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Reeves is known for his work in action thrillers such as 'Speed' and 'John Wick.'
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00:00So now we get married, right?
00:16No. Let's get started instead.
00:20Oh, that'd be great. I could just lie here all day, cut school, soak up the rays.
00:26Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
00:32Ted, if you're really me, how many fingers am I about to hold up?
00:37Three. Whoa!
00:41You need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish.
00:47They'll let any butt reaming asshole be a father.
00:52I can't do this. Sure you can. Who knows, you might like it. It's a killer rush.
00:58Hey, this is your fucking wake-up call, man. I am an FBI agent.
01:04I told him the maid asked me where I was off to. I said, wherever, whatever. Have a nice day.
01:12I know where the bastard sleeps. I brought him there. To Carfax Abbey.
01:19I've heard relationships based on intents. Experiences never work.
01:23Okay.
01:25We'll have to base it on sex then.
01:29Whatever you say, man.
01:31I can't imagine how I want you.
01:33But I'm not free.
01:36And I won't hurt you that way.
01:39I won't.
01:41Listen to me like you've never listened to anybody before in your life.
01:44I'm gonna bust my ass to make sure they hate you.
01:47Because as long as you're out boning Melissa, you're not home killing your wife.
01:52I know Kung Fu.
01:56Show me.
01:57What are you, nuts? I live here.
02:09Do you have any shame at all?
02:12Well, I just want a ride.
02:14This is neutral.
02:16Holy shit.
02:18You're the only one still playing by the rules, Midnight.
02:21And while you've been imitated, Switzerland people are dying.
02:24I'll never take substance C again for the rest of my life.
02:29But how much are you taking now?
02:31Not much.
02:33More recently because of job stress.
02:36We can't risk the survival of this planet for the sake of one species.
02:40What are you saying?
02:41If the Earth dies, you die.
02:43If you die, the Earth survives.
02:48Relax, okay?
02:52Marky.
02:53Yeah.
02:56This lady has an unwanted guest.
02:58People keep asking if I'm back.
03:00And I haven't really had an answer.
03:03But now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.
03:09Whoa.
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