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00:00:00I love you, I love you, I love you
00:00:30Does liverwurst go bad overnight?
00:00:39Because if it does,
00:00:41you'd never be able to tell from the taste.
00:00:46Who the hell are you?
00:00:49I don't know, good morning, Archie.
00:00:51Hello, sunshine.
00:00:53You know this guy?
00:00:56Sergeant Archibald Sparks.
00:00:58Meet Dick.
00:01:00Vic.
00:01:01Vic Trowbridge.
00:01:03Hello, Vic.
00:01:04Did you do call this guy up last night when I was in the shower?
00:01:07Archie, did I call you last night while he was in the shower?
00:01:09No, sunshine.
00:01:10Your reputation for playing hard to get remains intact.
00:01:14Good, because I'd hate for this to be awkward.
00:01:17Who are you people?
00:01:19Military police.
00:01:21Deserter apprehension unit.
00:01:24Meredith Cole.
00:01:26Deserter apprehendi.
00:01:28You're a soldier?
00:01:29Not in my book.
00:01:30Get dressed, corporal.
00:01:32Sure, Sarge.
00:01:34Hey, sweetie.
00:01:36Vic.
00:01:36Would you put on a pound of coffee?
00:01:38Coffee?
00:01:40Lady, go fuck yourself.
00:01:41I'm just going to put something on.
00:02:00Good idea.
00:02:02Yeah.
00:02:02Where'd she pick you up?
00:02:09I picked her up.
00:02:11She's a new bartender over at Arneson's.
00:02:14It's a bad area.
00:02:15She asked for a ride home.
00:02:17Yeah, right.
00:02:20She knew I was on to her.
00:02:21She needed a place to hold up.
00:02:23So what'd she do?
00:02:25Why'd she run?
00:02:26Why'd she run?
00:02:26I just ter yummy.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43I didn't like...
00:02:43Shut your eyes, let your world fade to darkness
00:02:48Wanted to say the things I thought I'd fair sure, forever
00:03:09Thanks guys, I know it was last minute
00:03:10All right, tell your folks I said hi and I hope your dad's feeling better, okay?
00:03:14Thanks, Merry Christmas guys, bye
00:03:15That speaker should have been fixed hours ago
00:03:27Holidays aren't the time to relax the work ethic
00:03:30Danny, Merry Christmas
00:03:33Have another nine hours
00:03:35I see someone skipped his serving of holiday spirit
00:03:39Hey, hey, turn it down
00:03:44When they told you to get a room, no one meant the bathroom
00:04:08Just having one for the road, Captain
00:04:13And here
00:04:22Not that you deserve it
00:04:24A nice Christmas bonus
00:04:26Comprende Christmas bonus
00:04:29You think I'm trying to cheat you?
00:04:36El paso Juarez, por favor
00:04:38Oh, you want a ticket?
00:04:40Si, uno
00:04:40Sorry, okay, almost
00:04:51Is this any good?
00:04:56You think...
00:04:57There, that's it
00:05:07You don't have like wrapping paper, Christmas tape, you know
00:05:10Just something like that
00:05:12A Christmas card
00:05:13Hey, Polly
00:05:23You caught me any pressure in the woods yesterday?
00:05:26Yeah, well, I'll take a cup anyway
00:05:27All passengers, all passengers, all passengers
00:05:33All passengers
00:05:33All passengers
00:05:34All passengers
00:05:34All passengers
00:05:34All passengers
00:05:35All passengers
00:05:35All passengers
00:05:36All passengers
00:05:36All passengers
00:05:37All passengers
00:05:38No, no, no
00:05:39Honey
00:05:40I promise
00:05:41I'll be home before you wake up
00:05:42Until then
00:05:44Miss Dorothy's in charge
00:05:45And she's right
00:05:46You can't have ice cream for dinner
00:05:47Thank you very much
00:05:48Honey
00:05:49Damn it
00:05:51Piece of shit
00:05:54Waste of
00:05:56Thank you
00:05:56Hey, support
00:06:03Wait your turn, please
00:06:05See, I just need to know
00:06:06If this crate is going deeper into
00:06:07Or all the way out of Texas
00:06:09Well, you can inquire inside
00:06:10Listen, pal
00:06:11I don't...
00:06:13Fucking Texas
00:06:17Honey
00:06:23What?
00:06:26No, baby
00:06:26Santa can't bring you a dog
00:06:28We already have one
00:06:29I know he smells
00:06:31But...
00:06:32Well, boy dogs do that sometimes
00:06:34Wait
00:06:35Hold up
00:06:36Honey, I'll call you later, okay?
00:06:38Love you
00:06:39Let's go
00:06:42Start with my life, sweets
00:06:43Alhamdulillah
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen
00:06:59Welcome aboard
00:07:00My name is Daniel Gunn
00:07:02I'll be your driver
00:07:02For this part of the trip
00:07:03Our next stop
00:07:04Is Pecadillo, Texas
00:07:06That's about six hours from here
00:07:07So settle back
00:07:09Relax
00:07:09And enjoy Christmas Eve with us
00:07:12Thanks for joining us
00:07:28Thank you
00:07:29Looks like we'll go
00:07:33Just make me nice
00:07:33Oh, that's very interesting.
00:07:58I have this.
00:08:00This is from our elegance line.
00:08:03Lavender.
00:08:04Which is great if they shower after they check in.
00:08:06But if they wait till morning, they need something more citrus, more...
00:08:11Peppy?
00:08:12Exactly.
00:08:13Which is why we created the sunburst line.
00:08:17Mmm.
00:08:19Nice.
00:08:20Yeah, that's nice.
00:08:33It's from my boy, Stevie.
00:08:34It's very Christmassy.
00:08:35It's from my boy, Stevie.
00:08:36It's very Christmassy.
00:08:37You think it's inappropriate?
00:08:38No, it's just...
00:08:39It's from my boy, Stevie.
00:08:40It's from my boy, Stevie.
00:08:41It's very Christmassy.
00:08:42You think it's inappropriate?
00:08:43No, it's just...
00:08:44It's last minute.
00:08:45Last minute's good.
00:08:46I'm usually late, so...
00:08:47You remember to buy batteries?
00:08:48Nobody gives a damn about the effort as long as the toy works.
00:08:49You know?
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:51It didn't matter.
00:08:52Obviously.
00:08:53I'll do.
00:08:54I don't care.
00:08:55You know.
00:08:56It's from my boy, Stevie.
00:08:58It's for my boy, Stevie.
00:09:00It's very Christmassy.
00:09:01You think it's inappropriate?
00:09:02It's very Christmassy.
00:09:04Think it's inappropriate?
00:09:06No, it's just... it's last minute.
00:09:09Well, last minute's good. I'm usually late, so...
00:09:13You remember to buy batteries?
00:09:15Nobody gives a damn about the effort as long as the toy works.
00:09:32That her?
00:09:33It is.
00:09:34It's all aboard a bus by now before your alert come through.
00:09:37Didn't think the army put much effort into reeling in the runners.
00:09:40Nah, most wander in on their own or get picked up from doing something stupid.
00:09:45Like running a red light, shoplifting.
00:09:47In Cinderella Hill?
00:09:49Her grandfather's a senator.
00:09:51Embarrassing.
00:09:53Only if she isn't found.
00:09:55Granddad a vet?
00:09:57Forty ferments.
00:09:59Dick Cheney Brigade.
00:10:01Why'd she run?
00:10:03Does it matter?
00:10:07You know, uh...
00:10:08It's Christmas Eve, Sasha.
00:10:10Working awful hard to find this little girl.
00:10:19Eggnog gives me gas.
00:10:21Nasty stuff.
00:10:23Not something a man should be drinking alone.
00:10:31How long have you been out?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50You're Manolos.
00:10:51Where are you stationed? In Iraq?
00:10:52how long you been out excuse me you're manolos where are you stationed iraq you think i'm
00:11:01military alhamdulillah you're not military colburn international trucking nine months
00:11:09in baghdad you call we haul you drive the six
00:11:16what's the sex the last six miles into baghdad airport it's the most dangerous section of road
00:11:21in the world our driver here is mad max everybody hang on
00:11:35okay folks
00:11:52anyone catch their patches patches like gang colors insignia they didn't have any outlaws
00:12:00cool okay what is that supposed to mean outlaws they're not outlaws they're nomads okay what is
00:12:07that supposed to mean satan's little helpers okay are they turning the follow no
00:12:13uh
00:12:23pardon my french folks but uh it looks like they were just assholing on by
00:12:28nothing to worry about
00:12:41what would you two come with me please the rest of you stay here
00:12:58i coach high school football i know first aid cpr
00:13:05check that one
00:13:15i'm not getting a signal can anybody get a signal out of area
00:13:18nine months in iraq french dying all around me
00:13:26i never even blew a tire
00:13:34hey easy fella easy we're gonna get you some help we're gonna get you some help
00:13:38uh
00:13:45time to go
00:13:46no keys
00:13:53no keys no keys he took the keys
00:13:58oh
00:14:07son of a
00:14:15Come on now.
00:14:45No! Get out of here!
00:14:50All right?
00:14:52Are you okay? I'm fine.
00:14:58Put some pressure on it!
00:14:59Just leave, leave!
00:15:01It's okay! Hang on! Hang on!
00:15:03Hang on! Oh, my God!
00:15:10I got the keys.
00:15:16Oh, no.
00:15:19Um, I suggest we get back on the bus now.
00:15:29Let's get out of here.
00:15:35Let's go!
00:15:39Move it! Move it! Move it!
00:15:40Move it!
00:15:45Everybody, hang on!
00:15:47Wait! What about you?
00:15:59Not moving!
00:16:00Move it!
00:16:10Wait!
00:16:12Wait! Stop!
00:16:13He looks sharp, but you can't leave him!
00:16:15We're not stopping.
00:16:19Come on, man! Run!
00:16:20Run! Run! Run!
00:16:21Run! Run!
00:16:22Get out of here!
00:16:31Baby, we'll talk about it later.
00:16:33I'm sorry.
00:16:35Stop!
00:16:37Oh, God!
00:16:38Wait!
00:16:40Let's go!
00:16:42Ah!
00:16:44Hmm!
00:16:45Ah!
00:16:46Ah!
00:16:47Ah!
00:16:48Ray!
00:16:50Ah!
00:16:51Ah!
00:16:52Ah!
00:16:55Ah!
00:16:57Ah!
00:16:59Ah!
00:17:00They're coming off!
00:17:03Hey, what's your name?
00:17:05What's your name?
00:17:07Lindley. Walter Lindley.
00:17:08Mr. Lindley, you're driving 20 tons of steel.
00:17:12Use it.
00:17:22Hang on, hang on.
00:17:24Does anybody have any medical training?
00:17:27Is there a first aid kit up there?
00:17:28Hang on, no.
00:17:32No, we don't. We don't need it.
00:17:34I do.
00:17:36I've got to stop the blood.
00:17:38Is there a cloth or something? Or a gauze?
00:17:41I'm going to just crease my ribs.
00:17:44It's just a flush one.
00:17:51Does somebody have a freaking tampon?
00:17:53I do.
00:18:00Just wrap me up tight, okay?
00:18:03We're trying to get in!
00:18:18We're shooting at the engine.
00:18:33Who's got a cell phone?
00:18:35Call line number one, highway patrol.
00:18:36I've been trying, but there's no service.
00:18:40Fucking Texas.
00:18:41Hey, hey, what about the bus radio?
00:18:46Doesn't work.
00:18:47Ah, shit.
00:18:48Ah, shit.
00:18:50We have to get off the road.
00:18:54We stop, we die.
00:18:55Do you understand that?
00:18:56We stop, we die.
00:18:57There's a turn-off coming up.
00:18:59Maybe there's a town up there.
00:19:01I don't see anything.
00:19:02Do we take it?
00:19:04Do we take it?
00:19:05Oh, this road, it takes us nowhere good.
00:19:33You want to turn around and go back, honey?
00:19:35You want me to pick your sorry ass out this window and let our friends deal with you?
00:19:39I'm going to be as helpless as you think I am.
00:19:42Put it away.
00:19:43Hey, hey, there's another one coming up.
00:20:10Get in there.
00:20:30Get in there.
00:20:34Just go through it.
00:20:37Go through it.
00:20:38Woohoo!
00:21:08everybody off the bus
00:21:15he's gone
00:21:20move it hurry up
00:21:22faster damn it faster
00:21:26into the building move
00:21:28fuck
00:21:35somebody help me
00:21:40go to
00:21:46oh man we are totally screwed
00:21:53yeah you better run
00:22:04it's locked
00:22:19don't stop
00:22:22get in
00:22:33get this thing up
00:22:42we gotta keep it up
00:22:47go
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00:23:36Come on, help me over here.
00:24:03Help me.
00:24:06Here I am.
00:24:11This is the end of that motion.
00:24:20Hey, Coach, what's your name?
00:24:23Yarbrough.
00:24:25Jerry Yarbrough.
00:24:28How many rounds do you have left in there, Jerry?
00:24:31Here, let me see.
00:24:33Mr. Yarbrough, maybe you should let her see it.
00:24:35You know, she's draining.
00:24:37No, that's okay.
00:24:38We'll do the math.
00:24:39That weapon holds 13 rounds.
00:24:41After Biker Boy reloaded, he fired once at this guy, once in the air, and once at you, leaving 10 shells.
00:24:47He didn't fire at me.
00:24:49Yeah, he did.
00:24:49No, he didn't.
00:24:50Check your collar.
00:24:53Now, you've capped off four shots so far, Jerry.
00:24:55You've expended 40% of our ammo, and you haven't hit a thing.
00:24:59Well, he bought us some time to get through that fence over there.
00:25:02You should give me that weapon.
00:25:04Yeah, find your own.
00:25:08Wait.
00:25:09Wait, they're leaving.
00:25:14Maybe your shots did scare, Mom.
00:25:16Come on, run, asshole!
00:25:31Uh-uh.
00:25:33Nomads don't run.
00:25:36What do you say now, soldier?
00:25:38He's not running, you jackass.
00:25:40What is he doing?
00:25:41He's going for reinforcements.
00:26:00Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:03Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:05You stand in burden.
00:26:07Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:12Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:14You stand in burden.
00:26:19Your boughs are green in summer.
00:26:27I see you sitting on the carpet.
00:26:32I watch you every day at one o'clock.
00:26:35Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:36I see you.
00:26:39Oh, Christmas tree.
00:26:59Oh, Christmas tree.
00:27:02What?
00:27:04No, it's nothing.
00:27:07Fuck.
00:27:09Fuck.
00:27:16Fuck.
00:27:24Fuck.
00:27:29You OK?
00:27:34Yeah, I'm OK. I'm, uh, you know, except for, uh, you know, uh, being tried at...
00:27:43Tell me about your son.
00:27:47His name is Stevie, right?
00:27:49How old is he?
00:27:51Four. He's four.
00:27:54He likes army stuff? Like that toy set you got him?
00:28:00Yeah, he likes, uh...
00:28:05You know, I, uh, I don't know. I never met him.
00:28:13You can ask anyone who's ever given me a job. I'm...
00:28:17I'm pretty useless as a human being. I mean, when Carol got pregnant, I just kinda...
00:28:29You ran?
00:28:30Yeah, I ran.
00:28:33So you're going back now?
00:28:35Uh...
00:28:37Is Carol like Christmas surprises?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40Her and her, uh...
00:28:43New husband.
00:28:44Homecoming, and, uh...
00:28:48I got them a gift, too.
00:28:52And what is it?
00:28:54I bused to get home.
00:28:55What's your name?
00:29:00Sam Cotter.
00:29:04Meredith Cole.
00:29:25Oh, my God, it's not working. I can't even get a text out.
00:29:40Just sitting out there, what are they doing?
00:29:43Hey.
00:29:44Honey.
00:29:45Look, I got this stuff. It takes it off.
00:29:46Honey.
00:29:47There you go.
00:29:48I found her.
00:29:49Ow!
00:29:50Ow!
00:29:51Ow!
00:29:52Ow!
00:29:53Ow!
00:29:54Ow!
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:56Ow!
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00:30:39Ow!
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00:30:41Ow!
00:30:42You should see these guys running out here
00:30:45They're like a bunch of roaches
00:30:47Keep your head down, rabbit
00:30:49They're not shooting out the lights, that's good
00:31:00They're saving the ammunition for us
00:31:02With this?
00:31:12Ah, si
00:31:16Now use that flashlight
00:31:27Thanks, watch the back
00:31:30You're never so humble
00:31:40Dear God, please don't let me die here
00:31:43I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish, do you speak Spanish?
00:31:53No, I don't speak Spanish
00:31:57I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish, do you speak Spanish?
00:32:06No, I don't speak Spanish
00:32:07I'm sorry I should have learned it in high school
00:32:09It's a paint
00:32:21How about this?
00:32:28I don't know what you're doing, but keep on doing it
00:32:36You could help, you know
00:32:50Oh, you want my help, baby?
00:32:52Okay
00:32:52When building a barricade
00:32:55Probably not smart to use things that explode
00:32:57Does that help you?
00:33:06She'll cool down
00:33:07If she cools down anymore
00:33:09She's gonna give me frostbite, man
00:33:11Here
00:33:19Painkiller
00:33:21Thanks
00:33:23Thanks
00:33:33I'll be right back to this
00:33:35I got him!
00:34:01I think I got him!
00:34:05You missed. Dude ducked behind that oil tank back there.
00:34:10Is everybody okay?
00:34:12Sound off!
00:34:14Sam?
00:34:15Yeah, we're okay.
00:34:21Coach?
00:34:22Yeah, you're okay.
00:34:24Rabbit?
00:34:26Bite me.
00:34:28Sheena?
00:34:29Her name is Desiree.
00:34:31Shut up, Rabbit!
00:34:34Yeah, I'm good.
00:34:36Tell me you're back there.
00:34:42Look what I found back here.
00:34:48See you right there.
00:34:50What's going on?
00:34:52Creepy in here.
00:34:54It's kind of beautiful.
00:34:56Be careful.
00:34:58Yeah.
00:34:59Oh, Beth, what are they doing?
00:35:03See those old refrigerators?
00:35:05There's gonna be another one right there.
00:35:08How do you know?
00:35:09Well, because that's right.
00:35:10We got good cover, open fire on our barricade, and then half the yard.
00:35:17Are you like a hunter or something?
00:35:18I'm a 12th tier dark elf ranger.
00:35:20What?
00:35:21I'm trying to be raided in archery.
00:35:22Have you ever heard of the myth alliance?
00:35:24Video game conventions?
00:35:25I don't know.
00:35:26I don't know.
00:35:27I don't know.
00:35:28I don't know.
00:35:29I don't know.
00:35:30I don't know.
00:35:31I don't know.
00:35:32If you're running around the woods dressed as wizards.
00:35:34Well, I not how exactly that different than the freaks that dress up as Civil War soldiers
00:35:49when they slaughter each other.
00:35:49But yeah, that's the idea.
00:35:52Well, I know how exactly that different than the freaks that dress up as Civil War soldiers
00:35:56when they just saw each other, but yeah, that's the idea.
00:36:01Well, I was actually on my way to California for a Dark Elf archery competition.
00:36:06So, the archery thing, the...
00:36:10Yeah, technically known as a bow.
00:36:12It's back on the bus with the rest of the luggage.
00:36:16And you're a tournament rated Dark Elf?
00:36:18Yeah, but that means I'm a competitive archery.
00:36:24I shoot the targets, not at people, and we're not going to...
00:36:27Well, these police guys, animals are not people.
00:36:30Come on, let's go find the rest. Come on.
00:36:36Come on.
00:36:48Come on, let's go.
00:37:07Hey, you okay, pal?
00:37:31Sorry, man.
00:37:32I'll leave you to it.
00:37:34Have a Merry Christmas.
00:37:37Say hello to Mrs. Freak and all you little freakettes.
00:38:07Make sure, Archie, drink the eggnog.
00:38:23How many were there?
00:38:34We counted seven.
00:38:35Where were they at?
00:38:37Um, okay.
00:38:40Let's say this is us.
00:38:42We'll just call them Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer.
00:38:45They're over here by this barn.
00:38:47Vixen's by that pile of fridges out there.
00:38:49Um, Comet, Donner, and then here covering the road between the gate and the office is Blitzen.
00:38:55You skipped one.
00:38:56Cupid.
00:38:57Cupid went for help.
00:38:58I'm surprised they haven't tried to burn us out.
00:39:00They're afraid to.
00:39:01Fire's going to be seen a long way off.
00:39:03No.
00:39:04They're waiting for the rest of the pack to arrive.
00:39:06They're going to want to share us.
00:39:08You know these assholes?
00:39:10Look, I dated a biker for a while.
00:39:13He said crews like this, nomads.
00:39:15They're like locusts.
00:39:16Most of them, they're just permanently wired on crystal meth.
00:39:19They nest in the area for a while.
00:39:21They strip it for whatever they need.
00:39:23Food, fuel, money, women.
00:39:25And then they move on.
00:39:28Look, my boyfriend, he did a nick on Conley.
00:39:31He didn't break a sweat.
00:39:32He was scared of nothing.
00:39:34But these nomads, they would scare the shit out of them.
00:39:37So we play defense until help comes.
00:39:40We run out their clock.
00:39:41Yeah, I mean, someone's got to come looking for us sooner or later, right?
00:39:44No.
00:39:45Our next stop was supposed to be Piccadillo, Texas.
00:39:47When we don't check in there, they'll come looking for us.
00:39:49We can hold out that long.
00:39:50Would you just listen to me for a second?
00:39:52We won't hold two minutes if they try and rush this place.
00:39:54You prefer the bus?
00:39:55Because that worked out so well for the college chicken, Mr. Shampoo Man.
00:39:58Hey, you're the reason we're on this road, coach.
00:40:01We can hold.
00:40:01Would you just shut the fuck up?
00:40:05Pardon my language.
00:40:07But Piccadillo wasn't an official stop.
00:40:10If we don't show up there, they'll just think we stopped somewhere else for gas and food.
00:40:14Our next official stop is El Paso.
00:40:17300 miles further.
00:40:19Which means they won't even know we're missing for like six hours.
00:40:22Yeah, by then.
00:40:23Our Mr. Cupid will be back with every freak biker in the state.
00:40:29You're the expert.
00:40:30I mean, what do we do?
00:40:32She's a kid.
00:40:33How do we know she didn't spend her tour scrubbing toilets in Ohio?
00:40:39What do we do?
00:40:40I already told you.
00:40:41Don't stop.
00:40:45Don't stop.
00:40:45Don't stop.
00:40:45Don't stop.
00:40:46Don't stop.
00:40:48Don't stop.
00:40:48Don't stop.
00:41:03I keep going.
00:41:14Don't you make an old man a leaf blower?
00:41:18Psst, psst, psst, psst.
00:41:20Hey, let's see.
00:41:22He's the old son of it.
00:41:33Just what was it you saw in him?
00:41:38It made me laugh.
00:41:42Intentionally.
00:41:59What are you doing?
00:42:01Oh, nothing.
00:42:03I just sometimes draw.
00:42:06I, um, I do caricature sketches,
00:42:09make a little extra cash on the side.
00:42:11I draw graphic novels.
00:42:12Can I see?
00:42:14Um, it's nothing really.
00:42:16It's just...
00:42:16I'd love to see it, though.
00:42:19No, it's really nothing that important.
00:42:22It's just sort of mindless doodling.
00:42:24Matt.
00:42:25So where are we?
00:42:45Here?
00:42:46The Sphincter of Texas.
00:42:48The nearest town is 40, 50 miles away.
00:42:51No, no, no, no.
00:42:51But look, there's, um, there's a highway southeast of here,
00:42:55and it's only, like, 19, 20 miles away, so...
00:42:58You want someone to run 20 miles across open country to a line on a cartoon map.
00:43:04Hell, that road probably doesn't even see traffic more than once a month.
00:43:07And who's gonna make that run?
00:43:09I will.
00:43:12I run.
00:43:14Dashing between soccer games and PTA meetings doesn't count, lady.
00:43:17I run charity marathons for breast cancer, for leukemia.
00:43:20I can run.
00:43:20On the street, during the day, with people handing you water.
00:43:23We're talking about terrain unsuitable for frilly skirts and high heels.
00:43:27Do you think I'm an idiot, Mr. Yarborough?
00:43:28Do you think I don't know that?
00:43:30I think we can hold this place.
00:43:31No, we can't hold.
00:43:32We can't just sit here.
00:43:34Somebody's gotta get out here and get help, and I am gonna go.
00:43:36I'm telling you...
00:43:37Hey!
00:43:39Get off.
00:43:42Those anger management classes not working for you, coach.
00:43:44We can hold this place.
00:43:49Can't hold.
00:43:51How am I gonna get past all those idiots out there?
00:43:58No.
00:44:00No, Sam, that's a really bad idea.
00:44:03I can't shoot an arrow into a person.
00:44:06I'm vegan.
00:44:07I'm vegan.
00:44:14A bow and arrow, Sam.
00:44:21Work for Robin Hood.
00:44:22Robin Hood didn't have a pack of psychotic freaks shooting bullet holes in his tights.
00:44:26You really think Annabelle can do this?
00:44:29It's worth a shot.
00:44:30Is that chick still out there?
00:44:32No.
00:44:34She's gone.
00:44:34I have a sociowingway.
00:44:54Are you reading官?
00:44:55Why...
00:44:56I'm...
00:44:57爸爸...
00:44:57Yes.
00:44:58I would love for you.
00:44:59Follow-up.
00:45:00Are you going to smoke?
00:45:01What are you...
00:45:02...
00:45:02...
00:45:03There are no points for neateness, Sam. Move your ass.
00:45:20Sam, come on. Look up. Look up.
00:45:22Sam, up. Shit.
00:45:33If you return.
00:45:35Don't forget.
00:45:36We got to do this.
00:45:38Let'sзнь.
00:45:39Whatever, tho.
00:45:43Let's go.
00:45:45I don't know.
00:46:15Sam, no more smart ideas.
00:46:45You think they saw me?
00:47:01I saw you.
00:47:04Did you just show these bastards how to get inside?
00:47:08They compromised their security for what?
00:47:11For this?
00:47:12They're walkies, hawkies.
00:47:13I thought they might come in handy, dickhead.
00:47:16Hey, you two.
00:47:17Just stop it.
00:47:20What made you decide to rescue my laundry?
00:47:22I don't know.
00:47:23I thought you might have something useful.
00:47:25Just some gym clothes and some dirty underwear.
00:47:30Here.
00:47:32When you get out.
00:47:34Hey, hey, that's it.
00:47:36The camera.
00:47:36I need it.
00:47:37Please, give it.
00:47:39Ah, yes.
00:47:45With this, I can finish the gun.
00:47:46Illiterate, illegal, and a freaking lunatic.
00:47:52Let me take it.
00:47:54No, I'm sick.
00:47:55No.
00:47:56Get back.
00:47:56No, I can't.
00:47:56No, I can't.
00:47:57No, I can't.
00:47:57No, I can't.
00:47:57No, I can't.
00:47:58No, I can't.
00:47:58I can't.
00:47:59No, I can't.
00:48:01You're sick.
00:48:01I don't know.
00:48:31I don't know.
00:49:01I don't know.
00:49:31I don't know.
00:50:01I don't know.
00:50:02I don't know.
00:50:03I don't know.
00:50:04I don't know.
00:50:05I don't know.
00:50:06I don't know.
00:50:07I don't know.
00:50:08I don't know.
00:50:09I don't know.
00:50:10I don't know.
00:50:11I don't know.
00:50:12I don't know.
00:50:13I don't know.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:16I don't know.
00:50:17I don't know.
00:50:18What the hell were you doing on a bus in the middle of nowhere on Christmas Eve?
00:50:23I was at my sister's funeral.
00:50:26I'm a single mom, you know, so I, uh...
00:50:30I didn't want my kids to travel, you know, this close to Christmas and all.
00:50:35Good thing they weren't on that bus.
00:50:39Your sister, uh, she had cancer?
00:50:42Yeah, my sister, Mama. Me? Breast cancer.
00:50:48These are my girls.
00:50:52That's Gracie and Emma.
00:50:54They're beautiful.
00:50:56Yeah.
00:50:58So I run.
00:51:00I'm all together.
00:51:02Here.
00:51:06Just in case, you know.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:11I understand.
00:51:11Hey.
00:51:15Hey.
00:51:16Whatever happens, you don't stop.
00:51:19That's something I learned from the convoy drivers in Iraq.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:25I'm sorry about whatever happened to you over there.
00:51:28Hey.
00:51:29I, um, I brought you your flashlight.
00:51:34Oh, thank you.
00:51:35I'm gonna need that.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38I also brought you this.
00:51:40In case I run into any rubber bad guys?
00:51:44No, it has a compass on the help.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Do you know how to read a compass, Maudie?
00:51:50Yeah, I'm a Girl Scout leader.
00:51:51Oh, this is for you.
00:51:56From your friend.
00:52:07Go stallions, right?
00:52:09You a praying man, Mr. Yarbrough?
00:52:12Only on Friday nights.
00:52:14Kick off in halftime.
00:52:16It's Friday night.
00:52:17Merry Christmas.
00:52:21Merry Christmas.
00:52:47You see comedy out there?
00:52:49Stuck by that old tractor.
00:52:51Any chance I might just sneak past him?
00:52:54Yeah, but if they catch you, they're gonna, you know.
00:53:13I told Sam.
00:53:14I told you all.
00:53:15I can't do this.
00:53:17I'm not gonna do this, Maudie.
00:53:20I can't do this.
00:53:21I can't shoot someone.
00:53:27Look.
00:53:29This isn't fair.
00:53:31This isn't right.
00:53:35But Annabelle, honey, I'm a mother.
00:53:37I have children.
00:53:38I can't die.
00:53:41Don't let me die.
00:53:47You see.
00:54:06You're all right.
00:54:07I love it.
00:54:09You're right.
00:54:10You're right.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12I'm gonna have my heart.
00:54:12Okay, he hasn't seen her yet.
00:54:30Hit him.
00:54:32Hit him.
00:54:42Go, shoot.
00:54:47You can't.
00:54:53Him.
00:54:54What's happening?
00:54:56Your princess just let her friend die.
00:54:58Tell her to fire.
00:54:59Tell her she has to fire.
00:55:10Sam.
00:55:11Sam.
00:55:12Two of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:14God damn it.
00:55:15They'll get inside.
00:55:16One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:19One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:21One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:22One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:23One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:24One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:25One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:26One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:27One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:28One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:29One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:30One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:31One of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:32Sam, look out!
00:56:02Oh!
00:56:19Oh!
00:56:21Oh!
00:56:27Oh!
00:56:32No!
00:56:47She's gonna make it.
00:56:49Marty's gonna make it.
00:56:51Go, baby, go.
00:57:32Hey, it's okay.
00:57:46Now, what is, honey?
00:57:47You did what you had to do.
00:57:49It's okay.
00:57:53It's okay.
00:57:54It's okay.
00:57:56It's okay.
00:57:57It's okay.
00:58:02She, uh, killed two, for sure.
00:58:33I don't know about the one I hit.
00:58:37So it leaves four, maybe five.
00:58:41Yeah.
00:58:45That, uh, biker on the road, was that the first you ever...
00:58:53No.
00:58:54No.
00:59:00It gets easier, all right?
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:09Good.
00:59:10They're up to something.
00:59:25We're going after Marty.
00:59:34Well, what should we do?
00:59:36Nothing.
00:59:37She's running.
00:59:38She'll either get caught, or she won't.
00:59:41Damn.
00:59:42That was cold.
00:59:43No.
00:59:59Oh, my God.
01:00:01Great, baby.
01:00:02Shit.
01:00:03It's great.
01:00:06It's great.
01:00:07I'm too.
01:00:07It's great.
01:00:07It's great.
01:00:08It's great.
01:00:08It's great.
01:00:09It's great.
01:00:09It's great.
01:00:10It's great.
01:00:13Joy to the world, the sword is come, let us see you again.
01:00:43The sword is come, let us see you again.
01:01:03The sword is come, let us see you again.
01:01:33Let us put her inside the RV.
01:01:43She said you made her laugh.
01:01:46Ever when I was trying to.
01:01:49How long were you two together?
01:01:51Three days.
01:01:54Somehow that seems worse than if we had just been strangers, I guess.
01:02:01We were on our way down to Vegas and she was going to deal cards
01:02:06and I was going to get a job in one of those singing wedding chapels.
01:02:12I guess somehow I always figured I was going to screw it up somehow.
01:02:18Friends, come, come, come, come, come, come.
01:02:25Look.
01:02:26I...
01:02:28I'm very sorry.
01:02:30Thanks.
01:02:31Look.
01:02:33The gun ended.
01:02:35With this we can defend ourselves.
01:02:37Look, here's the camera.
01:02:39We can defend ourselves.
01:02:41Yeah, but...
01:02:42Son of a bitch.
01:02:43What, do you understand that?
01:02:45To defend ourselves, yes.
01:02:47Yeah, I mean...
01:02:48No, I think I do.
01:02:50It's a spud gun, right?
01:02:52Spud gun?
01:02:53Anybody know how to say potato in Spanish?
01:02:55Patata, patata.
01:02:56Papa, it's a...
01:02:58Here.
01:02:59What the hell is a spud gun?
01:03:00I remember a kid on my block used to make these things.
01:03:02Basically, you just take a chunk of potato, stick it in the barrel and put anything flammable
01:03:07at the end.
01:03:08Patata, boom.
01:03:09Yeah, si.
01:03:10Boom, boom, boom.
01:03:11So, flammable, like gasoline?
01:03:13No, we used, um...
01:03:15Uh...
01:03:16Si, si, si.
01:03:19Okay.
01:03:20Hairspray.
01:03:21We used hairspray.
01:03:22Si, si.
01:03:23First arrows, not potato cannons.
01:03:25What's next, a BB gun?
01:03:27No, no, no, these things will shoot anything you put in them.
01:03:29You put nails down there, rocks, whatever.
01:03:32Yeah, but where are we gonna get hairspray from?
01:03:35Screw hairspray.
01:03:36We've got ether, starter fluid.
01:03:39Si, si, si.
01:03:40Aqui.
01:03:41Y luego...
01:03:42Boom!
01:03:59Okay, that was too far down into the right.
01:04:14You need to elevate the barrel if you want to take out those bikes.
01:04:29Unaffordine?
01:04:30Pick the barrel if you want to take out those bikes.
01:04:32Proofscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffscoffsidar0.
01:04:35Let's go.
01:05:05Son of a bitch.
01:05:35Animals.
01:06:05Come on.
01:06:23Go after her.
01:06:24What about you?
01:06:25I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:06:30I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:06:49I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:06:54I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:07:05Let's light her up!
01:07:07I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:07:23I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:07:29I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:07:40I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:07:44I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:07:50I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:08:03I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:08:08Oh, don't shoot!
01:08:38Cole, we're okay. We drove him back. We held, soldier. We held.
01:09:08We held, soldier. We held.
01:09:15Oh, don't shoot.
01:09:20Oh, don't shoot!
01:09:24Oh, don't shoot!
01:09:28Oh, don't shoot!
01:09:31No!
01:09:38I can't die! I have children!
01:09:52Children!
01:10:03I have children!
01:10:07I have children.
01:10:12Children.
01:10:17Children.
01:10:22Shh.
01:10:24Shh.
01:10:27Shh.
01:10:32I'm sorry.
01:10:38I'm sorry.
01:10:42I'm sorry I'm sorry.
01:10:49I'm sorry.
01:10:56Oh, come on!
01:11:01Oh, come on!
01:11:03Come on!
01:11:33Run! Run! Run! Run!
01:12:03Run! Run!
01:12:20Whoa! Whoa!
01:12:22Whoa!
01:12:33What is that?
01:13:03I need this car.
01:13:29Keys are in it.
01:13:33How many others made it off the bus?
01:13:35Seven when I left.
01:13:37Seven.
01:13:39Meredith Cole?
01:13:40She's hurt, but she's tough.
01:13:42You know her?
01:13:44I've been trying to catch up with her.
01:13:47At the end of this road, turn south.
01:13:49There's like a little town 10, 20 miles back.
01:13:52We can call this in.
01:13:53They'll be dead before we get help.
01:13:55Sun's coming up.
01:13:57Yes, ma'am.
01:13:59Possibly, ma'am.
01:14:03Let's go.
01:14:11We got a lot of ground to cover.
01:14:23How many are there?
01:14:25Six, eight.
01:14:27I don't know, maybe more.
01:14:29Cole, what do you think?
01:14:31Run.
01:14:32You're busted up, soldier.
01:14:33You wouldn't make it a hundred feet.
01:14:35Not me, the rest of you.
01:14:37Just leave me this shotgun and a couple of Molotovs.
01:14:40No, we're not-
01:14:41Get out of here.
01:14:42Why, so they can hunt us down and kill us one by one?
01:14:44Coach.
01:14:45We can hold.
01:14:47Duke.
01:14:50Senor.
01:14:53Annabelle.
01:14:54I'm good for another two or three, but then after that you boys are going to have to start pulling your weight with the rest.
01:14:58Let's do this.
01:15:01Let's get ready.
01:15:04Alhamdulillah.
01:15:06What does that mean?
01:15:07Something the Iraqis used to say.
01:15:09When they drove a dangerous stretch of road, praise be to Allah for getting my ass back in one piece.
01:15:17I'll be seeing you, Sam.
01:15:29You got a name?
01:15:30You know el nombre?
01:15:32Si.
01:15:33Ramon Amancio Eladio Vargas.
01:15:41Took these off our dead scumbags.
01:15:48Senorita!
01:15:49Senorita, a ver!
01:15:50You made arrows?
01:15:53Flechas.
01:15:58I saw 힘들 that they jullie and can come up with.
01:16:01Oh man.
01:16:02I!
01:16:04And now we're out.
01:16:05Let's go.
01:16:35Let him have it.
01:17:05Let him have it.
01:17:35Let him have it.
01:18:05Let him have it.
01:18:35Let him have it.
01:19:05Let him have it.
01:19:13Hey, motherfucker!
01:19:15You should have never come back.
01:19:16I hope you have some ammo left.
01:19:42Let him have it.
01:19:43I'm our running coach.
01:19:52Hold on!
01:19:54Oh, my God.
01:20:24Oh, my God.
01:20:31Duke.
01:20:35We're too late.
01:20:38I gotta eat too late.
01:20:48Duke.
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:56Hey.
01:20:58Sam.
01:21:00You okay?
01:21:01Boy, it crazed my head.
01:21:11Let's get out of here.
01:21:18Now make me suffer.
01:21:24Let's get out of here.
01:21:45Hey, Sarge.
01:21:46And, uh, Mr. Vargas, he's in surgery.
01:21:59They're, they're optimistic, so.
01:22:01Vargas.
01:22:02Vargas is a good name.
01:22:04Yeah.
01:22:05Look, I'm sorry.
01:22:07The sergeant, he didn't tell me he was hunting you.
01:22:10It's okay.
01:22:11I understand you had a really big knife at the time.
01:22:15Yeah.
01:22:18These hospitals, they kinda give me the creeps, so.
01:22:24You'll have to wait here.
01:22:25Your girls are here.
01:22:32Don't stop.
01:22:33Don't.
01:22:35Don't ever stop.
01:22:37You do.
01:22:39Thanks.
01:22:42Hey.
01:22:44Oh, my God.
01:22:45I'm so happy.
01:22:46I'm so happy.
01:22:47I'm so happy.
01:22:54Hi.
01:22:59I'm so happy.
01:23:00I'm so happy.
01:23:01I'm so happy, Sarge.
01:23:02I'm so happy.
01:23:03Come on.
01:23:04Come on.
01:23:05Come on.
01:23:07Come on.
01:23:08We're new.
01:23:09Come on, Sergeant.
01:23:11Huh?
01:23:16Eggnog sucks.
01:23:21I spoke to the doctors.
01:23:25They want to keep you.
01:23:28but I'm satisfied you're tough enough for travel.
01:23:31Thanks, Sarge.
01:23:32You know how much I hate hospital food.
01:23:35You'll be cuffed and taken to Fort Bliss
01:23:37where you'll be formally charged with desertion.
01:23:41The corporal, the woman that these civilians talk about
01:23:44isn't the one that I know.
01:23:47So you had to tell them about her?
01:23:50Why you ran isn't my concern.
01:23:53Personally, I think the captain deserved it.
01:23:58But I don't make those calls.
01:24:06Get dressed, corporal.
01:24:09You've got about 20 minutes
01:24:11before the car from Bliss gets here.
01:24:14Archie.
01:24:18Merry Christmas, sunshine.
01:24:28Buckle up.
01:24:44Marty's orders.
01:24:46Don't stop.
01:24:48I am doing it right now.
01:24:55DID YOU STOP THROUGH YOUR HEAD?
01:24:56DID YOU NOT DO HERE?
01:24:58WE lại GO TO SAW YOU
01:24:59TO EXPER Möglich integrated
01:25:08YOUR ASSISTORY.
01:25:09YOU与E THE Büy base
01:25:11WHEN YOU COME THE SKY
01:25:12uri BUILT
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