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00:00Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting, tingling, too.
00:19Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
00:24Outside, the snow is falling, and friends are calling you.
00:31Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
00:38Diddy-yap, diddy-yap, diddy-yap, let's go.
00:52Tree skirt to Little Drummer Boy.
00:53All halls have been properly decked.
00:55Over.
00:57Little Drummer Boy, do you copy?
01:01Wayne?
01:03Picture band burning, gotta go.
01:07You need to see your TBM software, did you?
01:09Self-destruct mode initiated, exploding in 30 seconds.
01:15Stop, no, cancel.
01:19You have to enter your password, override.
01:21Ah, what's my password?
01:23I don't know, it's your password.
01:25Exploding in 20 seconds.
01:29Oh, got it.
01:30Christmas, one, two, three.
01:33Password incorrect.
01:35Still self-destructing in five.
01:38No, no, you're incorrect.
01:40Three, two, three, five.
01:43Merry Christmas.
01:44Merry Christmas.
01:52Ah!
01:52Lanny, I am initiating Snowball Protocol.
02:09We will never speak of this again.
02:17Oh, that mission was not very tinsel, Wayne.
02:20Not very tinsel at all.
02:21Oh, sick of it. Snowball Protocol.
02:23Oh, right.
02:24Merry Christmas.
02:25Oh, back at you, Jose.
02:26Merry Christmas, Alba.
02:27So, Wayne, do you have any special plans for Christmas Day?
02:31Nope, not a one.
02:33Well, my family has a full day of activities planned.
02:36And I'd love for someone to beat my great Aunt Lori a pin the horn on the narwhal.
02:39She's starting to get a little too cocky about it.
02:42So, uh, you in?
02:44Oh, boy, that sounds fun.
02:47But I don't know. We just worked all night together.
02:50I mean, wouldn't you rather spend time with your family and friends?
02:54I'm just a co-worker, right?
02:57Oh, I thought we...
02:59Oh, yeah, right. Co-workers.
03:03Wayne!
03:04You didn't pick up what I called you all eight times.
03:08What, would you lose your GBM again?
03:10Oh, no.
03:11Hi, McGee.
03:12Oh, Tiny. Hi.
03:13You know, your presence is a gift.
03:16I'd love to return.
03:18Okay, bye.
03:18Oh, no, no, no, you don't.
03:20The big guy wants to speak to you both in his office.
03:22S-T-A-T-Stat.
03:25Not sure what you did,
03:26because the boss usually settles in for his long winter's nap about now.
03:30It's probably about the GBM.
03:33Okay, I'll go in, smooth this over, and we can all get at...
03:37Uh-uh-uh. He wants to see Lanny first.
03:41Snowball Protocol.
03:42Why are you being weird, weirder than usual?
03:46What's Snowball Protocol?
03:48Nothing.
03:49You're up to something.
03:50If you lie to the big guy and he finds out,
03:53you'll be demoted to gift wrap.
03:58Lanny?
04:00Lanny?
04:02Gift wrap.
04:08Hello, sir.
04:09Long, long night, huh?
04:11Have a seat, Wayne.
04:13Huh? Oh, yeah.
04:15So, I have something here.
04:18Oh, my personnel file.
04:20Is this some sort of a review?
04:22Not that I have anything to hide.
04:24Well, Lanny told me about your big secret.
04:31He what?
04:31You know, I don't know what he told you, sir,
04:34but this morning, it wasn't that bad.
04:37This morning?
04:38Listen, I've seen other operations
04:40go way more sideways than this one.
04:43Oh, do too.
04:45What?
04:45Oh, now?
04:47Oh, okay.
04:49Well, this one time...
04:51I can't believe McGee called us in for a highly classified mission.
04:59I know.
05:00It's super classified and super important.
05:04Uh-huh.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Okay.
05:06Who called this meeting?
05:09Glenn.
05:09I should have guessed.
05:10Which conference room, Tiny?
05:12Uh-huh.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Save me the good chair.
05:14You know the one.
05:15Ugh.
05:16He never listens.
05:17Reporting for duty, McGee.
05:18Good, because this is a mission of utmost importance.
05:21I call it Operation Eggnog.
05:25Meet Commodore Charles Eggnoggington III.
05:29Nog, for short.
05:30Oh.
05:30Wait, I thought pets weren't allowed at work.
05:34Shh, they're not.
05:35He's been sick because of his sensitive little tum-tum,
05:39so I'd want him to work to keep an eye on him.
05:42Which is why I said it was classified.
05:45You can't leave this office.
05:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:48You want us to babysit your pet?
05:51That's the big classified mission?
05:54Yes.
05:55No, no, no way.
05:57I'm out.
05:59I'll have my mother bake you her famous Christmas lasagna.
06:02Triple layered with parm on top.
06:04Double layered.
06:05Parm sprinkled to keep it festive.
06:06Deal, I'm in.
06:07Great.
06:09Here's a few instructions.
06:11Oh, and one thing.
06:12Nog loves fruitcake, but you cannot have any.
06:15Isn't that white, little Noggy Nog?
06:17If anything happens to him, I will snap you like a candy cane.
06:22Back in an hour.
06:23Goodbye, my handsome little gentleman.
06:29That's for him, not you.
06:32All right, let's start wasting one hour.
06:37Wow, this is super detailed.
06:40Smells like wet fur in here.
06:42There's even a diagram of Nog's no-no pet zones.
06:45Don't even think about touching his left flipper.
06:47Come on, can't be that hard to watch him.
06:49He's mostly blubbed.
06:50Where's Nog?
06:54Oh, frostbite.
07:00Oh, there he is.
07:06Target acquired.
07:06She's headed for the elevator.
07:17Janice!
07:18Wayne?
07:19Janice, pull the elevator.
07:21Why, Wayne?
07:21So you can hire more carolers to break up with me again?
07:25Wayne wishes to break up with you, so here is your stuff.
07:30Uh-uh.
07:31What?
07:31I mean, that was her favorite song.
07:32I get no points for knowing that.
07:34Nope.
07:40No!
07:42Oh, Wayne!
07:48Stairs!
07:52Janice!
07:52Wayne!
07:53What do you want?
07:55Wait.
07:55I've waited long enough for you, Wayne.
08:02You're right.
08:03You're right.
08:03What I need isn't here.
08:05I'm dating someone new, and he's on the nice list!
08:09Oh, where is he?
08:12There he is!
08:13Bob, go straight to the toy factory!
08:23Chad.
08:24Chad.
08:25Chad.
08:33Come on.
08:34Sorry!
08:42Sorry!
08:50Come back, sweet Frank!
08:52I don't get paid.
08:53No!
08:54Through this!
08:54Okay, where are you?
09:02You rotten little eggnog.
09:05Fruitcake delivery!
09:10Hold up!
09:11He can't eat fruitcake, Wayne!
09:12Well, over the fields we go!
09:27We meet all the way!
09:37No lasagna is worth it!
09:39No!
09:39No!
09:39No!
09:39No!
09:39No!
09:39No!
09:39No!
09:40No!
09:40No!
09:41No!
09:41No!
09:41No!
09:42No!
09:42No!
09:42And with this final, delicate flourish, my masterpiece is complete!
09:53No!
09:54No!
09:54No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:56No!
09:56No!
09:57No!
09:57No!
09:57No!
10:05He's Tum Tum!
10:07Wait!
10:08Mickey is back in five!
10:10We gotta go!
10:11Sorry, Chef!
10:11Bye!
10:12I should've been a sugarplunk dancer!
10:14I should've been a sugarplunk dancer!
10:18Hey!
10:18Hey!
10:19Look out!
10:19No!
10:20No!
10:20No!
10:20No!
10:21You almost scratched me!
10:22No!
10:23No!
10:23No!
10:23No!
10:23No!
10:24No!
10:24No!
10:24No!
10:24No!
10:25No!
10:25No!
10:26No!
10:26No!
10:27No!
10:27No!
10:27No!
10:28No!
10:28Okay!
10:28that meeting it was clearly a power trip so he could feel important am i right
10:36has he always been that shade of green
10:43what was that
10:58i don't know who glenn thinks he's fooling but that toupee does look like reindeer fur
11:04frostbite
11:08wait
11:11oh no too much for a king oh no no no no none of the curfee
11:16oh
11:26oh little noggy nog isn't he just the cutest little ball of mush
11:32who left this window open he could have escaped oh well i uh oh i'm sorry that was me i almost fainted from
11:42the excitement to play with nog oh i think i found my new babysitter i hate fruitcake
11:50fruitcake oh that nog i hadn't heard that you lost him oh so that's not the big secret lenny told you
12:03about it was not well if it wasn't about nog ah then i think there must have been something else
12:13oh maybe lenny mentioned the incident on the island last year is that a nervous target
12:21old lenny oh i'd love to hear all about it oh okay
12:35yuletide island oh wow this is so beautiful and very humid
12:42yeah no more chimneys no more stockings lenny all i want now is some peace and quiet
12:55i have to post all of these rule signs so everyone can have fun safely okay everybody here is a
13:02detailed schedule i have a full day of fun activities planned for everyone before our big
13:06celebration feast tonight and yes it's laminated so you can take it in the ocean you are welcome
13:13so organized oh quick reminder find a sunscreen buddy or you'll wind up as red as santa's soon
13:23you know mcgee other people know how to relax they don't need instructions
13:27yes they do i can't wait to do all the things i can't wait to do none of the things i'll be in my
13:41hammock thank you okay well see you later
13:55why you miss beach volleyball wayne luckily they said hitting the ball with my face still counts
14:07last call for jet ski ride wait let's call for jet ski ride this vessel fits great
14:15man it smells like a sea dumpster
14:23sorry wayne
14:26you missed the fan sculpture competition look wait i made the two of us i didn't win but i tried the
14:32hardest
14:36well at least sand castle wayne participated that's it i am on vacation nobody cares about
14:44your schedule i'm just trying to relax but you just keep going on with your blah blah blah blah blah
14:50blah blah blah blah blah blah you know what wayne i spent so much time planning
14:59Two.
15:03Rolling snowballs at him!
15:05Renato!
15:08Renato!
15:16That reminds me.
15:18You know what I did?
15:19Uh, as a thank you, I booked you an appointment at Spa Navidad.
15:25With Renato.
15:27Renato.
15:29What?
15:30There's no way.
15:31I mean, he never has any last-minute openings.
15:33Oh, I'm actually scheduled to get him a sign.
15:35Hey, Renato!
15:36Your next appointment is over here.
15:40Come with me, my jingle bell.
15:43But what about the schedule and the rules and, like, the big speech?
15:48When Spa Navidad beckons, you must heed its call.
15:54Okay.
15:55I'll handle it.
15:56You go, go relax.
15:57You work so hard.
15:58You do so much for so many.
15:59So leave.
16:00Oh, you've got your hand in my hand.
16:02I feel so safe.
16:03Wow!
16:04Wayne!
16:05I'm surprised you're taking over as the activities director.
16:07I'm not.
16:08You go, I'm i'm Kristian Aviras.
16:09No more rules!
16:10No more rules!
16:12No more rules!
16:14No more rules!
16:15No more rules!
16:16As we embark on our journey, join me, won't you, in some simple yoga poses, beginning with Santa's sleigh, next, down the chimney, and now, the trimming tree.
16:36No, no, no, don't think, you can, hold it for three deep breaths, two turtle doves, one partridge, and release.
16:53Ah, you've gone straight to Yule Log, you're learning.
17:00Hey, Wayne, some of the other elves have questions for you.
17:04Oh, were you sleeping?
17:06And now, we must relax your mind.
17:12Yeah, my mind doesn't relax well, I'm very worried that...
17:16All is calm, all is bright.
17:24Oof, you really know how to ring those bells.
17:28Wait, are you coming in? I mean, really!
17:29Wayne, I mean, if you aren't gonna help them, maybe we should get McGee.
17:37No, she's busy.
17:39Yeah, but, hey, you know what, if you're so concerned, why don't you take care of it?
17:45Uh, yeah.
17:47Sure! What are friends for?
17:49How can I help?
17:51How can I help?
17:52Oh, yeah.
17:53Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll...
17:57And on the final stage of our journey, you must travel inward to your place of merriment.
18:16Meetings, schedules, reports, handbooks, labels, binders, pens, pencils, file, orders, and e-mails and calendars.
18:32I would like to thank McGee for scheduling this meeting.
18:35It could have been an e-mail, but it's way more fun in person.
18:38It's 5 p.m. on Friday, but we never dream of meeting.
18:41Where would we be without McGee?
18:46Hi, Emma, what's that? You say you're proud of me? Oh, really?
18:49Despite how I ignore your unsolicited opinions,
18:52in fact, you think that all my life decisions have been perfect.
18:55Where would she be without McGee?
18:57Where spreadsheets are accurate.
18:59Where spellings are inaccurate.
19:00Let's circle back.
19:01We agree.
19:02Take spellets.
19:03Where would we be without McGee?
19:10Where would we be without McGee?
19:13Where would we be without McGee?
19:18Where would we be without
19:24McGee?
19:25Erhm!
19:31I hate this vacation, and
19:32my back is burning!
19:35Oof, looks like your sunscreen buddy really let you down.
19:40Ooh, wait… I'm your sunscreen buddy…
19:44Well, that's alarming.
19:51This is so not Kinzel!
19:57You have achieved total merriment.
20:06Our journey is complete.
20:09The Yuletides, they summon me.
20:14Oh, tip is optional, but I do have student loans, so anything is appreciated.
20:21McGee, we need your help.
20:24McGee! McGee!
20:27Are you broken? Where's Renato?
20:33Renato!
20:36Hmm. All right, fine.
20:39Look, McGee, you drive me crazy, but I know you work twice as hard to make sure we can all relax.
20:45So, thank you for planning this whole trip.
20:48I screwed up everything, and... you were right.
20:55Oh, did you just say I was right?
20:59Mm, yes.
21:05Who wouldn't the...?
21:08Oh!
21:09Oh!
21:10Coffee!
21:13Schedule!
21:15Bullhorn!
21:16It's jingle time!
21:18Yep, to the right, to the right.
21:20Okay, that's it. Take it over there.
21:21Peace this way, Stella. Oh, good to see you, Frankie.
21:24Charlie, you're looking sharp.
21:27Glenn.
21:29You know, I never thought I'd be so happy to see you back to your usual type A fun scheduling self.
21:36I suppose achieving a little bit of merriment isn't such a bad thing.
21:40Hmm.
21:42Renato.
21:48Ann, sorry, Lanny. I mean, I just wanted my vacation. I didn't mean to ruin yours.
21:53Glad you had my back.
21:55Always.
21:57I'll get you some aloe.
22:00Mm-hmm.
22:02Yes, I've read McGee's incident report about that.
22:07It was very long.
22:10Sir, I know I messed up this morning.
22:13I shouldn't have initiated Snowball Protocol and made Lanny keep it from you.
22:17Oh.
22:18Well, that's not the big secret.
22:21What?
22:22That's not it?
22:23Oh, no.
22:24No, Wayne.
22:25There was no need for Snowball Protocol.
22:29Just open the file.
22:33It's a birthday card to me.
22:37But I never told anyone my birthday was today.
22:40Yes.
22:41Your big secret.
22:43Lanny discovered that Christmas Day also happens to be your big day.
22:50And it has always been overlooked.
22:53But overlooked no more.
22:56That Lanny sure is a thoughtful one.
23:00Dear Wayne, have the most tinsel birthday ever.
23:06Your friend, co-worker, Lanny.
23:10Friendship is such a wonderful gift.
23:13She moved it! She moved it! Did you guys see that?
23:16No more cheating, great Aunt Lori.
23:19Wayne, what are you doing here?
23:21Well, Christmas is for family and friends.
23:22And you're just about the best friend I've got.
23:23Oh.
23:24Happy birthday, Wayne.
23:25Merry Christmas, Lanny.
23:26Come on in.
23:27Hey, everybody.
23:28Wayne's here.
23:29Happy birthday, Wayne.
23:30Oh, hey.
23:31Well, thanks.
23:32Thanks, everybody.
23:33Wait, it's your birthday?
23:34Oh, you guys see that?
23:35You guys see that?
23:36No more cheating, great Aunt Lori.
23:37No more cheating, great Aunt Lori.
23:38Wayne, what are you doing here?
23:39Well, Christmas is for family and friends.
23:41And you're just about the best friend I've got.
23:43Oh.
23:44Happy birthday, Wayne.
23:46Merry Christmas, Lanny.
23:48Come on in.
23:49Hey, everybody.
23:51Wayne's here.
23:52Happy birthday, Wayne.
23:53Oh, hey.
23:54Well, thanks.
23:55Thanks, everybody.
23:56Wait, it's your birthday?
23:57And there was a card?
24:00Lanny?
24:27Ok, one, go.
24:30I'm going to love it.
24:31I got it, won't I.
24:32Yeah?
24:33It's so cute.
24:34The trouble is when I'm moving forward.
24:36I love it.
24:37It's too cute.
24:38You just know, a
24:46You're right, I love it.
24:47It'sgood.
24:49I love it.
24:50I'm going to love it.
24:52I love it.
24:53I mean, be with you.
24:54You, it's silly.
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