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00:00:01¡Beautiful! ¡Beautiful! ¡Unbelievable!
00:00:06¡Come on!
00:00:09Ok, where is this place?
00:00:12¡It's busy!
00:00:13¡Where is she? ¡Where are you?
00:00:15¡Oh, come on!
00:00:16¡I know it's going to be here! ¡I know!
00:00:18¡Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:00:20¡Oh, my God! ¡I put money into you all the time!
00:00:22¡It's not the distributor!
00:00:24¡I'm going to be late!
00:00:25¡Seventeenth time!
00:00:27¡You said five minutes! ¡That was twenty minutes ago!
00:00:29¡Come on!
00:00:30¡I wrote it on the table, put it in my purse!
00:00:33Unbook, sorority girls from Fresno, I love it.
00:00:36This is exactly what I needed to know.
00:00:38If that is just about perfect bank, I'm sick of this.
00:00:41That's the whole damn car. Let me wait again.
00:00:43What am I thinking?
00:00:46Get call waiting dude, come on!
00:00:48You do this to me all the time.
00:00:50She does this to me all the time.
00:00:52I hate you.
00:00:53Walked out the door, got in my car, and it's... it's here.
00:00:58Oh, I forgot those goddamn papers. Fuck.
00:01:02I always forget something. God damn it.
00:01:28I know!
00:01:29I love you all the time!
00:01:30Gracias por ver el video.
00:02:00Gracias por ver el video.
00:02:30Gracias por ver el video.
00:04:33Gracias por ver el video.
00:05:35That's me.
00:05:35No, no, no.
00:05:37People tell you somebody hurt them and they went crazy.
00:05:40No, I'm telling you, you hurt somebody and you go just as crazy.
00:05:47No, no, no.
00:05:48No, no.
00:05:49No, no.
00:05:50No, no.
00:05:51No, no.
00:05:52No, no.
00:05:53No, no.
00:05:54No, no.
00:05:55No, no.
00:05:56No, no.
00:05:57No.
00:05:58No, no.
00:05:59No, no.
00:06:00No, no.
00:06:01No, no.
00:06:02No, no.
00:06:03No, no.
00:06:04No, no.
00:06:05No.
00:06:06No, no.
00:06:07No, no.
00:06:08No, no.
00:06:09No.
00:06:10No, no.
00:06:11No, no.
00:06:12No, no.
00:06:13No, no.
00:06:14No, no.
00:06:15No, no.
00:06:16No, no.
00:06:18No, no.
00:06:19Nobody tells them something and they'll go on to other places and infest them.
00:06:22Some of those diseases, they're bad.
00:06:23Yeah, they get on your skin.
00:06:24They make your skin fall right off.
00:06:30But some of them, some of them get in your brain.
00:06:32And those are the kind that gloves won't help.
00:06:34No.
00:06:36Condoms won't help either.
00:06:38No, those brain diseases.
00:06:42word diseases.
00:06:43They get stuck on stuff too
00:06:47but not on your shoes
00:06:48or toilet seats or nothing like that.
00:06:50They get stuck to your words first.
00:06:54Or maybe
00:06:55they get stuck to the words you hear first
00:06:56and
00:06:57then they make their way back inside of your mind
00:07:01and then they go straight
00:07:03down into your soul
00:07:04and they make your soul sick and diseased, rotten.
00:07:09And they're powerful,
00:07:10Es más poderoso, como una enfermedad conocida a la humanidad,
00:07:13puede ser más poderoso.
00:07:14Porque estas enfermedades, estas enfermedades de la enfermedad,
00:07:17son más contagiosos que el virus más fuerte.
00:07:21Y no necesitas respirar el aire.
00:07:23No, alguien está respirando para verlo.
00:07:24No, solo necesitas escuchar lo que dicen.
00:07:30Y ellos pueden matar millones.
00:07:33Ellos pueden infestir millones a un tiempo.
00:07:40I got one.
00:07:45I got one.
00:07:46I must have one.
00:07:48I must have one.
00:07:49I must have one.
00:08:10I must have one.
00:08:13I must have one.
00:08:18I must have two.
00:08:18I must have one.
00:08:23Accomplished by redeemed the devil.
00:08:28I said to myself,
00:08:31I must have beenchien.
00:08:34I must have known as the message.
00:08:36Gracias por ver el video.
00:09:06Gracias por ver el video.
00:09:36Gracias por ver el video.
00:10:36Gracias por ver el video.
00:11:36Gracias por ver el video.
00:14:06Gracias por ver el video.
00:15:08This is a beautiful car.
00:15:09You're going to love this car.
00:15:09You're going to love this car.
00:15:11You're going to love this car.
00:15:13You're going to love this car.
00:15:15You're going to love this car.
00:15:17You're going to love this car.
00:15:19You're going to love this car.
00:15:21You're going to love this car.
00:15:23You're going to love this car.
00:15:25You're going to love this car.
00:15:27You're going to love this car.
00:15:29You're going to love this car.
00:15:31You're going to love this car.
00:15:33You're going to love this car.
00:15:35You're going to love this car.
00:15:37You're going to love this car.
00:15:38You're going to love this car.
00:15:39You're going to love this car.
00:15:40You're going to love this car.
00:15:41You're going to love this car.
00:15:42You're going to love this car.
00:15:43You're going to love this car.
00:15:44Gracias por ver el video
00:16:14Gracias por ver el video
00:16:44Hey, what is love?
00:16:50I don't know what love is
00:16:52But I know where it is
00:16:54It's right here
00:16:56In my heart
00:16:57In my heart
00:17:00I wonder where the first time love came from anyway
00:17:10You know, the first time
00:17:12Something or somebody actually felt love
00:17:15It was probably two great apes
00:17:20Two great apes who were just
00:17:21Fucking wildly in the jungle
00:17:23Just fucking their brains out
00:17:24And suddenly this feeling like a fiery waterfall
00:17:27Comes rushing over them
00:17:28And they get this look
00:17:31And one of them looks into the other one's eyes
00:17:33And the other one looks back
00:17:36And they slow down for a minute
00:17:39Because they realize they don't have to do this
00:17:41Just to procreate anymore
00:17:42And they get this feeling
00:17:46They start feeling something
00:17:47Something coming from the generation of life itself
00:17:50Is overwhelming them
00:17:52And they take this raw material
00:17:55Into themselves
00:17:56And they start making something
00:17:59They start making love
00:18:03Yeah
00:18:04That's where love first came from
00:18:07And it's probably where language first came from as well
00:18:11Because one of those big apes
00:18:13Probably the woman
00:18:15Looked into the other one's eyes
00:18:18And uttered the first word
00:18:20Luke
00:18:22Which meant
00:18:25I love you
00:18:33To let myself love again
00:18:42Jesus
00:18:43I don't know
00:18:45I'm afraid I might get hurt again by love
00:18:48For good reason
00:18:50But if I let that fear win
00:18:53God
00:18:54If I let that fear win
00:18:56And sever the slim hope that I have
00:18:58For really deep, true, meaningful love
00:19:00If I sever that cord
00:19:02And go the route of the tough guy
00:19:03Unaffected by his emotions
00:19:05Or the sad guy
00:19:07Destroyed by his emotions
00:19:10Either way
00:19:11Either way
00:19:13I'll be cutting myself off
00:19:14From the purpose
00:19:15And the reason why I'm here
00:19:16I don't know
00:19:19I don't know
00:19:21If I can ever let go
00:19:22Of the love that I had
00:19:23I mean I try
00:19:25But
00:19:25It just keeps coming back
00:19:27Which is good I think
00:19:28What the
00:19:30I mean I just
00:19:48I just hurt her so bad
00:19:52Oh but maybe
00:19:55Maybe I can let go of them
00:19:58Just a little bit at a time
00:20:02Just piece by piece
00:20:06Maybe for a moment
00:20:12Just
00:20:12Just one moment
00:20:14Let go of every last
00:20:18Bit of it
00:20:19Just so I can see
00:20:21How it's gonna be
00:20:22It's so
00:20:25Good
00:20:35What the
00:20:35To be
00:20:36I just
00:20:37I just
00:20:37And
00:20:39I just
00:20:40And
00:20:40I just
00:20:40I just
00:20:40I mean
00:20:41I don't
00:20:42Do
00:20:42I just
00:20:42I don't
00:20:43I don't
00:20:43I don't
00:20:45Contrast
00:20:45I don't
00:20:46I don't
00:20:47I can see
00:20:48I don't
00:20:49I don't
00:20:50I don't
00:20:50I don't
00:20:51I just
00:20:52¡Gracias!
00:21:22No one way to feel you up.
00:21:25But I hear you're not feeling so good today.
00:21:27I understand they got you with some graffiti.
00:21:29It's not very nice graffiti either, is it?
00:21:32You wish they could have done something a little more colorful, you know?
00:21:35I mean, there's just no accounting for taste these days.
00:21:38Hmm?
00:21:39Well, maybe they didn't have anything nicer to say.
00:21:42But I got something for you to help you brighten your day.
00:21:47There you go.
00:21:49Mr. Dumpster down the street.
00:21:51Yeah, I think he's got a crush on you.
00:21:55Well, you have a good day.
00:21:58Huh?
00:21:59Oh, you're very welcome.
00:22:01And thank you for that pizza yesterday.
00:22:02It was fantastic.
00:22:04I must say, the bouquet of the tomato sauce was superb.
00:22:08The ambiance was wonderful.
00:22:10I'd give you 4 1⁄2 stars.
00:22:13What?
00:22:15Oh, you got something for me in here?
00:22:16Well, let me take a look.
00:22:22Oh.
00:22:29Now, do you want to take a chance on buying a used car that might be a lemon?
00:22:33Of course you don't.
00:22:35Do you want to take a chance on buying a car that's got a bad reliability rating?
00:22:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:41Now, I guess you've heard some of the negative publicity about the, uh, shoot of scouters.
00:22:46It's just a bunch of hogwash that's been generated by our competitors.
00:22:50Now, I bought one of these cars, and they're great cars.
00:22:52And don't worry about the safety on these things.
00:22:55I can verify it for it myself.
00:22:57I've driven these things all over the place, and they're great cars.
00:23:00I think you should consider buying one.
00:23:01Is she the one?
00:23:06The woman with the bagel?
00:23:11Yes!
00:23:11Yes!
00:23:13Yes!
00:23:21Yes!
00:23:25Yes!
00:23:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:24:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:24:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:25:16¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:20¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:22¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:28¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:32¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:25:38¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:40¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:42oh hi missus door uh the flowers no no uh they're not for you uh i was wondering if you could do me a favor
00:25:53okay great thanks
00:25:58thanks a lot
00:26:12no no
00:26:41no just do what i say just do what i say jesus
00:26:49hey babe thanks for the flowers that was really sweet i didn't send you any flowers
00:26:57really who sent you these flowers i don't know did you fuck somebody and they sent you flowers
00:27:06what are you talking about well usually if you fuck somebody they send you flowers
00:27:11is that what you did you fuck somebody and they sent you flowers you never sent me flowers when we first had sex
00:27:19that goddamn subject did you fuck somebody for these flowers or what no and stop saying fuck so much
00:27:27no it makes me feel like asking you to leave oh so now you're leaving me because you fuck somebody
00:27:35i'm not leaving you i'm just asking you to leave but joanne i don't care if you fuck this
00:27:43i don't care if you fuck this guy
00:27:53goodbye scott
00:28:00scott
00:28:06you know
00:28:08that's just like a woman
00:28:09find somebody else to fuck and dump the guy that really loves you
00:28:16i remember old calvin
00:28:20poor bastard he ran into me just after the accident
00:28:24he was just another street person and
00:28:26i was still a member of society
00:28:29he was crying
00:28:32and he was coveting this this small vial
00:28:38i was drunk
00:28:41i wanted to just stay drunk
00:28:43and get drunker and just stay that way
00:28:46but as he was crying i said hey calvin
00:28:52why don't you and me just go out to the best bar in town and we'll just cry all night together
00:28:57and he looked at me and
00:28:59and he says
00:29:01no one's gonna cry with you mister
00:29:06you're doomed to do all your crying alone
00:29:09man that shook me up a little bit
00:29:13i don't know
00:29:16so i asked for a swig off his vial
00:29:19and then he showed it to me it wasn't alcohol at all
00:29:24it
00:29:24it was his tears in this vial
00:29:27he was collecting his tears
00:29:30he would hold it up to his eye
00:29:32and his tears would roll into it
00:29:34i asked him what had happened to him and
00:29:43he told me about his wife leaving him and
00:29:45he just lost it i mean he was bitter
00:29:51so i took him back to his place
00:29:53i looked around there was no decorations on the walls or anything there was just all these notebooks lined up on the shelves
00:29:59they're filled with the just the saddest poetry you ever saw i mean it was pathetic
00:30:06and then on the window seal
00:30:11there was these small little blue vials lined up
00:30:16he had been collecting his tears in these vials
00:30:22it must have been over a gallon of stuff
00:30:25and he said i'm gonna send these to her when i die so she can see all the pain and suffering i've been through
00:30:33i said send all your pain and suffering the woman you love
00:30:39i missed her i don't think that's right i don't think that's love
00:30:44and i thought about it and i thought that's what i've been doing with my drinking
00:30:50just showing the world how much pain and suffering i have
00:30:54right then and there i said no more drinking
00:30:59then i started ducking
00:31:02and i haven't shut up since
00:31:05now i wish i could just shut up
00:31:06but my mind won't let me it has no gate on it no spigot no valve
00:31:11i'm so tired of hearing you talk
00:31:15just leave me alone just shut up
00:31:19just shut up
00:31:20you keep doing the same things over and over again and you don't stop
00:31:25it's like a brain skipping a cd skipping a computer skipping a rock skipping on the water
00:31:32just leave me alone just stop
00:31:36just stop
00:31:58so what's going on
00:31:59i broke up with scott
00:32:01shocking
00:32:02you never did like him
00:32:04it's not that i didn't like him
00:32:07i just thought he was a
00:32:09scumbag dick-like loser chauvinistic unprincipled uncaring total sleazeball cheeseball that's all
00:32:17look
00:32:17i just can't stand it anymore i mean
00:32:20why do i always end up with the scott-like thing
00:32:23try and be careful and pick someone that'll be good to me
00:32:25no you don't
00:32:26you always end up with the hottest coolest richest showpieces in town without fail and somehow you
00:32:32expect these guys to be different on the inside than they are on the outside and they're not big surprise
00:32:39no i don't
00:32:40yes you do to you a man is the ultimate fashion accessory
00:32:44i don't know what attracted you to scott
00:32:51i thought he was different
00:32:55different how
00:32:57okay i thought he was cute
00:33:02there you go
00:33:02how am i supposed to go out with a guy i don't think is cute
00:33:05i don't know
00:33:06i couldn't do it
00:33:07i mean
00:33:08good-looking guys are assholes
00:33:11and ugly guys are nice
00:33:13they'd have to be here else they'd never get late
00:33:14oh right
00:33:15so you wind up hanging out with some nice ugly guy having a great time
00:33:19until some good-looking asshole comes by and tricks you into thinking he's nice
00:33:24so you break up with the ugly guy and break his heart
00:33:27and then the good-looking asshole dumps you and your whole life's a mess
00:33:31that's not true ugly guys can be just as much trouble as good-looking guys
00:33:36so i figure why not have someone good-looking treating you like
00:33:40shit
00:33:41so you want someone who will treat you like
00:33:43shit
00:33:44no of course not
00:33:45i just want
00:33:48i want someone who
00:33:51when i lie down at night
00:33:53i can feel his soul wrap around me
00:33:56oh is that all
00:33:57and love romance mystery beauty joy kids wild sex passion
00:34:02look i want someone that won't run away when i show them the ugly parts of myself the black
00:34:07parts that even i don't like but but they're a part of me
00:34:11like some sort of dark brooding james dean kind of character
00:34:15no because i want them to love the other side of myself too
00:34:19i want them to be able to go anywhere with me to all the twisted dark scary places inside
00:34:26and to all the loving kind caring places
00:34:29maybe you're really complex and most guys just aren't
00:34:33i think everybody's complex inside i think some people are just better at covering it up
00:34:40oh really
00:34:41yeah i mean aren't we the most vulnerable when we try and show our true emotions to each other
00:34:47isn't that like the scariest thing in the world to do
00:34:51i think it's just easier to live without thinking about these things
00:34:55i'm doomed i'm doomed to being alone
00:35:01i don't want to pretend i don't have these things inside me for the rest of my life
00:35:05god you're not doomed you don't have to pretend you don't have these things inside of you
00:35:10just don't get hung up on them that's all
00:35:12well that's the same thing no it isn't i want the fairy tale oh my god not only are you doomed but
00:35:24you're going to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity just for uttering those pathetic words
00:35:42i have been dead
00:35:54i have been dead
00:35:56i have been dead
00:36:02i have been dead
00:36:10¡Gracias!
00:36:40¡Gracias!
00:36:42¡Gracias!
00:36:52I got some flowers.
00:36:54From who?
00:36:56I don't know.
00:36:58Ooh, secret admirer.
00:37:00How mysterious and cowardly.
00:37:02You are doomed.
00:37:04And you want to know why?
00:37:06Because these kinds of things never work out.
00:37:08They sent me the most horrible geek that ever existed.
00:37:12And they sent a poem.
00:37:14A poet. A romantic super geek.
00:37:16Sounds like you two are made for each other.
00:37:20What's it say?
00:37:22Okay.
00:37:26It says,
00:37:28The lips of the wind kisses us and sighs.
00:37:32Angels pray to dandelions,
00:37:34small seeds with soft wings.
00:37:36Wow.
00:37:38Yeats.
00:37:40Yeah. And the weird thing is,
00:37:42I've been reading Yeats lately.
00:37:44I figure it must mean something.
00:37:46I wonder who it is.
00:37:48I think it's Bob at the bank.
00:37:52Joanna, Bob got married last month in Hawaii.
00:37:54To his boyfriend.
00:37:56Oh, well...
00:37:58Oh, it's gotta be Frank.
00:38:00At the coffee shop.
00:38:02Frank's going out with Alvin the hairdresser.
00:38:04What about Mike?
00:38:06Jouster.
00:38:08Are all the good looking guys in this town gay?
00:38:10Yup.
00:38:14Well, who could it possibly be?
00:38:18Some geek.
00:38:20I don't think so.
00:38:22Well, who?
00:38:24You got me, girl.
00:38:26I didn't think anybody liked you.
00:38:28Oh, thanks a lot.
00:38:30Give me a break.
00:38:31You know as well as I do,
00:38:32half this town's got a crush on you.
00:38:34It could be anybody.
00:38:36Right.
00:38:38It is some geek.
00:38:40See if you can find out who the florist is.
00:38:44Oh!
00:38:45What about Brian Palmer?
00:38:47Brian the mechanic?
00:38:49Yeah!
00:38:50Whenever I see him, he always asks me about you.
00:38:53But he's kind of gross.
00:38:56Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
00:38:58Besides, we already know that it'll be the biggest geek in the world.
00:39:03Right.
00:39:04Well look, see if you can find out for me.
00:39:06Absolutely.
00:39:07I'll call you.
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:09Oh, and Joanna.
00:39:11Yeah?
00:39:12Maybe it's me.
00:39:14Oh, it has to be you.
00:39:16Why?
00:39:17Because you said it would be the biggest geek in the world.
00:39:36Oh, it's entrained.
00:39:38Oh, and it's really good.
00:39:39Love that either.
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:41I'll call you for your
00:40:06Gracias por ver el video.
00:40:36Gracias por ver el video.
00:41:06Gracias por ver el video.
00:41:36Maybe she did.
00:41:38Maybe she loves me.
00:41:41Maybe she just feels sorry for me.
00:41:46Where is it?
00:41:47If I beg, cower and crawl, will I find my eight ball?
00:41:53Oh, does she love me?
00:42:01Oh, what a beautiful morning.
00:42:04What am I here for?
00:42:09What is my purpose if not to love?
00:42:12If I'm not loving, am I having any purpose at all?
00:42:20Each moment spent in anger is one loss to the dark gods.
00:42:24It's homage to that which I do not want to be.
00:42:27See, this is not a thought.
00:42:30This is not speech.
00:42:32This is an exorcism for the demons in my soul.
00:42:35Oh, this is an incantation for good.
00:42:39Mighty I am, mighty in my lingo.
00:42:45Hey!
00:42:51Didn't I tell you to stay away from here?
00:42:53Can I just finish my bagel and then go?
00:42:55No!
00:42:56I want you out of here now before I call the police.
00:42:58Well, as soon as I'm done with my breakfast, I'll just go on...
00:43:00No!
00:43:01I want you out of here now!
00:43:03Well, I just have a couple more bites.
00:43:05What part of no don't you understand?
00:43:09Well, what part of understanding don't you know?
00:43:16Spons of old.
00:43:18Dead.
00:43:19Food.
00:43:20Accomplished by.
00:43:22Redeeming.
00:43:23Dathering.
00:43:24Embracing.
00:43:25Never alone.
00:43:26Never alone.
00:43:27Rest of old.
00:43:28Anyway, I miss you guys.
00:43:47I hope everything's okay there, but...
00:43:50I guess I'll just, uh...
00:43:53I guess I'll just see you tomorrow.
00:43:58Este es el mundo del espíritu de los espíritus comunicarse.
00:44:07Las pequeñas piezas de papel que se mueven en tus pies.
00:44:12Ellos hablan siempre, cada segundo de cada día.
00:44:16No con palabras, pero con señas,
00:44:21con los hints, los direcciones para la vida.
00:44:25Oh, I remember thinking.
00:44:29I remember thinking of going down to that killer carmaker.
00:44:34Getting a shotgun and going down there and getting them back.
00:44:38Getting them all back.
00:44:42Oh, but I couldn't do it.
00:44:46I was sitting on a park bench and I looked up at the street light
00:44:50and it winked out, it went black.
00:44:54And I knew, I knew at that moment that that was the way to darkness.
00:44:58And that there had to be some way back to the light.
00:45:02I think we all have that place in our hearts.
00:45:06That dark place that we keep a step or a block or a million miles away from.
00:45:13But that's the place that allows us to feel the tragedies that others have suffered.
00:45:21That you all have suffered.
00:45:26Rosetta, when you died you were only twelve years old.
00:45:31And that place, that dark place that, that's why we, we turn away from it.
00:45:37We ignore it because we're just afraid that the pain of others is just going to overwhelm us.
00:45:43We're afraid it's going to open up that, that sad black hole that's inside ourselves.
00:45:53But the bagels, the bagels come anyway.
00:45:58Fearless bagel woman, she's come to terms with her darkness.
00:46:02She knows it, she lives with it, she nurtures it.
00:46:06Her darkness has given her the gift of her overwhelming compassion and it fuels her inner light.
00:46:13And I know, I'm a disgusting wreck of a man, I mean look at me.
00:46:20I'm a loser in the game of life.
00:46:24I have black, bitter darkness inside of me that will never disappear.
00:46:28That no one can ever make disappear.
00:46:31And yet I know, I'm going to give to her.
00:46:36I'm going to tell her of my love for her.
00:46:41Even though I fear it's going to drive her away, I love her.
00:46:58She loves me, she loves me not.
00:47:02She loves me, she loves me not.
00:47:06She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me, she loves me not.
00:47:11She loves me, she loves me not.
00:47:13She loves me.
00:47:14She loves me not.
00:47:15She loves me.
00:47:16She loves me not.
00:47:17She loves me.
00:47:18She loves me.
00:47:19She loves me.
00:47:20She loves me.
00:47:21She loves me.
00:47:22She loves me.
00:47:23She loves me not.
00:47:24She loves me.
00:47:25She loves me.
00:47:26She loves me.
00:47:27She loves me.
00:47:32I knew it.
00:47:33I knew it.
00:47:34She loves me.
00:47:57Hello?
00:48:05Hi, Lori.
00:48:06It's Joanna.
00:48:07Um, I got another flower.
00:48:09From the coward?
00:48:11How exciting.
00:48:12Look, did you talk to Brian?
00:48:14Is it him?
00:48:16No.
00:48:17Um, he kind of spent the night here last night.
00:48:21Lori!
00:48:22I'm sorry, hon.
00:48:23I called him to ask him about you, and the next thing I knew...
00:48:26I think he's gross.
00:48:27Anyway, I knew it wasn't him.
00:48:30How?
00:48:31Because this guy is different.
00:48:35No, I mean, it's weird, but when I lie in bed at night and imagine him with me, I can feel
00:48:43him out there thinking about me.
00:48:45You're fantasizing about this man?
00:48:48Are you crazy?
00:48:49Joanna, you don't even know who this guy is.
00:48:52You're just in love with some fantasy prince charming.
00:48:55No, it's not Prince Charming.
00:48:58It's more like the lover from the Marguerite Duran novel.
00:49:04And why not?
00:49:06Why not fall for the perfect fantasy?
00:49:08Because when the fantasy becomes reality, somebody's gonna get hurt.
00:49:13I'm not gonna get hurt from a secret admirer.
00:49:16I know how these things always resolve themselves.
00:49:18Besides, I need a little fantasy in my life right now.
00:49:23I mean, this is like the perfect guy.
00:49:27He comes to me at night.
00:49:29We have incredible sex.
00:49:31He leaves in the morning, and he always puts down the toilet seat.
00:49:36Does he leave the used condoms on the bedroom floor?
00:49:38Ooh, I hate that.
00:49:40No, we don't use condoms.
00:49:43No?
00:49:44But what if you get pregnant?
00:49:45I can't.
00:49:46He uses a secret oriental method of lovemaking,
00:49:49which allows him to have an orgasm without ejaculating.
00:49:52Oh my god!
00:49:54Yes, and he can go on forever.
00:49:56I mean, all night.
00:49:58Is he...
00:49:59Very... well... you know.
00:50:02No, what?
00:50:03Come on!
00:50:04You know!
00:50:05What?
00:50:07Mmm!
00:50:09What?
00:50:10Does he have a big dick?
00:50:12Like a Redwood.
00:50:17How am I gonna get rid of Brian?
00:50:20Tell him you don't like his car.
00:50:21I want to get rid of him, not destroy him.
00:50:25Don't you ever get sick of it?
00:50:27What?
00:50:29Running around with all these guys.
00:50:31No.
00:50:35I said to you,
00:50:36Land of the Dead.
00:50:37Four days, he stoned in his house.
00:50:40Every soul has made the soul of his soul.
00:50:42His own blood and encouraging people to build a large house.
00:50:45And I said to myself,
00:50:46What?
00:50:46There was such a truth?
00:50:48Afe is a promise.
00:50:50Afe is a promise.
00:50:52Afe is aánh.
00:50:53Afe is a reward.
00:50:54Afe is a reward.
00:50:55Afe is a reward.
00:50:55Afe is a reward.
00:50:56Afe is a reward.
00:50:57Afe is a reward.
00:50:58Afe is a reward.
00:51:00Afe is a reward.
00:51:02Afe is a reward.
00:51:04Afe is a reward.
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00:51:35I don't know. Some people say that God's perfect. Is God perfect? I don't know. It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, would a perfect God let a two-year-old child get its legs blown off by a landmine?
00:51:55I read about it in the paper this morning. Out of the dumpster. How could you do that? How? What were you thinking? A two-year-old child for crying out loud.
00:52:06God, you ought to come down here and let somebody teach you a lesson.
00:52:14Sometimes I think you're as bad as I am. It's not my idea of perfection.
00:52:20I mean, even I can think of a more perfect world than that.
00:52:23I don't know. Maybe you're trying to get by just as good as you can.
00:52:29Just like me.
00:52:30Maybe you can't stop all the bad in the world from happening.
00:52:35Maybe you just try to stop it for the people that are trying to do good.
00:52:39I don't mean good by doing things like worshiping and complaining to you or whining and complaining.
00:52:46And I've got to have more than this in my life and I don't have enough of that.
00:52:51No, I mean good by doing good.
00:52:56Maybe we don't have the best God.
00:52:59Maybe you're more like a straight person of God's.
00:53:02Maybe you're more like a bum God, a homeless God.
00:53:06Where not everything goes quite right for you.
00:53:11Miracles go wrong.
00:53:14I don't know.
00:53:16Yeah, maybe you're not perfect.
00:53:18Maybe you make mistakes.
00:53:21Maybe I need to forgive you, you imperfect God, for the mistakes that you've made.
00:53:25Just like I need to forgive myself.
00:53:30Just like I need to forgive everyone else for theirs.
00:53:46Hello?
00:53:55Hello?
00:53:56Hi, Laurie.
00:53:57It's Joanna.
00:53:58I finally got something for my secret admirer.
00:54:01Well, I hope it's a name and phone number or maybe like a picture totally nude.
00:54:06No, es un key.
00:54:09¿A su casa?
00:54:10No, un key a un locker en la bus station.
00:54:13Oh, Dios mío.
00:54:15¿Cómo increíblemente romántico, emocionante y misterioso?
00:54:19Aunque, por supuesto, en el locker de la habitación de su última victima.
00:54:24¿Lori?
00:54:25Sí.
00:54:25Tal vez es como un cero serial killer, el flower petal bus locker stalker,
00:54:30who slyly sucks beautiful young women into his soft, sultry web of romantic candy
00:54:36and then chops and hacks them up for all the mean things his mother did to him.
00:54:41Uh, no.
00:54:42That was your last boyfriend?
00:54:44Oh, yeah.
00:54:46So, um, I'm going down to the bus station.
00:54:49Do you want to come?
00:54:49No way.
00:54:50What if he's there waiting for you?
00:54:53That's why I want you to come.
00:54:55Well, I would.
00:54:55But I'm going to a concert with Brian.
00:54:58Oh, how's that going?
00:54:59Oh, the man has problems.
00:55:02He is a real fixer-upper.
00:55:05And?
00:55:05And nothing.
00:55:06He's a total dick, but I need to get laid.
00:55:09You mean, because he has a dick, you can get laid.
00:55:14Exactly.
00:55:15God, you're such a slut.
00:55:16Hey, what's wrong with that?
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:19I don't know.
00:55:20Maybe that's just the way to be.
00:55:21Listen, I would trade in my night with Brian the Motorhead
00:55:24for your romantic, exciting locker key any day of the week.
00:55:28Really?
00:55:29Honey, I want the real thing.
00:55:31Love, kids, marriage, all that stuff.
00:55:34We all do.
00:55:36Well, it's about time you admitted it to me.
00:55:40Do you know how hard it is to be the last romantic woman in Boulder?
00:55:44Are you really going to fuck Brian?
00:55:47No.
00:55:48But he thinks I am.
00:55:49God, you're so bad.
00:55:51I'll call you later.
00:55:52I got a jet.
00:55:53Okay, bye.
00:55:53Bye.
00:55:53Bye.
00:55:54Bye.
00:55:54Bye.
00:55:54Bye.
00:55:54Bye.
00:55:56Bye.
00:55:56Bye.
00:55:56Bye.
00:55:56Bye.
00:55:56Bye.
00:55:58Bye.
00:55:58Bye.
00:55:59I know Jesus.
00:56:07He's a friend of mine.
00:56:08I met him in a pub.
00:56:09It was back when I was drinking heavily.
00:56:13I looked over, and there he was, sitting there right at the bar.
00:56:17He was drinking, too.
00:56:18He had a glass of wine or something.
00:56:21I said, Jesus Christ, man, am I glad to see you.
00:56:26You would not believe what's been going on around here.
00:56:30The last 2,000 years, they've been fighting wars and such on TV, they steal money from the meek.
00:56:40They've practically screwed up the whole planet.
00:56:42And you know the thing is, I mean, I don't really want to tell you this, but they've been doing it all in your name.
00:56:49I had to tell him, and he just kind of looked at me with these eyes.
00:56:54His eyes were just so full of light and joy.
00:56:58Then I kind of looked at him, and his hair was all tangled up, and he was kind of dirty and skinny looking.
00:57:03And he looked to me like he'd been living out on the street for, God, all his whole life, probably.
00:57:08And then he says to me, you know, you have no idea what it's like, pal.
00:57:17They are after me every day.
00:57:19They're always on my back.
00:57:21And you know what?
00:57:22Very little of all this impresses me.
00:57:25Very little of it.
00:57:38Then he mumbled something else.
00:57:41I don't quite remember what it was.
00:57:42And then he said something like, hey, how about slide me a dollar so I can get some food?
00:57:49And then he looked into his glass, and he just kind of stared into it for a while.
00:57:53And I just kind of felt my heart sink.
00:57:56And I looked at him, and I said, can't you just make a miracle or something, save the world from all these wars and everything?
00:58:03And he looked at me, and he goes, don't look at me, pal.
00:58:09I've done all I can.
00:58:10I've been trying to save the world, but how can I change your heart when it's all balled up like a fist?
00:58:16I can't change your mind no matter how much it's been blessed.
00:58:22Well, I'd been drinking for days, and this just kind of pissed me off.
00:58:26So I looked at him, and I said, oh, I see.
00:58:30You're just going to sit there and drink, and why, we all go straight to hell.
00:58:33You can't tell me that even the Messiah has lost all hope.
00:58:41Hmm.
00:58:42And then he just kind of twisted his glass.
00:58:46He turned his head ever so slowly.
00:58:50He took a long stare at me.
00:58:54He looked at me with those big, round eyes of his, and he says,
00:58:59Look, pal, you can buy me a drink, or you can leave me alone.
00:59:11The rest is up to you.
00:59:14And then he just wouldn't say a word after that.
00:59:17He, you can buy me a drink.
00:59:20And then, that's what the Lord said.
00:59:21He was so great.
00:59:23And then, and he said, no, you're like, oh, no, no, no, no.
00:59:28But then it's like a fish of water, and then the light, and then the light, and then the light, and then the light, and then the light, and then the light.
00:59:36And then he said, oh, no, no, no, no say, no.
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01:00:08All right, all right. Good to see you.
01:00:11Hey, listen, uh, I need some advice.
01:00:15On what?
01:00:16Uh, women. What else?
01:00:19Women.
01:00:19Listen, don't ask me, all right? I haven't a clue what women think.
01:00:22Go ask somebody who's married or in a relationship.
01:00:25You've got a relationship.
01:00:27I don't have a relationship. I have a sinking ship.
01:00:30It's close enough.
01:00:31Look, I just need some advice on what to do with the woman that's been giving me the bagels.
01:00:36The bagel woman.
01:00:36Well, have you actually spoken with her yet?
01:00:39No. It's worse than that.
01:00:41How much worse?
01:00:43Well, I think I'm in love with her.
01:00:46You think?
01:00:48Okay, I know I'm in love with her.
01:00:50You're in love with her. With her.
01:00:54I love her. I don't know how she feels about me.
01:00:58Well, have you told her?
01:00:58No, I, no, look at me. I'm afraid what she might think.
01:01:03Let me tell you something, okay?
01:01:05You know, one time I asked somebody for some advice and they gave it to me and I took it.
01:01:09Hmm?
01:01:09Fucked my whole life up. Fucked it up, Royal.
01:01:11Okay, well, I give you permission to fuck up my life.
01:01:20Well, years later, all right, I came to realize that they were directing those comments to themselves, okay?
01:01:27It was almost like the advice they were giving me were based on what they would have done in the situation that I was in,
01:01:31which is what I think humans do generally. They can't help it.
01:01:33So what do you mean, exactly? What do you mean? I, what do I mean?
01:01:39Um, okay, like, say if I were to ask somebody if I should put avocado on my sandwich, right, okay?
01:01:44And they say nix the avocado because they're trying to lose weight.
01:01:47Well, maybe I'm trying to gain weight, okay?
01:01:49So they're giving me advice based on what they would have done instead of what I should have done.
01:01:53Okay. So what happened?
01:01:56Well, I did this thing in that situation, which would have been great had they done it,
01:02:00but for me, it wound up being the worst thing that could have transpired, you know?
01:02:03So as a result of that, I wound up being alone, fucked up relationships,
01:02:08all because I bullshitted when I should have told the truth.
01:02:10What bullshit?
01:02:14You know, well, she was it, George. You know what I'm saying? She was it.
01:02:17All right, and the advice I got was, don't tell your lover, man, or you'll scare her off.
01:02:21So I didn't tell her. You know, so she left town and left a note.
01:02:25A note? What'd it say? The note?
01:02:29All right, all right. I got it right here.
01:02:33Wait, that stick of gum. You're going to...
01:02:35No, I need that.
01:02:39Richard, I'll love you forever. Anita.
01:02:46Got a postcard from her a couple of years ago.
01:02:48She's living in Minneapolis now. Married, got kids, doing really well.
01:02:51I tell you, it makes me feel sick even today to think about it, you know?
01:02:56And of course, you know, the guy who gave me the advice?
01:02:59Happily fucking married.
01:03:02Anyway, the point is, okay, is that anytime anybody wants to give you some advice,
01:03:07I mean, I don't care who it is.
01:03:08It could be a doctor or a lawyer or your therapist or your mother.
01:03:12They're really saying it for themselves.
01:03:14Oh, yeah, right.
01:03:16All right.
01:03:19So tell her you love her is my advice to you.
01:03:22But it doesn't apply to you.
01:03:24So don't take it.
01:03:29Right.
01:03:30Got it.
01:03:31Got it.
01:03:36Got it.
01:03:36You're going to leave, huh?
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:42Hey, you all right?
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:46You okay?
01:03:47Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
01:03:52Hey, you know, take a shower, though, before, or whatever you do, you know, just...
01:03:58Love, kindness, joy, bliss, caring, self-assurance.
01:04:20These are the things that I was born with.
01:04:23I don't need to follow some guru or religion in order to find spiritual bliss.
01:04:30These things are inside of me every second of every day.
01:04:34I just happen to be covered up with a layer of crap right at the moment.
01:04:40I just need to stop.
01:04:42I just need to stop and get down under these layers and uncover that hidden self down on
01:04:47the inside.
01:04:48But, yeah, it's just all this crap, all these bad thoughts, these inappropriate actions,
01:04:54these inappropriate thinking patterns.
01:04:58It's not like we were all born perfect and then we had to go discover a course in miracles
01:05:04or become a Scientologist or spend a hundred years on a mountaintop meditating.
01:05:12No.
01:05:14No.
01:05:16No, no, no.
01:05:18I think we came into this world as far more perfect beings.
01:05:24Yeah.
01:05:27And it's not something that exists out there.
01:05:31I don't have to go somewhere else to go find it.
01:05:33No, it's right here.
01:05:35It's right here inside of me.
01:05:36I just need to get all that crap out.
01:05:39Just pour it out.
01:05:40Just spew it out of my mouth.
01:05:44Just get rid of it until I'm clean on the inside.
01:05:48Just get down to that hidden perfection that's buried deep down inside of me.
01:05:53And let it rise to the surface of my heart and heal myself.
01:05:58That's what I'm going to do.
01:06:01That's what I'm going to do.
01:06:03It's all down deep inside of us now.
01:06:06I can feel it.
01:06:07We're perfect on the inside.
01:06:08I mean, you know that, don't you?
01:06:10I know.
01:06:11Yeah, you know.
01:06:13Everybody knows.
01:06:14I never know.
01:06:15I never know.
01:06:15I never know.
01:06:15I never know.
01:06:16I never know.
01:06:16I never know.
01:06:17I never know.
01:06:18This is who I am, my friend.
01:06:34I hope you like me.
01:06:37She's not going to like me.
01:06:42What am I thinking?
01:06:43She's just...
01:06:44I can't do this.
01:06:46This is crazy.
01:06:48Oh, God.
01:06:50What if she would like me?
01:06:51She's not going to like me.
01:07:05I can't do this.
01:07:06Hey!
01:07:07What are you doing?
01:07:09Oh, I was just going to put something into your mailbox.
01:07:13You've been leaving me things?
01:07:16Yeah.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:18You left me the flowers and the key?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:25Oh, my God.
01:07:26What was I thinking?
01:07:28Of course.
01:07:29Of course it would be someone like you.
01:07:31No offense, but you're not exactly someone I can fall in love with, you know.
01:07:34What is wrong with you?
01:07:37What were you thinking?
01:07:39Well, you just left me those bagels and...
01:07:41I leave stray dogs biscuits, and I don't expect them to start following me.
01:07:48You can't do this anymore.
01:07:50You have got to leave me alone.
01:07:52I just...
01:07:53I wanted to thank you.
01:07:55Oh, are you crazy?
01:07:57God, my girlfriend said you'd be some kind of psycho.
01:08:00What is wrong with you?
01:08:02You've got bodies in your freezer.
01:08:04I mean, have you ever killed anybody?
01:08:07How did you...
01:08:08No.
01:08:09I just love my wife and my child so much.
01:08:13Look.
01:08:15You don't love me.
01:08:16You got that?
01:08:17You don't love me, and I don't love you, and I never will love you.
01:08:23You had better leave, and you had better leave me alone, and you had better not come back here.
01:08:28You got that?
01:08:28I'm going inside, and I'm going to call the police, and if you ever come back here, I'm going to have you arrested, and I'm having a restraining order put on you.
01:08:38So stay out of my mailbox and my garbage.
01:08:44You don't understand.
01:08:46I just wanted to thank you for the bagels.
01:08:49I will come back if you don't want me to.
01:08:52I just talk too much.
01:08:54I just talk too much, that's all.
01:08:56Well, now you know.
01:08:58Now you know I'm a complete and utter bitch, and I hate you.
01:09:02So get the fuck away from me.
01:09:05You disgust me.
01:09:06You disgust me to the very core of my being.
01:09:09You disgust me.
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01:10:23¡Oh!
01:10:27Is there hope?
01:10:32Very doubtful.
01:10:40Is there love?
01:10:43Goodness?
01:10:45Kindness?
01:10:46¡Ah!
01:10:50Ah, that looked not so good.
01:10:54But I believed in these things.
01:10:56I know they exist.
01:10:58I know they do.
01:11:00For some.
01:11:03For the lucky ones.
01:11:07But not for me!
01:11:11It can only exist for those who still believe.
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01:13:04Will the dark things dwell with their sticks and their jabbing knives tearing me apart?
01:13:13I have every right, I have every right to be angry, I have every right to be angry,
01:13:21I have every right to be angry, angry, angry, angry, angry, angry, angry, angry.
01:13:27How big do I, do I want to be?
01:13:57I want to be angry, I want to be angry, only I can not be angry.
01:14:03But I will draw my hand against me.
01:14:10I want to be angry, I have all my difficulties.
01:14:15I will not be angry at you.
01:14:18I want to be angry, I will be angry, will be angry.
01:14:23Amén.
01:14:53Noya.
01:15:05Pure space.
01:15:11Pure space.
01:15:15Pure space.
01:15:19I was driving home one night with my family.
01:15:21And I swerved to avoid hitting a dog
01:15:25And it rolled over
01:15:30And I killed him
01:15:32I killed my family
01:15:35Mighty I am
01:15:38Mighty in dwelling God
01:15:44Mighty I am
01:15:48Mighty in dwelling God
01:15:54I'm sorry
01:16:14I'm sorry
01:16:15I just wanted to apologize for the other day
01:16:20I'm sorry
01:16:22So
01:16:24I'm not going to yell at you anymore
01:16:29Oh
01:16:33Do you need to be alone?
01:16:38I can go
01:16:39No, no, no, that's okay
01:16:41I wanted you to meet my wife and child
01:16:47Well, they wanted to meet you
01:16:49I guess you think it's pretty weird
01:16:53Me introducing you to my wife and child
01:16:56That are dead out in the middle of a graveyard
01:16:59I just wanted their approval
01:17:03For what?
01:17:04I guess I don't really know
01:17:07I must just be crazy
01:17:11No
01:17:12No, you're not crazy
01:17:16I'm not
01:17:19You just need to be loved
01:17:28So do I
01:17:33I don't know what to say
01:17:40Um
01:17:42Well
01:17:44You look really nice
01:17:48Um
01:17:50Why don't we go get a bagel
01:17:54Do you want to get a bagel?
01:17:56Come on
01:17:57My treat
01:17:58Let's go
01:18:00It's really peaceful here, huh?
01:18:04I mean, look at all these sleeping bodies
01:18:06I wonder if they're having pleasant dreams
01:18:09I bet they are
01:18:11How could you in a place like this?
01:18:15I hope
01:18:15That behind me
01:18:17I hope this is the best
01:18:19Ever
01:18:20Ever
01:18:21If you see me walking
01:18:23I am heading home
01:18:26What about you walking on here?
01:18:29I bet some of you are
01:18:31Out where I've been stalking
01:18:35And a little that is known
01:18:39Make a sound in the land
01:18:48Where no one sings
01:18:50Rock a child in the arms
01:18:54That loving brings
01:18:56Plant a seed in the ground
01:19:00Where all life springs
01:19:02Hold you close
01:19:05Hold you close as we soar
01:19:06On our ancient wings
01:19:09Turn this bird around
01:19:12We're going home
01:19:16Now that we are found
01:19:23We're going home
01:19:27Happy child in the eyes
01:19:37That know all things
01:19:39Take a walk in a world
01:19:42Where freedom rings
01:19:45Plant a seed in the mind
01:19:49That thinking brings
01:19:51Hold you close as we fly
01:19:54On our silver strings
01:19:57Hear that inner sound
01:20:01We're going home
01:20:04Blue and green and brown
01:20:13Going home
01:20:15Going home
01:20:16Make a sound in the land
01:20:25Where no one sings
01:20:27Plant a seed in the ground
01:20:30Where all life springs
01:20:33Rock a child in the arms
01:20:36To the arms that loving brings
01:20:41Hold you close as we soar
01:20:43On our ancient wings
01:20:47Hold you close as we soar
01:20:49On our ancient wings
01:20:53Hold you close as we soar
01:20:55Glide on our ancient wings
01:21:02Glide on our ancient wings
01:21:06Turn this bird around
01:21:23We're going home
01:21:25We're going home
01:21:27We're going home
01:21:31Turn this bird around
01:21:38We're going home
01:21:43Turn this bird around
01:21:48We're going home
01:21:52We're going home
01:21:56Turn this bird around, we're going home
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