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'Independence Day' and 'Ali' rank high on the movie star's most notable moments in his career.
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00:00Okay, look, Kathleen, in the last three hours, you took out your eyeballs, your fingernails,
00:19your eyelids, and your hair. Now, what else on your body can I get at the mall?
00:23JoJo, I got 15 bullets in this gun. I swear if you don't start talking to him, I'm going to fill your lying ass full of some hot shit.
00:32He just got off the joint. Why are you putting all my business in the street?
00:35They call him. I just got out of jail and I ain't going back. I ain't going back.
00:43Welcome to Earth.
00:49That's what I call a close encounter.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:53Was that your auntie?
00:56Then that must mean that that's your uncle then, huh?
01:01You know y'all look alike. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been eaten.
01:05Because you don't listen. You're ignorant.
01:08Where'd you get the car?
01:08And the suit.
01:10I stole them both. A car from your wife, suit from your grandmother.
01:15Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen.
01:18Now, we can go get a warrant, come back with the FBI, take anything we want, arrest anybody that we want.
01:22Just give the man the videotapes.
01:24Hey, sonny listen, you ain't no champ. You a chump.
01:27Look like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
01:30Oh, rumble. Young man, rumble.
01:33Y'all want to lose your money? Then you bet it on Sonny.
01:35There's no way my luck is that bad.
01:39Oh, hell no.
01:42Don't ever do that again.
01:47Do you hear me?
01:50I'm just expressing myself.
01:52No.
01:53No.
01:54Mm-mm.
01:55Not like that, you're not.
01:56You got a dream.
01:58You got to protect it.
02:02People can't do something themselves.
02:03They want to tell you, you can't do it.
02:05You want something? Go get it. Period.
02:14Every single person that you or I has ever known is dead.
02:20If you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick because your head is going up my ass.
02:35You never break.
02:37Die with a lie.
02:38And why'd you come up here if you're so smart?
02:41Professional curiosity.
02:43And I like boobs.
02:44Yeah, I figured it was a win-win.
02:46By my calculations, Mike Webster sustained more than 70,000 blows to his head.
02:53This is the exterminator you called for your rat problem.
02:57Accounts looking a little thin.
02:59No one gets paid until what needs to get done gets done.
03:02Nope, that's not the rules. No money, no honey.
03:05What do you want?
03:06Why are you here?
03:09I've heard all of your platitudes.
03:11I got them, I know.
03:12She's in a better place.
03:14And this is all a part of a master plan.
03:17Heard that one too.
03:20I make this look good.
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