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00:00:00Oh, can you please f**k me? I just don't f**k me. I can do this.
00:00:07Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand. Plus interest.
00:00:16Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:21Okay. Since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:26Really?
00:00:27A very powerful man who wants to meet you.
00:00:31Give him a night, you won't forget. And your death will be settled.
00:00:36I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:45Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:48Stop! Mom? Mom?
00:00:52Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay?
00:00:56I'm so sorry!
00:01:02Tonight, 9pm. The Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:08You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:12And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:14While you and your mama...
00:01:17...come for him.
00:01:19And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens...
00:01:32...we're coming for you.
00:01:34We will make our country strong again.
00:01:37Oh my God!
00:01:39Oh my God!
00:01:43It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:48Bye-bye.
00:01:54I'm still here.
00:01:56Now we need to show you that I hubby's newspaper.
00:01:58Now we know that you have a good idea.
00:02:00Now we're done three weeks in Germany.
00:02:03Oh great.
00:02:04There are no great idea.
00:02:06We have everything I've prepared for.
00:02:08You can do in Campioni之 Ice.
00:02:09That big shot coming through?
00:02:39Who's that?
00:02:42You. Go around back.
00:02:46Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:02:55The White House isn't safe.
00:03:09Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:20We're in circles.
00:03:22Let me help you.
00:03:28Get out.
00:03:32Do you feel it?
00:03:37It's a new drug, a powerful aphrodisiac, and a true serum.
00:03:44You won't be able to resist.
00:03:48I can try.
00:04:07What have you and your mama done for?
00:04:22Where is he?
00:04:24Who's there?
00:04:34Oh, I'm sorry. I must be in the wrong room.
00:04:37I'm...
00:04:40Are you okay?
00:04:43Are you okay?
00:04:46Please, don't go.
00:04:49Help me.
00:04:51I don't care.
00:05:04I don't care.
00:05:06I don't care.
00:05:10Bye, greetings!
00:05:16Who is he?
00:05:33Where the hell are you?
00:05:37I'm on my way.
00:05:46Hi, Neil. What can I get to see today?
00:06:00Sir, we captured spies last night.
00:06:02We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:04We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:11Come. Sir, are you okay?
00:06:12Are you hit? I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:06:14Go, go, go.
00:06:14Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:22Stop. Stop here.
00:06:23Go, go, go, go. Out, out, out.
00:06:24Quick, get out.
00:06:27Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:40What the...
00:06:41What happened?
00:06:50Help me.
00:06:53Why is he here?
00:06:55Oh, my God. Are you okay?
00:06:55Oh, my God, you really need to go to the hospital, like, right now.
00:07:24If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:28Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:45Are you pretty good at that?
00:07:46I, um, I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:07:50It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:07:55So, your name's Claire.
00:07:57Huh?
00:07:58I want to know your name.
00:08:00Oh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:03Claire.
00:08:06And William.
00:08:07It's nice to meet you.
00:08:17One more thing.
00:08:18The girl.
00:08:20The one who saved me.
00:08:22Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:24Sir, you've never been interested.
00:08:26Any woman in your arm.
00:08:28I mean, it might.
00:08:30Just bring her to me.
00:08:31Wait a minute.
00:08:38Have a seat.
00:08:43I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:08:47Twice.
00:08:48If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:02Will you marry me?
00:09:09Marry?
00:09:12Marry you?
00:09:13If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:18I, yeah, I mean, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:21And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:23Would you?
00:09:25You don't know who I am.
00:09:28Should I?
00:09:30She really doesn't know who I am.
00:09:38Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:09:43Oh, my God, wait, are you the president?
00:09:47No.
00:09:48Uh, yeah, they're wrong.
00:09:50I'm just...
00:09:52Uh, his double?
00:09:54Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:09:56Oh, so...
00:09:58Like what happened this morning,
00:10:00being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:02Exactly.
00:10:06Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:09I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:10Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:12we can't have a wedding.
00:10:17You okay with that?
00:10:19I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:10:27Now that we're married,
00:10:29you'll live here.
00:10:30Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:10:33I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:10:35I don't want to drag you into this.
00:10:38Make yourself at home.
00:10:38All right.
00:10:40Well, um...
00:10:42I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:10:46Thanks.
00:10:46I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage
00:10:52or my...
00:10:54wife.
00:10:56I need to keep her safe.
00:11:01But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:02Why don't you turn this thing on?
00:11:09Oh, that's so...
00:11:10You okay in there?
00:11:16You okay in there?
00:11:18Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:20You sure?
00:11:20Oh, this is so embarrassing.
00:11:26Oh, actually...
00:11:28I twisted my ankle.
00:11:30And I'm, um...
00:11:31I make it.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:33Oh, no.
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll...
00:11:36I'll cover my eyes.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:42Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:13I'll be right back.
00:12:24Oh, um, it's okay. My ankle actually...
00:12:39Uh, what is that?
00:12:43Sorry. It's just your shoulder. It's burnt.
00:12:49Uh, you know what? Actually, I can... I can do that.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:12:55Get some rest.
00:12:57Yeah, good night.
00:12:58Good night.
00:12:59You imbecile!
00:13:09That woman, she let me sit in there all night.
00:13:14That's your fault.
00:13:17I should kill you.
00:13:18I'm serious, sir. Please calm down.
00:13:21I can explain.
00:13:23Where is that wretched woman?
00:13:24Where?
00:13:25Don't worry, sir. I'll get here for you.
00:13:29For life.
00:13:31I'll be there.
00:13:31He's actually pretty sweet.
00:13:38Ready?
00:13:39Ready?
00:13:46What are you...
00:13:47You're stupid.
00:13:50Oh, dear.
00:13:50I went to the hotel in that dress. What more do you want?
00:13:56This is about much more than money.
00:13:58You pissed off some careful people. Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:01I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:14:04So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:08Your husband?
00:14:09Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:11Get my helicopter ready. Deploy the SWAT team. Now.
00:14:27Ivanov, you dared to mess with her.
00:14:29I'm not gonna let a single one of you go.
00:14:40Where's the SWAT team?
00:14:41Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:14:44What?
00:14:45You're going down there alone, sir?
00:14:52Alright, boys.
00:14:54Before the boss has a slice,
00:14:55how about we get a taste?
00:14:58Stay away from me.
00:15:01Poor girl.
00:15:02No one will find you here.
00:15:03Uh-huh.
00:15:05Uh-huh.
00:15:06And you can't forget yet
00:15:07about your husband saving you.
00:15:10Oh, my God.
00:15:10I've got just the thing for you.
00:15:24And you can consider this
00:15:26a wedding gift.
00:15:30No!
00:15:31Stop!
00:15:32Please let me go!
00:15:33Follow me!
00:15:34No, no, please, please!
00:15:54You're so done.
00:15:55I'm sorry, lady.
00:16:01You actually came after me.
00:16:03Of course I came.
00:16:04Your husband.
00:16:09Boss,
00:16:10isn't that the president?
00:16:12The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:16:16You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:16:18She messed with the big shot first.
00:16:19The CEO of the even-up group.
00:16:22You don't want to know
00:16:23how careful he is.
00:16:26You mean this clown?
00:16:33Who do you think gave me your location?
00:16:36You didn't need to check her background?
00:16:39We're all gonna die here today!
00:16:41That's it.
00:16:41That's it.
00:16:42I've been waiting to exterminate
00:16:46you pests for a while.
00:16:48Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:16:51Shoot him!
00:16:54Did that scare you?
00:17:02Sometimes I have to do
00:17:06the president's dirty work.
00:17:16Let's go home.
00:17:24Right, sir.
00:17:25The White House banquet
00:17:26is a lot of quality in attendance.
00:17:28Thank you, Mike.
00:17:29And, um,
00:17:30don't forget, sir,
00:17:31you'll meet up.
00:17:32Plus one.
00:17:34Having a date
00:17:35will make you seem
00:17:35more approachable, sir.
00:17:40Come in.
00:17:46Here's the new
00:17:47education performed proposal.
00:17:52Thank you,
00:17:53Senator Thompson.
00:17:53I'll review it
00:17:54and get back to you.
00:17:57Is there anything else?
00:17:58Well,
00:17:59Mr. President,
00:18:01if you don't mind...
00:18:02I'm very nice of you,
00:18:03but I already have someone in mind.
00:18:09Of course, Mr. President.
00:18:11I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:18:18How's that possible?
00:18:20The president has always been single.
00:18:22Hey,
00:18:25can you find something out for me?
00:18:32Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:18:33Let's book her for the party.
00:18:35Yes, sir.
00:18:36Hey, did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:18:51Hey, did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:18:55Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:18:56Where?
00:18:57The White House banquet.
00:18:59Oh, the White House.
00:19:00Yeah, too bad.
00:19:01I heard it's her last show.
00:19:02Ugh.
00:19:03It would be amazing to see her, like,
00:19:05just...
00:19:06once.
00:19:08My uncle works as a secretary
00:19:10at the White House.
00:19:11He didn't get an invite.
00:19:13You think you're getting in?
00:19:14No, I was just saying.
00:19:16With all that grease on you,
00:19:17the only way you're getting in
00:19:18is in your dreams.
00:19:23Here's your chicken.
00:19:24Who's that?
00:19:29Miss Jones?
00:19:31Yes?
00:19:32Did you want to order some chicken?
00:19:34No, I'm okay.
00:19:35Thank you, though.
00:19:36I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:19:38I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:19:47Me?
00:19:47Yes.
00:19:48You.
00:19:49Here.
00:19:50Please keep that safe, okay?
00:19:54Okay?
00:19:55Uh-huh.
00:19:56I'm going.
00:19:59What is going on?
00:20:01Uh-huh.
00:20:24Hey.
00:20:25Um, do you happen to know anything
00:20:26about this invitation?
00:20:28Yes.
00:20:30I arranged it for you.
00:20:32Huh?
00:20:33The president likes to avoid social events,
00:20:36so I will be attending this diplomatic party
00:20:38in his place.
00:20:43And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:20:47But this is, like, a White House event,
00:20:49and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:20:51I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:20:54You're going.
00:20:54Okay.
00:20:58I'm going.
00:21:00You're my wife.
00:21:02I want you there.
00:21:06Don't worry.
00:21:08I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:21:09I don't care how much they're offering.
00:21:20We're both solid.
00:21:23Even Taylor Swift.
00:21:25Yes, yes.
00:21:25We're not taking anyone else.
00:21:30What?
00:21:33See?
00:21:33First lady.
00:21:35Such a big honor.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:44Um.
00:21:46I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:21:52Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:22:00Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:22:02But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:22:05Who cares about that?
00:22:06We're getting ready to serve the first lady,
00:22:09Miss Claire Jones.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:14Let's go.
00:22:15Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:22:24Why embarrass yourself?
00:22:26This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:22:29We only serve important people here.
00:22:31Get out.
00:22:32Don't waste my time.
00:22:33I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:22:40I'll embarrass William.
00:22:42I'll embarrass William.
00:22:42Oh.
00:22:44My.
00:22:45God.
00:22:46You.
00:22:46Must be Claire.
00:22:48Uh.
00:22:49Uh.
00:22:49Sorry.
00:22:50And you are?
00:22:50Uh.
00:22:51Fashion icon M.
00:22:52Duh.
00:22:53He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:22:56He only works with celebs.
00:22:58Honey.
00:22:59Please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:23:02Uh.
00:23:03Wait.
00:23:03Why would you want to be my stylist?
00:23:05This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:23:09Come on, sweetheart.
00:23:09My whole team will customize everything.
00:23:11Just for you.
00:23:13How is that even possible?
00:23:22Ow!
00:23:23You idiot!
00:23:24I am so sorry.
00:23:29No.
00:23:34We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:23:38Thank you so much, by the way.
00:23:39Thank your husband.
00:23:40He's the one who called us.
00:23:41Oh, William.
00:23:46Hi.
00:23:47Um.
00:23:49I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:23:51I mean, MC is really, really expensive.
00:23:53And you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:23:55Don't worry about the cost.
00:23:58Your husband is...
00:23:59I want a rattle.
00:24:01At work.
00:24:02This is all free.
00:24:04Oh.
00:24:05Yes.
00:24:06Yes.
00:24:07It's our anniversary special.
00:24:09I forgot.
00:24:10What?
00:24:14This...
00:24:15This is perfect.
00:24:18But you will need a necklace.
00:24:21I don't...
00:24:22I don't have a necklace.
00:24:23Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:24:26How about this?
00:24:30How about this?
00:24:31My God.
00:24:33I...
00:24:33I know this necklace.
00:24:35It's...
00:24:35Mr. President.
00:24:41There are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:24:45We consider them cultural treasures.
00:24:48One is in our national museum.
00:24:51The other we give to our queen.
00:24:55We give to you.
00:24:57It's gorgeous.
00:25:02Wait.
00:25:03William, are these real diamonds?
00:25:07We can't afford this.
00:25:08It's fake.
00:25:10Don't worry, man.
00:25:20Hello?
00:25:20Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:25:25Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:25:29What?
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44What's wrong?
00:25:45No, I'm fine.
00:25:50What happened?
00:25:52You're upset.
00:25:56William, I'm really sorry.
00:25:59But I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:26:02Can you tell me why?
00:26:04Yeah, my mom's condition got worse.
00:26:06And I can't afford for her care.
00:26:10And the doctor said that...
00:26:13She only has a few more days left to live.
00:26:17And I...
00:26:18Really want to be there for her last moment.
00:26:21What?
00:26:22Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:26:23I really didn't want to cancel on you.
00:26:25And I didn't want to make you angry.
00:26:26I just really can't.
00:26:27I'm not angry.
00:26:29I'm upset.
00:26:30Why didn't you tell me?
00:26:32And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:26:37Did you forget we're married?
00:26:39I just didn't want to bother you.
00:26:42You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:26:45I will get this sorted.
00:26:48Everything's going to be all right.
00:26:52I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:26:56No money's no object.
00:26:57Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:27:08I wanted to surprise her.
00:27:14Mrs. Jones?
00:27:18No way.
00:27:20Am I dreaming?
00:27:25Oh my god.
00:27:28Are you the president?
00:27:32Is that really the president?
00:27:33Why is he in the hospital?
00:27:35Who's he visiting?
00:27:38Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:27:41Someone actually helped me with it.
00:27:42Okay, mom.
00:27:47I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:27:53I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:27:59What?
00:28:00Well, it's not that shocking.
00:28:02Mr. President!
00:28:03Mrs. Jones.
00:28:04I'm William.
00:28:06Claire's husband.
00:28:09I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:28:12The president?
00:28:13You married President Walton?
00:28:16No, he's not actually.
00:28:18Yes, ma'am.
00:28:20I'm the president.
00:28:24That's wonderful.
00:28:26Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:28:39It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:28:41Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:28:43And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:28:47Mm-hmm.
00:28:51Oh my god.
00:28:52Are you President Walton?
00:28:53You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:29:00How come you didn't?
00:29:01Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:29:07Or him.
00:29:11Those greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:29:17Understood, Mr. President.
00:29:23Hey.
00:29:29Hey, William.
00:29:30You won't believe what happened.
00:29:31Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:29:35I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:29:37Wait, listen.
00:29:38Thank you, Mr. President.
00:29:39You're a lifesaver.
00:29:41You saved our lives.
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:44I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:29:45He's all right.
00:29:50All right, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:29:53I'll see you then.
00:29:56I have another meeting.
00:29:58Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:30:00Yes, sir.
00:30:01Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:30:09Oh, no problem.
00:30:10Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:30:12I promise.
00:30:16Whoa.
00:30:16Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:30:20Ms. Janice, why?
00:30:21Could you please come with us?
00:30:22We're here to take you to get changed.
00:30:25That's so nice.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:49Mr. President, I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:30:55We're looking forward to seeing her.
00:30:57So am I.
00:30:59Cheers.
00:30:59Excuse us.
00:31:06Good evening, Mr. President.
00:31:09I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:31:14I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:31:17And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:31:21Can't wait to meet her.
00:31:34It's a good job tonight.
00:31:36Claire's on her way.
00:31:37Yep.
00:32:36She's gorgeous.
00:32:38We look perfect together.
00:32:43You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:32:48Pretty dashing yourself.
00:32:51Wait here, I'll get us some drinks.
00:32:57Pretty girl.
00:32:59All alone, I'm Alexi.
00:33:03Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:33:10You can look, but don't touch.
00:33:13So sorry, President Walton, I did not know she was with you.
00:33:16I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:33:21Yes, of course.
00:33:28I wish you a nice night with our President.
00:33:35So, this is your date?
00:33:42This is your date?
00:33:43She has a name.
00:33:45This is Claire.
00:33:48Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:33:53You as well.
00:33:55You don't know any of these people.
00:33:57I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:34:00Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:34:05This is...
00:34:06Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:34:11And Ms. Moreau.
00:34:12Enchanté.
00:34:13I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:34:16We are enjoying it very much.
00:34:18Merci.
00:34:19I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:34:22C'est merci.
00:34:24When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:34:29I would love that.
00:34:30President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:34:34I'll be happy.
00:34:41Mr. Dubois.
00:34:43Mr. Dubois.
00:34:44Mr. Dubois.
00:34:45Mr. Dubois.
00:34:47Ms. Moreau.
00:34:49Ms. Moreau.
00:34:50Ms. Moreau.
00:34:52You're just full of surprises.
00:34:54I'm not gonna let you down.
00:34:55I'm gonna check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:35:02I'm so excited.
00:35:03Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:35:16Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:35:19Yeah, of course.
00:35:20Oh.
00:35:26Hey, are you okay?
00:35:28What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:35:30I'm sorry, what?
00:35:32Don't play dumb.
00:35:33You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:35:35It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:35:38Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:35:41You're mistaken.
00:35:43Mistaken?
00:35:44This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:35:47What?
00:35:48And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:35:52Huh.
00:35:53It's a fake, I promise.
00:35:57Claire?
00:36:00Fake?
00:36:01You think I'm stupid or something?
00:36:02Take it off.
00:36:04What are you doing?
00:36:05Claire?
00:36:06You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:36:08Take it off.
00:36:09Right now.
00:36:10Claire?
00:36:11Claire?
00:36:12Claire?
00:36:14I don't know, that wasn't me!
00:36:15It's just a horror.
00:36:17Go with your head now!
00:36:31I don't know, it wasn't me, it's just our home!
00:36:36Go and get help now!
00:36:37Help!
00:36:38Help!
00:36:44Shit!
00:36:45Get medical here ASAP!
00:37:01MMMMMM
00:37:03MMMMM
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Yep, I'm fine.
00:37:23You sure?
00:37:24MMMM
00:37:25Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me!
00:37:27Yes, Mr. President.
00:37:28Mr. President, please don't have to trust me.
00:37:36Stop. Stop talking.
00:37:38You crossed the line tonight.
00:37:40Your political career is over.
00:37:43No, no, no, you have to let me explain.
00:37:48I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:37:50I'm putting you in danger.
00:37:52You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:37:58What happened?
00:38:07Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:38:11Did it hurt?
00:38:15Don't.
00:38:17I'm so close.
00:38:19Why?
00:38:25I want me all to control myself.
00:38:28You're soaked.
00:38:41Maybe go and have a show.
00:38:44I, um, I can't, uh, get out of this by myself.
00:38:51No.
00:38:52Could you, um, help me?
00:38:59Could you, um, help me?
00:39:02I'll be quick.
00:39:18Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:39:34Come here.
00:39:35Sit down.
00:39:36Because I went to the party on behalf of the president, he gave me a bonus.
00:39:43Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:39:46And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:39:51Uh, oh, William, I can't.
00:39:53That's, that's way too much money.
00:39:54And plus, you've got it, like, risking your life.
00:39:56So, no, I, I can't accept it.
00:39:58Look, it's, it's not a gift.
00:40:02It's an investment.
00:40:04You make a profit, I get a share.
00:40:06I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:40:09Wait.
00:40:11You really think I can do it?
00:40:13Absolutely.
00:40:16The president also heard that your necklace broke.
00:40:20So, he got us these rings.
00:40:23I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:40:36Will you thank the president for me?
00:40:44Uh, wait a minute.
00:40:46Just one more thing.
00:40:48It's important.
00:40:50Yes, sir.
00:40:50Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:40:55Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:40:57Yes, sir.
00:41:10Hello.
00:41:11Welcome to our grand opening.
00:41:13New owner, huh?
00:41:14Mm-hmm.
00:41:15Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:41:19Hey.
00:41:20What are you doing?
00:41:22You can't do that here.
00:41:24Listen, bitch.
00:41:26The street is mine.
00:41:28You want to make money?
00:41:29You cut me in.
00:41:34Sir.
00:41:35Sir.
00:41:38Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:41:40Yes, sir.
00:41:40Officer Smith, I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:41:49Don't worry, sir.
00:41:50We have it all under control.
00:41:53Leave?
00:41:54Or I'm going to call the police.
00:41:56Call them.
00:41:57You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:41:59You're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:42:05Tough guy.
00:42:07You're not going to do anything.
00:42:09What are you going to tell?
00:42:11Huh?
00:42:11What were you saying?
00:42:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:22No, no.
00:42:23No, please.
00:42:25You have no idea who she is.
00:42:28Please.
00:42:29No.
00:42:29You know what to do now, right?
00:42:36Spread the word to everyone.
00:42:38This place is under our protection.
00:42:40Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:42:49Thanks?
00:42:54Congratulations.
00:42:54To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:42:59Hold that thought.
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:04Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:43:08It's a small deal.
00:43:09You can handle it yourself.
00:43:12Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:43:20We made $200 today.
00:43:23That much?
00:43:25On the first day?
00:43:28You're amazing.
00:43:29Look, don't worry.
00:43:31I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:43:33So that you can, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:43:40Thank you, Claire.
00:43:43I appreciate it.
00:43:49I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:43:53Really?
00:43:53Oh, yeah.
00:43:55I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:44:01I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:44:06Come on.
00:44:12Hey, we're about to close.
00:44:13Holy crap.
00:44:20Are you the president?
00:44:24Yeah, I am.
00:44:26Nah, you're tricking me.
00:44:28You're the president's body double, right?
00:44:30Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:44:34Shit, man.
00:44:35Yeah, you look just like him.
00:44:40Well, what do you want?
00:44:46This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:44:57His name was Ferdy.
00:44:58This one?
00:44:59Are you sure?
00:45:03Uh-huh.
00:45:07All done.
00:45:09So cute.
00:45:13Hey, wait.
00:45:16Can I get a photo with you?
00:45:18Uh.
00:45:23Ten dollars a photo.
00:45:25No problem.
00:45:26Mom!
00:45:27Dad, get off!
00:45:28Did you see that?
00:45:30That was a great business opportunity.
00:45:33It was a very clever idea.
00:45:36Oh, my God.
00:45:37We mean so much!
00:45:38Ha, ha, ha.
00:45:40No.
00:45:40What did that kiss mean?
00:46:05What did that kiss mean?
00:46:05It's because the lights aren't on, and it's really dark, and we couldn't see it clearly,
00:46:17and our lips just happened to, like, brush past each other's accidentally.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:23Oh, I see.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:25Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:46:42I finished work early.
00:46:44Oh, I see.
00:46:45This is where we kissed last night.
00:46:55Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:46:56What?
00:46:57What?
00:47:03It's only for you.
00:47:07Only for you.
00:47:11Only for you.
00:47:14It's only for you.
00:47:16It's only for you.
00:47:17No excuses today, right?
00:47:21How did you do that?
00:47:23A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:47:30What? No, come on, tell me!
00:47:41Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:47:44I guess I could ask room to room.
00:47:47Mr. President, we've got the leak.
00:48:03So, you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:48:10Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:48:14Hello? Did you order fried chicken?
00:48:15Hello? Claire's fried chicken?
00:48:22Well, it has to be one of them.
00:48:25Sir, I'm sorry.
00:48:28You don't have to do this.
00:48:31Too late.
00:48:33I mean, Mr. President, I'm...
00:48:35Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:48:37You don't have to do this!
00:48:38William?
00:48:50William?
00:48:58William?
00:49:00William, what's going on?
00:49:01Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:49:07The President, he was...
00:49:08He's...
00:49:08He's just trying...
00:49:09Why is he calling you the President?
00:49:12Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:49:14This is just a training exercise with the doubles of my colleagues, just to make things look more realistic.
00:49:28Uh, no. Yeah. No, it's just practice.
00:49:31Really?
00:49:32Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double, um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:49:51I'm the Defense Minister's double, I do...
00:49:57Neighborhood security?
00:50:01Oh, God.
00:50:03Wow, you had really scared me. I thought you were in trouble.
00:50:08Well, thank you so much for, um, taking care of my husband. I really appreciate it.
00:50:14Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:50:22I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:50:25I love fried chicken.
00:50:27And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:50:33Okay, well.
00:50:36I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:41Can't forget this.
00:50:42Wait!
00:50:49What now?
00:50:52What now?
00:50:54Can we take a picture?
00:51:01Yeah, come on. Come on. It'll be fun.
00:51:05Everybody say chicken!
00:51:07Chicken!
00:51:12Claire's fried chicken!
00:51:17Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:51:20Mr. President.
00:51:23Get on your knees.
00:51:24Now.
00:51:25Thank you for playing along.
00:51:31Feel free to have the rest of the day on.
00:51:33Thank you, Mr. President.
00:51:35Get him out of here.
00:51:36Let's go.
00:51:40Mr. President, that was extremely close.
00:51:44I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:51:46So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:52:02Oh, good. You're back.
00:52:03Would you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:52:05I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:52:10Let's see.
00:52:14Let's see.
00:52:19Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:52:22Wow, that's amazing.
00:52:26You're as smart as the president.
00:52:30Would you...
00:52:32Would you want me to be the president?
00:52:40Would you want me to be the president?
00:52:41I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:52:53Oh, no. I said the wrong thing.
00:52:55No.
00:52:56I don't want you to be the president.
00:52:58Well, actually...
00:53:01Actually, I hate the president.
00:53:03You do?
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:05My, uh...
00:53:08My dad died because of him.
00:53:11He...
00:53:12He was in the military, you know?
00:53:13And it was because of a decision that he made.
00:53:17Claire, I'm sorry.
00:53:19Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:53:25I'll be right back.
00:53:32Thanks.
00:53:33Dad?
00:53:34Hey, sweetheart.
00:53:36I'm out of prison.
00:53:38I miss you.
00:53:39And your mom.
00:53:40A lot.
00:53:41How dare you even mention, Mom, put her in a coma.
00:53:46And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:53:50I've changed.
00:53:51I want to make things right with you both.
00:53:54Can we meet tomorrow?
00:53:54Are you really sorry about that?
00:54:07Is everything okay?
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:09It's just...
00:54:11Spam call.
00:54:12And you know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:54:15Yeah, I know.
00:54:15William, William, I won't drag you into this.
00:54:31Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:54:34Leopard.
00:54:34This is my daughter.
00:54:41Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:54:44Dad, seriously?
00:54:45I'm your daughter.
00:54:46How could you do that?
00:54:47I gave you life and braised you.
00:54:50And do what I want with you.
00:54:53Damn, bitch.
00:54:54I know you.
00:54:56You got my brother killed.
00:55:00We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:55:02Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:55:24No, no.
00:55:25He's just an ordinary guy.
00:55:26He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:55:27Is that so?
00:55:29Pretty pricey?
00:55:32Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:55:36Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:55:38We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:55:42Let's name it Claire.
00:55:44Good name.
00:55:45I like it.
00:55:46Claire.
00:55:47Keeping America safe.
00:55:50Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:55:51Sir.
00:55:52We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:55:54What is it?
00:55:55It's Miss Jones.
00:55:56She's been kidnapped by the international mob and they're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:56:01We've been looking at these assholes.
00:56:04Looks like now's the time.
00:56:05There's a little more to it, sir.
00:56:06They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:56:10I can handle them all night.
00:56:18No, Mr. President.
00:56:20It's too dangerous.
00:56:21The entire country relies on you.
00:56:22Yes, Mr. President.
00:56:23The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:56:26Yeah, I wouldn't.
00:56:27I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:56:34My gun.
00:56:35I've made it.
00:56:42Mr. President.
00:56:44Are you really doing this for a girl?
00:56:47She's not just any girl.
00:56:49She's my girl.
00:56:50Contact traffic control.
00:57:00Now clear me a path.
00:57:06Where is he?
00:57:07My patience is running thin.
00:57:09She's still worth something, right?
00:57:11You know what?
00:57:11You're a real piece of shit.
00:57:13Time's up.
00:57:14And since your husband isn't coming,
00:57:16you're mine now.
00:57:17Who's this idiot?
00:57:32President?
00:57:33Don't come any closer.
00:57:35Who the hell are you?
00:57:37No, no, no.
00:57:38He's not the president.
00:57:39He's just his double.
00:57:43That makes sense.
00:57:44The real president when you come here alone.
00:57:47Search him.
00:58:05William, why would you risk coming here?
00:58:09Because you're my family.
00:58:10He's a fried chicken girl.
00:58:13You can't be the president.
00:58:15You have me scared there for a moment.
00:58:17It's okay, everyone.
00:58:18He's just a stuntman.
00:58:23What are you looking at?
00:58:25Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
00:58:28Fine by me.
00:58:29I'm going to see you.
00:58:29I'm not looking at me.
00:58:30Okay.
00:58:30I'm not going to.
00:58:31I'm not going to see you.
00:58:43I'm not going to see you.
00:58:52Is this the best?
00:58:54I'm not going to see you.
00:58:56You still want to play?
00:59:01So you don't want to use yourself.
00:59:04Only the real president could do that.
00:59:06I saw him on the battlefield.
00:59:08He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
00:59:12He's a killing machine.
00:59:14I don't ever want to see your kind on American soul.
00:59:17We'll leave.
00:59:18I promise.
00:59:21Oh, you.
00:59:23Have you ever messed with my wife again?
00:59:26I will make sure you die in prison.
00:59:31I won't.
00:59:34I promise.
00:59:37William, who are you really?
00:59:49William?
00:59:50William?
00:59:56Claire, why did you lie to me?
00:59:58I'm your husband.
01:00:00If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:00:02Yeah?
01:00:04And what about you?
01:00:05You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:00:08William?
01:00:15Who are you, William?
01:00:22Are you really the president?
01:00:23I am.
01:00:29I am.
01:00:35I am.
01:00:38You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:00:41What?
01:00:43Did you think that if I knew your true identity, I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you?
01:00:49We got married because you said that you wanted to repay me.
01:00:52What are you even saying?
01:00:54You can't see how much I adore you.
01:00:56You really can't feel it?
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:03I don't know.
01:01:10Quick.
01:01:10Please.
01:01:11Please.
01:01:11Please.
01:01:12Please.
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01:01:41A delivery to the white.
01:01:51Why are there so many reporters?
01:01:59Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:02:08I love you for who you are.
01:02:11And I want everyone to know your name.
01:02:20Claire.
01:02:23Will you marry me?
01:02:34No.
01:02:39Because we're already married.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:42I love you.
01:02:44America, please welcome your first lady.
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