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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2 - Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:30How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:44You don't know that.
00:59You're in our way.
01:03You're in our way.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Let's go!
01:38I'm gonna get out soon
01:40I'm gonna get out soon
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:48I never said you're gonna get out soon
01:52Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:59A golden star
02:01You think you're clever
02:03Good God!
02:05I took a break
02:07Made a mistake
02:09When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:25You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29Close enough line back out on the ice for Boston
02:33Another thing
02:35I useidan
02:37It's całe
02:39Stay
02:40I'm outta here
02:41I just gotta get out soon
02:43And want to be해�
02:45You think I'm pretty
02:46I'm fine
02:48I wanna get out soon
02:49I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know you're up at night hunched over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill that's crooked from doing bad bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light.
03:14You're lost to believe and I'm standing in my light. You're standing in my light.
03:25You're sta-
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool. You say you're scarier.
03:40Most people do it, this is the real world, honey.
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just what it is.
03:50Nice job, now get out of the way. Good job, just take a fucking hit.
03:57I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice job, get out of the way. You're in our way. Get lost forever.
04:13Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy. I fucking mean what I mean.
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now. The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks. Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird. Whatever you need, Captain.
04:48Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me. Thanks, guys.
05:20Let's go.
05:50let's go.
06:47Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Good job.
07:13Good job.
07:14Good job.
07:15Good job.
07:17Good job.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13I didn't.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Oh, fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:04Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25He's still want.
09:25Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:50You think this will be enough?
09:51No, you come here.
09:52You think this will be enough?
09:52No, you come here.
09:53You think this will be enough?
09:57You still want to get up?
09:57No, you come here.
09:59Where were you?
10:03No, you came here.
10:06Where were you?
10:11Oh.
10:12Please don't go
10:19Please don't go
10:26Oh my God
10:30He's okay
10:38Is he okay?
11:08It's you
11:15It's you
11:17It's you
11:21It's you
11:25It's you
11:30You
11:32It's you
11:34It's you
11:51Are you...
11:55Oh, God, I wonder.
12:21Now the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:51You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:22I should go.
13:32So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:42Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard pill to swallow on palm ice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:24Oh, hey there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Good boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Fanny, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program, we train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I love it.
16:43That's what I'm trying to do.
16:45I love it.
17:00I love it.
17:01Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to go find the bathroom.
17:31Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Olander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:31I'll be right back to you.
18:32I'll be right back to you.
18:32I'll be right back to you.
18:33You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, Otec.
18:40Minister still wants to meet you today evening,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:57...Latviy.
18:59...Latviy.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it before?
19:04Do you not regret it?
19:05Not regret it, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They do not teach you the discipline in this American League.
19:11This is not a game, it's a shame.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hope you showed up in the childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when ever.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is not playing.
19:26What is that?
19:27What is that?
19:28What is that?
19:29What is that?
19:30What is that?
19:31What is that?
19:32What is that?
19:33You, captain, you do it with them.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty of the same childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:44Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:54She's like a boy.
19:55She's like a girl.
19:56She's like a girl.
19:57She's like a boy.
19:58She's like a girl.
19:59She's like a girl.
20:00She's like a girl.
20:01And she's like that?
20:02I didn't know what she was.
20:03And I remember her.
20:04So, what is that?
20:05I found her.
20:06Where's that?
20:07Where Polina?
20:08В Москве?
20:09There's a woman.
20:10In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13We need to go to the night of the night,
20:20so I can meet with the minister.
20:26Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:32Of course, he's always the same.
20:35He's always the same.
20:37He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:40I'm curious, yeah, there's a lot to talk about...
20:42Kochew, Kochew, пусть дом остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:45Еще призывы у Америки.
20:47Надо зарабатывать.
20:49Хорош, хороший.
20:50Слишком хорош для нас.
20:51Ужасно.
20:52Но это проблема – с лидерством.
20:55Это всегда проблема.
20:57Лидерство.
20:58Может, ты что всему верёк?
21:03Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:06You're my angel. You talk too many times, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Papa.
21:15I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs one more cup.
21:21Look how she goes for you.
21:23From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:29I want to drink.
21:32Well, I have something interesting.
21:51Давненько, а я…
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:02Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:06Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:09Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:15Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:18Когда есть, на что стоит обращать внимание.
22:21В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:24Не имеет? Почему ты так решила? Мой отец…
22:28Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:31Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:35И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:40Правда?
22:41Да. Правда.
22:42Хантер и адмирали не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:45Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:49Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:52В этом году?
22:53Да. В этом году. Потому что я думаю, что Митка травмирован.
22:59Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:01Он не экстрессенс.
23:03А с травмированным вратарем далеко не уедешь.
23:06Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:10Туши.
23:11Это Восток. А потом ты сможешь победить…
23:14Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:17На Чикаго. Не то, что раньше.
23:20В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:23И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:26Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:30Нет, спасибо. Мне пора спать. Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:40Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:42Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:46Увидимся в Бостоне.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:56Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это мал башки.
24:13Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:19Ну…
24:21Ты же видел французских парней?
24:24Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не ухаяшь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответ.
24:47Ух…
24:49Раньше…
24:51Ты был веселее.
24:56Помнишь?
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:11Опасность…
25:12Опасность…
25:13Раньше…
25:14Возбуждала…
25:15Тебе…
25:16Если память меня не изменяет…
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно?
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:41Ладно.
25:42Я найду вечеринку.
25:54Окей.
25:55Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:07Ладно.
26:08Ладно.
26:11Я не знаю.
26:13Ведь там…
26:14Captain's here.
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:29Just put him down.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have your own money.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it.
26:52Hey, Dan.
26:52Stop it.
26:53In Boston, where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:09Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Great fuckers.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal, shit-show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02And the team shots again.
29:03And obviously, the final match.
29:07Legend of LeMond!
29:09Well, nice watch.
29:24Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50I was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
29:54But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:04Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34I want you to suck my dick.
32:36Please.
32:36Please.
32:37Please.
32:38Please.
32:39Please.
32:40Please.
32:41Please.
32:42Please.
32:43Please.
32:44Please.
32:45Please.
32:46Please.
32:47Please.
32:48Please.
32:49Oh, no.
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night,
33:05you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No, The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:58It's okay.
33:59It's okay.
34:00It's okay.
34:01It's okay.
34:03It's okay.
34:04It's okay.
34:05It's okay.
34:07Good luck coming.
34:08It's okay.
34:09It's okay.
34:10It's okay.
34:11You want to get in?
34:12Good luck coming.
34:20I'm going to be in this position.
34:50Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:20You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54And go.
37:03You know what?
37:05I want to try to find one way here.
37:07It's what I'm saying.
37:08You're saying this.
37:11I'm ...
37:13You're saying this.
37:14You're saying this.
37:15You're saying this.
37:16You're saying this.
37:18You're saying this.
37:19do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:49are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:20you
38:26i need you
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39:30It's a tense day.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:00Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:55So, I'm off.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:23Goodbye, Hollander.
41:23Goodbye, Hollander.
41:24Goodbye, Hollander.
41:24Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25Goodbye, Hollander.
41:38I don't know.
42:08Fuck.
42:38I don't know.
43:08I don't know.
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