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Aliens land in a small town where Jesse Jamison is about to have a gun show and bullets fly after the aliens start killing people. Watch out Diamond Booking agency for your next momentous event.
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Aliens land in a small town where Jesse Jamison is about to have a gun show and bullets fly after the aliens start killing people. Watch out Diamond Booking agency for your next momentous event.
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00:00:00I once spent a night with a lady who was as fine as could be.
00:00:13When the sun rose, I got on my horse and I was preparing to leave.
00:00:26She couldn't believe I was gone. She told me my words were untrue.
00:00:40She said I must have been telling a lie.
00:00:46Wes, do you have to leave tonight?
00:00:49I should have left this morning.
00:00:51Jesse's gonna be mad as hell at me if I don't get this show to the motel before sunrise.
00:00:55Oh, what's the rush?
00:00:59I was supposed to be there this afternoon.
00:01:04Jesse's not there to perform for at least a couple more days.
00:01:08But I think you're forgetting about practice. You know, one doesn't put on a show like this without...
00:01:24Practice.
00:01:28And then hang around and we'll practice.
00:01:31Oh, baby. We've been practicing all day.
00:01:34It's time to perform.
00:01:37Jesse is going to perform on my skull if I don't get this show on the road.
00:01:42Oh.
00:01:43Don't worry, lover. The show's only booked for a few performances.
00:01:48I'll be back here again before we take it to another part of the country.
00:01:51Another part of the country?
00:01:53And another cabin?
00:01:55Hmm.
00:01:56And another girl?
00:01:57Hmm.
00:01:58Oh, well. Who cares? I'm having a good time.
00:02:02Now, go check the trailer and make sure the doors close tight.
00:02:11When I had spoken my heart
00:02:16Tears had softened her eyes
00:02:22I grabbed the reins
00:02:27Well, how's the door?
00:02:29I'll secure it.
00:02:31Good.
00:02:32Then I guess it's time to go.
00:02:34Too bad.
00:02:36Hope you've had a good time.
00:02:39I'll have.
00:02:41This cabin in these mountains holds some beautiful memories.
00:02:44Does that mean you'll come back up here when I can get away?
00:02:47If you promise to come here every time this show is within 500 miles of this place...
00:02:51You can count on it.
00:02:53I don't believe in horses and boots
00:02:56And I don't believe in yours
00:03:02I said the love of the show
00:03:05Think this thing will get you where you're going?
00:03:08Why is Jesse so cheap?
00:03:11Each act that claims to be the best of its kind should at least have a truck to haul it around in.
00:03:16Could look better PR wise.
00:03:18But for now, we'll just be content on being the best.
00:03:21Is Jesse really that good?
00:03:23The best?
00:03:25There's always someone better.
00:03:27You can make an exception in this case, baby.
00:03:30As far as the planet Earth goes, there ain't a gunslinger on this terrain that can handle weapons better than Jesse Jameson.
00:03:37Well, let's see.
00:03:38Let's see.
00:03:39Let's see.
00:03:40Let's see.
00:03:41Let's see.
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00:03:52Let's see.
00:03:53Let's see.
00:03:55Let's see.
00:03:56Let's see.
00:03:58Let's see.
00:04:01Let's see.
00:05:33Damn, a plane crash.
00:05:54Is anybody out there?
00:06:55This is crazy.
00:07:02It's got to be here.
00:07:06It's got to be here.
00:07:18It's got to be here.
00:07:30It's got to be here.
00:07:37It's got to be here.
00:07:53No!
00:07:54Go away!
00:07:55No!
00:07:56No!
00:07:57No!
00:07:58Please!
00:07:59No!
00:08:00Go away!
00:08:01No!
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00:08:44No!
00:08:46Let's see how sharp those pretty eyes of jurors really are.
00:08:47Now these things blow up real pretty and they hit one just right.
00:08:51Let's see a bullseye!
00:08:52Miss Jessie hey that was great Jessie I hope I please you sunset what I've seen
00:09:05pleased me very much Jessie and if the rest of your show was anything like what
00:09:10I've seen this morning I have no doubt the diamond theatrical agency will sign
00:09:15you up Jessie Jameson fastest gun owner I never claimed to be the fastest sunset
00:09:20just the best only the best the diamond booking agency is also the best they
00:09:26book extra all the big American amusement parks all the nightclubs rodeos
00:09:31and foreign shows my interview with mrs. diamond is still at 1 at 1 o'clock and
00:09:37because I think you've got something more on the ball that meets the eye let me
00:09:41warn you be prepared when you walk into her office to sell your show and she's a
00:09:45tough old gal and she's never snowed by a pretty face she just uses them to sell
00:09:50advertising or bookings I understand now a lot of her agents have seen your show
00:09:55and they were well impressed so while you're in her office do let her know
00:10:01you're there for business thanks sunset I'll be all business at once hey and
00:10:06and don't forget it doesn't hurt to look your best
00:10:09I'll
00:10:10and
00:10:13and
00:10:14and
00:10:16and
00:10:20and
00:10:21and
00:10:22and
00:10:23and
00:10:30and
00:10:31Hello?
00:10:33Good morning, Frank.
00:10:35Good morning, Jesse.
00:10:37My business manager was up late last night.
00:10:40Yeah, I think maybe I got us some bookings. Show dates.
00:10:44Get any private bookings, Frank?
00:10:46Sounds like you had quite a show date yourself last night.
00:10:49Oh, oh, that agent's secretary.
00:10:52She was pretty frank.
00:10:54Did you convince her that you were a big-time booking agent
00:10:56for the greatest gun show on earth?
00:10:58Come off it, Jesse. That girl's business.
00:11:02She's got a lot of contacts.
00:11:05Probably a long list of them.
00:11:07Better go to the health clinic, Frank.
00:11:10Oh, I'd be writing all this down if it were funny, Jesse.
00:11:13I have something else that isn't funny, Frank.
00:11:16What, Jesse? You've been making money.
00:11:19Not much. And speaking of not much, just where is Wes?
00:11:23You think he's not here yet?
00:11:25That's right, Frank. That's just what I mean.
00:11:27Well, he's probably still at his cabin.
00:11:31Why, Frank? Why is he still at his cabin?
00:11:34Well, we don't have a show for two more days, Jesse.
00:11:36I need to practice, Frank. I need my show.
00:11:39You'll be here.
00:11:41Jesse, I'm tired. I was up late.
00:11:43I'm sorry. This is the operator. You'll have to deposit another...
00:11:46I'll just charge it to her room and shut up, operator.
00:11:48Sir, Frank.
00:11:49Or put it on my bill.
00:11:51I mean, who ever heard of a hotel operator charging for a room-to-room call?
00:11:54I'm not at the motel, Frank.
00:11:56Where the hell are you?
00:11:57I had an appointment today with the diamond book...
00:11:59I had an appointment to have the oil in my car changed.
00:12:02Oh, all right. Well, we'll talk tonight.
00:12:03We'll talk when I get back, Frank.
00:12:05Fine. Right now, I just want some sleep.
00:12:07Right now, I want you to find out where Wes's cabin is.
00:12:09Sir, I cannot put it on your bill.
00:12:11You know, I bet this operator's only 15 and she's wearing some really tight pants.
00:12:16Sir, do you realize that this is a public utility?
00:12:19What?
00:12:20Wes's cabin!
00:12:21Yeah, it's in the mountains.
00:12:22Well, that tells me a lot, Frank. I know it's in the mountains.
00:12:25Wes has some kind of nasty cabin tucked away in every mountain in the country.
00:12:29I want you to find out where this one is. Go there if you have to.
00:12:32I want my show. I want it at the motel, and I want it tonight.
00:12:35Oh, Wes's uncle.
00:12:36Regarding the operation of this facility.
00:12:38You know, I like young girls operator.
00:12:40I must insist that.
00:12:41Uh, Wes's uncle Alex. He'll know where it is.
00:12:43Frank, you call Alex.
00:12:45Abusive language will not be tolerated or allowed.
00:12:46Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:48Call now, Frank.
00:12:49Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:51Call now, Frank.
00:12:53I can't hear you, Jessie. This line's too noisy.
00:12:56I'll color your shorts on.
00:13:00Why have I put up with this for so long?
00:13:06I can't hear you.
00:13:36I'll check that's a nice outfit.
00:13:48Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:14:06Good morning, Miss Jameson.
00:14:34What's going on here?
00:14:34I believe it's about checkout time, Miss Jameson.
00:14:37Checkout time?
00:14:38We're going to be here for two more days.
00:14:40I'm sorry, Miss Jameson.
00:14:41No one made me aware of that.
00:14:43Well, you're aware of it now.
00:14:45Put my bags back in the room.
00:14:47I'm terribly sorry, Miss Jameson, but we're all filled up.
00:14:50And I've already booked this room for the week.
00:14:52That's ridiculous.
00:14:53You must have another room.
00:14:55What about my manager?
00:14:56Where is he?
00:14:57We called him when he was late for checkout time.
00:14:59He said he wanted his room for two more nights.
00:15:01And didn't he also say that I wanted this room for two more nights?
00:15:05Apparently, you're the victim of bad management, Miss Jameson.
00:15:09We're liberal people here.
00:15:11We understand.
00:15:12I'll have the porter take your bags down to your manager's room.
00:15:17Boy, the bag's in front of 203.
00:15:32Take them down to 110.
00:15:34I'm going to lunch.
00:15:35I was leaving for lunch.
00:15:37What's that?
00:15:38I said yes, ma'am.
00:15:40Oh.
00:15:41Well, hop to it.
00:15:45I like to see a little hustle out of my employees,
00:15:47especially when I'm having to pay the minimum wage.
00:15:50Point, wait.
00:15:53Carry the bags.
00:15:54Clean the room.
00:15:55Swap the deck.
00:15:56Mop the floor.
00:15:57Take them up.
00:15:58Take them down.
00:16:00Frank!
00:16:01Frank, open the door.
00:16:03Frank, I want to talk to you.
00:16:05It's monotonous.
00:16:06I'm young.
00:16:07I need some excitement around here.
00:16:08I want to swing.
00:16:09I want to dance.
00:16:10I want to ha-cha-cha-cha.
00:16:11Frank, I have a one o'clock appointment, and I need this room.
00:16:26Frank?
00:16:27Okay, Frank.
00:16:28Do you have a passkey?
00:16:37No, ma'am.
00:16:38Only the manager has a passkey.
00:16:39Where is she?
00:16:40Godzilla's gone to lunch.
00:16:41What?
00:16:52Thank you, sir.
00:16:53Everyone should be walking with."
00:16:54No, ma'am.
00:16:56Don't mind me, I'm just a porter.
00:17:06Frank!
00:17:09Dear.
00:17:12Dear?
00:17:15What's your name?
00:17:19What's your name?
00:17:21Frank!
00:17:23Dear.
00:17:25Dear?
00:17:27Beautiful man.
00:17:31Frank!
00:17:33Frank!
00:17:35Wake up, sleepyhead!
00:17:37Get the hell up!
00:17:38Come and open the door, Frank.
00:17:44He doesn't seem to hear me.
00:17:47Okay, scum! Open the damn door!
00:17:51That was it, Frank. That was your last test.
00:17:54Better be away from the door now, Rip that Winkle.
00:17:57Oh.
00:17:58I've got a package to open all the time.
00:18:02Take this shot!
00:18:06Wake up, Paul.
00:18:21Ah!
00:18:23Hey, Little Coyote!
00:18:26Come and get ready...
00:18:27Come and get off, guys.
00:18:29We'll be back in the car.
00:18:30You're going to have to wait.
00:18:32Come and get him.
00:18:35It's so wet.
00:18:37I can't get him.
00:18:40I can't get him.
00:18:42Hey, Little Coyote!
00:18:44Hi, Little Coyote!
00:18:45Let's go.
00:19:15Hey, Bozo, what are you doing in there?
00:19:18We put the door up to keep the horse down.
00:19:22To keep the door shut.
00:19:27What is this, Halloween?
00:19:45Hi, boys.
00:19:59Hello, Alex. Good to see you.
00:20:02You fellas up here for a vacation?
00:20:04Uh-huh, yeah.
00:20:09Oh.
00:20:11Yeah, college students always dress more for comfort
00:20:14than they do for working.
00:20:16Oh, she's up here for work.
00:20:18It's a study course from college, I think.
00:20:20Check her out.
00:20:23She's majoring in agriculture and farm resources, I believe.
00:20:28Maybe we should try to help her out,
00:20:30see that she gets the lay of the land, you know?
00:20:33Me?
00:20:35Here.
00:20:40Are you ready?
00:20:41Just a minute.
00:20:44This all looks a little strange to me.
00:20:47You ready?
00:20:51You boys were looking at the girl, weren't you?
00:20:56Have you noticed she's moved over there?
00:21:00Then you're right, the driver's holding the land.
00:21:05Sam!
00:21:07Why in the immortal hell didn't you tell me they were clearing land?
00:21:09You all right, Alex?
00:21:10Hey, is that the last one, James?
00:21:11I think so, Peter.
00:21:12At least for today.
00:21:13Hello, Alex.
00:21:14Hello, Luger.
00:21:15Hello, Luger.
00:21:16What you doing on work, Charlie?
00:21:17Oh, I got a special company coming tonight.
00:21:18I had to go home and clean my house.
00:21:20Well, I tell you what, Ackie, get through cleaning your and come over and help you clean mine, all right?
00:21:21Looks like you got a college girl to help you clean yours.
00:21:22Oh, hell, she's one of them modern women.
00:21:23She'd rather work out in the garden like a view.
00:21:24Damn!
00:21:25She's crazy, too.
00:21:26I think so, Peter.
00:21:27I think so, Peter.
00:21:28At least for today.
00:21:29Hello, Alex.
00:21:30Hello, Luger.
00:21:31What you doing on work, Charlie?
00:21:32Oh, I got a special company coming tonight.
00:21:35I had to go home and clean my house.
00:21:37Well, I tell you what, Ackie, get through cleaning your and come over and help you clean mine, all right?
00:21:41Looks like you got a college girl to help you clean yours.
00:21:44Oh, hell, she's one of them modern women.
00:21:47She'd rather work out in the garden like a view.
00:21:49Hey, damn!
00:21:52She's crazy, too!
00:21:54I wonder why it is Luger always gets those female students to come up and intern on his farm.
00:21:58But just maybe he's got an earthy sex appeal about it.
00:22:01What do you think?
00:22:02How about you, pal?
00:22:03Who's the special company you're expecting to see?
00:22:06Just the girl my nephew works for.
00:22:09Your nephew, Wes?
00:22:10That's right.
00:22:11Wes?
00:22:12Where in the hell does he find time to work?
00:22:14Every time I hear from that boy, he's shacked up somewhere.
00:22:17Wes's dad left him so much money, he bought six damn mountain cabins,
00:22:21each one of them in a different part of the country,
00:22:22and he keeps them all stocked with young lovers.
00:22:25You know what I mean?
00:22:26Hmm.
00:22:27Sounds nice.
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:29But, uh, who's this woman he works for?
00:22:31Well, I probably should have said work for instead of works for.
00:22:35I think she's coming up to fire her, man.
00:22:37I can't say he doesn't deserve it.
00:22:39Oh, that isn't that Jesse Jameson girl, is it?
00:22:41The one and only.
00:22:42Well, who's Jesse Jameson?
00:22:43Oh, she's the Antiopeia of the 80s.
00:22:45You never heard of her?
00:22:46The what?
00:22:47She's got a gun show, and it's pretty good.
00:22:49Despite the way that my nephew and a lazy manager of hers has handled it.
00:22:54Yeah, but, you know, they do a lot of low rent stuff.
00:22:57You know, perform for a supermarket, department store grand openings.
00:23:00You know what those things are like.
00:23:02Yeah, but with a little bigger show and a little more range,
00:23:05I think she could hit the big time.
00:23:07She's a fantastic lady, Peter.
00:23:09And she handles a gun like nobody I've ever seen.
00:23:12Well, sounds like old Alex should have us over for dinner tonight.
00:23:15Definitely.
00:23:16Definitely.
00:23:17I will on one condition.
00:23:18What's that, Alex?
00:23:19Tell me, where in these damn mountains are you going to find fish big enough for this rig you're carrying?
00:23:25It's big enough for the Loch Ness Monster.
00:23:28This is just for casting practice.
00:23:31I brought it along because I'm in a large tournament next week and I want to do real good in it.
00:23:36All right, I'll be back in a minute.
00:23:38All right.
00:23:45Why don't you just show him how you hang those big ones, Peter?
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:48Watch this.
00:23:49This man never misses.
00:23:50Buffalo Bill with a fishing rod.
00:23:52What the hell?
00:23:56Boy, I'll tell you one thing.
00:23:58You better be glad you didn't get no skin off my hind end because I'd sure take some of yours.
00:24:03Maybe you should just show Jesse Jameson how you handle that to a rod of yours, Peter.
00:24:07Well, so much for the humor.
00:24:09I'll see you boys over at my place for dinner, right?
00:24:11You got it.
00:24:12See you, Alex.
00:24:13Take care, Alex.
00:24:14Alex, why don't you take these two turds weeks?
00:24:18All right.
00:24:19Watch this, you boys, buddy.
00:24:21I'm about ready for a little recreation.
00:24:24Looks like a beautiful day.
00:24:25I can't wait.
00:24:26Let's do it.
00:24:28Hey, James.
00:24:29Would you like to go along with us up to the creek for a little fun and relaxation?
00:24:34Me?
00:24:35Alone with you two?
00:24:36Why not?
00:24:37Besides, you'll get to see Andrew's sunbathe.
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41Why don't you come on?
00:24:42We can take all our clothes off.
00:24:43I think I'll be safer if I stay here and keep my clothes on.
00:24:46Oh, that's too bad.
00:24:48Hey, James.
00:24:49You stay away from them, boys.
00:24:50There ain't no time for a party, and you boys leave her alone.
00:24:54Anyway, I have to work, so maybe next time.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:58Maybe next time.
00:24:59Wow.
00:25:00Yes, ma'am.
00:25:01Maybe.
00:25:02Then I'll be back in a minute, I reckon.
00:25:04I'll be back in a minute.
00:25:05I'll be back in a minute.
00:25:06Next time.
00:25:07Any time.
00:25:08Wow.
00:25:09Yes, ma'am.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:11See ya.
00:25:12See ya, Danny.
00:25:13Well, it'll be me and you, drink a few beers, do a little fishing.
00:25:19I'll be able to slow this start, ma'am.
00:25:22They're silly.
00:25:30I wonder how they pay the rent for this.
00:25:3250 dollars.
00:25:36Small time stuff here.
00:25:38interesting portfolio miss jameson very interesting you present your credentials quite well
00:25:48nevertheless i've always felt that gun shows and things of that sort are about as exciting
00:25:56as a bowel movement you know what i mean well no i've never compared entertainment to a bodily
00:26:02function before you would if you saw some of the stuff that comes in here what i'm saying is that
00:26:09acts like gun shows just do not have punch they lack sparkle style you know what i'm saying i only
00:26:20know you're not talking about my show the diamond booking agency needs acts with class we play in
00:26:27places besides mill towns and county fairs we book acts and talent for some of the most prestigious
00:26:35social events in the country you are aware of our prestige and reputation in the business aren't
00:26:41you that's why i'm here of course and you know it takes a great deal of skillful and well-schooled
00:26:48talent to fill the needs and demands of our clientele people are asking us to provide entertainment for
00:26:54all types of occasions sounds like we need people with something special people who can take
00:27:00something as dated and dull as a gun show and turn it into a momentous event a momentous event now you're
00:27:11talking about my show oh really oh yes a momentous event a gun show yes mrs diamond your gun show a
00:27:22momentous event a momentous event a momentous event that's not exactly what i hear but it's pretty
00:27:30close and if what my talent scouts and advisors are telling me is true miss jameson then it's time
00:27:38for your act to move up in the world with us with the help of the diamond booking agency you can have
00:27:46not only the best gun show on earth but the greatest gun show the earth has ever seen
00:27:53we are that big miss jameson oh really miss jameson with the help of diamond booking
00:28:01you will never have to play one of those backwards performances again
00:28:06this is great this is great this is it i did myself again we're back to nature
00:28:24let me one of those beers let me get this old feather out right here
00:28:30come on where's that beer at i'm coming i'm coming here yeah let me cool that boy off a little bit
00:28:39time to get crazy get crazy man you already look like a lunatic oh kiss my sword brother
00:28:47we're in the country come on it's time to let loose and have a little bit of fun
00:28:51damn you idiot what the hell's wrong with you not this gumbo what's wrong with you i came out here
00:29:00to get loose enjoy myself have a little fun well tighten up i came out here to relax all right
00:29:05relax this is the jungle man wild beasts hungry predators here come on fire speed around
00:29:12loosen up a little bit come on kill some animals enjoy yourself no i don't feel like making a fool out of
00:29:23myself today okay andrew i came out here with you to get a little relaxation and a little sun
00:29:28and on top of that a lot of peace and quiet and to practice casting my line all right
00:29:34man you're already getting dull we've been here 10 minutes
00:29:39man you're already getting dull we've been here 10 minutes
00:30:09i won't disturb you anymore okay man
00:30:12man
00:30:13ha ha look at this
00:30:24thanks mr. clean oh i just really appreciate you picking up my trash
00:30:31what can i say
00:30:38you know i guess you are pretty good with that thing i'll tell you andrew i really want to win that tournament next weekend
00:30:44you know they're giving away a boat the grand prize of the boat
00:30:48you got any chances off winning it i don't know i'll be up against a pretty stiff competition
00:30:55i'm fairly good with that light line but it's this heavier stuff that gives me the trouble
00:30:59that's see that's why i brought along this 17 pound test line
00:31:03i need practice i need lots of practice
00:31:06practice practice practice thank you
00:31:13let's say for now we'll go find some serious targets though
00:31:17what
00:31:19let's try it over that hill say right there i bet there's a lot of birds over there
00:31:22so
00:31:23so
00:31:24so
00:31:25i'm gonna let you use my favorite rifle
00:31:27i'm gonna try to bring them down with this baby right here
00:31:30bring them down
00:31:32birds birds
00:31:33why
00:31:34what the hell's wrong with you i mean what's your problem
00:31:39i just don't like killing animals
00:31:41crisis they're just birds damn it
00:31:44and there's nothing wrong with knocking off a few damn birds or squirrels or rabbits or whatever
00:31:50then enjoy yourself
00:31:52i could have swore we came up here on vacation
00:31:56we are
00:31:57then when are we gonna start having some fun
00:31:59i am andrew
00:32:00casting your damn fishing rod
00:32:02there's some pleasures in life that just can't be defined
00:32:05and this happens to be one of them
00:32:07you just had yourself a real blast
00:32:10don't kill anything you won't eat
00:32:21yes sir mr game warden
00:32:23i just don't like waste that's all
00:32:25waste
00:32:26i'd like for you to know that if it wasn't for hunters
00:32:29there'd be a lot of stinking animals running wild all over the place
00:32:32so there's just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds
00:32:35but have a good kill pioneer
00:32:37you can bet on it
00:32:38and tell daniel boone i said hello
00:32:40and beware redskins you know there's potential danger behind every tree
00:32:44i said butt face
00:32:45you'd be thinking a lot differently if squirrels and other animals weren't kept in control around here
00:32:50right
00:32:51first you want to shoot at targets next you want to terminate out of control squirrels
00:32:55that's right why don't you go ahead and make a big joke about it
00:32:58but you just remember this
00:33:00it's people like me
00:33:02who protect people like you
00:33:04protect me andrew
00:33:05protect me from the deadly squirrels
00:33:07oh they're falling out of the sky
00:33:09the crazed deer
00:33:10the vicious rabbits
00:33:11ah
00:33:12here comes a deadly woodpecker look out
00:33:14jackass
00:33:16go on
00:33:18go on
00:33:19acts like a dildo
00:33:24they're veryble
00:33:31okay
00:33:36you felt that
00:33:37you feel for god
00:33:38Peter!
00:33:40Peter!
00:33:42Help!
00:33:44Help!
00:33:46Help!
00:33:48Help!
00:33:50Help!
00:33:52Help you kill some poor animal?
00:33:54Why don't you try shooting at something they can shoot fast?
00:34:08No!
00:34:18Andrew!
00:34:22Andrew!
00:34:24You all right?
00:34:30Andrew!
00:34:36Andrew!
00:34:38Oh, my God!
00:34:44One, two, three!
00:34:51Hey!
00:34:53Oh, my God!
00:35:06No!
00:35:23Oh, my God!
00:35:27Oh, my God!
00:35:29Oh, my God!
00:35:32Oh, my God!
00:35:33and this gun was given to me by my father it's a brown and 22 lever action i started shooting
00:35:57with that gun when i was seven years old tremendous collection and you say your show
00:36:02is in transit at the present time yes in good hands i hope so in a week you will have fulfilled
00:36:10all of your prior commitments say miss jameson yes mrs diamond i wish you could start preparing
00:36:15and organizing your new show with us immediately but i respect your obligation with other agents
00:36:20and i am sure you will show the same courtesies to the diamond agency thank you but let me caution
00:36:26you miss jameson in a week we will be promoting you big no more small town stuff you will have
00:36:35to stop giving those backwards performances well i certainly don't we will be working on an image
00:36:40miss jameson understand yes with the diamond booking agency behind you the scope of your
00:36:48little gun show will be stretched beyond your imagination
00:36:55okay mrs diamond after this week no more backwards performances
00:37:11oh jesse i was wondering when you're gonna come back it's a good thing we don't have a show
00:37:25for two more days west isn't here yet looks like we'll be going to alex's place after all
00:37:32me came in and wanted to clean up i told her not to bother i needed to sleep after
00:37:38working like i did last night
00:37:40you know she saw what she did to the lock it looks like we're going to be buying a new door jesse
00:37:48all that time and energy i spent last night and that agent secretary turns out to be a real
00:37:59loser
00:38:00you know she called shortly after you left said she couldn't talk her boss into booking it's not even
00:38:07for one single show god that burns me up leading me to believe she really had influence you know it's
00:38:16amazing how some people abuse a little bit of power i understand frank i know how you hate being abused
00:38:23by young girls you know what i mean jesse yes i do frank i know exactly what you mean you mean that you
00:38:30have absolutely nothing booked after this week and the reason for that is you have no discipline
00:38:35the only time you ever managed to get anything booked at all is by pure luck
00:38:40the rest of the time you use my show to impress some gullible young girl and get her into bed with
00:38:46you well i'm tired of it jesse i am shocked and offended you're also unemployed
00:38:52baby if you can't dance with me
00:39:07we could be lovers just wait and see baby if you can move in time
00:39:13there's a good chance i'll make you mine
00:39:17sometimes you're on your own looks around you feel you're not alone
00:39:23stand out to find someone but somebody else who needs your love
00:39:30time will not pass you by
00:39:33you need a love that's true
00:39:36just a breath away tonight
00:39:41call it out to you
00:39:46baby if you can dance with me
00:39:49we could be lovers just wait and see
00:39:52baby if you can move in time
00:39:55there's a good chance i'll make you mine
00:39:58time will not pass you by
00:40:02you need a love that's true
00:40:04where's the darn map amanda i don't see it
00:40:06i know i put it in there robert i'm not lying to you
00:40:09i can't find it
00:40:10well i know i put it in there
00:40:11then where the hell is it
00:40:12somebody must have taken it
00:40:14nobody drives the darn car but you amanda
00:40:16well somebody could have stolen it
00:40:18why don't you just admit you left the darn thing at home
00:40:20i didn't leave it at home i put it right there in the glove tomorrow
00:40:23i don't see it
00:40:24warren help this lady
00:40:26right georgia
00:40:28now i'm gonna have to buy a new map
00:40:29just fill it up please
00:40:30yes ma'am
00:40:32no robert i'll buy the map you just stay in the car
00:40:34no no no no no no i'm gonna buy the map
00:40:36no just shut up okay i don't wanna
00:40:37i am going to buy the map
00:40:38shut your mouth i'll buy the darn map robert
00:40:40no no you stay in the car
00:40:41no i'll pay for the darn map
00:40:42no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:40:43i'll buy the map
00:40:44what do you think you're doing what do you think you're doing
00:40:46what do you think you're doing
00:40:47come back out of here right now
00:40:49you think that people far enough belong to port a car like this wouldn't act like school children
00:40:53maturity doesn't necessarily come with age or with money
00:40:56you said that right ma'am
00:40:58a horse trough
00:41:01a horse trough
00:41:03yes ma'am
00:41:04we refuel horses as well as cars
00:41:06quite an enterprise
00:41:07i bet we refuel old alex thompson's horse more than anybody else's
00:41:11alex thompson
00:41:12yes ma'am his horse forever running away and coming down here to eat
00:41:15that's funny i'm headed for alex's house now
00:41:18you are
00:41:19yes i am
00:41:20well don't eat his cooking
00:41:22even his horse can't stand it
00:41:29just kiss my butt
00:41:31oh robert
00:41:32shut up a man ain't getting the car
00:41:33how much is this map
00:41:34i believe it's a dollar
00:41:35there's a dollar down the drain amanda
00:41:36just kiss my butt robert
00:41:37i know i put it in the glove
00:41:39then why wasn't it there
00:41:40you lose everything right here
00:41:42just kiss my butt robert
00:41:43oh come on
00:41:44cut it
00:41:45every time we go on a trip we go
00:41:46here try not to lose this one
00:41:47what are you complaining about now
00:41:48i didn't lose the other one
00:41:49i didn't lose it
00:41:50well it wasn't there
00:41:51i put it here
00:41:52watch robert watch me put it in the glove
00:41:53oh give me the map
00:41:54just give me the map i'm putting it right here
00:41:55do you see right here right here
00:41:56go ahead
00:41:57it's right there
00:41:58watch the stupid thing blow out of the window
00:41:59yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:42:00and then who's gonna blame huh
00:42:01who you gonna blame then
00:42:02oh just shut up
00:42:03oh robert i've had it with you
00:42:04kiss my butt
00:42:05oh for god's sake
00:42:10you're jesse jameson aren't you
00:42:13yes i am
00:42:14i thought i knew who you were
00:42:16alex's nephew works for you doesn't he
00:42:18yes he does
00:42:19alex's nephew
00:42:20wes
00:42:25warren just put the ladies gas cap back on will you
00:42:30no he's right
00:42:31wes has been a little something less than an asset working for me
00:42:34yeah
00:42:35i recall alex saying he hoped working for you might settle his sister's boy down the business
00:42:40mm-mm
00:42:41hmm
00:42:42all ready
00:42:51you know i saw your show about a year ago mrs jameson
00:42:54sure was good
00:42:55i feel like every man should have a gun to protect his family
00:42:59you do
00:43:00yes ma'am
00:43:01that's funny
00:43:04that's funny
00:43:05i think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol
00:43:07water pistol
00:43:12minimize
00:43:13is
00:43:14it's a
00:43:16more
00:43:18pro
00:43:19practical
00:43:20are
00:43:22humiliating
00:43:22and
00:43:23hope
00:43:24the
00:43:25of
00:43:27e va
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00:43:36toll
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00:43:37They...
00:43:51Three of them!
00:44:07Hello, Jesse.
00:44:18Hello, Alec.
00:44:19Nice to see you again, little lady.
00:44:21It's been a long time, Alec.
00:44:23How are you?
00:44:23Fine, thank you.
00:44:24Pretty good for an old mountain man.
00:44:26Oh, you're not old, and you're not a mountain man either.
00:44:29Of course I'm a mountain man.
00:44:30Look around you.
00:44:31This is all right in the middle of the mountains.
00:44:33All I see is the owner of the most popular sporting goods store in the county.
00:44:36That's about a mountain man at heart.
00:44:38You still living alone up here?
00:44:39Yes, I'm looking forward to your company today.
00:44:42I've fixed up the guest room, and I've invited a couple of young men to dinner.
00:44:46How young?
00:44:47Well, not too young.
00:44:48Just about right for you.
00:44:50Sounds great.
00:44:51Come on in.
00:44:52First, I'd like to find Wes.
00:44:53Is his cabin very far?
00:44:55Not very far.
00:44:55I haven't seen that boy in years.
00:44:57I'll take you up right after dinner.
00:44:58I need to go now, Alec, and alone.
00:45:01I have some business to finish with Wes.
00:45:02Do you understand?
00:45:03I understand, but can I wait until after dinner?
00:45:06I'm afraid not.
00:45:07Wes was supposed to meet me at a motel yesterday.
00:45:10You know how punctual he is.
00:45:11Yes, I understand.
00:45:12He has a little trouble meeting appointments that don't concern a girl.
00:45:16You said it.
00:45:16And I think he's still shacked up in his cabin.
00:45:18I want to catch him before he leaves, because if he starts down, I came up here for nothing.
00:45:22I understand.
00:45:23Come on in.
00:45:24I'll draw you some directions.
00:45:25Great.
00:45:56Uh-oh!
00:45:57Uh-oh!
00:45:58Uh-oh!
00:46:05Uh-oh!
00:46:06Uh-oh!
00:46:10Bishah!
00:46:11Uh-oh!
00:46:12Uh-oh!
00:46:13Uh-oh!
00:46:15Uh-oh!
00:46:17Oh, she's not.
00:46:19Who's there?
00:46:21Yo me, I got some-
00:46:22Uh-oh!
00:46:23Uh-oh!
00:46:24Uh-oh!
00:46:25You know, that road up to Wesley's cabin is a real rough mountain road.
00:46:47I'm going to put you in some real transportation.
00:46:55What a beautiful animal.
00:47:01I thought you'd like him.
00:47:03Are you going to let me ride him to Wes's cabin?
00:47:05Well, that's a general idea.
00:47:08What's his name?
00:47:09Um, well...
00:47:11Well?
00:47:12We call him Mr. Stud.
00:47:15Mr. Stud.
00:47:17Mr. Stud.
00:47:18He's quite a horse.
00:47:19I can imagine.
00:47:21We'll be burning moonlight pretty soon.
00:47:23I hope you get back before the dinner gets cold.
00:47:26Well, let's saddle up Mr. Stud.
00:47:28You got it.
00:47:29Come on.
00:47:36Always someplace besides where he's needed.
00:48:06Damn it, Wes, that's not funny.
00:48:16Wes?
00:48:17Is that you?
00:48:19All right, whoever's in there, I'm giving you five seconds to come out, and then I'm
00:48:23gonna blow you straight to hell.
00:48:25Thousand one.
00:48:27Thousand two.
00:48:28Thousand three.
00:48:30Don't shoot.
00:48:31Speak up, woman.
00:48:33What the devil's going on in there?
00:48:35Are you Jesse Jameson?
00:48:37Come out here and get my autograph.
00:48:38Get out now.
00:48:40Yes, ma'am.
00:48:41But move slowly.
00:48:43Yes, ma'am.
00:48:46I thought you were them.
00:48:49They keep coming by here.
00:48:51I wouldn't have fired the gun and I'd known that-
00:48:53Had you known it was me?
00:48:54Damn it, woman.
00:48:55People kill their best friends that way.
00:48:57I didn't think.
00:48:58Obviously.
00:48:59Are you sure you're alone in there?
00:49:01Yes, ma'am.
00:49:03Who did you mistake me for?
00:49:05The monsters.
00:49:07The what?
00:49:08Monsters?
00:49:09They look like monsters.
00:49:11They-
00:49:12Where's Wes?
00:49:13Are you one of his friends?
00:49:15Yes.
00:49:16He left last night.
00:49:18Haven't you seen him?
00:49:19He left last night?
00:49:20Are you sure?
00:49:21Yes.
00:49:22I was supposed to leave this evening.
00:49:24But the monsters were in my car.
00:49:26Well, the only thing I want is my show.
00:49:28And an explanation from Wes.
00:49:30Come on.
00:49:31Where are we going?
00:49:32To the sheriff's office.
00:49:33You can tell him about your monsters.
00:49:35Put your hands down now.
00:49:37Put your hands down now.
00:50:07Let's go.
00:50:08Let's go.
00:50:09Let's go.
00:50:10Let's go.
00:50:11Let's go.
00:50:12Let's go.
00:50:13Let's go.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:15Let's go.
00:50:16Let's go.
00:50:17Let's go.
00:50:18Let's go.
00:50:19Let's go.
00:50:20Let's go.
00:50:22Let's go.
00:50:23Hello, Alex.
00:50:28Hi, Jesse.
00:50:29Did you get that little outfit in Paris?
00:50:31I guess the boots do kind of look silly with a bathrobe.
00:50:34Oh, I think it looks kind of cute on you, Alex.
00:50:36you alex what time did you get in last night lady you know i remember you woke me up and said
00:50:42something about the sheriff taking a woman out of west's cabin it was close to midnight but i'm
00:50:47afraid you're not going to be very happy with me when i tell you what i did what'd you do well
00:50:52while i was missing our dinner engagement last night i asked the sheriff to find west for me
00:50:56what's so wrong about that you needed to find your show besides peter and andrew never showed up
00:51:01they've eaten my cooking before pretty bad but it's another thing besides my cooking no i mean
00:51:08about west what about him well when they find west i'm gonna fire him i figured that you did of course
00:51:15and i'm a little disappointed jesse i was sure that you would be i know he's your nephew and now wait a
00:51:20minute i was disappointed because as an intelligent young lady you should have fired him a long time
00:51:26ago along with that lazy business manager of yours i sure hope your aim is better than your business son
00:51:33oh get this thing will you i've got to get ready for work tell whoever it is i dropped dead or i just
00:51:48hello hello hello
00:52:18oh my you have just all sorts of interesting apparel don't you jesse please okay alex that was the
00:52:33sheriff on the phone he said some men called and reported finding my show good now get out but
00:52:38it's odd they found it not far from here that woman said west left night before last now why would
00:52:45he stop and camp so close to his cabin west is completely irresponsible couldn't the sheriff tell
00:52:51you anything no the men called in from the car they're investigating now i think if it's all right
00:52:57i'll take mr stud and ride and meet them good now get out unless of course you want to wash my back
00:53:05which is not a bad idea how old are you girl
00:53:08jesse jamis hey i've heard of him
00:53:21i wonder why whoever did this didn't take that guy's money
00:53:29bud i'm gonna follow this trail till the big boys get here
00:53:37hey well don't go too far they'll be turning up here any minute
00:53:40yeah i know
00:53:41excuse me miss we're conducting an investigation here i'm gonna have to ask you to move on along
00:53:58all right where's the rest of my show pardon half my show's missing where's the rest of it
00:54:03well i don't know the sheriff's not here yet no ma'am he should be here soon but he had to wait
00:54:08on the coroner the coroner yes ma'am they won't be long the coroner oh ma'am i'm i'm sorry since
00:54:16you were here i figured he told you west where is he where is west over there in the front seat
00:54:24but i don't think you want to look in there
00:54:25you're not his girl are you no i'm jesse jameson he worked for me sometimes
00:54:35you're not his girl are you no i'm not his girl are you no i'm not your girl in the front seat
00:54:40of you evanes
00:54:55or the filetown
00:54:57um
00:55:01hey what are you doing out there well what the hell does it look like i'm doing i ain't mowing
00:55:21the yard i ain't cooking out in the grill and i sure as hell ain't driving in my chevalet
00:55:27you have a permit what kind of permit a fishing license hey why don't you come out here and check
00:55:33now look old man we're conducting a murder investigation now bring that boat over here
00:55:40suck worms i'm a traveler now wait a minute now listen there are footprints coming in and out
00:55:48from the water's edge right here i need to get to the other side to see if the killer came in from
00:55:53over there it might be a trail to tell us where it came from now if you cooperate paddle me over
00:56:00to the other side i won't hassle you okay footprints right they lead to the victim's car i need to get
00:56:08to the other side see if i can find out where they came from well what if your killer went on
00:56:14down stream that's what i need to find out now wait a minute hey i don't see no footprints now look
00:56:24come in oh one
00:56:31matt you dumbass never could you as a walkie-talkie
00:56:40you
00:56:41you
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00:57:05come on boy let's go it doesn't feel very safe around here
00:57:35I'm
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00:59:51and if I don't come through and look really good,
00:59:54I'm afraid they'll go back to Mrs. Diamond
00:59:56and there goes my star-studded contract.
00:59:59Well, Jessie, if there's anything you can use in my store,
01:00:02you're more than welcome to it.
01:00:03Thank you, Alex.
01:00:05This is really something.
01:00:07Alex, that thing couldn't breathe
01:00:10when Peter broke the tank tube.
01:00:12Peter thinks they're from another world.
01:00:15From another world?
01:00:17Do you realize how far advanced
01:00:19a person would have to be
01:00:21in order to come in from outer space?
01:00:23It's not rational to think
01:00:25that it would be so barbaric and terrible
01:00:28as the thing that attacks you.
01:00:30If the human race is any example, Alex,
01:00:33then I think it's quite rational.
01:00:35Well, get some sleep down.
01:00:38Good night.
01:00:39Good night.
01:00:49Old Harold forgot to tell him later...
01:00:53Damn, Trevor.
01:00:54You're talking now.
01:00:55I don't want to.
01:00:57I don't want to.
01:00:58Oh, excuse me.
01:00:59Sorry.
01:01:00Because you don't have a lot of money.
01:01:17Excuse me. I'm sorry.
01:01:19It's perfectly all right.
01:01:20Are you looking for Alex?
01:01:21Yeah, is he home?
01:01:22Yeah, go on in.
01:01:23What?
01:01:30What in the hell is going on around here?
01:01:40I'm sorry about that, Luger.
01:01:43But if any of those outlaws had come around,
01:01:46we'd have sure heard them.
01:01:48Well, I'm real, real impressed.
01:01:50How'd you get so tangled up in here?
01:01:53That damned tangle.
01:01:54Your name is Luger?
01:01:56Well, I sure as hell ain't beg for it.
01:01:58Come on.
01:02:00Now, wait a minute.
01:02:01Wait a minute. You're going the wrong way.
01:02:02You gotta go this way.
01:02:04Wait, wait.
01:02:05I wonder if Mr. Studd came back last night.
01:02:07He wouldn't come here.
01:02:08Why not?
01:02:09Whenever he gets loose,
01:02:10he goes to George's filling station.
01:02:13They feed him like he was an elephant down there.
01:02:15Wait a minute.
01:02:18Well, I think I'll check on him before I leave.
01:02:21He won't be there.
01:02:22He likes George's food a lot better than he likes mine.
01:02:25By the way, did you finish breakfast?
01:02:27Sure did.
01:02:28It was awful.
01:02:29Now, I gotta get a cook.
01:02:30She sure as hell have.
01:02:32What?
01:02:33You're awful.
01:02:34I'll help you.
01:02:35Just hold still.
01:02:36Hey, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:37You're probably not on now.
01:02:38Well, just wait a minute.
01:02:48Mr. Studd?
01:02:50Mr. Studd?
01:02:52He's not there, right?
01:02:53No, he isn't.
01:02:54Yeah, I told you.
01:02:55He knows where the food is.
01:02:57Yeah, I told you.
01:02:58He knows where the food is.
01:02:59He's not there.
01:03:00Well, Jessie?
01:03:01Well, Alex.
01:03:02I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:03Neither can I.
01:03:04But when things get back to normal, I hope you'll figure this is a good place to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:21I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:22Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:23You're not having guilt feelings about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:24Oh, only a little.
01:03:25You know, running off to protect my career.
01:03:26That kind of thing.
01:03:27Listen, young lady, your career is important.
01:03:28You're not the police, and it's not your responsibility to go around looking for hobgoblins.
01:03:31Maybe not.
01:03:32I don't know.
01:03:33I don't know.
01:03:34I don't know.
01:03:35How can I?
01:03:36How can I?
01:03:37How can I?
01:03:38But when things get back to normal, I hope you'll figure this is a good place to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:40I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:41Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:42You're not having guilt feelings about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:43Oh, only a little.
01:03:44You know, running off to protect my career.
01:03:46That kind of thing.
01:03:47Listen, young lady.
01:03:48Your career is important.
01:03:49You're not the police, and it's not your responsibility to go around looking for hobgoblins.
01:03:54hobgoblins. Maybe not.
01:03:56I don't know. You know,
01:03:58I just came to work out my credit problem,
01:04:00not to learn some new self-defense
01:04:02technique. Well, we were just stringing
01:04:04you up a little bit, Luger. You sure
01:04:06did look funny.
01:04:16Now, Jesse, drive slow. You've got plenty
01:04:18of time. And, uh, when you
01:04:20get to the filling station, be sure and give me
01:04:22a call. I'd like to know if Mr. Stud
01:04:24got in all right. Sure thing, Alex.
01:04:52Hey, cowgirl.
01:04:56Hi.
01:05:03Have you been eating candy?
01:05:06Uh, candy. Uh,
01:05:08yes, ma'am.
01:05:10Looks like a thoroughbred bar.
01:05:15Do you know what this is?
01:05:16It's a motor, ma'am.
01:05:21Do you know what's wrong with this?
01:05:27Oh, you lost a belt.
01:05:29Yeah, your battery will discharge
01:05:31unless you get another one. Do you have
01:05:32another one like it?
01:05:37Uh, let me ask
01:05:38George. George!
01:05:40George!
01:05:40George!
01:05:46Well, hello again, Mr. Chicken.
01:05:53You ran out on us yesterday.
01:05:56It's okay. I can't blame you.
01:05:59You look good.
01:06:00How are you, Miss Jameson?
01:06:02I'm fine, thank you.
01:06:03Listen, we can't afford to carry all-size
01:06:05belts up here. So we're gonna have to do a little
01:06:07doctor in order to get this belt to fit your car.
01:06:09Well, can you just fix something for me
01:06:11so I can drive a few miles?
01:06:12Yes, ma'am.
01:06:13I'll fix you right up.
01:06:15I'll take care of this personally, Miss Jameson.
01:06:18Oh, and could I use your phone?
01:06:20I'd like to call Alex about Mr. Stud.
01:06:22Certainly. Go right inside.
01:06:24Mm-hmm.
01:06:34That's all right.
01:06:35That's all right.
01:07:13All right.
01:07:14Get all to settle down with a good book.
01:07:16First thing, I have a damn phone ring.
01:07:21Uh, uh, hello?
01:07:24Luger.
01:07:28I was afraid it hurt.
01:07:30Well, no, no.
01:07:31Just, well, just a little involved there.
01:07:33Well, it took you so long to answer the phone.
01:07:49Uh, uh, well, you can rest assured everything's just fine here.
01:07:54Uh, it's just timing is a little off.
01:07:55You see, I was, uh, well, I was kind of indisposed.
01:07:58Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
01:08:28What's wrong?
01:08:48What's happening?
01:08:49What the hell is that thing?
01:09:19Just hold on a minute out there, guys.
01:09:32If you want to use the toilet, I'll be out.
01:09:34Just...
01:09:36Where are you?
01:09:41Oh, there.
01:09:43Just don't.
01:09:45You're all in there.
01:09:47Oh!
01:09:49Get!
01:09:50Get!
01:09:52Get!
01:09:53Get!
01:09:54Get!
01:10:03It's a persistent, sucker.
01:10:15Run, Luger!
01:10:45Come on, Luger, you get out of here, boy!
01:11:13Come on, Luger, you get out of here, boy!
01:11:18Come on, Luger, you get out of here, boy!
01:11:23Come on, Luger!
01:11:28Come on, Luger, you get out of here, boy!
01:11:35Come on, Luger, you get out of here, boy!
01:11:42Come on, Luger!
01:11:54Come on, Luger, you get out of here, boy!
01:12:09Oh, gee!
01:12:13Give him hell, Jesse!
01:12:20Aim for the tank!
01:12:24Right on, you devil!
01:12:27Come on, Luger!
01:12:29Come on, Luger!
01:12:30Come on, Luger!
01:12:31Come on, Luger!
01:12:33Come on, Luger!
01:12:34Come on, Luger!
01:12:35I mean, the pretty give it to him!
01:12:37I'll get you ammunition!
01:12:40Jesse, the horse riding double is just fine.
01:12:53Why don't I come with you?
01:12:54Sorry, Alex.
01:12:55I need to practice.
01:12:57Be careful, girl.
01:12:59Hey, way to go, girl.
01:13:00I appreciate all you want.
01:13:10What happened, Alex?
01:13:29Did your grill catch on fire?
01:13:30Oh, that's good.
01:13:32Just shooting off a few firecrackers.
01:13:34You know that's against the law here.
01:13:35Oh, I feel so much safer now.
01:13:37I mean, now that the cavalry's here.
01:13:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:40Yes, sir.
01:14:53We'll stay positioned here, but you better get most of your men in this area.
01:14:56That woman is supposedly chasing two of the guys now.
01:14:58One's tank exploded?
01:14:59Uh, I don't know.
01:15:00I don't think they really killed one.
01:15:02You know what fear and panic do to people.
01:15:03I'm sure Alex thought the woman shot one of them, though.
01:15:05No body near the tank.
01:15:07Uh, no, sir, no body, just a fire.
01:15:10And I was a fireman for seven years.
01:15:11I know what burning flesh smells like.
01:15:14There's nothing here.
01:15:15The killer got away.
01:15:17It was monstrous.
01:15:19Bigger than you and me both.
01:15:21Well, maybe you and him, but I mean, not me and you.
01:15:24I mean, it wasn't that big.
01:15:25Luger, you're not normal.
01:15:26Well, I resent that.
01:15:28It was a terrible-looking thing.
01:15:30Ugly as hell.
01:15:32Yes, sir.
01:15:33Double ugly.
01:15:33Seven feet tall.
01:15:35At least.
01:15:36Yes, sir.
01:15:37Ah, the hell with him, Alex.
01:15:39It's obvious that he doesn't believe us.
01:15:41Well, now, wait a minute now, fellas.
01:15:43I mean, maybe the policeman won't believe us
01:15:45when that thing walks up and bites him on the ass.
01:15:49Hey, look, shouldn't you be in bed with that foot of yours?
01:15:52You think we're crazy with our monster stories, don't you?
01:15:55Well, I...
01:15:56Well, it is crazy, I know.
01:15:58I don't understand it.
01:16:00I mean, who are they?
01:16:02And where did they come from?
01:16:03What's their game, huh?
01:16:05We're their game.
01:16:07And if we don't do something besides stand around talking about it, we're in trouble.
01:16:12Spaceman.
01:16:14Coming up out of the water, huh?
01:16:15Well, now, actually, he come at me through a toilet window.
01:16:18Yes, sir.
01:16:19Coming out of the water?
01:16:20We didn't say anything about coming up out of the water.
01:16:23Look, I was just kidding.
01:16:24Kidding?
01:16:24Why are you kidding?
01:16:26This is serious, boy.
01:16:27Now, they're supposed to be dressed like...
01:16:29But wait a minute.
01:16:30You know, they may have come out of the water.
01:16:33What?
01:16:34Well, then it would be obvious where their spaceship is.
01:16:38Oh, yeah, sure.
01:16:39I can't believe you wouldn't have at least checked that out.
01:16:44What is he talking about?
01:16:45Oh, my God.
01:17:15Three little bullets.
01:17:38Jesse, you've got to stop giving these fabulous performances.
01:17:45Hey, Peter, do you really think there's a spaceship out there?
01:17:58I know there is, Luger.
01:18:00I'm going to get a shot there.
01:18:02I'd think you were crazy if I didn't know what happened to James.
01:18:06Grab the shotgun, Alex. Come on, we're losing time.
01:18:09You know, just like a revenue, you know me?
01:18:10You'll be just like blowing up a steel.
01:18:12You stay here, Luger.
01:18:14Why, stay here.
01:18:15Well, but wait a minute. I mean, I want to go with you.
01:18:21But I wanted to go with you.
01:18:25Oh, shit.
01:18:26Mmm.
01:18:45Oh, shit.
01:18:57Move the war.
01:19:19If your crazy theory is true,
01:19:22I have serious doubt as to our ability
01:19:25to blow up anything that came God knows how far to get here.
01:19:29We can sure give it a try.
01:19:31We can sure give it a try.
01:20:01I'm not too sure we're doing the right thing at all.
01:20:03Alex, I wish you'd stop doubting me.
01:20:04You're beginning to sound like the police.
01:20:06Listen, can you handle that stuff?
01:20:09Look, have a little faith.
01:20:10I have very little faith.
01:20:12I'm not too sure you know how to handle that stuff.
01:20:15Well, I do.
01:20:15It takes somebody that's been studying it, you know.
01:20:19What'd you bring the fishing rod for?
01:20:21Well, you're good with it.
01:20:23I brought what was there.
01:20:24What are you going to do?
01:20:25Is this the spot?
01:20:26It looks like it.
01:20:27There, I'm going to take the line
01:20:32and run it back over there along with the box.
01:20:34Hang on there.
01:20:41Hold the wire.
01:20:44Peter, you better know what you're doing, boy.
01:20:47You better know what you're doing, sir.
01:21:17Peter, when you're working with powder,
01:21:29you have to do it in the right sequence.
01:21:31Now, are you sure you got it in the right order?
01:21:35Hey, Alex, look.
01:21:37Hey, Jesse!
01:21:38Jesse!
01:21:39Over here!
01:21:40Hey!
01:21:41Quiet, Peter.
01:21:42You'll wake up your monster.
01:21:43Don't worry about a thing, Jesse.
01:21:45We got everything under control right here.
01:21:47Peter, you make too much noise to be a good hunter.
01:21:56Oh, hell.
01:21:57You see the dead one now, Jesse?
01:22:10I got him!
01:22:10You better be mad.
01:22:15Well, come on.
01:22:19It's not working, Alex.
01:22:20I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:22Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29No.
01:22:37Oh.
01:22:47Oh
01:23:11Let me have your child. No, I didn't get it. There are only people
01:23:17Please, Alex.
01:23:20Get him in a hurry.
01:23:22He's killing Peter.
01:23:24Alex!
01:23:38Hang on, Peter!
01:23:47You'll take him, all right.
01:23:56Shoot him!
01:23:58You can hit him!
01:23:59Shoot him!
01:24:01Shoot him, Dusty!
01:24:02I'm sorry, Peter.
01:24:03I just can't do it.
01:24:05Kill him!
01:24:06Kill him before he kills me!
01:24:08Keep your courage up.
01:24:09You'll take him.
01:24:10I just have three bullets left, Alex.
01:24:13Even if I'm faster, it'll never take him down.
01:24:16I wish you could back up and walk away.
01:24:19You're not going to do it.
01:24:25I think he wants you to holster your gun, Dusty.
01:24:29Maybe he just wants you to get away.
01:24:31If he puts his gun away, you holster yours.
01:24:34It's suicide!
01:24:35Don't do it, Dusty!
01:24:37Don't!
01:24:42It's not worth it, Dusty.
01:24:43No!
01:24:45It's not worth it.
01:24:46It's not worth it.
01:24:46It's not worth it.
01:24:46It's not worth it.
01:24:47It's not worth it.
01:24:47It's not worth it.
01:24:48It's not worth it.
01:24:49It's worth it.
01:24:50Well, how about that?
01:24:52Bilateral disarmament.
01:25:08Aim for the tank, Dusty.
01:25:10Look at him, Alex.
01:25:12He remembers what happened at your house.
01:25:14He'll never turn it back to me.
01:25:16He don't have to.
01:25:17You can take him, Dusty.
01:25:40But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:41You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:45I've never been fast.
01:25:54Aim careful, Dusty.
01:25:56I want to watch him die.
01:25:58I want to watch him die.
01:25:59I want to watch him die.
01:26:09Alex!
01:26:16Alex!
01:26:18Alex!
01:26:20Jesse! Dynamite!
01:26:24Come on to hell, Jesse!
01:26:28Be careful.
01:26:47I knew I'd watch that bastard fly.
01:26:57I knew I'd watch that bastard fly.
01:27:01We distracted.
01:27:03Now I'll never know who's the fastest.
01:27:05That's all right, boy. Now you know who's the best.
01:27:33I knew about it, too.
01:27:34So what was this Monday night?
01:27:35Come on, Jesse!
01:27:36Oh, man!
01:27:37You're welcome.
01:27:38Oh, man!
01:27:39Come on!
01:27:40I got a grip.
01:27:42I got his legs.
01:27:43R-04, maybe you're not.
01:27:44I'm not.
01:27:45I get his legs.
01:27:46I got his legs.
01:27:47I got his legs.
01:27:48I got his legs.
01:27:49I got his legs.
01:27:50Okay, sorry!
01:27:51I got his legs.
01:27:52I got his legs right there.
01:27:53I got his legs.
01:27:54I got my legs.
01:27:56I got my legs.
01:27:58I got your legs.
01:27:59I got them.
01:28:00I got my legs.
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