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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You're history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:09To be fair, we thought it was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:39Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:57Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:27Bye.
00:04:35These are great.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:45Hi.
00:04:50Michelangelo.
00:04:51Oh, hello.
00:04:52Nice to meet you.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I...
00:04:57Couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end take from you.
00:05:47Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:33Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know
00:07:38how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight
00:07:43and
00:07:44make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Peggy.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia,
00:07:59Amelia, you look bellissimo.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone
00:08:09I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course,
00:08:14everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well,
00:08:18Amelia, meet
00:08:19Michelangelo,
00:08:20my son.
00:08:22I believe you both
00:08:23bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I
00:08:37suppose I'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished
00:08:41business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself
00:08:43a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'll be really hard.
00:08:46Hey,
00:08:47arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean,
00:09:14it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones,
00:09:20okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being
00:09:24your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like
00:09:29Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update
00:09:33your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded
00:09:39like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:41I don't need to do what I say.
00:09:46For me another.
00:09:48I told you,
00:09:49I'm...
00:09:50Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product.
00:10:12Oh.
00:10:13Asshole.
00:10:14You crazy bitch.
00:10:18Amelia.
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me
00:10:22another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out.
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:31My son,
00:10:31he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why
00:10:34I invited you.
00:10:36Go forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:46Amelia needs money
00:10:47to pay for her sister's
00:10:48cancer treatment.
00:10:49cancer.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets
00:11:08what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well,
00:11:13it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to
00:11:17get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry
00:11:25the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry
00:11:28someone who picks up
00:11:28dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't
00:11:31pose in my
00:11:31tidy-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo,
00:11:34look,
00:11:34you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can
00:11:37run our business.
00:11:38And the best way
00:11:38to do that
00:11:39is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45See?
00:11:46There's something
00:11:47uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:52we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah,
00:11:53we were like
00:11:54pizza and
00:11:55Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably
00:12:02thinking I'm just
00:12:02some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing
00:12:05or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus,
00:12:13isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia,
00:12:18you do want to help
00:12:19your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:24to this arrangement.
00:12:25What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to
00:12:50agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to
00:12:54lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to
00:12:56lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lawyers have already
00:13:10drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son,
00:13:12we are going to need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15Right in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself
00:13:18look decent at once.
00:13:19You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period
00:13:23of 30 days.
00:13:25Followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's
00:13:32not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:35you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:37to avoid any suspicion,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:39Look,
00:13:40there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has
00:13:47to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign here.
00:14:13Salute
00:14:13to the new couple.
00:14:16So,
00:14:25your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying
00:14:28at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So this is
00:14:43Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum
00:14:46in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:04Whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:16Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look,
00:15:25I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:28I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:31It's electric.
00:15:31Oh,
00:15:37by the way,
00:15:39this is gonna work.
00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:45You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well,
00:16:12things change when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help
00:16:18pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So,
00:16:20I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:30Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh!
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:39Like,
00:16:40start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's
00:16:48been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know,
00:17:01that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:12We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to go out, baby?
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:07I love the artwork.
00:18:11Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:29A little good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know,
00:18:41if you'd like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:54Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:02my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:16Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:26I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:20:03Later.
00:20:03And, um,
00:20:06don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry. I had one so many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No. What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:38Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:46Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:49My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really...
00:21:24hungover.
00:21:25I'm over.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:28Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:44You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02But I...
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:21I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Wooper driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:25How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:37I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52I'm going to have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:29I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:37It's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:48I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:18Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:28It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:47Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:48Come on, dad.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:59Wow!
00:25:59Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi.
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:07you're engaged remember and this is our new palette it's Matt's collection he
00:26:21really liked these colors so we did them twice but yeah that's presentation by me
00:26:28what dad what a day dad it's not even lunchtime yet look at you you got so lazy just sitting
00:26:44around taking pictures of yourself all the time just stick with it will you kid hard work does
00:26:50pay off let me just look at Amelia what about her she comes from nothing son nobody taught her how
00:26:57to run a business but she just worked hard and now now sharing some money doing what she loves I
00:27:03guess that's impressive see see it is I hope she rubs off on you a little you know I just hope I
00:27:11don't get that uptight breaks over
00:27:27well not too bad one day down 40 more years to go now this is the time when you go home with
00:27:45Amelia you talk about the day's work raise you closer together comfort each other just like your
00:27:52mom and I used to do you know I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight tonight
00:28:04shit when am I gonna tell Chantel I promise we Netflix a bang tonight the LA zoo fundraiser lights
00:28:12camera red carpet perfect time to announce our lovely new edition don't you think it's a bit soon dad I
00:28:21mean we just signed the contract what's the matter you're getting along aren't you yeah just really
00:28:29starting to warm up to each other all right so it's all settled I'll see you at eight o'clock
00:28:34tonight in the limo and so remind me why are we getting makeovers done again because I want to do
00:28:59something nice for my favorite big sister and and you know I never splurge on stuff like this but
00:29:08since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better
00:29:14not let that hair down sorry just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:29:27that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot buy that dress ASAP
00:29:46leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:29:53so
00:29:58and
00:30:00as
00:30:06you
00:30:08mm
00:30:08you
00:30:10you
00:30:12you
00:30:12you
00:30:15What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:33Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:43The man-whore house is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:49Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:57I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:59Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right.
00:31:11Hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:36Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts
00:32:26often i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar
00:32:31beer kind of place yeah but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow
00:32:37the ip treatment you look like one thanks jenny hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room
00:32:50after hope you like it break a leg
00:33:07rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:16good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson
00:33:29one more please
00:33:32but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:39jake you guys are great
00:33:47you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who
00:33:54you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:34:07you want some a little drink
00:34:09yeah thank you
00:34:12so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:28that's awesome
00:34:29when i get my record deal i can finally
00:34:31finally quit my job focus on music full time
00:34:35you're gonna quit dog walking
00:34:37i thought you liked it
00:34:39i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:43i don't like dogs that much i'm more of a cat person
00:34:47a cat person
00:34:49who doesn't like dogs even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:57i just want to relax
00:34:59have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:06i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:08now i'm not sure
00:35:09we have nothing in common
00:35:11is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:17what the heck
00:35:18i'm tipsy
00:35:19he's cute
00:35:20michelangelo had his fun
00:35:21now i can have mine
00:35:36looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:40what's going on
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:35:42the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you're coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo
00:35:51back off dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:55she's my fiance
00:35:56so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58jake i can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this
00:36:12is for making me uber
00:36:14all the way to fucking sober
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to you
00:36:19i can't believe you did that
00:36:26after your high and mighty speech
00:36:27you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:36:31following me around
00:36:31just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around
00:36:36you know what i get it
00:36:38you saw me with chantelle last night
00:36:40and now you're jealous
00:36:41me jealous
00:36:43did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:36:46like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:36:51i have a name
00:36:52wait what are you doing
00:36:54that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:57oh fine
00:36:59i'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00go back to ancient rome
00:37:01and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art
00:37:03your money
00:37:04your stupid mansion
00:37:05for treating me
00:37:06like shit
00:37:07that's from the renaissance
00:37:09you are history's worst nightmare
00:37:11i tried to make this work with you
00:37:12we signed a contract
00:37:14for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement
00:37:17would be anything more than a business transaction
00:37:19you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait
00:37:24well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you
00:37:29you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33i fucking hate you
00:37:35i fucking hate you more
00:37:37you
00:37:38i've been looking at them
00:37:38you
00:37:39i'm trying to get in the room
00:37:40i'm trying to get in the room
00:37:41while
00:37:42i'm out of the room
00:37:43but i'd do the room
00:37:43to have the room
00:37:44so you're going to be
00:37:44to have it
00:37:45in your room
00:37:45and come in
00:37:46and get in the room
00:37:47and get in the room
00:37:48to have it
00:37:48or do you want to be
00:37:49you want to see
00:37:50you want to see
00:38:51Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:06We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:12If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:42The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:02We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did miss Dredgen.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:19Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually,
00:40:21it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:39He and I are nothing alike,
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game,
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score again and again,
00:40:46and...
00:40:48you get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:59Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:05Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:11We should talk about it closely.
00:42:37I'm sorry.
00:42:38I'm not very good with words.
00:42:44Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:48We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:50And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:57You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:53Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:54I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:44:00But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:04Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:13I know you felt it, too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:27I felt it, too.
00:44:28So, why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:39And I'm open to you.
00:44:56Oh, man.
00:44:57I'm sorry.
00:44:57Don't act like you didn't hear me.
00:44:58so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:45:29episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:46:04together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:43we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:47you think so
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:59gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park
00:48:10mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:17so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:26so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:36let me try
00:48:38that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right i should work less
00:49:00if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:28have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:30what's that
00:49:36special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:41but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01no kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a core script
00:50:07what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:13you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:42no
00:50:43my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:14i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:51:19that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:24this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:35just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:03no no it's fine
00:52:04i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:05love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19sorry
00:53:19reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:24talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36yeah
00:53:41hey my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:46what's that
00:53:47he's
00:53:48right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49how's that
00:53:50Oh, yeah, now, here's mine, right?
00:53:56Just like that, huh?
00:53:58Yeah, even got one for Big Brother, right there.
00:54:02Come to Papa.
00:54:04Yes, my boy.
00:54:06All right, all right.
00:54:08So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:12Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:17He says the band is free.
00:54:19You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21That we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:26Well, all right, then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big.
00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:37What?
00:54:38Something wrong with me?
00:54:40No.
00:54:41Everything is great.
00:54:43It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48I mean, that's our thing.
00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:55Wow, I never thought of that.
00:54:59You have a very good point there.
00:55:02I'm very impressed.
00:55:05You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:07I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:15Love?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:21He's cute.
00:55:22All right, all right.
00:55:24Change of deal.
00:55:25Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:55:28And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:55:30a wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:35No Coldplay.
00:55:43So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:47It's not working.
00:55:49I know it.
00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:53And I'm cured.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:59Congratulations.
00:56:02I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:07It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:18We should be celebrating!
00:56:20I brought Prosecco.
00:56:21No, yeah.
00:56:23No, I'm good.
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:34If that punk, pretty boy hurts you,
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:48It's me.
00:56:50I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you
00:56:58to do an arranged marriage!
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay
00:57:04for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kind of like him.
00:57:16Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:19We need to get you out of there.
00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:25But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:33They banned him for life.
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:37He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:40Or at least not to me.
00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:46If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:54What if you meet him?
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:57Meet him.
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:02Don't count on it.
00:58:03Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:07Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:11You won't regret it.
00:58:15I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:24Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:26Of course.
00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:58:29We need to celebrate.
00:58:32Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:38You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious.
00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:43Have a glass of wine.
00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:56It's enormous.
00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:07Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:14So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:22How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:28Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:40It's delicious.
00:59:42This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry.
00:59:45Can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:56Okay.
00:59:58So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:00:27You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look
01:00:41like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:45That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:00:50Are you going to support her?
01:00:52Or kids?
01:00:53What's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too
01:00:58serious?
01:00:58Let's see.
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:06We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:15We know now.
01:01:16Easy Betsy.
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:31Michelangelo.
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:01:36She gets it from you.
01:01:38Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:41Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happen.
01:02:06You know what?
01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer.
01:02:11That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:17This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:02:22I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:29You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care.
01:02:32That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant.
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:40I love you.
01:02:43You love me?
01:02:45Don't listen to him.
01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right.
01:02:52I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:53It's over.
01:02:54We need to get out of here.
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:11Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:03:17You do so much better than him.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:22But he isn't a monster.
01:03:24I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:28Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:03:32Lay low for a bit.
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:33Or Canada.
01:03:35Whatever.
01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:03:40Or worse.
01:03:42I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:03:47It's not like I told the media.
01:03:48You don't know that.
01:03:51We're liabilities.
01:03:54Loose ends.
01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing.
01:04:03They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:06Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:04:10See?
01:04:12He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:14It's Romulus.
01:04:19Hey, Romulus.
01:04:21What?
01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:36You came.
01:04:39Against my better judgment.
01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:49You should punish me for straying.
01:04:54You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear.
01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:11Okay.
01:05:17Let's get this over with.
01:05:22Is that all you have to say?
01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry.
01:05:28Chantel.
01:05:29I thought I wanted this.
01:05:34But I don't.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:38Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:47It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:02And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:08Hey there.
01:06:14Amelia?
01:06:16Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there.
01:06:25I...
01:06:27Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:49Good, thanks.
01:06:53Good.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey!
01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:06Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:09Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:25That's it.
01:07:29Amelia.
01:07:30Gucci!
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never going to find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:00See?
01:08:02They're not going to kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:09He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:14So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:20Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:30Oh!
01:08:30Oh!
01:08:30Oh!
01:08:33Okay.
01:08:34Okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:39Oh!
01:08:44I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:52It's okay.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:10Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning
01:09:34the contract.
01:09:35I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:47I needed to hear that.
01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:09What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:54Consider our contract null and void.
01:11:03Amelia.
01:11:05What will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:10Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:33You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:46You two.
01:11:46That's enough.
01:11:47All right.
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place.
01:11:51All right.
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast.
01:11:54Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:12:02All right.
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:43Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:56Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:48Oh, clap.
01:14:51We all know.
01:15:01We all know.
01:15:02We all know.
01:15:03We all know.
01:15:08We all know.
01:15:09Look, baby.
01:15:11We all know.
01:15:12I no well know.
01:15:12I am.
01:15:14I will know.
01:15:14We all know.
01:15:15I lo λοΏ½ weren'tΓ‘tico.
01:15:16I both know.
01:15:16I would know.
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