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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You're history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:09To be fair, we thought it was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:39Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:57Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:27Bye.
00:04:35These are great.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:45Bye.
00:04:47Bye.
00:04:47Bye.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:52I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:58I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:05Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:09Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:17I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, it's too late.
00:05:20He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:34You have potential.
00:05:36Okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um, but...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09Don't forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:11The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:33Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:41Come back tonight, and make something nice.
00:07:46Come on, Peggy.
00:07:47Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Come with me.
00:08:05I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:07Are they from Italy?
00:08:08Yes.
00:08:09Wow.
00:08:10Yes, of course.
00:08:11Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:12Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:13Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:14I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:15Mm-hmm.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:18I'm a dog walker.
00:08:19Don't be so defensive.
00:08:20I wasn't.
00:08:21Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:22I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:24Why don't you give yourself a little bit of advice?
00:08:25Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:26Wow.
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:28Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:29I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30I'm a dog walker.
00:08:31Why don't you be so defensive?
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:41much business to do, why don't you give yourself a glass of vino, that'll be really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad. I mean, it's fine. Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not. I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad. You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder. I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:10:00See, dog walker. That wasn't so hard.
00:10:03What the fuck?
00:10:06This is fucking product!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia! Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please. I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right? And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, all right?
00:10:39Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:42Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay, I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?!
00:11:20Romulus, what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match. We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See? There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:35Fine.
00:12:38I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:44Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:54And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lawyers have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent at home.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:37Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53Alright.
00:13:55Sign here.
00:14:07Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:37So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo Museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa.
00:15:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:10She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:16Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:42Gee, thanks.
00:15:44Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03Actually, we're...
00:16:05Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well...
00:16:12Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:17Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:28Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Lovino?
00:16:30Maybe you've...
00:16:31heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo?
00:16:33Dino Lovino?
00:16:34Shh!
00:16:38Socialite animals?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:46It's...
00:16:48been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so...
00:16:53toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:20Let us know.
00:17:36We're gonna do it, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:50Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've gotta be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:28Sweet dreams!
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:20:02See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:14How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:58I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:34Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02But I, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:14Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:53Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56I'd like that.
00:23:03So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:10Barista.
00:23:11Uber driver.
00:23:12Delivery guy.
00:23:14Movie extra?
00:23:15You were in a movie.
00:23:16Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:17I was trying to impress you.
00:23:19How about you?
00:23:20How long have you been doing this?
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:22My whole life, I guess.
00:23:23It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:27I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:29Wow.
00:23:30I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:31Well, they're easier to hang out with than new dogs.
00:23:33I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:35Well, they're easier to hang out with than new dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:47I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:06Nope.
00:25:07Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:11Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:14Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I bet.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:07Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:16And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:22But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:37What, Dad?
00:26:38What a day, Dad.
00:26:39It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:41Look at you.
00:26:42You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, I see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:11Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:37One day down.
00:27:39Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:57it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:10Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino,
00:28:16Dino, Dino, and Amelia.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:23What's the matter?
00:28:24You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32Alright, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42Mmm.
00:28:52So, remind me.
00:28:55Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:03And?
00:29:04And?
00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now,
00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:14You better not let that hair down.
00:29:16Sorry. Just an expression.
00:29:17How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:48Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:52I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:17What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:33Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No.
00:30:38It's just, uh, something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:45The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome. Thanks.
00:30:50I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:57I told you. I'm busy.
00:30:59Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some, give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:34Poor thing.
00:31:36Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:44Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:47I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57It's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:59You still track people?
00:32:05Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:38The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:03Get me going.
00:33:04You know what I want, babe.
00:33:06All the little things that I'm not showing.
00:33:11You know what I want, babe.
00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do.
00:33:17You know what I want, babe.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:20You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21Good.
00:33:22Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:23Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:24One more, please.
00:33:26But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:40Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:47You really think so?
00:33:50I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want some of that a drink?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:22Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:34:25But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job,
00:34:32focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:51Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:58Have a good time.
00:35:00You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:14I'm tipsy.
00:35:15He's cute.
00:35:16Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:17Now I can have mine.
00:35:19Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:21What's going on?
00:35:22That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:25He's not.
00:35:26You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:35:27Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:28What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:29Back off, dude.
00:35:30Back off.
00:35:31Grubby little hipster.
00:35:32He's not.
00:35:33You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:35:34Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:35What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:36Back off, dude.
00:35:37Back off.
00:35:38Grubby little hipster.
00:35:39She's my fiancee.
00:35:40So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:41Jake, I can explain.
00:35:42Let's go.
00:35:43I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:44I'm not Jake.
00:35:45I'm not Jake.
00:35:46I'm not Jake.
00:35:47No.
00:35:48No.
00:35:49No.
00:35:50No.
00:35:51No.
00:35:52No.
00:35:53No.
00:35:54No.
00:35:55No.
00:35:56No.
00:35:57No.
00:35:58No.
00:35:59No.
00:36:00No.
00:36:01No.
00:36:02No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:04No.
00:36:05No.
00:36:06No.
00:36:07No.
00:36:08No.
00:36:09No.
00:36:10No.
00:36:11No.
00:36:12No.
00:36:13No.
00:36:14No.
00:36:15No.
00:36:16No.
00:36:17No.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19No.
00:36:20No.
00:36:21No.
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00:36:23No.
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00:36:27No.
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00:36:29No.
00:36:30No.
00:36:31No.
00:36:32No.
00:36:33No.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35No.
00:36:36No.
00:36:37No.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:49I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine!
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:29You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:38I'm Switzerland.
00:37:39I'm so happy.
00:37:40You're so happy.
00:37:41I've been chill and I'm out.
00:37:41I alive forever.
00:37:49They love me.
00:37:50I have returned to dinner forever.
00:37:51I stunned my six hours after day.
00:37:53I love you.
00:37:55I love you, though.
00:37:56I love you.
00:37:57I love you.
00:37:57I love you.
00:37:58I love you.
00:37:59I love you.
00:37:59I love you.
00:38:00I love you, though.
00:38:01I love you.
00:38:02I love you.
00:38:02I love you.
00:38:04I love you.
00:38:05I love you.
00:38:35Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know. We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:40The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:50What's going on?
00:39:53So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:02We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did miss Jejun.
00:40:13And...
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:16Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:19Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:30I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:59Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:33Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:01I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:31Hey.
00:42:32We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:34We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:35We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:36We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:37We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:38We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:44Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:48We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:50And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:03I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06I get it.
00:43:07I'm not one of your...
00:43:08Your models or your...
00:43:09Your D-list actresses.
00:43:12You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18I mean...
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's...
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:43I don't know how.
00:43:45I don't know why.
00:43:46I was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:53Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:44:00But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:04Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:16Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:33So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:37Me too.
00:44:38I haven't thought you are.
00:44:50I don't know.
00:44:51You don't know.
00:44:53I won't.
00:44:54I don't have it.
00:44:55I don't know.
00:44:56I'm short.
00:44:57But you can imagine you do it though.
00:44:59so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:45:31off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:43we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:47:00he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:47you think so
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to hang in this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:59gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:48:00but i mean
00:48:01dogs are more amelia special
00:48:03yeah
00:48:04but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:10mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:13now
00:48:14go get a lover boy
00:48:17so
00:48:27you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:36let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:49:00if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:28have a good night
00:49:29have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:30what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01okay
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a core script
00:50:07what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:13you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:36i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:39is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:42no
00:50:43my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pry
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:12i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:16here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:24this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:35just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:03no no it's fine
00:52:04i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:03okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:05love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:24talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:13they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold
00:54:21play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22you can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:31plenty of room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point
00:55:00yeah
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:08i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:18i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right
00:55:23all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:59congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:30is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:59an arranged marriage
00:57:01what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:08actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:03please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:06fine
00:58:08yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:11you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:16you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:40it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:20how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:36$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:41this was made in france
00:59:44sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:48who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:17mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:28you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:38but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to go to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we don't know
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:24you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:28i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:42why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:53no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:57that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what
01:02:07you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:11that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:18and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:29you told her
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:54we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:35whatever
01:03:35it's that
01:03:36or stay here
01:03:37and get sued
01:03:38by the dino lovinos
01:03:40or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:57get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:38against my better judgment
01:04:41i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:46it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm
01:05:27sorry
01:05:28chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:51never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01and just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04Amelia?
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:17gucci's gone?
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:21Romulus
01:06:30what?
01:06:31hold on
01:06:31oh
01:06:32well
01:06:33i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:49right
01:06:49oh
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:52good
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:57gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:07:04huh?
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you?
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:14gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move dude
01:07:20here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:24that's it
01:07:26give me the urs
01:07:28give me the urs
01:07:30gucci
01:07:32gucci
01:07:36gucci
01:07:40gucci
01:07:42gucci
01:07:44gucci
01:07:46gucci
01:07:48gucci
01:07:49gucci
01:07:50gucci
01:07:51gucci
01:07:52gucci
01:07:53gucci
01:07:54gucci
01:07:55gucci
01:07:56gucci
01:07:57gucci
01:07:58gucci
01:07:59gucci
01:08:00gucci
01:08:01gucci
01:08:02gucci
01:08:03gucci
01:08:04gucci
01:08:05gucci
01:08:06gucci
01:08:07gucci
01:08:08gucci
01:08:09gucci
01:08:10gucci
01:08:11gucci
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci, my boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:16Okay.
01:09:24Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:34for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:09:41than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:47I needed to hear that.
01:09:50And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm not.
01:10:05I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:09What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy,
01:10:15but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:10:22to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:42And not because of some legal obligation,
01:10:47but because she wants to.
01:10:54Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:26You've made me the happiest underwear model
01:11:35in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved,
01:12:06especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:25And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia,
01:12:44even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you
01:12:53in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:10as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return,
01:13:15I promise
01:13:16to be patient
01:13:20and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard
01:13:23into the doggy daycare
01:13:24you've always dreamed of.
01:13:31Amelia,
01:13:31you are the only thing better
01:13:33than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought
01:13:45I would end up
01:13:46with a former
01:13:46man-thong model,
01:13:48but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo,
01:13:51you've helped me
01:13:52come out of my shell
01:13:53and you've taught me
01:13:54how to live life to the fullest,
01:13:56something I hope to do more of
01:13:57on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:04And although we haven't spent
01:14:05much time together,
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime
01:14:07in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom
01:14:10would be proud of you.
01:14:12Tiamo Michelangelo,
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me
01:14:16by Almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you
01:14:20husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy,
01:14:42you know,
01:14:42given my sister,
01:14:43but I've always been
01:14:44more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:46Woo!
01:14:48Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:49Oh,
01:14:50clap.
01:14:51She's family.
01:14:52She Motors après.
01:14:54She was in the house
01:14:56to take the day
01:15:06to be.
01:15:07You and them.
01:15:09We're carrying money
01:15:09from God's北.
01:15:09Oh,
01:15:10I thank you for
01:15:12your name,
01:15:13I thank you for
01:15:13taking my way
01:15:14and my family.
01:15:15I'm so fortunate
01:15:15to be in there
01:15:16with various
01:15:17or weird
01:15:19and thinking,
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