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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:05:35Bu nedenle biz de yorumlarımız var.
00:05:37Me?
00:05:38The witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging, there's no movement!
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world,
00:05:57but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:06:07If we can't save him,
00:06:09there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:24Her right rewrites the ronde,
00:06:27and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:39No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come!
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:52To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer,
00:06:56will give her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need!
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country,
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14Mm-hmm.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:17on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her
00:08:23would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:08:27of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:34Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir,
00:08:47we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure
00:08:50for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:54You can always deal with her later
00:08:56if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right.
00:08:59I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you,
00:09:02if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:05mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:09You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:19Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No.
00:09:23Miss Trixie,
00:09:24my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well,
00:09:29if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:35who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:37from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also,
00:09:39he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if
00:09:46the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even dream
00:09:49of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:03were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Okay!
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything
00:10:46that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:59Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:27What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:33is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum
00:11:38where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:32Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:48And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my God.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:24With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:59Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:13General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:32Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:02I want to save you.
00:18:20You don't want to use Shia is my friend.
00:18:20Thanks to your wife and Harold Jase.
00:18:21And have it in a Ätom presence?
00:18:21They can't harm yourporte voice.
00:18:22I ain't concusation.
00:18:22Oh, no, no.
00:18:23At all time...
00:18:32Now is different.
00:22:26İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:22:29Bu, bu.
00:22:30Bu, bu.
00:22:32Bu, bu.
00:22:33Bu, bu.
00:22:34Bu.
00:22:36Bu, bu.
00:22:37Bu, bu.
00:22:38Bu.
00:22:39Bu, bu.
00:22:44Bu.
00:22:47Bu.
00:22:49Bu, bu yani, bu!
00:22:50Lysanderer'cin
00:22:50Do Sh Register'in kommen.
00:22:52Ata τη shel上 demektim.
00:22:58Söava.
00:23:03Bu, balık, balık!
00:23:10Elbette-
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother is dead,
00:26:49it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:50Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap, oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, sucka.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:43Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite then,
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:02Thank you.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:11I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The Goddess Healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words.
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:05Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:09I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:18Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:20I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm gonna marry that hobos woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not for us.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:06Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:56been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got off-keep. You dig?
00:36:03The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already. Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:02Why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch! You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:28They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart.
00:38:10But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:39Who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When hope when nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean, we broadcast that video of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:39:24against my presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:46my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:58Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:31Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles. Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:29And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:36Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa.
00:42:44She's like, so obsessed with me.
00:42:48See everyone?
00:42:49But already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:18You? Giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:31We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:41Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:56I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:59Bravo!
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick!
00:44:03Somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:06You should make yourself.
00:44:07Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-digging, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Cuz I've got the material goods.
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:55Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:49Butch Tanner.
00:46:50Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:09You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech,
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:22to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:36Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a...
00:47:47...reloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone,
00:47:53cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01WITH the military!
00:48:03Approved by the first female president
00:48:05of the United States herself, bitch!
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor!
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon,
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:25Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:39Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services?
00:48:59Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:30Boss, I had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:33After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here,
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:11You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out,
00:50:16or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:49It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:50:52It's...
00:50:53It's...
00:50:56It's...
00:51:00Who the hell is this?
00:51:05I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um...
00:51:12When did I become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you because you're a good man.
00:51:27Not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know, look man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:14Now that she's all cleaned up.
00:52:16But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious Trixie.
00:52:46You know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off with it because she's so kind.
00:52:51So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:00I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe you should try to piss them off some more, don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12Unlike somebody else here.
00:54:14Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:22So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million.
00:54:51Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:03Which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander.
00:55:13I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay? Which is exactly why...
00:55:22Well, my third gift is, um...
00:55:27Well...
00:55:27What's up?
00:55:36Oh...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God!
00:55:46You found my dog!
00:55:51Trixia, sadece bir adam.
00:55:53Ama senin için çok daha.
00:55:55Trixia more.
00:55:58Trixia more.
00:56:00Mezirme.
00:56:03You know, I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:09Evet, ben seni.
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01:14:14İngiltere bir göndere, bir göndere.
01:14:18Bütün her göndere.
01:14:20Aysel ile birlikte, ya da bilir.
01:14:21Aysel'i açamak!
01:14:24Aysel'i açamak!
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01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:09She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36This contract?
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:58And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:14There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:25Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25And I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:30And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:02Welcome, goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:17I love you.
01:23:20I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't pop me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
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