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00:38Gather your working families, hold in your squeezed middle, and hope you don't freeze your assets off.
00:42It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:47Tonight on the show, Labor ploughs on with their budget.
00:50We check in on the growth of AI.
00:53And we'll plant a seed for the Deaflympics.
00:56Plus, we'll be joined by actor Rose Ayling-Ellis, and comedians Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton.
01:01On the show that sometimes likes to dump on the news.
01:13G'day!
01:14I'm Adam Hills.
01:15Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that doesn't care about Black Friday, because we're always 30% off.
01:21With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe,
01:23and the man who thought the bond market was where 007 buys his eggs, Alex Brooker.
01:34Loads to get through tonight, but we want to start by recapping a couple of awkward moments we had this week.
01:38Firstly, if you saw last week's show, you might have seen this moment,
01:41when Josh stood next to the UK's tallest Tory, James McAlpine.
01:48He's seven foot two.
01:50Although, are we still ruling out that he's three school kids in a suit?
01:56Alex, your daughter had an interesting observation.
01:59Yeah, I showed the girls the photo on Saturday morning,
02:02and my youngest pointed at Josh and went,
02:06is he a grown-up?
02:10But, um, yeah, the best part of it was, I promise him he'll come round for a play date next week.
02:16We're going to dare to air.
02:18I can't believe we got through the whole week without calling him the never-ending Tory.
02:22Oh, how did we miss that?
02:24How did we miss that? Thank God we brought it back.
02:26But, yeah, we are, um, we are working together now.
02:28We're bringing out our own version of Russian dolls for Christmas.
02:32Um, and my embarrassing moment this week.
02:34So, uh, actually happened last week.
02:36I was at Speaker's House, um, in Parliament for Disability History Month.
02:40And I went straight from, you know, working on the last leg.
02:44So, I hadn't really had dinner, so I scoffed about three protein bars.
02:47Such an athlete.
02:48Oh, always, always.
02:50I forgot that you were Sylvester Stallone.
02:53And, look, it was amazing.
02:54There was a speech from Paralympian Steph Reid.
02:56There were disabled MPs.
02:58Dr. Marie Tidbull was there.
02:59Here's a couple of photos that I took on the night.
03:01It was a brilliant night. It was amazing.
03:03I love, I love Osis.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Getting a photo of Big Ben in the background.
03:06You're still a tourist, aren't you?
03:08Oh, absolutely.
03:09The problem was, halfway through the night, the protein bars started to kick in.
03:13And it was a crowded room, like Popeye.
03:15Well, it wasn't my eye that was popping.
03:17Uh...
03:19I got quite farty.
03:21Did you?
03:22I got quite farty.
03:23Squeaker's house?
03:24At Speaker's house.
03:25No, I said Squeaker's house.
03:27It's good gear.
03:29I thought, you know what?
03:30It's a crowded room.
03:31I'm probably okay.
03:32Yeah.
03:33You know, loads of talking.
03:34No one could hear.
03:35And, look, I let a few out.
03:37And, you know, they weren't noxious and I thought, I'm fine.
03:39I'm getting away with this.
03:40Five minutes later, I turned around and there was a person in a wheelchair right behind me.
03:45Oh.
03:47And this, this is why we make you sit behind the desk.
03:51And the worst thing is...
03:52What?
03:53Yeah, go on.
03:54You're like this.
03:55Not often you see somebody in Parliament following through on something.
03:58Oh.
04:00Yes.
04:01You know, another person in Parliament shitting on the disabled, am I right?
04:04Oh.
04:05Blimey!
04:06Are we on Radio 4?
04:07What's going on?
04:08Ah.
04:09Yeah, no.
04:10Forget it.
04:11The worst thing is the next night I was at Downing Street for another function.
04:14Oh, no.
04:15Browning Street.
04:16Sorry.
04:17It was a short...
04:18Browning squeak?
04:19I've lost it.
04:20It was a short-statured guy behind me for the whole night.
04:22Oh, no.
04:23I have never clenched my butt cheeks harder in my entire life.
04:25Look, we are live on your telly right now.
04:27You can send us any questions you want to ask us about the news.
04:30Message us on Instagram, the hashtags is it okay.
04:32WhatsApp, the number is 07956 175 908.
04:35Or you can scan the QR code on the screen.
04:37For example, is it okay that Russian scientists this week
04:40have reportedly fitted transmitters into the brains of pigeons
04:44so they can be flown remotely on spy missions?
04:48Hmm.
04:49Is it okay that Vladimir Putin uses them to take over a country?
04:52It'll be known as a military coup.
04:54Oh.
04:55Oh, come on.
04:56Come on.
04:57It's a pigeon pun.
04:58What else are you here for?
05:01This is Channel 4 on a Friday night.
05:04Puns about pigeons.
05:06Yes.
05:07We've got a photo.
05:08We have a striking image of one of the pigeons here.
05:10I'll tell you what.
05:11I now know what I want for Christmas.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Wouldn't you, if your wife turned around to Christmas Day,
05:18you've got a remote control pigeon.
05:20Yeah.
05:21That would be the greatest, like imagine just like flying it around,
05:24it's got a GoPro on it, you can see where it's going.
05:26Like shitting on people.
05:27And then you find out your mates have also got one.
05:30You'll meet up in Trafalgar Square.
05:32Just edging forward to some geezer on the bench nicking his chips.
05:37I'd give it a year until Adam is running that show with us two on remote control.
05:42We also have exclusive images of the KGB agent in charge of the operation.
05:49Alright, let's jump foot first into the news now and Gareth said,
05:54is it okay that the budget got leaked ahead of the announcement?
05:57Yes, the Chancellor Rachel Reeves delivered the budget on Wednesday
06:00after several weeks of teasing and leaks.
06:02It was like a build up to the new series of Stranger Things, wasn't it?
06:05It was outrageous.
06:07Yeah, I was hoping for the Lily Allen album to come out about it as well.
06:11Puts a mansion tax on the pussy palace.
06:13The lead up to the budget took so long we even made up our own advent calendar for it.
06:18But, as you can see here, when we opened the calendar the day before the budget,
06:23we got the budget.
06:25Because the Office for Budget Responsibility accidentally uploaded the entire budget
06:3040 minutes before it was delivered to Parliament.
06:32I got it a day before.
06:34Did you?
06:35Because I'm on Rachel Reeves' Patreon.
06:39It just meant people weren't interested in it twice.
06:44But I think what happened, you know when you're talking about somebody
06:48and you accidentally text them?
06:50Yeah, that's what's happened.
06:52The Chancellor began her speech by slagging off the opposition and bigging up Labour.
06:56So it was like the political equivalent of 8 Mile if Eminem's rap had been released
06:5940 minutes before the battle.
07:01Or to put it another way, her palms were sweaty, growth weak, forecast heavy,
07:04the OBR released the details of the budget already.
07:07Thank you very much.
07:08You get an applause but the bad news is they've introduced a midlife crisis tax.
07:19I've been playing rugby league for 8 years, I've been paying that tax for a while.
07:24Each party used different food analogies to describe the budget this week.
07:27Rachel Reeves warned that it wouldn't be a pick and mix, while Kemi Badernot called it a smorgasbord of misery.
07:33It was like they both used foods they knew their voters would relate to.
07:36Like pick and mix and smorgasbord.
07:38I'm surprised the Green Party didn't call it a kale salad of confusion.
07:42The main takeaway from the budget seems to be that the Chancellor is going to take more in tax to fund more in public spending.
07:48And it's up to you whether you think that's a good thing or a bad thing.
07:51The Mirror took a positive tone with their impactful front page, calling it a budget with a Labour heart.
07:56The Sun carried a more damning headline of the benefit street budget,
08:00while The Sun also today featured an interview with Rachel Reeves' uncle
08:05and ran with the poetic headline, fleeced by my niece.
08:08Who's her uncle? Dr Seuss?
08:10Yeah, rejected headlines were Dad thought it was bad, Mum was glum and her cousin wasn't buzzing.
08:17Things haven't improved with my cousin twice removed.
08:24The biggest announcement...
08:25Just to be clear, that's not me saying she's my cousin twice removed.
08:28That was me suggesting a headline.
08:30The biggest announcement was the end of the two-child benefits cap,
08:34which meant families on benefits could only claim for their first two children.
08:37That's now been gotten rid of, is that okay?
08:40Yes.
08:41But there was a big thing that people criticising it,
08:43and genuinely I saw people on and going,
08:45well, that just means those are people just going to have more babies now.
08:48I don't think that's what people were waiting for.
08:50You know, I don't think anybody was kind of sat there like waiting for their third child,
08:55and what Rachel Reeves has said, then sidling up to your missus going,
08:58I'll tell you what, love, should we budget and chill tonight, shall we?
09:01Well, as soon as that leaked report came out, I'd had sex before the budget had even started.
09:08It's unbelievable.
09:09Like, that is just this wild idea that it's this kind of welfare kind of scam,
09:16where you're going to have a kid so that you can...
09:18I think the current is that the first kid you get £25 a week,
09:21you get £17 for the second.
09:23Right.
09:24Have you bought a fucking magazine for a child?
09:26It's about 60 quid.
09:28Like, it's just wild, and it's bringing people out of poverty is a good thing.
09:33Well, yeah, so the lifting of the two-child benefit cap
09:35is estimated to bring around 4,000...
09:37Sorry, 450,000 children out of poverty,
09:40but the question is, who's going to pay for it?
09:42So the freezing of the tax threshold means that an extra 800,000 people
09:46will now be dragged into paying tax for the first time,
09:48and they are not high earners.
09:50Kate said,
09:51is it OK that disabled people are losing motability cars
09:54and still can't rely on accessible public transport?
09:56Now, luxury vehicles are being removed from the motability scheme,
10:00but Alex has got a point to make on it.
10:03Well, yeah, because the big thing is, I think Rachel,
10:05the word she used was she wanted to reduce
10:08generous taxpayer subsidies from the motability scheme.
10:11Yeah.
10:12It makes it sound like you're scrounging if you get a luxury car.
10:15But basically, the way the motability scheme works is
10:17you give over the mobility component of your benefit, which you get.
10:22You just give them the money, you just don't take the money.
10:24Yeah.
10:25That goes towards a car.
10:26The luxury cars and other cars are basically...
10:28It's a down payment that you make yourself.
10:31So the government don't...
10:32If you go, oh, by the way, can I have a Merc?
10:34Yeah.
10:35The government don't go, yeah, we'll do that.
10:36You pay it yourself.
10:38So it doesn't save them any money either way.
10:41And I think it was bowing down.
10:43You have, like, little, you know...
10:45There's a lot of people that wanted to criticise the idea
10:47of someone getting something for free.
10:49Yeah.
10:50It's not for free.
10:51It's something that somebody's entitled to, first of all.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Then you've got all these whiff merchants like Lee Anderson
10:55gobbin' off, going, oh, we should go back to what it's like
10:57in the 60s, and stuff like that.
10:59And I just think this was bowing down to them.
11:01Because honestly, if you look on the motability website today...
11:04Yeah.
11:05There's still cars where you make a down payment.
11:07There was a Volkswagen on there, I looked.
11:09£7,900 a down payment.
11:11Which was more than what you would have paid for a Merc anyway.
11:13So it's just...
11:14It was an aesthetic thing, I think, to please people
11:16who want to, like, shit on disabled people,
11:19the idea that they're getting something I don't.
11:21And, yeah, I just, um...
11:23I just think it was whiff, if I'm honest.
11:25To give you the political term, it was just...
11:28It was just bollocks just to kind of have a little jab
11:30at disabled people.
11:32APPLAUSE
11:37Yeah, boy.
11:38I...
11:40I disagree.
11:41There's a...
11:42After I've said that, there's a little fly
11:44that's just flown on me.
11:46And I don't know if you've got remote-controlled flies
11:48in government now, because it's literally...
11:50It's staring right at me.
11:52Oh, yeah, he's there.
11:53I'm going to move on, because we're on television.
11:55Sorry, mate.
11:57Look at that.
11:58I'm like Dr. Doolittle over here, look at this.
12:00I get it.
12:01Sorry.
12:02There we go.
12:03I'm going to point out the camera stuff.
12:04Yeah, no worries, though.
12:05Yeah, carry on with the...
12:06If you're watching in HD, that bit was great.
12:07Carry on with the rest of the budget.
12:09One question being raised this week
12:10is whether Labor has broken a manifesto pledge
12:12to not raise taxes for working people.
12:14Rachel Reeves' response to that
12:16was to say they only promised not to raise tax rates
12:19for working people,
12:20which is the equivalent of saying,
12:22look, I'm technically not lying.
12:24This informative table was released yesterday
12:26that seems to show that the richest people in society
12:28are the ones that will be affected the most by the budget.
12:31But, Josh, you've got an issue with it, right?
12:32Well, it's just that, obviously, that is true,
12:35but I...
12:37The richest 10% there,
12:38a lot of those people in the richest 10% are the top end of that.
12:41Yeah.
12:42That £709 isn't going to mean much to Mike Ashley,
12:45who's in the richest 10%,
12:46whereas all the kind of...
12:48The middle level, the minus £342,
12:51minus £230,
12:52that's people where that is a real hit to their actual finances.
12:56Yeah.
12:57So, it looks like the top people are paying a lot more,
12:59but they're not actually paying a lot more
13:01in comparison, a lot of them,
13:03in that 10% to what, actually, they earn.
13:05So, once again, it feels like the super rich aren't being hit that hard.
13:09So, are we taxing the wrong people?
13:11Well, I think, like what Josh was saying there,
13:13it's the people in the middle that get squeezed.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Squeezed a lot more.
13:18So, I think it's, you know, obviously it's helping the most vulnerable,
13:21as you can see from the top end of that graph,
13:23but it is always with these budgets.
13:25It's the people in the middle, the majority of people,
13:27where if you move up, you know,
13:29with the fact that the tax brackets and stuff like that,
13:32you know, that's all been changed now.
13:34And if you move up one,
13:35and you start paying more tax all of a sudden,
13:37you know, you lose kind of free childcare,
13:39the hours of free childcare.
13:40Obviously, you want to progress in your life and earn more.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But it can bring you back down.
13:44I feel people are getting squeezed,
13:45energy bills and stuff like that.
13:47Whereas, like Josh said, the richest...
13:49There's a fear...
13:50Yeah.
13:51..to tax the richest people in the country.
13:53Yeah.
13:54There is a fear within the government,
13:55because of the media,
13:56because of the narrative of that,
13:57to tax the richest people in the country.
13:59I am incredibly lucky, right?
14:01I, for basically a hobby, get paid quite a lot of money,
14:06so I'm in that top level.
14:07Yeah.
14:08I pay a lot of tax.
14:09It's a fucking privilege.
14:10Because I get that.
14:11I get a nice house.
14:12I get a good wage for doing something I like.
14:15And then you're like,
14:16well, what's this money going towards?
14:17You've just said it.
14:18450,000 children being bought out of poverty?
14:21Yeah.
14:22Is that a good use of people's money?
14:24Of course it fucking is.
14:25If it's not, what is wrong with your head?
14:27Yeah.
14:28Agreed.
14:29And so, you know, there's a worry that if the government start taxing,
14:38you know, the super rich, they'll leave the country.
14:40But should we be worried that a billionaire might leave the country
14:43if they get taxed a little bit more?
14:45Surely the best thing about being a billionaire?
14:47Yeah.
14:48I don't know.
14:49But the best thing about being a billionaire is you can do
14:51what you fucking want.
14:52You can live wherever you want.
14:53Yeah.
14:54You can do what...
14:55Imagine being a billionaire.
14:56You've got one life.
14:57What are you going to do?
14:58I'm going to move because I'm worried about 2% tax on my assets.
15:01You're a fucking billionaire, mate.
15:03Enjoy your life.
15:04I think if Labor are worried about...
15:06Unless Paul McCartney decides to move, in which case I'm voting reform.
15:10If Labor are worried about the reaction to taxing the super rich,
15:13maybe they could do it by stealth.
15:14You know, just tax things that only the super rich have.
15:17Like, I don't know, double-barrelled names.
15:19Yes.
15:20Hyphens.
15:21Yes.
15:22Red trousers.
15:23Children called Hugo.
15:24Or if they want to get to the tech bros, maybe a tax on protein shakes.
15:274am cold plungers and the Wim Hof method.
15:30Er...
15:31Yeah?
15:32James of Soggy Biscuit?
15:33If you really...
15:34If you really want to target the super rich, you tax anyone who is worried about the release
15:40of the Epstein file.
15:41So our poll tonight is this, what could we tax that only the super rich would feel?
15:55Messages via WhatsApp or on socials, use the hashtag tax the super rich.
15:58And look, on top of everything else, Hannah said, is it okay that there is a tax on milkshakes?
16:02Well, no, but the thing is so, they've brought, just brought out 450,000 children out of poverty.
16:07Yeah.
16:08And if you're into Nesquik, they're going straight back into it.
16:11Yeah, we've had an absolute touch, but my kids into your zoo were fucked.
16:16So between smorgasbords, milkshakes and pick-and-mixers, there was a lot of food being used to describe
16:23the budget this week, so we're going to use a lot of food to demonstrate the budget.
16:27Alright.
16:28Are you ready for this?
16:29Yeah, I think so.
16:30So the budget began with a tax on pre-packaged lattes.
16:33So I'm just going to tip that in there right now.
16:35And included a freeze on income tax thresholds, hence the ice cream.
16:39Yeah, I'm alright.
16:40Am I giving you the right job there?
16:41No, it's alright.
16:42You're alright.
16:43Don't worry.
16:44This goes on Channel 4 Plus One.
16:45Okay.
16:46Do you want a couple of scoops, boy?
16:47Yeah, it's Keir Starmer's favourite flavour, vanilla.
16:50There you go.
16:51There's also a mansion tax, which is why I'm going to put some of this gingerbread house in
16:54as well.
16:55And an increased duty on alcohol.
16:57Oh, there you go.
16:58There you go.
16:59I'll do the other side.
17:00There we go.
17:01Get that in there.
17:02There you go.
17:03The big announcement, though, was the scrapping of the two-child benefit cap.
17:07That's why those eggs are going in as well.
17:09Watch your fingers for that blender, eh?
17:11Yep.
17:13Now, despite saying it wasn't a pick-and-mix, some Labour MPs still had problems with it,
17:16so it kind of was a bit of a pick-and-mix.
17:19And all in all, some commentators were right when they described the budget as a smorgasbord.
17:25Mustard?
17:26Yep.
17:27And the salmon.
17:28Oh, my.
17:29Wow.
17:30But it also contained a whole bunch of leeks.
17:32So.
17:33Oh, my God, no.
17:34Mix all that up.
17:35Serve it all up to Parliament and find out which one of us is going to have to drink
17:47it.
17:48Oh, go on.
17:49Short straw.
17:50Oh, yes!
17:51Yes!
17:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:53There you go.
17:54Hang on.
17:55There's a bucket down there, right?
17:56Do you want a sweet, Brooker?
17:57Yeah, I'll take one on.
17:58Cheers, mate.
17:59You all right?
18:00How are you getting on?
18:01Oh, well...
18:02Do you want me to...
18:03Do you want me to...
18:04Do you want me to...
18:05Do you want me to...
18:06You doing the next bit?
18:07Yeah, I can.
18:08All right, let's welcome tonight's guests.
18:09Two Strictly winners and one comedy legend.
18:10Please welcome Rose Hayley Ellis, Chris McCawson and Adam Buxton.
18:17Oh, that was a great look.
18:20Oh, gosh, it's the second time this week you've made a bad idea.
18:25Oh, well, I'm done.
18:26Oh, well, I'm done.
18:27Yeah, I'm done.
18:28Oh, well, I'm done.
18:29Oh, well, I'm done.
18:30Oh, well, I'm done.
18:31I'm done.
18:32I'm done.
18:33Oh, well, I'm done.
18:34Oh, well...
18:35I've done it.
18:36I've done it.
18:37Oh, well, well, I'm done.
18:38Oh my gosh, it's the second time this week you made a bad smell in front of disabled people.
18:43Ah, right, welcome everyone.
18:45Who would like to start with their thoughts on the budget, Rose?
18:48Okay, hello.
18:50Yeah, I was just thinking, it's just so frustrating and annoying
18:55and everyone... The government always say,
18:57well, we have to go through a tough time.
18:59But there always seems to be disabled people going through a tough time.
19:02Yeah.
19:03But is it a tale, at all, as Tony Blair...
19:06Sorry?
19:07No, at all, and Tony Blair.
19:10Adam, thoughts?
19:11Um, I mean, I am known at home by my wife as the fiscal creep.
19:17LAUGHTER
19:20So it all seems quite familiar to me.
19:22I'm happy that train fares aren't going up for the time being.
19:26Yeah.
19:28I think good tax those gamblers.
19:31Mm-hm.
19:32I approve of all that.
19:35And, er, I guess I like the freezing of the threshold
19:39because it puts off a problem for a while.
19:41LAUGHTER
19:42And I like to...
19:44I like to deal with things sometime in the nebulous future.
19:48Can I just ask, before we go any further,
19:49can you all scooch up, because Rose doesn't have a back to where she's sitting?
19:52No, I need a bow back, Rose. Which way? This way?
19:55What is that? That's it, perfect.
19:56They're banshee. No, sorry, to the left, Chris.
19:58LAUGHTER
20:01Yes, see, this is the problem we have more than one disabled person off.
20:06LAUGHTER
20:07So you can't see Rose's signer, Rose can't hear, so she's got a signer.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:14Yeah, how are you feeling, Adam? A little bit outnumbered?
20:16Er, she's deaf, he's blind, I'm stupid.
20:19LAUGHTER
20:20Well, at least we're not a fiscal creep.
20:22LAUGHTER
20:23Er, Chris, what are your thoughts on the budget?
20:25It's a tough gig, innit? Mm-hm.
20:27You're watching her doing that, and honestly, like, it's...
20:30Like, I've done New Year's Eve gigs in Nottingham
20:33that were, like, that were easier than that.
20:35LAUGHTER
20:36It's... It's a tough gig, but it's...
20:39Do you know what? They're all the same.
20:40All of them, doesn't matter whether it's Labour or Tory,
20:42it's... It's all about hiding the tax.
20:46It's about spreading it out... Mm-hm.
20:48..so that you don't realise how much you're being taxed.
20:50Yeah. You know, it's little bits here, little bits there.
20:54I mean, the bloody house thing now is just a hidden inheritance tax,
20:58isn't it? Cos the... Oh, you can defer it,
21:00which means we can have more of your house when you die.
21:03It's... It's mad that you can give money to dogs for free,
21:07but you can't give money to your own kids.
21:09LAUGHTER
21:09What products do you think should be taxed to...
21:12Two people like that! LAUGHTER
21:15Yeah!
21:16Two people!
21:17APPLAUSE
21:19Nah, they were the dog owners.
21:21We like donks.
21:23LAUGHTER
21:25We thought the blind man would like dogs, come on!
21:28LAUGHTER
21:34What products do you think should be taxed to affect the super-rich?
21:38Go on.
21:39Paddle.
21:40Paddle!
21:41Ooh!
21:43Ooh, spicy!
21:44Cos there's only a lot of rich people who play paddle,
21:47and it's so expensive to book a courtly day.
21:49It is, you're right.
21:50Yeah!
21:51Is that Asia Creek for one hour?
21:52Yeah!
21:53It'd be nice if people played it and didn't post about it on social media.
21:56LAUGHTER
21:57Yeah!
21:58I don't... I don't... I've never...
21:59Obviously, I can't play it, but I assume you just get extra points
22:02for putting it on Instagram.
22:03LAUGHTER
22:04It wasn't for politicians, though, would it?
22:05Cos they're usually up Sheet Creek without one.
22:07LAUGHTER
22:08Oh, please!
22:13In more political news, Simon says...
22:15Oh, Simon says...
22:16Is it OK for Starmer to lead children into the 6-7 dance
22:19while visiting a school?
22:20Yeah, so this week, the Prime Minister inadvertently
22:22led a whole bunch of school kids in a brain-rot trend.
22:25Uh, here is the butt-clenchingly awkward footage he posted.
22:29We're looking at the page...
22:31Oh, it's not on the page.
22:326-7!
22:336-7!
22:346-7!
22:35Yeah.
22:366-7!
22:37Everybody...
22:386-7!
22:39Are you doing page 6-7?
22:40We're not over that yet.
22:41We're not over that.
22:42It's not...
22:43Still very much a thing.
22:45That's a bit wild.
22:47...for that lovely 6-7.
22:49You know children get into trouble today in Latinx school.
22:52Oh, do they?
22:53LAUGHTER
22:55So, yeah, they're lovely children in the year, too.
22:57Yeah, they are.
22:58Sorry about that.
22:59No, no, it's absolutely fine.
23:01It's fine.
23:02I didn't start it, miss.
23:03LAUGHTER
23:05They were OK with a 6-7.
23:07It was him writing Nigel is a wanker on the desk, didn't they?
23:10LAUGHTER
23:12Thank God it was Keir Starmer.
23:13If that had been Boris Johnson,
23:146-7 would have been the number of kids he thinks he has.
23:16LAUGHTER
23:19Are you aware of the 6-7 trend?
23:21Nah.
23:22No-one over...
23:23Chris?
23:24My son told me about it.
23:25I asked him about it the other day.
23:27He's 21 years old.
23:28LAUGHTER
23:30He rolled his eyes at me and he looked very sad
23:33and he said...
23:34I was like,
23:35When do you do it?
23:36What does it mean?
23:37And he said,
23:38Oh, God.
23:39You just say it, like, to wind people up.
23:42Like, if an adult asks you a question,
23:45Yeah.
23:46You just say 6-7,
23:47and it can work for anything that you're asked at all.
23:50And the more you talk about it,
23:52the more they think you look like an idiot.
23:53Yes.
23:54But I've got to say,
23:55I think Keir Starmer actually looked alright from that clip.
23:56Yeah.
23:57And in fact,
23:58I think he needs to get involved in some more online trends.
24:00For example,
24:01there's a trend in which you ask someone to recite an innocent list
24:03and then you pretend it's a list of things they've put up their bum.
24:06This is unfair.
24:07This was unfair.
24:08We did one for the show last week.
24:10We asked Josh what's in his bag
24:12and then we made it look like he was talking about,
24:15OK, this is what it looked like.
24:17Things that Josh and I have stuck up our bums.
24:19Me?
24:20Nothing.
24:21But Josh?
24:22A book about the 90s.
24:23An inhaler.
24:25Some pills.
24:26I.e.
24:27Four headaches
24:28rather than getting off my face.
24:30Um.
24:31An apple charger.
24:33Because I just think the other ones,
24:35they don't charge fast enough.
24:36Let's be honest.
24:37Paying the money is worth it.
24:39And, um...
24:42Uh...
24:43I've got a Pritt stick in there,
24:44but I don't know how it got in there.
24:46LAUGHTER
24:52It's bullying!
24:53It's bullying!
24:54So, with apologies to the Prime Minister,
24:56we are doing this purely to make you look better on social media.
25:00This is for Keir Starmer.
25:02Things that I've put up my bum.
25:04Me?
25:05Nothing.
25:06Keir Starmer.
25:07Bills.
25:08Season tickets at Arsenal.
25:09The...
25:10Whip.
25:11Each and every Tory leaflet.
25:13Hand sanitiser.
25:14Carpet, somehow.
25:15A guitar that was lent by my good friend John.
25:18Fish.
25:19An olive branch.
25:20Bendy bananas.
25:21And...
25:22You know...
25:23Taking out a chainsaw isn't quite my style.
25:27Happy with that?
25:31APPLAUSE
25:32We'll have more last week for you after the break.
25:36We'll look at the future of AIIs.
25:38Plus, we want to know,
25:39what should we tax that would only affect the super rich?
25:41Message us via WhatsApp or on socials using the hashtag
25:44TaxTheSuperRich.
25:45We'll see you in a little bit.
25:46APPLAUSE
25:47Welcome back to The Last Leg.
25:48We're joined by Rose Aileen Ellis, Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton.
26:06Chris has got an autobiography out.
26:09It's called Keep Laughing.
26:10I'm holding it up to the camera now, Chris.
26:12Just letting you know.
26:13What was it like writing your autobiography?
26:15Do you know what?
26:16It was...
26:17It was actually easier than I thought it was going to be.
26:20It was aided by the fact that Penguin put it on sale
26:24and told me it was going to be out in seven months' time.
26:28And so I got cracking with it.
26:30But, like, I think doing Strictly, it was...
26:33It opened me up in a way that, like,
26:35I think if I'd have written a year ago,
26:36I just would have wrote all the funny stuff.
26:38Yeah.
26:39But I was able...
26:40Once you've cried on the telly in front of 10 million people,
26:42you feel a lot more open about your emotions.
26:44LAUGHTER
26:45And so I wrote all the funny stuff,
26:46but then there was a little bit more depth to it
26:49than there would have otherwise been, you know,
26:51and a little bit more letting people in
26:53that I wouldn't have done,
26:54cos I'm a scouser who digs a hole and buries his shit in the hole
26:57and builds a car park on top of it usually, you know?
26:59LAUGHTER
27:00So it starts right back at your birth.
27:02Was it nostalgic?
27:03Yeah.
27:04I mean, like, when you're writing an autobiography,
27:06who starts as a baby?
27:07What's the point?
27:08You can't remember it, can you?
27:09LAUGHTER
27:10But because I lost my sight from birth over 25 years,
27:13what I didn't want to do was be going all the way through the book
27:16and now this is what was happening with the deterioration of my sight.
27:19So I thought, I'll nail it all at the beginning
27:21and get it out of the way in a funny way at the beginning,
27:23and then I can tell all the funny stories that happen
27:26about losing your sight and growing up and, you know,
27:29playing in the streets in Liverpool and losing your sight
27:31over 25 years without having to get bogged down in it, you know?
27:34Yeah.
27:35It was good.
27:36I loved writing it, really.
27:37And all of the nostalgic stuff about being a kid
27:39and, you know, the mayhem you get up to on the streets
27:42before we all had computers and, you know, the games we used to play.
27:45We used to put each other in a bin so that one of us got the mange
27:48bin juice on them.
27:49LAUGHTER
27:50And then they'd have to chase you around the streets
27:52until they could rub their bin juice on somebody else.
27:55LAUGHTER
27:56And then there'd be two of them and then they'd...
27:58You'd have to carry on until there was only one kid
28:00who didn't have the bin juice on him.
28:02And, um...
28:03Oh, the laughter we had.
28:05LAUGHTER
28:08Well, here's a question for you.
28:09Did you record an audiobook version of it?
28:12So, I did.
28:13I did the audiobook.
28:14It's mad.
28:15How does a blind guy read a book out loud?
28:17LAUGHTER
28:18I'll tell you, there's quite a lot of people in Penguin
28:20who are going to be having considerable therapy for quite some time.
28:23LAUGHTER
28:24So, I do it where I listen to my own text in one ear
28:29and it was 122,000 words of this book
28:32and I'm listening to it while I'm performing it, you know.
28:35Oh, wow.
28:36And, um, we'd start at, like, 10 in the morning
28:39and we booked in 10 till 5,
28:41but every day we'd get to half past three and my brain
28:43would be like porridge and we were like,
28:45yeah, should we just call it quits
28:46and then start again tomorrow?
28:47But it sounds great and you wouldn't know that that's...
28:51That's the thing with disability sometimes is
28:53you have to take different routes to get somewhere
28:55and it can take twice as much work,
28:56but if the product at the end is good,
28:59then it's worth all the effort, innit?
29:01Yeah.
29:02And, as you say, it's out now
29:04and, um, it's Black Friday, it's on Amazon on a discount.
29:07LAUGHTER
29:08And it's quite fat, innit?
29:10Adam, it wraps up well, you know.
29:11If there's a day to buy a book by a blind guy,
29:13it's Black Friday.
29:15LAUGHTER
29:18And, look, you've just had a new show go to air on the BBC.
29:21Yeah.
29:22In which you demonstrated...
29:23I find this fascinating.
29:24You demonstrated how AI helps you get dressed.
29:26Well, I mean...
29:27LAUGHTER
29:28It makes it sound like I've got a robot going,
29:30come on, one leg in.
29:32LAUGHTER
29:33I have. He's called Josh.
29:35LAUGHTER
29:36Are you on your phone, Josh?
29:39No, I was getting my phone out cos we were doing this AI thing.
29:41Oh, OK, yes, good point, good point, good point.
29:43LAUGHTER
29:44Sorry.
29:45So, yeah, explain how this works, Chris.
29:47So, like, a lot of people use AI for, like, you know,
29:50creating images.
29:51That's what you hear of being used for a lot,
29:53making videos and stuff.
29:54I use it the other way round.
29:55I use it for interpreting images and videos.
29:57And you can switch it on on the phone
29:59and ask it things like you've got a person with you
30:02and ask it, like, is this shirt clean?
30:05Does this need ironing?
30:06What T-shirt's this, you know?
30:08I've got it here.
30:09Yeah, so I've got AI on my phone.
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm looking at Brooker.
30:13Yeah, here we go.
30:14AI, can you help me with something?
30:18Yeah, absolutely.
30:19I'm here to help.
30:20If you want me to take a look at what someone's wearing
30:22or just let you know something what's OK, just point it out.
30:25What does this guy look like, who I'm looking at?
30:30Yeah, sure.
30:31So, the guy you're looking at has kind of a neat beard
30:33and a short haircut
30:35and he's wearing a casual jacket over a T-shirt.
30:37He looks pretty relaxed, just kind of sitting there.
30:40So, overall, kind of a casual and friendly look.
30:43And what...
30:44What do you make of his hands?
30:48Yeah, so I do notice that he's got a prosthetic arm
30:51or kind of a unique limb situation going on there.
30:54A unique limb situation.
30:55A unique limb situation.
30:56I'll tell you what.
30:57Thank you, AI.
30:58You are one of the nicest people on earth.
30:59Well...
31:00I mean, I've never wanted to start a band, but unique limb situation.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:02LAUGHTER
31:03I'll tell you what.
31:04LAUGHTER
31:05I'll tell you what.
31:06Thank you, AI.
31:07You are one of the nicest people on earth.
31:08Well...
31:09I mean, I've never wanted to start a band, but unique limb situation.
31:10LAUGHTER
31:11LAUGHTER
31:12We'll be going on tour next year.
31:13LAUGHTER
31:14If nothing else, mate, you've just had your autobiography name for you.
31:15Unique limb situation.
31:16LAUGHTER
31:17LAUGHTER
31:18We'll be going on tour next year.
31:19LAUGHTER
31:20If nothing else, mate, you've just had your autobiography name for you.
31:21Unique limb situation.
31:22I can't believe they've programmed...
31:23programmed AI with awkwardness.
31:24LAUGHTER
31:25LAUGHTER
31:26All right, let's cover some disability sport now.
31:27Yvonne said, is it OK that deaf athletes have to self-fund?
31:29Yeah, so the Deaflympics wrapped up in Tokyo this week,
31:30and for a whole bunch of reasons, very few people heard about it.
31:31Japan won 51 medals.
31:32There you go.
31:33There it is.
31:34There it is.
31:35There it is.
31:36Japan won 51 medals.
31:37GB took home five gold, three silver and four bronze.
31:39And let's congratulate GB with a deaf round of applause,
31:41which is hands in the air, waggle your fingers.
31:42Awesome.
31:43This is a unique little bit of...
31:44LAUGHTER
31:45LAUGHTER
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47LAUGHTER
31:48LAUGHTER
31:49LAUGHTER
31:50LAUGHTER
31:51LAUGHTER
31:57I always worry when I do this that deaf people think I'm doing it sarcastically.
32:04LAUGHTER
32:05LAUGHTER
32:06Why...
32:07Why do deaf people do this?
32:09Because, like, it's visual, but so is that.
32:11That's visual.
32:12I don't know why I asked that question.
32:14You can still see people clapping their hands.
32:16I know.
32:17Oh, yeah, good point.
32:18Oh, no, I don't know.
32:19Don't ask me!
32:20LAUGHTER
32:21Yeah.
32:22I think we should have more disabled people turning on each other on it.
32:25LAUGHTER
32:26What's the deal with fucking Australians with one leg as well?
32:29That's my...
32:30LAUGHTER
32:31For some reason, the Deaf Olympics don't get anywhere near the attention
32:33that the Paralympics do, which is weird,
32:35because they started 24 years before the first Paralympic Games
32:37at Stoke Mandeville.
32:38So why aren't they part of the Paralympics?
32:40Well, according to the International Deaf Sports Committee,
32:43many deaf people don't consider themselves disabled
32:45and some consider themselves to be part of a cultural
32:48and linguistic minority.
32:49Now, I don't know if that's why, but, Rose,
32:52you sent a message to the Deaf Olympics GB team,
32:55were you disappointed they weren't covered on TV?
32:57Yeah, because, um...
32:59I feel like at least...
33:01It could be somewhere at eight in the morning,
33:03at least something, but there's nothing out there.
33:05Yeah.
33:06So I am a bit disappointed,
33:07but I know some people could say,
33:08well, there isn't enough people watching it,
33:10but they all said the same thing about Paralympics,
33:13and then look what the Paralympics have done.
33:15Yeah, exactly, exactly.
33:16And the thing is, it's sad to miss out, because of those medals,
33:20seven of them were won by a girl who was 15 years old,
33:24who swam.
33:25Wow!
33:26And she won three off a gold medal,
33:28and that would be such a sad opportunity to miss out.
33:30And I'm sure everyone would love to watch stories like that.
33:33Yeah, absolutely.
33:34And look, you know, we're going to have more Last League for you after the break,
33:37but since we often celebrate the end of the Paralympics
33:39with a montage of some of the best moments of the Games,
33:41tonight we thought we'd do the same for the Deaf Olympics.
33:44So here it is.
33:45We'll see you in a little bit.
33:46We'll see you in a little bit.
34:16Thank you.
34:35Welcome back to Last Leg,
34:37with your choice by Rose Ailing Ellis, Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton.
34:40The drink I had earlier has hit my stomach,
34:41and it's not happy about it at all.
34:43Let's move on though.
34:45Adam, tienes un álbum out.
34:47Sí, sí.
34:47Tengo aquí, ¿qué tal?
34:49Es un álbum.
34:49Es llamado Buckle Up.
34:52Es parece increíble y malo que hay que producir un álbum
34:56cuando hay tantas músicas en el mundo sin recordar.
35:02Pero tengo un podcast y hago jingles en el podcast que hago.
35:06Y alguien en Decca Records, que era un fan,
35:10y ella dijo,
35:11que se puede hacer un álbum, que se puede hacer un álbum, que se hace un álbum.
35:16¿Y eso es como ellos hacen álbumes estos días?
35:17¿Tienes gente que hacen álbumes y dicen,
35:20sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
35:22Y es lo que me...
35:23Creo que se pensó que yo podía hacer un álbum en tres meses
35:26y que tenía que hacer para Christmas.
35:27Pero me hace cinco años.
35:28¿Pero?
35:29¿Y el Justin Hawkins de la Darnera
35:32de un Ikea advert, también?
35:34Sí, sí.
35:34No, no, no.
35:35¿Pero podrían estar en Glastonbury?
35:37Sí, sí.
35:38All musical geniuses start with jingles, I think.
35:42And I worked with a guy called Joe Mount,
35:44who is the frontman of the band Metronomy.
35:47Yep.
35:47And he produced the record and encouraged me to turn my,
35:51I'm going to say, half-formed song ideas into actual,
35:55well, sort of adjacent, music-adjacent songs.
35:58Did you have feedback along the way?
36:00Yes.
36:01I mean, one of the first things I did was write a song called
36:05Pizza Time about my teenage son,
36:09the phase that he was going through,
36:11which was basically just eating pizza
36:13and wearing, like, a bathrobe
36:15and acting like the dude in The Big Lebowski.
36:18Oh, awesome.
36:19And I wrote it, and it was one of the first songs
36:21I'd written on a guitar, and I thought,
36:24oh, this is cool.
36:24I think I've written kind of an important, brilliant song here.
36:27It was late at night, and I'd had some wine.
36:30And I had met Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead,
36:35at a gig a few months before.
36:38I told him I was doing a record, and he's like,
36:40you should send me some stuff.
36:42I'll give you some feedback any time.
36:44I think he was being polite, but I took him at his word,
36:47and I sent him my demo of Pizza Time.
36:51Didn't hear back immediately.
36:55And, in fact, it was two weeks before I got a reply,
36:58and then it was...
36:59I don't know.
36:59It was...
37:00See what you think.
37:00This is some of the stuff he said.
37:02I think you're double-tracking the main vocal.
37:05I sang it twice to try and beef up my very weak vocals.
37:08I'm not sure that helps, he says.
37:10Feels like you're trying to hide one voice behind the other same voice.
37:14There's no need.
37:18And then he says,
37:18Lyrically, it feels a bit like you're in the uncanny valley
37:21between funny and sincere.
37:23I'm not sure anyone's ever made that work.
37:28Hope this is more motivational than not.
37:31You did ask.
37:32You're performing a song called Shorts at the end of the show.
37:44What was the inspiration for that?
37:45Yes.
37:46Well, as you can see, I like shorts, even in the depths of winter.
37:51I was invited to the...
37:53You've got shorts on?
37:53I've got shorts.
37:54How are you just finding this out?
37:57Short shorts and...
37:59How short?
38:00You feel that knee.
38:03Check out the knee.
38:04You're on the telling.
38:05Yeah.
38:07You've got the full knee.
38:11I was going to go and do the Riyadh Comedy Festival
38:14and I was willing to overlook the human rights abuses.
38:17But when I found out you can't show your knees,
38:20that's where I draw the line.
38:25I'm not going out to that...
38:26You're going to sing shorts at the end of the show.
38:28But right now we're going to bring on this week's mystery guest.
38:30So Chris, Rose and Adam have to work out
38:32how this person is connected to the news.
38:33Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
38:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:38Mystery guest.
38:40I want to get close to you.
38:43So close to you.
38:45Welcome.
38:46Josh, Alex, who is the mystery guest?
38:47Hey, this is Malcolm.
38:48Malcolm has been in the news this week, but why?
38:51Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
38:53Is it because A, his car fell in a sinkhole in the road
38:59and he couldn't get it out as the council put a fence around it
39:02for health and safety?
39:04B, his car is stuck until January as he parked it in town overnight
39:08and a full Christmas market was built around it?
39:11Or C, his car is stuck in the car park
39:14as his dog ate the key a week ago
39:16and he's still waiting for it to shit it out?
39:18Uh, now, um, Chris, I mean, visuals help.
39:23Oh, yeah, sorry.
39:24So, he's not, Chris, he's not wearing shorts
39:26and he has a standard limb situation.
39:38Oh, dear, I knew he was going to come.
39:41We will reveal the mystery guest after the break.
39:45Adam Buxton's going to close the show with a song about shorts.
39:48We'll see you in a little bit.
40:04Welcome back to Last Leg.
40:05We're joined by Rose Ailing Ellis, Chris McCausland
40:07and Adam Buxton.
40:08Logan messages to say,
40:09reminded us to wish a happy 100th birthday
40:12to Dick Van Dyke today.
40:13Aw, happy birthday.
40:14Before the break, we challenged our guest
40:19to work out how this person was connected to the news.
40:21Can we have the options again, please?
40:22Yes, this is Malcolm.
40:25Was he in the news because his car fell in the sinkhole
40:27in the road and he couldn't get it out
40:29so council had put a fence around it,
40:31failed for safety.
40:32Was it because his car stuck until January
40:34as he parked it in town overnight
40:35and a full Christmas market was built around it?
40:38Or is it because his car is stuck in a car park
40:40as his dog ate the key a week ago
40:42and he's still waiting for it to shit it out?
40:44Um, what do you think?
40:46Rose?
40:47I was thinking maybe the dog ate the key.
40:49Nick?
40:50Yeah?
40:50Rose?
40:51That's insane, isn't it?
40:52I think it's B.
40:52I don't think the key that dog ate
40:54would make the news.
40:56And I think if it falls in a sinkhole,
40:58you've got bigger problems than a fence.
40:59How did you get into a hole in the first place
41:04when there's a fence already been built around it?
41:06It's a sinkhole.
41:08Oh.
41:09No, no, um,
41:11if that was the right answer,
41:14which is not,
41:15they built, put the fence around
41:19after the car had gone in the hole.
41:20They built it after, okay.
41:22And did the dogs take,
41:24how long did they take to poo?
41:26They can't take one week to poo.
41:27Depends what they've been eating.
41:29You have steak?
41:31I never know.
41:32Yeah, also depends what kind of key.
41:34Yeah, and you should have...
41:35Only takes me three days to pass a car key.
41:39So what do you think the answer is?
41:41Which one?
41:41I would pick the Christmas market.
41:43The Christmas market, Chris?
41:44Oh, the Christmas market.
41:45Yeah, Adam?
41:46I'm sticking with the key.
41:47I like the idea of the dog going...
41:49Okay, so, Malcolm.
41:53Was it a Rover?
41:56Oh, shut up!
41:59Malcolm, what's the answer?
42:02My name's Malcolm and my car fell in a mine shaft.
42:05Oh!
42:06Oh!
42:08That was none of the options.
42:10No, the sinkhole!
42:11The sinkhole!
42:11That was one magic of a mine shaft.
42:14The sinkhole!
42:14The sinkhole!
42:15The sinkhole!
42:15The sinkhole!
42:15No, it's not...
42:16We haven't thought to have to toss it to you.
42:18It's a sinkhole, mate.
42:19We have a photo of the car in the sinkhole.
42:20Yeah, this is it.
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:24My shaft slash sinkhole.
42:26And there is also one with the fence to prove it.
42:29That's the fence.
42:30I mean, I thought they were out of order,
42:31giving it a parking ticket, but...
42:33So is there any chance that a Christmas market
42:36was erected around the sinkhole?
42:37So what happened, like, when you got up and you...
42:41So did you just get up one day, see your car's in the hole?
42:44Like, what's the first thing you think?
42:46Because I'd think that someone's...
42:47That's a prank, but...
42:49I didn't really know what to think.
42:50I just walked out, saw it in a hole,
42:52and had to wait for the police to turn up
42:53and close the area off, make sure everything's safe.
42:56So is the car...
42:57Did you get the...
42:58Like, did they get the car out?
43:00Like, how...
43:01So the council wouldn't let me get the car out,
43:03but the recovery company weren't told that
43:06by my insurance company,
43:07and he let himself in and took it out anyway.
43:13Malcolm, thank you so much for coming on the show.
43:15Now, round of applause for Malcolm.
43:16Thank you, Malcolm.
43:21Ah, shame done for that one.
43:24All right, we asked you what we should tax
43:26to affect the super-rich.
43:28Someone from Canada said flat whites with oat milk.
43:31Other suggestions included underfloor heating,
43:34sleeveless gilets,
43:36buying the telegraph, not the paper, the entire country.
43:41Let's see, salmon pink trousers, we said that one.
43:44Sleeveless gilets...
43:45Tax the posh instead of the rich.
43:46Anyone that still says Mummy and Daddy after they're 18 years old,
43:52thousands of dollars.
43:53The problem with the sleeveless gilets is they still look long on me.
43:56All right, Adam Buxton is about to close the show with a song about shorts,
44:00but before he does that, would you please thank our guests?
44:02Rose Ayling-Ellis and her interpreter Toby!
44:05And my co-host Joss Whittacombe and Alex Brooker!
44:19We'll be back next week with actor Guz Khan and comedian Amy Gledhill.
44:22Right now, though, this is Adam Buxton with his song Shorts.
44:26Thanks for watching The Last League.
44:27My name's Adam Hills.
44:28See you next week for The Next League.
44:29APPLAUSE
44:31Oh, I'm wearing shorts.
44:35I wear them when the weather's warmer.
44:40Or for sports.
44:42I like to feel the breeze
44:46on my shins and knees.
44:49Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts.
44:54Not everybody likes my shorts.
44:57Not everybody wants to see my middle-aged man legs.
45:04Shorts. You're not a schoolboy now.
45:08It's time you got yourself a pedal on trousers.
45:12A pair of man pants.
45:16But I'm wearing shorts.
45:20Like summer holidaying people.
45:23In resorts.
45:25In resorts.
45:26And I'll wear shorts whatever the season.
45:29I just like shorts.
45:30I don't need a reason.
45:32Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts.
45:37A baby boy.
45:38Teen boy.
45:41Grown man boy.
45:44Old boy.
45:46Short boy. Short boy.
45:48I wear my shorts to the meeting.
45:50I'll wear my shorts on a date.
45:53I wear my shorts to the wedding.
45:56I believe my shorts look great.
45:59Cargo. Shorts. Shorts. Hiking. Shorts.
46:02Cut off. Shorts. Shorts. Biking shorts.
46:05Bermuda. Shorts. Boyfriend. Shorts.
46:08Combat. Jungle shorts.
46:11I'm wearing shorts.
46:13I'm wearing shorts.
46:15Oh, because they feel so nice.
46:18Shorts.
46:20But they don't want them in the snooty arms.
46:24Law courts. Fancy restaurants.
46:28Shorts.
46:30Here's my dream.
46:31Here's my dream.
46:40Oh, I love your shorts.
46:46Look at the freedom around your groin.
46:49You and me.
46:59Living free.
47:02Being who we want to be.
47:06Wearing shorts eternally.
47:09Legs, no legs, whatever your state.
47:12Life's too long to wait to wear your shorts.
47:19Shorts. Shorts.
47:27Thank you.
47:29Thank you.
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