'Million Dollar Matchmaker' Exclusive Clip: Patti Flips Out On Client

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00:01Have you ever dated anyone and not nip-tucked them?

00:04No. No.

00:05Well, there you go. You're trying to build a girl.

00:07Tell me about your last girlfriend.

00:08My last girlfriend did a boob shop, and I helped her.

00:11You are so, like, trying to make women perfect.

00:13You're not a plastic surgeon, but you're willing to buy it for them.

00:16I helped the girls developing their own attractness.

00:19Who are you to teach people to develop their own attractness?

00:22You're not a doctor.

00:23But I'm a damn good guy.

00:25You know, I looked at your paperwork.

00:27There's something you said to one of your girlfriends.

00:29You said, I can't stand looking at your ass,

00:31because it's disgusting.

00:33True.

00:34And she changed it, and now if you look at her Instagram,

00:37she's so proud of her butt.

00:38That is .

00:39How could you be so critical of someone's looks?

00:42What's wrong with that?

00:43That .

00:44I'm not letting you ruin my women over your

00:47cocked a disease, you understand?

00:49My women don't have problems.

00:51You do.

00:52That's why you're in the hot seat right now.

00:54We must find out why you're so pre-judging against strong men.

00:57You judged me a lot today.

00:58My job is to assess you, because I'm the expert here.

01:01No, no, no.

01:02You need to learn first before I throw you any major people,

01:05and I'm not throwing you tens that you can

01:07criticize and find out they're badunkey dunks.

01:08And ruin.

01:09It's not right.

01:10You don't get it.

01:11I do get it.

01:12No, I'm looking for love.

01:13That's the reason why I'm here.

01:14A matchmaker should find a match for me.

01:17You know what?

01:18I have the perfect girl for you, okay?

01:20She's totally your type.

01:21She doesn't fall apart.

01:22She doesn't age.

01:24Oh, no.

01:26So this is Janet.

01:27Hi, Janet.

01:28Hi, Janet.

01:29So Janet is blonde.

01:30Pleasure meeting you.

01:31Hello.

01:32Janet is plastic.

01:33She's got the perfect tits, the perfect ass.

01:35She doesn't age.

01:36She doesn't age.

01:37You're criticizing the blow-up doll.

01:38You are so critical.

01:39I don't want to go out with you because you're just too critical.

01:41Yes.

01:42My job is to help people find love, even douchebags.

01:44And to help this German meathead, he needs to listen to me.

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