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(Episode aired on February 12, 2016)
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00:00Hi, ma'am.
00:04Hello.
00:06Ma'am, magpaalam lang po sana ako. May date po kasi ako mamaya eh.
00:11Ay naku, hindi pwede may date kami ni sir mo.
00:14Ha? Ibig kong sabihin, isusuot niyo yung red dress niyo at red shoes?
00:21Oo. Bakit?
00:23Sayang naman oh. Inaihanda ako na sa kwarto.
00:26Yun ang bala kong suotin eh, ma'am na.
00:33Ma'am, magpapaalam po sana ako. Mag-date up ako kasi may date ako eh.
00:37Eh, bakit taladala mo yung mga gamit mo?
00:40Ah, kasi po, pag hindi niyo upayanan, maglalayas na po ako.
00:49Sir?
00:50Oo.
00:51Pwede po ba akong mag-date up bukas?
00:52Bakit?
00:53Eh, may kipagkita lang po kay Lovely.
00:55Yung kaibigan ko po, punta lang kami ng mall.
00:58Ay naku, Rose ah.
00:59Ganyan-ganyan di paalam mo last year nung Valentine's Day ah.
01:02Sabi mo meron kakikita yung babae.
01:04Sinundang kita sa motel.
01:05Ako, di naman babae ang kasama mo.
01:08Ay sir, nakita ko rin kayo nun eh.
01:10Hindi rin naman babae yung kasama niyo.
01:14Oo kayo, baka wala naman kayong kadate.
01:16Dito na lang kayo kasi biyernes na naman.
01:18Welcome to...
01:19Pash of Brands!
01:34Miss?
01:35Ay, hello ma'am.
01:36Meron kayong lotion?
01:37Yung pangondra sa lamok.
01:38Ay, wait lang mama, check ko.
01:40Eto ma'am, try nyo. Magandang brand yan.
01:45Marami pa po if hindi nyo magustuhan.
01:47Miss!
01:48Yan yung pangondra sa lamok, no?
01:49Alam mo ako, hindi ko tinataboy ang lamok.
01:53Yung girlfriend ko dati, iniwanan ako.
01:57Yung crush ko, iniiwasan ako.
02:00Yung mga babaeng minamahal ko, lahat sila lumalayo na sakin.
02:04Lamok na lang lumalapit sakin.
02:06Bakit ko pa sila itataboy?
02:08Diba?
02:09Mabuti pa yung lamok.
02:11Naa-appreciate ako.
02:13Naa-appreciate ako.
02:36Ano pa?
02:37Miss?
02:38Yes, good morning ma'am.
02:39May kamat ka pang sakit ng ulo?
02:40Ay, sakit-sakit ng ulo ko eh.
02:42Nakuwa.
02:43Ilan ho ba?
02:44Um, tatlo.
02:45Para mawala na tong sakit na to.
02:47Nakuwa ma'am.
02:48Tatlo?
02:49Isa-isa lang ho yung inoom.
02:51Huwag mo kayong inoom ng sobra. Masama po yun eh.
02:54Sige naman.
02:55Alam nyo, Miss.
02:57Masama talaga ng sobra.
02:59Lalo na sa pag-ibig.
03:01Sobra ko siyang binahal.
03:03Sobra ako nagtiwala.
03:05Sobra sobra ang ginawa ko para sa kanya.
03:07Hulga!
03:10Yes Sir.
03:14Ah...
03:18Ah...
03:20Ah...
03:22Ah...
03:28Ah...
03:30Um...
03:32Miss?
03:34Yes Sir.
03:36But nothing but the pain.
03:40Now we have a wound.
03:42We have a wound.
03:44Since your wound got acid,
03:46you know that your wound will lose.
03:48Go ahead and take it a few points.
03:50It will lose the wound.
03:52But if you are odys Mo,
03:54that's where you will enjoy your wound.
03:56Like my loved one who is so bad.
03:58If he didn't lose me,
04:00I felt the wound my wound.
04:02It's the hardest.
04:04Lila, masarap sa pakiramdam nung kasama ko pa siya,
04:07pero nagkahiwali na kami, sobrang sakit.
04:10Ang sakit-sakit.
04:11Parang gusto ko nang mumatay.
04:13Hey!
04:36Ustakuramu mabatay.
04:38Ustakuramu mabatay.
04:43.
04:50.
04:52.
04:54.
04:55.
04:57Ah, Annalie!
04:58I'm just going to ask this question,
04:59what do we do here?
05:01Eh,
05:02I'm going to say,
05:03Ros,
05:04I'll tell you to tell you.
05:05Huh?
05:06What's that?
05:08O-O!
05:10Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
05:14Oh, oh. Sinasagot na kita.
05:18Sinasagot mo na ako?
05:20Yes! May girlfriend na ako.
05:24So, kakas.
05:27You're mine.
05:29Alam mo, masaya din ako kasi ikaw ang first boyfriend ko.
05:33Yan, yan ang mga gusto kong bahan.
05:35Ang soksik mo talaga.
05:36Pero alam mo, paghahandaan ko, ang wixery natin.
05:40Oh, kaya love na love kita. Napaka-sweet mo.
05:44Ma, siyempre.
05:45Pero, babe, paano yung anniversary natin?
05:50Alam mo, man-sary mo na tayo, ha?
05:55Sa man-sary natin, gusto ko lagi kitang iso-surprise.
06:00Eh, gusto ko ang anniversary. Dito tayo magsiselebrate.
06:03Aba, siyempre naman.
06:05Dito tayo magde-date kasi dito naging tayo, eh.
06:07Oh, bakit hindi? Bakit hindi?
06:09Bakit hindi tingnan mo naman ang mga halaman at yung romantic location natin, napakaganda.
06:16Saka, alam mo.
06:19Kita mo yan. Kita mo yan, babe.
06:22Dito natin gaganapin yung kasal.
06:24Wow, excited na ako, babe.
06:27Teka, tapos gawin nating bridesmaid yung classmate ko, si Marian.
06:31Oo, tapos, siya yung magiging ninang ni Russell.
06:36Russell? Sino yung Russell?
06:37Aba, yung panganin natin anak. Fifty ang magiging anak natin.
06:42Gabi ka naman, babe, kaya ko ba yun?
06:44Ba, kaya ang kaya mo yun.
06:46Oh, sige.
06:46Yeah, no?
06:47Tapos, habang nagtatrabaho ako, siyempre bilang accountant.
06:52Si Marian muna yung magbabantay sa baby natin si Russell.
06:55Tapos, ako naman, ang trabaho ko.
06:57Tapos, uuwi ako para surpresahin sila ni baby.
07:00Ah, tapos, babe, yun lang yung trabaho.
07:02Tapos, magugulat ako sa makikita ko.
07:04Huh?
07:06Naghahalikan kayo ni Marian!
07:08Ah, babe.
07:09Kapal na mukha mo!
07:11Di pa talaga sa sarili nating pamamahay?
07:13Babe!
07:14Walang hiya ka!
07:15Oo!
07:16Babe!
07:17Magsama kayo ni Marian!
07:19Walang hiya ka yung dalawa!
07:20Break na tayo!
07:21Babe!
07:24Amo!
07:29Ingat ka, anak, ha!
07:38Erlinda!
07:40Mao?
07:41Ano tong mga eksenang pinagkagawa mo, ha?
07:44Di ba?
07:45Moment ko na yun kay Junjun, eh.
07:48Sumisingit ka, eh.
07:50Nananadya ka ba?
07:52Oh, Mao!
07:53Ito!
07:55There's a new policy at our department.
07:58We need to survey our raid.
08:01Quality assurance.
08:03What's that?
08:05Based on this raid,
08:07will you be able to help our group help?
08:11What's that?
08:21Antonieta?
08:23Hahaha!
08:25Well, well, well.
08:27Look who's here!
08:29At last!
08:31Ikaw pala ang guest namin, Miss Jean Garcia.
08:53Bobo gang!
08:57Just do it with the Bobo gang!
09:01Bobo gang!
09:03Bobo gang!
09:05Bobo gang!
09:07Bobo gang!
09:09Bobo gang!
09:11Bobo gang!
09:13Just do it with the Bobo gang!
09:17Baby!
09:19Bobo gang!
09:25Bobo gang!
09:27Bobo gang!
09:29Booy!
09:31Bobo gang!
09:33Booy!
09:35Boo!
09:39Don't worry about Saudi.
09:41And when you come back there,
09:43please come back with me, please.
09:46Yes.
09:48I love you.
09:50I love you more.
09:56Mom!
09:57Mom!
09:58Mom!
09:59Mom!
10:00Mom!
10:01Mom!
10:02After 25 years,
10:04we can't wait for each other.
10:06Mom!
10:07Mom, I miss you too.
10:08Then you're going along!
10:10No, yes.
10:11Just, boy,
10:12don't call me when I come from here.
10:16Okay?
10:17I'll call you, Mom. I promise.
10:18Oh no.
10:19No?
10:21I'm sorry!
10:23Be,
10:24do you really want me to get into the airport?
10:27Oh no.
10:28I can't even do anything if you get into the airport.
10:31I love you.
10:32Mom!
10:33I miss you too!
10:34It's so scary!
10:36I love you.
10:38I love you.
10:40Bye-bye.
10:42I love you, boy.
10:44Bye-bye.
10:48Take care, child.
10:50Take care.
10:52Take care.
10:54Okay.
10:56Take care, child.
11:06Mom,
11:08what are you going to do?
11:10Right?
11:12That's my moment for Junjun.
11:14I'm so angry.
11:16Are you ready?
11:18Oh, Mom!
11:20I'm not ready, Mom!
11:24What's wrong?
11:26But anyway,
11:28since Junjun is going to be up,
11:30I want to get out of here.
11:34I want to get out of here.
11:36I want to get out of here.
11:38Oh,
11:40I want to get out of here?
11:42No!
11:43Don't get out of here!
11:45Remember this.
11:48You're going to get out of here
11:50at my Junjun.
11:52So,
11:54I want to get out of here.
11:58You're going to get out of here!
12:00But Mom,
12:02I'm going to get out of here.
12:04I'm not going to get out of here.
12:06I'm not going to get out of here.
12:08Okay?
12:09But here in the house,
12:10you'll see.
12:11I'm the most angry person here.
12:15I'm going to get out of here.
12:17Now, Linda,
12:18listen to me!
12:19Oh!
12:22Linda,
12:23I saw that.
12:25What's your name?
12:26What's your name?
12:27I don't have it, Mom.
12:29What's your name?
12:30I'm the most angry person here,
12:34Linda.
12:35Yes.
12:36So,
12:37you're the best to get out of here.
12:38No, Mom.
12:39That's me!
12:40That's me!
12:41That's me!
12:42That's me!
12:43That's me!
12:45Linda,
12:46maybe
12:47you're using this,
12:49so
12:50you're going to get out of here.
12:52Oh!
12:53Ma'am!
12:54Ma'am!
12:55I don't even need to get rid of it.
12:57Ma'am!
12:58I don't need it!
12:59Ma'am!
13:00You're just going to wear it
13:01so that you're just the best
13:03for me to be able to wear your eyes?
13:04No!
13:05Ma'am!
13:06Don'tâŚ
13:07Don't do that.
13:08Don't do that.
13:09Don't do it.
13:10Don't do it.
13:11Do you want me to be good, Linda?
13:12No.
13:13Don't do it.
13:14Don't do it.
13:15Don't do it.
13:16Don't do it.
13:18Don't do it.
13:19Don't do it.
13:20Don't do it.
13:21Don't do it.
13:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:24What?
13:29Linda?
13:30Linda, why didn't you get to the face of my face?
13:38Mamaw?
13:39Huh?
13:40It's a little bit of shoes.
13:42Why didn't you say that Linda?
13:44Mamaw, I told you that I didn't...
13:46No, you didn't say that Linda.
13:49You didn't say that Linda?
13:51No!
13:53No!
13:55No!
13:57No!
13:59No!
14:01No!
14:03No!
14:05No!
14:07No!
14:09No!
14:11No!
14:13No!
14:15No!
14:17No!
14:18Uh, Ma'am,
14:20I'd like to meet with you.
14:23Eh, I have a date.
14:25I've met in the FB.
14:27Why are there so many people in the FB?
14:31From now on,
14:33you'll meet with me
14:35and you'll meet with me.
14:38Eh, it's not possible.
14:40Why not?
14:42They know that I'm the son
14:44and you're the son.
14:48Hey, Ma'am,
14:50I'd like to meet with you
14:52because we'll meet with my boyfriend.
14:54Oh!
14:55That's not possible.
14:57Okay, Ma'am.
14:59I'd like to meet with you
15:01because I'd like to meet with my boyfriend.
15:05Oh!
15:07That's not possible.
15:09Okay, Ma'am.
15:10We're not able to meet with you.
15:12I'm not able to meet with you.
15:15Han,
15:16payagang mo naman kung mag-date ni Inday.
15:18Sandali lang naman kami,
15:19babalik rin kami ngagad.
15:20Diba?
15:27Sir, morning po.
15:28Oy.
15:29Eh, sir,
15:30magpapaalam ko sana ako
15:31mag-day off sa Valentine's Day.
15:32May date po ako.
15:33Nako, eh,
15:34may date din kami ng ate mo.
15:36Hindi pwede it.
15:37Kailangan namin ng driver.
15:38Ah, sir,
15:39di nyo po kailangan ng driver.
15:40Hikiramin ko po yung kotse nyo.
15:41Mag-kumita lang po kayo.
15:52Bakunan mo!
15:53Bakunan mo!
15:54Bakunan mo!
15:55Bakunan mo!
15:56Ingatan yung mga tao!
15:57Bakunan mo!
15:58Sabi!
15:59Sabi!
16:00Bakunan mo!
16:01Bakunan mo!
16:02Sa wakas,
16:03matapos ang mahabang investigasyon,
16:04nahanap din namin ang hideout nyo.
16:06Sigurado ako,
16:07tapos na itong operasyon ninyo ng droga.
16:09Kayo ng mga sindikato nyo.
16:10Narinig ko na yan!
16:11Ilang beses na ako na kulong,
16:12pero nakalabas din ako!
16:13Magani abogado ko!
16:14Basta akong pakialam!
16:15Ha?
16:16Basta ako,
16:17ginagawa ko na makayos ang tabaho ko.
16:19Pero bago ka namin ikulong,
16:21kailangan muna kitang tanungin.
16:23Hindi ko kakanta!
16:24Hindi ako takot sa inyo!
16:25Mas takot ako sa pos namin,
16:26kaya sa inyo!
16:27Hindi yun ang sinasabi ko!
16:29Ano?
16:30Ano?
16:31Ito ako!
16:32Ay bagong policy ang departamento namin.
16:35Kailangan mag-survey ng mga ni-raid namin.
16:38Quality assurance lang.
16:40Ano yun?
16:42Base sa inyong karanasan sa raid na ito,
16:44masasabi mo bang efektibo ang pagtutulungan ng grupo namin?
16:48Ano to?
16:49Ano ako yan?
16:50Sarbay nga eh.
16:51Meron kami evaluation eh.
16:53Dito ibabase yung promotion namin,
16:55at saka itataas ang sweldo namin.
16:56Kaya kailangan ang sagutin nyo.
16:58Unang tanong,
16:59masasabi yung bang efektibo ang pagtutulungan ng grupo namin?
17:04Efektibo, sakto lang, o walang kwenta?
17:06Anong sagot mo doon?
17:07Eh, sakto lang! Sakto lang!
17:11Nakuling nyo naman kami!
17:12Ang maganda.
17:13Eh, susunod.
17:14Paano ang pagtrato ng mga pulis sa inyo?
17:15Marahas? Sakto lang?
17:17O para kayong binaibi?
17:20Eh, sakto lang din naman.
17:22Ah, medyo nanakit.
17:24Pero siyempre, siyempre.
17:25Nung una nagpumiglas kami.
17:26Pero nung sumuko na,
17:28wala nang sakit na naganap.
17:29Sakto naman.
17:30Sakto na.
17:31Base sa naranasan nyo sa raid na ito,
17:33paano nakitungo sa inyo ang mga ahente namin?
17:36Magalang, sakto lang,
17:38o masungit at bastos?
17:39Masungit at bastos!
17:40Masungit at bastos!
17:41Ha?
17:42Masungit at bastos!
17:43Ang bastos ng iba yung mga pulis!
17:44Lalo na to, pinagpumura ko!
17:45Ha?
17:46Sumuko na ako, tapos pinagpumura ko pa ako!
17:47Ha?
17:48Alam mo, pusher lang ako!
17:49Siyempre, tarpaho kayo.
17:50I-may boss ako.
17:51Kaya rin, may boss kayo!
17:52Pare-pareho lang talaga yung tarpaho!
17:54Sabagay.
17:55Eh, sige.
17:56Base sa overall na observation nyo,
17:59paano nyo i-re-rate ang namahala sa raid na to?
18:02Magaling?
18:03Medyo lang?
18:04O nakatsyamba lang?
18:06Tsyamba lang?
18:07Tsyamba?
18:08Kaya bakit?
18:09Ang tagal na namin dito ah!
18:10Natsyambahan nyo lang kami ngayon!
18:11Sa totoo lang!
18:12Tsambero kayo!
18:13Wala ka doon!
18:14Sige!
18:15Sige na nga!
18:16Tsyamba!
18:17Eto mga susunod na tanong, ang sagot dito,
18:19oo, hindi lang ah!
18:20Okay!
18:21Ha?
18:22Kung papipiliin kayo,
18:23kung gusto nyo bang ma-rate uliin ang grupo namin?
18:25Oo!
18:26Hindi!
18:27At kung hindi, bakit?
18:28Syempre, hindi!
18:29Ayaw namin ma-rate, syempre!
18:31Ha?
18:32Talaga, hindi!
18:33Last question ah!
18:34Re-recommendan mo ba sa mga kapwa mo kriminal ang grupo namin para iraid sila?
18:38Oo, oo, hindi!
18:39At kung hindi, bakit?
18:40Eh, eh, eh, eh!
18:41Ano?
18:42Hindi ko alam eh!
18:43Kailangan na sagot!
18:44Kailangan, kailangan, survey nga to!
18:45Kundi, pagkagalitan ako ng boss ko!
18:46Wala akong takailan ko pagkagalitan ka ng boss mo!
18:48Eh, hindi, eh!
18:49Lagay mo, hindi!
18:50Sige, lagay mo, hindi!
18:51Hindi!
18:52Natural, hindi!
18:53Tuturado ka!
18:54Oo!
18:55Ano ba?
18:56Ikulog nyo na nga ako!
18:57Tagal naman ang serve na to eh!
18:58Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi!
18:59Asandala ah!
19:00Medyo mababa yung binigay niyong evaluation sa amin ah!
19:05Ako!
19:06Wala akong pakialan!
19:07Pwede ba yung kulong nyo na ako?
19:08Pagod na ako eh!
19:09Ganina pa pa serve na to!
19:10Kulong nyo na ako!
19:11Hindi, hindi, hindi!
19:12Kailangan pagkawin mo kahit dalawang sagot lang dito para pumasa kami!
19:15Wala akong pakialan ko hindi kay pumasa!
19:17Ha, ganon ah!
19:18Oo!
19:19Hindi ko ba pagkawin yan!
19:20Kung di ba pagkawin niya sagot mo,
19:21Sige!
19:22Ano?
19:23Pa, ganon ah!
19:24Oo!
19:25Hindi ko ba pagkawin yan!
19:26Kung di ba pagkawin niya sagot mo!
19:27Sige!
19:28Ano?
19:29Hmm?
19:30Papay tayo!
19:33Paano mong pwede pag-usapan na lang na?
19:35Ha?
19:36Ano man!
19:37Hindi na!
19:38Ano ang tanong lang eh!
19:39Pagkawin mo lang ang sagot na to!
19:41Hindi na!
19:42Ano naman!
19:43Dalawa lang yun oh!
19:45Ay, four star na lang!
19:47Kaya...
19:48Ay, three okay lang eh!
19:49Tama!
19:50Tama!
19:52Diba?
19:53Nakaharap ka
19:54sa kamerang ito.
19:56Tapos,
19:57nung umenter ako,
19:59bigla mong nalaman at naramdaman
20:02na nasa likod mo ko!
20:04I have a question for you!
20:06May mata ba yung batok mo?!
20:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
20:27Let's do it with the blabber again!
20:37Let's do it with the blabber again!
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23:11PAPA!
23:12PAPA!
23:13PAPA!
23:14PAPA!
23:15PAPA!
23:16PAPA!
23:17PAPA!
23:18PAPA!
23:19PAPA!
23:20PAPA!
23:21PAPA!
23:22PAPA!
23:23PAPA!
23:24PAPA!
23:25PAPA!
23:26PAPA!
23:27PAPA!
23:28PAPA!
23:29PAPA!
23:30Ito pala ang anak mo, Miss Jean Garcia.
23:34Bata, maganda, at sexy.
23:38Hindi nyo na kailangan ng pag-aaral pa.
23:41Tumigil ka!
23:43Huwag ka maniwala sa kanya.
23:45Makinig ka sa akin. Kailangan mag-aaral ka na mabuti, ha?
23:48Kailangan makaakon tayo sa hira
23:50para hindi na tayo masunda ng tunyatang ito.
23:54Nakalimutan mo na ba, Miss Jean Garcia,
23:57sa mga telenovela?
23:59Basta't maganda, at sexy, at umami,
24:02automatic, marunong nang mag-ingles.
24:05Di ba si Marimar?
24:06Natutong mag-ingles pagkatapos umami,
24:08niyang niyayari ba yan sa tunay na buhay?
24:10Hindi!
24:14Tumigil ka!
24:15Sige na, na. Umalis ka na. Umalis ka na sa bahay na to.
24:18Nay, paano kayo, Nay?
24:20Hindi, okay lang ako.
24:22Magkita tayo sa kanto, ha?
24:24Itahin mo ako doon. Sige na, ha?
24:26Sige na, na.
24:27Ay!
24:28Hindi!
24:29Hindi, hintayin mo ako doon.
24:30Susundan kita.
24:31Pangako yan.
24:32Pangako yan.
24:33Nakakasad naman ang mga eksena nito.
24:35Ha, ha, ha, ha!
24:36No!
24:37Nakakasad ngayon ang mga eksena nito.
24:39Oh, na-an!
24:46Oh, na po naman!
24:47Oh, na-an!
24:48Oh, na!
24:49Oh, na!
24:50Oh, miyay gudnes,
24:51this is so shit!
24:52Nakakaawa naman!
24:53Ano bang problema mo sa amin?!
24:54What's that?
24:56What's your problem?
24:58What's your problem?
25:00What's your problem?
25:02Just focus on it.
25:04That's it.
25:06Why do you do that?
25:08It's so beautiful.
25:10It's not true.
25:12What's your problem?
25:14Just focus on it.
25:16Just focus on it.
25:18That's it.
25:20I'm not focused on it.
25:22That's it.
25:24That's it.
25:34And if you focus on it,
25:36you focus on it.
25:42That's it.
25:44That's it.
25:46That's it.
25:48For your information.
25:52What's that?
25:54You're too hard.
25:56You know,
25:58I know that all of you guests
26:00have already been defeated.
26:02But you're not dead.
26:04What's that?
26:05It's just a peg right now?
26:09You know, I know that all of you guests here are already dead,
26:14but you're not dead.
26:18That's what I'm talking about.
26:20Do you remember?
26:21The truth is, even if you're dead,
26:24if you're dead, you're dead!
26:27I'm not dead, Tonya.
26:29I'm not dead.
26:30I'm not dead.
26:34Wow!
26:37Did you see the detonator?
26:39Wow! My goodness!
26:42Such a big word.
26:43Detonator?
26:45There's a bomb in the house.
26:47Don't you worry.
26:49Before I put it in the house,
26:51I'm out of the house.
26:53It's too fast to see it!
26:58Really?
26:59If you put your blouse,
27:01just try it.
27:02What's your name?
27:03What's your name?
27:04You're dead!
27:05You're dead!
27:06You're dead!
27:07You're dead!
27:09What?!
27:10What's the matter of this?!
27:12Ms. Jean Garcia,
27:13how do I get a bomb in the body?
27:14What are you doing?
27:15You don't know?
27:16You're not sure
27:17that all the people of life
27:19have been created by dynamite.
27:22You're dead!
27:23Ms. Jean,
27:26Ms. Jean Garcia,
27:27please!
27:28Baka naman pwede natin
27:29itong pag-usapan,
27:30please!
27:31Please!
27:32Lahat gagawin ko!
27:33Lahat gagawin ko!
27:34Basta huwag mo lang
27:35pasapugin itong dinamita
27:36nato sa katawan ko,
27:37please!
27:38Lahat gagawin mo
27:39at lahat din ang gagawin ko!
27:44Ito lang dahil sa lahat ng pagpapahirap mo sa amin!
27:49At ito lang dahil sa pagsunod-sunod mo sa amin!
27:53Ah!
27:54Ah!
27:55Ah!
27:56Uy, atentin naman no!
27:57Ah!
27:58At ito!
27:59Ha?
28:00Nandahin sa ayaw mo kami tigilan!
28:02Ah!
28:03Ah!
28:04Ah!
28:05Ah!
28:06Ah!
28:07Ah!
28:08Ah!
28:09Ah!
28:10Ah!
28:11Ah!
28:12Ah!
28:13Ah!
28:14Ah!
28:15Ah!
28:16Ah!
28:17Ah!
28:18Ah!
28:19Ah!
28:20Ah!
28:21Ah!
28:22Ah! Ah!
28:23Ah!
28:24Ah!
28:25Ah!
28:26Ah!
28:27Ah!
28:28Ah!
28:29Ah!
28:30Oh my God!
28:31Ang sakit talaga naman mo!
28:32Hindi na bero ito!
28:33Wag ba kung hawakan!
28:34Wag ba kung hawakan!
28:35Wag ba kung hawakan!
28:36Tinam mo pa hatag gamit!
28:37Ah!
28:38Wag ba kung hawakan!
28:39Please!
28:40Please!
28:41Ang dami na naman!
28:42Taggerin ang lahat din ang buong ba,
28:42please!
28:44Ito na!
28:45Masasabugin ko na!
28:46Ah!
28:47Ah!
28:48Ah!
28:49Ito na!
28:50May pahabol ka pa!
28:51Yes!
28:52Come here!
28:54Thank you very much for watching this show!
28:59I hope this is the last episode of this episode!
29:06Ma'am?
29:08Hmm.
29:09Ma'am?
29:10What?
29:11Eh...
29:12I want to know that I'm going to date with you, Ma'am.
29:14I'm going to date with Sonia.
29:16Eh...
29:17Eh...
29:18Naku, hindi pwede kasi.
29:19May bala kami umalis ng kuya mo.
29:21Sino magbabantay dito sa bahay?
29:23Ako po, Ma'am.
29:24Eh, hindi naman ako alis ng bahay, eh.
29:26Doon lang kami magde-date ni Sonia sa parto niyo.
29:34Ah, sir.
29:35Oh, pwede akong mag-day off sa Valentine's Day?
29:38May date kasi ako, eh.
29:40Oh, sige.
29:41Pwede naman.
29:42Gusto mo.
29:43Kamintin mo ba kotse ko, eh.
29:44Talaga, sir?
29:45Oo.
29:46Basta ba sa 15th, ako i-de-date mo.
29:52Magandang gabi po. Ako po, si Antonim Santos.
29:54At ako naman po, si Apo Larzon, para mag-hatid sa inyo ng...
29:57Balitang...
29:59Baligtad!
30:16Magandang gabi po. Ako po, si Antonim Santos.
30:17Magandang gabi po. Ako po, si Antonim Santos.
30:22At ako naman po, si Apo Larzon, para mag-hatid sa inyo ng...
30:23Balitang Baligtad!
30:39Baligtad!
30:40Baligtad!
30:41Baligtad!
30:42Baligtad!
30:43Magandang gabi po, ako po, si Antonim Santos.
30:45At ako naman po, si Apo Larzon, para mag-hatid sa inyo ng...
30:48Balitang Baligtad!
30:50Baligtad!
30:51Baligtad!
30:52Baligtad!
30:53Madaming kababayan natin ang natutuwa dahil sa...
30:56Maayos na pakikitungo sa kanila ng mga taxi drivers.
31:00Matatandaang may isang babae ang napabalita
31:03na sinisingil siya ng salto ng driver
31:06nang nasakyan niyang taxi
31:08at sinabihan pa siya ng magagandang salita
31:11pagkatapos niya magbayad ng sobra.
31:13Ay, ano kayang magandang salita ayan?
31:16Ito, abangan mong luso.
31:18Isa!
31:19Isang sex video ngayon ang kumakalat sa internet.
31:25Makikitang huling-huli sa camera ang dalawang artista
31:28na si Jenny Valdez at Lorenzo Martinez
31:31na walang ginagawa.
31:34Grabe naman.
31:35Saya?
31:36Sobre nga.
31:38Gayunpaman, ilang supporters nila ang hunihingi ng suporta
31:41para ikalat ang sex video para sa kanilang sariling kapakanan.
31:45Dumako naman po tayo ngayon kay Andy Totoo.
31:48Live ngayon sa Supreme Court
31:50para ipabalita ang kaganapan
31:52ng kaso ng pagpaslang ng isang misis sa Maykavite.
31:55Andy?
31:57Yes, you're right, Apple.
31:59Andito nga tayo ngayon sa labas ng Supreme Court
32:01at hinihintay natin si Mr. Alfredo
32:03para kapanay-main po natin siya
32:05sa kanyang kasong pagpatay sa kanyang misis
32:07at mukhang andito na siya.
32:09Mr. Alfredo, Mr. Alfredo,
32:11ano pong masasabi ninyo at napatunayan po ng hukuman
32:14na kayo po ay guilty sa pagpatay sa inyong misis?
32:17Not guilty po?
32:19Ah, masayang masaya ako at wala akong kasalanan.
32:22Masaya po ako dahil not guilty po yung lumabas.
32:24Masayang masaya po kayo kahit napatunayan po
32:27na kayo po ang pumatay sa inyong misis?
32:28Ah, hindi, hindi po.
32:30Ah, not guilty po yung lumabas.
32:32Ah, wala akong pinatay.
32:33Ah, masaya na masaya po ako.
32:35Ah, yun nga pong ibig sabihin.
32:37Masaya po kayo kahit kayo po ay guilty
32:39at napatunayan po ng hukuman nito.
32:41Hindi po, not guilty po.
32:42Ah, wala akong pinatay.
32:44Ah, masaya po ako sa naging resulta po.
32:47Ah, yun po.
32:48Yan po, narinig po natin siya na siya po ay masaya
32:51at inaamin niya po na siya po ay guilty talaga
32:53sa pagpatay sa kanyang misis.
32:55Hindi po, guilty po.
32:56Wala akong pinatay.
32:57Ah, yun po yung naging besisyon nila,
32:59not guilty po.
33:00Ah, wala akong pinatay, wala akong kasalanan.
33:02Ayan po, inulit-ulit po niya na siya po talaga ay guilty
33:05sa pagpatay sa kanyang misis po.
33:07Wala nga, hulingay.
33:08Wala nga akong pasalanan.
33:09Ah, pakikuhan na nga ito, please.
33:11Pakikapak na nga po yan si Mr. Alfredo.
33:14So, mga kaibigan, narinig po natin ang pagpatay sa kanyang misis.
33:17Wala akong pinatay.
33:18Gusto mo ipo patayin ko?
33:21O, o, o.
33:23Narinig niyo po, talagang dadagdagan pa niya ang kaso niya.
33:26Gusto niya po akong patayin.
33:27At talagang alam na alam natin na talagang guilty po.
33:30Ano sabi mo?
33:31Ano sabi mo?
33:32Hindi nga akong guilty.
33:33Microphone ko to, Mike.
33:34Pakitanggal nga yan.
33:35Pakitang...
33:36Kung gusto mo isubo ko sa mukha mo yung...
33:38Ha?
33:39Ayan, Bakty.
33:40Ayan pa, ma...
33:41Pakitanggal na, pakitanggal na yan.
33:42Tanggal na, tanggal na, tanggal na.
33:43Ayan na pa, mga kaibigan, narinig po natin.
33:45Galit lang, galit po siya.
33:46Ano nun?
33:47Hindi nga akong guilty.
33:48Hindi nga akong guilty.
33:49Kanyang kaso?
33:50Apol!
33:51Back to you, Apol!
33:53Okay, maraming salamat, Andy.
33:55Babalikan po natin si Andy sa pagpatuloy ng kasong yun sa pagbabalik ng...
34:00Balitang...
34:01Balitan!
34:02Napakahirap ng ganyang mga pasok dito na.
34:05Okay ka nila?
34:06Medyo okay na.
34:07Medyo kayong namunti.
34:08Hey!
34:09Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:11Magparan dito.
34:12Ending eh.
34:13Kailangan makahabal ako.
34:14Ako ba, may isang gant pa.
34:15Bumalik ka doon!
34:16Ay!
34:17Ay!
34:18Ay!
34:19Ay!
34:20Ay!
34:21Ay!
34:22Ay!
34:23Excuse me po, ma'am.
34:25Magpapaalam po sana ako eh.
34:26May date po sana ako mamaya.
34:29Okay lang.
34:30Basta huwag kang magpalit, ha?
34:31Aha.
34:32Tsaka, sino nga pala kadate mo?
34:34Ay!
34:35Yung pong anak nyo.
34:36Ha?
34:37Kailan pa kayong magkarelasyon ni Amanda?
34:41Ay!
34:42Hindi po si Amanda ang kadate ko.
34:44Ito po!
34:45Si Bernard!
34:46Ano?
34:47May ka ba si Mama?
34:48Yung...
34:49Parang...
34:58Ma'am!
34:59Eh!
35:00Gusto ko sana mag-day ho.
35:01Valentine's Day.
35:02May date ako.
35:03Pwede po ba?
35:04Ah, okay.
35:05Okay lang.
35:06Salamat po.
35:09Anong salamat?
35:10Hoy!
35:11Pasko pa lang pinapalayas na kita.
35:13Ikaw yung ayaw umalis.
35:14Dali mo na nga yung gamit mo!
35:16Hi, sir!
35:17Oo!
35:18Sir!
35:19May date po ako sa Valentine's Day.
35:20Ibig sabihin mag-day off ka.
35:21Eh, hindi po.
35:22Pinag-ayabang ko lang po.
35:23Sir!
35:24May date po ako sa Valentine's Day.
35:25Ibig sabihin mag-day off ka.
35:26Eh, hindi po.
35:27Pinag-ayabang ko lang po.
35:28Sir!
35:29May date off ka.
35:30Eh, hindi po.
35:31Pinag-ayabang ko lang po.
35:32Sir!
35:43Maika!
35:44Pakitimpla ako ng mango juice.
35:45Pati yung ano, ham sandwich ha.
35:46Ah, okay, sir.
35:47Lagyan mo din ng cheese.
35:48Okay.
35:49Ahm...
35:50Sir!
35:51Ha?
35:52Pwede po ba ako magpaalam?
35:53Hmm?
35:54Kung pwede pong mag-day off sa Valentine's Day.
35:56May date po kasi ako.
35:59Hindi.
36:01Hindi pwede?
36:02Hindi ako makapaniwalang may kadate ka.
36:04Siguro lalayas ka lang, no?
36:28Eh!
36:29Bah!
36:30Baharok!
36:31Baharok!
36:45Ah!
36:55Ma, maanong, maanong bilisan niyo na?
36:57Dinilin ako sa hospital!
36:59Tama kong bilisan eh.
37:01Traffic, traffic, tignan nyo.
37:03Tsaka malayo pa hospital eh.
37:05Hindi yun ba kayang pigilan?
37:07Anong pigilan? Maanong makanganak na ako?
37:09Bilisan niyo!
37:11Bakit kasi ngayon lang kayo
37:13nagpadala sa hospital.
37:15Saan ba asawan niyo?
37:17Wala! Nasaabron!
37:19Hindi ko mabibilisan ng traffic nga eh.
37:21Ay!
37:23Ay! Ay!
37:25Ito sa muna!
37:27Ito sa muna!
37:29Ah!
37:31Dahan na!
37:33Nako!
37:35Nakikita ko na yung ulo ng bata!
37:37Ay! Ay!
37:39Ay!
37:41Ay!
37:42I-iring nyo!
37:43I-iring nyo!
37:44I-iring nyo!
37:45Sige! Sige!
37:47Ay!
37:48Ay!
37:49Ay!
37:50One, two, three, go!
37:52One, two, three, go!
37:54One, two, three, go!
38:00You don't need it.
38:02You don't need it, you don't need it.
38:04Thank you so much.
38:06We're going to see you in the hospital.
38:08I don't need it.
38:10Why?
38:12You're going to take care of your passenger.
38:14Okay, take care of my sister.
38:16I'm going to take care of my sister.
38:18You can't take care of my sister.
38:20You're going to take care of my sister.
38:22Yes!
38:23You better to take care of my sister.
38:26Yes, keep going!
38:28Ah!
38:30No, my sister's head!
38:32No, I'm going to go!
38:34No, stop.
38:35Okay, stop.
38:37Please lift your help.
38:39No, no, no!
38:45Ah, you're down.
38:46Hey, what?
38:47I'm here first.
38:49I'm here first.
38:50I'm here first.
38:51Mama, I'm here first.
38:53Please!
38:54You're here first.
38:56I'm here first.
38:57Now?
38:57Mama, I'm here first.
38:59What?
39:01What?
39:02I want to ask you this.
39:04Pico!
39:05Pico, close!
39:06Ch ××ďż˝ naman.
39:07Hey, I'm here first.
39:08Hey, put it here.
39:10Ah!
39:13Let me go!
39:14What?
39:15I don't know you've got to say
39:17I you've got to say
39:21I want to stop
39:23Then I'll stop
39:26oh
39:27I don't ever do that
39:29Area
39:31Dies
39:35novels
39:37my
39:39little
39:41Ako!
39:42It's not that easy.
39:43I need to work first, huh?
39:48Hey, sorry!
39:49There's no camera here.
39:50Ah, Mrs., you're going to be going to go.
39:55Get your shot!
39:56Hey!
39:58Fuck!
39:59Hey!
40:00Hey!
40:01Hey!
40:02Hey!
40:03Sorry!
40:04Hey!
40:05Hey!
40:06Hey!
40:07Hey!
40:08Hey!
40:09Hey!
40:10I'm not sure what that means.
40:12I'm not sure what that means.
40:14I'm not sure what that means.
40:16What's up, Indai?
40:18You're on the 3rd day of this weekend.
40:22I'm not sure what that means, sir.
40:24That's why my boyfriend is so good.
40:30You're right, Indai.
40:34Hey, sir, ma'am.
40:36I can tell you,
40:37I've heard the scene of Gely.
40:39I can't.
40:40You can't get any money.
40:42I'm not sure what that means.
40:43I'm not sure what that means.
40:45His money is so important.
40:47He's just a lot of money.
40:49We're going to eat it out.
40:51We'll watch the scene.
40:53We're going to go to Tagaytay.
40:57Where are you going?
40:59We're going to go to Gely.
41:01We're going to go.
41:02I'm not sure what that means.
41:04I'm not sure what that means.
41:06Let's do it with a boy again!
41:19Let's do it with a boy again!
41:21Mom, I'm going to know that we're going to be my boyfriend.
41:34Who's your boyfriend?
41:37It's better that you don't trust me.
41:40Let's go.
41:41Okay, let's go.
41:42Mom, let's go.
41:44Mom, if you want me to talk to me, I need to go.
41:48Okay, let's go.
41:49What's your boyfriend's name?
41:52I'll call you.
41:54I don't want to talk to you.
42:01Hello?
42:02Mom!
42:03Mom!
42:04What's up?
42:05What's up?
42:06We're going to go outside.
42:08We're going to go outside.
42:10We're going to go outside.
42:12We're going outside.
42:19We're going outside.
42:20Hi-
42:22Sir.
42:23Please do let me know.
42:26I think I can pay for dinner what's the day to earn.
42:29So, that's why?
42:30If you saw a valentine's date.
42:31Despite that, you want to take an entertainer?
42:35You look at the date downwards.
42:37Non- Signable.
42:38No, no.
42:39Actually, I have to the boyfriend of my boyfriend.
42:42Eh, yun naman pala, eh. Para saan yung ina-advance mong pamalengke?
42:46Eh, sir, wala na kong pagkain sa rib. Wala akong maiyahanda sa kanya bukas.
42:57Papalam lang sana ako sa'yo, sir. May mag-date lang sana kami ni Maria.
43:02Eh, baka po pwede pong mahiram yung sasakyan nyo.
43:07Oo, sige. Pero ano, paubos na yung gas nun, eh.
43:09Eh, pagpakarga ka na lang pagkatapos mo gamitin, no?
43:13Ako, sir, hindi na po kailangan, sir.
43:15Bakit? May pang-gas ka?
43:16Hindi, sir, hindi naman ako lalabas ng garay, sir.
43:18Eh, baka kasi punuri naman ang motel ngayon. Doon lang kami sa loob ng auto mag-date.
43:30Ma'am, magpapaalam lang po ako. May date po kasi ako. Baka pwedeng makabali.
43:36Naku, wrong timing ka naman. May outing kasi kami ng mga office meets kumamaya.
43:41Kulang pa nga yung cash ko, eh.
43:46O, ma'am. Idagdag nyo na yan sa pocket money nyo.
43:53Kala kong umihingi ka ng pera.
43:55Hindi na po. Tutal, aalis naman pala kayo, sasabihin ko na lang kay sir,
44:00dito na lang kami mag-date.
44:02Tingat mo kayo, ha?
44:11Han!
44:13Si Baldo, eh, sasambahan ko lang, eh. May date siya dun sa kasambahay ni pare.
44:17O, sige. Pero bakit kailangan kasama ka pa?
44:21Eh, ito kasi si Baldo mahihina dumiskarte sa kasambahay.
44:24Eh, atuturuan ko lang.
44:34Ma'am, aalis na po pala ako ngayon.
44:37Bakit? May Valentine's date ka, no?
44:39Hindi po. Sinusundo na po kasi ako ng mga polis, eh.
44:42Ha? Bakit?
44:43Sinaksak ko po si Sir. Pinabustos niya ho kasi ako, eh.
44:54Hindi pwede. May dating kami ng ate mo eh. Wala kaming driver.
44:57Ah, Sir, hindi nyo po kailangan ng driver.
44:59Ah, nawala na naman ako si Aris.
45:01Last photo. Dasa daw, promise.
45:03Sir?
45:04Naku, eh. May dating kami ng ate mo eh. Hindi pwede. Wala kaming driver.
45:08Ah, Sir, hindi na po kailangan naman siyang driver.
45:10Eh, hiraming ko po yung kotse. Kaya, yun kaya na naman po, Ma.
45:13Ha?
45:14Naku, eh. May dating kami ng ate mo eh. Hindi pwede. Wala kaming driver.
45:17Ah, Sir, hindi na po kailangan ng driver. Eh, hiraming ko po yung kotse. Kaya, yun kaya na naman po, Ma.
45:22Ha?
45:23Ha?
45:24Ha?
45:25Ha?
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