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00:00:00Oh, can you please f**k me? I just don't f**k me. I can do this.
00:00:07Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand. Plus interest.
00:00:16Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:21Okay. Since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:26Really?
00:00:27A very powerful man who wants to meet you.
00:00:31Give him a night, you won't forget. And your death will be settled.
00:00:36I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:45Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:48Stop! Mom? Mom?
00:00:52Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay?
00:00:56I'm so sorry!
00:01:02Tonight, 9pm. The Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:08You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:12And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:14While you and your mama...
00:01:17...come for him.
00:01:19And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens...
00:01:32...we're coming for you.
00:01:34We will make our country strong again.
00:01:37Oh my God!
00:01:39Oh my God!
00:01:43It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:03Thanks, mate.
00:02:04Thanks, guys.
00:02:08Okay, love me.
00:02:09That big shot coming through?
00:02:39Who's that?
00:02:42You. Go around back.
00:02:46Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:02:55The White House isn't safe.
00:03:09Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:20We're in circles.
00:03:22Let me help you.
00:03:28Get out.
00:03:32Do you feel it?
00:03:37It's a new drug, a powerful aphrodisiac, and a true serum.
00:03:44You won't be able to resist.
00:03:48I can try.
00:04:07What have you and your mama done for?
00:04:22Where is he?
00:04:24Who's there?
00:04:34Oh, I'm sorry. I must be in the wrong room.
00:04:37I'm...
00:04:40Are you okay?
00:04:43Are you okay?
00:04:46Please, don't go.
00:04:49Help me.
00:04:51You're okay.
00:05:04I'm sorry.
00:05:06You're okay.
00:05:07Who is he?
00:05:29Where the hell are you?
00:05:37Uh, I'm on my way Hi, Neil, what can I get to you today?
00:06:00Sir, we captured spies last night We need to keep our guard up
00:06:04I'm gonna try something again soon
00:06:11Sir, are you okay?
00:06:12Are you hit?
00:06:13I'm fine, I'm fine, go, go, go, stay down, head down, head down
00:06:21Stop, stop here!
00:06:22Go, go, go, go, go, out, out, out, out, quick get out
00:06:24Sir, behind the car!
00:06:25Behind the car!
00:06:26Sir, behind the car! Behind the car!
00:06:40What the f-
00:06:48What happened?
00:06:53Why is he here?
00:06:55Oh my god, are you okay?
00:06:56Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like, right now!
00:07:24If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic.
00:07:27I-I can't.
00:07:28Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:30Okay, let me help you.
00:07:33You're pretty good at that.
00:07:45I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:07:48It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:07:51So, your name's Claire.
00:07:56Huh?
00:07:57I wanna know your name.
00:07:58I wanna know your name.
00:08:00Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:03Claire.
00:08:06And William.
00:08:08It's nice to meet you.
00:08:17One more thing.
00:08:18The girl.
00:08:19The girl.
00:08:20The one who saved me.
00:08:22Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:23Sir, you've never been interested.
00:08:24Sir, you've never been interested.
00:08:25Any woman and your arm.
00:08:27I mean, it might.
00:08:28Just bring her to me.
00:08:29Just bring her to me.
00:08:35Wait a minute.
00:08:38Have a seat.
00:08:42I wanted to thank you.
00:08:44For saving me.
00:08:47Twice.
00:08:48If there's ever anything that I can do for you.
00:08:56Just ask.
00:09:02Will you marry me?
00:09:09Marry?
00:09:12Marry you?
00:09:14If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:18Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:21And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:23Would you?
00:09:25You don't know who I am.
00:09:28Should I?
00:09:30She really doesn't know who I am.
00:09:38Has anyone ever told you to look like the president?
00:09:40Oh, my God, wait, are you the president?
00:09:47No.
00:09:48Uh, yeah, they're wrong.
00:09:50I'm just...
00:09:52Uh, his double?
00:09:54Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:09:56Oh, so...
00:09:58Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:02Exactly.
00:10:02Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:09I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:10Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:17You okay with that?
00:10:19I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:27Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:10:31Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:10:33I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:10:35I don't want to drag you into this.
00:10:38Make yourself at home.
00:10:39All right, well, um, I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:10:46Thanks.
00:10:50I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage, or my...
00:10:54wife.
00:10:56I need to keep her safe.
00:11:01But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:06You turned this thing on.
00:11:09You okay in there?
00:11:17You okay in there?
00:11:18Yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:20You sure?
00:11:24This is so embarrassing.
00:11:27Actually, I twisted my ankle, and I'm naked.
00:11:34Oh, no.
00:11:35I'll cover my eyes.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:42Okay, I'm coming in.
00:11:46No!
00:11:48And...
00:12:07I'll be right back.
00:12:20I'll be right back.
00:12:22Oh, um, it's okay.
00:12:35My ankle actually...
00:12:36What is that?
00:12:37Sorry.
00:12:38It's just your shoulder.
00:12:39It's burnt.
00:12:40Uh, you know what, actually, I can, I can do that.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:12:55Get some rest.
00:12:56Yeah, good night.
00:12:57Good night.
00:12:58Good night.
00:13:07You imbecile!
00:13:08That woman, she let me sit in there all night.
00:13:13That's your fault.
00:13:15I should kill you.
00:13:16I'm sure, sir.
00:13:17Please calm down.
00:13:18I can explain.
00:13:19Where is that wretched woman?
00:13:20Where?
00:13:21Don't worry, sir.
00:13:22I'll get here for you.
00:13:24For life.
00:13:25Oh dear.
00:13:26He's actually pretty sweet.
00:13:38What?
00:13:39What are you...
00:13:47This is too good.
00:13:49Oh dear.
00:13:50I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:13:54What more do you want?
00:13:55This is about much more than money.
00:13:57You pissed off some careful people.
00:13:59Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:00I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband.
00:14:03So let me go or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:07Your husband?
00:14:08Sure husband.
00:14:09Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:18Get my helicopter ready.
00:14:19Deploy the SWAT team.
00:14:20Now.
00:14:27Ivanov, you dared to mess with her.
00:14:29I'm not gonna let a single one of you go.
00:14:38Where's the SWAT team?
00:14:41Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44You're going down there alone, sir?
00:14:46All right, boys.
00:14:53Before the boss has a slice.
00:14:55How about we get a taste?
00:14:57Stay away from me.
00:14:59Poor girl.
00:15:01No one will find you here.
00:15:03And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:15:09I've got just the thing for you.
00:15:24And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:15:27Shit.
00:15:30No.
00:15:30Stop.
00:15:31Please let me go.
00:15:32Follow me.
00:15:35No.
00:15:36No.
00:15:36Please, please.
00:15:37We'll come.
00:15:53You're so done.
00:15:56Sorry I lied.
00:15:58They actually came after me.
00:15:59Of course I came.
00:16:00My husband.
00:16:00I'm sorry, Lily.
00:16:01They actually came after me.
00:16:02Of course I came.
00:16:03My husband.
00:16:04You're so done.
00:16:05Boss, isn't that the president?
00:16:12The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:16:15You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:16:18She messed with the big shot first.
00:16:20The CEO of the Ivanov group.
00:16:22You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:16:26You mean this clown?
00:16:33Who do you think gave me your location?
00:16:36You didn't check her background?
00:16:39We're all going to die here today.
00:16:41That's it.
00:16:41That's it.
00:16:43ZAKNICE!
00:16:45I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:16:48Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:16:51Shoot him!
00:17:01Did that scare you?
00:17:02Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:17:16Let's go.
00:17:17All right, sir.
00:17:25The White House Banquet.
00:17:26Sub-A-July call me in attendance.
00:17:28Thank you, Mike.
00:17:29And, um, don't forget, sir, you made a plus one.
00:17:34Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:17:37Come in.
00:17:46Here's the new education performed proposal.
00:17:49Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:17:53I'll review it and get back to you.
00:17:57Is there anything else?
00:17:58Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind.
00:18:02Very nice of you.
00:18:04But I already have someone in mind.
00:18:06Of course, Mr. President.
00:18:11I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:18:18How's that possible?
00:18:20The president has always been single.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Can you find something out for me?
00:18:28Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:18:33Let's book her for the party.
00:18:35Yes, sir.
00:18:52Hey, did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:18:55Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:18:56Where?
00:18:56The White House Banquet.
00:18:59Oh, the White House.
00:19:00Yeah, too bad.
00:19:01I heard it's her last show.
00:19:02Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:19:08My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:19:11He didn't get an invite.
00:19:13You think you're getting in?
00:19:14No, I was just saying.
00:19:16With all that grease on you,
00:19:17the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:19:23Here's your chicken.
00:19:24Who's that?
00:19:29Miss Jones?
00:19:31Yes?
00:19:32Did you want to order some chicken?
00:19:34No, I'm okay.
00:19:35Thank you, though.
00:19:36I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:19:38I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:19:39Me?
00:19:47Yes.
00:19:48You.
00:19:49Here.
00:19:50Please keep that safe, okay?
00:19:54Okay?
00:19:55Uh-huh.
00:19:56I'm going.
00:19:56What is going on?
00:20:01No.
00:20:10Uh-huh.
00:20:23Hey.
00:20:25Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:20:29Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:20:32Huh?
00:20:33The president likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:20:43And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:20:47But this is, like, a White House event, and I just work at a chicken shop. I mean, I'm not really gonna fit in.
00:20:54You're going.
00:20:58You're going.
00:21:00You're my wife. I want you there.
00:21:06Don't worry. I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:21:18I don't care how much they're offering. We're both solid.
00:21:23Even Taylor Swift. Yes, yes. We're not taking anyone else.
00:21:28What?
00:21:33See, first lady?
00:21:35Such a big honor.
00:21:43Hi.
00:21:44Um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:21:48Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:22:00Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:22:02But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:22:05Who cares about that?
00:22:06We're getting ready to serve the first lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:22:10Come on. Let's go.
00:22:15Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:22:24Why embarrass yourself?
00:22:25This salon is owned by Fashion Icon M.
00:22:29We only serve important people here.
00:22:32Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:22:37I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:22:41I'll embarrass William.
00:22:42Oh, my God.
00:22:46You.
00:22:47Must be Claire.
00:22:48Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:22:50Uh, Fashion Icon M.
00:22:52Duh.
00:22:53He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:22:56He only works with celebs.
00:22:58Honey,
00:22:58Please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:23:02Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:23:05This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:23:09Come on, sweetheart.
00:23:09My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:23:21How is that even possible?
00:23:23Ow!
00:23:23You idiot!
00:23:24I am so sorry.
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28No.
00:23:34Cool.
00:23:35We are going to find you.
00:23:36The most stunning dress here.
00:23:38Thank you so much, by the way.
00:23:39Thank your husband.
00:23:40He's the one who called us.
00:23:45Oh, William.
00:23:46Hi.
00:23:47Um,
00:23:48I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:23:51I mean, emcee is really, really expensive,
00:23:53and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:23:56Don't worry about the cost.
00:23:58Your husband did.
00:23:59I want a raffle.
00:24:01At work.
00:24:02This is all free.
00:24:05Yes.
00:24:06Yes.
00:24:07It's our anniversary special.
00:24:09I forgot.
00:24:10This, this is perfect, but you will need a necklace.
00:24:21I don't, I don't have a necklace.
00:24:23Maybe it'll look great, but that one.
00:24:26How about this?
00:24:30How about this?
00:24:31My God, I, I, I know this necklace.
00:24:35It's, uh...
00:24:38Mr. President,
00:24:41there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:24:45We consider them cultural treasures.
00:24:48One is in our national museum.
00:24:51The other, we give to our queen.
00:24:54We give to you.
00:25:00It's gorgeous.
00:25:02Wait.
00:25:03William, are these real diamonds?
00:25:07We can't afford this.
00:25:08It's fake.
00:25:10Don't worry, Mom.
00:25:11Hello?
00:25:21Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:25:25Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:25:29What?
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44What's wrong?
00:25:45No, I'm fine.
00:25:50What happened?
00:25:52You're upset.
00:25:56William, I'm really sorry, but I am sorry.
00:26:00I'm not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:26:02Can you tell me why?
00:26:04Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:26:10And the doctor said that she only has a few more days left to live, and I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:26:21What?
00:26:22Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:26:23I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:26:26I just really can't.
00:26:27I'm not angry.
00:26:28I'm upset.
00:26:30Why didn't you tell me?
00:26:32And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:26:37Did you forget we're married?
00:26:39I just didn't want to bother you.
00:26:42You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:26:46I will get this sorted.
00:26:48Everything's going to be all right.
00:26:49I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:26:56No money's no object.
00:27:05Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:27:08I wanted to surprise her.
00:27:09Mrs. Jones?
00:27:18No way.
00:27:24Am I dreaming?
00:27:26Oh, my God.
00:27:28Are you the president?
00:27:29Is that really the president?
00:27:33Why is he in the hospital?
00:27:35It was the president.
00:27:38Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:27:41Someone actually helped me with it.
00:27:46Okay, Mom.
00:27:47I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:27:48I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:27:56What?
00:28:00Well, it's not that shocking.
00:28:02Mr. President!
00:28:03Mrs. Jones.
00:28:05I'm William.
00:28:06Claire's husband.
00:28:08I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:28:12The president?
00:28:13You married President Walton?
00:28:16No, he's not actually.
00:28:18Yes, ma'am.
00:28:20I'm the president.
00:28:24That's wonderful.
00:28:26Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:28:39It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:28:41Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:28:43And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:28:47Mm-hmm.
00:28:51Oh, my God.
00:28:52Are you President Walton?
00:28:53You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:29:00How come you didn't?
00:29:01Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:29:07Or him.
00:29:11These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:29:16Well, understood, Mr. President.
00:29:28Hey.
00:29:29Hey, William.
00:29:30You won't believe what happened.
00:29:31Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:29:35I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:29:37Wait, listen.
00:29:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:29:39You're a lifesaver.
00:29:41You saved our lives.
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:44I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:29:49He's all right?
00:29:50All right.
00:29:51Well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:29:53I'll see you then.
00:29:53I have another meeting.
00:29:58Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:30:00Yes, sir.
00:30:06Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:30:09Oh, no problem.
00:30:10Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:30:12I promise.
00:30:16Whoa.
00:30:16Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:30:20Ms. Jones?
00:30:21Why?
00:30:21Could you please come with us?
00:30:22We're here to take you to get changed.
00:30:25That's so nice.
00:30:31What?
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:49Mr. President.
00:30:51I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:30:55We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:30:57So am I.
00:30:59Cheers.
00:31:03Excuse us.
00:31:06Good evening, Mr. President.
00:31:09I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:31:14I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:31:16Well, and how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:31:21Can't wait to meet her.
00:31:34It's a good job tonight.
00:31:35Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:37Claire's on the way?
00:31:38Yep.
00:31:38I'm afraid.
00:31:38I'm afraid.
00:31:38I'm afraid.
00:31:38I'm afraid.
00:31:39I'm afraid.
00:31:39I'm afraid.
00:31:39I'm afraid.
00:31:40I'm afraid.
00:31:40I'm afraid.
00:31:40I'm afraid.
00:31:41I'm afraid.
00:31:41I'm afraid.
00:31:41I'm afraid.
00:31:41I'm afraid.
00:31:42I'm afraid.
00:31:42I'm afraid.
00:31:43I'm afraid.
00:31:43I'm afraid.
00:31:43I'm afraid.
00:31:44I'm afraid.
00:31:44I'm afraid.
00:31:44I'm afraid.
00:31:45I'm afraid.
00:31:45I'm afraid.
00:31:45I'm afraid.
00:31:46I'm afraid.
00:31:46I'm afraid.
00:31:47I'm afraid.
00:31:47I'm afraid.
00:31:47I'm afraid.
00:31:48I'm afraid.
00:31:48I'm afraid.
00:31:49I'm afraid.
00:31:49I'm afraid.
00:32:50Uh, wait here.
00:32:52I'll get us some drinks.
00:32:57Pretty girl.
00:32:59All alone.
00:33:01I am Alexi.
00:33:03Your dress.
00:33:05It's so pretty.
00:33:07You can look, but don't touch.
00:33:13So sorry, President Walton.
00:33:15I did not know she was with you.
00:33:17I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:33:20Yes, of course.
00:33:28So, this is your date?
00:33:38This is your date?
00:33:43She has a name.
00:33:46This is Claire.
00:33:49Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:33:53You as well.
00:33:54You don't know any of these people.
00:33:57I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:34:01Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:34:07This is...
00:34:08Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:34:11And Miss Moreau.
00:34:13Enchanté.
00:34:14I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:34:17We are enjoying it very much.
00:34:19Merci.
00:34:20I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:34:23C'est merci.
00:34:23When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:34:29I would love that.
00:34:30President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:34:36Souvene-moi.
00:34:38How did you...
00:34:42Mr. Dubois.
00:34:43Mr. Dubois.
00:34:45Mr. Dubois.
00:34:48Miss Moreau.
00:34:50Miss Moreau.
00:34:51You're just full of surprises.
00:34:54I'm not going to let you down.
00:34:57I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:35:02I'm so excited.
00:35:14Claire.
00:35:15I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:35:16Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:35:19Please?
00:35:19Yeah, of course.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:26Hey, are you okay?
00:35:28What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:35:31I'm sorry, what?
00:35:32Don't play dumb.
00:35:34You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:35:36It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:35:39Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:35:42You're mistaken.
00:35:43Mistaken?
00:35:44This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:35:47And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:35:53It's a fake, I promise.
00:35:57Claire?
00:36:00Fake?
00:36:01You think I'm stupid or something?
00:36:02Take it off.
00:36:04What are you doing?
00:36:05You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:36:08Take it off.
00:36:09Right now.
00:36:09No.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Claire?
00:36:14No.
00:36:14No, no, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:36:28It's just a horror movie.
00:36:29Go with your help now.
00:36:34No, no, it wasn't me.
00:36:35It's just a horror movie.
00:36:36Go with your help now.
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:44Shit.
00:36:46Get medical here ASAP.
00:36:47Oh.
00:36:53Do you want a damn near us?
00:36:59What about?
00:37:00Oh.
00:37:00Oh.
00:37:00Oh.
00:37:01Oh.
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:05Oh.
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:17you okay yeah i'm fine sure take miss jones to the car and wait for me yes mr president
00:37:28mr president please you have to stop stop talking you cross the line tonight your political career
00:37:41is over no no no you have to let me explain
00:37:47i'm so sorry claire i'm putting you in danger you said your job was dangerous i understand
00:38:05what happened oh it's just no more wound did it hurt
00:38:12don't come so close why
00:38:26i want me all to control myself
00:38:28you're soaked
00:38:41maybe don't have a show i um i can't uh get out of this by myself
00:38:49could you um help me
00:38:59could you um help me
00:39:09i'll be quick
00:39:22uh william where did you get all of that money come here sit down
00:39:38because i went to the party on behalf of the president he gave me a bonus wow that's such a nice
00:39:45boss and i plan on using this money to help you open your own shop
00:39:51oh william i can't that's that's way too much money and plus you got it like risking your life
00:39:56so no i i can't accept it look it's it's not a gift it's an investment you make a profit i get a share
00:40:06i know you've always dreamt of having your own shop wait you really think i can do it absolutely
00:40:16the president also heard that your necklace broke so he got us these rings
00:40:23i won't let anyone question your place again will you thank the president for me
00:40:38uh wait a minute there's one more thing it's important yes today is the grand opening of claire's
00:40:53chicken shop keep me updated on how it's going yes sir
00:41:08oh welcome to our grand opening new owner huh well no wonder you don't know about the rules
00:41:19hey what are you doing you can't do that here listen
00:41:25bitch the street is mine you want to make money you cut me in
00:41:30sir
00:41:38delay the meeting in five minutes yes sir
00:41:45officer smith i thought you had the street under surveillance
00:41:49don't worry sir we have it all under control
00:41:52leave or i'm gonna call the police call them you think i'm scared of those boys
00:42:01so you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker
00:42:05tough guy we're not gonna do anything what are you gonna do
00:42:10huh
00:42:14what were you saying no no no no no no
00:42:22no no no no please
00:42:23you have no idea who she is
00:42:36spread the word to everyone this place is under our protection nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop
00:42:41thanks
00:42:53congratulations to the grand opening of our new chicken shop
00:43:00hold that thought
00:43:03yeah mr president about the 10 billion arms deal do you want to review it again it's a small deal you can
00:43:09handle it yourself well i've got to report to the investor
00:43:20we made
00:43:22two hundred dollars today that much on the first day
00:43:28you're amazing look don't worry i'm gonna work extra hard to make more money
00:43:32so that you can uh you know put your dangerous job and live peacefully
00:43:40thank you clara
00:43:43i appreciate it
00:43:50i actually think that's the most that i've had to drink
00:43:53really oh yeah i mean my job does require me to stay pretty sharp
00:43:57i've never gotten a tattoo before
00:44:07come on
00:44:12hey we're about to close
00:44:18holy crap are you the president
00:44:21yeah i am
00:44:26nah you're tricking me
00:44:28you're the president's body double right
00:44:30yeah he's pretty convincing huh
00:44:34shit man
00:44:37yeah you look just like him
00:44:38well what do you want
00:44:54this one looks like my puppy when i was little his name was ferdy
00:44:58this one
00:45:01you sure
00:45:01all done
00:45:09so cute thank you
00:45:13hey wait
00:45:16can i get a photo with you
00:45:23ten dollars a photo
00:45:25no problem
00:45:26mom dad get up
00:45:29did you see that that was a great business opportunity
00:45:33it was a very clever idea
00:45:36oh my god we mean so much
00:45:54what did that kiss me
00:46:07what did that kiss me
00:46:10uh it
00:46:14it's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see it clearly and our lips just
00:46:18happened to like brush past each other's accidentally
00:46:23no
00:46:25i see
00:46:40why were you able to pick me up today
00:46:43i finish work early
00:46:44oh i see
00:46:45this is where we kissed last night
00:46:55now we want to have trouble seeing
00:46:59what
00:47:15no excuses today right
00:47:21how did you do that
00:47:23magician never reveals their secrets
00:47:30what no come on tell me
00:47:31why didn't this delivery include a room number
00:47:43i guess i could ask room to room
00:47:45mr president
00:47:55mr president we've got the league
00:48:03so you've been selling information about me and my wife
00:48:06looks like i've been too merciful with you
00:48:14hello did you order fried chicken
00:48:18hello claire's fried chicken
00:48:20well it has to be one of them
00:48:27i'm sorry you you don't have to do this
00:48:31too late
00:48:33mr president i'm mr president you don't have to do this you don't have to do this
00:48:46you don't have to do this
00:48:49william
00:48:58william william william what's going on
00:49:02why are you putting a gun at someone
00:49:03the president he was he's he's he's trying
00:49:09why is he calling you the president
00:49:12didn't you say that you had work off today
00:49:17this is just just a training exercise
00:49:22with the doubles of of my colleagues uh just to make things look more realistic
00:49:28uh no yeah no let's just practice
00:49:43um i'm the white house general secretary's double um just a little plastic surgery
00:49:51i'm the defense minister's double i do
00:49:59neighborhood security oh god wow you had really scared me i thought you were in trouble
00:50:08well thank you so much for um taking care of my husband i really appreciate it
00:50:18oh you guys should really come by our chicken shop
00:50:22i mean i would really love if you guys could stop by
00:50:25i love french sugar and because you're william's co-workers i'll give you guys 30 for zen off
00:50:32thank you
00:50:33okay well i will let you guys get back to your practice
00:50:39oh can't forget this
00:50:47wait what now
00:50:49what now what now can we take a picture
00:51:01yeah come on come everything everybody say chicken chicken
00:51:07claire's fried chicken
00:51:17oh we got a lot of new customers today
00:51:19mr president thank you get on your knees now
00:51:27thank you for playing along feel free to have the rest of the day off
00:51:33thank you mr president get him out of here let's go
00:51:40mr president that was extremely close i worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much
00:51:45so i'll tell her the truth about my identity soon
00:52:02oh good you're back would you please help me balance this month it counts i'm having like a really hard time
00:52:07let's see
00:52:19our monthly profit is 3786.60
00:52:23wow that's amazing
00:52:26you're smart as the president
00:52:27would you
00:52:34would you want me to be the president
00:52:40would you want me to be the president
00:52:47i just mean if i was really the president would that make you happier
00:52:52oh no i said the wrong thing no i don't want you to be the president
00:52:58well actually actually i hate the president you do yeah my uh
00:53:08my dad died because of him he he was in the military you know and
00:53:14it was because of a decision that he made claire i'm sorry
00:53:18well now we probably won't think too much about it
00:53:25i'll be right back
00:53:32what's
00:53:33dad
00:53:34hey sweetheart
00:53:36i'm out of prison
00:53:38i miss you and your mom a lot
00:53:41how dare you even mention mom put her in a coma
00:53:45and all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away
00:53:49i've changed
00:53:51i want to make things right with you both
00:53:53you can meet me tomorrow
00:54:03anyway sorry about that
00:54:07is everything okay
00:54:09yeah it's just
00:54:11spam call
00:54:12you know if something happened you can tell me
00:54:13yeah i know william
00:54:18i won't drag you into this
00:54:31dad why are we meeting here
00:54:34leopard
00:54:36this is my daughter
00:54:37did you cover my gambling debts
00:54:44dad seriously i'm your daughter
00:54:46how could you do that
00:54:48i gave you life embraced you
00:54:50i do what i want
00:54:53damn
00:54:53bitch i know you
00:54:56you got my brother killed
00:54:57we'll settle all our scores tonight
00:55:06call your husband
00:55:20and tell him to bring me one million and i'll let you go
00:55:24no no he's just an ordinary guy who doesn't have that kind of money
00:55:27is that so
00:55:29pretty pricey
00:55:31let's see how important you really are to him
00:55:36our latest warship is ready to be deployed we're actually considering names at the moment
00:55:40let's name it
00:55:42let's name it claire
00:55:44good name i like it
00:55:45claire
00:55:47keeping america safe
00:55:50excuse me gentlemen sir
00:55:52we have a serious serious situation sir
00:55:54what is it
00:55:55it's miss jones she's been kidnapped by the international mob and they're holding her in an underground casino right now
00:56:01i've been looking at these assholes looks like now's the time
00:56:05there's a little more to it sir uh they want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her
00:56:17i can handle my no mr president it's too dangerous the entire country relies on you
00:56:22yes mr president the future of america rests on your shoulders yeah i would i'd really reconsider this
00:56:31my gun
00:56:41i've made mr president are you really doing this for a girl
00:56:47she's not just any girl she's my girl
00:56:50contact traffic control now clear me a path
00:57:06where is he my patience is one in thin
00:57:09she's still worth something right you know what you're a real piece of
00:57:12shit time's up and since your husband isn't coming you're mine now
00:57:29who's this idiot
00:57:32president don't come any closer
00:57:34who the hell are you no no no he's he's not the president he's just his double
00:57:43that makes sense the real president will come here alone search him
00:57:56william why would you risk coming here
00:58:09because you're my family
00:58:11fried chicken girl you can't be the president
00:58:15you have me scared there for a moment it's okay everyone he's just a stunt man
00:58:19what are you looking at now you want to see me have some fun with your wife fine by me
00:58:40you
00:59:00you still want to play
00:59:01so
00:59:02yourself
00:59:03only the real president could do that
00:59:06i saw him on the battlefield
00:59:08he went out bullets and still
00:59:10fought off 10 men
00:59:12he's a killing machine
00:59:14i don't ever want to see your kind on american
00:59:17we'll leave i promise
00:59:21oh you
00:59:24if you ever mess with my wife again
00:59:29i will make sure you die in prison
00:59:31i won't
00:59:32i promise
00:59:37william
00:59:38who are you really
00:59:49william
00:59:55claire why did you lie to me
00:59:57i'm your husband
01:00:00if you can't trust me who can you trust
01:00:02yeah
01:00:04and what about you
01:00:05you haven't told me the truth from the very beginning
01:00:15william
01:00:19who are you william
01:00:22are you really the president
01:00:23who are you
01:00:29i am
01:00:35i am
01:00:39you don't deserve to be by his side
01:00:43what
01:00:44did you think that if i knew your true identity i would just cling to you and make it impossible for you
01:00:49we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me
01:00:51what are you even saying
01:00:55you can't see how much i adore you
01:00:59you really can't feel it
01:01:02i don't know
01:01:10please
01:01:19a delivery to the
01:01:42why are there so many reporters
01:01:59today
01:02:01in front of all of america
01:02:03uh
01:02:05i want to say i love you
01:02:08i love you for who you are
01:02:11and i want everyone to know your name
01:02:20claire
01:02:20will you marry me
01:02:34no
01:02:39because we're already married
01:02:40america
01:02:53America, please welcome your first lady.
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