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00:00I don't know.
00:30Hello?
00:31Hello?
00:32Si Mr. Arturo Contiglia po ba ito?
00:33Ako nga.
00:34Sino to?
00:35Ah, Vanessa Ariola po.
00:36Vanessa Ariola.
00:37Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko?
00:38Buyer po ako ng mga prutas.
00:39Nakita ko yung Lanzones Fire News sa Facebook.
00:40Gusto ko sa'yo nang makita na actual.
00:41Lanzones?
00:42Oo.
00:43Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko?
00:44Ako nga. Sino to?
00:45Ah, Vanessa Ariola po.
00:47Vanessa Ariola. Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko?
00:51Buyer po ako ng mga prutas.
00:53Nakita ko yung Lanzones Fire News sa Facebook.
00:55Gusto ko sa'yo nang makita na actual.
00:57Lanzones?
00:58Oo.
00:59Naku nahuli ka. Naani na. Sayang.
01:03Ganun ba?
01:04Oo. Nabili na lahat.
01:07Sige. Di bali na lang po.
01:13Hello?
01:14Ako po ulit. Ano po pong prutas meron kayo? Kasi prutas po negosyo ko eh.
01:32Ang meron namin, pitahaya.
01:34Patihaya?
01:35Pitahaya. Dragon fruit.
01:37Ah, dragon fruit.
01:39Naku, the best itong dragon fruit ko.
01:42At tamang tama. Namumulaklak na.
01:46Pwede po ako magpunta dyan para makita ko.
01:49Oo. Kailan naman?
01:51Mamaya sana. Kung pwede.
01:54Pwede naman. Anong oras? Andito naman ako buong araw.
01:58Tatawag ka ulit mamaya sa'yo kung anong oras.
02:01Sige. Antayin ko ang tawag mo.
02:03Oh.
02:04Wala na namang laman yung iti mo?
02:06Tagal nang walang laman yun pa.
02:08O.
02:09O.
02:10Wala na namang laman yung iti mo?
02:11Tagal nang walang laman yun pa.
02:13Eto.
02:14Sir.
02:15Kanina pa kita hinatawagan.
02:16Hindi ka masumasagot.
02:17Sir, may nasikaso lang akong kaso.
02:19Sige, maupo ka.
02:20Thank you, sir.
02:21Balita ko eh.
02:22Dinidiskrutihan mo yung anak ko.
02:24Hindi ho ah.
02:25Kanina nyo naman nabalitaan yan.
02:26Kanina nyo naman nabalitaan yan.
02:27Huwag, huwag na huwag ka magpapahuli sa'kin.
02:28Kundi sibak, abutin mo sakin.
02:29Anyway,
02:46What did you say about that?
02:49You don't want to be happy with us,
02:52but you don't want us to be happy with us.
02:55Anyway, what are you doing now?
02:59The pecking insecticide, sir.
03:01Pecking insecticide?
03:03Yes, sir.
03:04The pecking insecticide.
03:06Did you see the pecky-pecky?
03:08The pecky-pecky.
03:10If the pecky-pecky,
03:13the pecky-pecky,
03:15the pecky-pecky.
03:17Bitawan mo yan!
03:19Ito ang hawakan mo.
03:21Money laundering,
03:23Vanessa Ariola yung babae.
03:25Yung lalaki, Hapon.
03:27Hapon ito?
03:29Oo, Hapon.
03:35Sa Dolores,
03:37ulit nag-money transfer si Hapon.
03:40Tabahuin mo.
03:42Di ba area mo yan?
03:44Yes, sir.
03:46Dito, wala akong problema sa pera.
03:48Lahat,
03:49binibigay niya sa akin.
03:55Ito.
03:56Napaparaanas niya.
03:58Dala ko na.
04:10Ang alin.
04:11Ano yan?
04:13Ano to?
04:16Katasyon ang kabuting may lason.
04:19Mabagsik yan.
04:21Papatak mo sa kape niya.
04:23Isang patak lang.
04:25Ha?
04:30Lagi kong iniisip kung paano siya mamamatay.
04:36Nalasunin ko siya.
04:40Pinatake sa puso.
04:41Yung sasabihin mo kung ba't siya namatay.
04:44Walang makakakalam.
04:45Ayoko.
04:46Tayong dalawa lang.
04:48Legal kayong kasal, di ba?
04:49Sa uwes?
04:50Oo.
04:52Pag namatay siya,
04:53lahat ng ari-arian niya sa'yo mapupunta.
04:56Dahil legal ka ang asawa.
04:58Pati yung mga farm niya.
05:00Lantsunesan,
05:01rambutan,
05:02mangga.
05:03Magiging sa'yo lahat yun.
05:05Di mo nasasabihin mo wala nangyari sa buhay mo.
05:10Meron kang minanas sa asawa mo.
05:12Pera't ari-arian.
05:28Walang ginawa yun,
05:32kung di sabihin ako ng tamad,
05:34tanga,
05:35bobo,
05:36gago.
05:39Higing kriminal ako.
05:42Kaysa magdusak na bang buhay mo.
05:44Alam mo sa'king lahing pagiging batang genya mo eh.
05:48Di naman kayong magkakaanak, di ba?
05:52Sa'kin sigurado magkakaanak ka.
05:55Ayan.
05:56Baka nga anak ko yan eh.
05:58Magkaanak tayo ng marami.
06:02Kito talaga dapat pinatulad.
06:05Inakit mo nga ako eh.
06:08Mailig ka kasi sa sex talaga.
06:11Umamatay din naman siya.
06:12Maagamil ang pagkamatay niya.
06:15Sa'yo na yung pera.
06:17Bahay.
06:18Lupa.
06:19Tsk.
06:21Tsk.
06:25Huwag mong isipin magiging kriminal ka.
06:27Niligtas mo lang sarili mo sa habang buhay na pagturusa.
06:30Tsk.
06:31Tsk.
06:32Tsk.
06:33Tsk.
06:34Tsk.
06:35Tsk.
06:36Tsk.
06:37Tsk.
06:38Tsk.
06:39Tsk.
06:40Tsk.
06:41Tsk.
06:42Tsk.
06:43Hulis ako.
06:45Maliligo lang ako.
06:46I'm not alone.
06:53Where did you go?
06:55We saw the house at Pitahaya.
06:58We were talking to the house.
07:01You'll have a coffee.
07:03Sige.
07:11Oh, Vanessa.
07:16Oh, muna 6pm tayo magkita.
07:23Naka maong jacket ako.
07:26Saka blue checkered shirt sa loob.
07:31Hi, Mr. Arturo.
07:33Hi.
07:34Art na lang itawag mo sa akin.
07:36Hi, Art.
07:37Maupo ka, please.
07:47Gabi na.
07:48Pagpunta ka ba ba ng farm?
07:50Mamaya na natin pag-usapan yan.
07:53Pag-order muna tayo.
07:55Sandali ah.
07:56Kuya.
07:57Kuya.
07:58Pahiwa mo naman sa kitchen, please.
08:01Salamat ha.
08:05Ano bang gusto mo?
08:06Kung ano gusto mo?
08:08Gusto kita mo ba?
08:09Gusto din kita.
08:10Tingin ko magkiklik tayo.
08:11Art?
08:12Sana.
08:13May...
08:14Asawa?
08:15Oo.
08:16Wala.
08:17Wala.
08:18Wala.
08:19Wala.
08:20Wala.
08:21Wala.
08:22Wala.
08:23Wala.
08:24Wala.
08:25Wala.
08:26Wala.
08:27Wala.
08:28Wala.
08:29Wala.
08:30Wala.
08:31Wala.
08:32Wala.
08:33Wala.
08:34Wala.
08:36Wala.
08:37Ayoko mag-asawa.
08:39Gusto ko.
08:40Sex lang.
08:45Sorry.
08:46Sorry.
08:47Um...
08:48Sorry.
08:49Excuse me pa.
08:50Ito pa yung dragon blood.
08:52Um...
08:53Ayun na po?
08:55Boyfriend.
08:58Naghahanap nga ako eh.
09:00Available ka ba?
09:04Madam.
09:05May asawa na ako.
09:08Delikado.
09:09Yung nga gusto ko eh.
09:12Mga delikado.
09:13Mga delikado.
09:18Um...
09:19Mas mo po sir?
09:20Baka pakipunasan mo nga.
09:22Okay.
09:23Salamat ah.
09:26Ah.
09:27Ah.
09:28Ano to?
09:29Ito?
09:30Yan yung dragon fruit.
09:32Ah.
09:33Kuti haya.
09:34Huwag ka na isa.
09:35Huwag ka na isa.
09:36Huwag ka na isa.
09:37Huwag ka na isa.
09:38Huwag ka na isa.
09:39Huwag ka na isa.
09:43Mukhang nakakatakot naman kainin to.
09:46Hindi.
09:47No, you can taste it.
09:53It's good.
09:55Isn't it?
09:57Ah...
10:01Do you want to eat a talaba?
10:03A talaba?
10:05Yes, they have a talaba.
10:07They have a talaba.
10:09They look good.
10:11I have a favorite talaba.
10:14Would you like to eat it?
10:17No.
10:23Let's go to the pub.
10:31Hello?
10:33Hello?
10:35I'm going to go to the farm.
10:37Why?
10:39I'm going to buy the fish of Tahaya.
10:43Pipitasin na namin ngayon.
10:45Magdamagan.
10:47Isang daang puno.
10:49Dito na ako matutulog.
10:53Sige na.
11:03Siguro lagi kami dinadalang babae dito.
11:05Wala.
11:07Ikaw pa lang.
11:08Special ka kasi.
11:09Asus.
11:10Yung bola pa.
11:11Gusto ko ma-meet asawa mo.
11:13Bug na.
11:15Saan mo siya nakilala?
11:17Sa Batangas.
11:19Hmm.
11:21Lahing Batanggenya pala siya.
11:23Ako...
11:25Muradong magkasama sila nun.
11:27May relasyon sila nun.
11:30Ikaw.
11:32Paano ka?
11:34Pakaiwang ka niyan.
11:35Sawahan na siya sa'yo eh.
11:37Alam mo.
11:39Madali magpaanal ng kasal.
11:41Yun na lang mangyayari sa'yo pag iniwang ka niyan.
11:44Wala.
11:48Hindi ko gagawin yung gusto mo.
11:50Ano pa ang sabihin mo sa'kin?
11:59Alam mo.
12:00Maganda ka eh.
12:01Kaya alam mo.
12:02Medyo tanga ka eh.
12:03Lumabas ka na nga muna.
12:05Pag-isipan niya sinasabi ko sa'yo ba?
12:14Hindi para sa'kin yun.
12:16Para sa kapakanan mo yun.
12:24Tulad nga ang sinabi ko eh.
12:26Nakatatlo kong asawa.
12:27Yung unang asawa ko namatay.
12:29Cancer sa matres.
12:30Yung pangalawa hindi kami nakakasal.
12:32Kasi kasal siya sa tunay niya.
12:34Ang pangatlo naman.
12:35Ayokong pakasalan.
12:36Ngayon.
12:37Ito kay, ah.
12:38Sita.
12:39Kinasal kami sa West.
12:40Nung bago siya mag-disiotto.
12:41Pero dinaya na lang namin.
12:43Yung consent ng nanay niya.
12:45Yung consent ng nanay niya.
12:46Pwede niya.
12:47Nung bago siya mag-disiotto.
12:48Pero dinaya na lang namin.
12:49Yung consent ng nanay niya.
12:50Pwede ni Batang kapag namatay ka.
12:51Sa kanya magpupunta lahat ng farm mo.
12:52Marami akong farm.
12:53May lansones.
12:54May talong.
12:55May manga.
12:56May dragon fruit.
12:57Aagawin kita sa kanya.
12:58Huwag na.
12:59May oda.
13:00Susumoko.
13:01Sita!
13:02Sita si Ms. Riola yungan.
13:04Pwede niya niya ang lansones.
13:07Sa kanya makupunta lahat ng farm mo.
13:08Marami akong farm.
13:09May lansones.
13:10May talong.
13:11May mangga.
13:12May dragon fruit.
13:13Aagawin kita sa kanya.
13:16Huwag na!
13:17May oda.
13:18Susumoko.
13:20Siya!
13:25Sita!
13:26Sita!
13:27Sita, Ms. Ariola, the buyer.
13:32Sita, my husband.
13:34Hi.
13:36Oh, your husband's husband is so beautiful.
13:39Bata-bata.
13:42Are you going to shower?
13:44Yes. Where is it?
13:46Here.
13:47Excuse me.
13:57Sita, pagtempla mo nga ako ng kape.
14:22Pinitras na namin lahat. Tumulang siya sa pamigmitas.
14:26Tumulang bigla.
14:31Salamat.
14:40May nilagan pa ka pa dito.
14:44Ah...
14:48Galing, no?
14:5018 siya. 54 ka.
14:52Parang anak mo na siya.
14:57Oh!
15:02Pumapas ka na. Pumunod ba sila sa nasa?
15:09Gahin ka lang.
15:10Wala.
15:11Wala.
15:12Wala.
15:13Wala.
15:14Wala ka nung ginawa.
15:15Wala ka nung ginawa.
15:16Wala ka nung ginawa.
15:17Wala ka nung ginawa.
15:18Wala ka nung ginawa.
15:19Wala ka nung ginawa.
15:20Iniisip ko kung babalik na ako ng Manila.
15:24Parang gusto ko pa mag-enjoy dito eh.
15:27Ah!
15:28Tawagan ko muna si Oda.
15:29Semua sa aking.
15:30Ah!
15:31Selamat.
15:38Gila ya?
15:39Hmm.
15:40Aga.
15:43Cita!
15:47Cita!
15:48Cita!
15:55Cita!
16:06Tayun.
16:07Cita!
16:08Cita!
16:09Cita!
16:10Cita!
16:11Cita!
16:13Cita!
16:15Cita!
16:16Cita!
16:17Cita!
16:18Cita!
16:23Cita!
16:24O!
16:26Samaan mo ako sa bayad?
16:27Papa-money transfer ako.
16:31Ginigy ko na yung daun mo.
16:33Sige.
16:34Ligo lang ako ha.
16:37Oh, that's it, you're 100 kg.
17:11Bigla ako nagka-pera.
17:15Piramahan mo muna to.
17:25Bumalik mo na kaya tayo sa farm mo.
17:28Parang masarap mag-relax-relax to.
17:33Magkangkakan ulit tayo.
17:35Hindi ka naman siguro mauhuling ni Batang doon, di ba?
17:39Hindi.
17:40Hindi pumupunta naman mag-isa yun doon.
18:05Bakit?
18:12Ani, nakabulo ko ni Sita ng itak.
18:14Nuhuling kami niya banay sa saka to.
18:17Oh, Batang!
18:19Batang!
18:19Agapas nyo ko dito ko!
18:21Napasyal ka, bakit?
18:21Ano ba?
18:22Padaanin nyo ako!
18:23I-itaking ko yung hayop na yan!
18:25What?
18:25Teka!
18:26Maggunus din ka!
18:27Delikada yung ma-itak ka!
18:29Ano nangyari?
18:29Sandali lang, Batang!
18:30Sandali lang!
18:31Huling-huling ko ko sila sa acto!
18:33Baka hindi lang kayo nagkakaintindihan?
18:35Kitang-kita ako ho!
18:37Nagkakantutan sila!
18:38Baka pwede naman mapag-usapan yung mag-asawa yan!
18:41Oo nga naman.
18:41Huwag maintindiin yun ang nangyari sa amin ng babaeng yun.
18:46Wala yun.
18:47Libog lang yun.
18:52Mahawala din yun.
18:54Hawak na ng hapon yun eh.
19:07Bukas, lumabas tayo.
19:10Hawak na tayo ng sine.
19:17Bumili ka ng mga damit mo.
19:21Rubber shoes.
19:22Iba gusto mo ng bago yung rubber shoes?
19:27Gusto mag-aaral?
19:30Iba sabi mo nun gusto mo mag-aaral?
19:33College?
19:36Para alin kita.
19:40Ano bang usong kurso ngayon?
19:44Kung anong gusto mo?
19:45Mereka ka ngok-aaral?
19:45Have a man!
19:50Kemano?
19:51Maаша.
19:51Maakeru multis knitting?
19:55Iba gusto mo song Ko ba gumala person.
19:56libero kareunan ti mo ERICO.
19:58Undo id lo karaiunang。
20:09Ya ko sadan, berlin.
20:10Where are you?
20:20Can you go?
20:22Let's go.
20:30Vanessa is a partner.
20:32She wants to be a business.
20:34You can tell.
20:36Oda Hashimoto's name.
20:38She's old.
20:40She's a business.
20:42She wants to be a business.
20:44She wants to be a business.
20:48She bought everything.
20:50She gave me money.
20:52She gave me 50%.
21:02Why are you thinking?
21:06Why are you thinking?
21:18Wait.
21:20Wait.
21:22Wait.
21:23Wait.
21:24Wait.
21:26Wait.
21:28Wait.
21:30Wait.
21:32Wait.
21:34I don't know.
22:04Ito?
22:18Nasaan?
22:29Ay,
22:30you're so cool.
22:34What's going on?
22:41What's going on?
22:43I saw it.
22:45I saw it.
22:46I saw it.
22:48Oh my God.
22:52I'm dead.
22:56I'm a woman.
22:59There's water!
23:04Okay.
23:15Sapa?
23:19Dyn.
23:24Dyn.
23:28Oh
23:44Tang ina ka?
23:50Dilagyan...
23:54Dilagyan mo ng lasin to?
23:58Qué Lan Switch
24:01Dilagyan mo ng lasin to?
24:05Milli
24:17ko
24:19Gyal
24:20Hello.
24:49Hello.
24:50May kaibol ka, no?
24:52Oo, meron.
24:54Patay.
24:55Patay ang kaibol ko.
25:03Atlo?
25:04Patay ni klaseng daw?
25:06Oh, pati si Batanggenya?
25:07Ewan ko.
25:08Ayon sa informasyon ng mga maritas na nakila, nakot-naking ka, usap ko.
25:13Hindi nila alam kung nasa si Batanggenya.
25:16Mabuti naman, Ma.
25:17Kaya ikaw, saan sabi ko sa'yo, ako yung jowa mong bata, Ma.
25:21Ay.
25:22Yung sinasabi ko sa'yo.
25:23Kaya nga, hindi ako marunang mag-jowa ng bata, no.
25:26Ano mo?
25:27Piling ko nakadrag sa mga yan.
25:29No?
25:30Kaya?
25:31Siguro.
25:32Tigil mo lang.
25:33Itatanong ko sa mga friends kung maritas.
25:36Maritas?
25:37O, tira, kapag natin ko sila, ma-mamawing.
25:40Kasas ka ng ngapang police.
25:41Bakit...
25:42Iko?
25:43Iko.
25:44Ati-deliver mo na yung mammon.
25:45Huwag kang mga malasipas kilitin.
25:46Mas.
25:47Malamat.
25:48Is he the father on the farm?
26:06Yes, Turo. He's the father.
26:09The woman, do you know?
26:13Yes, that's the new buyer.
26:16They're going to go there.
26:20This man?
26:22Alduy.
26:24Alduy is the son of Turo.
26:26Turo?
26:28He's a husband, right?
26:30He's the sister.
26:32She's lost her sister.
26:46Tito.
26:48Where are you going?
26:50Let's go.
26:52Where are you going?
26:54Where are you going?
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27:00Where are you going?
27:02Where are you going?
27:04Where are you going?
27:06Where are you going?
27:08We're going to be on the next day.
27:10Where did you go?
27:17I don't know how to go.
27:21Let's go.
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