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Swipe Wright - Dating 101
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:08Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Oh, I have an idyllicum, find me.
00:01:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:21I will win my win, I will do my bye.
00:01:24Oh, no, no!
00:01:26Uh-huh.
00:01:27I'm sorry.
00:01:29Nothing left behind.
00:01:33Sorry I got over so I was.
00:01:37Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:43You can eat.
00:01:51Break up.
00:01:57Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:17Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:27That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:43It's a heartbreak.
00:02:53Finding true love.
00:02:55Feel free to leave donkey.
00:02:57I learned it fromυτ contenable.
00:03:01Father, are you excited to eat?
00:03:03You can see that.
00:03:05Oh, of course.
00:03:07I am very excited.
00:03:09I gave you aQueen together.
00:03:10You can tell me about that.
00:03:13Your brother, is this easy...
00:03:15Well, this book is waiting for you to learn to see...
00:03:17Hopefully you will return to theets.
00:04:49Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:58With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:03Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr...
00:05:19Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:32I almost forgot.
00:05:40You put my name in your phone.
00:06:10I guess that you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swim.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:36Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:39I didn't press charges.
00:07:03Because you love me?
00:07:05I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:11We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:19Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:34What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:54Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:26and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:45That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:46Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:05with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:14So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:22like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:25everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time,
00:09:31and I think this is the beginning
00:09:33of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:09:57I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:27And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:16Whoever you are.
00:11:23I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out
00:11:33with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:39you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:47while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this...
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:18I'll try your stupid app
00:12:19just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:37You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48Hey, what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:11Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22Come on.
00:13:35Lily, you idiot.
00:13:48Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw,
00:14:00but I would never, ever...
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say
00:14:06I know you didn't do
00:14:08what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:13You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:17Hey, come on.
00:14:30God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:42Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine,
00:15:05I drank three of those little cartons of milk
00:15:08that they give you at lunch at school,
00:15:09and I really had to go to the bathroom,
00:15:11so I raised my hand,
00:15:12but the teacher won't let me go,
00:15:15so I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:18You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out
00:15:26that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step I take,
00:15:32it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded out of me,
00:15:36and I cried a lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:41Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that,
00:15:49but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:15Like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:29I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:59What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:17:59My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a...
00:18:58He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:12For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
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00:19:47Okay.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle Date Number Two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:05Are you promoting the app?
00:20:06Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:36Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48You're being stiff.
00:20:51See, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Come in.
00:20:58What's up?
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:06Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:30Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer, I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:21:59And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:05I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:11Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:25You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:48Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work in...
00:23:08For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:26Can you promise me something?
00:23:27Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is more.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:47All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:55First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:59Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:15Good job.
00:24:15All right.
00:24:15Next, we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:17Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just, there's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh, no.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:44I don't know.
00:24:45I don't know.
00:24:46I don't know.
00:24:47I don't know.
00:24:48I don't know.
00:24:49I don't know.
00:24:50Jake!
00:24:51Jake!
00:24:52I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:53Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54Wonder girl?
00:24:55Maybe.
00:24:56Oh!
00:24:57Oh!
00:24:58Oh!
00:24:59You good?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:03I'm sorry.
00:25:04Can't protect you.
00:25:05Is this guy's deal?
00:25:06I don't know, but just stay here for a minute.
00:25:07There's something I need to show you.
00:25:08Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:09He's crazy.
00:25:10That was amazing.
00:25:11I've been training for years.
00:25:12It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but next time, I ask if I need help.
00:25:17It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but next time, I ask if I need help.
00:25:34Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:25:59Where's your bathroom?
00:26:06It's just right there.
00:26:10You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:20I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:24There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:27Not a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Not yet?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:36Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:43All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:26:45Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:26:52Sometimes you can't see things when it in time, it seems.
00:26:59I can get so far.
00:27:01We should get you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:13Sometimes you can't see things when it in time
00:27:17It seems
00:27:20I can get so much
00:27:22I can't get so much
00:27:23I can't get so much
00:27:24I can't get so much
00:27:25I can't get so much
00:27:26I can't get so much
00:27:27I can't get so much
00:27:29I can't get so much
00:27:31You have the most
00:27:34Beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:48It's yours
00:27:51You can touch me
00:28:01Hold on
00:28:06Hold on a second
00:28:07It's okay
00:28:09I want to
00:28:12Please stop
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you
00:28:20So much
00:28:21I have to wait for the app
00:28:27We have to wait for the app
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app
00:28:36The app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry
00:28:40I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:43Oh
00:28:46Okay
00:28:49Fine
00:28:51I guess I'll
00:28:52See you at our next date
00:28:54Yep
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort
00:29:06I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:13It's time for the contingency
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:32Where is she?
00:29:35What are you talking about?
00:29:37Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily, please
00:29:42Please tell me where she is
00:29:43Okay?
00:29:44Don't lie to me
00:29:45We'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:48Okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53Tell me where she is
00:29:55There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:29:58What are you talking about?
00:30:06No
00:30:07It was just here
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12With nudes of some woman
00:30:13In your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies
00:30:15So I know that you took them
00:30:17I'm sorry
00:30:19But there is
00:30:20No woman
00:30:21Naked or clothed
00:30:22In here
00:30:25You are the only person
00:30:26I want naked in my apartment, Lily
00:30:29Really?
00:30:31I swear it
00:30:32I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:36I can't go through that again
00:30:38You won't have to
00:30:44I promise
00:30:45What are you doing?
00:30:53I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:59Right now
00:31:15You, you, you, you, oh, yeah.
00:31:30You, you, oh, yeah.
00:31:40You.
00:31:41sorry I'm sorry I just I really want to it's just I'm still shaken up by those
00:31:50photos and you know what love swipe is working I think we should wait okay yeah
00:32:03we can wait I would never want to pressure you as soon as love swipe gives us
00:32:16permission you can have me all of me
00:32:33oh no
00:32:51so he's definitely not a date rapist no I found the condom the next morning he's a perfect
00:33:00gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this
00:33:04guy not that you'd know anything about trust but yeah yeah I did what does he
00:33:11do for work he's in tech why are you guys acting so weird there there's something
00:33:18we need to tell you about Jake something you may not want to hear what do you
00:33:23mean
00:33:25what the hell I wasn't originally talking about I'm sure yeah you're being an ass right
00:33:30honestly I think she's small are you sure you're alright I'm fine
00:33:40ask Jake about his work finally I can see what's happening now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49just push him to tell the truth and then he'll be mine again my friends didn't
00:33:56upon yet I mean those two who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01they yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back only because of that stupid app
00:34:07okay can we not blame the app Jake right you're a 30 under 30
00:34:19what do you do for work I'm in tech I told you my friends they received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer what kind of apps do you develop please don't let him
00:34:42okay I'm gonna tell you but that's because I trust you and you have to promise not to tell anyone else
00:34:53okay okay okay I promise I swear I won't tell anybody I'm uh I started a
00:35:04I started an app and I'm looking for investors and I'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:17I mean I'm sorry but like do you believe me of course I believe you just thank you for being honest with
00:35:28me
00:35:29she wants honesty
00:35:39so what kind of poor are we talking like your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech
00:36:02guy but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy all I can say is if this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money you got this
00:36:12okay lie detector test tomorrow that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:36:20actually it's perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:28how do you know that
00:36:30just a guess pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well I'm not scared of some lie detector test there's nothing I wouldn't tell you
00:36:40do you feel the same
00:36:44yeah actually there's somewhere I gotta be we should get out of here
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you Lily Niblock
00:36:57prepare for heartbreak
00:36:59so how does this work again the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv show noises
00:37:09nervous but excited
00:37:12that's it true
00:37:14so you ready yeah absolutely
00:37:17Jake are you sure
00:37:20so Jake are you an app developer yes
00:37:32what kind of apps do you develop um two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media
00:37:45scrubbing social media scrubbing like our dating app yep just like that have you developed any
00:37:54other apps well are you okay yeah yep there isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand
00:38:11I'm falling for you and I trust you okay
00:38:18okay
00:38:20okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:30have you developed any other apps
00:38:33have you developed any other apps
00:38:36nope
00:38:39nope
00:38:45why are you lying to me
00:38:46I'm I'm not I'm not I swear I swear
00:38:51Lily do you trust me
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00and are you ready to find true love
00:39:04yes
00:39:05yes
00:39:06I'm ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10yes I'm sure
00:39:11yes I'm sure
00:39:13Lily what's what's going on
00:39:15you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake I promise I am ready for the real thing
00:39:19sorry that's not doing what you said that you were ready for real love
00:39:25you were ready for real love
00:39:27I'm sorry
00:39:32me
00:39:33oh
00:39:42I'm sorry
00:39:44to have que see
00:39:45I'm sorry
00:39:46here
00:39:47she was alan
00:39:48Please, what are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:12So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no, nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:22I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:41What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works, and I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:52Great.
00:40:53Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:54Well, what about you?
00:40:59Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:11Things aren't going that well.
00:41:13Well, I mean, you don't...
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault, because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right all along, Jake.
00:41:25I just don't know anymore.
00:41:32Well...
00:41:32I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:43We really did make something special together.
00:41:45Okay, just because me and my match are having issues, I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again, you know, we're in love with other people, and I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never going to find love again.
00:42:43All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:07That asshole!
00:43:10Okay, all right.
00:43:18Lily, it's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:30I'm not crazy.
00:43:31I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:50Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:51Just what I thought.
00:43:56You know, a traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:43:59You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:11Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:27But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she kissed me just for a moment.
00:44:43But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:09Take right.
00:45:10You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:14Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:17Yeah, you are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my God, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:42Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:47You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:01True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake!
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:17I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21See, man, tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues, and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:35I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:52You must be Lily, might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:10So, uh, Mitchell, was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:18Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:22I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:25No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:28Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight bod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:34Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night. I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait!
00:47:56Let go of my arm!
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake.
00:48:10And I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:28No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:33Please, it's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain!
00:48:46Now there's nothing to explain.
00:48:47You got cheated on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me!
00:48:54We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me!
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face!
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:10Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:22And when I saw him, when he kissed me,
00:49:25I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:32Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened today?
00:49:42That I called you and we unmatched and I broke up with you?
00:49:45Yes, why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe. We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me. What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me. We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:05They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:20Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:34Matt's girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Belize?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:41The day I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said, what I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:03It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to them.
00:51:15She sounds unwell.
00:51:17Well, you look so beautiful, lovely.
00:51:27You look very handsome.
00:51:33You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:38Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:44Come with me and I'll show you.
00:51:47It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:09Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:14You know, on the seventh date,
00:52:21Love Swipe gives couples the option to...
00:52:30To what?
00:52:30To be with each other.
00:52:35To be with each other.
00:52:39Well, if Love Swipe says soon.
00:52:40I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:44Put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48The silence underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me as I speak your ways
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:52:59Even though I loved you, it was all in vain
00:53:03This ends now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:19I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all.
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40Hang on.
00:53:49We should be getting her a notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:06Nothing could keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:19You want him?
00:54:39Come and get him!
00:54:41Vanguard, bitch.
00:54:44To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:49Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Well, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was.
00:55:04It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily.
00:55:06His ex-girls crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down.
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:15It's so sweet.
00:55:23You guys?
00:55:24You guys?
00:55:25You guys?
00:55:26It's a disgusting!
00:55:28I believe you guys are.
00:55:29I hope you guys are.
00:55:30You want me to walk you back with the man of my dreams.
00:55:31Nice to meet you two both with our disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57It's him.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love Swate said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:29Lily!
00:56:31Please, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:50Where are you, please?
00:56:57My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:07I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just want a Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:28I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34Jake, on behalf of the man I love.
00:57:37Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:11Jake.
00:58:12Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:39Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:53how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Please and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:34Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56but that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:11the app
01:00:13was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, Belize.
01:00:22But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:30I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:56Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Hands where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake!
01:01:21You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:35I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:48I'll kill you.
01:01:49I'll kill you.
01:01:49I'll kill you.
01:01:50I'll kill you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you.
01:01:56Jake, I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:01:58Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:02:38So, Lily Newbuck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:52Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Right.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:05I will marry you.
01:03:35You're right.
01:03:36You're right.
01:03:36You're right.
01:03:37You're right.
01:03:37There's no doubt about it, Son Kozala.
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