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00:00:00...years...
00:00:03...that always liked you...
00:00:07...always looked after you.
00:00:15I never trusted you.
00:00:30...
00:00:50...you see her there, at the bar across the room.
00:00:55and that is the secret
00:01:05that's the secret
00:01:08yep
00:01:10yeah she's right
00:01:12everybody knows that already
00:01:13yeah why don't you tell us another one
00:01:17fine
00:01:19secret number two
00:01:21fake it
00:01:23that's definitely not a secret
00:01:25kinda is
00:01:27alright
00:01:29so how does that relate to what we're doing now
00:01:31I'll tell you
00:01:33see most women
00:01:35apply secret number two to one thing
00:01:37sex
00:01:38the rest of the time we're too real
00:01:40too real because it's in our nature to be real
00:01:42which ultimately is a woman's downfall
00:01:45but faking it keeps you living in man's land
00:01:48whoa
00:01:49who the f**k wants to live in man's land
00:01:51we're already living in it guys
00:01:53alright wait wait let me ask you a question then
00:01:55would you be faking it if you compromise?
00:01:59because you can't fake compromise
00:02:01you half can
00:02:04what the f**k does that mean?
00:02:07compromise is half faking
00:02:08because if you weren't compromising half
00:02:10you would have it all
00:02:11in which case you wouldn't be faking
00:02:14you would be taking
00:02:15for example
00:02:16guys compromise when they leave the toilet seat down
00:02:19they do because they know they can't win
00:02:22and I'm not faking it
00:02:23because I don't pretend not to mind
00:02:25when they do leave the toilet seat up
00:02:26because I do
00:02:27slow it down
00:02:30how is that a compromise on your end?
00:02:33yeah and I thought that you said we should fake it
00:02:35it's a compromise
00:02:36because I'd fake other things to get my way
00:02:38or I'd take away the p*****
00:02:40what are you even talking about?
00:02:45I think you're confusing yourself
00:02:47no no I think it's just too complicated for you to understand
00:02:50no
00:02:51it's not at all
00:02:53I get what you're saying
00:02:54I just don't agree with you
00:02:55to me compromising is not
00:02:57faking
00:02:58fine
00:03:01then we'll just agree to disagree
00:03:02or we could agree that I'm right
00:03:05because that's a compromise
00:03:06tell you what
00:03:09I'll fake it
00:03:11and we can agree on that
00:03:12okay
00:03:14but you're compromising to agree on faking it
00:03:17I can explain it to you if it's too complicated
00:03:21I think she got you on that one test, sorry
00:03:24nice
00:03:26hey
00:03:31Kara
00:03:34what?
00:03:36quit staring at that guy
00:03:37I'm not staring
00:03:39yeah you are staring
00:03:41do you know what the word conspicuous means?
00:03:44or do you want me to explain that to you as well?
00:03:46Kara
00:03:46stop staring
00:03:48I'm not conspicuous
00:03:50we're the only girls in here with all our teeth
00:03:52we're very f***ing conspicuous
00:03:54okay but what if that's our guy
00:03:56and we didn't know
00:03:57do you see an orange wig outside?
00:03:58what do you guys think about Harry and Sally?
00:04:09what about them?
00:04:10yeah don't worry about them Kara
00:04:11they're harmless
00:04:12so what if we missed him?
00:04:14I mean we spent
00:04:15what?
00:04:1520 minutes with Deputy Elmore
00:04:16what if he came and left?
00:04:17so Tess
00:04:28what are we doing?
00:04:30do you have a plan?
00:04:32Mel did say
00:04:322.30
00:04:33all right
00:04:42so I'm guessing she runs the place
00:04:48and there's no way this shit goes down here
00:04:51without her getting a piece of the pie
00:04:52if anyone knows anything
00:04:54it's her
00:04:55okay
00:04:56okay great I'll take her
00:04:57let's find out what she knows
00:04:59mm-hmm
00:05:00I'll take the door
00:05:03guess I got the trucker
00:05:04all right
00:05:08I'm not even gonna say it
00:05:09because y'all know what this is
00:05:11you'd be cool Billy Bowman
00:05:12who drives the truck
00:05:13and where is it?
00:05:16I said which one of you shit kickers
00:05:18knows where the f***ing truck is?
00:05:25girl
00:05:26Kira
00:05:30what?
00:05:33she just came out of the shower?
00:05:35yeah
00:05:35what the f*** have you been doing
00:05:37for the last hour?
00:05:40I've been taking your shower
00:05:41what have you been doing?
00:05:42I've been putting gas in the car
00:05:43so we can get the f*** out of here
00:05:44all right dude
00:05:45stop giving me shit
00:05:46get yourself ready
00:05:47Tess is gonna be pissed
00:05:48I'm up on the 11th floor
00:06:03and I'm watching the losers below
00:06:06it's down on the street
00:06:10and just try hard
00:06:12to pull the system blow
00:06:13hey
00:06:17I'm on my ass
00:06:18see you in a minute
00:06:20no
00:06:20cause she's hoping to score
00:06:24so I can't see her letting you go
00:06:27walk out of her heart
00:06:29what kind
00:06:29excuse me
00:06:35excuse me
00:06:36you're very pretty
00:06:38look
00:06:39you're not a
00:06:41no
00:06:42I just saw you back there
00:06:44and I thought maybe
00:06:45sorry
00:06:46my name's David
00:06:49well Dave
00:06:49my friends call me Dave
00:06:51now I know what to call out
00:06:53look
00:06:54do you need a ride somewhere?
00:06:55does it look like I need a ride?
00:06:57I don't know
00:06:57do you?
00:07:02you know what
00:07:02actually Dave
00:07:03um
00:07:04my cell phone
00:07:05ran out of batteries
00:07:06do you have one
00:07:08that I could borrow?
00:07:09yeah
00:07:09yeah
00:07:10sure
00:07:11here
00:07:12thank you
00:07:13I forgot the number
00:07:19thanks anyway
00:07:21it's um
00:07:23very sweet of you
00:07:25maybe I'll uh
00:07:29see you around sometime
00:07:30what was all that about?
00:07:46thought he could pick me up
00:07:47so I thought we could use some gas money
00:07:5045 bucks
00:07:52trying to pick me up and
00:07:55for 45 fucking bucks
00:07:57wow
00:07:58it's 40 more than I'd pay for
00:08:00ha ha
00:08:01just saying
00:08:03well
00:08:04I live
00:08:23mississippi
00:08:24for it'd be
00:08:38mississippi
00:08:40So, what's the deal?
00:09:00The deal is we're going to some shitty isolated diner.
00:09:05Where?
00:09:06Somewhere across the river.
00:09:07Why would Mel send us over there?
00:09:11He's never sent us out of the parish before.
00:09:13Because something big has come up.
00:09:15Apparently someone's running a shipment along Mel's route.
00:09:19Who?
00:09:20Don't know.
00:09:22But Mel doesn't like it.
00:09:25There's a driver who's picking up a preloaded rig down in the Gulf.
00:09:28He brings it up to 220 and delivers the bricks to another driver who's waiting with the cash.
00:09:34Who's the driver?
00:09:36That's where we come in.
00:09:38Mel wants us to get a hold of the shipment and find out who the pickup is.
00:09:42Which brings me to the best part of this whole operation.
00:09:45Neither man knows the other.
00:09:47They only know where the diner is.
00:09:48So, driver A isn't going to do something stupid and risk getting caught with a load of dope.
00:09:53He'll just drive away.
00:09:54And same goes for B.
00:09:55I mean, the last thing he's going to do is go crying to the feds about his drug money getting ripped off.
00:10:00We just make sure we get there before they do and wait for one of them to show.
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12I was listening.
00:10:14Other side of the river.
00:10:15Fine.
00:10:15It's fine?
00:10:17It's a big f***ing deal, Cara.
00:10:18So you might want to pay attention.
00:10:20Mel wouldn't be too happy if we f***ed this one up too.
00:10:23Speaking of which.
00:10:29Yeah?
00:10:50South on the 140.
00:10:52Other side of the swamp.
00:10:54Look for an alligator crawling across the Chinaman's back.
00:10:56Two-thirty.
00:11:09Well?
00:11:11Oh.
00:11:12140 south, 40 miles.
00:11:14All of those numbers fade.
00:11:20I get one.
00:11:22All here alone.
00:11:26What do we got here?
00:11:50Evening.
00:11:51A little car trouble?
00:11:55Yeah, yeah.
00:11:56Yeah.
00:11:56Oh.
00:11:59Oh, looks like your tires are a little low there.
00:12:01Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:12:03Yeah?
00:12:03Sure is.
00:12:04That's not good to be out here this time of night without any hair in your tires.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08We got skaters out here the size of footballs.
00:12:11The heat don't get you.
00:12:12They sure as hell will.
00:12:13That's the recipe for problems right there.
00:12:17First thing, you're fixing your tire.
00:12:18Next thing you know, you're lying on the side of the road.
00:12:20Died of heat exhaustion.
00:12:21What's your name, partner?
00:12:25IndyCot.
00:12:28Because I'm not in the car.
00:12:30I'm out of the pot.
00:12:32I'm in the cot.
00:12:34Get it?
00:12:35Which is where I wish I was right now.
00:12:37Because I'm so tired and it's so, so, so hot out here.
00:12:40It is hot, isn't it, IndyCot?
00:12:44Well, IndyCot, what seems to be the problem?
00:12:46You got a busted hose or something?
00:12:47Uh, something like that.
00:12:50I, I, I, I, I, I just, I just, I just can't, can't, can't seem to manage this engine.
00:12:55Mm-hmm.
00:12:56It's just, it's just, it's just, I don't know what to do because I, I gotta get to my girl.
00:13:01And she's, she's, she's just as sweet as a daisy.
00:13:04And this, this, this, this thing on the jig right here, it's just, it's just, just, it's just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I just don't know how to handle motors.
00:13:13Well, you're in good hands tonight, IndyCot.
00:13:15Why don't you step out of there for a second?
00:13:17Let me take a quick look at it.
00:13:18Would you?
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:19Hold on a minute.
00:13:21I used to race big blocks down in Douglas Paris.
00:13:24I know a thing or two about engines.
00:13:27Probably just a busted hose or something.
00:13:29Cuidado, cuidado.
00:13:31Care, careful.
00:13:34Careful.
00:13:36God damn, it's hot out here.
00:13:39You know, last year this time, it hit about a buck ten over in Bronson.
00:13:42Mm.
00:13:43Yep.
00:13:45Well, I see the problem right here.
00:13:51You bought Japanese.
00:13:55Guilty.
00:13:57Next time, buy American.
00:14:00Yep.
00:14:01It's my, uh, sister's car.
00:14:04Uh-huh.
00:14:05I just drive.
00:14:07Yeah, well, you tell your sister, next time she should buy American.
00:14:12Theist, uh, sister, next time she's moving.
00:14:14I'm looking at a ten of my soul.
00:14:19I'm looking for a siding...
00:14:20I don't care.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I don't care.
00:14:23It's my best.
00:14:26So you're sitting here.
00:14:30I don't know.
00:14:30You're lying.
00:14:31I don't care.
00:14:32I don't care.
00:14:32I don't care.
00:14:32I'm so not falling in love, so I wonder where you are
00:14:38Histogram with a dead sound, though you ain't got far
00:14:45Taste the blue, see the light, see what you want out
00:14:51You make the eyes of a million girls, I think you make them shout
00:14:57Dead sound, dead sound
00:15:04Dead sound, dead sound
00:15:10I'm so particular every time I expect the opportunity to die
00:15:20I'm so distracted, my strength is making fun
00:15:25I'm so glad you got such a fun song, I'm hanging with you tonight
00:15:32You make the eyes of a million girls, you make the eyes of a million girls
00:15:39Dead sound, dead sound
00:15:45Dead sound, dead sound
00:15:51I go through a million girls and try to get what's right
00:16:14When the nightfall comes and you're still alone, you feel it deep inside
00:16:21I see some cool on the other side, my thoughts can't turn you down
00:16:27You make the eyes of a million girls, but I see no girl around
00:16:33Dead sound, dead sound
00:16:48Dead sound, dead sound
00:16:54Dead sound, dead sound
00:17:01Hey Don
00:17:07Yeah
00:17:09Does this feel funny to you?
00:17:11No
00:17:12Why?
00:17:13No
00:17:14Why?
00:17:15I don't know
00:17:21Just that we're 40 miles from town
00:17:23I wouldn't worry about it, Kara
00:17:28What was the one good thing mom used to say to us when we were kids?
00:17:32Always makes sure he wears a condom
00:17:34Oh no, wait, sorry Kara, that was what she said right after your dad left town
00:17:38Oh what?
00:17:39That's what she should have said to your dad when you met him
00:17:42Oh
00:17:43I'm serious
00:17:48I said she wanted us to trust in ourselves
00:17:54Okay, so I'm trusting in myself and I don't know, I just, I know something doesn't feel right
00:18:04Yeah
00:18:07You know what, I'm trusting in myself
00:18:10Everything's telling me that it is right
00:18:13And I know Tess is a little tough, but I need you to trust me
00:18:18Can you do that?
00:18:24Yeah
00:18:31Well, you know what, that's alright, Kara, because you're probably just overthinking things like you always do
00:18:36Are you joking?
00:18:38No
00:18:39I go along with every plan
00:18:41What's wrong with you?
00:18:42What, I have an opinion?
00:18:43Is that the problem?
00:18:44Yeah, Kara, maybe that's a problem
00:18:45I wouldn't call it an opinion, but I think that might be the problem
00:18:48I'm just saying, try enjoying it a little
00:18:52I am enjoying it, a lot actually
00:18:56Alright, well, when you really start, let me know, I'll pull out the video camera
00:18:59Yeah
00:19:01What are you guys laughing at?
00:19:04Me, apparently
00:19:06Oh yeah, what's that?
00:19:07Don doesn't think that I can enjoy anything
00:19:09Can you?
00:19:10Really?
00:19:11You too?
00:19:12I mean, really
00:19:13Why do you guys always have to team up against you?
00:19:15Oh
00:19:16I'm the nicest person I know
00:19:17Oh, really?
00:19:18You guys are fucking shit
00:19:19Oh, we just pick on you because you're new
00:19:21Fuck you
00:19:22Look how sweet I am now
00:19:23I'm just kidding
00:19:24Everyone in here must just shut up
00:19:26You must shut up
00:19:56So I'm guessing she runs the place
00:20:12There
00:20:13And there's no way that shit goes down without her getting a piece of the pie
00:20:16If anyone knows anything, it's her
00:20:18Okay great, great, I'll take her
00:20:20Let's find out what she knows
00:20:21I'll take the door
00:20:22Guess I got the trucker
00:20:25Alright, I'm not even going to say it because y'all know what this is
00:20:28You'd be calm, you really got it
00:20:29Who drives the truck and where is it?
00:20:31Which one of you shit kickers knows where the truck is?
00:20:38God
00:20:43Carol
00:20:51Gonna save it for later but since your radio sucks
00:21:03I got us some tunes
00:21:05And lucky for you some of us still live in the golden age
00:21:07Yeah, what age is the golden age?
00:21:09Oh the 80s and not just the 80s but Bruce Willis in the 80s
00:21:13No!
00:21:14Oh yeah
00:21:15Oh my God
00:21:16Get ready for respect yourself like you've never heard before
00:21:19Hey Cara, even you might enjoy this
00:21:22Hmm?
00:21:23Oh Bruce Willis
00:21:24Cara, you gotta get this too
00:21:25Oh no
00:21:26Totally it
00:21:27No, I'm not supporting this
00:21:28Oh yeah
00:21:29Who even sells this shit?
00:21:30I don't believe it
00:21:31No, no, no, girls, it's not funny
00:21:33Come on Cara, get some learning
00:21:34Oh wow
00:21:35You guys think they're funny, don't you?
00:21:36Oh yeah
00:21:37Tess, take the shit out
00:21:38Throw the shit out the window
00:21:39This is my car, take the shit out
00:21:41Guys
00:21:44God, why are we being pulled over?
00:21:46Just chill
00:21:49You gotta be kidding me?
00:21:54Dom, what's going on?
00:21:56Shit
00:21:58What does he want?
00:22:00Did you steal the tape?
00:22:01Did you steal the tape?
00:22:02No, of course not
00:22:03I told you Cara
00:22:04I told you
00:22:05Cara
00:22:06Did I not say it?
00:22:07Pull it together
00:22:08Why don't you just start listening?
00:22:09Just for now
00:22:10Just be cool
00:22:11Just be cool Cara
00:22:12Evening
00:22:13Evening
00:22:14Evening
00:22:15How you doing there beautiful?
00:22:19It's hot ain't it?
00:22:20I can see you sweating over there but you know you just wear it so well
00:22:26It's just as sweet as a little daze ain't you?
00:22:27I can see you sweating over there but you know you just wear it so well
00:22:29You just as sweet as a little daze ain't you?
00:22:33So where you all headed?
00:22:34We out here this time of night
00:22:35Sorry?
00:22:36I see you
00:22:37We all headed
00:22:38We out here this time of night
00:22:39Sorry?
00:22:40I see you
00:22:44We out here this time of night
00:22:57Sorry?
00:22:58I see you
00:22:59We out here this time of night
00:23:00Yeah
00:23:01We're heading up to see some relatives
00:23:05A sick relative
00:23:06A sick relative.
00:23:08Chaparral?
00:23:09Chaparral?
00:23:10Yes, sir.
00:23:12Relative, you say?
00:23:17All right, Dan.
00:23:19On the count of three, I want y'all to say the name of the relative that you're going to visit at the same time.
00:23:27One, two, three.
00:23:33Uncle Mel?
00:23:36What are you talking with, y'all?
00:23:45Y'all didn't even have to answer that.
00:23:49No, seriously, seriously, seriously.
00:23:51Did I get you going?
00:23:53Because that shit, that shit never gets old.
00:24:00Can I get your license and registration, please?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:04Um...
00:24:05Actually, you know what, um, it's actually my brother's car, so I don't have the registration, but I think it could help a girl out.
00:24:15That's all right.
00:24:20We don't really get to do this too much way out here anyway.
00:24:24Can I ask why you pulled us over?
00:24:26Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
00:24:28Your tire is low.
00:24:31I can't have you driving out here with no air in your tire.
00:24:33You don't want to be changing the tire out here in this heat, Miss, uh, Miss Samantha.
00:24:44I don't know.
00:24:45Now, you were saying gray men.
00:24:48Last time, Tom, the true threats do not come from outer space and stars, but from the gray men beneath the bedrock.
00:24:56The holoplane, Tom, it's inside her.
00:25:00Ask me.
00:25:01Well, you've got your Area 51 in Nevada.
00:25:04Well, I know that you've probably not heard of Area 52.
00:25:09Uh, I think I have.
00:25:10That's in Hoboken, I have.
00:25:12Mm-hmm.
00:25:12Right underneath.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:44I'm taking two, Randy.
00:26:14Randy?
00:26:21Randy?
00:26:25Randy?
00:26:44Randy?
00:26:46You in there?
00:26:48You in there?
00:26:50Randy?
00:26:52Randy?
00:26:56Randy?
00:27:01Fuck.
00:27:04Fuck me.
00:27:08Elmer, pick up.
00:27:10Elmer, it's an emergency.
00:27:12Pick up.
00:27:15We got a 1027 down at Randy's stop.
00:27:18Elmer, pick up.
00:27:19Randy's been shot.
00:27:21Fuck me.
00:27:23Your boy, I'm telling you, this heat out here, I'm going to kill you.
00:27:27And me, I just wouldn't want to have y'all dying out here and me having to call your mamas and give them the tragic news.
00:27:35Yeah, no, no, we wouldn't want that either, officer.
00:27:38Cuidado.
00:27:39Cuidado.
00:27:40Cuidado.
00:27:41You got to be careful out here.
00:27:46That is a truck stop just up the way.
00:27:48I think y'all need to pull in there and get yourself some air in these tires.
00:27:53Yeah, great.
00:27:54Will do.
00:27:55Thanks, officer.
00:27:56Sounds good.
00:27:57Fat.
00:27:58I can follow behind y'all.
00:27:59Make sure that you get there in one piece.
00:28:00No, we're fine, officer.
00:28:01Thank you very much.
00:28:02We got it.
00:28:03Come on, now.
00:28:04Come on.
00:28:05You got to call me, officer.
00:28:06You can call me Elmore.
00:28:07Well, Elmore, uh...
00:28:08That's my name.
00:28:10Elmore.
00:28:11Elmore hugging.
00:28:12As in, you hug me, I hug you, it's a regular hug-in.
00:28:16You get it?
00:28:17Elmore.
00:28:18Elmore hugging.
00:28:20As in, you hug me, I hug you, it's a regular hug-in.
00:28:28You get it?
00:28:30Elmore, Elmore hug-ins.
00:28:32Just crack myself up.
00:28:35Huh?
00:28:36It's funny.
00:28:37Fact.
00:28:38You know what I'm gonna do?
00:28:39I can turn on them blue and reds, and I can escort y'all if you want to.
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:45Really.
00:28:46Just falling behind us would be fine.
00:28:47Yeah, you sure about that?
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:49Could be fun, though.
00:28:50It could be fun.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52Bet it could be a lot of fun, but, you know, we're really fine, but thank you so much.
00:29:01Officer.
00:29:02What the f**k was that all about?
00:29:04Don't ask me.
00:29:05Don't ask me.
00:29:06Don't ask me.
00:29:07Don't ask me.
00:29:08Don't ask me.
00:29:10You know who I am, for all of us.
00:29:11My Awyear pill can have to go in the bar, because I need to rob a Š¾ŃŃŠ°Š²'s thing.
00:29:13That way, you, I need to be able to take a seat.
00:29:14Youverb said I need to be able to take a seat, in the bar.
00:29:15You know who I ought to go here to buy an ė°ģ that way from Do Michael.
00:29:16That way, you now landless, that way.
00:29:17And I can protect you.
00:29:18When theziÄkujÄ girl's worth checking my life too.
00:29:19Here's my character.
00:29:20Look, police don't ask me.
00:29:21Look, police don't want to find that machine up.
00:29:22Don't ask me.
00:29:23Now, police don't ask you.
00:29:24County'sTF?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:55Let's go.
00:30:25Let's go.
00:30:55Let's go.
00:31:25Let's go.
00:31:55Let's go.
00:31:57Let's go.
00:31:59Let's go.
00:32:01Let's go.
00:32:03Let's go.
00:32:05Let's go.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:09Let's go.
00:32:11Let's go.
00:32:15Let's go.
00:32:21Let's go.
00:32:23Let's go.
00:32:25Let's go.
00:32:27Let's go.
00:32:29Let's go.
00:32:31Let's go.
00:32:33Let's go.
00:32:35Let's go.
00:32:41Let's go.
00:32:43Let's go.
00:32:45Let's go.
00:32:47Let's go.
00:32:55Let's go.
00:32:57Let's go.
00:32:59Let's go.
00:33:09Let's go.
00:33:11Let's go.
00:33:12Let's go.
00:33:13Let's go.
00:33:15Let's go.
00:33:17Let's go.
00:33:19Let's go.
00:33:21Hey, is Mel f***ing you yet?
00:33:28F*** you.
00:33:30F*** me.
00:33:31Yeah, f*** you for s***.
00:33:32You f***.
00:33:33For bringing me all the way out here.
00:33:35I never f*** you.
00:33:36Chill.
00:33:37Both of you.
00:33:38Chill.
00:33:44I don't even know what you guys are fighting about anymore.
00:33:48But every time, it's like f***ing World War 3.
00:33:51I don't care what it is.
00:33:54We have a job to do.
00:33:57So not one of us is leaving this car until we are all f***ing calm.
00:34:21All right.
00:34:26So there are these four nuns.
00:34:28They're sitting outside the confessional.
00:34:31First nun goes in.
00:34:33She says, forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:34:35The father goes, how have you sinned?
00:34:38He says, I'm so sorry, Father.
00:34:40I looked at a man's penis.
00:34:41The father says, oh, that's terrible.
00:34:44I want you to say ten Hail Marys and go out and wash your eyes with holy water.
00:34:49So the nun says yes.
00:34:50She walks out, says her ten Hail Marys up to that base and washes her eyes out with holy water.
00:34:56The second nun goes in and says, I'm so sorry, Father.
00:34:58I have sinned.
00:34:58Forgive me.
00:35:00The father says, how?
00:35:01How have you sinned?
00:35:02She said, I touched a man's penis.
00:35:07So the father goes, oh, that's even worse than the last one.
00:35:10I want you to go say twenty Hail Marys and wash your hands with holy water.
00:35:14So the nun steps out.
00:35:16She does her Hail Marys and washes her hands with holy water.
00:35:19Suddenly there's a commotion.
00:35:21The priest comes out.
00:35:22He's like, whoa, what's going on?
00:35:23Because the two sisters, like three and four, are fighting.
00:35:27He's like, yo, yo, yo, sisters.
00:35:29What happened?
00:35:29What's going on?
00:35:32Fourth nun, who's been eavesdropping, steps out and says, I don't care what you say, Father.
00:35:36I am not washing my mouth in that water after she sits in it.
00:35:44Wow.
00:35:45Nice one done.
00:35:47Don, you're retarded.
00:35:48You really just told that joke.
00:35:49I like that joke.
00:35:51My daddy taught me that joke.
00:35:53It's even worse.
00:36:01I'm not even worse.
00:36:02I don't think he was just.
00:36:04I don't know.
00:36:10I'm sorry.
00:36:11I don't care.
00:36:12I don't care.
00:36:13I'm sorry.
00:36:18I don't care.
00:36:18I don't care.
00:36:20All right.
00:36:33So I'm guessing she runs the place.
00:36:36And there's no way this shit goes down here
00:36:38without her getting a piece of the pie.
00:36:40If anyone knows anything, it's her.
00:36:42Okay, great. I'll take her.
00:36:44Let's find out what she knows.
00:36:46I'll take the door.
00:36:47Guess I got the trucker.
00:36:49All right, I'm not even going to say it
00:36:51because y'all know what this is.
00:36:52You'd be cool, Billy Bob.
00:36:53Who drives the truck and where's it?
00:36:55Which one of you shit kickers
00:36:57knows where the truck is?
00:37:02Stop it!
00:37:02Drop the gun.
00:37:29Drop the gun.
00:37:31Put the gun on the floor.
00:37:31I'm going to put your brains over that table.
00:37:33Do it!
00:37:36I'm not going to ask you again.
00:37:40You got three seconds to put it down.
00:37:41I'm going to put you down like Thelma and Louise there.
00:37:43Three.
00:37:45Chop!
00:37:47Two.
00:37:49Listen, Jessie Jean.
00:37:50This ain't Jeopardy.
00:37:51You don't get a option here.
00:37:52Your only option
00:37:53is to put down the f***ing gun.
00:37:57Yeah, f***ing...
00:37:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:59You put your gun down.
00:38:00F*** you, I'm not dropping shit.
00:38:03All right, obviously.
00:38:05Obviously, none of us are going to drop our guns,
00:38:07so let's just...
00:38:08Let's just talk about it.
00:38:09Paul?
00:38:10You want to f***ing talk?
00:38:11This ain't f***ing couples therapy.
00:38:12The only one talking here is me.
00:38:14And I'm telling you to drop the f***ing gun.
00:38:16Listen, listen to me.
00:38:18We'll both just put our guns down at the same time.
00:38:22Well, just shut her up!
00:38:25Jesus.
00:38:26See, I don't think you understand what's going on here.
00:38:28Fully.
00:38:29Okay?
00:38:30If you had any sense left,
00:38:31and I'm betting big on your baby right now that you do,
00:38:34I think you'd put that down before Mel gets here
00:38:35and he f***ing blows his boat.
00:38:36Mel?
00:38:38Yeah, Mel.
00:38:38Big guy.
00:38:39Blue suit.
00:38:40Oh, he says f***ing pick hands.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:47Oh, oh, that's right.
00:38:49You don't know s***, do you?
00:38:51You know why?
00:38:52Because I'm in f***ing control of the situation.
00:38:53How the f*** do you know Mel?
00:38:55Oh, me and Mel, we go way back, baby.
00:38:57What?
00:38:58That's right.
00:38:59That gravy train that you've been on, it's over.
00:39:01So you might as well give up now
00:39:02because there's no way that you're walking out again.
00:39:04What about the f***ing dope?
00:39:05What about the dope and the money?
00:39:06Dope?
00:39:07What dope?
00:39:07It's no f***ing dope.
00:39:11It's the f***ing money.
00:39:13The only thing I know about money
00:39:14is our mutual buddy Mel pays
00:39:15pretty f***ing good.
00:39:17Mel wouldn't do that to me, Mel.
00:39:18Wouldn't do that to me.
00:39:19Mel wouldn't f***ing do that to me, all right?
00:39:21You're lying.
00:39:22Shut up, shut up, shut her up!
00:39:26Mel wouldn't do that.
00:39:28I bet he told you that someone's infringing on his corridor.
00:39:31Is that right?
00:39:31That the story?
00:39:32That the one you got?
00:39:33Hmm?
00:39:34And he sent you here to f***ing figure out who it is.
00:39:36Is that it?
00:39:36Is that getting close?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39Get you out of your f***ing mind.
00:39:41You think someone's actually running their own shit
00:39:43in the wrong Mel's room?
00:39:45You think he doesn't know what's going down here 24-f***ing-7?
00:39:49That someone's got the balls to step up in his shit?
00:39:52And you think there's something to work going on?
00:39:54You think he'd send you three f***ing bimbos here
00:39:56to figure out who it was?
00:40:02I mean, even I'm not that stupid.
00:40:05And I never even got through high school.
00:40:06You're slipping.
00:40:13You're getting sloppy, Billy.
00:40:14What the f*** are you doing here?
00:40:16What the f*** are you doing wearing a cop uniform for?
00:40:18The more prevalent question is,
00:40:20what the hell are you doing here?
00:40:23And why isn't everything taken care of?
00:40:25What?
00:40:26F*** you care.
00:40:27You're not in on this.
00:40:28I care because it's a hot f***ing night,
00:40:31and I've been roasted outside for over an hour,
00:40:33and all your dumbass managed to do was this.
00:40:35Dumb-ass f***er.
00:40:37Shit got out of hand.
00:40:39These two midwives tours motherf***ing leave.
00:40:42And this f***ing cunt here and her two dead sisters
00:40:44decided to shoot up the joint.
00:40:45I didn't plan for this shit.
00:40:47Well, aren't you lucky that I showed up then, huh?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50So quit standing there with your thumb up your ass
00:40:51and help me out here.
00:40:52This b***h is violent.
00:40:53Calm down.
00:40:54Just calm down.
00:40:54Now, will somebody walk me through what happened here, please?
00:40:57They shot us.
00:40:58What?
00:40:58They shot us and they shot my friends.
00:41:01Uh, they?
00:41:01They said they shot us.
00:41:02You're the ones who decided to go off f***ing boogie nights
00:41:04and f***ing shoot up the joint,
00:41:05set up a nuclear f***ing bomb in here.
00:41:07They f***ing shot for the scene, Ronnie.
00:41:10They f***ing shot her.
00:41:12Oh, that's sad.
00:41:13Ronnie, tell this chick what the f*** going on with Mal and everything.
00:41:17All right, help me out of here.
00:41:19I'll get to that.
00:41:20Why is he calling you Ronnie?
00:41:22I thought you said your name was Elmore.
00:41:25Why don't both of you just, just put your guns down
00:41:28before you two kids get hurt here, okay?
00:41:30F*** you, I'm gonna kill this f***ing.
00:41:32Hey, you calm down.
00:41:33Ain't nobody getting killed right now.
00:41:34I am calm.
00:41:35Don't tell me to be calm, Ronnie.
00:41:36I'm calm as a f***ing kid.
00:41:36You sweat like a junkie over there.
00:41:38Now, you just calm the f***ing down, you hear me?
00:41:40What the hell is going on?
00:41:42Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
00:41:43Shut your f***ing mouth, Billy.
00:41:47Who are you? Who are you?
00:41:50Why aren't you doing something?
00:41:52Me?
00:41:55Shit, Tess.
00:41:57You must have a lot of tears, Cloud's nose eyes.
00:42:00Come on.
00:42:00You don't remember me.
00:42:12Come on.
00:42:15Come on!
00:42:18Come on!
00:42:23I am the delivery guy.
00:42:25You all right, Billy?
00:42:43That's the first decent piece of ass I've seen in this place all night.
00:42:47Tell me again, what the f*** are we doing here, man?
00:42:49Just relax, B.
00:42:51It picks up.
00:42:52I'm telling you, man.
00:42:53Later on, this place will be crumbling.
00:42:58Taste the piss, man.
00:42:59Yeah?
00:43:00This place smells like piss.
00:43:02All right?
00:43:03Why are we at cabaret club?
00:43:06Or foreplay?
00:43:06Zebras?
00:43:08All right.
00:43:09Look around.
00:43:12Look at our competition.
00:43:13What competition?
00:43:19Exactly.
00:43:21Any other place?
00:43:22We just know.
00:43:23Here we get free f***ing ring.
00:43:25Free f***ing ring?
00:43:27Of what?
00:43:28King of the ugly b***h.
00:43:30Seriously, I wouldn't f*** any of these chicks with your dick.
00:43:32I feel like I'm getting herpes by just looking at these chicks.
00:43:35I don't know what kind of chicks you're nailing,
00:43:37but I got a stack of hunters burning a hole in my back pocket,
00:43:40and I would rather let my pants flambƩ my f*** off.
00:43:43and pay any of these trailer rats anywhere near my dick.
00:43:46I'm serious.
00:43:48You need to relax, man.
00:43:50I'm not sitting in some putrid shithulker
00:43:51just because you don't feel like you're up for a little competition, man.
00:43:53These bitches should be paying me to be in here.
00:43:56Oh, boy.
00:43:57All right, now finish this s***.
00:43:58Let's get out of here.
00:44:01Anything else you boys want?
00:44:04Wow.
00:44:05All right.
00:44:05All right.
00:44:06Thank you, God.
00:44:07This is what I'm talking about, right?
00:44:08Told you this s*** was legit, right?
00:44:10Oof.
00:44:11Baby, where'd you come from?
00:44:13Huh?
00:44:14Right over there, actually.
00:44:18You got a sexy mouth on you.
00:44:19I love that s***.
00:44:21Look, what do you say you get off work early
00:44:22and we head out to my place?
00:44:24Hmm.
00:44:24Third floor, fair field.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:27You know,
00:44:28I'd love that,
00:44:29but I gotta work, honey.
00:44:31I'll make it worth your while.
00:44:33Oh, that's sweet.
00:44:34But unless you're gonna make it worth my while every day,
00:44:36I got a job to keep.
00:44:37She's got a point, B.
00:44:38You don't make it worth a while, man.
00:44:42Fine.
00:44:43All right.
00:44:43Look,
00:44:44why don't you give me your number
00:44:45and we can get together after your off.
00:44:47Okay?
00:44:48I don't get off until five.
00:44:50But hey,
00:44:51how about you give me your number
00:44:52and I'll call you.
00:44:53Sure.
00:44:57Playing me like a bitch now, right?
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59But do I look like a don't ask to you?
00:45:03No, you look like a good tipper.
00:45:06Tell you what,
00:45:07for one of those bills,
00:45:09I'll hook you up with Charlene over there.
00:45:11She'll take care of you.
00:45:13She'll finish you off
00:45:14before you can even say cocky-doodle-doo.
00:45:16All right,
00:45:17fuck you, Charlene.
00:45:18Okay?
00:45:20I want you.
00:45:22And I told you
00:45:23I don't get off until five,
00:45:24so next time.
00:45:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:27Come on, come on.
00:45:28I think there's a little misunderstanding here,
00:45:30all right?
00:45:31Come on.
00:45:32It's a simple question, right?
00:45:34How much is it gonna take?
00:45:36Oh, no, I understand.
00:45:38Not for sale.
00:45:40Everything's for sale.
00:45:42It's just business, baby.
00:45:44Now, look,
00:45:45you're a smart girl, right?
00:45:46Just give me a number
00:45:47and it's yours.
00:45:49You want a number?
00:45:50Four.
00:45:52Four.
00:45:54400?
00:45:55Inches.
00:45:56That's the size requirement
00:45:57for this ride,
00:45:58and you're two inches
00:45:59under the limit.
00:46:00Sorry.
00:46:01Look, bitch.
00:46:02I don't know
00:46:02who you think you are,
00:46:04but this isn't
00:46:04a multiple-choice question.
00:46:06All right, now,
00:46:06there's a simple answer,
00:46:07and you're gonna give it to me.
00:46:08Hey, man, what do you say?
00:46:09Hey, man,
00:46:10take it easy, man.
00:46:11You like questions?
00:46:14Because I have got
00:46:15a multiple-choice question
00:46:17for you.
00:46:18That A,
00:46:19if they're here,
00:46:21pretend like you enjoy
00:46:22getting sodomized
00:46:23by a charge over there,
00:46:25you might like it,
00:46:27or B,
00:46:28you can keep
00:46:29mouthing off
00:46:31and get the record
00:46:32for the quickest
00:46:33loss of your teeth,
00:46:34which I can make happen
00:46:36to you for no charge.
00:46:38No charge.
00:46:40Or,
00:46:41si,
00:46:43you can pick up
00:46:43your jacket,
00:46:45you and your boyfriend
00:46:45can calmly walk out,
00:46:47drive away,
00:46:48and never come
00:46:50into this club again.
00:46:50no.
00:46:51No.
00:46:53Hidado,
00:46:54Hidado,
00:46:55I want you
00:46:57to take care of me
00:46:58because I want you
00:46:59to make the right choice.
00:47:04Just see, man.
00:47:06See, man,
00:47:07he's saying see.
00:47:07Come on, man,
00:47:08go break his arm.
00:47:09I got out.
00:47:09You want me
00:47:12to break his arm?
00:47:13No, no.
00:47:14I can break his arm
00:47:15if you want me to.
00:47:16You sure?
00:47:19May your friend answer.
00:47:21May your friend answer?
00:47:22Yes, yes.
00:47:23Answer?
00:47:24Si, si.
00:47:25Si.
00:47:26Please.
00:47:27Si as in yes?
00:47:28Si, yes, yes.
00:47:29Or si, si.
00:47:30Si.
00:47:30Si as in yes,
00:47:31I'll let you go.
00:47:32Please.
00:47:33Si.
00:47:33Si.
00:47:34It's a good answer.
00:47:36It's a good answer.
00:47:37I don't have to
00:47:37get bloody today.
00:47:39I don't have
00:47:41to get bloody today.
00:47:42Adios.
00:47:43Go.
00:47:44Vamanos.
00:47:45Hey, man.
00:47:49Wow.
00:47:51Thanks.
00:47:53I'm Jessica.
00:47:54Of course you are.
00:47:55It's a beautiful name.
00:47:58Hey,
00:47:58what is
00:48:00Eduardo?
00:48:04What?
00:48:05Do you know what?
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Come on.
00:48:08Come on.
00:48:09Come on.
00:48:10You know what?
00:48:12Come on.
00:48:2120 bucks.
00:48:25An old condom.
00:48:27A punch card for
00:48:32a lava latte.
00:48:34Fucking Maricom.
00:48:35You can't even drink
00:48:36espresso.
00:48:39I'm a scar.
00:48:42Con yo.
00:48:43It's a great hole.
00:48:45You really clean up
00:48:45on this one.
00:48:47Someone
00:48:47who wants to meet you.
00:48:51Come on.
00:48:52I'm poison.
00:49:15One.
00:49:15Two.
00:49:16Two.
00:49:16Oh, nice house.
00:49:40It is.
00:49:41Yours?
00:49:42I'm just a delivery guy.
00:49:44The gate is open.
00:49:46You just know.
00:49:47Hey.
00:49:49Hey.
00:49:50Don't forget me.
00:49:52And don't worry.
00:49:54I will never let anything happen to you.
00:49:57You will come out as fresh as the AC.
00:50:02I am for you.
00:50:06I am for you.
00:50:08I am heartless.
00:50:11I thought you told me you love a man in uniform.
00:50:14That was two years ago.
00:50:16I saw you for 15 minutes.
00:50:20Yes, but I remember you.
00:50:22You were always special to me.
00:50:24But hey, I won't hold it against you.
00:50:28Mel never did encourage Frank Schicks and most of his staff.
00:50:30Right, Billy?
00:50:31Well, how many times did I tell you?
00:50:39Don't open the door to my house.
00:50:41Unless I open it.
00:50:43Hey, baby, how you doing?
00:50:44Good to see you.
00:50:45You want a drink?
00:50:48He's just moving around a little bit.
00:50:50That's all.
00:50:50That's Darla.
00:50:52He's a good friend of mine.
00:50:55Clean it up.
00:50:55Nice tits, but...
00:50:59You'll really sit down anywhere.
00:51:03Feel free.
00:51:04No, I wouldn't sit right there.
00:51:06No, you'll never know.
00:51:07We had a little party here last night,
00:51:09and there was an accident in that chair.
00:51:11But sit anywhere else besides that.
00:51:14It's really...
00:51:15You know, I like pecans.
00:51:19I love pecans, really.
00:51:20It's my favorite food.
00:51:21I don't think God has made a better food than pecans.
00:51:27Thanks.
00:51:28My God, I like them.
00:51:31I mean, that's just a...
00:51:32What do you think?
00:51:34I don't know.
00:51:36Allergies?
00:51:37No.
00:51:38Not allergies?
00:51:40Well, in that case, have some pecans.
00:51:44Just playing, but I'm not.
00:51:46But I kind of am.
00:51:48I do like pecans.
00:51:51They reduce your risk of gallstones.
00:51:58I should know.
00:51:59I had one.
00:52:01Hurt like a motherfucker right across here at the abdomen.
00:52:07I had it sonically treated.
00:52:10Zapped it.
00:52:12No gallstone.
00:52:17Pete Rose had a gallstone.
00:52:18Weird, isn't it?
00:52:21You think Charlie Hustle had the same gallstone I had?
00:52:24Who's that?
00:52:26A baseball fan?
00:52:28Not really, no.
00:52:29I wouldn't call myself a fan.
00:52:32My mom used to take me to some minor league games.
00:52:35Your mom?
00:52:36Yeah.
00:52:37Was a baseball fan?
00:52:38She, uh, she did it for my brother, really.
00:52:43Dad, not a baseball fan?
00:52:45Not exactly.
00:52:46I do find you interesting.
00:52:55An interesting girl.
00:52:58Tess.
00:52:59With one S.
00:53:02Wow.
00:53:03Impressive.
00:53:04You officially know everything about me.
00:53:07Well, I don't know everything about you.
00:53:11And I'm not sure it's official.
00:53:13But yeah, I know some things.
00:53:15And how's that?
00:53:17I always try to find out as much information as I can about the people I'm planning on offering a job to.
00:53:23Job.
00:53:25Mm-hmm.
00:53:25I already have a job.
00:53:27I work in the little shithole down on 3rd and Coulson.
00:53:31No, no, no.
00:53:31It's a place called Spiro's.
00:53:33I don't know if you know it.
00:53:34Spiro's.
00:53:35Strip club.
00:53:35Yeah, it's a shithole.
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:37Strip club.
00:53:37Dump.
00:53:38Dump.
00:53:40Dump.
00:53:41I've been dumped for a long time.
00:53:43I know.
00:53:44I own it.
00:53:47The reason I pulled you out of that bullshit nightclub is because I thought that what I had to offer you would be interesting.
00:53:55Something that's better than going to the bar, going down there and talking to the local guys and letting them touch you and just getting groped every night.
00:54:06You know what?
00:54:06You got the wrong girl.
00:54:07It's an hour.
00:54:08I don't do that.
00:54:09I'm sorry.
00:54:10Neither do I.
00:54:11I serve drinks and I look cute.
00:54:13That's it.
00:54:15You do both those things really well.
00:54:20You also do something else really well.
00:54:24You know what I'm talking about?
00:54:26You know what I'm talking about?
00:54:26Do I look like a cop?
00:54:41If I was a cop, I would have turned your dumb ass in by now.
00:54:46Oh, shit.
00:54:47Ronnie would have done that by now.
00:54:52That was Ronnie out there, you know.
00:54:54Did he tell you his name?
00:54:55Yeah, probably not.
00:54:59Anyway, that's Ronnie.
00:55:02But I do empathize with your problem.
00:55:05Who doesn't want money?
00:55:09Who doesn't want it?
00:55:10Who doesn't need it?
00:55:11Who doesn't have bills to pay?
00:55:13I empathize to the nth degree.
00:55:16Because God knows it takes a special girl that knows how to do what you do.
00:55:25Lifting wallets?
00:55:27Yeah.
00:55:29That's a skill.
00:55:35I would say that you got some balls, woman.
00:55:39You got some balls to clank when you walk down the street.
00:55:42No offense.
00:55:44I'm taking.
00:55:44I'm going to get another drink.
00:55:48I'm going to put a little bit more in there.
00:55:50Let me get you one.
00:55:51So come on, I'll buy you a drink.
00:56:02He is a businessman.
00:56:04And this is just a business.
00:56:08But for me, this is the business of my heart.
00:56:15The business of your heart.
00:56:19The business of your heart?
00:56:22You let us walk into this, remember?
00:56:25My friends are dead because of you, you f***ing maniac.
00:56:30What do you think was going to happen?
00:56:33You think you are going to work for a few years, collect your 401k, and retire to Boca Raton?
00:56:41You are a drug pusher, Tess.
00:56:44You exchange drugs for a living.
00:57:02F***ing Pete Rose.
00:57:03F***, f***ing baseball.
00:57:10I'm a football girl.
00:57:13I like Roger Starbuck.
00:57:15So don't sing me the goddamn national anthem like I give a f***.
00:57:20Do you think I was lifting those wallets just to f*** myself off?
00:57:28See, I'm just a simple girl who appreciates a buck or two.
00:57:31But that's not why I lifted those wallets.
00:57:33I did it because I'm good at it.
00:57:36And f*** you for not noticing sooner.
00:57:41So do me the goddamn courtesy and stop talking to me like I'm your f***ing date on prom night.
00:57:48Like, I don't know what you do.
00:57:51Come on, let's not waste any more time.
00:57:54I'm willing and able because I can.
00:57:58I marked you.
00:58:08Pecan?
00:58:12I prefer walnuts.
00:58:14But I'll eat your f***ing pecans all day long.
00:58:18Mel?
00:58:29Goddamn.
00:58:33Congratulations.
00:58:36Come on.
00:58:39Walk outside.
00:58:43What do you know about coke?
00:58:44Do you think you can bungle two million dollars worth of coke and just walk away?
00:58:53This last job, it was your last?
00:58:58You never answered the question, Ronnie.
00:59:01What the f*** are you doing here?
00:59:02You know?
00:59:04I am glad you asked.
00:59:12Actually, Billy.
00:59:14I am going to need you to hand over the money.
00:59:17All of it.
00:59:17What the f*** are you talking about?
00:59:20What are you doing, Ronnie?
00:59:22Don't make this difficult, Billy.
00:59:24Now, there is an easy way.
00:59:26And there is a hard way.
00:59:28And I will let you choose.
00:59:30F*** you.
00:59:31F*** you.
00:59:31What the f***, what the f***, Ronnie?
00:59:36What the f*** are you doing?
00:59:38I told you.
00:59:39You can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
00:59:43And apparently, you are choosing the latter.
00:59:45I didn't choose s***, Ronnie.
00:59:46Take your f***ing gun off of me.
00:59:48You have some dignity, Billy.
00:59:50You are screaming like a f***ing schoolgirl.
00:59:52Now, I am getting mine.
00:59:54And you are going to get it.
00:59:55And that is all there is to it.
00:59:57Because I am done, Billy.
00:59:59I am done.
00:59:59What about the cop?
01:00:00You shot a f***ing cop, Ronnie.
01:00:02I did not shoot the cop.
01:00:05You shot the cop.
01:00:06Me?
01:00:07What the f*** are you talking about?
01:00:08I didn't shoot a cop.
01:00:10You're f***ing delusional, Ronnie.
01:00:12Do you think I expected you to just hand over the money?
01:00:15What about Mel?
01:00:15What are you going to tell Mel?
01:00:16That you shot me?
01:00:18Over the money he paid me to get rid of these f***ing c***s?
01:00:20You let me worry about Mel, okay?
01:00:22What's he talking about, Ronnie?
01:00:23What do you mean, what is he talking about?
01:00:24It's a setup.
01:00:25Open your f***ing eyes.
01:00:27Can't you see the way he's acting?
01:00:29He was going to wait for you three b***s to be dead.
01:00:31And then he was going to waltz in here.
01:00:32And he was going to shoot me for my money.
01:00:35Which, by the way, I don't f***ing have.
01:00:38You know you are.
01:00:39That's right.
01:00:40That's right.
01:00:41See, after you steal a money,
01:00:44you die violently in a shootout with the unlucky deputy outside.
01:00:47While trying to make your daring escape.
01:00:51Then I take one of these unlucky ladies,
01:00:53throw her in the trunk, take off, and bang.
01:00:56She disappears with the money,
01:00:57and it's never her firm again.
01:01:00That's me and her, Ronnie.
01:01:02What about you?
01:01:02What the f*** are you going to do?
01:01:04I was never here.
01:01:06Wait, I thought you said there wasn't any money.
01:01:07What money?
01:01:08The money Mel paid him to get rid of Yusri.
01:01:11I told you it's not here.
01:01:13I don't have it.
01:01:15Ronnie, it's me, Billy.
01:01:18Why don't you put your gun down?
01:01:22And let's kill this f***ing chick and let's get out of here together.
01:01:27That is not going to happen.
01:01:30I was planning on leaving myself.
01:01:32But now that we are involved in this little pickle,
01:01:35I'm going to have to take the task with me.
01:01:40Her?
01:01:41Come on, Ronnie.
01:01:43I'll give you Jesse's half.
01:01:45I'll give you all of it.
01:01:47I thought you said the money wasn't here.
01:01:50What is it?
01:01:50No, it isn't here.
01:01:52There's no cake here, Ronnie.
01:01:54I'll give it to you when I get it.
01:01:55You know Mel,
01:01:56it doesn't let anybody get no cash.
01:01:58You of all people should know that.
01:01:59You are lying, Billy.
01:02:01Lying?
01:02:01I'm the only one here that's on the level, Ronnie.
01:02:06I don't think so.
01:02:24I saw you.
01:02:26I saw the money.
01:02:28Oh, come on, Ronnie.
01:02:29That was our f***ing money.
01:02:31Who was it then?
01:02:34It was this.
01:02:36The tools.
01:02:37The guns.
01:02:39Why is Mel doing this?
01:02:41I don't know why you are so confused.
01:02:45You know the policy.
01:02:47Policy?
01:02:47What policy?
01:02:49Do you think that Mel gives two chits about you?
01:02:54He is not there for you like I am.
01:02:57I have always been there for you.
01:02:58But, man, no strikes.
01:03:03You f***ing once, you are dumb.
01:03:06Isn't that right, Billy?
01:03:09He has always done this.
01:03:12He is paranoid.
01:03:15Do you remember that Chicky told you about?
01:03:18The one that went on vacation?
01:03:19Come to Cancun.
01:03:43Welcome to Cancun.
01:03:46In case the pieces are a little f***ed,
01:03:48this is why Billy is here.
01:03:52And this is how I f***ed you.
01:03:55I wasn't there to protect you like every other job.
01:03:58I've been there for you every time.
01:04:00Every time.
01:04:01But just one time.
01:04:03Just the last time.
01:04:05If I had been there,
01:04:06we wouldn't be in this mess.
01:04:08What are you talking about?
01:04:10You f***ed her, honey.
01:04:12Your stupid f***ing plan is flawed.
01:04:14This chick doesn't even know you.
01:04:17Know me?
01:04:19What the f*** do you know about love?
01:04:25This.
01:04:26I know you see it.
01:04:29I saw it in your eyes in the club.
01:04:33What?
01:04:34What did you see in my eyes?
01:04:37You can't tell me that it wasn't there.
01:04:39I saw it.
01:04:41It was there.
01:04:42There's nothing there.
01:04:44There's nothing there.
01:04:44You know you are getting on my f***ing nerves, Billy.
01:04:47You think Mel's gonna stand for this?
01:04:50And you think in your wildest f***ing delusions,
01:04:52this f***ing is even interested in you?
01:04:53You're going to treat this woman with respect.
01:04:56If you call her...
01:04:57a f***ing bitch.
01:04:59Again.
01:04:59I will shoot you dead.
01:05:03I will shoot you dead.
01:05:06Now, Mel is the reason why I'm here.
01:05:09He is becoming careless.
01:05:12He's becoming senile.
01:05:13All it does is crack me guns all day.
01:05:18That's why I'm retired.
01:05:19I came here to collect my pension.
01:05:23And now I'm going to collect my girl.
01:05:24Your girl.
01:05:27I'm not your girl.
01:05:29I'm not your f***ing girl.
01:05:30This mess is because of you.
01:05:32You understand?
01:05:33This is not because of Mel.
01:05:35Mel wouldn't do this.
01:05:36I'm so glad you are such an expert on Mel.
01:05:38How many times have you talked to him
01:05:40over the last three months?
01:05:44Once?
01:05:46I work with the guy every day.
01:05:48I know Mel.
01:05:49Yeah, I know Mel, too, okay?
01:05:51I know Mel.
01:05:52This is just...
01:05:53This is all just a test.
01:05:54It's a test.
01:05:55You think this is a big test?
01:05:57Does that look like a f***ing joke to you?
01:05:59Will you please shoot this girl
01:06:01and let's get the f*** out of here?
01:06:02I'm not going to ask you again, Billy,
01:06:04to calm down.
01:06:08F***ing you, Ronnie.
01:06:12You know what?
01:06:16Since you are being such a...
01:06:18a brave girl,
01:06:20and Billy here is...
01:06:21is a whiny little bitch,
01:06:24I'm going to make a deal with you.
01:06:26You don't have to tell me, yes or no.
01:06:31You just have to show.
01:06:35I want you to shoot him,
01:06:36and then we will walk away together
01:06:39and disappear.
01:06:42Don't listen to him.
01:06:45But if you don't,
01:06:47I am going to have to...
01:06:50I will have to shoot you both.
01:06:53He's full of s***.
01:06:55He'll shoot you before you ever get a shot off
01:06:56once I'm f***ing dead.
01:06:58Look at what he's doing.
01:07:00He's double-crossing Mel,
01:07:01now he's double-crossing us.
01:07:02You don't want to end up like your friends, you.
01:07:05I'm telling you, he's a f***ing liar.
01:07:07He's going to f*** you like he's f***ed all of us.
01:07:09He's going to shoot us,
01:07:11and he's going to take the money.
01:07:12Will you shut the f*** up, Billy,
01:07:13and let...
01:07:14let the girl think for f***'s sake.
01:07:17Let her make her own decision.
01:07:20How do I know you're telling the truth?
01:07:22I came in freely of my own accord.
01:07:25Didn't I?
01:07:25Liar.
01:07:26I could have...
01:07:28I could have...
01:07:29did you both quickly like I did then,
01:07:31but I didn't.
01:07:33Thought I could walk in here
01:07:33and put a couple of minutes,
01:07:34but he's stuck.
01:07:35You're stuck, Ronnie.
01:07:39Yes.
01:07:48Marry me.
01:07:49I love you.
01:07:56I'm telling you,
01:07:57he's on the f***ing insane train.
01:08:02You're going to have to shoot him now.
01:08:06You're a f***ing psychopath.
01:08:08Make your decision.
01:08:09Don't do it.
01:08:10He's insane.
01:08:11Two.
01:08:13One.
01:08:13Don't.
01:08:15Shoot him.
01:08:15Don't.
01:08:20Julian.
01:08:22You can't do it.
01:08:22Julian, don't.
01:08:32I am so sad.
01:08:34But you make this decision.
01:08:37We could have work.
01:08:41I ain't sorry to...
01:08:42No, no, no, no, wait, wait.
01:08:42I'll do it, I'll do it.
01:08:43I'll do it.
01:08:44I'll kill him.
01:08:45I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
01:08:45I'll shoot him.
01:08:48This is great.
01:08:50I knew that you, uh...
01:08:52Don't.
01:08:53You would make the right decision.
01:08:54You can shoot me.
01:08:59Don't shoot me.
01:09:01There is no money.
01:09:03Ronnie,
01:09:04there's no f***ing money.
01:09:07Don't shoot me.
01:09:08You need me to do the countdown again.
01:09:10Don't.
01:09:10Listen.
01:09:11Three.
01:09:12No.
01:09:12Don't f***ing shoot me.
01:09:14Who?
01:09:14Listen to me.
01:09:15Don't.
01:09:15Go on.
01:09:20You're a f***ing
01:09:23You're a f***ing
01:10:54Oh, love is past the love of love.
01:11:03And love is free while it's due.
01:11:11But love grows cold.
01:11:15I do well.
01:11:16And love grows cold.
01:11:21And fades away like morning dew.
01:11:28And fades away like morning dew.
01:11:35Coffee.
01:11:39Coffee is good for her.
01:11:49I am dumb.
01:11:58I am dumb.
01:12:02Don't.
01:12:03Don't even know who the f**k I am anymore.
01:12:11I know who the hell the f**k I am.
01:12:16I am going to tell you a little story, Ronnie.
01:12:19A parable.
01:12:21You know what a parable is, right?
01:12:24Like out of the Bible?
01:12:25Yeah.
01:12:26Well, a long time ago, these cowboys and Indians were involved in a big fight.
01:12:33American Indians, pre-casino.
01:12:35Big fight.
01:12:36Big fight.
01:12:37Arrows, bullets.
01:12:38You know how it goes.
01:12:39One of these cowboys, let's call him Bucky.
01:12:48Bucky gets himself captured by one of the Indians.
01:12:51It's not just any Indian.
01:12:52It's a big Indian.
01:12:53Big world famous f**king Indian.
01:12:55Chief Running Bear.
01:12:58So Bucky thinks he's s**t.
01:13:00He thinks his life is over.
01:13:02He's going to be killed.
01:13:03But Running Bear, instead of killing him, he takes him back to the tribe.
01:13:08And he forgets all about being a cowboy.
01:13:12Gets all its cowboy ways.
01:13:16Old Bucky doesn't want for nothing.
01:13:20As you can imagine, him and Running Bear got very close.
01:13:25Very close.
01:13:27Running Bear makes Bucky his consigliere.
01:13:30Bucky makes heavy wampum.
01:13:35Heavy wampum.
01:13:38You know what happens next?
01:13:41He makes a mistake.
01:13:45He just started to get restless.
01:13:52He didn't have enough.
01:13:53No, no.
01:13:54He starts forgetting everything that Running Bear had done for him.
01:14:00He looks at Running Bear and he goes, look at this motherfucker.
01:14:04Drinking too much fire water, smoking too much peace pipe.
01:14:09I can do it better than him.
01:14:12He just says f**k.
01:14:17Then he starts f**king Running Bear.
01:14:23Then he f**ked.
01:14:26And not no Brokeback Mountain kind of f**k.
01:14:35You follow me, Ronnie?
01:14:37The moment that he starts to f**k Running Bear, he loses something.
01:14:46Do you know what he lost?
01:14:49He lost f**king respect for him.
01:14:53Respect.
01:14:55Why?
01:14:56Because he's gonna lost respect.
01:15:00In that moment, the cowboy loses everything.
01:15:05He lost a thing that was most important to him.
01:15:10And for what?
01:15:12For what, Ronnie?
01:15:14So you could steal a couple more furs?
01:15:20All I needed was to have something for myself.
01:15:27Well, something that would let me know who I was.
01:15:32I've been working with you seven years.
01:15:36Seven years.
01:15:38I always liked you.
01:15:44I always looked after you.
01:15:47I never trusted you.
01:15:50Trust doesn't exist in this world, does it?
01:15:54No.
01:15:55No, it does not.
01:15:58It does not.
01:16:00I know you've been stealing.
01:16:03Was this like some kind of goodbye present?
01:16:07All this?
01:16:09What a running bear.
01:16:10It was one day, man.
01:16:11You had a heart.
01:16:12Once.
01:16:13Yeah, mercy.
01:16:14Understood mercy once.
01:16:19Can he set the cowboy free?
01:16:24In the desert?
01:16:25All alone?
01:16:28Can he set the cowboy free in the desert, alone?
01:16:39How the fuck would Running Man do that?
01:16:43Set the cowboy free?
01:16:49Well, I don't think that's gonna happen.
01:16:52He sets the cowboy free. He knows that eventually, someday, that cowboy's gonna come back and start fucking him again.
01:17:05What we gonna do now, man?
01:17:09You know what we do.
01:17:11Maybe I fucked up. Maybe I made a mistake.
01:17:16Maybe I was desperate.
01:17:18Just trying to get something to feel, you know, anything, anything.
01:17:21But I ain't going back to where I was.
01:17:26Going back to the way I was.
01:17:28Oh, I wouldn't do that to you, Ronnie.
01:17:30I wouldn't send you back.
01:17:32You know why?
01:17:35Because Running Bear has respect.
01:17:43There's never any money, was there?
01:17:47Not for you, cowboy.
01:17:48Why don't you tell me a story?
01:17:53I like that, uh, that cowboy story. I like that one.
01:17:57Only this time could you, could you let the cowboy, the cowgirl, ride off into the sunset together.
01:18:06Something, something, something good, something, with a happy end.
01:18:20All out of stories.
01:18:22Sorry, cowboy.
01:18:24It's been nice knowing you.
01:18:26What happened, boy?
01:18:27It's been nice to meet you.
01:18:33It's been nice to see when you hang out.
01:18:38Say that all the otherued food you look
01:18:49Please please watch me vlog.
01:18:51on the other side of the river
01:18:55hey baby
01:18:59Tess what's up
01:19:21Toss it
01:19:44Tess what's up
01:20:14Tess what's up
01:20:44Tess what's up
01:20:46Tess what's up
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