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00:00Get those balls round the back, please.
00:14All right, Gran.
00:16Billy, have you dropped those?
00:17No, no, what school?
00:18Dad said she was making mince pies.
00:20Do they eat mince pies in Australia?
00:22What? No, for the light switch on later.
00:24I sponsored all this, Peacock Palace.
00:26It's not all about you, Elaine.
00:27Freddy is leaving.
00:28Thank you, Zoe.
00:30With Anna for Australia.
00:32And you've baked all these.
00:34Oh.
00:37She's been banging on that kitchen all night.
00:39I keep telling her.
00:40Some of us are trying to give them the send-off they deserve.
00:44Lily, I've got cakes twice.
00:47Get them balls out, dear.
00:48Don't need to tell me twice, Gran.
00:52Mark doesn't like the cross.
00:54Yeah?
00:54Well, since your mum called all her followers sheep,
00:57she's been a bit stressed.
00:58And I need a nativity costume.
01:01Ah.
01:01How many pairs of hands do you think I've got?
01:03One pair, two hands, Howie.
01:05She's very good at science.
01:06Mum, he's done the cross.
01:08The cross?
01:08Look, your mum's got the salad.
01:10Aren't you?
01:10Denise is aware of Uncle Jack's.
01:12Oh, so you think I'm going to be showing my face?
01:14Or either for my ugly faces,
01:16according to Hot Pink Nails 97?
01:18Yeah, but if you aren't earning anything...
01:19Oh, that's it.
01:20Rub it in.
01:20Why don't you?
01:20No, I'm not.
01:21I'm not.
01:21It's just without the influencing.
01:23Sorry, but there is a world of people out there
01:26that's waiting to carve up my backside
01:27like a Christmas turkey, yeah?
01:29It's down to you to get some more shifts
01:31to get the money in.
01:32I'll do as many shifts as I can.
01:33You know what?
01:33I want to have breakfast in bed.
01:35And don't forget the cross.
01:36I want to have breakfast in bed.
02:06Look, Lauren, you've promised the charity their money.
02:09Yes.
02:10Thank you, Ian.
02:10Yeah, but you're not going to manage it
02:11by selling on clothes, are you?
02:14I've only just got Peter back on board.
02:16Please.
02:17I will.
02:17I will.
02:18All right.
02:19I'm off to see my mum.
02:20All right.
02:20See you in a bit.
02:21All right.
02:24She's gone back to work,
02:25whatever the doctor says.
02:26Oh.
02:26She reckon she's safer there
02:28than she is at home.
02:29Well, just tell her to avoid stairs.
02:32Dad, she's terrified
02:34that the forwards are still out to get her.
02:36All right.
02:38I'll send her your love.
02:39No, don't.
02:40See you later.
02:40See you.
02:43I don't want to fight with you, Ian.
02:45I'm not fighting.
02:46I'm really, really grateful
02:47that you, you know,
02:48that you ain't saying anything.
02:50Well, you're not the first person
02:51to make a mistake, are you?
02:53What I did,
02:54I did it for Jimmy.
02:56I just,
02:56I want to give him
02:57the best start in life.
02:58I know, I know,
02:59but most people
03:00organise a party
03:01or a christening.
03:03I will,
03:04I will find the money
03:06and I will pay the charity
03:07for the sake of the family
03:09and then we can all just move on.
03:12She's already come out of her room.
03:13I know, Kat,
03:14but we've got to sort out
03:15the mile wine
03:15for the switch on, you know.
03:16What sort of sicko
03:17would send a card like that?
03:19And if anyone says Gene again...
03:21Yeah, but of course
03:21it's not Gene.
03:24I mean, if it was,
03:25at least we'd know
03:25who the enemy is, yeah?
03:27You know,
03:28saying someone running out there
03:29with a gun.
03:32Got a sharpener.
03:34You all right, Gene?
03:35I'm trying to cut the onions
03:36for the sausage rolls,
03:37but this knife isn't anywhere near
03:38as sharp as Alfie's tongue.
03:39Okay, Gene, sorry,
03:40I just thought you were...
03:41It's all right,
03:41I heard everything
03:42and it's lovely
03:43that you think so little of me.
03:46You all right, Zoe?
03:47I need a coffee.
03:49A proper one.
03:50Oh, well, don't ask me
03:51because apparently
03:52I put poison in it.
03:53Gene, look.
03:54Is that meant to be funny?
03:56Was the Christmas card
03:57meant to be funny?
03:58Please, it wasn't, Gene.
03:59Do you know,
04:00it is hard enough
04:01being left to do
04:01all the cooking
04:02with Zach at home
04:03with a jippy tummy
04:04or flu
04:04or whatever it is
04:05he's decided to have today.
04:07Okay, right.
04:08I'll tell you what, Gene,
04:09I'll just go and find you
04:10a sharpener, yeah?
04:14Any regrets
04:15on the Anthony thing?
04:16Well, no one
04:17made me sleep with him.
04:19Yeah, but you called it off
04:20and then a few hours later
04:22all this happens.
04:24He wouldn't do
04:25something like that.
04:26But a while back
04:26he was accusing him.
04:28I'm getting that coffee.
04:31Man, if you're eating,
04:32you're going to put a smile
04:33back on that girl's face.
04:35Yeah, I hadn't really
04:35decided on anything.
04:36You got the ring.
04:37What are you waiting for?
04:38I'm not sure it's her style.
04:39What?
04:39What?
04:40That size of rock?
04:41I just think maybe
04:41wait till after Christmas.
04:42The way you look after
04:43she and the children
04:45and them after
04:45that little situation,
04:47that is love, you know what?
04:49I'm not saying I don't know.
04:50If there's no blessings
04:50you want, you got it.
04:51That's very fun.
04:52Wait until I tell you,
04:53Landy, it's all right.
04:55She ain't gonna breathe a word.
04:57All you have to say is when
04:58and where
04:59and I'm gonna make sure
05:01she's there.
05:09She's still not answering.
05:11It was hard enough
05:12having to leave Tyson
05:13at Felicia's just now.
05:14It's not gonna be a leave-in-do
05:16if Gina doesn't...
05:17Listen.
05:19She'll be there.
05:20Come on.
05:21So, Australia?
05:23Well, Southeast Asia first.
05:25Thailand.
05:25Just till we sort out
05:26our work visa, isn't it?
05:28Oh, that sounds awful.
05:29Having to kill time in Thailand.
05:31Oh.
05:32Thanks, Kath.
05:33What's up?
05:34Cheers.
05:36Well, Zoe.
05:39Anthony, I told you.
05:41I am not that guy.
05:42Every guy is that guy.
05:44Not me.
05:45Look, I get the message.
05:46You don't want to see me.
05:47That's fine.
05:48And a couple of hours
05:53after I said that,
05:54someone left me a Christmas card
05:56with a load of photos of me
05:58and a message saying,
06:00this isn't over yet.
06:02And you think that was me?
06:04Keep her in her place, yeah?
06:06Or was it keep her scared
06:07so she has to come running
06:08for some protection?
06:10I've got work.
06:12I'm not even denying it.
06:13Do you know,
06:13I was going to apologise
06:14for coming in a bit strong.
06:16But if you're going to do this again,
06:17you can whistle for it.
06:18You won't see my oldest son, have you?
06:35I thought chicken fajitas for lunch,
06:37if you wanted.
06:38Yeah, whatever.
06:40Just nice seeing you out of your room.
06:42I just wanted to say thank you
06:44to you and Barney.
06:47Oh, you don't have to do that.
06:48Yeah, but all I've done
06:49is caused trouble.
06:51And, you know,
06:52now Dad's inside.
06:54Well, he'll be out
06:55before you know it.
06:57Yeah.
06:59But it ain't been fair on you.
07:00And I know that a chicken fajita
07:02ain't going to make up for it, but...
07:04Hey, what makes up for it
07:05is seeing you like this.
07:08Getting clean, you know?
07:09A little smile on your face.
07:12We haven't got any peppers.
07:15Or tortillas.
07:17We'll make a chicken sandwich.
07:18Or chicken.
07:23Yeah, see, everything I do,
07:24I just mess it up.
07:25I can't even sort a meal.
07:26Hey.
07:27Look, I'll go to the shops.
07:29Well, just, um,
07:30just borrow me a card and I'll go.
07:32A bit of fresh air will do me good.
07:33Oh, you think I'm going to score,
07:38don't you?
07:40All right, yeah,
07:41keep your money.
07:41No, no, it's just...
07:42If you can't trust me
07:43and I can't prove I can trust myself,
07:45I just need to get out, Mum.
07:49Please.
07:49I will message your brother
07:58and say we're having fajitas for lunch.
08:01Okay.
08:03See you in a bit, all right?
08:04Yeah.
08:09Do you really think that Anthony
08:11would admit to it
08:12after doing all this?
08:13Does it have a hyphen?
08:14We're talking, Jean.
08:15Down under,
08:16I've put a hyphen,
08:17but now I'm looking at it,
08:18I'm not sure.
08:18I don't think they're really
08:19going to care, Jean.
08:20Well, I wasn't talking to you
08:21and I care,
08:22but thanks for your help,
08:23as usual.
08:24I said it might be Anthony,
08:26but I didn't just...
08:26I thought in all of this,
08:28it'd be on my side.
08:31I ain't got much going for me here.
08:34And I've had nothing but trouble
08:36since coming back.
08:37You've been nothing but trouble, Jean.
08:39Oh, and I've made these hats
08:41with corks on.
08:42You've got more than one member
08:43of the family, Kat.
08:44You know they don't actually
08:45wear them in Australia?
08:46Oh, well, maybe you could
08:47pack your bags and go there
08:48and tell us what they
08:49actually do wear.
08:50Jean!
08:50I'm doing my banner.
08:52Listen, I know this is
08:53freaking you out.
08:54I've had weeks
08:55of someone trying to scare me.
08:58I've been held hostage.
09:00I've been shot.
09:01You've grown yourself
09:02at men that aren't yours,
09:03chase Stacey out of the country,
09:05chase Freddie away...
09:06You know what?
09:06You don't have an hyphen,
09:07so start again.
09:08Right, I just think you need
09:09to stop fixating about Anthony
09:11and focus on yourself.
09:12When does she focus
09:13on anything else?
09:15Jean, please.
09:17I've got Lamington's in the oven.
09:19If it is Anthony
09:19and he knows we've clocked
09:20onto him,
09:21maybe he'll stop, yeah?
09:23If it's not him,
09:24just draw a line under it, yeah?
09:27Your head's a mess.
09:29Please, just leave Anthony
09:30in the past.
09:33Where he belongs, yeah?
09:34How can they sponsor
09:40the Christmas light switch on?
09:42I mean, her building site
09:43of a B&B
09:43isn't even open yet.
09:44In a couple of weeks,
09:45it'll be the best
09:46boutique business in Walford.
09:48My usual donut fee.
09:49Do you know what?
09:49That's about as accurate
09:50as your quiz answers.
09:51Bullying poor Alfie
09:52because you couldn't stand losing.
09:55Says the woman who booed
09:56when she was told
09:57Amir isn't a lake.
09:58Oh, Ian,
09:59she's just trying
09:59to start a business.
10:01I would like to put
10:02your establishments
10:03on my list of
10:05local restaurant recommendations.
10:07But I don't think
10:08they're the kind of places
10:09my clientele are looking for.
10:11When?
10:12Right.
10:13Light switch on later.
10:15Everyone welcome.
10:17Courtesy of Peacock Palace.
10:20One of two
10:21Carter Peacock businesses
10:22opening shortly.
10:26Not the kind of places.
10:29Yeah, so you must have heard me.
10:31Ian, actually,
10:32I'm talking of supporting
10:34women starting new businesses.
10:35I've been chatting to Kat
10:36about the lingerie
10:38and the cab company.
10:39No, I never said
10:40six grand.
10:42Ian, I'm talking to you.
10:43Uh, not now, Mum.
10:44No, it's nine grand
10:45and I've already got
10:46two punters ready
10:47to drive it away
10:48because it's limited edition
10:49and really it should be
10:50going for ten grand
10:51but if you give me
10:52the cash today then...
10:53Yeah.
10:54We need to talk?
10:57Yeah, I'll call you back.
10:59All right.
10:59Yeah, listen,
11:00I'm just about to
11:01make it...
11:02Oh, it doesn't matter.
11:03Okay, listen,
11:03heads up, everybody,
11:04just to let you know
11:05we have got
11:05the Christmas lights
11:07switch on
11:07and how about this?
11:08The vicar's gonna do
11:09malt wine
11:10and, uh, hey,
11:11Howie, hello.
11:12Howie, back in the room.
11:13You all right, buddy?
11:14Okay, just a little speech there.
11:16You all right?
11:17Oh.
11:20Patrick found me with a ring
11:21but I ain't sure
11:22it's the right time.
11:23What?
11:23Oh, what?
11:24I can't hold your horses.
11:26Are we talking about
11:27Howie and Kim
11:28wedding Christmas cracker?
11:30Come on!
11:31I've been married five times.
11:33Three times to the same woman.
11:34Okay, but another time
11:35I'll talk to you about that.
11:36But listen,
11:36it's not about being
11:37the right time.
11:38I can't afford to give her
11:40the wedding.
11:40She wants Alfie.
11:41Okay.
11:42All the trimmings
11:42is expensive and all right.
11:44I get it, I get it,
11:44but just, I don't know,
11:45just keep it simple.
11:46You know what I mean?
11:46It's like what me and Kat did.
11:47It was only the two of us,
11:48couple of witnesses,
11:49registry office.
11:50It doesn't need to be expensive
11:52with all the trimmings.
11:53This is Kim.
11:55Okay, yeah, no,
11:56fair comment.
11:56Sorry.
11:57Okay.
11:58How, okay,
11:58how about you do,
11:59like, a long engagement?
12:03Unless, of course,
12:03you don't want to
12:04marry Kim.
12:07She's amazing.
12:09All right.
12:09And I know people think
12:11she's a bit extra in that,
12:12but they don't see
12:13what I see.
12:15So what do you see, then?
12:19She believes in me.
12:20Yeah.
12:21She's kind.
12:24She makes me laugh.
12:26And when I'm with her,
12:30everything's just better
12:30with Kim, innit?
12:33Hmm.
12:36I reckon I should
12:36just ask her, did you?
12:38No.
12:40Nice.
12:41Gaff, two skinny parties
12:42over here, please, love.
12:49Oh!
12:50What do you think?
12:52Oh, it's a bit wonky,
12:53isn't it?
12:54Oh, well.
12:55Aren't we all?
12:56I think you're overdoing it,
12:58Jane,
12:58because back there,
12:58that weren't just wonky.
12:59Look, I'm just trying
13:00to give Freddie
13:00a good send-off.
13:01And Zoe's trying
13:02to sort her life out,
13:03all right?
13:03She's scared.
13:04Really scared.
13:05You're overtired.
13:06Yeah, well, maybe
13:08she's right, you know,
13:09Kat.
13:11Maybe
13:11there isn't anything
13:14for her here.
13:15She's got me.
13:16She's got us,
13:17her family.
13:17Yes, I do know that, Kat.
13:19I just meant, you know,
13:20maybe a little break
13:21might help.
13:22I mean,
13:22this whole ridiculous
13:24fantasy that she's got
13:25in her head
13:25that someone's harassing her.
13:26Someone is harassing her.
13:28That message on the side
13:29of the pub the other day.
13:30Well, she probably
13:30painted that herself.
13:32Probably scratched out
13:33the photos, too.
13:34And a Christmas card
13:35of all those photos
13:36of her in there
13:36with a message
13:37saying this ain't over.
13:38Although, according to her,
13:39it's all me, obviously.
13:40Just one more thing
13:41and she's out of here.
13:44I can't just turn
13:44my back on her, Jane.
13:47Well, um,
13:48I've got pizza boomerangs
13:50to make and, um,
13:52things to do.
13:53I can't.
13:57It's just the Christmas lights.
13:58But they can turn themselves
14:00on without me, then, isn't it?
14:01All of us,
14:02a bit of mulled wine.
14:03Harry,
14:03this face ain't going
14:05back out there
14:05until January 2027, yeah?
14:09The man's right, you know.
14:10Not being funny, Potts,
14:11but you've never been cancelled.
14:13And when the kids
14:13make a mistake...
14:14But we're not talking
14:14about the kids, are we?
14:15You tell them to own it
14:17and not let the gossips win.
14:18Come on, man.
14:19There's the spirit of Christmas.
14:20Well, do they have
14:29my mince pie
14:29with my brandy cream?
14:32Maybe.
14:35Maybe.
14:43Tommy?
14:44I need your help, all right?
14:46Elaine's switching the lights on.
14:47I was just going to help Tommy
14:49with his homework.
14:52Yeah, put all this
14:52child stuff down,
14:53just don't they?
14:54Yeah.
14:55Can I have a word?
14:59See you.
14:59I know when you're lying.
15:12I ain't lying.
15:13Well, your homework can wait.
15:14Because your dad
15:15really needs your help.
15:16I heard you all.
15:17It's only me.
15:18I'm just looking for
15:19some string for Freddy's banner.
15:21Jane, I told you to
15:22wind it in, yeah?
15:23Just go home,
15:23put your feet up.
15:24And Anna's.
15:24Freddy and Anna's.
15:25Both of theirs.
15:26Banners.
15:27And you're going to
15:27burn yourself out.
15:28Well, one of us
15:29has got a party
15:30to organise.
15:32We've got drinks
15:33and stuff to hand out.
15:35Jean's worked herself
15:36into a state
15:36about Freddy.
15:38Someone's in a frenzy
15:39about who sent
15:39the Christmas card.
15:41I need your help.
15:42Yeah, and I told you, Mum.
15:43I'm busy.
15:49Who steals
15:49prescription drugs?
15:51This time of year,
15:51parcels always go missing.
15:53Online pharmacies.
15:54And I lost
15:55a Christmas present
15:55for my mum.
15:56a really nice ring
15:58she promised me.
15:59It could just be late.
16:01But at least
16:01you'll have
16:02your replacement
16:02prescription
16:03at the pharmacy
16:04tomorrow, so...
16:09Anthony.
16:11Christmas lights,
16:12switch them.
16:13I'm still working.
16:15Yeah, I've, um,
16:16got something special
16:17planned.
16:18And you're pretending
16:19you want me there
16:20for it.
16:20Actually, I need your help.
16:25All right.
16:27Well, I said lunch,
16:29but, you know,
16:29technically still
16:30second meal of the day,
16:31so...
16:31Yeah, well,
16:31I might have been
16:32a bit quicker
16:32if someone had been
16:33breathing down my neck
16:34the minute I got back.
16:35Are you, um,
16:36are you sure it's safe to eat?
16:38Very good.
16:40I just wanted to say,
16:41um, after everything,
16:42and I know that Dad
16:43isn't here,
16:44but he will be
16:45once his case goes to trial.
16:46Yeah, yeah,
16:47of course he will.
16:48Has something happened?
16:49No.
16:51No, it's...
16:52Richie said that
16:54there's a bit of a backlog
16:55in the call system,
16:56so his case might
16:57get pushed back a bit.
17:02Jalapenos.
17:03Right, come on,
17:04tuck in.
17:05Your brother's been
17:05working all day on this.
17:07Come on,
17:08don't forget the green stuff.
17:11You know,
17:12I am proud of you.
17:14I know this ain't easy.
17:16But Dad'll still get off,
17:17just because the case
17:17is pushed back,
17:18doesn't he?
17:18Yeah, yeah,
17:18I just said that.
17:19Hey, Bonnie,
17:20it's Dad.
17:21He's coming home.
17:28Just give me two minutes,
17:29yeah?
17:30I'll be back.
17:33I can't see my face,
17:34anyway.
17:34What about you,
17:35sweetheart?
17:35It's about me.
17:37No, darling,
17:38a bit more front and centre.
17:39All right.
17:40You're not the fairy
17:40at the top of the tree,
17:41are you?
17:41No, darling,
17:42that's you.
17:43Whereas I
17:44am the star.
17:45What?
17:45I've got to put the food on.
17:49Mum,
17:49can you just enjoy
17:50for five minutes?
17:59What I said
18:00earlier,
18:02right?
18:03About me being so bitter
18:05about being dumped
18:06that I'd try and scare you.
18:07made sense in my head.
18:12Whatever you think,
18:14however often you do this,
18:16I like you.
18:18And that's it.
18:19If I wanted to scare you,
18:21Zoe,
18:22I'd try harder than a card.
18:24Do you like it?
18:31Mm-hmm.
18:32Um,
18:33so is I'm Harry,
18:34because he said
18:35he was going to be here.
18:36Don't worry,
18:37he'll be here.
18:38Here we go.
18:40Well,
18:41oh,
18:42Park,
18:44I bring you
18:45good news
18:46that will bring
18:47great joy
18:47to all men.
18:49Oh.
18:50Oh.
18:50Well,
18:53this is all kind of
18:54budget nativity,
18:55isn't it?
18:56Smile.
18:57Smile.
18:58Tim.
18:59Mm-hmm.
19:01You
19:02are the only star
19:04I follow.
19:05At least someone does.
19:08Will you make
19:09my Christmas dream
19:10come true?
19:17By becoming my wife.
19:19Oh.
19:20Good memory.
19:25Kim?
19:25Mm-hmm.
19:29Come on, Kim.
19:29My knees are actually
19:30hurting a bit.
19:32My knees are so cute.
19:34Yeah.
19:41Ow.
19:43There you are.
19:48Steady.
19:48I've been trying
19:53all afternoon.
19:54Yeah, I know.
19:55You've inflated
19:56the prices.
19:57You're going to try
19:57and skim some money
19:58off the top,
19:58but the car is still
19:59sat there.
19:59Look, Lauren,
20:00I'm not having a go,
20:01okay?
20:02I'm just saying
20:03that you're just
20:05going to get yourself
20:05into more trouble.
20:06the charity are going to be
20:09on to me.
20:09They're going to be asking
20:10why I haven't paid them yet.
20:13The last thing
20:14Jimmy or Louie needs
20:16is their mum
20:17losing her job
20:18and ending up in prison.
20:19Yeah, but that is
20:20what all of it is for.
20:21It was for.
20:23It was for Jimmy.
20:24What's for Jimmy?
20:31You were both like this
20:32this morning.
20:32What are you both plotting?
20:33No, we're not plotting anything.
20:35So then what's this thing
20:36you're doing for Jimmy?
20:40Lauren,
20:40he's going to find out sometime.
20:41No, please.
20:42Find out about what?
20:46Lauren...
20:47I want to get Jimmy christened.
20:54Welcome, everyone.
20:56Particularly
20:57my future guests.
20:59Now, we're all here
21:00to celebrate several things.
21:02First off,
21:03two beautiful young people
21:04striding out
21:05into the world.
21:07Please raise your glasses
21:08to Anna and Freddie.
21:09Grandma, son!
21:11Great!
21:12Secondly,
21:13two not-so-young people
21:15who made us wait
21:15while they decided
21:16to tie the knot.
21:17Oh, jeep.
21:18Please raise your glasses
21:19once again
21:20to Kim and Harry.
21:23Hey!
21:25And now,
21:26most importantly,
21:27the imminent opening
21:29of my B&B
21:30boutique hotel.
21:32Peacock Palace
21:33and a sponsor
21:35of these fabulous festivities.
21:37What, you paid for the food
21:38and drink, did you?
21:41It is my honor
21:43to wish you all
21:44a very Merry Christmas
21:46come on!
21:55What the hell is that?
22:05Who is this?
22:06I haven't left this spot.
22:14Zoe, leave it, please.
22:23Where'd you get to?
22:24And don't say jalapenos
22:26because they were on the side
22:26in the kitchen.
22:28You know,
22:28your brother is really
22:29missing your dad
22:29and I wanted
22:30and I wanted some time
22:30with...
22:32Oh, Harry,
22:34tell me you ain't.
22:35Him.
22:36Oh, you stupid,
22:38stupid boy!
22:40Just go, go and sit down.
22:41Oh, borrow your card!
22:43Chicken for heat
22:44as a bit of fresh air!
22:45I might as well
22:46have bought it for you!
22:50You're about as religious
22:51as a blow-up kangaroo.
22:52Lauren just wants to give
22:54Jimmy the best start
22:55in life.
22:55Yeah, I get that.
22:56It's just,
22:57it feels alright.
22:58Yeah, what with Grandma
22:58Dot not being around
22:59anymore,
22:59I just feel like
23:00this is what she
23:01would have wanted.
23:02And we're living
23:02in our house
23:03with the baby.
23:04Let the woman
23:05with one arm
23:05get the drinks, eh?
23:06Not like them
23:07been working all day.
23:08And you want Dot
23:09smiling down on you,
23:10don't you?
23:12Fine, we'll do
23:13the christening.
23:14Oh, thanks for
23:15letting me know.
23:15Everyone just told me.
23:17Right, I'm going to go
23:17and relieve Oscar
23:18from his babysitting duties.
23:20I could do that.
23:22Uh, no, it's alright.
23:26Peter's sister's
23:26going off travelling.
23:27You stay and enjoy
23:28the party, yeah?
23:28And, um,
23:29just give me
23:31a little while.
23:32My mum's asked me
23:33the bank roller
23:33for buying the lingerie
23:35and the cab office
23:35off of Kat,
23:36so, um,
23:37I'll give you the money
23:39for the charity, okay?
23:40No, no, Ian,
23:41you don't have to do that.
23:42Think of it as a loan.
23:44Not a good interest, right?
23:52This is amazing.
23:56Yeah,
23:57Jean did it all.
23:58Uh, I got the kangaroo
23:59just by being scared
24:01for my life all day.
24:02Not now, Mum.
24:03At night.
24:05Someone's gone and
24:05written,
24:06die in fairy lights
24:07out there,
24:07Zoe's really scared.
24:09She didn't have
24:09slept for me.
24:10Mum, they're up
24:11at the pub window.
24:12Well, that'll be why
24:13she practically
24:13knocked me off my feet
24:14rushing up the stairs
24:15just now.
24:16Do you know,
24:16we're lucky to have
24:17any pizza boomerangs
24:18at all.
24:19If that woman
24:19wants any sympathy,
24:21you're just, um...
24:21Aw, Kojo.
24:24We'll still talk
24:24all the time.
24:26Junior's gone too.
24:27And you're missing Harry?
24:29You're missing your sister.
24:32She really hasn't come,
24:33has she?
24:33Like someone said,
24:34bubbles, right?
24:35Yeah?
24:36Right, mind your
24:37bags coming through.
24:38Excuse me.
24:39Lovely.
24:40Good man.
24:41Cheers, Loggie.
24:41Just give her five
24:44minutes, alright?
24:45Just see how she is.
24:46Cat, sweet.
24:46Have we got a pub for?
24:47Look, you saw
24:47how she was out there.
24:48Everyone thinks
24:49she's tough,
24:49but she ain't.
24:50This could break her.
24:53Okay.
24:57Dee, let me tell you,
24:58it was like a Christmas movie.
25:00Yes, man.
25:01But without the snow.
25:03And the elves.
25:06It's what impels outfit.
25:08I have no idea.
25:10Nice ring.
25:11Must have cost you.
25:12No, no, no.
25:13Yeah, it wasn't that much.
25:14I can't.
25:14I just can't believe that.
25:16Must have done a lot of shifts.
25:18All that.
25:18I don't know, you know.
25:19Delivering parcels.
25:21Yeah, well...
25:22Alright, then.
25:23When you love someone,
25:23it's worth it, innit?
25:24See, when you come back to dinner.
25:25Okay, bye.
25:26Okay, so let's take this thing
25:27down to Harry's barn.
25:28It's a school night.
25:29Yeah, well, it's like every day
25:30that a lady gets engaged.
25:33Where is the lady?
25:35Oh, auntie, you got her there.
25:37Well, you're not going to be
25:38near the photos.
25:39How about everybody?
25:41Cool.
25:42Well, let me get changed
25:43and I'll meet you there, yeah?
25:45I'll catch you up.
25:47Okay.
25:47And Yolandi,
25:48you can spend the whole wedding
25:50serving knapes.
25:51It's canapes.
25:52Oh, canapes,
25:54but you're still not getting
25:54into the photos.
25:55It's Dr. Truman.
26:03I'm sorry for calling
26:05when you're locking up,
26:05but I need the number
26:07of one of the patients
26:08that came in today.
26:11I just need to ask them
26:12something about the prescription.
26:15Yes, it's...
26:16Browning.
26:19Penny Browning.
26:20The lights.
26:47What are you doing with my bag?
26:53It's you, isn't it?
26:55Why are you going through my bag?
26:56Everything.
26:57The message on the door,
26:58the Christmas card.
26:59What's going on?
27:00Well, she's packed
27:01and she's got my bag.
27:02No, no, you're not going.
27:03Tell them.
27:05Alfie, she's leaving.
27:06Well, no, just calm down.
27:08So, listen, you've just
27:08just had a scare, yeah?
27:09It's all him.
27:11What is this?
27:13Everything.
27:16It's not me.
27:17Oh, you stupid woman.
27:25I've forgotten to put
27:25the sausage rolls in.
27:27I've forgotten to put
27:27the egg wash on.
27:28It's you, isn't it?
27:29I've forgotten to put
27:30the egg wash on.
27:31They'll be anemic
27:32and who wants to eat
27:32an anemic sausage roll?
27:34There's a light in the window.
27:36The person doing everything
27:37to Zoe, it's you.
27:38I just need to, um,
27:40be a sausage roll.
27:41Sneaking off during the light.
27:43It's which...
27:43You were upstairs earlier
27:46when the lights came on
27:47and you were here.
27:48Fine, it was me.
27:53I want her out of our lives.
27:57Gone.
27:58Are you happy now?
27:59No.
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