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Baywatch Official Trailer 2 (2017)
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Baywatch Official Trailer 2 (2017)
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00:00
I'm Oceanic, Motherfucker.
00:10
Welcome to Baywatch.
00:12
Our team is the elite of the elite.
00:15
We're the heart and soul of this very beach.
00:18
Come on, Pete. Make my pets a little bigger.
00:20
And don't cover up my front bump.
00:22
You got it. Huge dick.
00:23
Big dick.
00:28
We're staring into the abyss here.
00:29
It's up to us to restore the Baywatch brand.
00:33
Hey, One Direction.
00:34
You here for the qualifiers?
00:35
I'm Matt Brody.
00:36
I don't have to try out.
00:37
I've got two gold medals.
00:38
Hey.
00:39
Matt Brody.
00:40
Matt Brody, yes.
00:41
We still don't give a .
00:43
Training begins at 0600.
00:45
This has nothing to do with saving people.
00:47
These are refrigerators.
00:48
This is Baywatch, you pussy.
00:52
What is it that you think we do here?
00:53
Prevent people from getting sunburned,
00:55
occasionally stop them from drowning.
00:57
Help me!
00:58
Damn, everything's okay!
01:00
Stop it!
01:01
I can't save you if you're being a dick!
01:03
This is the guy you think is a good PR opportunity for us.
01:06
Look, I get it.
01:07
You're a big Sasquatch.
01:08
But I'm fast.
01:10
Shit.
01:11
Didn't touch you.
01:12
You suck.
01:13
Drugs.
01:14
Murder.
01:15
Dead body on our beach.
01:17
And it all started once she took over.
01:20
Some people are up to no good.
01:22
We're gonna have to do what they watch as best.
01:25
The truth is, one of you will probably die.
01:27
Yeah.
01:28
What?
01:29
No.
01:31
Am I the only one that thinks this is clearly a job for the police?
01:34
Thank you, blue-eyed demon.
01:35
You got one job.
01:36
Make sure swim happy white people don't drown.
01:41
Damn!
01:42
Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
01:44
She's the reason I believe in God.
01:46
Oh.
01:49
We gotta go undercover.
01:53
Cheat out.
01:54
I'm undercover.
01:55
I'm a little too undercover.
01:58
I'm oceanic, mother.
02:04
Jason Bourne ain't got shit on me.
02:08
Why are we in the morgue?
02:09
We gotta get some hard evidence.
02:10
Someone's coming.
02:11
What do we do now?
02:12
Now we hide.
02:13
Weird.
02:14
I'm laying on a dead old lady.
02:16
Our drawers are empty. Why'd you pick that drawer?
02:18
Something just tripped on me.
02:19
It's just a little dead man's fat.
02:21
Necrotic liquid fat.
02:22
Will you stop being a baby?
02:23
That's it. I'm out.
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