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00:00:24Hi, Kuya Jun!
00:00:25Good evening, Ma'am.
00:00:26Yan gusto ko sa inyo eh. Laging on time.
00:00:28Siyempre naman. Time is good.
00:00:40Ano ba kasi ang puta?
00:00:42Nakikita ba ito sa kilus at itsura?
00:00:52Pag nakatabi mo ba ako, malalaman mong puta ako?
00:00:55Namamana ba ito?
00:00:57Kapalarang ba ito o sumpa?
00:01:01O wala lang? Basta nangyari lang?
00:01:03O ikaw magiging engineer?
00:01:05Ikaw, teacher?
00:01:07Ikaw...
00:01:09Puta!
00:01:11Ikaw...
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00:01:54Hi!
00:01:55How are you?
00:01:56How are you?
00:01:57How are you?
00:01:59Northern Line.
00:02:00Three of my regular customers.
00:02:06All of them are from me.
00:02:10This is Mr. Lopez.
00:02:12My name is Tiger Joe.
00:02:23Tiger Joe is a great advocate.
00:02:27He wants us to play role-play.
00:02:29He wants me to see as other women.
00:02:53He wants us to play role-play.
00:03:05Sorry.
00:03:08Okay.
00:03:09It's so cute.
00:03:10I'm always excited.
00:03:12Let's go.
00:03:15Bye!
00:03:23I'm happy.
00:03:48What are you doing?
00:03:49Si Miguel, bansag ko sa kanya, Papi Dog. In love na in love sa akin. Laging nakatanghod na parang aso.
00:04:02Nihintay ako hanggang magsara ang bag. Kaya laging tulog sa klase.
00:04:19Wala siyang pera. Kaya di ko siya pinagbabayad.
00:04:28O, magubad ka na.
00:04:31L-logi ka. Di kita mababayaran.
00:04:37Sinabi ko bang maniningil ako. Babawi na lang ako sa iba. Sweet ka naman eh. O, magubad ka na.
00:04:45Para na manggipan natin ito ginagawa.
00:04:51Tuwing, tuwing ginagawa natin. Parang first time. Kasi mahal kita eh.
00:04:59Yung pagmamahal na yan, abala lang yan. Sige na.
00:05:04Yung ladies drink doon, hindi yung alak.
00:05:07Hindi rin ako nagda-drugs. Yosi lang ako. Paminsan-minsan.
00:05:11Ayokong mawala sa katinuan baski isang segundo.
00:05:17Yan ang pinakaayaw ko sa buhay. Ang mawala ng kontrol sa sarili.
00:05:22Ngayon ka lang siguro nakakita ng putang hindi umiinom at nagda-drugs, ano?
00:05:27Ako parang di rin ako umiinom.
00:05:30Ah, konti lang. Paminsan-minsan. Pakitang tao lang. Di rin ako nagda-drugs.
00:05:35Kung ganun eh, taraw tayo.
00:05:40Wala kaming relasyon. Hindi ako puta at hindi siya customer.
00:05:46Hindi din kami mag-shota.
00:05:50Magkaibigan lang na nagkakantutan.
00:05:53Magkaibigan lang na nagkakantutan.
00:05:58Pagkakantutan.
00:06:15Oh, sige, kunin ko na ito ah.
00:06:17Wow!
00:06:19Thank you!
00:06:31Tara!
00:06:391999 noon,
00:06:41millennium daw, katapusan ng isang libong taon.
00:06:43Kaya pagdating ng bagong taon,
00:06:45end of the world na.
00:06:47Magbabagsakan ng mga eroplano
00:06:49mula sa himpapawid.
00:06:51Mamamatay lahat ng telepono.
00:06:53Magdidilim ang lahat.
00:06:55Thank you!
00:07:01Nangako ang leader ng grupo
00:07:03sa isang interview.
00:07:05Ipaliliwalag niya ang dahilan
00:07:07at halaga ng kanilang layuni.
00:07:09Sa Tagaytay,
00:07:11may isang grupo ng mga matatandang ilang araw
00:07:13nang nagka-campus sa tuktok ng mundo.
00:07:17Dun daw nila hihintayan ng pagwawakas ng mundo.
00:07:22Wala akong pakialam.
00:07:23Sa akin,
00:07:25araw-araw ay end of the world.
00:07:27Hindi mo yan,
00:07:28qautin nawis.
00:07:29Ito'y?
00:07:43Ah,
00:07:44tara na!
00:07:45Atig na kay tong pag-uwiat.
00:07:47Kuha na tayo ng taxis.
00:07:48Huwag na.
00:07:49Gusto ko munang maglakad-lakad.
00:07:50Okay, let's go.
00:07:52Okay, let's go.
00:07:54I don't want to be together.
00:07:56Are you sure?
00:07:58Yes, that's why I'm here.
00:08:02Bye!
00:08:04I love you.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:20Let's go.
00:08:48Asuka, Abba.
00:08:50I've been looking for a few years ago.
00:08:55Who are you?
00:09:03Is Tiger Joe's husband?
00:09:10Alma.
00:09:13I'm Sheila.
00:09:16Your father?
00:09:20I don't have a mother.
00:09:21No.
00:09:22You've been living for three years.
00:09:24You've been living for three years.
00:09:25You've been living for three years.
00:09:26You've got money.
00:09:27You've been living for a while.
00:09:28I was a hostess.
00:09:29I was a hostess.
00:09:37I've been living for 30 years now.
00:09:45I want to go back to God because I'm afraid.
00:09:48I've been living for a month.
00:09:50You're loving me.
00:09:52You've been living for a hundred years now.
00:09:54I've been living for three years.
00:09:56I've been living for six years.
00:09:57Only time that I've been living for a certain years.
00:10:00I've been living for a certain years.
00:10:02I thought...
00:10:03Maybe you've been living for a long time.
00:10:05That's why I have been living for a long time.
00:10:06I'm not going to die, but I'm not going to die right now.
00:10:13You said that you're going to die, but you're going to see me.
00:10:21I need to live.
00:10:24You're not going to die.
00:10:27They're going to pay me.
00:10:29Why are you going to die right now?
00:10:32You're going to love me,
00:10:34and you're going to die right now?
00:10:36You're not going to die.
00:10:38I'm bored with stories.
00:10:42I'm going to go to different stories.
00:10:46My favorite story is my own story.
00:10:52You're not going to die!
00:10:54You're not going to die!
00:10:56You're not going to die!
00:10:58You're not going to die!
00:11:02I'm going to die right now.
00:11:04I'm going to die right now.
00:11:06I'm not going to die.
00:11:08I'm not going to die right now.
00:11:10I'm going to die right now.
00:11:12I'm going to die right now.
00:11:14But I'm happy because
00:11:16I'm okay.
00:11:18I'll give her a premium.
00:11:20I'm going to die right now.
00:11:22You're not gonna die.
00:11:24You're not going to die right now.
00:11:26There may be a few times.
00:11:28We're 머리.
00:11:30You may want to die right now,
00:11:32and you must all go for me.
00:11:34Maybe!
00:11:36I want to leave my husband.
00:11:48I've always been beaten.
00:11:51I've tried everything.
00:11:56Zinggat magnesium.
00:11:58Araw-araw.
00:12:00I've used a condom for the sensation.
00:12:04I put my santos on the altar
00:12:08so that I'm going to get my excitement.
00:12:12I've also followed the post-queeze technique.
00:12:16And the stop-start technique.
00:12:20But it's not.
00:12:24I can only see my husband's face.
00:12:28I'm going to be out.
00:12:32I'm going to be out.
00:12:36Maybe when I was a teenager,
00:12:38I'm still going to take my husband.
00:12:42Maybe he's going to see me masturbate.
00:12:46So, I'm going to be able to get the best.
00:12:52If I'm still looking at the end of the world,
00:12:56I'm still running for the right hour.
00:13:00You won't care at all.
00:13:02Because there are so many children and so many children.
00:13:06The End
00:13:36I'm telling you, I'm going to fight for you.
00:13:41Why?
00:13:44I just want you.
00:13:47What do you want? I'm going to go to a country.
00:13:52It's just that you're a puppy dog.
00:13:57You're a big fan of your girlfriend.
00:14:00That's not true.
00:14:02And what's that about you?
00:14:03I don't know.
00:14:05I don't know.
00:14:07I'm just thinking that I'm going to buy a car.
00:14:11You can see it.
00:14:13You can't see it.
00:14:18I can double pay for you.
00:14:21You can buy a car.
00:14:27Let's start.
00:14:29Let's go.
00:14:33Let's go.
00:14:35Let's go.
00:14:37We're not sure if we're making mistakes.
00:14:41Let's go.
00:14:43Let's go.
00:14:45Let's go.
00:14:47Let's go.
00:14:49Let's go.
00:14:51But you can't wait for me.
00:14:53Just...
00:14:55I can't wait for you.
00:14:57I can't wait for you.
00:14:59Have you got a bad feeling?
00:15:01You're not angry with me?
00:15:05I'm not angry with you.
00:15:08I love you.
00:15:10It's okay.
00:15:20Wait, wait, Kuya.
00:15:22Hold on.
00:15:31Hold on.
00:15:53She...
00:16:02Sheila.
00:16:04Sheila, gising.
00:16:08Sheila, gising!
00:16:12Who are you?
00:16:13Huh?
00:16:16Who are you?
00:16:17Why are you here?
00:16:19What are you doing here?
00:16:21Where am I?
00:16:22What are you doing with me?
00:16:26Huwag!
00:16:30Who are you?
00:16:31Are you laughing?
00:16:35Early onset of Alzheimer's.
00:16:38I'm not going to sleep.
00:16:40I'm not going to sleep.
00:16:41Let's go.
00:16:42And...
00:16:43I'm not going to be a part of that.
00:16:45But we need to observe.
00:16:47You need to be a doctor.
00:16:49I don't have a pain.
00:16:51This is the money.
00:16:52I'll take care of you.
00:16:57If you want to be a doctor,
00:16:58take care of you.
00:17:00You're just trying to be a doctor.
00:17:01I'm not going to be a doctor.
00:17:03Let's go to your doctor.
00:17:04You're also okay.
00:17:05I'm not going to be a doctor.
00:17:06But if I'm a doctor,
00:17:07I'm not going to be a doctor.
00:17:08You know what's going to be a doctor.
00:17:09I'm going to go to my doctor.
00:17:10I want to see you before you get lost.
00:17:15Why do I need to see my son's son?
00:17:18Are you interested to know who he is?
00:17:30Mr. Jun!
00:17:40A magnitude 6.8 earthquake hit parts of Luzon, with epicenter located near Lingayen, Pangasinan, killing six people.
00:18:10Paskong-pasko, pero puro kamatayan ang nasa balita.
00:18:20Isang bus ang nahulog sa bangin sa bengget. Labing siyam ang patay.
00:18:25Lumindol sa masbate. Lima ang namatay.
00:18:29Sa Cebu, isang grupo ng kabataan ang nagkatuwa ang mag-russian roulette.
00:18:33End of the world game daw. Tatlo ang namatay.
00:18:40Maski dito sa bar, may mga kabataang nagkabarilan nung Pasko.
00:18:55Dalawang patay, nadamay pati manager namin, nagsara ang club pansamantala.
00:19:01Unti-unti na bang inuugos ang mga tao?
00:19:05Paano ang mga kagaya ko?
00:19:08Eh, mabuti kung tanggapin kami sa langit.
00:19:20Sumulat si Chona. Masaya daw siya sa Amerika.
00:19:24Sa wakas, natagpuan na rin niya ang mailap niyang kaligayahan.
00:19:31At nagkasundo na sina Tiger Joe at Papi Dog.
00:19:34Ewan ko kung paano nangyari.
00:19:36Siguro, isa to sa mga misteryo.
00:19:39Dahil mag-e-end of the world na.
00:19:41Tinakaayaw kong Christmas song, Jingle Bells.
00:19:48Ano ba? Wala namang snow dito sa Pilipinas.
00:19:55Tsaka ang bells, talaga namang dini-jingle.
00:20:00Talaga namang dini-jingle.
00:20:02Hans mmm…
00:20:23Sige...
00:20:25Payag na ako.
00:20:28Malhanapi ng tatay mo?
00:20:29Yes, I'll take care of you.
00:20:33What?
00:20:34It's because of your father's life.
00:20:36What does it mean?
00:20:38Where are we going to go?
00:20:39Ah, in the village.
00:20:42I thought I was only here in Maynila.
00:20:47We're going to go to the night.
00:20:49We're going to have a new year.
00:20:51You think I'm comfortable?
00:20:54The bar is closed.
00:20:56You don't have a job.
00:20:59We look at the area.
00:21:01And the other one.
00:21:03We're all in the village.
00:21:05You're going to walk.
00:21:06There's a nice ride.
00:21:08We're taking a walk.
00:21:11Let's go.
00:21:12Let's go.
00:21:14Let's go.
00:21:16We're going to walk.
00:21:18Welcome.
00:21:21Welcome.
00:21:22Welcome.
00:21:23Welcome.
00:21:24Welcome.
00:21:25Come on, come on, come on!
00:21:55Do you know where we are going to visit?
00:22:10Resort, but I don't know where to go.
00:22:15You're okay, ma?
00:22:20That's where we saw your father.
00:22:26He gave me a book.
00:22:29I don't know if he's a car or a car.
00:22:34But he told me,
00:22:36he's the one who's in the house to go.
00:22:41Where did we go?
00:22:51To the village.
00:22:53To the village.
00:22:58To the village.
00:23:03To the village.
00:23:08To the village.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:59Nope.
00:24:14I need to tell my name now.
00:24:16I need to tell my name.
00:24:20We're going to leave the house now.
00:24:22I need to take care of this.
00:24:23I need to take care of this.
00:24:27Sorry.
00:24:35That's okay, let me show you.
00:24:48It's alright.
00:24:51It's okay.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:24Okay.
00:35:06It's been a long time since I've lost my friends, I'm forgetting.
00:35:31I just hope that I don't want to forget.
00:35:36Even if that's all.
00:35:45What's that?
00:35:52The...
00:35:53The past few years...
00:35:55You've met.
00:35:57The past few years.
00:35:58The past few years.
00:36:00I always had to come back.
00:36:03You're a pig.
00:36:05I was sick.
00:36:06My stomach was sick.
00:36:07You're sick because you didn't get away from my dad.
00:36:17We'll be fine.
00:36:20We'll be back in the morning.
00:36:30In the bar, when I had a husband, I had to take care of them.
00:36:37There was a lot of negotiation. Religious.
00:36:42They had to sing.
00:36:45I told them.
00:36:47They would be able to give them.
00:36:51Because they would be closer to the sky.
00:36:55The sky?
00:37:00The sky?
00:37:04They're still there.
00:37:09Mom.
00:37:11How are they? They're asking me.
00:37:17I'm afraid of them when I'm a teenager.
00:37:22I don't want to tell.
00:37:26You...
00:37:27You just want to tell them.
00:37:36You're already afraid of me.
00:37:39I can't wait.
00:37:40Who gave me my name, Alma?
00:37:47You, the people who gave me to me.
00:37:51Me?
00:37:52That's what I mean.
00:37:55Kaluluwa.
00:37:57Huh?
00:37:58You gave me your kaluluwa?
00:38:01No.
00:38:02It's not like that.
00:38:10When did you come here?
00:38:13Did you get married?
00:38:22It's really a pain.
00:38:25You asked me for the police.
00:38:28I'm sorry.
00:38:34Why did you call the police?
00:38:40What's your life?
00:38:41What's your life?
00:38:42What's your life?
00:38:52I'm waiting for a few people.
00:38:56A customer.
00:39:01I'm able to see.
00:39:03What's my name?
00:39:05A cat is a cat cat.
00:55:37Thank you,
00:59:37Thank you,
01:09:07Bye.
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