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Love Island Australia S7 EP 23
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00:00Because I'm going on
00:06Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10No one's gonna be a maiden here now after a hotel amore there was yelling. We said we were open Yana
00:18We're open, but there's boundaries
00:22How do you do that like how do you literally turn your emotions off for a girl and you're in bed the next night with another girl like
00:28That is crazy to me
00:30Squabbling you have not looked in my direction all day. What do you want me to do? Acknowledge that I exist
00:42Singing but tomorrow is
00:46Beautiful new day
00:50Maybe stick to omelets make
00:58In the ashes of hotel amore. I think you're hot and you're confident. I think kind of fun too new sparks Kindle
01:08We can make you some crepes. I'd love that. Perfect. Yeah, that'd be so cute
01:13The sweet chop is crazy bro
01:17Will old flames reignite it has made me realize I don't want anyone else and I do
01:24Generally just one year you're literally stepping on thin ice
01:31I'm gonna be honest
01:33This feel like is a mess that will change the villa
01:39Tonight it will be cleaned up
01:43Until the next fire pit anyway
01:54It's a brand new day and while most of the islanders had a lovely sleep full of cuddles one sad islander slept solo on the couch
02:17Good morning sunshine. Good morning. Not you Dylan waking up to the villa again feels like home
02:23It's just as I left. How do you feel after yesterday. I feel good. Yeah
02:29Yeah, babe, I like this. I'm always positive girl like last night. It's like really out of characters me
02:35Obviously Gabby this morning had a complete new mindset this morning. I was like are you okay? You feel okay?
02:39She must be back to her normal self if that is a normal self. I don't want to be ever sleep on this couch ever again
02:44No, I was just not for Dylan
02:53He kept trying to hug me hey, how can you go from like hugging up with one girl to them thinking that I'm gonna give you hugs
03:02After all that disrespect morning Dylan. Good morning. How'd you sleep? Yeah? Yeah?
03:08Yeah
03:13Yeah, last night was great. It was just a nice sweet night out
03:17Hotel and more bubbles still here. Good the spirits are high. That's good. That's that's what matters. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it babes
03:38It's fucking embarrassing. Yeah
03:44Back in here to love you, too
03:46I do think I really need to dig myself out of a pool-sized hole
03:51Yeah, I think it's the the biggest hole of dug in here yet. I just want to say that
03:57Obviously, I'm sorry again, and I've got no grammar stand on but I do just want to
04:02Tell you that like it has made me realize I don't want anyone else and I do generally just want you
04:10Like I'm not letting such shit slide anymore car
04:13Yeah, I've done that so many fucking times before we came in here
04:17We told each other we weren't going to do tip-for-tat and what have you done?
04:20You've done exactly what we said we weren't going to do
04:22Yeah, and I have learned from that it has generally made me realize that what I don't want to lose and you have grown in here
04:30And I obviously didn't take that into consideration
04:33I have really shot myself in the foot and all I want to do is make that right
04:41That was nice to hear
04:45Kai is saying all the right things but at the end of the day actions speak louder than words
04:52This isn't me forgiving you, but
04:54I'm gonna let you try prove yourself, but you're literally stepping on thin ice like that's all I want is to
05:03You know try and fix this so
05:06Well
05:07Yeah, we'll see how today goes this is going to be a process, but yeah, like I said actions speak louder than words
05:15So let's see what you got Kaisa
05:17Gabby told Dylan she felt much better waking up this morning, which is great, but was also 20 minutes ago, so who knows?
05:36Hey, can I come hang out?
05:38I was asked if anyone wanted to come to the pool and everyone's fucking laughing
05:43What?
05:43Gabby?
05:44No, because everyone's joking around being like, oh, she's got no meaning now she doesn't like
05:47Oh, bullshit don't think like that
05:50You've got talent
05:51Oh, Gabby
05:53I'm just feeling like worse and worse as time's going on
05:58It's alright, everything happens for a reason and you remember that
06:02I'm not really a great consoler, I don't know what to say, I kind of just freeze up
06:14Bro, he fucking hurt me
06:17Everyone's just acting like everything's all good
06:18Like I just feel so fucking like played and used and embarrassed
06:23And just like lied to and like one thing about me is like I would never fucking lie to anyone
06:28Like I'm just as fucking real as it gets and honest as it gets
06:33My thoughts on Gabby have kind of been like this, sometimes there's moments where I'm like she's a real one
06:38She keeps a 100 and then other times I'm like that was really dramatic
06:43Now my makeup's fucked
06:46Just go talk to Dylan, Dylan will want to get to know you, he thinks you're funny
06:50Yeah, I just feel like embarrassed that I'm just like
06:52Don't pretend you're not crying
06:54Yeah
06:55And you pull it together
06:58Hi, Dylan
07:00Hi
07:01Hello, Dylan
07:01Hey
07:03Well done Gabby, he won't suspect a thing
07:10While Gabby goes to rehydrate so she can cry some more, new bomb Emma takes a seat by Mateo, who's cooled off with Tamara
07:17This is your chance, Mateo, maybe start with some light-hearted chit-chat, you know, nothing too heavy
07:22What are your parents like, any mummy or daddy issues or...
07:25No, I had a good relationship with my dad growing up
07:27Oh good, good to hear
07:28Um, I was daddy's little girl, he used to take me fishing when I was really little
07:31Is that where you liked it?
07:32Yeah, that's where I get it from
07:33Well we grew up on like 200 acres near the beach
07:37Yep
07:37Had cows, lots of chickens
07:39Yep
07:40It's a very nice upbringing
07:42I just can't talk to her now because he just like, he just hogs the girls
07:50What's the biggest thing that you fear?
07:52Probably not finding a husband is
07:54Up there, okay
07:55Yeah
07:56Why don't you just go to me?
07:57Can I talk to you?
07:58A girl doesn't want nonchalant, bro
08:01I'm not nonchalant, bro
08:02Yes, you fucking are
08:03No, I'm just cool
08:04Oh my god
08:05I feel like I get a little bit nervous talking to girls
08:07They may call me the womaniser but every time it's a little daunting, you know
08:11A new girl comes in the villa, you gotta put your game on, you gotta get to work
08:15Is there any room for me on there?
08:18Invite the lady on to the flamingo
08:22I feel like I want to get to know Emma, uh, definitely a bit better
08:25She was giving me the eyes last night from the couch
08:28I was peeping up a little bit, she's looking at me, it's her birthday today
08:32What's it like?
08:33Huh?
08:35It's fine
08:36I'll sit down
08:39That was easy
08:40I'm in the books
08:42Well, I mean, what have you done?
08:43What haven't I done?
08:45Well, how are you going to raise the ball?
08:48Um, you know, talk a bit, make you miss me
08:51Talk a bit more
08:51That's what I'm trying to do
08:53Really?
08:53Yeah
08:54I'm going my game
08:56Hey, I'm all for a New Zealand girl
08:58I just think Kiwi girls have a little special magic touch in my heart
09:01You had, I was thinking about this one for like 20 minutes
09:05That whole gym session you were like, what can I ask?
09:07What about them?
09:09Just have to get a bit of a pom-pom
09:10Yeah, before you talk to me
09:15Oh my god, not bad
09:16What do you mean?
09:17I'm on skates, on skates
09:19Nah
09:20Wow
09:20Yeah, pretty big enough
09:21I'm done
09:22What are you laughing at, mate?
09:23I'm beginning yours
09:26I'm working on this
09:26Nick, he's funny, he dishes it, he can take it
09:30And obviously I can take it as well
09:32So, it works
09:34There's something about the way I feel when I'm with you
09:39I can't explain it's all the little things you do
09:43What the bottles
09:48What the bottles
09:49What the bottles
09:51Look at him trying to be a good boy
09:53No
09:54But, like
09:55Let him cook
09:56Let him cook
09:57Aww, that's sweet, Kai
09:59Making an effort to be a team player and a more considerate person
10:03Could you maybe work on the mumbling a little too?
10:05Thank you Kai. Kai's definitely trying to prove himself to not just me but also the whole
10:15villa which is a green flag for me at this stage but you know taking it taking baby steps at this
10:24point. Look I only want the best for you at the end of the day and I do just want you to be happy
10:31and I'm sorry again I can't really say that enough but I do really want to see where this can go.
10:38The only thing I want to do is make things right with yarns. It is definitely a heartfelt apology
10:43and I really do mean it. You're really fucking killing me. You look beautiful.
10:50He knows the weight of my heart and giving me compliments like that is making him creep one
11:04step closer. Give me a nice little massage. I could do with that actually with all the stress you put me
11:10through. Yeah. The up and down emotions. That time you do something nice to me. Just booking a time.
11:17You can tell me when you want to give me a massage and I'll tell you whether it fits in with my
11:21schedule. Look I've had that test in here and obviously I failed but it's definitely made me
11:30realise what I'm losing and what I don't want to lose.
11:39Sorry people. As you should be.
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12:15The mood is high in the villa. People are having fun, they're working out, endorphins are flowing and
12:31after a bumpy morning even Gabby has come round and decided to embrace a more positive outlook.
12:37He sits there like a fucking Muppet and just fucking doesn't say shit. Muppet.
12:42Fucking small cock shrimp dick mate. It's all. Like literal micropenis.
12:48Excuse me Gabby, having a micropenis is nothing to be ashamed about. It's not the wand,
12:53it's the wizard. Isn't that right Boston? That's right Owen. Thank you. Anyway Mateo, change the subject.
12:59Do you want to name him? Who? The fucking flamingo. Oh. Let's name him together. Is he named already?
13:07No, I don't think so. Is he not? What are we naming him? Do we start him with T or M?
13:14Wait, wait. Oh, it's a flamingo. It's gotta be F right? It's giving Ferdinand. What? Ferdinand.
13:21Ferdinand. Ferdinand. Ferdinand. Ferdinand. Ferdinand. What kind of a Spanish flamingo is called?
13:25Ferdinand. Yeah, true. He has to be. Fernando. Oh, Fernando could work actually.
13:36You tell him Pinky, you're a giant. Elsewhere, a certain Irishman is also making giant moves.
13:42Gab, should I go for a chat? Yeah.
13:44Hey, yo. Okay, love ya.
13:46Bye. You all right? Yeah, how was your workout?
13:53As good as it can be. Wait, did you just jump in the pool?
13:56Nah, I showered. Oh. Sorry.
13:59Just a bit to take off the edge a bit. I just, yeah, just something to take the edge off.
14:03I just had to feel it. It was right there. I mean, feel whatever you want.
14:08Thanks for giving me permission. Yeah, you have permission now, okay?
14:10Okay. You sign the slip, sign the waiver form. Yeah, vice versa.
14:12Oh yeah? Yeah. Damn, already? I didn't sign it.
14:15Babe, I give you permission. Right now. Right here. Damn. Damn. Shit, she bad.
14:22How are you feeling today? Yeah, nah, I feel good. I mean, like, yeah, just like,
14:27lots of up and down emotions in here, but, yeah, how are you feeling?
14:30Good, good. Um, obviously now it's getting to the stage where I go around and speak to people.
14:36Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to waste my time speaking to people that I know that I'm not going to be
14:39interested in. Yeah. I'm interested in getting to know them. Yeah.
14:42Um, so with you, with you, you surprise me. Yeah.
14:46Because the whole masculine thing, the start, you know, the body thing, but I feel like you're actually
14:50a softie. I just naturally put my walls up. Like, I'm always like that with guys at first. Like,
14:54I'm very standoffish. I think you kind of have to sometimes have that outer shell,
14:57especially if you've been through things. Like, I've been through things and it makes that wall.
15:01A hundred percent. But then, like, once I do, yeah, I'm just like. Mush. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the same.
15:06It's just one big soft shell taco. She's a very interesting woman. Like, it's, it's funny how
15:11sometimes you do judge, uh, book by discover and, you know, make your own assumptions straight away,
15:16but she's actually a really nice girl and like really down to earth. I think you're hot and you're
15:20confident. Thank you. I think kind of fun too. Very fun. I am surprised to be honest. Like,
15:25when I met you the other day, like, I was like, yeah, he's hot. Like, he's trouble. He's this,
15:28that, but like, yeah, actually just like genuine. I genuinely feel like I could, like,
15:32actually just talk to you for hours. I'm definitely excited to get to know more about, um, Gabby
15:42and get to know more about that softer side and peel back that skin a little bit more because I feel
15:47like there's a lot of unknown territory still there. Um, so yeah, I'm definitely excited to dig a bit deeper.
15:53I'm not like keen on anyone in here, but you, so I'll put my ego aside and like pull you.
15:59Hey, interesting. She's sad. Damn, it's a new, uh, it's a new gubs, huh?
16:04Yeah, I mean, like growth every day in here.
16:10At the last fire pit, Mick was one of four people left single, with Sophie warning that
16:25further dumpings were coming. Having shared a kiss with Boston last night, this could be the moment
16:30he finally mans up and gives her all his attention. Can I offer you something?
16:36Right after he's done flirting with Emma. You can make me a little birthday treat.
16:40Maybe later tonight you can have a present. Um, in bed.
16:44Is that me and you picking me? What? You said it, not me.
16:47I can make you some crepes. I would love that. Perfect. Yeah, that'd be so cute.
16:54I've heard a lot of chat about love languages in here, and I feel like the only real love language is me in the
16:58kitchen cooking for a beautiful lady, and she sits back, relaxes, and I can just flirt my magic.
17:06I mean, like, I don't really want to go. Oops. What's your favourite thing about yourself?
17:11I feel like there's no humble way to answer that question.
17:15I wasn't asking for humble. I like the fact that I'm relaxed, very chill.
17:19Not last night. You came in fucking storming. Caught some drama yesterday.
17:22Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, look at you. You're in luck.
17:26It's all right for now. Till one of us gets sick.
17:30Is that normally happen to you? Sometimes.
17:32It's happened four times to me. Yeah, I know.
17:35This time lucky? Just now? Yeah, definitely. Like, what gives you the heck?
17:43Attractive-wise, when people don't have nice teeth.
17:47Same. Yeah, you pass.
17:49So I'm just trying to make these crepes and all I can feel is knives in the back of me from Boston's eyes,
17:59but jealousy's not hot on a girl. How's my guacamole? Shit.
18:04What rhymes this shit? Mick.
18:11Mick and I were vibing last night, but today is just a different vibe.
18:14I know where you've been and everything you've done.
18:18The way he, like, treats me as if I don't exist is just so dumb and it's so boring.
18:23Literally, they do look real good. They look so thin.
18:25Let's go to sleep. Mick, Mick.
18:27Mick, Mick.
18:32Sorry?
18:33I know, no, no, no.
18:35I know, are we... It's been seven. It's been seven minutes.
18:38Mate, like, don't embarrass me. No.
18:39Especially because last night you guys were, like...
18:42The sweet choppy's crazy, bro. Why is he just supposed to not own that though?
18:46He doesn't know what the fuck he wants and he just wants attention.
18:48That's literally all he wants. He doesn't want a girlfriend.
18:50I know that you'd love to dispense with me. Oh, oh, girls, I'm cramping your skin.
18:57You've outdone yourself, Mickie? Yeah.
18:59Yeah, I'm right. Yeah.
19:00Yeah, I'm like, the book's down.
19:04That's a lick of both fools. Yeah.
19:06I literally look at Jocelyn and I'm like, you disgust me.
19:08Where is my friend out?
19:16I love jealous women.
19:17It's my favourite chain.
19:18If you think I'm jealous, you got me all fucking wrong.
19:20It's embarrassing. What do you mean?
19:21You're embarrassing yourself, Mick.
19:22Oh, bum. Yeah, I'm bum.
19:24You've been a little girl.
19:27How's being on to the next bum?
19:29Huh? What am I meant to do here?
19:32Like, I don't get it.
19:33I said I was going to talk to both people and that's what I've been doing.
19:36What's the issue? What am I meant to do?
19:38There's no issue.
19:39There is an issue because you're going around whispering, like, and doing little,
19:43you know, he's done this, he's doing this.
19:45Cut the attitude.
19:46I literally have no, do I have attitude?
19:49Your middle name is attitude.
19:50It's actually Louise.
19:51Boston, attitude, Louise.
19:53Get out my face, you're blocking the sun.
19:55I feel like I'm bored of him and I just don't think he's an actual man.
19:59I can't win.
20:00What?
20:02How can you be, like, pecking me yesterday and all over me and then, like, absolutely nothing today?
20:06I think that's whack.
20:07You know that everything ends with me because I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
20:15I'm just always a bad guy.
20:16You can't win.
20:17You can't win.
20:18But now she's angry.
20:18I'm like, what do you want me to do, mate?
20:20Who?
20:20Boston.
20:21Oh.
20:21Yeah.
20:22Well, dude, I mean, you were pretty close to her last night.
20:24Now you're cooking the new bird pancakes.
20:25I'm talking to the new person because that's what I'm meant to do.
20:29Okay.
20:30I didn't come in here to be miserable with one girl and just stick it out the whole time
20:34and be happily ever after and pretend everything was all good.
20:37I came here to find the right girl and the right connections.
20:39They think I'm playing a game now.
20:41I'm like, where's the fucking game, mate?
20:43Here's the game.
20:44The game is, she's a new single bombshell.
20:46She gets to pick someone.
20:46If she picks you, your ass is saved.
20:48Exactly.
20:49Well, that's the game.
20:50I mean, I'm just doing my thing, you know?
20:53Everything is I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
21:01Coming up, the most dramatic dumping yet.
21:06This filler is a mess.
21:08But just how many will go?
21:12Far out.
21:13Oh, girl, please.
21:25The boys have been busy writing love poems for the girls and it's going well.
21:29Kai, what's the first line of your poem to Yana?
21:32I need some work.
21:36Alex, where you going?
21:37Do you know I've licked my own dick before?
21:39Wow, how romantic.
21:42Really good.
21:43They were good, right, Mick?
21:45Yeah.
21:46But you love, like, the city life, right?
21:47City life?
21:48Yeah.
21:49You get that vibe?
21:50Hey, I need your help.
21:53What?
21:53You're gonna help me?
21:54This morning, Yana didn't really want to talk to me.
21:58I'm still very off me, so I'm on a mission to win Yana back.
22:02Oh, what's the plan?
22:03I'm gonna go in the nook.
22:04I'm gonna pull those cushions up, light towels on it, and then massage her in there.
22:08Oh, it looks a great spot.
22:09It's called Operation Pigeon.
22:12Do you want to lie under the tree?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Stop looking at me.
22:16Stop staring at me.
22:20Oh, sleep.
22:22It's go time.
22:22Oh, go time.
22:23I'm ready.
22:24When I create in the kitchen, I want to create an experience for someone, and obviously Kai's made
22:28some very poor decisions in the last 24 to 48 hours.
22:31So we need to work out how can we sweeten Yana's perspective on Kai.
22:36In an ideal world, mate.
22:38We can make a little French omelette, bro.
22:39Mate.
22:40It might just be a fruit pile, Bella.
22:41What?
22:41You don't like omelettes?
22:43Brother.
22:44What?
22:44Strawberries?
22:45Yeah, strawberries.
22:46Look, look.
22:46Oh, there's raspberries.
22:47I think that's an orange.
22:50That's an orange, yeah.
22:51We all know what it feels like to be in a doghouse, so when a mate calls,
22:55you answer that phone and you do whatever he asks.
23:06Can you help?
23:07Wait, how do you do a love heart?
23:08I think you need more raspberries.
23:09How is it me of all people that's been roped into helping Kai when Yana back?
23:23Kai's a chippy.
23:24He builds houses.
23:25He works with timber, so he knows how to construct something, but he doesn't really understand the
23:28feng shui and the energy of a space, so that's where I come in.
23:32Actually, grab those flat ones.
23:33The flat ones, the flat ones, yeah.
23:37That's got to be calmery, bro.
23:38We're going for a feng shui of, baby, I'm so fucking sorry, and please forgive me,
23:43it'll never happen again.
23:45Kai, this is going to work a tree, mate.
23:48And the fact that you've done nothing is even better.
23:51Am I going to go place it over there for you too, or?
23:53Oh, fuck.
23:54Yeah, you're welcome.
23:54Go get her.
23:55Mick, in Kai's defence, he was busy finishing his love poem for Yana that he was working on,
24:00and he's going to drop it now.
24:02A side of Kai we've never seen before.
24:05This is going to blow everyone away.
24:07Oi, Yans.
24:09Ten out of ten, pal.
24:11Eight hours well spent.
24:12Yans.
24:14I think, I think...
24:16Hold up.
24:17Black tape's easier to get rid of.
24:19I like your little text.
24:20What's that?
24:20Was that your ex's name?
24:22Nah, it's Majin, like, from Dragon Balls, eh?
24:25Yes.
24:25Do you like Spider-Man?
24:26Hence why I'm so jacked.
24:27Are you a gamer?
24:28Oi, Yans.
24:28Do you like Spider-Man?
24:30Yeah, I like Spider-Man.
24:31I actually like spiders.
24:35Ba-pow.
24:38There's a Blink lyrics.
24:40Blink-182?
24:40Mm-hmm.
24:41Is that?
24:41It's a band from...
24:42You don't know what Blink-182 is?
24:43You know what Travis Barker is?
24:44Babe, I don't know what anyone is, get real.
24:46She didn't know Pamela Anderson.
24:47Right.
24:48What?
24:48No, I know the name.
24:49Damn, Pam's the one.
24:50Damn, Pam's the one.
24:51Yep.
24:52Okay, pal, the love poem did not work.
24:55So maybe try a different approach.
24:58Oi, Yans.
25:00Never mind.
25:00What do you want?
25:01I'm just calling her up.
25:02I don't know.
25:02What do you want?
25:04You want to come for chat?
25:06What's happening?
25:06Is that chocolate, mint chocolate?
25:16Oh, my God, Kai, what the hell?
25:18The massage session.
25:20This is so romantic.
25:23He's got flowers, he's got strawberries and melted chocolate,
25:27which is my favourite.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:29I love love.
25:31All right, let me put a bikini on.
25:33This is a very big thing for Kai.
25:35I can't remember the last time he would have done something like this.
25:39Feet.
25:44So, yeah, I definitely feel very special.
25:47This is definitely another little step up the ladder for him.
25:51All right, this is really yummy.
25:53You just, um, like, then look beautiful, you know, as always.
25:57Mm-hmm.
26:00Look, I do really want Yana to understand that I do care
26:04and I want to make an effort for her.
26:06So, I'm definitely trying to pull out all the stops.
26:10The sun always shines after the storm.
26:15That's it, isn't it?
26:17I am so.
26:20Something nice.
26:22Yeah.
26:22He knows how to use his hands, that's for sure.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Yeah.
26:30Good.
26:31Good.
26:38Thanks for accepting my massage.
26:40Thanks for, thanks for the massage.
26:45Hmm.
26:46I know that this is no turning point yet and I still have to do a lot of grinding here
26:53and, um, treating her right.
27:00But for today, I do think we're on the right track to getting somewhere and, um, yeah,
27:05I'm stoked that she's happy.
27:07Don't get too excited, buddy.
27:08Look at this baby, so cheesy.
27:15Operation Pigeon Ball is definitely a success.
27:18Oh, look at her.
27:20You're glowing.
27:22So, Kai's going to get to the top of Mount Everest and I feel like we've just left base camp
27:26after this massage.
27:28Thank you, everyone.
27:29Bare minimum.
27:30Bare motherfucking minimum.
27:32Bare minimum.
27:34That's what I call my micropenis.
27:36Hey, buddy.
27:36I'm coming.
27:38Anyway, as the night falls, the tensions rise.
27:58That's Y2K.
27:59That's so Y2K, bruh.
28:01Yeah.
28:02I don't know about no shirt underneath.
28:04Nah, you have to pull the no shirt.
28:05Shad's fucking, why not?
28:06We're in, forget it, we're off stuff.
28:13Don't worry, I've got one tape on me.
28:15Listen, I have to go one tape, and they all grin and go, oh.
28:21Do I look good?
28:23I mean, I wouldn't be right, but.
28:25I'm kind of nervous.
28:37Yeah.
28:38I mean, it's just crazy that we've had one night in here and we can go fucking home.
28:43I feel like I need to do like a manifestation to the villa.
28:47Oh, yeah.
28:48Should we do one?
28:49Be a witch.
28:53Dear Villa God.
28:55Dear Villa Gods.
28:56We are trusting you.
28:57I'm trusting you.
28:58To keep the Kiwi baddies.
29:00To keep the baddies.
29:01In the villa.
29:01In the villa.
29:02I want to have cuddles with Jotham tonight.
29:05And I want to have cuddles with Mekki.
29:07So, please.
29:08Please.
29:09Please.
29:09Please.
29:10Please.
29:11Please.
29:11Please.
29:12I'm in.
29:12I'm in it.
29:14I'm in it.
29:31Let's go.
29:32Woo.
29:33Some tasty beers.
29:34Let's go, girls.
29:35I'm great.
29:37Young brother.
29:38Young brother.
29:39Young brother.
29:41Oh.
29:42You look good.
29:45You look good, too.
29:46You look good.
29:47Fire.
29:50All right, everyone.
29:51It's been a hectic 24 hours.
29:53But now that the dust has settled,
29:56we can all focus ahead and focus on what we came here for,
29:59which is to start making some connections and maybe find the one.
30:03So, cheers to that.
30:04Cheers to that.
30:06Woo.
30:06Woo.
30:07Woo.
30:07Yay.
30:08Woo.
30:09Woo.
30:09Woo.
30:10Woo.
30:11I love you.
30:12I love you.
30:12That's actually kind of cool.
30:13Can I come hang out?
30:14Come hang out.
30:15Yeah, come hang out.
30:16I love this night.
30:17Thanks.
30:18It looks so cool.
30:18Really, really slaps, Gabs.
30:20Really slaps.
30:20Well done.
30:21Thanks.
30:21It's giving revenge dresses.
30:24I can't help but be like, doesn't look so hot.
30:28He's wearing the outfit that I styled him in the other day.
30:31Because he's revenge outfit.
30:32You think that's hot?
30:33Yeah.
30:35That's my style.
30:36It's just black men.
30:37It's your style.
30:38Yeah.
30:39There's like three other black men here.
30:42Pick your poison.
30:47I got a text.
30:48Oh, my God.
30:50All islanders to the fire pit immediately.
30:53Ow!
30:54Ah!
30:55Oh.
30:57Oh, fuck.
30:57Wait.
30:58Sophie was here last night.
31:00She gave us a warning that she'll be back in 24 hours.
31:03So our time is kind of up.
31:11No one feels safe right now.
31:13We're going into this night with an awful lot of weight
31:16on our shoulders, I think.
31:23Heading in tonight, I definitely feel vulnerable.
31:26You can never be too confident in these situations.
31:30The islanders gather.
31:52Gabby's dress says revenge.
31:55Other faces say worried.
31:57Could this be the end?
31:58Betrayal and heartbreak, redemption, reunion.
32:03Who's getting a plane?
32:05Who'll go to bed spooning?
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:10Let's bring on the monk.
32:12Try to take me down, I'm a fighter.
32:19You can't stop me now, I'm a survivor.
32:25Find me on the battle line.
32:29The star in my heart will shine.
32:32You won't stop me now, I'm a fighter.
32:39Good evening, Islanders.
32:44How's everyone going?
32:45You all look beautiful.
32:48Listen, I'm gonna be honest.
32:49This villa is a mess.
32:52Tonight, it will be cleaned up.
32:59There are currently six couples in the villa.
33:08Boston and Ross.
33:10Jade and Jotham.
33:13Sian and Alex.
33:16Yana and Kai.
33:19Tamara and Mateo.
33:21Mia and Bailey.
33:22And we have four singles.
33:27Gabby.
33:28Dylan.
33:30Emma.
33:31And Mick.
33:34Islanders.
33:36This year, for the first time in Love Island history,
33:40the first six people to leave the villa were day one Islanders.
33:53Every single bombshell is still in this villa.
34:01Normally, the power sits with the bombs.
34:05Tonight, we're flipping the power.
34:11Six day one Islanders have gone.
34:18So tonight,
34:19the power to pick.
34:22And the responsibility to clean up this mess.
34:31Sits with the six Islanders
34:35that have been here the longest.
34:38So that's us four plus Gabby and me.
34:42Yeah.
34:42Shit.
34:46Ross.
34:48Jotham.
34:49Sian.
34:51Yana.
34:52Gabby.
34:54And Mick.
34:55Please stand up.
35:05You are our villa veterans.
35:08And you are going to fix this place up.
35:14Can everyone who is not standing up,
35:17go and stand on the stairs, please?
35:25Oh, shit.
35:26Oh, shit.
35:28There's a lot of people going home tonight, I think.
35:30To make sense of his face
35:37a lot of people going home.
35:39Oh, shit.
35:40Villa, veterans.
35:42Tonight,
35:44you'll pick someone to couple up with.
35:49Ross.
35:50Please stand up.
35:51Who would you like to couple up with and why?
36:01Do we have to couple up with someone on the stairs?
36:03No, you can couple up with who you like.
36:06Anyone, right?
36:07Anyone.
36:10Love you, Ross.
36:11So who will it be, Ross?
36:13I'd like to couple up with this girl because she's absolutely gorgeous.
36:18She's made my time in here really, really enjoyable.
36:21So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
36:26Sian.
36:28Yay!
36:30Go on, baby.
36:31No, no.
36:32Sorry.
36:38Sian.
36:39Hey.
36:39And Ross.
36:40It's been a long time coming.
36:42It has been a very long time coming, so.
36:44Yeah, how's it feel?
36:45Excited?
36:46Good.
36:46This feels familiar.
36:48Feels really good.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Well, Sian and Ross, finally.
36:52You're officially a couple.
37:00Jotham.
37:05Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
37:08I'd like to couple up with this girl because I think from the start, it's been even a surprise
37:17for me how well we've got along.
37:19And, you know, I'm also excited to get to know her more.
37:22So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
37:29Jade.
37:30Jade.
37:30Jade, that must be lovely to hear.
37:49It is.
37:49Yeah?
37:50It is.
37:50Yeah.
37:51You were nervous?
37:52A little bit, yeah.
37:54Jotham, was that tricky?
37:57You know, I've wanted to be respectful in here,
38:00not rub anything in the face,
38:02but I think, you know, I've been very happy.
38:07He's like that with everyone, babe.
38:10Well, Jade and Jotham, you're officially a couple.
38:17Yana?
38:18Yana, which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
38:25I would like to couple up with this boy
38:27because we have had a very rocky time in here, the both of us,
38:32and I think with all the ups and downs,
38:36it's making us become stronger.
38:39I can't believe I'm up here saving his arse again,
38:42but the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
38:48Kai.
38:54What a do, baby.
39:08Kai, things move fast in this villa, don't they?
39:11Because last time I was standing here, about, what, 24 hours ago?
39:17I did not see this coming at all.
39:19Has he been grovelling?
39:21Yeah.
39:22Yeah?
39:23He's definitely been showing me a lot of good signs
39:27and I think that that test really helped him take a look in the mirror.
39:32Okay.
39:32Well, Yana and Kai, once again, you're officially a couple.
39:41Gabby?
39:45Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:49I would like to couple up with this boy
39:53because I think at the start,
39:56I thought it was just a little bit of temptation
39:59and after some time spent together,
40:04I think there's a lot more to it than just temptation.
40:07So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
40:13Will you give up or will I?
40:17Dylan.
40:18I've been feeling down this love
40:21It's got the best of me
40:23A panic is when I cause you're my king
40:27My vision is but can't...
40:29Dylan.
40:30Does it get easier, Stanley?
40:32No.
40:33No.
40:33And Gabby?
40:36I mean, I know it's new.
40:37Was that hard for you?
40:39I mean, babes, divorce is a thing in here.
40:43And just, like, shit moves quickly.
40:46I'm sorry you had to see me like that last night.
40:48That's all right.
40:49Gabby and Dylan, you're officially a couple.
40:54Mick.
41:01Which girl would you like to couple up with?
41:03And why?
41:06You heard me once you do it twice
41:09I would like to couple up with this girl
41:13because I think we got off to a bit of a shaky start
41:18but I feel like over the last little bit
41:21we've been able to get to know each other a little bit better.
41:24There's been a bit of a connection there
41:25and a spark that I didn't know was possible
41:28and I think it surprised me a little bit.
41:30I also think this girl is very beautiful
41:35and she makes me smile
41:37and I feel, you know, a nice connection brewing there.
41:43So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
41:45Mick recently kissed Boston
42:06but spent the last 24 hours getting to know Emma.
42:10He must now choose which girl he'd like to couple up with.
42:15So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
42:16I should have known you would break me
42:24Emma.
42:26Oh, fucking dog.
42:40Oh, so Mick.
42:47Was that an easy pick for you?
42:51Obviously it was probably the hardest pick I've ever made in my life, I think, to be honest.
42:55Get over it, mate.
42:57Fuck.
42:57I'm talking Boston.
42:58I feel like, obviously I have that connection with Boston
43:06and it's been there a long time
43:07and I feel like I'm finding it difficult to, you know, look past kind of being friends
43:12and I think that's why I chose Emma
43:14and I feel like she just really got along and had a good day today
43:18and it's her birthday and I want to grant her a nice wish.
43:21I think that's all bullshit.
43:26You've, like, chatted to every single mom in here.
43:28I've had no connection because you don't want to open up.
43:30You opened up to me last night and now you've got a new girl today.
43:33Yeah, but you did change your tone today as well, Boston, to be fair.
43:35And I feel like you...
43:36You treat people like shit in here and everyone fucking knows it
43:38and I think I'm the only one who calls you out and you don't like it.
43:41That's why.
43:42Maybe I don't.
43:42Maybe that's why I didn't pick you.
43:43And you know it.
43:44Can I please continue?
43:45Don't even try it.
43:48Period.
43:49Period.
43:49Anyway, can I finish?
43:50You're a dickhead, period.
43:52Okay.
43:53Yeah.
43:53And all our friends at home fucking know it.
44:03So, happy birthday, Emma.
44:11Well, Emma and Mick, you're officially a couple.
44:16Bill of veterans, you've all coupled up, but your job is not over.
44:32There are six islanders still on the stairs.
44:35And the six of you need to save one of them.
44:48Whoever you save will then choose someone to couple up with.
44:55Which of them deserves a place in the villa?
44:59Huddle up and make your decision.
45:01Thanks, guys.
45:03I don't like it at all.
45:11But hang on.
45:11Let's just calculate where you go.
45:13It's a tough one.
45:14Yeah, I'm kind of in between.
45:16I think she has the best pick.
45:18Fuck no.
45:19Yeah, she's just genuinely looking for love.
45:22And she's way open.
45:23Everyone's standing.
45:24No stairs.
45:25You're all.
45:25Yeah.
45:26Yeah, okay, yeah.
45:43Gabby, please stand up.
45:46Please tell us which islander you'd like to save tonight.
45:56We've decided to save this person because we believe they genuinely are here to find love
46:03and have been super open in here, raw and genuine.
46:12So the person we would like to save tonight is...
46:16This one is all that we are.
46:24Take me to...
46:26Tea.
46:28Fuck.
46:31You're fine.
46:32You're fine.
46:32You deserve it.
46:33Oh, Tamara.
46:35You can come over to the fire pit.
46:50Tamara, it must feel pretty special to hear your name.
46:53It's definitely overwhelming.
46:57I feel like everyone up there deserves to be here, so it's a huge privilege for them to
47:01say my name.
47:02I don't know how hard that was.
47:04Well, you're safe.
47:06And you're about to make somebody else safe.
47:08Oh, girl, please.
47:11Please stand up.
47:18Which boy would you like to couple up with?
47:21And why?
47:22I would like to couple up with this boy because we have had a growing connection since we've
47:37come in here.
47:37We had some rocky times, some hard times.
47:41And I think that we've shown that we can move through that and grow through that.
47:47So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
47:52Mateo.
47:55Oh, Jesus Christ.
47:59Thank you so fucking, so fucking nervous.
48:06Mateo.
48:08I feel like I could hear your heart beating.
48:10Yeah, I was going through the roof.
48:12I'm not going to lie.
48:13Well, Tamara and Mateo, you're still in the villa?
48:17Mm-hmm.
48:17And you're officially a couple?
48:19Sweet.
48:21Boston, Bailey, Mia and Alex.
48:28Can you step forward, please?
48:37You already know that tonight is a dumping.
48:43What you don't know is how many are being dumped.
48:47I'm sorry, guys.
48:52It's all of you.
49:02Bailey, is there anything you want to say?
49:04It was a lovely experience.
49:05Short-lived, but you're all legends.
49:09Yeah, grateful to have met all of you.
49:13Mia.
49:13I learnt so much about myself in here and I love you guys so much.
49:22Yeah, unreal experience.
49:24It's been a pleasure.
49:25Honestly, yeah, so much love for all of you.
49:28Can't wait to see you soon.
49:31Boston.
49:33I'm grateful for all of you, except maybe Mick,
49:36because absolutely fuck yourself.
49:38You're a liar, game player, and we all see it.
49:45Those are good words.
49:47Thanks.
49:50You have 30 minutes to say your goodbyes,
49:53and then it'll be time to leave the villa.
49:56The rest of you,
49:57I'll see you very soon.
50:01Night.
50:01Thanks, sir.
50:02Good night.
50:02Bye, sir.
50:02Bye, sir.
50:02Bye, sir.
50:03Bye, sir.
50:03Bye, sir.
50:03Bye, sir.
50:03Bye, sir.
50:03Bye, sir.
50:04Bye, sir.
50:04Bye, sir.
50:04Bye, sir.
50:05Bye, sir.
50:05Bye, sir.
50:06Bye, sir.
50:07Bye, sir.
50:37Bye, sir.
50:38Bye, sir.
50:38I think I did, like, being a couple with you.
50:40Yeah.
50:44That's such bullshit.
50:49We need to talk first, because fuck that.
50:51Sorry.
50:52We did so well, poops.
50:54Mickie can go fuck himself.
50:57Thanks for everything, man.
50:58Nah.
50:59You're a bro, bro.
51:00If he actually tries to talk to me, I swear to God.
51:05The man is a game player, a liar.
51:09I think the man needs to be humbled,
51:11so I hope the girls here humble him.
51:13We will not be friends on the outside.
51:15Pleasure to meet you, man.
51:15But I wish him the best.
51:19I don't even think I can talk about what just happened with any girl.
51:21I feel like the love that's not very...
51:24No, it's not real. I'm sorry.
51:26Love, Tamaya, that's my girl, but picking Mateo,
51:27you guys don't even like each other.
51:29It kind of just sucks knowing that they've been saved
51:31when they both know they're not really into each other.
51:33I just don't really understand that,
51:35but I think they've known T for longer
51:37and they saved her for that reason.
51:39The others didn't have connections,
51:41and you have been so genuine and so open
51:43and so everything since being in here,
51:45and we all saw that,
51:46and obviously we know things are a bit rocky with Mateo,
51:48but we know that you will open yourself up to anything that you can.
51:52Yeah, I love you.
51:53Love you.
51:54The group deciding to save me tonight was a huge shock.
51:59But it was the best feeling in the whole entire world.
52:04That'll be a tough decision, though, out of you guys.
52:07Fucked.
52:08That would have been fucked, man.
52:09It would have been a hard decision for all of them,
52:12so I've got to respect it.
52:14Mia and Mia have been going very strong
52:16these last couple of days,
52:17so we can still explore that on the outside.
52:19But I've only been up a few hours
52:25I'm sorry, Mia, doll.
52:28I'm sorry.
52:29Do you want to borrow me or no?
52:32I'm sorry.
52:34No, really, I am.
52:35But I feel like a dead flower.
52:40I feel like I deserved a chance.
52:44I tried my best.
52:47I really wanted to find a connection,
52:49and I didn't get to do that.
52:53So, that sucks.
52:54I'm sorry, hubby.
53:05Where's Bossy?
53:06She's in the bathroom.
53:08She's pissed.
53:10When did they tell you to?
53:13A lot of years to figure it out, I guess.
53:18Mink is fucking insane for that.
53:20Yeah.
53:20But I'm not surprised.
53:21Especially you guys being late, too.
53:24Like, I'm literally never speaking to them again.
53:26And this wasn't an easy pick at all.
53:28Like, it's fucking hard.
53:29But it's like, do I honestly think
53:31anything's going to happen with Bossy now to here?
53:32Like, I don't.
53:33Like, we had a pick yesterday,
53:35and I just feel a bit awkward with it.
53:36Like, don't even try.
53:38Fucking prick.
53:39But either way, I was going to hurt her,
53:41because it's like, if I didn't pick her,
53:43she's going to get out.
53:43I'll hurt her later.
53:44Exactly.
53:45I mean, I've got to do what's right for me,
53:47and I feel like I made the right decision here.
53:49I mean, for B and he only got, like, 24 hours.
53:51In here, that's actually crazy, bro.
53:54He's on the flight for longer than he was in the villa.
53:57Hey, I'll hit you up for some training.
54:00Yeah, you can go.
54:00Yeah, easy, man.
54:02We can train that together.
54:03Health strength, conditioning, sinus health.
54:08That's a wrap, guys.
54:10Thanks for having me.
54:11Love my arm.
54:12Australia, season seven.
54:14Peace.
54:15Do what it do, what it do.
54:18I love you, baby.
54:18Yeah.
54:18Yeah.
54:20No way to fight once it takes home.
54:23The feeling strikes like light.
54:25See you, buddy.
54:26I love you.
54:26I love you.
54:27Nice to meet you.
54:28See you, buddy.
54:29Bye, hubby.
54:31See you.
54:31Mwah.
54:32Love you, darling.
54:33Nice meeting you.
54:34Nice to meet you.
54:35I'll see you, man.
54:36You're just looking after me.
54:37You know what I like?
54:38Even though I apologize for anything I did,
54:39I'm still looking at it.
54:40Ended together, leaves together.
54:42Fucking O's.
54:42I did good.
54:44Women so good.
54:45You're such a fuckwit.
54:47Is it not even going to walk down?
54:49I don't know why I'm using it.
54:49Boston, you didn't say bye.
54:51Go fuck yourself, man.
54:52I want to say bye.
54:53No, seriously.
54:54You know I love you, mate.
54:55Like, you're being...
54:56Bro, enjoy your screen time.
54:58We're not friends anymore.
54:59You're fucking wild.
55:03I'm so glad I had you in here.
55:06It was good to have another little girl in here
55:10who understands from day one me and I clicked.
55:14I think me being a plumber, her being a sparky.
55:18And, yeah, I'm going to miss having
55:20my little tradie chick around.
55:22Well, we all fucking hate each other as girls.
55:24Yeah, it's been like one day.
55:27Love you all.
55:29Love you, babe.
55:30You're the hottest spark.
55:31Except me.
55:33Sorry, brother.
55:35Love you, babe.
55:37Good morning, sunshine.
55:38I love you.
55:39I love you, babe.
55:40I love you, babe.
55:41You could be the enemy.
55:44So you're on the outside, Boston.
55:45Bye.
55:46Time has come from the end.
55:48Some more cut to the last scene
55:51just as the lights go down.
55:53All the things I thought I knew.
55:58Mick is the biggest fucking game player
56:00and, like, almost had me fooled.
56:02I think I was questioning every day
56:03if he was being truthful or not.
56:05And that decision by him proved it.
56:07I've stayed true to who I am.
56:10I've been authentic.
56:11Came in on smoke, left on smoke.
56:15No regrets at all.
56:18It is what it is.
56:20Everyone's time in here comes to an end.
56:23I walked in the villa with a smile.
56:24I'm leaving him with a smile.
56:25So that's been unreal.
56:26Waiting for the phone to ring.
56:29I've been dumped from the villa.
56:33I wish I flicked Mick earlier.
56:36I think me and Jotham probably would have
56:38got along really well
56:39if Gabby wasn't always in the way.
56:41But, you know.
56:42I think they made the right decision
56:44for themselves,
56:46which is always the right decision.
56:48So, disappointed that I didn't get,
56:51I really didn't get a chance
56:52to sing my T-Pin at all.
56:55Didn't get to do anything.
56:55Hopefully I don't look like
57:01too much of a fuckwit on television
57:02and, uh, yeah.
57:04The rest, the rest will, uh,
57:06sort itself out.
57:10What the hell is sinus health?
57:13Moon.
57:13Why am I wearing 3D glasses, do you ask?
57:25Well, one, because it's funny.
57:27Duh.
57:28And two, because next time
57:30is movie night.
57:32Next time...
57:34..'cause this is my life.
57:36We crown Mr. Sublime...
57:39Oh, my God.
57:40The budgie smugglers,
57:42the oil, the body.
57:44I couldn't get my eyes off her.
57:47Zero.
57:49Damn!
57:50What's with these names, Kai Hard?
57:53Kai and I have really tried
57:54to push past Hotel Amore,
57:56but I think everything's just
57:57going to bubble back up to the surface.
57:59Movie night begins!
58:02Does Gabby think she's
58:03in the Kardashians, bro?
58:04Exactly.
58:05That's what I'm saying, bro.
58:07It's Gabby Kardashian,
58:08except, like, from Wish.
58:10If you guys think I'm here for clout,
58:11I've already got the clout back home.
58:13Just so you know.
58:13Yeah, real.
58:14Sinners exposed!
58:16Dylan's not here
58:17for the right reasons.
58:18And every single person
58:20in here knows that.
58:22And secrets revealed!
58:25I'm already cringing
58:26for this to air
58:27and watch me do this
58:28all over again.
58:29I'm like, babe,
58:30you should have dropped him
58:31like a fly on the first day.
58:33Seriously,
58:34I wouldn't have done this
58:35on the outside.
58:35We're not on the outside.
58:36That's why I've
58:37stayed with you, bro.
58:38That's why
58:38we're still doing this right now.
58:40I didn't know that was said.
58:42Don't want to play a role
58:42enough for being together.
58:44Oh!
58:46I need my popcorn, baby!
58:48I need my popcorn, baby!
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