islanders had a lovely sleep full of cuddles
02:14One sad Islander slept solo on the couch. Good morning sunshine. Good morning. Not you Dylan
02:20Waking up to the villa again feels like home. It's just as I left. How do you feel after yesterday?
02:25I feel good. Yeah
02:27Yeah
02:29Yeah, babe, I like this. I'm always positive girl like last night. It's like really out of character for me
02:34Obviously Gabby this morning had a complete new mindset this morning. I was like you okay? You feel okay?
02:39She must be back to her normal self if that is a normal self. I don't want to be ever asleep on this couch ever again
02:44No, well
02:45The couch is not for Dylan
02:47Happy Birthday
02:53He kept trying to hug me like how can you go from like hugging up with one girl
02:57To them thinking that I'm gonna give you hugs
03:01After all that disrespect
03:03Good morning Dylan
03:04Good morning. How'd you sleep?
03:05Meh
03:06Meh
03:07Meh
03:08Meh
03:09Yeah, last night was great. It was just a nice sweet night. Our hotel and more bubbles are still here.
03:19It's good. The spirits are high. That's good. That's what matters. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. That's it babes.
03:26Hmm
03:40Are you going for char? That's embarrassing. Yep.
03:44Backing you two. Love you, too
03:45Love you too.
03:46I do think I really need to dig myself out of a pool-sized hole.
03:51Yeah, I think it's the biggest hole I've dug in here yet.
03:55I just want to say that obviously I'm sorry again and I've got no ground to stand on,
04:01but I do just want to tell you that it has made me realise that I don't want anyone else
04:07and I do genuinely just want you.
04:10I'm not letting shit slide anymore, Kai.
04:13I've done that so many fucking times before.
04:16We came in here, we told each other we weren't going to do tit for tat
04:19and what have you done?
04:20You've done exactly what we said we weren't going to do.
04:22Yeah, and I have learnt from that.
04:24It has generally made me realise that I don't want to lose
04:28and you have grown in here and I obviously didn't take that into consideration.
04:33I have really shot myself in the foot and all I want to do is make that right.
04:40That was nice to hear.
04:45Kai is saying all the right things, but at the end of the day actions speak louder than words.
04:52This isn't me forgiving you, but I'm going to let you try and prove yourself,
04:58but you're literally stepping on thin ice.
05:01That's all I want is to try and fix this.
05:04Well, yeah, we'll see how today goes.
05:09This is going to be a process, but yeah, like I said actions speak louder than words.
05:14So, let's see what you got, Kaiser.
05:29Gabby told Dylan she felt much better waking up this morning, which is great, but was also 20 minutes ago. So, who knows?
05:36Hey, can I come hang out, Mum?
05:38At least I asked if anyone wanted to come to the pool and everyone's fucking laughing.
05:42What?
05:43Gabby?
05:44No, because everyone's joking around being like, oh, she's got no man.
05:46Now she doesn't like...
05:47Oh, bullshit. Don't think like that.
05:49You've got time.
05:50Oh, Gabby.
05:51No, I'm just feeling like worse and worse as time's going on.
05:58It's alright. Everything happens for a reason. I need to remember that.
06:10I'm not really a great consoler. I don't know what to say. I kind of just freeze up.
06:14Bro, he fucking hurt me. Everyone's just acting like everything's all good.
06:18Like, I just feel so fucking, like, played and used and embarrassed and just, like, lied to.
06:24And, like, one thing about me is, like, I would never fucking lie to anyone.
06:27Like, I'm just as fucking real as it gets and honest as it gets.
06:33My thoughts on Gabby have kind of been like this.
06:35Sometimes there's moments where I'm like, she's a real one, she keeps a 100,
06:39and then other times I'm like, that was really dramatic.
06:43Now my makeup's fucked.
06:45Just go talk to Dylan. Dylan will want to get to know you.
06:48He thinks you're funny.
06:49Yeah, I just feel, like, embarrassed that I'm just, like...
06:51Don't pretend you're not crying.
06:53Yeah.
06:55I need to pull it together.
06:59Hi, Dylan.
07:00Alright. Hello, Dylan.
07:01Hey.
07:02Well done, Gabby.
07:04He won't suspect a thing.
07:09While Gabby goes to rehydrate so she can cry some more,
07:12new bomb Emma takes a seat by Mateo, who's cooled off with Tamara.
07:16This is your chance, Mateo.
07:18Maybe start with some lighthearted chit-chat, you know?
07:20Nothing too heavy.
07:22What are your parents like? Any mummy or daddy issues?
07:24No, I had a good relationship with my dad growing up.
07:26Oh, good. Good to hear.
07:27Um, I was daddy's little girl.
07:29He used to take me fishing when I was really little.
07:31Is that where you liked it?
07:32Yeah, that's where I get it from.
07:33Well, we grew up on, like, 200 acres near the beach.
07:36Yep.
07:37Big cows.
07:38Yep.
07:39Lots of chickens.
07:40Yep.
07:41It's a very nice upbringing.
07:50What's the biggest thing that you fear?
07:52Probably not finding a husband is...
07:54Up there? Okay.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Can I talk to you?
07:58A girl doesn't want nonchalant, bro.
08:01I'm not nonchalant, bro.
08:02Yes, you fucking are.
08:03No, I'm just cool.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:05I feel like I get a little bit nervous talking to girls.
08:07They may call me the womaniser, but every time it's...
08:10It's a little daunting, you know?
08:11A new girl comes in the villa, you've got to put your game on,
08:14you've got to get to work.
08:17Is there any room for me on there?
08:18Invite the lady on to the flamingo.
08:21I feel like I want to get to know Emma definitely a bit better.
08:25She was giving me the eyes last night from the couch.
08:27I was peeping up a little bit.
08:28She's looking at me.
08:29It's her birthday today.
08:30What's up, mate?
08:31It's fine.
08:32I'll sit there.
08:33That was easy.
08:34I'm in little books.
08:35Well, I mean, what have you done?
08:36What haven't I done?
08:37How are you going to raise the ball?
08:38Um, you know, talk a bit.
08:39Make you miss me.
08:40Talk a bit more.
08:41That's what I'm trying to do.
08:42Really?
08:43Yeah.
08:44You're doing my game.
08:45Hey, I'm all for a New Zealand girl.
08:46I do think Kiwi girls have a little special magic touch in my heart.
08:48You had.
08:49I was thinking about this one for like 20 minutes.
08:51That whole gym session you were like, what can I ask?
08:52What about them?
08:53I just had to get a bit of a pump on.
08:54Yeah, before you talk to me.
08:55Oh yeah, not bad.
08:56What do you mean?
08:57One one's crazy.
08:58One's crazy.
08:59One's crazy.
09:00One's crazy.
09:01One's crazy.
09:02One's crazy.
09:03One's crazy.
09:04One's crazy.
09:05One's crazy.
09:06One's crazy.
09:07One's crazy.
09:08One's crazy.
09:09One's crazy.
09:10I just had to get a bit of a pump on.
09:11Yeah, before you talk to me.
09:15Oh yeah, not bad.
09:16What do you mean?
09:17One's crazy.
09:18One's crazy.
09:19Nah.
09:20Wow.
09:21Good job.
09:22What are you laughing at, mate?
09:23I'm bigger than yours.
09:25I'm working on this.
09:26Mick, he's funny.
09:27He dishes it.
09:28He can take it.
09:29And obviously I can take it as well.
09:31So, it works.
09:33There's something about the way I feel when I'm with you.
09:38I can't explain.
09:40It's all the little things you do.
09:46Want a bottle's?
09:47Want a bottle's?
09:48Want a bottle's?
09:49Want a bottle's?
09:50I'm trying to be a good boy.
09:53I don't know.
09:54But like...
09:55Let him cook.
09:56Let him cook.
09:57Aw, that's sweet, Kai.
09:59Making an effort to be a team player and a more considerate person.
10:02Thank you, darling.
10:03Could you maybe work on the mumbling a little too?
10:05There you go.
10:06I don't feel like I want it.
10:07Ah, never mind.
10:08One step at a time.
10:09Thank you, Kai.
10:11Kai's definitely trying to prove himself to not just me but also the whole villa, which
10:16is a green flag for me at this stage.
10:19But, you know, taking baby steps at this point.
10:24Look, I only want the best for you at the end of the day.
10:28And I do just want you to be happy.
10:31And I am sorry again.
10:32I can't really say that enough.
10:34But I do really want to see where this can go.
10:37The only thing I want to do is make things right with yarns.
10:41It is definitely a heartfelt apology and I really do mean it.
10:44I've done it.
10:45Mid five.
10:46It's not this week.
10:47You're really fucking killing me.
10:49Yeah, beautiful.
10:50I know.
10:51I know again.
10:52I know.
10:53I always look good.
10:54What are you talking about?
10:56He knows the weight of my heart and giving me compliments like that is making him creep
11:03one step closer.
11:04Give me a nice little massage.
11:06I could do with that actually with all the stress you've put me through.
11:09Yeah.
11:10The up and down emotions.
11:12That time you do something nice to me.
11:15Just booking a time.
11:17You can tell me when you want to give me a massage and I'll tell you whether it fits
11:20in with my schedule and huh.
11:22Look I've had that test in here and obviously I failed but it's definitely made me realise
11:30what I'm losing and what I don't want to lose.
11:38Sorry people.
11:40As you should be.
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12:12The mood is high in the villa.
12:26People are having fun, they're working out, endorphins are flowing and after a bumpy morning
12:32even Gabby has come round and decided to embrace a more positive outlook.
12:37He sits there like a fucking Muppet and just fucking doesn't say shit.
12:41Muppet.
12:42Fucking small cock shrimp dick mate.
12:45It's all.
12:46Like literal micropenis.
12:48Excuse me Gabby, having a micropenis is nothing to be ashamed about.
12:52It's not the wand, it's the wizard.
12:54Isn't that right Boston?
12:55That's right Rowan.
12:57Anyway Mateo, change the subject.
12:59Do you want to name him?
13:00Who?
13:01The fucking flamingo.
13:02Oh.
13:03We'll name, oh let's name him together.
13:05Is he named already?
13:06No I don't think so.
13:07Is he not?
13:08What are we naming him?
13:11Do we start him with T or M?
13:13Wait, wait, do you reckon?
13:14Oh it's a flamingo, it's gotta be F right?
13:17F.
13:18It's giving Ferdinand.
13:19What?
13:20Ferdinand.
13:21Fergus I got.
13:22Fergus?
13:23What kind of a Spanish flamingo is called fucking Fergus?
13:26Yeah true, he has to be.
13:27Fernando.
13:28Oh Fernando could work actually, yeah.
13:35You tell him Pinky, you're a giant.
13:38Elsewhere a certain Irishman is also making giant moves.
13:42Gabs, should I go for a chat?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Okay, love ya.
13:47Happy to see you guys.
13:49Bye.
13:50You had eight?
13:51Yeah, how was your workout?
13:53As good as it can be.
13:54Wait, did you just jump in the pool?
13:55Nah, I showered.
13:56Oh.
13:57Sorry.
13:58Just a bit to take off the edge a bit?
14:00I just, yeah, just something to take the edge off.
14:02I just had to feel it.
14:04It was right there.
14:05I mean, feel whatever you want.
14:07Thanks for giving me permission.
14:08You have permission now, okay?
14:09Okay.
14:10You've signed the slip, sign the waiver form.
14:11Yeah, vice versa.
14:12Oh yeah?
14:13Yeah.
14:14Damn, already I didn't sign it.
14:15Babe, I give you permission.
14:17Right now.
14:18Damn.
14:19Right here.
14:20Damn.
14:21Shit, she buzzed.
14:22How are you feeling today?
14:23Yeah, nah.
14:24I feel good.
14:25Yeah.
14:26I mean, like, yeah, just like lots of up and down emotions in here.
14:28But yeah, how are you feeling?
14:30Good.
14:31Good.
14:32Obviously now it's getting to the stage where I go around and speak to people.
14:35Yeah.
14:36So it's everyone out.
14:37I'm not going to waste my time speaking to people that I know that I'm not going to be interested.
14:40Yeah.
14:41I'm interested in getting to know them.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Oh, me? Really?
14:44With you, you surprise me.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Because the whole masculine thing at the start, you know, the body thing.
14:49But I feel like you're actually a softie.
14:50I just naturally put my walls up.
14:51Like, I'm always like that with guys at first.
14:53Like, I'm very standoffish.
14:54I think you kind of have to sometimes have that outer shell, especially if you've been
14:57through things.
14:58Like, I've been through things and it makes that wall a hundred percent.
15:01But then, like, once I do.
15:02Yeah.
15:03I'm just like.
15:04Mush.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Yeah, I'm the same.
15:07It's just one big soft shell taco.
15:08She's a very interesting woman.
15:09Like, it's funny how sometimes you do judge a book by discover and, you know, make your own
15:14assumptions straight away.
15:15But she's actually a really nice girl and, like, really down to earth.
15:18I think you're hot.
15:19And you're confident.
15:21I think you're kind of fun too.
15:22Very fun.
15:23I am surprised to be honest.
15:24Like, when I met you the other day, like, I was like, yeah, he's hot.
15:27Like, he's trouble.
15:28He's this, that.
15:29But, like, yeah, actually just, like, genuine.
15:30I genuinely feel like I could, like, actually just talk to you for hours.
15:32I never thought I could love someone as crazy as you.
15:38I'm definitely excited to get to know more about, um, Gabby and get to know more about
15:43that softer side and peel back that skin a little bit more because I feel like there's
15:47a lot of unknown territory still there.
15:49Um, so yeah, I'm definitely excited to dig a bit deeper.
15:52Not, like, keen on anyone in here but you, so I'll put my ego aside and, like, pull you
15:58Hey, interesting.
15:59She's sad.
16:00Damn, it's a new, uh, it's a new gubs, huh?
16:03Yeah, I mean, like, growth every day in here.
16:19At the last fire pit, Mick was one of four people left single, with Sophie warning that
16:24further dumpings were coming.
16:26Having shared a kiss with Boston last night, this could be the moment he finally mans up
16:31and gives her all his attention.
16:34Can I offer you something?
16:36Right after he's done flirting with Emma.
16:38You can make me a little birthday treat.
16:40Maybe later tonight you can have a present.
16:42Um, indeed.
16:43Is that me and you picking me?
16:45What?
16:46You said it, not me.
16:48I can make you some crepes.
16:50I would love that.
16:51Perfect.
16:52Yeah, that'd be so cute.
16:53I've heard a lot of chat about love languages in here and I feel like the only real love
16:56language is me in the kitchen cooking for a beautiful lady as she sits back, relaxes,
17:01and I can just flirt my magic.
17:03I mean, like, I don't really want to go.
17:07Oops.
17:08What's your favourite thing about yourself?
17:11I feel like there's no humble way to answer that question.
17:14I wasn't asking for humble.
17:15I like the fact that I'm relaxed, very chill.
17:18Not last night.
17:19You came in fucking storming.
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:21Caused some drama yesterday.
17:22Yeah, a little bit.
17:23Yeah, look at you.
17:24You're in luck.
17:25It's all right for now.
17:27Till one of us gets sick.
17:29Does that normally happen to you?
17:31Sometimes.
17:32It's happened four times to me.
17:33Yeah, I know.
17:35But I'm lucky.
17:36Just now?
17:37Yeah, definitely.
17:38Like, what is your dick?
17:42Attractive-wise, when people don't have nice teeth.
17:46Same.
17:47Yeah, you pass.
17:54So I'm just trying to make these crepes,
17:56and all I can feel is knives in the back of me from Boston's eyes,
17:59but jealousy's not hot on a girl.
18:01How's my guacamole?
18:03Shit.
18:05What rhymes with shit?
18:07Mick.
18:11Mick and I were vibing last night, but today is just a different vibe.
18:18The way he, like, treats me as if I don't exist is just so dumb
18:21and it's so boring.
18:23Literally, they do look real good.
18:24They look so thin.
18:25Let's go to the sleep.
18:26Mick, Mick.
18:27Mick?
18:28That's like your scarf, so you don't.
18:32Sorry.
18:33I know, no, no.
18:34It's been seven.
18:36It's been seven minutes.
18:37Mate, like, don't embarrass me.
18:38No.
18:39Especially because last night you guys were, like, awkward together.
18:41The switch up is crazy, bro.
18:43Why is he just supposed to own that, though?
18:45Because he doesn't know what the fuck he wants,
18:46and he just wants attention.
18:47That's literally all he wants.
18:48He doesn't want a girlfriend.
18:49I know that you love to dispense for me.
18:52Oh, oh, girls, I'm crimping your skin.
18:56You've outdone yourself, Mickie?
18:58Yeah.
18:59Yeah, I'm right.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Yeah, I'm like the box down.
19:02I'm crimping your skin.
19:03That's a lick of both fools.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:06I literally look at Joe and I'm like, you disgust me.
19:08Where is Mick right now?
19:09I love jealous women.
19:16It's my favourite thing.
19:18You think I'm jealous?
19:19You got me all fucking wrong.
19:20It's embarrassing.
19:21What do you mean?
19:22You're embarrassing yourself, Mick.
19:24You're being a little girl.
19:26How's being onto the next bomb?
19:29Huh?
19:30What am I meant to do here?
19:31Like, I don't get it.
19:32I said I was going to talk to both people,
19:34and that's what I've been doing.
19:36What's the issue?
19:37What am I meant to do?
19:38There's no issue.
19:39There is an issue, because you're going around whispering,
19:41like, and doing little, you know,
19:43he's done this, he's doing this, me, me, me, me, me.
19:45Cut to attitude.
19:47I literally have no...
19:48Do I have attitude?
19:49Your middle name is attitude.
19:50It's actually Louise.
19:51Austin, attitude, Louise.
19:53Get out of my face.
19:54You're blocking the sun.
19:56I feel like I'm bored of him,
19:57and I just don't think he's an actual man.
19:59I can't win.
20:01What?
20:02How can you be, like, pecking me yesterday
20:04and all over me and then, like, absolutely nothing today?
20:06I think that's whack.
20:07You know that everything ends with me.
20:10You calm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
20:15I'm just always a bad guy.
20:16You can't win, you can't win.
20:17What happened?
20:18Now she's angry.
20:19I'm like, what do you want me to do, mate?
20:20Who?
20:21Boston.
20:22Oh.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Well, dude, I mean, you were pretty close to her last night,
20:25pancakes.
20:26I'm talking to the new person because that's what I'm meant to do.
20:28Okay.
20:29I didn't come in here to be miserable with one girl
20:31and just stick it out the whole time
20:33and be happily ever after and pretend everything was all good.
20:36I came here to find the right girl and the right connections.
20:39They think I'm playing a game now.
20:40I'm like, where's the fucking game, mate?
20:42Here's the game.
20:43The game is, she's a new single bombshell.
20:45She gets to pick someone.
20:46If she picks you, your ass is saved.
20:47Exactly.
20:48Well, that's the game.
20:49I mean, I'm just doing my thing, you know?
20:52I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
20:57Coming up, the most dramatic dumping yet.
21:05This filler is a mess.
21:08But just how many will go?
21:11Wow.
21:12Hurry up.
21:13Oh, girl, please.
21:14The boys have been busy writing love poems for the girls,
21:28and it's going well.
21:29Kai, what's the first line of your poem to Yana?
21:34Mmm, need some work.
21:35Alex, what you got?
21:37Do you know, I've licked my own dick before.
21:39Wow!
21:40How romantic, really good.
21:43They were good, right, Mick?
21:45Yeah.
21:46But you love, like, the city life, right?
21:47City life?
21:48Yeah.
21:49You get that vibe?
21:50Hey, I need your help.
21:52What?
21:53You're going to help me.
21:54This morning, Yana didn't really want to talk to me.
21:57I'm still very off me, so...
22:00I'm on a mission to win Yana back.
22:02Oh, what's the plan?
22:03I'm going to go in the nook.
22:04I'm going to pull those cushions off, light towels on it,
22:06and then massage her in there.
22:07Oh, it looks a great spot.
22:08It's called Operation Pigeon.
22:10Do you want to lay under the tree?
22:12Yeah.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Stop looking at me.
22:15Stop staring at me!
22:18Oh, it's sweet.
22:21It's go time.
22:22Oh, go time.
22:23I'm ready.
22:24When I create in the kitchen, I want to create an experience for someone,
22:27and obviously Kai's made some very poor decisions in the last 24 to 48 hours,
22:31so we need to work out how can we sweeten Yana's perspective on Kai.
22:35In the not ideal world, mate.
22:37We can make a little French omelette, bruh.
22:39It might just be a fruit pile, brother.
22:40What?
22:41You don't like omelettes?
22:42Brother.
22:43What?
22:44Strawberries?
22:45Yeah, strawberries look good.
22:46Oh, there's raspberries missing out.
22:47Look, I think that's an orange.
22:49That's an orange, yeah.
22:51We all know what it feels like to be in a doghouse, so when a mate calls,
22:54you answer that phone and you do whatever he asks.
22:56Can you help?
22:57Wait, how do you do a love heart?
22:58I think you need more raspberries.
22:59How is it me of all people that's been roped into helping Kai win Yana back?
23:14Kai's a chippy, he builds houses, he works with timber, so he knows how to construct something,
23:27but he doesn't really understand the feng shui and the energy of a space, so that's where
23:31I come in.
23:32Actually, grab those flat ones, the flat ones, the flat ones, yeah.
23:36That's gotta be healthy, bro.
23:38I'm going for a feng shui of, baby, I'm so fucking sorry, and please forgive me,
23:43it'll never happen again.
23:45Kai, this is gonna work a treat, mate.
23:47And the fact that you've done nothing is even better.
23:50Am I gonna go place it over there for you too, or?
23:53Oh, fuck.
23:54Yeah, if you want.
23:55Go get her.
23:56Mick, in Kai's defence, he was busy finishing his love poem for Yana that he was working
24:00on, and he's gonna drop it now!
24:02A side of Kai we've never seen before!
24:04This is gonna blow everyone away!
24:07Oh, Yans!
24:08Ten out of ten, pal!
24:10Eight hours well spent!
24:12Yans!
24:13I think, I think...
24:14Yans!
24:15Hold up!
24:16Black's heaps easier to get rid of.
24:19What's that?
24:20Was that your ex's name?
24:21Nah, it's Marjan, like, from Dragon Ball Z.
24:24Yes.
24:25Do you like Spider-Man?
24:26Hence why I'm so jacked.
24:27Are you a gay man?
24:28Just a fucking dad.
24:29Do you like Spider-Man?
24:30Yeah, I like Spider-Man.
24:31I actually like spiders.
24:32Oh.
24:33I'm bow.
24:38There's a blink lyrics.
24:39Blink 180?
24:40Mmhmm.
24:41It's a band from...
24:42You know what blink 80 is?
24:43You know what Travis Bracker is?
24:44Babe, I don't know what anyone is.
24:45Get real.
24:46She didn't know Pamela Anderson.
24:47She's a cancer.
24:48What?
24:49No, I know the name.
24:50Cam's the one.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Okay, pal, the love poem did not work,
24:55so maybe try a different approach.
24:58Oh, yawns.
24:59Never mind.
25:00What does he want?
25:01What do you want?
25:02I don't know.
25:03What do you want?
25:04You want a comfort shot?
25:05What's happening?
25:11Awww!
25:13Is that chocolate?
25:15Oh, my God, Kai, what the hell?
25:18The massage session.
25:19This is so romantic.
25:21He's got flowers, he's got strawberries and melted chocolate,
25:26which is my favourite.
25:28Oh, my God!
25:29I love love.
25:30Alright, let me put a bikini on.
25:32This is a very big thing for Kai.
25:34I can't remember the last time he would have done something like this.
25:38Feet.
25:44So, yeah, I definitely feel very special.
25:47This is definitely another little step up the ladder for him.
25:50Alright, this is really yummy.
25:52You just, um, right there and look beautiful, you know, as always.
25:56Mm-hmm.
25:57Look, I do really want Yana to understand that I do care and I want to make an effort for her.
26:05So I'm definitely trying to pull out all the stops.
26:09The sun always shines after the storm.
26:14That's it, isn't it?
26:16I'm sorry.
26:18Um, all the flowers.
26:19I see.
26:20It's nice.
26:21Yeah.
26:24He knows how to use his hands, that's for sure.
26:26No.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Good.
26:30I think I'm all in for ya. Never thought it'd come, but nothing can hold me back.
26:38Thanks for accepting my massage.
26:42Thanks for, thanks for the massage.
26:46I know that this is no turning point yet and I still have to do a lot of grinding here
26:53and treating her right.
26:55But for today, I do think we're on the right track to getting somewhere
27:04and yeah, I'm stoked that she's happy.
27:07Don't get too excited, buddy.
27:10Look at this baby, he's so cheesy.
27:15Operation Pigeon Boy is definitely a success.
27:18Oh, look at her, you're glowing.
27:21So Kai's got to get to the top of Mount Everest
27:24and I feel like we've just left base camp after this massage.
27:27Thank you, everyone.
27:29Bare minimum! Bare motherfucking minimum!
27:32Bare minimum! That's what I call my micropenis. Hey, buddy.
27:36Anyway, as the night falls, the tensions rise.
27:42That's Y2K. That's so Y2K, bruh.
28:00Yeah.
28:01I don't know about no shirt underneath.
28:03Nah, you have to pull the no shirt, bruh.
28:04It's weird. No shirt's fucking, why not?
28:06We're in, because I'm a rock star.
28:13So when I've got one tip, I mean, it's gonna have to go one tip,
28:15and they all grin and be like...
28:17Oh my God!
28:21Does that look good?
28:23I mean, I'll admit, but...
28:35I'm kind of nervous.
28:36Yeah.
28:37I mean, it's just crazy that we've had one night in here,
28:40and we can't go fucking home.
28:42I feel like I need to do, like, a manifestation to the villa.
28:46Oh, yeah.
28:47Should we do one?
28:52Be a witch.
28:53Dear Villa God.
28:54Dear Villa Gods.
28:55We are trusting you.
28:57We are trusting you.
28:58To keep the Kiwi baddies.
28:59To keep the kiwi baddies.
29:00In the villa.
29:01In the villa.
29:02I want to have cuddles with Jotham tonight.
29:05And I want to have cuddles with Mickey.
29:07So, please!
29:08Please!
29:09Give me the wee!
29:11I'm in it!
29:12I'm in it!
29:13I'm in it!
29:14I'm in it!
29:31Let's go!
29:32Oh, some tasty beers!
29:34Let's go, girls!
29:35That's great!
29:37Young brother!
29:38Young brother!
29:39Young brother!
29:40Young brother!
29:41Young brother!
29:42Young brother!
29:43Young brother!
29:44Young brother!
29:45Young brother!
29:46Young brother!
29:47Young brother!
29:48Young brother!
29:49Young brother!
29:50All right, everyone.
29:51It's been a hectic 24 hours.
29:53But now that the dust has settled, we can all focus ahead and focus on what we came here
29:58for, which is to start making some connections and maybe find the one.
30:03Cheers to that!
30:04Cheers to that!
30:05Let's go!
30:06Woo!
30:07Woo!
30:08Yay!
30:09Woo!
30:10Cheers!
30:11Love yous!
30:12That's actually kind of cool.
30:13Come hang out.
30:14Come hang out.
30:15Yeah, come hang out.
30:16I love this.
30:17Thanks.
30:18It looks so cool.
30:19Really slaps, Gabs.
30:20Really slaps.
30:21Well done.
30:22Thanks.
30:23It's giving revenge dresses.
30:24I can't help but be like, doesn't look so hot.
30:27He's wearing the outfit that I styled him in the other day.
30:31Because he's revenge up.
30:32You think that's hot?
30:33Yeah.
30:34That's my style.
30:36It's just black men's your style.
30:38Yeah.
30:39There's like three other black men here.
30:41Mm.
30:42Pick your poison.
30:44Let's ride it.
30:45Oh!
30:46I got a text!
30:48Oh, my God!
30:50All Islanders to the fire pit immediately.
30:53Oh!
30:54Ah!
30:55Oh!
30:56Oh, fuck.
30:57Wait.
30:58Sophie was here last night.
30:59She gave us a warning that she'll be back in 24 hours.
31:03So our time is kind of up.
31:04I'm alive and I will fight this pain.
31:11No one feels safe right now.
31:13We're going into this night with an awful lot of weight on our shoulders, I think.
31:17I won't let the darkness win this game.
31:22Yeah.
31:23Heading in tonight, I definitely feel vulnerable.
31:25You can never, you can never be too confident in these situations.
31:29They had me running for my life.
31:50The Islanders gather.
31:52Gabby's dress says revenge.
31:54Other faces say worried.
31:57Could this be the end?
31:59Betrayal and heartbreak.
32:01Redemption.
32:02Reunion.
32:03Who's getting a plane?
32:05Who'll go to bed spooning?
32:07Oh, yeah.
32:08Let's bring on the monk.
32:10Try to take me down.
32:11I'm a fighter.
32:12Try to take me down.
32:15I'm a fighter.
32:19You can't stop me now.
32:21I'm a survivor.
32:25Find me on a better line.
32:29The star in my heart will shine.
32:32You won't stop me now.
32:35I'm a fighter.
32:39Good evening, Islanders.
32:41How's everyone going?
32:44You all look beautiful.
32:47Listen, I'm gonna be honest.
32:50This villa is a mess.
32:55Tonight, it will be cleaned up.
33:05There are currently six couples in the villa.
33:09Boston and Ross.
33:11Jade and Jotham.
33:13Sian and Alex.
33:16Yana and Kai.
33:18Tamara and Mateo.
33:21Mia and Bailey.
33:23And we have four singles.
33:26Gabby.
33:28Dylan.
33:29Emma.
33:31And Mick.
33:34Islanders.
33:35This year, for the first time in Love Island history,
33:43the first six people to leave the villa
33:47were day one Islanders.
33:52Every single bombshell is still in this villa.
34:01Normally, the power sits with the bombs.
34:04But tonight, we're flipping the power.
34:08Six day one Islanders have gone.
34:11Six day one Islanders have gone.
34:18So tonight, the power to pick and the responsibility to clean up this mess.
34:25Oh.
34:26Oh.
34:27Oh.
34:28Oh.
34:29Oh.
34:30Oh.
34:31You're out.
34:32Sits with the six Islanders that have been here the longest.
34:37Oh.
34:38Oh.
34:39Oh.
34:40So that's us four plus Gabby and Mick.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Shit.
34:43Oh.
34:44Oh.
34:45Oh.
34:46Oh.
34:47Oh.
34:48Oh.
34:49Oh.
34:50Oh.
34:51Oh.
34:52Oh.
34:53Oh.
34:54Oh.
34:55Oh.
34:56Oh.
34:57Oh.
34:58Oh.
34:59Oh.
35:00Oh.
35:01Oh.
35:02You are our Villa veterans, and you are going to fix this place up.
35:14Can everyone who is not standing up go and stand on the stairs please?
35:21Oh shit, oh shit, there's a lot of people going home tonight I think.
35:32It's the end, who makes sense of this pain.
35:40Villa veterans, tonight you'll pick someone to couple up with.
35:49Ross, please stand up.
35:57Who would you like to couple up with, and why?
36:01Do we have to couple up with someone on the stairs?
36:03No, you can couple up with who you like.
36:06Anyone, right?
36:07Anyone.
36:09Love you Ross girl.
36:11So who will it be Ross?
36:13I'd like to couple up with this girl because she's absolutely gorgeous.
36:18She's made my time in here really, really enjoyable.
36:21So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
36:25Sharn.
36:26Sharn.
36:27Hey!
36:28Go on here baby.
36:31Hello.
36:32Hi.
36:33Sharn.
36:34Hey.
36:35And Ross.
36:36It's been a long time coming.
36:41It has been a very long time coming so...
36:43How does it feel?
36:44Excited?
36:45Good.
36:46This feels good.
36:47This feels familiar.
36:48Feels really good.
36:49Yeah.
36:50Well Sharn and Ross, finally, you're officially a couple.
36:53Jotham.
36:54Which girl would you like to couple up with, and why?
37:08I'd like to couple up with this girl because I think from the start it's been even a surprise
37:16for me how well we've got along, and you know I'm also excited to get to know her more.
37:23So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
37:29Jade.
37:30You can run it from me.
37:33Oh, what you're finding in me.
37:38Oh, you can run it from me.
37:41Oh, you can run it from me.
37:45Jade, that must be lovely to hear.
37:48It is.
37:49Yeah?
37:50It is, yeah.
37:51You were nervous?
37:52A little bit, yeah.
37:53Yeah?
37:54Mm-hmm.
37:55Jotham, was that tricky?
37:56Um, you know, I've wanted to be respectful in here, not rub anything in the face, but
38:02I think, you know, I've been very happy.
38:06He's like that with everyone, babe.
38:10Well, Jade and Jotham, you're officially a couple.
38:14Yana?
38:15Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
38:25I would like to couple up with this boy because we have had a very rocky time in here, the
38:31both of us.
38:32And I think, with all the ups and downs, it's making us become stronger.
38:38And I can't believe I'm up here saving his ass again.
38:42But the boy that I would like to couple up with is Kai.
38:49What a do, baby.
38:50Oh.
38:51Kai.
38:52Things move fast in this villa, don't they?
38:56Because last time I was standing here, about what, 24 hours ago?
38:57I did not see this coming at all.
38:58Fair enough.
38:59Has he been groveling?
39:00Yeah.
39:01Yeah.
39:02Yeah.
39:03He's definitely been showing me a lot of good signs and I think that that test really helped
39:08him take a look in the mirror.
39:09Okay.
39:10Well, Yana and Kai, once again, you're officially a couple.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:12Mm-hmm.
39:13Gabby.
39:1424 hours ago?
39:16I did not see this coming at all.
39:19Has he been groveling?
39:21Yeah.
39:23He's definitely been showing me a lot of good signs
39:27and I think that that test really helped him take a look in the mirror.
39:32OK.
39:34Well, Yana and Kai, once again, you're officially a couple.
39:41Gabby?
39:45Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:51I would like to couple up with this boy because I think at the start
39:56I thought it was just a little bit of temptation
39:59and after some time spent together
40:04I think there's a lot more to it than just temptation.
40:09So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
40:12Will you give up or will I?
40:17Dylan.
40:18Dylan.
40:29Dylan.
40:30Does it get easier, Stanley?
40:32No.
40:33No.
40:34And Gabby?
40:36I mean, I know it's new.
40:37Was that hard for you?
40:39I mean, babes, divorce is a thing in here.
40:43And just, like, shit moves quickly.
40:46I'm sorry you had to see me like that last night.
40:48That's all right.
40:49Gabby and Dylan, you're officially a couple.
40:54Mick.
40:55Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
41:04I would like to couple up with this girl because I think we got off to a bit of a shaky start
41:18but I feel like over the last little bit we've been able to get to know each other a little bit better.
41:24There's been a bit of a connection there and a spark that I didn't know was possible
41:28and I think it surprised me a little bit.
41:30I also think this girl is very beautiful and she makes me smile
41:37and I feel, you know, a nice connection brewing there.
41:43So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
41:45Mick recently kissed Boston but spent the last 24 hours getting to know Emma.
42:10He must now choose which girl he'd like to couple up with.
42:14So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
42:21I should have known you would break me.
42:26Emma.
42:39Oh, fucking dog.
42:40Oh, so Mick.
42:47Was that an easy pick for you?
42:51Obviously that was probably the hardest pick I've ever made in my life, I think, to be honest.
42:55Really?
42:55Get over it, mate.
42:57Fuck.
42:57I'm talking Boston.
42:58I feel like obviously I have that connection with Boston and it's been there a long time
43:07and I feel like I'm finding it difficult to, you know, look past kind of being friends
43:12and I think that's why I chose Emma and I feel like we just really got along
43:17and I had a good day today and it's her birthday and I want to grant her a nice wish.
43:23I think that's all bullshit.
43:26You've like chatted to every single mom in here.
43:28I've had no connection because you don't want to open up.
43:30You opened up to me last night and now you've got a new girl today.
43:33Yeah, but you did change your tone today as well, Boston, to be fair.
43:35And I feel like you...
43:36You treat people like shit in here and everyone fucking knows it.
43:38and I think I'm the only one who calls you out and you don't like it.
43:41That's why.
43:42Maybe I know it.
43:42Maybe that's why I didn't beat you.
43:43And you know it.
43:44Can I please continue?
43:45Don't even try it.
43:48Period.
43:49Period.
43:49Anyway.
43:50Can I finish?
43:50You're a dickhead.
43:51Period.
43:52Okay.
43:53Yeah.
43:53And all our friends at home fucking know it.
44:03So, happy birthday, Emma.
44:08Well, Emma and Mick, you're officially a couple.
44:20Villa veterans, you've all coupled up.
44:24But your job is not over.
44:32There are six islanders still on the stairs.
44:35And the six of you
44:38need to save one of them.
44:48Whoever you save
44:50will then choose someone to couple up with.
44:54Which of them deserves a place in the villa?
44:59Huddle up
44:59and make your decision.
45:02Thanks, guys.
45:03Fuckin' hell.
45:11Fuck, hang on.
45:11Let's just calculate.
45:13It's a tough one.
45:14Yeah, I'm kind of in between.
45:17I think she's the best pick.
45:18Fuck, no.
45:19Yeah, she's just like genuinely looking for love.
45:22And she's way open.
45:23Everyone's standing on the stairs.
45:26Yeah.
45:27You're okay, yeah.
45:27Gabby, please stand up.
45:46Please tell us which islander you'd like to save tonight.
45:56We've decided to save this person
45:59because we believe they genuinely are here to find love
46:03and have been super open in here, raw and genuine.
46:12So the person we would like to save tonight is...
46:16And this one day is all that we are
46:20And this one day is all that we are
46:22And this one day is new
46:26Tea.
46:28Fuck.
46:31You're fine.
46:32You're fine.
46:32You deserve it.
46:34Oh, Tamara.
46:35You can come over to the fire pit.
46:37Tamara, it must feel pretty special to hear your name.
46:53It's definitely overwhelming.
46:57I feel like everyone up there deserves to be here,
46:59so it's a huge privilege for them to say my name.
47:02I know how hard that was.
47:03Well, you're safe.
47:06And you're about to make somebody else safe.
47:08Oh, girl, please.
47:11Please stand up.
47:18Which boy would you like to couple up with?
47:21And why?
47:22That's my endless whispering
47:23Feels so cold to me
47:26I would like to couple up with this boy because
47:32We have had a growing connection
47:35Since we've come in here
47:37We had some rocky times, some hard times
47:41And I think that we've shown that we can
47:44Move through that and grow through that
47:47So the boy I would like to couple up with is
47:52Mateo
47:55I feel like I could hear your heart beating
48:10Yeah, I was going through the roof, I'm not going to lie
48:13Well, Tamara and Mateo
48:15You're still in the villa
48:16And you're officially a couple
48:19Sweet
48:20Thank you
48:21Boston, Bailey, Mia
48:26And Alex
48:28Can you step forward, please?
48:37You already know that tonight is a dumping
48:40What you don't know
48:44Is how many are being dumped
48:47I'm sorry, guys
48:51It's all of you
48:53When you leave
48:54When you leave
48:55When you're leaving
48:56You leave a whole lot of nothing
49:00Bailey, is there anything you want to say?
49:04It was a lovely experience
49:05Short-lived, but
49:06You're all legends
49:08Um, yeah
49:10Grateful to have met all of you
49:11Oh my gosh
49:12Mia
49:13I learnt so much about myself in here
49:18And I love you guys so much
49:21Yeah, um
49:23Unreal experience
49:24It's been a pleasure
49:25Honestly
49:26Yeah, so much love for all of you
49:27Can't wait to see you soon
49:29Boston
49:31I'm grateful for all of you
49:34Except maybe Mick
49:36Because absolutely
49:37Fuck yourself
49:38You're a liar, game player
49:41And we all see it
49:42You have good words
49:46Thanks
49:47You have 30 minutes to say your goodbyes
49:52And then it'll be time to leave the villa
49:55The rest of you
49:57I'll see you very soon
50:00Night
50:01Thanks, sir
50:02Goodnight
50:02Bye, sir
50:02Arche
50:21What are you doing?
50:24What did you do, baby?
50:26Do you want me to flock
50:26Fuck
50:28I love God
50:29Thanks for your hands, että ty
50:31yeah it all comes to an end yeah i'm sorry that's right i did like being a couple with you yeah
50:44that's such bullshit
50:49we need to talk first because that sorry we did so well poof
50:53if he actually tries to talk to me i swear to god the man is a game player a liar
51:09i think the man needs to be humbled so i hope the girls here humble him
51:13we will not be friends on the outside pleasure to meet you very well but i wish him the best
51:17i don't even think i can like talk about what just happened with any of them
51:23no it's not real i'm sorry love tomorrow that's my girl but picking mateo you guys don't even like
51:28each other it kind of just sucks knowing that they've been saved when they both know they're
51:32not really into each other i just don't really understand that but i think they've known tea
51:36for longer and they saved her for that reason the others didn't have connections and you have been
51:41so genuine and so open and so everything since being in here and we all saw that and obviously
51:46we know things a bit rocky with mateo but we know that you will open yourself up to anything
51:51that you can yeah i love you love you the group deciding to save me tonight was a huge shock
51:59but it was the best feeling in the whole entire world that'll be a tough decision though out of you
52:06guys fucked that would have been fucked man it would have been a hard decision for all of them
52:12so i gotta respect it me and mia have been going very strong these last couple of days so we can
52:18still explore that on the outside but i've only been up a few hours i'm sorry mia doll i'm sorry
52:29do you want to borrow me or no i'm sorry no really i am but i feel like a dead flower
52:41i feel like i deserved a chance
52:43i really wanted to find a connection and i didn't get to do that so that sucks
52:54maybe i should settle this i'm sorry hubby where's bossy she's in the bathroom
53:09she's pissed yeah when they told you to a lot of years to figure it out i guess
53:15i don't know how to hurt her because it's like if i didn't pick her she's gonna hurt her later
53:32exactly
53:32i don't know how to hurt her later exactly
53:36i don't even try
53:38but either way i was gonna hurt it because it's like
53:42if i didn't pick her she's gonna hurt her later exactly
53:45i mean i've got to do what's right for me and i feel like i made the right decision here
53:49i mean for bailey only got like 24 hours in here that's actually crazy bro
53:54he's on the flight for longer than he was in the villa
53:57hey i hit you up for some training yeah you can go easy man you can train that together
54:03strength conditioning sinus health
54:05that's a wrap guys thanks for having me love it on australia season seven peace
54:17it's all what it does
54:20no way to fight once it takes hope the feeling strikes like
54:25bye bye
54:30bye hubby love you darling
54:33nice meeting you nice to meet you i'll see you man you're looking after me
54:37you know i like you and i apologize for anything i didn't say okay
54:40ended together lives together i can i did good women's so good
54:47is he not even gonna walk down i don't know why i'm
54:49boston you didn't say bye go yourself mech seriously
54:53no seriously you know i love you mate like you're being
54:56frowny enjoy your screen time we're not friends anymore you're wild
54:59oh i'm so glad i had you in here it was good to have a little another little girl in here
55:10who understands from day one me and i clicked i think me being a plumber her being a sparky
55:17and yeah i'm gonna miss having my little tradie chick around
55:22well we all fucking hate each other as girls
55:24yeah
55:24yeah
55:24yeah
55:25yeah
55:25yeah
55:25yeah
55:25yeah
55:26yeah
55:27yeah
55:27yeah
55:27yeah
55:28love you all
55:29love you
55:29yeah
55:29you're all hot as fuck except me
55:31yeah
55:31love you guys
55:36good morning sunshine i love you
55:39good morning sunshine i love you
55:40good morning sunshine
55:41you could be the enemy
55:44see you on the outside boston
55:45time has come from the end
55:58mic is the biggest game player and like almost had me fooled i think i was questioning
56:03every day if he was being truthful or not and that decision by him proved it
56:08i've stayed true to who i am i've been authentic came in on smoke left on smoke
56:13no regrets at all
56:19it is what it is uh everyone's time in here comes to an end i walked in the villa with a smile
56:24i'm leaving him a smile so that's been unreal
56:26i've been dumped from the villa i wish i flicked mic earlier i think me and jotham probably would have
56:38got along really well if gabby wasn't always in the way but you know i think they made the right
56:43decision for themselves which is always the right decision so disappointed that i didn't get i
56:51really didn't get a chance to to sink my teeth in at all didn't get to do anything really
56:55hopefully i don't look like too much of a fuckwood on television and uh yeah the rest is the rest of the
57:06that's what does help out what the hell is sinus health moon
57:13why am i wearing 3d glasses do you ask well one because it's funny duh and two because next time
57:30is movie night next time
57:36we crown mr sublime oh my god the budgie smugglers the oil the body i couldn't get my eyes off it
57:47zero
57:49damn yo what what's with these names kai hard kai and i have really tried to push past hotel
57:55them all but i think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface movie night begins
58:02gabby thinks she's in the kardashians bro exactly that's what i'm that's what i'm saying bro it's
58:07gabby kardashian except like from wish if you guys think i'm here for clout i've already got the
58:12clap back home just so you know sinners exposed dylan's not here for the right reasons every single
58:19person and he knows that and secrets revealed i'm already cringing for this and watch me do this
58:28all over again i'm like babe you should have dropped him like fly on the first day seriously i wouldn't
58:34have done this on the outside we're not on the outside that's why i stayed with you bro that's why
58:39we're still doing this right now i didn't know that was said don't want to play the role enough to
58:43be together i need my popcorn baby
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