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Corrie Kylie vs Maria & Mary Taylor 29th September 2014 Ep 1
TV Critic 02
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00:00
Oh, dammit.
00:01
Well, that'll be down to dear old Mrs Dugdon.
00:03
She's got hair like a merino sheath.
00:05
You know, rather than sitting her in a chair,
00:07
I'd be better off shoving her between my knees.
00:10
Who wants a coffee?
00:11
I do.
00:12
Er, yeah, Tara.
00:14
Kylie?
00:16
Planet Earth to Kylie.
00:18
What?
00:19
Yeah, she'll have a coffee.
00:21
I reckon she needs one.
00:22
She's just worried about Max, that's all.
00:24
I can answer for myself, you know.
00:26
Well, you know, all I can say is he was as good as gold for me
00:29
when you went to that cricket match.
00:31
Well, yeah, he's on his meds now, so he's bound to be a lot calmer.
00:34
Is that a good thing?
00:35
Er, yeah.
00:37
You'd be worried, mate.
00:39
I don't want to go sedating Liam, not without a flaming good reason.
00:42
Hold on.
00:43
What, are you trying to say you think we're doing this for a laugh?
00:45
Kylie.
00:46
No, no, I just meant that you'd have to be a last resort, that's all.
00:49
Of course it's a last resort, you stupid cow.
00:51
What kind of people do you think we are?
00:53
All right, love, come on, now calm down.
00:55
Calm down.
00:56
She thinks we're feeding our son chemicals for the sake of a quiet life.
00:59
I didn't say that.
01:00
Just make the coffee, Maria, please.
01:02
Oh, don't bother on my account, you can stick your coffee.
01:05
Oh, leave us all over and then...
01:07
Mind out.
01:09
Er, don't you mean excuse me?
01:10
No, I mean shift.
01:11
Hey, hey, now stop it, you two.
01:13
I could take my clippers to the atmosphere in here this morning.
01:17
Yeah, we'll need to go and get some of that unblocker today,
01:19
either that or goldfish.
01:21
Yeah, OK.
01:22
We'll get it on the way to the old folks' home.
01:25
Oh, is that today?
01:26
Yes, two o'clock.
01:28
Hmm, 50 shades of grey, I can't work.
01:30
Look, I'm...
01:31
Is it a good idea leaving these two in the room?
01:33
Yeah, well, needs must.
01:34
Now, listen up, you pair.
01:37
David and I have got to go out,
01:38
so I don't want any argy-bargy when we've gone, understand?
01:42
Well, don't look at me.
01:43
She's the one with the cob on.
01:44
I've not got a problem.
01:46
Keep talking and expert assistance, of course.
01:48
But as such, I feel I have a responsibility
01:50
to present it to its best effect.
01:54
How about a number one?
01:56
I'm sorry?
01:56
If you reckon your hair's such a problem,
01:58
why not shave it off?
01:59
Don't you have something better to be doing?
02:01
No, and quite frankly,
02:02
I'm sick of listening to her whining.
02:04
What does she expect you to do?
02:05
I mean, with the best will in the world,
02:06
you're either going to walk out looking like Kim Kardashian, are you?
02:08
Kim John-Whatsit, maybe.
02:10
I beg your pardon?
02:11
You insulted me last time I was here.
02:13
Do you enjoy it?
02:14
Beat sweeping up and making coffee.
02:16
Mary, just take another one.
02:18
Oi, back off you!
02:19
If all you're here to do is insult the clients,
02:21
then you're going to be no use to us.
02:22
Well, if that's how you feel, fine.
02:25
What are you doing?
02:26
You've got appointments.
02:27
Not anymore.
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