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(Episode aired on May 08, 2015)
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(Episode aired on May 08, 2015)
GMA's KiliTV is now back on YouTube! Stream 'Bubble Gang' every Friday at 7 PM on YouLOL YouTube channel. #KiliYT
For more Bubble Gang full episodes, click the link below:
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00:00.
00:08Isang bahay isang bahay sa lubat
00:12Tuhang may kasamang tandahan
00:16Pagkakagulo ang taong bayan
00:20Baka di yung mahan ko
00:24Video kaya?
00:26Anong kaya yun?
00:27Aba Gwen, okay na okay yan.
00:29Masaya na, malaki pa ang kita
00:32Pati lahat ng tao mahilig kumanta
00:34Diba ikaw mahilig kang kumanta?
00:35O subukan natin.
00:36Okay.
00:37Okay.
00:38Okay.
00:39Ayo natin.
00:40Ayan.
00:41Ayan na ba?
00:42Ayan na!
00:43Swag na swag ang diskate ni Roque
00:47Tumag sa ang gustong mag-videokin
00:51Lahat na ang naobos noong suwanin
00:55Eh!
00:56Kahit mo mo si Barapuda!
01:01Kalye?
01:02Pusang kalye!
01:04Okay.
01:05Tapos, kuso niya.
01:06Salang lagi kumakanta.
01:07Ayan!
01:08Ayan!
01:09Ayan!
01:10Diba!
01:11Ayan!
01:12Ayan!
01:13Ayan!
01:14Ayan!
01:15Pag ng mabibigyan sa ka ding pang yun
01:16Hindi mo pinagbigin yung iba ka tayo nakapasin
01:18Opa!
01:19Opa!
01:20Opa!
01:21Ayan!
01:22Ayan!
01:23Ayan na ang bayasi ba lang in freki
01:24Alat ka ba?
01:25Oон mababayat nito?
01:26Ano na pa!
01:27Parang ka kayo!
01:28Ano na magisingaw?
01:29Alat ka na ba lang.
01:30Rap sangawan!
01:31Siya!
01:32Matalia!
01:33Natalia!
01:34Matalia!
01:34Matalia!
01:36Natalia!
01:38Yep!
01:39Pinisak na timuan!
01:40Ay!
01:41Abang nangang magstamusing
01:42Ayanagi nitokalang.
01:43Hey
02:13Oh
02:43I'm not sure how many people are here!
02:44Yes!
02:46I'm not sure how to say it!
02:49I'm not sure how to say it!
02:51I know that a lot of people here at night
02:55I just want to be tired.
02:57But we're still here, we're not here.
02:59Yes!
03:00It's not important to me if I can see it!
03:03I've not been able to see this video again!
03:06I'm not sure!
03:08Yes!
03:09Stop!
03:11Stop!
03:12Stop!
03:13Stop!
03:14Stop!
03:15Stop!
03:16Stop!
03:17Stop!
03:18Stop!
03:19Standby!
03:21Standby!
03:22Standby!
03:23Sa looban!
03:25Di ba rin!
03:27Gustang kakuluhan!
03:31Oye!
03:33Ay, oye!
03:34Oye!
03:35Oye!
03:36Oye!
03:37Oye!
03:38Fold!
03:40Oye!
03:41Oye!
03:42Oye!
03:43Oye!
03:44Oye!
03:45Oye!
03:47waitswemang
03:50Oye!
03:53Oye!
03:55Oye!
03:56A hand makes sense of to him!
03:57Oye!
03:58Olay!
03:59Olay!
04:00Oua!
04:01Mary!
04:02Oye...
04:03Oye!
04:04You hear this?
04:06It's not because of the food.
04:08I'm eating my food.
04:10I'm not eating it.
04:12When did you eat it?
04:14Two weeks ago.
04:16It was delivered.
04:22I'm eating my food.
04:24Do you know what your food is like?
04:26What?
04:28What?
04:30What?
04:32What?
04:34Is it just this thing?
04:36Now you're looking at a bit of a really bad luck?
04:37No.
04:38It's a really good luck.
04:40You're looking at a bit of a matter of science.
04:42It was a really good luck.
04:44It's a good luck.
04:46Are you sure?
04:52Here are you,
04:54don't you mind?
04:55If you don't care.
04:57If you don't care,
04:58you'll be good luck.
04:59How many apples do you eat?
05:01Two apples.
05:03Oh, that's why you're so upset!
05:06That's why we're missing two plates here!
05:09Micah, this is the plate!
05:15Oh, that's why we're eating.
05:17Before we get to eat,
05:19we'll get to eat them,
05:20because it's the best!
05:22Welcome to...
05:23BABORI!
05:33BABORI!
05:45Anak!
05:46Nakakatuwa naman itong post ng pinsan mong si Sabrina.
05:49Nakagraduate na pala siya.
05:52E di, wow!
05:55Anak!
05:56Matanong ko lang,
05:58tuluyan na bang nalusaw ang utak mo?
06:00Kinakausap kita ng maayos,
06:02isasagot mo, e di, wow!
06:04Pag tinanong ka kung kumusta ang grade mo, ano?
06:06E di, wow din!
06:07Gusto mo bang ganyan na rin ang mga sinasagot ko sa'yo
06:10pag kinakausap mo ko?
06:11Ma, yung allowance ko.
06:13E di, wow!
06:14Ma, anong ulam?
06:15E di, wow!
06:16Hindi mo ayusin niya mga sagot mo.
06:18Anong kabobohan yan?
06:19Paki-explain!
06:22E di, wow! Love you!
06:33It's okay.
06:34What?
06:35Narating si Lala?
06:36Naku, lalayitin na naman tayo niyan for sure.
06:39Aga-aga, ha?
06:41Hindi naman siguro.
06:42Girls?
06:43Girl, basta kapag nanlait siya na naman,
06:45papatulang ko talaga yan.
06:47Uy, taka, ayun na siya.
06:49Ayun na.
06:50Hi, girls!
06:51Hi!
06:52Hi, Lala!
06:57Ah, paabot naman.
07:00Naku, kung mo ba kaya?
07:02Ay!
07:06Hi, girls!
07:07Again!
07:09Lala, nakakatuwa ka, no?
07:11Like yung good vibes.
07:12Ang taas na energy mo.
07:13Thank you!
07:14Ikaw din nakaka-good vibes.
07:15Ang laki kasi nang buwangan mo'y.
07:17Parang kang clown.
07:20Uy!
07:23Uy!
07:24Puyat ka?
07:25Uy!
07:26Uy!
07:27Huwag ganun.
07:28Wala ka nang ang ganda.
07:29Wala ka pang tulog.
07:30Uy!
07:31Ang gusto nyo sarili mo!
07:39Oh!
07:40Ba't tinitignan mo ako?
07:41Siguro na insecure ka sa akin, no?
07:45Insecure?
07:46Eh, ako?
07:47Sa...
07:48Saan banda?
07:49Sa katawan mong lust, pago sa mukha mong basag.
07:54Ay, naku, girls!
07:55Alis lang ako kasi nagkasama tayong bad vibes eh.
07:57Diba dapat good vibes lang?
07:59O siya!
08:01Bye, girls!
08:02Bye!
08:03Bye!
08:08Lala etera nga.
08:10Hi, guys!
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:14Sorry, I'm late.
08:15Hi!
08:16Hi!
08:17Hi!
08:18Hi!
08:19Hi!
08:20Hi!
08:21Hi!
08:22Hi!
08:23Hi!
08:24Hi!
08:25Hi!
08:26Hi!
08:27Hi!
08:28Hi!
08:29Hi!
08:30Hi!
08:31Hi!
08:32Hi!
08:33Hi!
08:34Hi!
08:35Hi!
08:36Hi!
08:38The first question is that his mother's mother is Rupa May Pinto.
08:49Do we have a letter to Mother's Instinct?
08:54Yes, yes, yes.
09:08Bubble Gang, Bubble Gang, Just Do It With The BobbolGang !!
09:26Oh
09:42Honey I'm home
09:56Oh
09:56Agada kasi ng panaginip ko ngagabi
09:59Nanaginip ka? O anong panaginip mo?
10:01Nanaginip ako, binilhan mo daw ako ng bracelet
10:04tsaka sing-sing na may diamonds!
10:07Talaga?
10:08Oo! Honey, parang totoo-totoo yung panaginip ko
10:12Ang ganda-ganda ng bracelet tsaka nung sing-sing na may diamonds!
10:15Talaga?
10:16Ay, alam mo na
10:20Gutom na, gutom ako eh. May pagkain ba dyan?
10:23Oo, pinaglutoan kita ng favorite mo, adobo
10:26Ay!
10:27Halika dahil!
10:28Halika!
10:29Ay, parang pagod na pagod ka
10:31Oo, pagod ako eh
10:38Honey!
10:40Ay, honey!
10:42Hi, honey!
10:43Hello!
10:44I love you!
10:45Aba, aba, aba
10:46Ay, na ba!
10:47Talagin na kapatawa ng tawa! Anong pinaparad mo? Comedy ba yan?
10:50Ay, hindi! Drama yan!
10:53Masaya lang kasi ako talaga
10:54Kasi
10:55Hanyan mo, ang ganda na naman ang panaginip ka dali!
10:58Naginip ka na naman?
10:59Oo, nanaginip ako!
11:01Binigyan mo naman daw ako ng necklace na may pendant na dryamon tamalaki para makompleto yung jewelry set!
11:10Sobrang saya ko, honey! Parang totoong-totoo yung panaginip ko!
11:14Sweet mo talaga!
11:15Talaga? Talaga ang sweet ko, no?
11:17Ano?
11:18Aga?
11:19Medyo buto, ma?
11:20Kaya?
11:21Pataya na ba tayo?
11:22Oo, mag-a.
11:23Anong pinaglutok ka na, isa mo pang favorite.
11:26Karek-karek!
11:27Ah! Masarap ka naman!
11:28Kada din niya!
11:29Ay ka na?
11:33Oo, Mari!
11:34Sunod-sunod nga yung mga ganong panaginip ko eh.
11:38Oo, kina-kuwenta ko nga sa kanya!
11:40As in, ito na detail!
11:42I told you that she's here.
11:44Hello!
11:45Hi, honey!
11:46Hello!
11:47I love you!
11:48Hi, naka-naka.
11:50I'm a surprise for you.
11:52Really?
11:53Yes, yes, yes!
11:55Huh?
11:56Is it about my dreams?
11:58No, I don't know. It's a week of weeks.
12:04I'm a surprise for you.
12:06Hey!
12:08Surprise!
12:10Ah! Jewelry set na ito!
12:12Oh, yun ako. May kilalaman yun sa panag-inip mo. Promise.
12:16Ah!
12:17Pagsirain ko na ako.
12:18Oo naman.
12:22Meaning of Dreams.
12:24Honey, ay ito.
12:26Ah, libro.
12:28Ito ko sa edisyon yun ang mga panag-inip mo.
12:36Gutom nga ako, honey. Ito kaya na, ha?
12:38Ano napuntis ko?
12:40Kain-kain lang, ha?
12:41Diyan lang.
12:42Diyan lang.
12:43Diyan lang.
12:44Diyan lang.
12:45Saan naman yun?
12:46Kuya, kuya.
12:47Ano ba ang pinakain mo dito sa kasama ko?
12:49Bakit pa sumakitan tiyan niya?
12:51Ay, nako.
12:52Hindi yan dahil sa pinakain namin.
12:54Eh, bakit sumasakitan tiyan?
12:57Baka nausog ko. Lalawayan ko.
12:58Sige.
12:59Ay, nako.
13:00Diyan lang.
13:01Diyan lang.
13:02Diyan lang.
13:03Diyan lang.
13:04Diyan lang.
13:05Diyan lang.
13:06Diyan lang.
13:07Diyan lang.
13:08Diyan lang.
13:09Excuse me.
13:10Anong pinakain mo sa kasama ko?
13:12Aray.
13:13Bakit ang sakitan tiyan niyan?
13:14Diyan lang.
13:15Hindi yan dahil sa handa ako.
13:16Eh, bakit ang sakitan tiyan niyan?
13:18Nakukulang yan.
13:19Tingnan naman yung itsura niyo.
13:20Diyan lang.
13:21Diyan lang.
13:22Diyan lang.
13:23Diyan lang.
13:24Diyan lang.
13:25Diyan lang.
13:26Diyan lang.
13:27Diyan lang.
13:28Diyan lang.
13:29Diyan lang.
13:30Diyan lang.
13:31Diyan lang.
13:32Sira yung pagkain niyo.
13:33Unang tikim ko pa lang.
13:35Masama na yung lasa eh.
13:37Sakit.
13:38Ha?
13:39Diyan lang balik ah.
13:41Eh, oo.
13:42Sigurista ako eh.
13:43Ngayon, sigurado ako.
13:44Sira talaga.
13:46Ah!
13:50Galing sa ilo.
13:51Hi guys!
13:52Oo!
13:53Galing sa ilo.
13:54Sorry, I'm late.
13:55Ako nga bala si Billy.
13:56Ako yung magle-lead ng meeting, counseling, ngayong hapon na to.
13:57At, ah, well, siguro simulan natin.
13:59Tutal medyo late na eh, no?
14:01Ah, well, lahat naman tayo dito.
14:03Alam naman natin kung bakit tayo magkakasama-sama ngayon.
14:06Dahil, siguro simulan natin.
14:08At, ah, well, siguro simulan natin.
14:11At, ah, well, siguro simulan natin.
14:12At, ah, well, siguro simulan natin.
14:13At, ah, medyo late na eh, no?
14:14Ah, well, lahat naman tayo dito.
14:16Alam naman natin kung bakit tayo magkakasama-sama ngayon.
14:20Dahil, ah, meron tayong iisang magkakaparehong mga sakit.
14:25O, tawag na parang psychological na pagkakamali.
14:29At, yan ay yung pagiging kleptomania.
14:33Okay?
14:34O, alam ko medyo nabibigla kayo dahil sinasabi ko to.
14:38Huwag kayo mag-alala.
14:39Pareho nyo rin ako.
14:40Dati akong kleptomania.
14:42At, ako eh nagbago using some simple steps na ididiscuss ko sa inyo ngayon
14:48para inyong ma-overcome itong inyong tinatawag na sakit.
14:52Okay?
14:53Unang-unang kailangan gawin natin.
14:55Kailangan aminin natin sa mga sarili natin
14:58na tayo ay may ganitong kalagayan.
15:00Meron ganitong state of mind.
15:02Para magawa natin yan, ah, isulat natin ano?
15:06Ito, kumuha lang kayo ng tigit-tigis ang page.
15:08At, ah, kumuha tayo ng papel.
15:11At, isusulat natin with our ballpen ang, ah...
15:18Sandali.
15:20May ballpen ako kahina. May dalaki.
15:23Mabira naman, oh, ballpen lang.
15:25Pati ba naman ballpen titirahin nyo?
15:26Teka, sandali. Sandali.
15:28Hindi tayo matututo pagka ganyan eh.
15:30Alam nyo,
15:31pagka kayo hindi nyo binalik yung ballpen ko,
15:34tatawag ako ng security.
15:36Hindi ako nagbibiro.
15:37Pinasabi ko sa inyo.
15:38Kilala ka yung security dito.
15:39Tatawag ako...
15:44Ang cellphone ko.
15:46Yan ba yung cellphone ko?
15:47Ha? Yan ba yung cellphone ko?
15:52Ang cellphone ko.
15:54Marami ako importanteng files doon.
15:56Peace naman, oh.
15:57Ay, kung kailangan nyo pera, sabihin nyo lang.
15:59Sabihin nyo kailangan nyo pera.
16:01Bibigyan ko kayo ngayon di...
16:02Yung wallet ko.
16:04Yung wallet ko.
16:07Yung wallet ko, ilapas nyo!
16:12Ano ba?
16:13Hindi ako nagbibiroan sa inyo.
16:15Ha?
16:16Please lang oh,
16:17ilapas nyo na yung wallet ko,
16:18yung cellphone ko.
16:19Kailangan ko yun.
16:20Pinagsama-sama ko na nga dito sa pantalon gong...
16:22Hoy!
16:27dafür!
16:28Sa'yo pantalon ko!
16:29Dudke ka ka-
16:30Again!
16:31Sa'yo pantalon ko!
16:32Falang yan time kayo!
16:33Hay!
16:34Ano'y ginawa?
16:35Ang mga kapal lang bukaan nyo, ha?
16:36Akalang nyo na kayong pagbiruan ako!
16:37Ayoko makita mga pagbumukaan nyo!
16:39Ayoko makita mga pagbumukaan nyo!
16:41Ayoko makita mga pagbumukaan nyo!
16:43Oh!
16:48Joe, do you want that?
16:50Why do you don't see the face of their face?
16:52They're not there.
16:53You're a big type of clepto.
16:55I'm not a clepto.
16:56I don't have a clepto here.
16:58I'm not a clepto here.
16:59I'm not a clepto here.
17:00I'm a meeting of magicians here.
17:02I'm not a clepto here.
17:03I'm a magician.
17:13Excuse me.
17:15Mrs. Alcantara?
17:16Yes?
17:17Ako po si Shirley Legarte.
17:19Mag-a-apply po sana ako ng...
17:21Ah!
17:22No job vacancy.
17:43No job vacancy.
17:44Yes!
17:45It's okay.
18:02Excuse me.
18:03Mrs. Alcantara?
18:05Ako po si Shirley Legarte.
18:07Mag-a-apply po sana ako ng...
18:09Ah!
18:10No job vacancy.
18:12No vacancy, walang bakante.
18:14Ay, hindi po kasi nakausap ko po si Mr. Dennis Trinidad.
18:18Sabi po niya banggitin ko po yung pangalan niya,
18:20tapos bibigyan niya daw po ako ng...
18:22Uy! Sharnie!
18:23Uy!
18:24Sharnie!
18:25Hmm, Sharnie, diyan ka na pala.
18:27Mrs. Alcanta na siya yung sinasabi ko sa'yo na, ano,
18:29na magaling na sekretarya.
18:31Alam mo, ako nang bahala dito, ha?
18:33Magaling to, ha?
18:34Pasok na to, ha?
18:35Pasok na to.
18:36Okay.
18:37Pangako mo sa'kin na,
18:38na nalabas dahin tanawa, ha?
18:41Ano na, ma'am?
18:43Sa'yo naman?
18:44Sa'yo mo naman, ha?
18:45Yung sinasabi ko sa'yo,
18:47ha?
18:48I can smell the perfume.
18:49Uy!
18:50Charlie!
18:51Oh, my God!
18:52How are you?
18:53Maaah!
18:54Basta ka na?
18:55Ay, ito...
18:56Ay, Mrs. Alcanta na,
18:57pagwag muna interviewin to, ha?
18:59Itong sinasabi ko sa'yo,
19:00yung sekretary na napaka-husay.
19:02Ako bahala dito!
19:03O, ako baka po na...
19:04Yo, yo!
19:05Ay!
19:06O, Karna!
19:07Hi!
19:09Joel!
19:11I'm going to go to work.
19:13I'm going to go to work.
19:15I'm going to go to work.
19:17Hey!
19:19Hi!
19:21This is Alcantara.
19:23This is Alcantara.
19:25I'm going to go to the office.
19:27I'm going to interview her.
19:29I promise she'll be good secretary.
19:31And I'll tell her boss.
19:33Mr. Shirley,
19:35you and me, Hong Kong.
19:37What?
19:39Uh...
19:41Did she also help you?
19:43Yes, yes.
19:45What are you doing here?
19:47He's going to go to work.
19:49Wait, wait.
19:51He's going to go to work.
19:53Guys, I'm sorry.
19:55I promise that he's going to go to me.
19:57He's going to go to me.
19:59He's not going to go to me.
20:01I'm not going to go to work.
20:03He's just going to go to work.
20:05But, wait.
20:07Hold on.
20:09Wait.
20:11I'm going to go to me.
20:13Wait, wait.
20:14What?
20:16You're going to go to work?
20:17I don't think so.
20:18Wait.
20:19Wait.
20:20I don't want to go to two people.
20:22Hey!
20:23Come on!
20:24This guy is alright.
20:26This guy is really cool.
20:27You're not allowed to go to the women.
20:31No, it's a long time to talk to you.
20:33I'm not allowed to go.
20:34I'm not allowed to call you.
20:39So, Miss, can I start?
20:42I said to you, no job vacancy.
20:46There's no need to go.
20:56Okay!
20:57Ay, asarap talaga na.
20:58Parang, parang.
20:59I'm a VIP guest.
21:01A sis ganung pagi.
21:03Presta!
21:04Romana, Romana, Romana!
21:05Romana, hindi ka lang po.
21:07Ano po ang pinakainin nyo?
21:09Huh?
21:10Tignan nyo po, parang nalasyo na po atay lahat ng tao eh.
21:12Ay, nako, wala ang kinalaman dyan.
21:16Anyways, may bago akong negosyo.
21:20Ano po yun?
21:21Gamot para sa sakit ng chan.
21:24Si, bro?
21:25It's...
21:26Excuse me!
21:33Ay, simasakit din siya na kasama ko na food for the first time yata sa inyo!
21:36Excuse me!
21:37Ay, di ko namang pinakain yun! Ba't niya kakainin yan?
21:40Hey, that's why it's so painful.
21:42I'm so scared.
21:44I'm so scared.
21:54I'm so sorry to have a relationship with you.
21:56I'd like to playtime-playtime.
22:00Is that okay?
22:02Yeah, that playtime-playtime,
22:06it's like eating.
22:08Pag nasobrahan, lalaki ang iyong tiyan.
22:38Sa isang malayong gubat,
22:44ay may isang ermitanyo na dinadayo ng mga tao.
22:47Dahil sa galing niyang magbigay ng mga pie,
22:50matalas mataling haga at malalim ang mga sagot niya.
22:53Siya ay si...
22:55Patalino.
22:57Na-follow ko sa kaibigan ko.
22:59Lahat ginagawa ko para sa kanya.
23:01Parang kami, pero...
23:03Pero hindi.
23:04Eh ayaw niya ng relasyon eh.
23:06Ayaw niya ng commitment kasi meron daw siyang mahal na iba.
23:09Ano nga gawin ko?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Kung ang mahalin ka, eh hindi niya kaya.
23:16Dapat siguro eh, wag ka nang umasa.
23:19Nang dahil sa pag-ibig, marami nang naging tanga.
23:23Ang tanong ko sa'yo, sasali ka pa ba?
23:29Huwag na lang.
23:30Thanks, Patalino.
23:31Maganda yung toys mo eh.
23:36Patalino.
23:37Sa relasyon po kasi ayoko ng seryosokan.
23:40Gusto ko yung playtime playtime pa.
23:44Okay lang po ba yun?
23:46Iha.
23:48Yung playtime playtime, parang pagkain yan.
23:52Kapag nasobrahan, eh lalaki ang nyong tiyan.
23:56Ay?
23:57Ayaw niya?
23:59Hmm.
24:01Sayang ang figure mo eh ha.
24:08Patalino.
24:09Iho.
24:10Nagtatampo sa'kin yung kaibigan ko eh.
24:12Binigaw ako nakakaalala.
24:14Simula doon na nagkaroon ako ng love life.
24:16Eh kinakausap-kausap ko naman sila pang nagbabreak kami
24:19saka nag-aaway kami.
24:21Gano'n.
24:22Iho.
24:23Ang mga kaibigan, hindi parang kuritas
24:27na kailangan mo lang pagkatapos mong maglanggas.
24:33Tama.
24:34Hmm.
24:35Thank you Tatalino.
24:36Iho.
24:37Iho.
24:38Naakadagdag po ba ng pagkalalaki yung pagiging playboy?
24:48Iho.
24:49Para sa babae, nagbabago ang lalaki.
24:53Hindi tunay na lalaki ang pabago-bago ng babae.
24:57Parang hindi mo naman tatandaan na ito eh.
25:00Ay tatalino.
25:01Ay.
25:02Wow.
25:03Iho.
25:04Ito na nga tatalino.
25:05Kasi meron akong boyfriend.
25:06Hmm.
25:07Na mas bata sa akin.
25:08Hmm.
25:09Guapo naman siya.
25:10Oo.
25:11Matalino.
25:12Oh.
25:13Macho.
25:14Hmm.
25:15Pero ba't ganon?
25:16Parang hindi ako satisfied.
25:17Parang feeling ko mas matured ka sa kanya.
25:20Hmm.
25:21Hmm.
25:22Hmm.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Kung karanasan ang pag-uusapan, marami na akong binagdaanan.
25:28Noon eh, simbangis nang nagbabagang bulkan.
25:30Huh?
25:31Ngayon.
25:32Ngayon.
25:33Ngayon.
25:34Ngayon.
25:35Pasensya na.
25:36Wala na.
25:37Katol na lang.
25:38Eh.
25:39Ha?
25:40Maang.
25:42Maang.
25:43Maang Employee.
25:44Maang.
25:45Maang.
25:46Spirals.
25:47Noong siya ng marami na k trip.
25:48Ang magising mga oras.
25:49Maang tama.
25:54-P disput Antonio.
25:55My雷 ko.
25:56Am美味 na oras presupatap.
25:58Ang pa.
25:59Maar90.
26:00May eramada.
26:01Namin mga mga tao nalasagyan po niya at pinakain niyo.
26:03Ay na nga baya yung sinasang.
26:04That's what I'm telling you. Why are they eating baboy?
26:07It's not baboy. They eat meat.
26:11But they eat baboy.
26:21Let's eat, my friend.
26:23Happy guest to all.
26:26What did you eat with me?
26:28He's going to take care of me.
26:29I'm not going to take care of him.
26:32Why are you going to take care of me?
26:34Why are you going to take care of me?
26:36Because you're going to take care of me.
26:38Why are you going to take care of me?
26:50Wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:53What are you eating here?
26:55Look at what's going on.
26:57It's not.
26:59Wala.
27:00Anong wala, fiesta, walang pakain?
27:02E galing nga daw siya sa inyo.
27:04Wala nga.
27:05Wala pang handa eh.
27:06Baka masakitan siya niyan dahil sa gutom.
27:38Yeah!
27:40Yeah!
27:42Yeah!
27:44Yeah!
27:46Yeah!
27:48Yeah!
27:50Woo!
27:52Woo!
27:54Woo!
27:56Woo!
27:58Woo!
28:00Woo!
28:02Naka alien! Naka alien!
28:04Mukhang masaya kayo ah!
28:06Magandang gabi po, Brad Pitt!
28:08Brother Josel! Magandang gabi!
28:12Busy po!
28:14B.J. in short!
28:16Ah, Brad Pitt!
28:18Dahil po, nasa celebrate natin sa linggo yung...
28:20Ah, Happy Mother's Day nga po lang!
28:22Happy Mother's Day!
28:24Happy Mother's Day!
28:26Happy Mother's Day!
28:28Ayun!
28:30Ang una pong magtatanong,
28:32kasama natin na,
28:34mahal na mahal niya yung mother niya.
28:36Si, kasama pong Rupa May Pinto!
28:38Pichi!
28:40Yes!
28:42Kumusta, Sister Pichi?
28:44Ano, Mr. Pichi?
28:46Oo, may tanong ka?
28:48Oo nga, meron po ba tayong nasusulat
28:50tungkol sa mother's instinct?
28:52Meron, meron!
28:5428 ng, ah,
28:56mother.
28:58Mother.
29:00Ito po?
29:01Ito ah, sa instinct.
29:02Ito kasi, yung nanay, mga instinct niya.
29:04Katulad itong sitwasyon na to,
29:06yung...
29:08daughter niya,
29:10may...
29:12may...
29:14may kalaguyo,
29:15na hindi alam,
29:16secret.
29:17May lover,
29:18na hindi alam nung nanay.
29:19Pero may instinct siya na,
29:20itong anak ko,
29:21may...
29:22ano to?
29:23Ha?
29:24Secret.
29:25Ay, secret to.
29:26Nahuli!
29:27Ha?
29:28Ito, ito.
29:29Gumimik yung daughter.
29:31Ito po.
29:32Basa.
29:33Mother,
29:34mother,
29:35I am sick.
29:37Ayan yung daughter.
29:38Ito po yan.
29:39Kasi kung saan,
29:40do sa father yun,
29:41pupunta.
29:42Ha?
29:43Di ba?
29:44Mas close siya do sa mother.
29:45So,
29:46ano nungyari?
29:47Anong request niya?
29:48Call the doctor.
29:50Very quick.
29:52Hmm.
29:53Kaduda duda na agad, ha?
29:55Ha?
29:56Nagmamadali eh.
29:57Ha?
29:58Very quick.
29:59Very quick.
30:00Very quick.
30:01Hmm?
30:02Anong gusto?
30:03Anong gusto?
30:04Ito po, dumating na yung doctor.
30:05Dumating yung doctor?
30:06O.
30:07Eh, siyempre,
30:08worried yung nanay.
30:09Mahal yung anak.
30:10Tuloy.
30:11Sino po ito nagsalita?
30:12Yung doktor.
30:13Ano sabi ng doktor?
30:14Ito po yung anak.
30:15Yung anak.
30:16Tinanong ngayon, dumating na.
30:17Ito po.
30:18Yung daughter.
30:19Tinanong yung doktor.
30:20Doktor! Doktor!
30:21Shall I die?
30:22Hmm.
30:23Di ba OA?
30:24Ha?
30:25Sick lang eh na?
30:26Oo, gumigimik to eh.
30:28Sick lang.
30:29Mamatay agad.
30:30Eh, dito ngayon na huli.
30:32Okay.
30:33May relasyon eh.
30:34Anong sagot yung doktor?
30:35No, my darling.
30:36Do not cry.
30:38Hmm.
30:39Darling niya yung...
30:40Nauuli.
30:41Nauuli siya.
30:42Straight from the horse's mouth.
30:43Oo, ano?
30:44Darling niya yung doktor.
30:46Do kaya pala.
30:47Do not cry.
30:48Do not cry.
30:49Alien?
30:50Alien!
30:51Dali niya practice.
30:52Mother instinct.
30:55Happy Mother's Day.
30:57Dali niya.
30:58Dali niya.
30:59O, ayun.
31:00O, ayun.
31:01Party po ng ating pagkasama ay ang ah, dahil nabuo ang grupong ito dahil sa pagtawa.
31:09Hmm?
31:10Ano ang laughter?
31:14Ayan, ang pagtawa, ha? May scientific ano yan, na pag ikaw ay tumawa, nagpo-produce yan ang tinatawag na happy enzyme.
31:26Ah, ganun po?
31:27Ano yan? Endorphins ang tawag dyan.
31:30According to research, ang findings nila na kapag ang tawa ay sinasadya o hindi sinasadya, pareho lang ng epekto sa katawan.
31:43Ah, ganun po?
31:44Yes.
31:44Kahit po, tumawa ng walang dahilan?
31:46Kahit walang dahilan, basta natatawa ka, hindi alam nung katawan mo na...
31:51Na walang dahilan?
31:51Na walang dahilan yun, basta ikaw, tumawa ka.
31:55Ganun din ang epekto?
31:56Magpo-produce yan ang endorphins nyo.
31:58Ba? Depende dun sa tawa mo.
32:01Ah, oo.
32:01Ha?
32:03Gusto mo ba marami?
32:06Susubukan natin ngayon, ha? Ito ang laughter yoga.
32:10Eh, may magaling po tayong tumawa dito, ang dalawa.
32:12Ah, ito. Tayo po, itatawa.
32:13Si kasamang Charicia, at si Betong po.
32:16Si Betong po.
32:16O, pwede natin pa-sample lang.
32:18Yes, let's pause for a moment of laughter.
32:23Ayan po.
32:25Helien!
32:25Helien!
32:27Sample.
32:28One, two.
32:29Da-daa hogu tai.
32:50Ayan!
32:51Ah!
32:52Ah!
32:54Ah!
32:55Ah!
32:56Yeah!
33:01Ah!
33:02Ah!
33:04Eh, meron po mga...
33:05...nagpadala dito ng mga PM...
33:08...Geno and dense figuration po...
33:10...from Bosay Cebu.
33:11Mm.
33:12Brad Pitt, ano po yung mga alam nyo na maling terms?
33:14Ay, mandami.
33:15Yung waiter.
33:17Mali po yan?
33:18Mali yun.
33:19Bakit po?
33:20You should serve.
33:22Huh?
33:23You serve.
33:24The waiter is you.
33:25Ah, the customer.
33:26Oh, the customer.
33:27Ah, the customer.
33:28Ah.
33:29Because you're waiting to serve.
33:30Oh, right.
33:31You're not the waiter.
33:32Alien!
33:33Alien!
33:44What's wrong?
33:45It's wrong.
33:46It's wrong.
33:48Ah, ito, mali ha.
33:50Lagi nakikita natin ito.
33:51Yung briefcase.
33:52Mali po yan?
33:53Mali yun.
33:54Ano laman?
33:55Papeles.
33:56Papeles.
33:57Kung ano-ano.
33:58Ka, iba-iba.
33:59Ballpins.
34:00Except brief.
34:01Except brief.
34:02Hindi mali.
34:03Ano?
34:04Nakakatawa pala yun.
34:14Redfeet.
34:15Redfeet, meron po tayong hangin.
34:18Meron po tayong hangin question.
34:20Hangin.
34:21Ah, hangin question.
34:22Sige.
34:23Ano yung hangin question?
34:24Ano po ang kaibahan ng air sa wind?
34:26Ah, hangin na.
34:27Hangin na.
34:28Hangin na.
34:29Hangin na.
34:30Hangin question nga ito.
34:31Ano po?
34:32Ay, malaki.
34:33Ano po?
34:34Oilya.
34:35Kayo, ano tingin nyo?
34:36Ano kaibahan?
34:37Air, tsaka wind.
34:38Tsaka wind.
34:39English Tagalog.
34:40Paating question niya.
34:41Ano?
34:42English Tagalog.
34:43Parang English yan.
34:44Asya nalala.
34:45Sasagutin ko na.
34:46Yung ay hangin question.
34:47Sa nalala.
34:48Ito.
34:48Yung air.
34:49Aaaaaa.
34:51Ah!
34:56Okay, I'll answer the question.
35:01The air,
35:05the air,
35:06that's where it is.
35:09The air is where it is.
35:11That's why it's a letter.
35:13Air, there and everywhere.
35:21The wind?
35:23The wind?
35:24The wind?
35:25There's a direction.
35:27Ah!
35:28The air, there's no direction.
35:31That's why it's an aircon.
35:33That's why the wind has a direction.
35:35That's why it's not just one direction.
35:38Wind?
35:39Yes.
35:40There's a lot of direction.
35:42Many directions?
35:43Yes, only one.
35:45The three?
35:47It's not just one.
35:49How do you say it to me?
35:51Ah?
35:52It's like you want to know.
35:53He said it's English-Tagalog.
35:55Yes.
35:56I have a question.
35:57You have a question?
35:58Yes.
35:59What is English-Tagalog?
36:01Ah!
36:02Ah!
36:03Ah!
36:04Ah!
36:05Ah!
36:06Ah!
36:07Ah!
36:08Ah!
36:09Ah!
36:10Ah!
36:11Ah!
36:12Ah!
36:13Ah!
36:14Ah!
36:15Ah!
36:16Ah!
36:17Ah!
36:18Ah!
36:19Ah!
36:20Ah!
36:21Ah!
36:22Brad Pitt!
36:23Oh!
36:24It's like PM.
36:25Oh!
36:26Abigail Legaspi Chua.
36:27Oh!
36:28Ah!
36:29Ah!
36:30Ah!
36:31Ah!
36:32Ah!
36:33Ah!
36:34Ah!
36:35Ah!
36:36Ah!
36:37Ah!
36:38Ah!
36:39Ah!
36:40Ah!
36:41Ah!
36:42Ah!
36:43Ah!
36:44Ah!
36:45Ah!
36:46Ah!
36:47Ah!
36:48Ah!
36:49Ah!
36:50Ah!
36:51Ah!
36:52Ah!
36:53Ah!
36:54Ah!
36:55Ah!
36:56Ah!
36:57Ah!
36:58Ah!
36:59Ah!
37:00Ah!
37:01Ah!
37:02Ah!
37:03Ah!
37:04Ah!
37:05Ah!
37:06Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:08Ah!
37:09Ah!
37:10Ah!
37:11Ah!
37:12Ah!
37:13Ah!
37:14Tong, Tong, Tong.
37:16Ito. Ano ginagawa ni Paquito?
37:19Siyaan siyang mahilig?
37:21Sa tong?
37:22Sa tong.
37:23Sa tong.
37:24Lagay.
37:25Mahilig siya maglagay.
37:27Ano nangyari kay Paquito?
37:29Masama yun yung ginagawa niya.
37:31Mingi ng tong.
37:32Tong, tong, tong.
37:34Pakitong, ketong.
37:36Ano tawag na sa kanya ngayon?
37:38Si Paquito?
37:39Ketong.
37:40Ano nangyari?
37:41Nagkasakit.
37:42Nagkaketong.
37:43Paketong.
37:44Masama ba yun mabuti?
37:46Masama po.
37:47So ang pagawa ng masama.
37:49Ay masama!
37:50A yn masama?
37:51Ay masama!
37:52Ay masama!
38:11May!
38:12Hey, hey, hey!
38:14Hey, hey, hey!
38:15Benta naman ako.
38:16Kailan nyo yung pakain nyo dyan?
38:17May different siya yung pagkain nyo.
38:18Suha ko na suha, Hog.
38:20Nampung beses na!
38:21Ano ka?
38:22O, masisiraan yung handaan namin, ha?
38:24Ang sabihin mo, masayalan lang talaga yung chan mo.
38:26Anong masayalan lang chan mo?
38:27Anong masayalan lang chan?
38:28Eh, ano sa tatang bisita mo?
38:29Nagsuka din lahat yan, eh.
38:30Ah!
38:31Yung mga bisita ko isang beses na nagsuka,
38:33ikaw sampu.
38:34Masayalan ka kasi.
38:42Ay, kung walang galang ng tuwok.
38:43Ay, yung kasama ko, sumasakit ang chan niya.
38:46Eh, nalasan ko yan.
38:47Hindi to?
38:48Ay, hindi nalasan yan.
38:50Eh, bakit sumasakit ang chan niya?
38:52Eh, ano, may nakasaksak na kutsi niyo.
38:54Ay!
38:55Ay!
38:56Ay!
38:57Ay!
38:58Ay!
38:59Ay!
39:00Ay!
39:01Ay!
39:02Ay!
39:03Ay!
39:04Ay!
39:05Ay!
39:06Ay!
39:07Ay!
39:08Ay!
39:09Ay!
39:10Ay!
39:11Ay!
39:12Ay!
39:13Ay!
39:14Ay!
39:15Ay!
39:16Ay!
39:17Ay!
39:18Ay!
39:19Ay!
39:20Ay!
39:21Ay!
39:22Ay!
39:23Ay!
39:24Ay!
39:25Ay!
39:26Ay!
39:27Ay!
39:28Ay!
39:29Ay!
39:30Ay!
39:31Ay!
39:32Ay!
39:33Ay!
39:34Ay!
39:35Ay!
39:36Ay!
39:37Ay!
39:38Ay!
39:39Ay!
39:40Ay!
39:41Ay!
39:42Okay.
39:43Anak, hindi mo pa pala ginawa yung homework mo.
39:49Harika, gawin na natin bago kang tulog.
39:52Hindi ka na.
39:53Mamaya, mommy, play-play pa me.
39:56Hindi.
39:57Gawin na natin.
39:58Kasi mamaya, matutulog ka na eh.
40:00Sige na.
40:01Harika na.
40:02Oh, one plus eight.
40:03Hi, mommy.
40:04Bago yan, magic ka muna, mommy.
40:06Hindi mo may candy.
40:08Ah, sige.
40:09Pero after ko mag-magic ng candy,
40:12sasagutan natin tong homework mo, ah.
40:17Buti na lang nag-lady ako minta.
40:20Okay.
40:21One, two, three.
40:25Oh!
40:26Wow!
40:27Ay! Magic!
40:29Galing ka na!
40:31Ang naladar mo candy!
40:32Oh, diba?
40:33Na-magic mo yung candy, mommy.
40:35Oh, diba?
40:36Sige na.
40:37Gawin na natin tong homework mo.
40:39One plus eight.
40:44Nine.
40:45Wow!
40:46Ang galing mo naman.
40:59Maak!
41:00Halika, damin mo na tong milk mo, oh.
41:02Hala.
41:03Pamayana, mommy, play-play pa me.
41:06Ay.
41:07Sige na.
41:08Inumin mo na.
41:09Sige na, oh.
41:10Hmm?
41:11I-magic ka muna, mommy.
41:13Nung may candy.
41:16Sige.
41:17Basta after ko mag-magic nung may candy.
41:19I-inumin mo na tong milk mo, ha?
41:20Uh-uh.
41:24Okay.
41:26One, two, three.
41:27One, two, three.
41:28T-t-t.
41:30Wow!
41:31Mami!
41:32I-magic ka nil naman yung candy!
41:34Ang galing-galin mo, mommy.
41:37Ang galing-galin mo, mommy.
41:38Yeah, sempre naman.
41:39Ami, I love yung mommy!
41:41Mommy!
41:45I'm so sick!
41:46Okay, let's go.
41:50Wow!
41:52Wow!
41:57It's so good. It's so good.
41:58Very good, Anna!
42:01Okay, I'll go back later. I'll put it in the kitchen.
42:11Hey, Anna!
42:15Hi, Anna!
42:16Toothbrush!
42:17Toothbrush ka na!
42:18Tutulog ka na eh!
42:19Mama na yan!
42:20Mommy, Anna! Mommy, play play for me!
42:23Toothbrush na, Anna! Sige na!
42:26Toothbrush na, Anna!
42:27Mama na yan!
42:28Limajik mo muning candy, Mommy!
42:31Anak, pwede bukas na lang!
42:33Kasi wala na akong candy! Ubus na!
42:36Candy mo, Mommy!
42:37Mamajik mo nga para lalabas yung candy eh!
42:41Anak, kasi hindi naman yung totoong magic!
42:44Kunwari lang yun!
42:46Magaling lang si Mommy magkunyari ng magician!
42:49Pero...
42:50Anak, ma'am, yung candy mo, Mommy!
42:51Anak, ma'am, yung candy!
42:52Anak, ma'am!
42:53Anak, ma'am!
42:54Anak, ma'am!
42:55Anak, ma'am!
42:56Anak, ma'am!
42:57Anak, ma'am!
42:58Anak, ma'am!
42:59Anak, ma'am!
43:00Anak, ma'am!
43:01Anak, ma'am!
43:02Anak, ma'am!
43:03Anak!
43:04Anak!
43:05Anak!
43:06Anak!
43:07Anak!
43:08Anak!
43:09You know, if I really have magic,
43:11we'll be able to get away from my face!
43:23Hi!
43:24Oh!
43:25Oh!
43:26Wait, wait, wait!
43:27Hi!
43:28Mama,
43:29you're going to give it to me.
43:30You're going to give it to me.
43:32Just wait,
43:33I don't think I'm going to give it to you.
43:35Do I really want to give it to you?
43:37Oo!
43:38Hindi mo ba natatandaan
43:40binigyan mo ako ng pansit
43:41ng isang taon?
43:43Ouch!
44:02Iwala!
44:03Iwala,
44:04itong kasama ko,
44:06sumasakit dun dyan eh.
44:07Yung pinamigay mo yata ang pagkain,
44:08panis yata,
44:09tsaka may lason eh.
44:10Panis pa na?
44:11Oo, panis!
44:12Uy!
44:13Hindi panis yung pagkain ko ah!
44:14Baka nausog lang yan kasi malakas ako makausog.
44:16Ito talalawayan ko ah!
44:17Wasabi!
44:18Uy!
44:19Wow!
44:20Awww!
44:21Awww!
44:22Awww!
44:23Awww!
44:24Awww!
44:25Awww!
44:26Awww!
44:27Awww!
44:28Awww!
44:29Awww!
44:30Tawin!
44:31Tawin!
44:32Tawin!
44:33Tawin!
44:34Tawin!
44:35Tawin!
44:36Tawin!
44:37Tawin!
44:38Ba't tayo nyo kinakain nyo ha!
44:39Uy!
44:40Sandalit!
44:41Boob!
44:42Yrmana!
44:43Sumasakit dyan eto, oh!
44:44Tingin ko dahil sa pinakain nyo eh.
44:46Eh, why don't you think that I'm the cause of the pain of your husband's pain?
44:51Hermana, there are ten houses that we've had, now we're going to die.
45:01Hey!
45:05How's it going to die?
45:07Eh, we're going to die.
45:09Hey, that's not going to die!
45:11Eh, why's it going to die?
45:13Hey, that's not going to die.
45:16Hermana!
45:17Hermana!
45:18It's hard.
45:19I'm going to die.
45:20You're going to die.
45:21You're going to die.
45:22He's going to die.
45:23And he's going to die.
45:25Wait, wait, wait.
45:27Wait, wait, wait.
45:28I can't believe that I gave you one set.
45:30I'm going to die.
45:32I'm going to die.
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