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00:00Okay boys, watch this.
00:15Nearly there. Wanted to get you in early birthday prison ahead of Friday.
00:1944 years I've missed out on being your dad.
00:22Deserves, so careful, a special gift.
00:26How are you feeling?
00:28Like I'm in Guantanamo Bay.
00:30Ooh, Guantanamo Bay.
00:32I've never been, but it sounds exotic.
00:35You ready?
00:37Ta-da!
00:41Why are we at the council?
00:44You changed my name to Melanie Mammoth.
00:48It's official now?
00:49Without asking me.
00:50Surprise?
00:51Yes, it is a surprise.
00:53Surely I have to authorise it?
00:56Told them you're in a coma.
00:58Easy.
00:59Plus, I'm a teacher.
01:00They let you sign anything.
01:01So, what do you think?
01:03Get me a name, change form, and drive me back home.
01:06Now.
01:07Come on.
01:10Happy birthday!
01:14Happy birthday!
01:16Happy birthday!
01:17Happy birthday.
02:18Can I take this one?
02:19You're supposed to be looking at my childhood, not perving over my mum.
02:22So that's her?
02:23No!
02:28Oh, and last, I'm a sporty.
02:30Little you on a horse.
02:31Oh, yeah.
02:33Oh, that was in North Wales.
02:35I used to love horse riding.
02:37My dad always used to think it was a bit too dangerous.
02:39My stepdad, technically.
02:40Sounds like a bit of a killjoy.
02:42Oh, that's him, is it?
02:45That's Frank, the cuckoo in the nest?
02:47That's my dad.
02:48Yes.
02:49Stepdad?
02:50Oh, Sean's like an aspirin bottle.
02:51Christmas Day.
02:52And where's Frank?
02:53Nowhere to be seen.
02:54Can't be arsed to spend it with his family.
02:56Grandad used to go to his soup kitchen on Christmas Day to feed the homeless, Grandad.
02:59Well, your real dad's here now.
03:02Well, thanks for this.
03:03Precious memories.
03:04I'll know if that bikini photo's not there.
03:08It's precious, precious memories.
03:11We'll mix some new ones.
03:12It's not on Friday.
03:14Big party.
03:15How did you know about that?
03:16Theo said.
03:19Yeah, well, you're probably busy, Mum.
03:22Call me Dad.
03:23Never too busy for my little girl.
03:24Except for Wednesday, I've got a classic car meeting.
03:26And Thursday, me and Roger are going to go and see a band and pretend to be all chocolate.
03:29Well, is it disco?
03:30No, no.
03:31It's just birthday drinks, me and a few colleagues.
03:33So you'll probably find it boring.
03:34Yeah, it does sound boring.
03:36Yeah.
03:36But I'll come anyway.
03:38I'll make it fun.
03:39Make it special.
03:41Fine.
03:42Just no more surprises.
03:44Okay?
03:45And you don't have to keep trying to be my dad.
03:50As if this Frank block was even half a dad I'd have been.
03:53What do you think?
03:53I think you should stop trying to one-up a dead man.
03:57Give your daughter some space.
03:59And wait for her to be ready to get to know you.
04:01Who asked you?
04:02You did.
04:03What can I do, Barry?
04:04Win her over.
04:05What I do is change her name by deed power.
04:08So she's Melanie Mammoth.
04:10Yeah, we did that yesterday, Barry.
04:11Remember?
04:12It was disastrous.
04:13You were there.
04:14As stimulating as this conversation is, I've got to go.
04:18The animal therapy woman's in today.
04:21The lovely Andrea.
04:22Any closer to actually talking to her this week?
04:24Slow and steady wins the race.
04:27No offence, all mate.
04:28You're running out of track.
04:30Might want to get a move on.
04:31I know what will help you pull her, Roger.
04:34Why don't you change her name by deed, Paul?
04:36And I'm leaving.
04:39I should make a move, too.
04:42It's supposed to be in a lesson.
04:44Six, seven, eight, and kick.
04:47And kick.
04:48Come on, work those arms.
04:49And side.
04:51To side.
04:52Really move those hips.
04:53That's it.
04:54Raise the heart beat.
04:55Sweat.
04:56Feel that.
04:57I can't believe you just left the tape playing.
05:00I had to pop up for five minutes.
05:01What's the big deal?
05:02I was 16.
05:03I could get married in Scotland.
05:05Just don't do it again.
05:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:08Listen, I'm glad you're here.
05:09Bit of a woman's perspective.
05:11Roger reckons I should give Mel more space.
05:12What do you think?
05:13I think it's not a school matter,
05:16but yes, that sounds like good advice.
05:18You're not exactly an expert on being a parent, though, are you?
05:21Actually, I've been doing a lot of research,
05:23because me and Susie are having a baby.
05:25Well, good luck.
05:26A little chap with the birds and the bees.
05:27Two birds cannot make a bee.
05:29Yes, they can.
05:30How?
05:31We'll have an IVF.
05:33Well, we're supposed to be having it.
05:34What's IVF?
05:35It's basically making a baby in a lab.
05:37Huh?
05:37It's when a man donates his sperm,
05:39but our donor pulled out.
05:41Before he finished.
05:42It's unprofessional.
05:44I mean, we've all done it, you know.
05:45No, no, there's no sex involved.
05:47It's just sperm.
05:48Anyway, we need to find a new donor.
05:50Leave it to me.
05:51I'll sort it out.
05:52That really won't be necessary.
05:56You know, I can't hold thinking.
05:57If I'd be in a dad for men instead of that bloody Frank bloke,
06:00Theo might have turned out a bit more normal.
06:01He's fine.
06:03Yeah, well, he's not a real bloke, though, is he?
06:04I worry about him.
06:06He's not into cars or drinking or rugby.
06:08Don't worry.
06:10It's never too late to teach a young man toxic masculinity.
06:14Do you know what?
06:15You're right.
06:16I am going to teach him about masculinity.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Start fixing Frank's mess.
06:20Win mellow over.
06:21I said toxic masculinity.
06:22Yeah, yeah, whatever fancy name it's got these days.
06:24I think we both agree it's a good thing.
06:26I'll do it with you one.
06:29Oh, you come with me.
06:31But I've got a French exam.
06:32A French exam.
06:34Grow up.
06:34Come on, let's go.
06:37Where are we going?
06:38Out, Theo.
06:39Teach you how to become a man.
06:40Something Frank couldn't be bothered to do.
06:42Lesson one, always help out your friends.
06:45Get in.
06:46We're going to the newsagent.
06:47Grandad, you left your car running.
06:49Always keep your car running.
06:50Keeps the engine warm.
06:51What about the environment?
06:53Theo, this car is 50 years old.
06:55I'm saving the environment by not having a new one built from scratch.
06:57Every second this car turns over, I'm saving the planet.
07:02Never thought of it like that.
07:03You could get an electric car.
07:05Lesson two, this is the real world.
07:07Not scale-extric.
07:09Get in.
07:15Hey, this is the life, eh, Theo?
07:21Me and you, like Bowley and Doyle on the open road.
07:24I bet Frank never did this.
07:25Took me out of school, no.
07:27We thought education was important.
07:28Too much hassle to have fun with his grandson.
07:31Well, your real granddad's here, no?
07:32You caught him?
07:33You ain't seeing anyone?
07:35Then no.
07:36Have I got a thing for you.
07:37Lesson three.
07:38Smell is the most powerful and primitive of all the senses.
07:41Take the wheel.
07:42Oh, OK.
07:43Look at that.
07:44Best cologne collection known to man.
07:46Like yourself.
07:47You'll have the girls all over you.
07:49All the boys.
07:50I know the birds and bees work these days.
07:52There's actually one bird, one bee.
07:54There could be two birds.
07:55Or two bees.
07:57I mean, it could be two bees and one bird.
07:58Ideally, there'd be two birds and one bee,
08:01and I'm the bee, if you get what I mean.
08:03Cut!
08:05Good, lad.
08:07Ah.
08:08Lesson four, never skip lunch.
08:10What do you feel like?
08:12Wimpy?
08:13Spread your life?
08:14Little chef?
08:15What about Mexican?
08:17We could go drive through.
08:18What?
08:20Hello, can I take your order?
08:22Lesson five.
08:23Opportunities are everywhere.
08:25What can I get you?
08:26How about your phone number?
08:27Over.
08:28Just things from the menu.
08:30What do you recommend?
08:31Over.
08:32Things from the menu.
08:33Just two number one meals with a coat, please,
08:36and sorry, he's from the past.
08:39Next window.
08:40My next window's tomorrow night.
08:41Over.
08:42Can I just drive to the next window?
08:45Bye.
08:50Plenty more fish in the sea.
08:53Lesson six, be adaptable.
08:55You agree with that.
08:56Your colleague in the box back there, a bit moody?
08:59I wouldn't be moody if I got to spend my days
09:01working with a beautiful woman like you.
09:03Tony Memmuth.
09:05And you are?
09:05$9.80.
09:09It's £10.
09:11Keep the change.
09:12Obviously, you're a big fan of Mexican culture.
09:14What have I told you?
09:15I spent the Mexico 1970 World Cup with Mr. Gustavo Pena.
09:19I'm really sorry.
09:22Can you move along to the collection window, please?
09:26Could I get a phone number?
09:34076543.
09:36Easy to remember.
09:37I'll call you.
09:39Gracias.
09:40Lesson seven, never give up.
09:42What is it?
09:48I'm in the middle of a lesson.
09:49There's a gentleman here to see you.
09:52I'm here about the advert.
09:55In the newsagent's window.
09:57Sorry, what are you talking about?
09:58Young woman looking for sperm.
10:05No time wasters, please.
10:07Contact Lucy Jenkins in Nolan High School.
10:11You can't be serious.
10:13I know I look old,
10:13but Des O'Connor became a dad at 72.
10:16Al Pacino was 83.
10:18Can you leave now,
10:20or I'm calling the police?
10:21What should I tell the others?
10:23All of you!
10:24Ta-da, boys!
10:31Has she ever been looking forward to her birthday?
10:33I don't know.
10:3444, eh?
10:3544 years without me in her life.
10:37Did you miss me?
10:39She had no idea you existed.
10:41Does she call me dad
10:43when she talks to you about me?
10:44She doesn't really talk about you much.
10:46But when she does, though?
10:47No.
10:48Never.
10:49All right.
10:50Come on.
10:51Let's go.
10:54Look at this, Burke.
10:58Give him the Vs.
10:59I don't really do conflict.
11:00It makes me feel sick.
11:01I could do thumbs up.
11:02This is Frank's doing.
11:04Lesson 8,
11:04a man never backs down.
11:06What do you do when someone confronts you?
11:07Fake an asthma attack or cry.
11:09I'm a really good cry.
11:10Well, you're a mammoth now,
11:11so give him the Vs.
11:12Good lad.
11:16Stand up to a bully.
11:18You'll soon realise
11:19they're all talk.
11:21Do it again, you little shit.
11:23Yeah, I'm going to be safe.
11:23OK.
11:24Everyone just needs to calm down a little bit, OK?
11:26What did you do that for, Theo?
11:28Because you told me to.
11:30Oh, aye.
11:30Getting the kid to fight your battles for you.
11:32Oh, someone wants to dance.
11:35You're messing with the wrong hombre, amigo.
11:37I'm a mammoth.
11:38And mammoths are fighters.
11:39I thought they were all pee teachers.
11:40Yeah, pee teachers who love to fight.
11:42Go and get some napkins, Theo.
11:44Going to be a bit of blood to mop up.
11:46How many napkins do you want?
11:48Don't actually get the napkins.
11:50Try to teach this chancer a lesson.
11:53Are you sure this is a good idea, Grandad?
11:55He's massive.
11:56Sigh doesn't mean anything.
11:58It's in the film Get Carter.
11:59He's a big man,
12:00but he's out of shit.
12:02Get in the car.
12:04Now, we shouldn't do this.
12:06Not in front of the kid, you know.
12:09What's wrong with him?
12:10Oh, asthma attack.
12:12Looks like a bad one as well.
12:13I'd have to get him to the hospital.
12:15Okay.
12:16Bollocks.
12:17Just looking forward to a bloody good straightener with you.
12:20But, uh,
12:21I can't leave him like that.
12:22So,
12:23maybe next time.
12:25Bye.
12:25Lesson nine.
12:33Sometimes a man needs to use his brain.
12:34Exactly what I've been trying to teach you.
12:36No, it isn't.
12:37Is that opposite of what you've been trying to teach you?
12:39Exactly.
12:40Does that mean for what?
12:40I don't know.
12:41Lesson eleven.
12:42Don't ask too many questions.
12:44What happens in lesson ten?
12:45You're doing it now.
12:47Yeah.
12:51See you tomorrow.
12:52I hope you've had more visitors.
12:57All of you,
12:58out.
13:08I mean, he's not a bad lad, you know.
13:09Chip off the old block.
13:10But, uh,
13:11just need to shake off
13:12that weak influence of that
13:13Frank.
13:15Yeah, Brog.
13:16Use your shoulders.
13:17Put your shoulder into it.
13:19Oh, God.
13:19Give it to me.
13:20Give me those.
13:20Sit them.
13:25Haven't seen my duck, have you?
13:28Mammoth.
13:29This is Andrea.
13:31The animal therapist.
13:32Oh.
13:33Therapist for ducks.
13:34How does that work?
13:36Fly down to the couch
13:36and tell us about life as a little egg.
13:38I bring my animals here
13:39to sit with people.
13:41Helps with some of the lonelier residents.
13:43Andrea is a saint.
13:45She really is.
13:46Oh, don't, Roger.
13:48Oh,
13:49that sounds an awful lot
13:50like Mr. Wardle's
13:51excuse me.
13:54So nothing?
13:55Oh, she's a wonderful woman.
13:57But she doesn't seem to notice me.
14:00Stop the game, Dory.
14:05Where's the old Roger charm?
14:06Same place as the old Roger hair
14:08and the old Roger left testicle.
14:11Gone.
14:11Anyway,
14:13I hardly ever get a chance
14:14to talk to her.
14:15She's too busy helping people.
14:20Andrea,
14:20word please.
14:22Yeah.
14:22Yes,
14:23uh,
14:24you'll kill me for this.
14:25He's a proud, proud man,
14:25but, uh,
14:27Roger's lonely.
14:28Really?
14:29Very lonely.
14:30Sad to see.
14:31I knew him in his prime.
14:33Big smile,
14:34big hair,
14:35big bloke.
14:36Now look at him.
14:37Just a husk.
14:38This is getting quite hurtful.
14:39Where's it going?
14:40Yeah,
14:40he hates admitting it,
14:42but, uh,
14:42it's true.
14:43Tell her how lonely you feel.
14:47Really lonely.
14:48Really lonely.
14:49Told me you feel like a canary
14:50in a cage, didn't you?
14:51Staring yourself in that mirror,
14:53sometimes squawking to yourself.
14:54Squawk, squawk.
14:55Uh,
14:56yes,
14:56apparently I did.
14:58I know what happens to these loners,
14:59you've seen Travis Bickle,
15:01Taxi Driver,
15:011976.
15:02Great film.
15:03You're talking to me!
15:04You're talking to me!
15:05I would never forgive myself
15:07if Roger turned violent,
15:08even if he was trying to rescue
15:10young Geordie Foster.
15:11She said,
15:11well, she had a good night film,
15:12didn't she?
15:13Now there's a woman.
15:14Where's this going?
15:16Oh, yeah.
15:16Um,
15:17now what I'm saying is,
15:18I think it'd be good for Roger
15:19if you spent a bit of time with him,
15:21one-on-one,
15:21you know,
15:21you and the animals.
15:23Roger,
15:24I'd no idea,
15:26of course.
15:27I'm finishing for the day now,
15:29but,
15:30I'll be back tomorrow.
15:34Okay.
15:35Job done.
15:37Get back over there,
15:38you randy old sod.
15:39Come on,
15:39Doreen.
15:41Please.
15:41I hear the tiger, Doreen.
15:59You're gonna be no rematch.
16:03So then I said,
16:04how does that work?
16:05Fly down on a couch
16:06and tell us about life's little egg?
16:08Everyone laughed.
16:12Oh,
16:13and I got Mella
16:14her own CB radio
16:15for her birthday.
16:17Keep in touch with her old dad.
16:18You know,
16:1910-4 for a copy.
16:22You're not still in the mood with me,
16:23are you?
16:24I'm trying to help you find Mr. Wright.
16:26What
16:26sort of Mr. Wright
16:28do you think would respond to an advert
16:30in the newsagents?
16:31I'm just trying to do something.
16:32What,
16:32do you want to do nothing
16:32like Frank?
16:33At least Frank
16:34didn't send every pervert
16:35in the area
16:36to my place of work.
16:37Do you know you're so picky?
16:39I mean,
16:39sperm is sperm.
16:40We don't just want
16:41some dodgy old man
16:42in a flasher mac.
16:44A donor has to be right.
16:45Someone strong,
16:46athletic,
16:47intelligent.
16:49Oh,
16:50God.
16:51I'm so sorry.
16:52You must think I'm an idiot.
16:53What?
16:54I don't know.
16:54I'll take this
16:57into the staff toilet.
16:59I'll be back in five minutes,
17:00probably less.
17:01fill that mug back up
17:03with coffee
17:05and don't ever,
17:07ever speak of this again.
17:15I want a word.
17:16Hey,
17:17here she is,
17:17the birthday girl.
17:19Happy birthday to you.
17:21Happy birthday to you.
17:23Happy birthday...
17:23Are you out
17:24of your frigging mind?
17:26Are you as well?
17:26What?
17:27You took Theo out of school
17:28and nearly got him killed.
17:29I was teaching him
17:29how to be a man.
17:30Something his step-grandad
17:31Frank couldn't be bothered
17:32to do, by the way.
17:33By getting him into
17:34a fight with a van driver.
17:35He wasn't in a fight
17:35with a van driver.
17:36I was in a fight
17:37with a van driver.
17:38Theo was just my second.
17:39Oh, for God's sake.
17:41Are you that woman
17:42from the semen posters?
17:44Posters?
17:45Yeah, got a few posters
17:45done for you.
17:46Best stops and that.
17:47Come on.
17:48What time's the big party tonight?
17:49It's at piss off
17:50you're not coming o'clock.
17:51What's that supposed to mean?
17:52I think it means
17:53she doesn't want you
17:53to be there.
17:54What?
17:55Why?
17:55Oh, that's a thanks again.
17:56Is that your old dad?
17:57You're not my dad.
17:59I had a dad.
18:00Always on about Frank.
18:02He's not here, though,
18:02is he?
18:03Because he left.
18:03He died.
18:04I died as well.
18:05But I came back for you.
18:07You didn't even know
18:07I existed.
18:08And quite frankly,
18:09that was better than this,
18:10so shall we go back to that?
18:12Mel.
18:12We're done.
18:14Good luck with you, semen.
18:20Kids, eh?
18:25Loose, want to?
18:26CB radio?
18:28No.
18:29I've got a phone.
18:30Everyone's got a phone.
18:35I don't know.
18:37These lonely days
18:38and barren, barren nights.
18:42Sometimes I feel so empty.
18:46What?
18:47Don't.
18:48You'll get me going.
18:49Since my wife passed,
18:54it's the companionship I miss
18:56more than anything else.
18:58Oh, Roger.
19:01Right, shift up.
19:02Come on.
19:03There we go.
19:03Oh!
19:05What are you doing?
19:06I've just got the beers.
19:07Want to, Andrea?
19:08Do you want a beer?
19:09No.
19:10I'd better go check
19:11on the other animals.
19:12What's more?
19:14Bye.
19:16All right.
19:17We'll have this quick
19:17and then get to the pub.
19:18No.
19:19I'm spending the day with Andrea.
19:21I'll bring her with you.
19:22Barry's doing wine these days.
19:24Red and white.
19:25Sport for choice.
19:25No.
19:26I thought you had plans anyway.
19:29Mel's uninviting me
19:30to the birthday party.
19:31To be honest with you, mate,
19:33a bit of a low ebb.
19:34I'm sorry,
19:35but can't we talk
19:36about this tomorrow?
19:39You can talk to Applejack.
19:41Andrea says he's a good listener.
19:43Talk to a horse?
19:45I've got a great deal
19:46in common, mate,
19:46to be honest.
19:47Oh.
19:48Maybe one thing.
19:49Hey, Roger?
19:51How are you and Andrea?
19:52Any closer to the older...
19:53The older Roger charms back?
19:56Won't be long before you find out
19:58what other old bits
19:58are still working.
20:00What did I tell you?
20:01Act interested in the animals,
20:02pretend you're lonely
20:03before you know it,
20:04you and Dan...
20:05All right, Andrea.
20:06It's not a chow, Roger,
20:07but a bloke we used to know.
20:11Pathetic.
20:16Thanks very much, mammoth.
20:19Poor women, eh?
20:21Well, well,
20:22I know I'll cheer you up.
20:23No.
20:23I'm not going to the pub.
20:25I'm not in a mood.
20:27I want to be alone.
20:28All right, Applejack.
20:36You don't want to hear
20:37my old sob stories, do you?
20:39I'd rather be out chasing
20:40the girl horses, I bet.
20:42You make the most of it,
20:42old mate.
20:44Take some advice.
20:46If you do get a sexy horse
20:48pregnant,
20:49I'm trying to get buried
20:50by an avalanche on the same day.
20:51Just to clarify,
20:54I don't find horses attractive.
20:55I mean, a horse
20:56that you would find sexy.
20:57You know,
20:57good personality,
20:59great shape for a horse,
21:00good in bed,
21:01stable, you know,
21:02whatever.
21:03Because,
21:04if you do get a sexy horse
21:06pregnant,
21:07and you get covered
21:08by an avalanche
21:08on the same day,
21:09your little horse daughter
21:10will grow up
21:11with a different horse
21:12for a dad.
21:13And not a handsome,
21:14strong horse like you
21:15with a great mane,
21:16but a weaker,
21:19shitter horse
21:20with a crap mane.
21:22And then if,
21:23like some miracle,
21:24in the future,
21:25they find you
21:25and bring you back to life,
21:27then maybe
21:28your horse daughter
21:29wants nothing more
21:31to do with you
21:31through no fault of your own.
21:33And you're sat on the bench
21:34of an old horse's home
21:36talking to a therapy human.
21:41Racking your brains
21:42about what you can do
21:43to get your horse daughter
21:45back in your life.
21:46Do you know what?
21:49They were right.
21:51You are a good listener.
21:54Got any bright ideas?
21:59I'm so sorry about Mammoth.
22:02It was completely
22:03out of the blue.
22:04He just marched in
22:05and said,
22:06give my little girl
22:07a pay raise.
22:08Honestly,
22:09I am mortified.
22:10I genuinely didn't
22:11put him up to that.
22:13Maybe the best way
22:15to show that
22:15intimidation doesn't work
22:17would be to give me
22:17the pay raise.
22:19No, no.
22:21It's a joke.
22:22It's a joke.
22:25Have a drink.
22:26Go and mingle.
22:27Maybe avoid Sian
22:28from accounts.
22:29Yawn.
22:30Am I right?
22:30Me and Sian just started
22:32seeing each other.
22:34Oh, and I love her.
22:36Oh, she is amazing.
22:38Good for you.
22:40I need to go now
22:42because there's a horse
22:46in the bar.
22:46Happy birthday.
22:53What do you think?
22:56I think you're on a horse
22:57in a bar.
22:58Why are you on a horse?
22:59Mel, meet Applejack.
23:00And he's all yours
23:02for a bit.
23:03What?
23:03Well, you said you
23:04loved riding horses
23:05and Frank never let you.
23:06So, uh,
23:07your real dad
23:08sorted you out.
23:09So take it for a test ride?
23:10If you like it,
23:11I'll buy you one.
23:12I'll even see if they'll
23:12sell me Applejack.
23:13Uh, point, please.
23:14And a bag of nuts
23:16for the big fella.
23:17Are you mad?
23:18Even if I wanted a horse,
23:19which I don't.
23:19You could have told me
23:20that soon, eh?
23:20Where am I going to keep it?
23:21Hey, there's a horse
23:22tied up on the roundabout
23:23of town Asda.
23:23You can leave him on there.
23:24Bit of company.
23:25On a roundabout?
23:26Uh, ask the school.
23:28So you can leave him
23:28in the school.
23:28I don't know, to be honest.
23:29I haven't thought it through.
23:31I thought he'd be
23:31over the moon.
23:33What's up?
23:34Has he upset you?
23:35I already warned you once.
23:38So you're not pleased, then?
23:41It's a nice gesture.
23:43But mad.
23:44How did you think
23:45this was going to go?
23:48Happy birthday!
23:51Ha-ha!
23:52I got you a horse.
23:54For me?
23:56Really?
23:56My very own horse?
23:58I know Frank never let you,
23:59but...
23:59Look, Frank, he's dead.
24:01You're here.
24:02That's all that matters.
24:04I'm Melanie Mammoth now.
24:06Drinks are on the house!
24:08It's great up!
24:09Thank you, though,
24:09that's all good!
24:22Oh, yeah!
24:23Thank you!
24:24Oh!
24:24Oh, yeah!
24:29Get the horse out of here.
24:30Honestly, you'll change your mind when you're up.
24:33Come on, he's not going to bite you.
24:34No, just get out, Dad.
24:37Dad?
24:38Mammoth. I meant mammoth.
24:42You said, Dad.
24:44Enjoy the party.
24:50Come on, Applejack.
24:51My work is done.
25:00I think you wrote your number down wrong.
25:13Back off.
25:16Not very ladylike.
25:30I think you wrote your number down wrong.
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