00:00Oh, man. As if women can't get along perfectly well without you.
00:17Come on, let's tandem, Gidge. We can fight when the surf's not up.
00:20I'm hungry.
00:21No, not in a plane. Just me.
00:24You see, I'm light. And when the wind is just right, I just kind of ride on the currents.
00:31Ha, ha, ha. You'll fly. On your own.
00:33You won't let me out. You won't let me have any peace.
00:36And you leave me alone and it hurts. And you don't leave me alone and it hurts.
00:39Who are you talking to? Who am I?
00:41Oh, please. I have to hurt you.
00:44It's going to take you and the police department and the fire department and the national guards to get me out of here.
00:55I'll wait for the sheriff to come and take me home.
00:58And I ain't going to fuck till he gets here.
01:01I'm not going to let that happen. I don't care what it takes. I don't care if it kills me. I don't care if it kills you. I'm not going to give up.
01:07And if the two of you do, you can go straight to hell.
01:10I want to know how that baby will ever know how wonderful his mother was. Will he ever know what she would do? Oh, God, I want to know why.
01:21David, you can't turn me into a grandmother. I still have my looks.
01:27You know what? I think that the romance with Ron balances that.
01:30Well, who plays it?
01:30Daniel. Daniel! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The whole time, Mel! The whole time, you were... The whole time!
01:44What's my destiny, Mom?
01:45You're going to have to figure that out for yourself.
01:53Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're going to get.
01:58I hope you don't think this kid's going to call me Grandma.
02:00Mama?
02:00So, where is the cream?
02:03What was that? Was that supposed to be charming? Huh?
02:06Was I supposed to melt when you put your hand on my thigh like that or just enjoy it so much I would forget you're married to my friend, who happens to be sitting across the table from us?
02:14Ben, sweetheart, honestly, I am completely capable of walking along walking...
02:18You will not defend this woman.
02:20I'm not defending...
02:21You are defending him!
02:22Last time you did the laundry, you turned everything blue and red, so no.
02:25That was a mistake.
02:26Yeah.
02:26I was washing the American flag. Am I... Can I please?
02:30No one washes the flag.
02:32No one has ever lived who knows better than you the proper placement of footfalls on treacherous paths.
02:38If you fail to acquire the necessary votes, what would you say you will answer to me?
02:45You did that on purpose, didn't you?
02:47No.
02:48Yeah, you did.
02:49No, no, I didn't.
02:50You're alive.
02:51I'm not.
02:51Then that's okay.
02:52Oh, I have to take a shot.
02:54Doris!
02:57Doris, are you okay?
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59Tell me, Mr. Bloom, all the things that you do with the dear boys?
03:04Uh, well, I've taken them to school.
03:07School?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Gary helped plan Lucas's birthday party.
03:12The one with the burning clown that traumatized all the children.
03:15That might work probably be, who was on your own naar, so you don't, go, look!
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