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00:00Hello everyone, I'm your holiday host, Andy Woodhull, and welcome to a very special edition
00:17of Totally Funny Animals. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, joyous Kwanzaa, and of course,
00:23a bountiful bone day. Well, that's what my dog celebrates anyway.
00:27Tonight, we've brought you a sack full of hilarious animal videos, all with a hint of
00:35the holiday season. And because you've all made it onto our nice list, we have some extra
00:40special videos nominated for our coveted Golden Paw Award. Stick around to find out which
00:46of our nominees will find the big prize in their stocking. So get out the milk and cookies
00:52as we get this celebration rolling with a few seasonal favorites.
01:00You'd be surprised how Santa unwinds that day after Christmas. But if you really knew Santa,
01:07it would totally make sense. Such a Santa thing to do.
01:14Wow. It's the gift that literally says, we had no idea what to get you. It feels more
01:20like something you'd give a cat instead of your favorite aunt. And it appears the cat
01:24thinks so too. Here, let him show you how it's done.
01:30The tree looks great. Everyone's in their matching PJs. This is going to be the greatest Christmas
01:43card photo ever. Merry Christmas, everybody.
01:53Remember a few years back when those singing fish were all the rage? I got that singing
02:00fish for everyone on my list that Christmas, which caused a problem. How on earth was I
02:06ever going to top that as a gift? Well, I got my answer from our first Golden Paw nominee.
02:13We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas.
02:35The holiday season is even more special when you get to spend it with your soulmate. That's
02:54why every year I like to snuggle up on the sofa and watch the Grinch with my dog. Sometimes my
03:01wife's there too. Whomever is your loved one, it's not the size of the gift that matters. It's how
03:08hilarious it looks in an animal video.
03:15It's Christmas at the Pigeon House, and the tree is looking mighty fine.
03:20They each open a special present on Christmas Eve. So romantic.
03:26Sunflower seeds? Oh, honey, they're perfect. Open yours.
03:33Fred, how did you know?
03:37These are really good. A perfect Christmas for a perfect couple.
03:45When it comes to knowing what's on kids' minds, Santa's abilities are unmatched. He always knows
03:58just what gift a kid wants. Sadly, Santa's powers don't work on animals, so their thoughts remained
04:04a mystery until we came along. This is What Animals Are Really Thinking, Christmas Edition.
04:11Don't ask any questions. It's not important how it happened. Just get me off this thing.
04:22What you doing?
04:24Oh, hi. You must be looking for the animal that took all the garland and lights off your Christmas
04:28tree. Here, let me see if I can pick up their scent.
04:32Yep, they went that way. Or maybe that way. I see you've noticed my pile of lights. Those
04:41are for searching for the thief when it gets dark. I'm no Rudolph. Well, nice talking to
04:47you. Quick question. Do you have any wire cutters on you? There she is. Two, three, four.
04:54Deck the holes with boughs of holly. Aw, man, where'd she go? That's on you, Gary. You were
05:03flat. Hey, Clucky, let me know if you went in on this salad. It's kind of on the plain
05:10side, but it's not half bad. What do you mean? I was supposed to be making a wreath? Oh, well,
05:17a little late for that now. Merry Christmas.
05:28Go easy on the eggnog, because coming up, we'll have more animal holiday craziness and
05:34reveal even more nominees for our Jolly Golden Paw Award. All this when Totally Funny Animals
05:41continues.
05:51Hey.
05:52Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. There's no limit.
05:58Ah!
05:59How much fun we can hide when it's slow.
06:04It's a good time.
06:12It's a good time.
06:16It's a good time.
06:21Yeah.
06:26Hello, and welcome to my house.
06:41Now, the holidays are a special time of year.
06:43With all the hilarious animal clips to check out,
06:46I barely have a chance to get FaceTime with Santa.
06:49Normally, I go see him at the mall,
06:51but I'm tired of getting dirty looks
06:53from all the kids behind me in line.
06:54If you're unhappy with your spot,
06:56then get here at 3 a.m. like the rest of us, Bradley.
06:59So this year, I'm writing a letter,
07:02and I'm not the only one.
07:03Let's check out some of my favorite animals,
07:06Letters to Santa.
07:11I'll be fine.
07:12Here's one from a horse.
07:14It says, Dear Santa,
07:16it sure was nice meeting you over the summer,
07:18and I hope the way it ended won't deter you
07:20from bringing me the apples and carrots I want this year.
07:23I really have been a good horse.
07:26It was just that, well,
07:27I was so honored to give you a ride
07:29that I got a little overly excited.
07:32Oh!
07:33Woo!
07:37Dear Santa,
07:38before you say anything,
07:39in my defense,
07:40I really didn't know I wasn't supposed to.
07:42Who, who tore up the stock of jacks?
07:50Did you do this?
07:52Dear Santa,
07:52Harley did it.
07:53Love, jacks.
07:54Harley,
07:55did you do this?
07:58Dear Santa,
07:59when you're ready to add dogs to your sled team,
08:01Wow!
08:04I'm ready.
08:05So let me know.
08:10I love Christmas songs.
08:11My favorites are the royalty-free public domain ones.
08:15Last year,
08:16I was caroling,
08:17and a lawyer made me give him
08:18all the money in my wallet
08:19just for singing Santa Baby.
08:22Remembering it now,
08:23I might have been mugged.
08:24But the song that's really got my Halls deck this year
08:27is a new riff on an old classic,
08:29and I've been assured
08:30we can all sing it for free.
08:32It's the 12 Pets of Christmas.
08:39On the 12th day of Christmas,
08:41my true love gave to me
08:4312 baboons clinging
08:4511 puppies whining
08:4810 goats a-fleeing
08:529 dogs a-cleaning
08:558 pigeons flapping
08:587 kittens watching
09:026 cats a-scrambling
09:05A high-five from a golden retriever
09:09Hey man, let's just keep it at a high-five, okay?
09:124 playful bears
09:143 wet ducks
09:16I mean,
09:173 dry chickens
09:192 dolphin pecs
09:22And the terrifying
09:24king of the sea
09:28My favorite part of Christmas
09:37has to be
09:38all the smells
09:39coming from the kitchen.
09:41Savory turkey,
09:42roasted chestnuts.
09:43I love it so much
09:45that I even bought my wife
09:46a special perfume
09:47to wear the rest of the year.
09:48It's called
09:49Midnight Gravy
09:50by Calvin Klein
09:51She hated it
09:52but good news is
09:53now the dog smells amazing.
09:56I wish the whole year smelled
09:57like a holiday feast.
10:04The second hardest part
10:06of eating your Christmas Eve feast
10:08is keeping your hat on
10:09while you eat it.
10:12It really isn't easy.
10:14The hardest part
10:15is trying to figure out
10:18what to wear.
10:28Ringo's gonna ask
10:29Santa for
10:30longer arms.
10:31Hey, you want some food?
10:39Yeah, I could eat.
10:40Yeah, you want some food?
10:41Oh!
10:43Oopsie!
10:44You want food?
10:48What do you want?
10:49What do you think he wants?
10:51He smells fresh-baked cookies
10:53and he would
10:54definitely like one.
10:56It's not Halloween.
10:59No, it's not.
11:01It's Christmas.
11:02If it was Halloween,
11:04he'd be wearing
11:05his Ninja Turtles costume.
11:06All right.
11:08That's all.
11:09Come on.
11:09Give him another one.
11:11No, Hank.
11:12That's all.
11:14Hank.
11:15That's enough.
11:16Where's your holiday spirit?
11:18I have a very specific
11:25Christmas decorating routine.
11:27First, I set up
11:29my life-size manger scene.
11:31After that,
11:31I cover the whole house
11:33in lights.
11:33Then, I have a fight
11:35with my neighbor
11:35because he thinks June
11:37is too early
11:38to start decorating.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Well, some of us
11:40don't like to wait
11:41till the last minute.
11:42Like my elk friend, Ernie.
11:48Ernie doesn't care
11:50that Christmas
11:50is four months away.
11:52He likes to dress up early
11:53and wish everyone
11:54happy holidays.
11:58Oh, that's elk
12:00for Merry Christmas.
12:03Ernie truly believes
12:05the world would be
12:05a better place
12:06if we celebrated
12:07the holidays
12:08all year long.
12:09And he's not shy
12:11about telling
12:11everyone about it.
12:13Ernie has gotten
12:19used to the rest
12:19of the herd
12:20not embracing
12:21the holidays
12:21as enthusiastically.
12:24They say
12:25they can't really
12:26get into the spirit
12:27until after Thanksgiving.
12:29And what does Ernie
12:30have to say about that?
12:32You guessed it.
12:33As a kid,
12:41I used to hope
12:42and pray
12:42for a white Christmas.
12:44Then I grew up
12:45and bought a house
12:45with a steep driveway.
12:47Now, I hope
12:48and pray
12:48for a strong son
12:49who likes to shovel.
12:51But that won't
12:52stop me
12:52from laughing along
12:53at all these animals
12:54enjoying a classic
12:55white Christmas.
13:01Come on, George!
13:03Come on, George!
13:04He likes to eat it!
13:06Chet believes
13:06if you can catch
13:07the snowflakes
13:08higher up in the air,
13:10they're just a lot fresher.
13:16Chet!
13:20Freaks!
13:21What did you do?
13:23He was just out
13:24checking on the weather.
13:26You can't even see!
13:28Looks like it's
13:29still snowing.
13:30Where's your eyeballs?
13:31I'm crazy!
13:35You wanna go outside?
13:37Of course Daisy
13:38wants to go outside.
13:42In the spring...
13:44Oh, my goodness.
13:48As far as Salida
13:49was concerned,
13:50the only good thing
13:51about snow
13:52was that it's soft.
13:54Well, that didn't work out
13:58so well, did it, Salida?
14:01Everyone's a critic.
14:07I'll be honest.
14:08I tend to get a little
14:09carried away
14:10with the Christmas spirit.
14:11I decorate the house,
14:12I dress up as Santa,
14:14and whenever my wife
14:15asks me for something,
14:16I have her sit on my lap.
14:17The downside is
14:18she hates it.
14:19The upside is
14:20she hasn't asked me
14:21to do the dishes in weeks.
14:22Gotta love
14:23the Christmas spirit.
14:29Hey, no present peeking!
14:32No.
14:39If he can't enjoy
14:40an early Christmas,
14:41no one can.
14:45Ivan?
14:46What are you doing?
14:48Seems like
14:48some electrical work.
14:50Seriously, Kat?
14:51What happened?
14:56What, you three
14:57get over there?
14:58When picking out
14:59a Christmas train,
15:01think of practicality
15:02as well as aesthetics.
15:04It's the polite thing to do.
15:08Come on.
15:09You can do it.
15:12Oh, no.
15:13Kitten, what happened?
15:15Not all Christmas memories
15:17are worth cherishing.
15:18What are you trying
15:19to get in the tree?
15:20Yeah.
15:21Don't show this
15:22to Santa.
15:23How happened?
15:26Kali likes
15:27a traditional
15:28Christmas morning
15:29where she can open
15:30her presents
15:30at her own pace.
15:32But Riley prefers
15:33a Yankee swap.
15:35I know it's a busy time of year,
15:46but you're going to want
15:46to stay put.
15:47We've got more holiday
15:48hilarity right around the corner.
15:50Get down with your bad self, Santa,
16:04because Totally Funny Animals
16:05is back.
16:06When it comes to Santa Claus,
16:15I've never been into the whole
16:17sees you when you're sleeping thing.
16:20Kind of creepy, Santa.
16:22But it is pretty cool
16:23that the guy knows
16:24who's naughty or nice.
16:25That said,
16:26how hard is that
16:27to figure out?
16:28I mean,
16:29take the animals
16:30in this next segment.
16:31I think you'll agree
16:32they all land squarely
16:34on the naughty list.
16:40All Oinky wanted
16:41for Christmas
16:42was for the tree
16:42to be right next
16:43to his cozy little bed.
16:45But who has time
16:46to wait until December 25th?
16:52Perfect.
16:52Oh, look.
16:55Lucius is dragging
16:56the plastic Joseph
16:57from the nativity scene.
16:58He must be on his way
16:59to recruit some fellow goats
17:00for the annual Christmas pageant.
17:03I wonder if the other goats know.
17:07Yep, they know.
17:10Maybe next year, Lucius.
17:13There are a few things
17:15cats know a lot about.
17:16Balance, agility,
17:18where to find holiday treats
17:19and open them before Christmas.
17:20But there's one thing
17:22cats know nothing about.
17:24Karma.
17:27Boomer's getting fired up
17:29for Christmas.
17:39Maybe too fired up.
17:48Snowmen.
17:49They're a staple of winter.
17:51And I don't know
17:52who decided
17:52that three incrementally
17:54smaller balls
17:55stacked on top of each other
17:57looked like a human being.
17:58But they must have had
18:00a very specific
18:01body type in mind.
18:03Making snow animals
18:05is a harder challenge,
18:07as you'll see
18:08with our next
18:08Golden Paw nominee.
18:10The mice and the giant snowmouse.
18:17Looks like the little mice
18:19have been busy.
18:20They put it foul
18:21to just a snowmouse
18:22and just finishing sides off.
18:26Farmer Rutherford
18:27always knew they were smart.
18:29After all,
18:29he's never been able
18:30to catch one in a trap.
18:32But after the first snowfall,
18:33he discovered
18:34they were also
18:35brilliant sculptors.
18:36Is this not amazing?
18:45When people ask me
18:47what I think Christmas
18:48is all about,
18:49I usually say something like
18:50peace on earth
18:52or goodwill to all.
18:54Because it's true.
18:56And also,
18:57because I think
18:57it's what they want to hear.
18:59What I actually think
19:01Christmas is all about
19:02is presents.
19:10Tape on it.
19:11This tape's good.
19:13The kids all knew
19:15that Uncle Ted
19:16gave the best
19:16Christmas presents.
19:18I should point out
19:19that that man right there
19:20is Uncle Bryce.
19:21Yeah!
19:23Ah!
19:23Ah!
19:24Ah!
19:26Ah!
19:27Ah!
19:27Ah!
19:28Ah!
19:28Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:30Ah!
19:30Ah!
19:31Ah!
19:31Ah!
19:31Ah!
19:32Ah!
19:32Ah!
19:32And now a clip
19:40from the lowest-rated
19:41Christmas special
19:42of all time.
19:43Dizzy,
19:43the nauseous
19:44Christmas iguana.
19:54When you see
19:55the intense way
19:56that Grace opens
19:57Christmas presents,
19:58it's easy to understand
20:00why Santa stayed outside
20:01and just left it
20:02on the front steps.
20:03Oh, my goodness.
20:04Oh, my goodness.
20:09She's trying to get all the trees.
20:12Oh, got to shred the box.
20:14Yeah, that's right.
20:16Oh, my.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22The holidays are a busy time for all of us.
20:24But they're exceptionally busy for one guy in particular,
20:28Santa Claus.
20:29With the stress of delivering gifts to kids all around the world,
20:33he's always on the lookout for helpers.
20:36That's where Butch, the skateboarding bulldog, comes in,
20:39riding into our next spot for the Golden Paw.
20:42Santa can keep the sleigh because Butch prefers riding goofy foot on his custom-built deck.
20:54And while the big guy in red shouts, ho, ho, ho, through the sky, Butch makes a festive
21:00sound all his own.
21:10Go ahead and take the dog out before he starts eyeing the Christmas tree.
21:14But hurry back, because coming up, the sled's in the shop and it's a howly-jowly Christmas.
21:19Plus, we'll continue with our Yuletide nominees clamoring to win tonight's Golden Paw
21:25when Totally Funny Animals returns.
21:30And away we go with more Totally Funny Animals sledding your way, Mush!
21:47Welcome back.
21:48I want to take a second to thank the studio audience for coming all the way over to my
21:52place this year.
21:53I'd also like to remind them that the holiday soaps in the guest bathroom are decorative.
21:58One of you is in big trouble with my wife.
22:01But the holidays aren't just about big, beautiful, pinecone-shaped soaps that no one can use.
22:06They're also about spending time with the ones you love, both people and animals.
22:11As we're about to find out in these next clips, no one loves animals more than Santa.
22:21Bandana loves meeting with Santa.
22:23He also loves tennis balls.
22:26Yay!
22:27You know, you got it first.
22:29I know.
22:30This is the best day ever.
22:32Santa's best gifts come in little boxes.
22:39Man, he really does hit every house in one night.
22:44Hey, guy in the back.
22:47You lost your antlers.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:49You're off the team this year.
22:50There's nothing I can do about that.
22:51Try again next year.
22:52That's okay.
22:53Sometimes, Santa has to get tough.
22:54Well, I want to see a lot of jump, a lot of spring.
22:55Hey, we're not done with the meeting.
22:56Hold on.
22:57Okay.
22:58Hold on.
22:59Okay.
23:00Okay.
23:01Everybody break from candy, team.
23:02Let's meet back in 15 minutes.
23:03Christmas songs are great, but do you know what lyric I've never understood?
23:21Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh.
23:24You're not dashing through anything with only one horse.
23:27My Prius has over 100 horsepower, and I can't even dash down an on-ramp.
23:32Here's a horse race you don't want to miss, dashing through the snow.
23:40Shimmer wasn't known for dashing through the snow.
23:43It was more of a leisurely amble.
23:45But when it counted, he could turn on the jets.
23:53FYI, when you own a lab, sleds are considered public transportation.
24:00Always got to keep your eyes peeled while snowmobiling through moose country.
24:14You might catch the attention of Mickey Moose.
24:17You see, Mickey has dreams of traveling the world, seeing things beyond the snow-covered
24:22vistas of moose country.
24:24So he'll definitely try to hitch a ride.
24:27Go!
24:28Go!
24:29Go!
24:30Go!
24:31Go!
24:32Go!
24:33And he does not give up easy.
24:39Until next time, Mickey, keep the dream alive.
24:42Some dogs pull sleds.
24:47Buster works smarter, not harder.
24:50Hey, free gingerbread house!
24:54Merry Christmas!
24:59We just had our first office holiday party, and for obvious reasons, pets were invited.
25:08Also, for obvious reasons, the owners of our studio aren't letting us throw any more parties
25:12there.
25:13Kind of a good thing we're filming here.
25:15That place needs a few days to air out.
25:17Since it might be the only one we ever get to throw, let's take a look at this year's
25:22Totally Funny Animals Christmas party.
25:30Yeah, the office party was a big hit.
25:33The decorations looked great.
25:35Everyone got all dressed up, and the presents were spot on.
25:42Sparkle got hay, Daisy got hay, Fessy got, uh, some hay.
25:49So did the donkeys in accounting.
25:51And anyone who didn't get hay made do with the decorations.
25:57It's always a great celebration with these party animals.
26:00My wife and I have a tradition where each year we give each other one ornament for the tree.
26:09It makes it so every decoration has a special memory of a Christmas we've spent together.
26:14And since we've only been married for two years, undecorating the tree is a breeze.
26:19But it doesn't matter how you decorate.
26:21As you'll see in the next clip, the important thing is that you take some time to deck the halls.
26:26I'm the king of the world!
26:33I'm gonna tell you something.
26:39This has Fritz written all over it.
26:44Fritz?
26:46What did you do?
26:49Let's show everybody what you look like.
26:52Do we have to?
26:53I'm pretty sure there's no stated tradition that says we must decorate the cat.
27:00How come you don't like it?
27:02How much time you got?
27:04Even though he thought he did, Nimbus did not blend in with the other decorations.
27:20Randy loved two things, Christmas and Edgar Allan Poe.
27:24So, of course, he combined the two.
27:27Well done, Randy.
27:29Don't you hate it when you can't find the remote control and have to change the channel manually?
27:39Me too!
27:43Everyone knows Santa's reindeer.
27:45You got Dasher Dancer, Donner Blitzen, Prancer Comet Cupid, Vixen, Rudolph, and Steve.
27:52I know you've never heard of Steve, but this might be his year.
27:55Santa has a ton of reindeer on the bench.
27:58Just in case one of the main guys pulls an ACL or holds out for a bigger Christmas bonus.
28:03You never know what might happen.
28:05So let's check out the rest of the North Pole B Team.
28:13Meet Myron, Santa's head of security.
28:17Hey, tell Santa that all the kids in here have been, what, decently good?
28:27Good.
28:28You've been okay, right?
28:29Yeah.
28:30Yeah.
28:31All right.
28:33Tell Santa we're trying real hard over here.
28:36You don't blow him a kiss or anything?
28:38No.
28:39No?
28:40Okay.
28:40See you later.
28:41Bye-bye.
28:42Santa has spies everywhere.
28:47Sky, what were the apes' original reindeer?
28:49He knows this.
28:50If you spoke dog, you'd be blown away by this.
29:05Santa's reindeer have a strict training program.
29:09It starts before dawn and the entire morning is spent running.
29:14Then an afternoon of flying.
29:16And then they practice landing on roofs.
29:19It is not for the timid.
29:21If you see this on Christmas Eve, it means one thing.
29:26Santa lost a contact lens again.
29:30He could swear he heard reindeer out there.
29:35So it was time to investigate.
29:38Looks like they ate the food he left out.
29:40Wait.
29:41I think I hear something.
29:45Uh-oh.
29:46Looks like it's bedtime.
29:53Go ahead and throw another Yule log on the fire,
29:56because we've got even more totally funny animals when we return.
30:00I'm your news elf, Andy Woodhull, with the most wonderful time of the year,
30:16holiday animal update.
30:18For centuries now, Santa has flown his reliable sled with eight tiny reindeer,
30:24led by Rudolph, around the world in a single night,
30:27delivering toys to good little children.
30:30He still relies on the nine magical reindeer for the big night.
30:34But when Santa goes traveling the rest of the year,
30:37he hops in an air-propelled ultralight and lets geese lead the way.
30:42Tis the season when even the grumpiest, grouchiest pet
30:47puts aside their cantankerous attitude and gets in the Christmas spirit.
30:52And we're happy to report even Ebenezer the Bulldog is finally showing some Christmas cheer.
30:59What can I say, Ebenezer said.
31:01It turns out I'm jollier than I thought.
31:04Looks like he was visited by the ghost of Christmas decorations.
31:09A three-week investigation has finally answered the question of how Maude Findlay's Christmas decoration,
31:18the one her mom gave her, has been ending up in the yard.
31:22Here now is Maude with the details.
31:24This is a Rudolph decoration that my mom gave me.
31:29And several days, this week and last, we have came home and he has been laying right there.
31:37Today we found out why.
31:39Everybody see that?
31:45Thank you, Maude.
31:46And keep up the good work.
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31:55When you need to ship your lizard around the world or just around the tree,
32:00you can't go wrong booking passage on the Triple R.
32:11A lot of us start each year trying to be good,
32:14so Santa will keep our names on the nice list.
32:17Dogs resolve not to chew up slippers and not bark at every single stranger
32:22that walks in front of the house, even though some of them deserve it.
32:27The strangers and the slippers.
32:30To stay in Santa's good graces, these dogs are taking their commands very seriously.
32:36They're also our next Golden Paw nominee.
32:39Are you watching Santa?
32:48Because when these dogs are told to stay, they aren't moving a muscle.
32:52They could get jobs as mannequins in a doggy department store.
32:55Oh, yeah.
32:56Santa is going to be very impressed.
32:59Because these guys won't move until they're told they can.
33:04And they're off to get their presents.
33:06Nothing says Christmas like chopping down a tree, pulling it into your home,
33:17standing it up in a bowl of sink water, and covering it with lights and random ornaments.
33:23Then, leaving the tree standing in your living room until it dies.
33:27The needles all fall off, and the ornaments break.
33:30And then, on February 1st, you drag it out to the alley.
33:36It may have seemed weird when the first people did it.
33:38Now, it's tradition.
33:41We humans know what to do, but the pets and pests who live in our homes
33:45never quite know how to handle Otanenbaum.
33:48T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, a creature was stirring.
34:00And I'll give you one guess what it is.
34:03Get out.
34:05Get out.
34:06Get out.
34:07You got it.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:11Merry Christmas, healthy animal.
34:14Oh, my God.
34:15That's right here.
34:18Rosebud found ways to occupy herself until it was time to scare the living daylights out of Santa.
34:25He's back in the tree.
34:29After a few minutes of trying to find a furry intruder, Jeff realized the only way to save Christmas was to destroy it.
34:44Not every holiday decoration is endearing.
34:50Some are actually repellent, which can come in handy if you want to keep bears off your porch, like our final Golden Paw nominee.
35:05Hmm, what's this?
35:06Merry Christmas!
35:08Merry Christmas!
35:09Merry Christmas!
35:10Merry Christmas!
35:11Merry Christmas!
35:12Merry Christmas!
35:13Merry Christmas!
35:14Merry Christmas!
35:15Merry Christmas!
35:16Merry Christmas!
35:17Merry Christmas!
35:18Merry Christmas!
35:19Merry Christmas!
35:20Merry Christmas!
35:21Merry Christmas!
35:22Merry Christmas!
35:23Merry Christmas!
35:24Merry Christmas!
35:25Merry Christmas!
35:26Merry Christmas!
35:27Merry Christmas!
35:28Merry Christmas!
35:29Merry Christmas!
35:30Merry Christmas!
35:31Merry Christmas!
35:32Merry Christmas!
35:33Merry Christmas!
35:34Merry Christmas!
35:35Merry Christmas!
35:36Merry Christmas!
35:37Merry Christmas!
35:38Don't stick around to find out who will receive the golden Paul award and that would make Santa sad
35:44Don't make Santa sad be here when totally funny animals returns
36:08We're too underlin' makes me feel some type of way
36:13We're too underlin' makes me wanna miss the way
36:18Teep!
36:24Oh! That's bizarre!
36:27Woof! Woof! Woof!
36:29Lucy, what did you think about the snowman?
36:31Sorry, not sorry
36:34And they just got a bad bitch
36:36Sorry, not sorry
36:38I don't know!
36:40I don't know!
36:41I hope he's getting back over
36:43Makes me feel some type of way
36:45Get to one land
36:47Makes me wanna miss the way
36:50He stole his nose!
36:52Oh no!
36:57The time has finally come to award a very special holiday golden Paul
37:03But before we can do that, you'll be visited by three ghosts
37:07Just kidding!
37:08Just kidding!
37:09But you will be visited by our nominees
37:11Let's take a look!
37:14First we had...
37:19Merry Fishmas!
37:21Merry Fishmas!
37:23Toss these carolers back in the water
37:25Next up, Frosty the Snowmouse
37:33Nice and giant snowmouse
37:35Give him some cheese and maybe he'll come to life
37:37Is this not amazing?
37:40And then, Santa's little helper
37:44Show him a North Pole and he'll grind it
37:47Followed by three good boys
37:53Careful guys, Santa's watching
37:57And finally, Bear Humbug
38:00Merry Christmas!
38:01Yeah, the holidays aren't for everyone
38:11The winner of tonight's very special holiday golden Paul award is...
38:17Three good boys
38:19You can celebrate when I tell you
38:28Not yet
38:29Okay
38:30Twas the night of totally funny animals
38:41And all through the show
38:42We saw dogs, cats and reindeer
38:44And mice made of snow
38:46Alright, so I'm not going to end up writing greeting cards
38:49But I will end up right back here with you
38:51On the next Totally Funny Animals
38:54Happy Holidays everybody
39:24So I am happy for you
39:25You are a good boy
39:26And there instead of many new people
39:27And they are not going to end up writing
39:28The new room is going to end up writing
39:29You don't need a name
39:30But I love to end up writing
39:31I love to end up writing
39:32walk the song
39:33But I'll go and read it
39:35And then we owe you
39:36Let me know
39:37We've written a picture
39:38Let me know
39:39To end up writing
39:40We've written a picture
39:41On the next time
39:42That's pretty cool
39:44That's pretty cool
39:46We've written an exam
39:47Thank you
39:48My name's Janet
39:50That's pretty cool
39:51And I'll be like
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