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(Episode aired on January 3, 2014)
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(Episode aired on January 3, 2014)
GMA's KiliTV is now back on YouTube! Stream 'Bubble Gang' every Friday at 7 PM on YouLOL YouTube channel. #KiliYT
For more Bubble Gang full episodes, click the link below:
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00:00What can I do to be grateful for you?
00:13Do you want anything to do?
00:16Yes, what do you want?
00:19Can I take care of you?
00:23That's it?
00:25Yes, and then I'll take care of you.
00:28I'll take care of you.
00:30I'll take care of you.
00:32That's it?
00:34Okay.
00:44Thank you so much for your help.
00:48That's it.
00:49We're going to do everything you want to do
00:52so that you can help us.
00:55Whatever.
00:56Whatever.
00:59Excuse me, huh?
01:02Let's go here.
01:07Help!
01:08Sorry, huh?
01:10I'm more tight than you.
01:12What's more tight?
01:13We'll go back to the sea.
01:15It's okay.
01:16We'll take care of you.
01:25We'll take care of you.
01:26No, it's okay.
01:28Let's go.
01:32Okay, well.
01:33You're okay.
01:34Let's see.
01:36Sorry.
01:37You're okay.
01:38You're okay.
01:39Do you know what to do with me?
01:41No, it's not. It's okay.
01:45What do you want to do with me?
01:47That's what I want to do with you.
01:50No, it's okay. It's not what I need to do.
02:01Ha!
02:02Ha!
02:03George!
02:04George!
02:07George!
02:09Hey, what's up there?
02:10My brother!
02:11I don't know.
02:12It's just a sudden she died.
02:14We're leaving Risa.
02:17George!
02:19George!
02:29Diego.
02:30Thank you very much for me
02:32to crush the aeroplano.
02:34What?
02:35What can I do to help you?
02:39Well,
02:40what I'd like
02:42is that you're going to die
02:44with your baby damo
02:45to eat.
02:46Then,
02:47at night,
02:48you'll be able to sleep.
02:53Maybe the baby damo
02:54will be able to sleep
02:55at night
02:56and you'll be able to die
02:57every day.
02:58tomorrow.
02:59It's a good day.
03:00It's a good day.
03:10Alex?
03:11Alex!
03:12The door is a lot.
03:13I have a lot of people.
03:14Alex!
03:16Alex!
03:31Alex!
03:34Alex!
03:35Oh,
03:36Alex!
03:37Oh.
03:38Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:40Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Eto na.
03:46Ako na, ako na, ako na, ako na.
03:49Ako na, ako na, ako na!
03:50Ako na, ako na, ako na, ako na, ako na, ako na, ako na.
03:51Dyan.
03:52Oh, pinaas ko na.
03:53Uhm,
03:54okay.
03:56Hello, ending, my love.
03:57Sa'n ka galing?
03:59Where did you go?
04:00I'm a jogging!
04:03I'm a jogging!
04:04Jogging?
04:05You're a two-day morning,
04:06you're a jogging?
04:08You're always a jogging.
04:10I'm a jogging.
04:11You're a jogging.
04:14Hey, boy!
04:15I'm a dududan for you.
04:17You're a jocelyn,
04:18you're a jocelyn,
04:20you're a wala.
04:22Why am I a dududan?
04:24I'm not a dududan.
04:26I'm a jogging.
04:27Oh, wag anong nagagalit siya mo.
04:30Bakit baliktad yung t-shirt mo, ha?
04:36Ay, baliktad talaga to.
04:38Kasi, ano eh.
04:40Andali, magka-explain ako.
04:42Kasi...
04:43Kasi ano, sige-sige, magpaliwalag ka.
04:45Hmm.
04:46Kanina nga, nung nagra-jogging ako,
04:48pinawi siya na ko eh.
04:49Kaya hinubad ko,
04:51pinampunas ko sa katawan ko,
04:52tas binaliktad ko lang.
04:53Side A, side B.
04:54Ayan, kaya medyo nabaliktad ng konti.
04:57Eh,
04:59bakit pati jogging pants mo waliktad?
05:02Sino mo yung bulsa,
05:04nasa harapan pa, oh?
05:07Ah, eto.
05:08Ah,
05:09talagang binaliktad ko to.
05:10Kasi diba naaalala mo,
05:12kapag nagra-jogging ako, ha?
05:14Pag nasa likod,
05:15nalalaglag yung wallet ko.
05:16Naka-ilang wallet na akong laglag.
05:18Kaya,
05:19binaliktad ko yung jogging pants ko
05:20para, nasa harap.
05:21Para pag tumatakbo,
05:22gumagano.
05:23Kasan yung wallet mo?
05:24Yun ang nakalimutan ko sa bahay.
05:26Kaya nga ako bumalik eh.
05:27Kasi gusto kong kurin yung wallet ko.
05:30Hmm,
05:31kita mo?
05:32Wala akong ginawang masama.
05:33Hindi.
05:34Wag mo akong pinaglaloloko, ha?
05:35Wag mo akong pinaglaloloko, ha?
05:36Wag mo akong pinaglaloloko.
05:37Teka lang!
05:38Wala talaga.
05:39Baka kala mo hindi ko naririnig, ha?
05:41Kapag wala ako dito,
05:42pumupunta ka dun sa bahay ng kumari ko.
05:46Alam mo, ako na naiili sa'yo, ha?
05:48Hmm?
05:49Alam mo ba?
05:50Huling punta ko doon sa kumari mo,
05:51eh nung nakikiramay lang tayo,
05:53nung namatay si pare.
05:54Yun lang!
05:55Wala akong ibang ginawang masama.
05:58Tama yung dahilan.
05:59Eh, masyado ka nagdududa.
06:01Sige nga.
06:02Baba mo nga yung jogging pants mo.
06:04Tinanating kung hindi balitad yung brief mo.
06:06Hindi balitad yung brief mo?
06:17Ang bilis naman!
06:18Isa pa!
06:19Bagalan mo!
06:20Ah, gusto mong bagalan ko, ha?
06:23Oh!
06:24Ano?
06:27Wala niya!
06:28Bakit!
06:29Ano nilawa ko sa'yo?
06:30Hindi nga balitad yung brief mo,
06:31pero sod mo naman panty!
06:33May ka panty ni kumari yan!
06:34Ay!
06:35Huwag ka panty!
06:36Siya talaga!
06:37Hindi ako nakapanty, ha?
06:39Istambay, istambay sa looban
06:43Ang istorya ni Al ay pakinggan
06:47Dati siyang mahilig sa inuman
06:51Pero gusto na niyang kalimutan
06:55Ang una po magtatanong Brad Pitt ay si kasaping Betong
06:59Betong
07:00May nasusunod po ba tungkol sa anong mga TV show
07:03ang bagay sa ilang mga artisan natin dito sa Bubble Gang?
07:06Tama natin!
07:07Opo!
07:08Very talented dahata!
07:10Ano?
07:12Ano?
07:13Napansin ko napanayang
07:14I love you niyo ng boyfriend mo sa FB
07:17Yeah!
07:18Kakilig no?
07:19Kakakilig?
07:20Baka kakakilabot!
07:23Bobo gang!
07:24BABU GANG
07:35BABU GANG
07:39Just to work with a BABU GANG
07:42Yeah!
07:47Just to work with a BABU GANG
07:51Let's do it with a fucking game!
08:12Anak, napansin ko napanayang I love union ang boyfriend mo sa FB.
08:18Yeah, kakilig, no?
08:22Baka kakakilabot.
08:24Okay lang naman magmahal.
08:26Pero kailangan ba talaga ipaalam sa mundo yung paglalandian nyo?
08:30Pati kayo mag-PM.
08:32O baka ayintindi nyo sa PM, public message.
08:36Sa totoo lang, ako nahihiya sa katangahan ninyo.
08:39Anak, may mga tao ang kahit araw-araw mo nakikita, nakakamis.
08:44Pero kayong dalawa, kahit hindi ko nakikita, nakakainis.
08:48Tandaan mo, iha. Kung gusto ko ng cheesy, papadeliver ako ng pizza.
08:54Anong palag-team efek yan? Pakiexplain.
08:58Uy!
09:00Love you!
09:01Salamat nga pala sa ginawa mong pagligtas sa buhay ko mong mag-crash ang aeroplano, ha?
09:15Ano bang pwede kong gawin para naman mapasalamatan kita?
09:21Hindi man na itatanong eh. Malungkot ang buhay dito sa isla.
09:26Naangkayakap paggabi.
09:29Kaya kung pwede bang pakikuha naman yung staff table sa labing aeroplano.
09:34Hindi mo makatulog, magwala yun eh.
09:36Ayun na.
09:37Alam mo akong hindi dahil sa'yo. Patay na ako.
09:51Kaya kahit anong sabihin mo gagawin ko.
09:58Teka nga. Lahat ng sasabihin ko gagawin mo?
10:01Oo. Lahat ng sasabihin mo gagawin ko.
10:05Kahit na ano gagawin mo?
10:08Lahat.
10:10Sige nga.
10:11Talaga ha?
10:12Oo nga.
10:15Sige nga, tumbling ka nga.
10:19Tumbling?
10:21Eh, hindi akong mo tumbling.
10:23Eh, akala.
10:25Wala ka pala eh. Ta-tumbling lang eh.
10:28Tumbling na!
10:31Tumbling!
10:32Tumbling!
10:33Tumbling!
10:34Tumbling!
10:35Tumbling!
10:36Tumbling!
10:38Tumbling!
10:39Tumbling!
10:40Hi.
10:41Um...
10:43Ano bang kailangan kong gawin para makabayad naman ako sa kabutihan mo sakin?
10:49Ah, bibigay mo ba sakin kahit anong hilingin ko?
10:52Mm-mm.
10:55Bihin mo sakin katawan mo.
10:57Eingot ka pala eh.
10:59Bakit?
11:00Eh, dapat ang hiningi mo sakin kayamanan o katanyagan.
11:04Genie ako, no? Inuuna mo pa yung tawag ng laman.
11:07Is tambay, is tambay sa looban.
11:18Ang istorya ni Al ay paglingan.
11:23Dati siyang mahilig sa inuman.
11:26Pero gusto na niyang kalimutan.
11:27Pero gusto na niyang kalimutan.
11:30Parang isha.
11:31Ito na.
11:32Parang isha.
11:33O, ito na.
11:34Parang isha.
11:35Parang isha.
11:36Parang isha.
11:37Parang isha.
11:38Isa lang, isha lang, pare.
11:39Hindi, hindi na akong minom, Tol.
11:40Ano eh.
11:41Ah, nag-isip lang ako, New Year's resolution kung 2.14 hindi na ako ginom.
11:45Eh, Dati siyang mangininom eh.
11:46Eh, Dati siyang mangininom eh.
11:47Hindi inom.
11:48Parang hindi naman totoo eh.
11:49Yan.
11:50Nagbago na nga ako, Tol eh.
11:51O, hindi ayoko na minom.
11:52Sus!
11:53Sensya na.
11:54May susunduin pa ako eh.
11:55Nagbago nga na.
11:56Nagulat ang lahat sa ating bida. Si Al ay talagang nagbago na. Dati laging may hit ang salita niya. Alko-o-lik ang tawa niya. Alko-o-lik ang tawa niya.
12:25Ay!
12:26Pare, pare, pare.
12:28Al!
12:29Al!
12:30Hulik!
12:31Alko-holik!
12:32Alko-olik!
12:34Alko-olik!
12:35Alko-olik!
12:36Alko-olik!
12:38Alko-olik!
12:39Alko-olik!
12:40Ay!
12:41Ay.
12:42Ay.
12:43Ay.
12:44Parang ko nga kayo ganyan.
12:45Itan yung may syota na ako. Babasusin nyo ako ng ganyan.
12:48Yes.
12:49O, di ba sinabi ko na sa inyo, di na ako umiinom eh.
12:52May syota.
12:53Oh, okay.
12:55Sige, sige.
12:56Sige, sir.
12:57Ayaw ba?
12:58Pasensya.
12:59Durang!
13:00Siyusin niyo.
13:01Hey!
13:02Uri!
13:03Takano pa niya.
13:04Oo nga.
13:06Mito.
13:07Mito.
13:08Mito.
13:09Mito.
13:10Mito.
13:11Minsan ay kinabi si lalake
13:15Nadaanan ang inuman sa tabi
13:20Nagulat sa nakita sa kalye
13:25Tumatang gaya'ng kanyang babae
13:30Hey!
13:31Hey!
13:32Hey!
13:33Hey!
13:34Langkas ito!
13:36Hey!
13:37Baby!
13:38Grabe!
13:39Huwala siya!
13:41Wala siya!
13:42Brandy!
13:43Hindi!
13:44Whiskey!
13:45Whiskey!
13:46Whiskey ang hindiinom namin.
13:47Si Brandy, sota ako si Brandy!
13:49Ang ginagawang ba't kumiinom ko sa Manila?
13:52Ano ba yan?
13:53Uhm...
13:54Shota na?
13:56Al?
13:59Sorry.
14:00Pero...
14:02Iba nga ko tayo eh.
14:03Mahilig ako umiinom.
14:06Eh paano naman ako?
14:08Anong nangyari sa'kin?
14:09Di ba hindi nga ako umiinom?
14:10Eh kinalimutan ko na nga yung alak eh.
14:13Paano ako?
14:15Pwes...
14:17Kung hindi kay inom...
14:19Split na tayo!
14:20Ha?
14:21Nakagawaan ka!
14:25Hindi ko pala iiinom ha?
14:26Brandy!
14:27Whiskey!
14:28Hindi!
14:29Hahaha!
14:30Hindi na natin ko ha!
14:35Istambay, istambay sa looban
14:39Nagpago ang takbo ng kwentuhan
14:43Si Al na dating ayaw sa inuman
14:47Ngayon ay alkoholik na naman!
14:51Kayaan!
14:52Kayaan!
14:53Kayaan!
14:54Kayaan!
14:55Kayaan!
14:56Kayaan!
14:57Kayaan!
14:58Kayaan!
14:59Kayaan!
15:00Kayaan!
15:01Eh...
15:02Problema ako sa asawa ko eh.
15:03Pero parehas ko silang mahal.
15:06Ba't po ganun?
15:07Ah!
15:08This portion is brought to you by...
15:10Pare!
15:11Hi Ben!
15:12Hi Trish!
15:13You like that too?
15:14Can I make hing it?
15:18Woo!
15:19Go team!
15:20Guys!
15:21Paano naman yung love life ko?
15:25Unggoy!
15:26Eh di bumili ka ng choppy mo!
15:29Saka huy!
15:30Pinutusan ka na namin bumili niyan
15:31tapos pamimigay mo?
15:32Nanon ka nga ang feeling!
15:34Sa akin na yan!
15:50Sa isang malayong bubat ay may isang ermitanyo na dinadayo ng mga tao.
15:59Dahil na sa ganun niyang magbigay ng mga payo.
16:02Matalas mataling haga at malalim ang mga sadot niya.
16:05Siya ay si...
16:06Tatalino!
16:07Tatalino!
16:08Tatalino!
16:09Hmm?
16:10Bakit po may mga babae na single pa rin yung status nila sa Facebook?
16:13Eh may mga anak pa naman sila.
16:15Hmm?
16:16Minsan iha, okay lang ang makialam.
16:19Huwag ka lang magkamaling basagi ng trip ng single mom.
16:22Ay!
16:23Sorry po Tatalino.
16:24Hmm?
16:25Tsaka thank you pinarealize niya sa akin.
16:26Hmm?
16:27Sige.
16:28Ika magko-comment.
16:29Hmm?
16:30Uri.
16:32Talino!
16:33Hmm?
16:34Eh...
16:35Problema ako sa asawa ko eh.
16:37Hmm?
16:38Napakabungang era nun eh.
16:39Hmm?
16:40Tapos tuwing nag-uusap kami, hindi naman ako pinakikinggan.
16:43Hmm?
16:44Ano pong magagawin ko dun?
16:45Eh ho!
16:46Tumaya ka na lang sa loto kaysa makipagtalo sa asawa mo.
16:50At least sa loto may chance akang manalo.
16:54Ha?
16:55Thank you po.
16:57Aka sige pipito.
16:58Pusundan ko po yan.
16:59Hmm?
17:00Sige po.
17:02Tatalino.
17:03Hmm?
17:04Eh nung mapera po ako,
17:05Hmm?
17:06Andami ko pong kaibigan.
17:07Hmm?
17:08Tapos nung hira po ako ngayon,
17:09Iila na lang po sila.
17:10Hmm?
17:11Tapos nagka-pera ulit po ako.
17:12Abay, bigla po silang nagsulputan.
17:14Ba't po ganon?
17:15Ah!
17:16Iisa lang ang ibig sabihin ng mga ganyang eksena.
17:19Hmm?
17:20Ang pera nakakapagpatalas ng memorya.
17:24Ah!
17:25Napasalamat po, Tatalino.
17:26Hmm?
17:27Sa makabuluhang payo po.
17:28Hmm?
17:29Thank you po.
17:30Congratulations.
17:31Sure, marami ka na namang baibigan.
17:34Hi, Tatalino.
17:35Hmm?
17:36Um, yun nga po, mahilig ako sa aso.
17:39Hmm?
17:40Ang bago kong boyfriend, hindi.
17:42Hmm?
17:43Pero parehas ko silang mahal.
17:44Hmm?
17:45Sino pong pipiliin ko at saka anong gagawin ko?
17:49Hmm.
17:50Ikandado mo yung nobyo at yung aso sa magkaywalay na kwarto.
17:56Pagkalipas ng ilang araw, piliin mo kung sino yung masayang lalapit sa'yo.
18:02Hmm.
18:03Sige, thank you po.
18:05Hmm.
18:07Tatalino.
18:08Jego.
18:09Alam mo?
18:10Mukha ka palang Barbie.
18:11Talaga, Tatalino?
18:12Hmm.
18:13Para kang Barbie yan ang aking natiyak.
18:14Kasi bukod sa plastika, wala ka pang otak.
18:16Tatalino!
18:17Ah!
18:18Ah!
18:19Ah!
18:20Ah!
18:21Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:23Ah!
18:24Ah!
18:25Ah!
18:26Ah!
18:27Ah!
18:28Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:33Ah!
18:34Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:36Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:39Ah!
18:40Ah!
18:41Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:43Ah!
18:44Ah!
18:45Ah!
18:46Ah!
18:47Ah!
18:48Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:50Ah!
18:51Ah!
18:52Ah!
18:53Ah!
18:54Ah!
18:55Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:58Ah!
18:59Ah!
19:00Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:04Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:06Oh, okay.
19:13Uh,
19:15ah...
19:16...
19:17...biling pasasalamat ko sa'yo,
19:19...gagawin ko lahat ng gusto mo.
19:21Kahit ano?
19:23Kahit...
19:24...ngyong pagtabi sa'yo,
19:26...pagtulog mo?
19:27Oo.
19:29Mong hira.
19:30Papayag ka pala?
19:31Dapat pala,
19:31...di na kita pinainunong pang patulog?
19:36Oh, my friend! My friend, salamat ha!
19:50Dahil sa'yo nabuhay ako! I'm alive!
19:53Walang anuman yun, wag mo naisipin yun, okay lang yun.
19:56Hindi, hindi, hindi. Kailangan suplahan kita eh.
19:59Minigtas mo buhay ko eh.
20:02Para wag mo nang isipin yun, okay lang yun. Walang anuman.
20:04Hindi mo papayag sa ganon, minigtas mo buhay ko, dapat suklahan ko.
20:09Bayagan mo na ako. Ano bang gusto mo gagawin ko?
20:11Ang kulit mo naman, sabi ko naman wag mo naisipin yun eh.
20:14Hindi nga, dapat nung magpasanamas o, kasi minigtas mo buhay ko.
20:17Ano ang gusto mo gawin ko?
20:18Alam mo, sinabi ko sa'yo, ang kulit ko, sinabi ko sa'yo, wala ka naman yun.
20:22Mabatay kita kahit ka!
20:24Mabatay kita!
20:26Ako, ang diwata, natagapagpagtay ng ilo mo!
20:40This portion is brought to you by...
20:42Pare!
20:43Hi, Ben!
20:45Hi, Trish.
20:46You like that too?
20:47Can I make hingit?
20:51Go, Dave!
20:53Guys, paano naman yung lovelife ko?
21:00May problema ka ba sa lovelife?
21:02Eto, sabi kong Chappie.
21:05Hindi ako mangihingi.
21:06Ikaw ang bibigyan ko.
21:09Ganon ba?
21:09Sa'yo sa'yo ngayon!
21:10adersine kung kenyan!
21:12Aduh!
21:13O TF3D!
21:16Patio k 2019.
21:18Patio kong pinamigay.
21:21FOLS AND PEPAKAN Studies
21:23KAMU RING
21:26KAMU RING
21:32KAMU RING
21:35fr дв
21:36KAMU RING
21:36KAMU RING
21:38Actually, this was an old woman.
21:42I was.
21:43We're going to give the ball for a while.
21:46And I will take the ball.
21:49Let's go.
21:50Let's go.
21:53Let's go.
21:55Let's go.
21:59Ako!
22:01This is the demons,
22:03a kind of light.
22:05Ah!
22:07I can't wait to see you again.
22:09What's the problem?
22:11You're a lady?
22:15Yes, she's a lady.
22:17I'm a lady.
22:19I'm a lady.
22:21I'm a lady.
22:23I'm not a lady.
22:25I'll help you.
22:27Is that right?
22:29I'm not a lady.
22:31I'm not a lady.
22:33I'm sorry.
22:35You see that?
22:37I can't wait to see you again!
22:39You can go back there.
22:41Alright.
22:43Chuckies And Morey The Magic Guy!
22:53This is your lady.
22:55I can't wait to see you again.
22:57It's not my lady.
22:59It's my new lady.
23:01It's like that.
23:02Is that right?
23:03Yes.
23:04Let's go.
23:06It's so big.
23:20This is the Lomaso.
23:22Yes.
23:23I don't know why you guys are so big.
23:26Yes.
23:27Yes, you guys are so big.
23:29And I am not as big.
23:34Are you rupees?
23:36Yes.
23:37Yes.
23:38Yes.
23:43Ito ba ang iyong masong?
23:45Opo, yan po yung aking masong. Maraming pong salamat.
23:47Ako, Diyos ko po, thank you po. Eto na nga po pala yung dalawa po.
23:51Huwag na nilalang.
23:53Pinahanga mo ako.
23:55At bilang gantimpala,
23:57ipinagkakalob ko na rin sayo
23:59ang lahat ng mga masong yan.
24:01Ito pong lahat na to.
24:03Ito pong lahat na to.
24:05At bilang gantimpala,
24:07ipinagkakalob ko na rin sayo
24:09ang lahat ng mga masong yan.
24:11Ito pong lahat na to.
24:13Ibibigyan niyo po sa akin to.
24:15Oo.
24:17Maraming salamat po, Diywata. Thank you po.
24:19Humayo ka.
24:21Sigurado po ba kayo?
24:23Uuwi na po ko kasi hinihintay na po ako ng aking may bahay.
24:25Salamat po. Humayo ka.
24:29Thank you, Diywata. Thank you po.
24:41Ay!
24:43Ang banda dito eh.
24:45Sana makita ko rin siya.
24:46Parang magpasalamat ako.
24:47Hindi. Lalabas yan.
24:49Diyan ang banda dito ko lang makita eh.
24:51Iingat ka dyan.
24:52Huwag ka agbadyan.
24:53Umiwas ka dyan.
24:54Baka mahulog ka eh.
24:55Iingat ka lang ah.
24:56Iingat ka lang ha.
24:57Iingat ka lang ah.
24:58Ha?
24:59Ah!
25:00Oh!
25:01Oh, it's gone!
25:02My husband!
25:03My God!
25:04We'll wait for this time.
25:05We'll wait!
25:06Help!
25:07Help!
25:08Help!
25:09Help!
25:10Just help!
25:11Just help!
25:12Just help!
25:13Just help me!
25:14You have a problem?
25:16Yes, I've gone.
25:17I've gone.
25:18I've gone.
25:19My husband's gone.
25:20I've gone.
25:21I've gone.
25:22I've never had to run away.
25:24Just help me.
25:26That's it.
25:28Okay.
25:29Let's go.
25:30Thank you, thank you.
25:32And Chucky the Lord is a magic wand!
25:37That's it!
25:38That's it, my husband!
25:43That's it!
25:44You're a good one?
25:45What?
25:46You're a good one?
25:47I'm a good one.
25:48I'm a good one.
25:49I'm a good one.
25:50I'm a good one.
25:51I'm a good one.
25:52I'm a good one.
25:53Who are you?
25:54Who are you?
25:55Who are you?
25:56Who are you?
25:57I'm trying your health.
26:01And since that you're with me,
26:02You cannot afford us.
26:04Then you must advise us and save us!
26:09Hey!
26:10!
26:11Take a look immediately!
26:12Hey!
26:13Hey!
26:14How old I was talking about this one?
26:15We had to have a set!
26:16You never get the honeys, man!
26:17How many הס phrases where I'm not saying it,
26:19you what are we receiving?
26:20What!
26:21Finally!
26:22I'm a carpenter. I'm okay here.
26:24Okay, man.
26:25Let's go.
26:26Okay, come on.
26:27Okay, come on.
26:28Okay, come on.
26:29Okay, come on.
26:30Okay, come on.
26:31Okay, come on.
26:32He's going to eat.
26:33Come on.
26:34Come on.
26:35Come on.
26:36Come on.
26:37Come on.
26:38Come on.
26:39Come on.
26:40Come on.
26:41Come on.
26:42Come on.
26:43Come on.
26:44Come on.
26:45Come on.
26:46Come on.
26:47Come on.
26:48Come on.
26:49Come on.
26:51If not because of you,
26:53I'm not going to live now.
26:55I'm going to live my life.
26:57That's why I'm doing everything for you.
26:59Whatever.
27:01Really?
27:03Hmm.
27:04Promise.
27:05Basta,
27:06huwag lang bastos, ha?
27:08Ha?
27:09Balikan na dun sa dagat.
27:12Oo, bunga na.
27:25Wait.
27:26Salamat, ha?
27:28Kasi niligtas mo ko.
27:29Nakita mo naman.
27:30I'll do everything for you.
27:35Ah!
27:36What's up, Claire?
27:37Ah!
27:38Oh, my God!
27:39Help her!
27:40Help her!
27:41Help her!
27:42Help her!
27:43I'm not going to take a while.
27:45Why are we going to take a while?
27:47Help her!
27:48What?
27:49Help her like what you did to me
27:50so that you can do everything for you.
27:52Help her!
27:53I'm not going to take a while.
27:55My husband is going to take a while.
27:58Ah?
28:00Ahem.
28:01Ahem.
28:02Ahem.
28:03Ahem.
28:04Ahem.
28:05Ahem.
28:06Ahem.
28:07Ahem.
28:08Ahem.
28:09Ahem.
28:10Ahem.
28:11Ahem.
28:12Ahem.
28:13Salamat sa pagliktas ng buhay ko, ah.
28:15Kung may kailangan ako kapalit kahit ano gagawin ko.
28:18Ah, talaga ako.
28:19Oh.
28:20Ito yung gusto kong kapalit.
28:24Ikaw talaga kapalit talaga yan.
28:26Teka, teka.
28:27At pinagawa mo?
28:28Di ba ito yung gusto mo?
28:30Tama na.
28:31Sige na.
28:32Hindi.
28:33Magpapakamat ako ng likod.
28:34Hindi ko maabot eh.
28:35Ito na.
28:36Meron po bang Christmas song ang Beatles?
28:39Meron po ba yan?
28:40Ano?
28:41Meron po bang Christmas song ang Beatles?
28:44Meron po ba yan?
28:45This portion is brought to you by...
28:47Pare!
28:48Hi Ben!
28:49Hi Trish.
28:50You like that too?
28:51Can I make it?
28:52Go Dave!
28:53Yeah!
28:54Guys, paano naman yung love life ko?
28:58Guys, di nga.
28:59Paano na yung love life ko?
29:02Guys, di nga.
29:03Paano na yung love life ko?
29:10Huwag ka magalala.
29:11Dito naman ako eh.
29:12Huwag ka magalala.
29:13Dito naman ako eh.
29:14Huwag ka magalala.
29:15Huwag ka magalala.
29:16Huwag ka magalala.
29:17Huwag ka magalala.
29:18Huwag ka magalala.
29:19Huwag ka magalala.
29:20Huwag ka magalala.
29:21Huwag ka magalala.
29:22Huwag ka magalala.
29:23Huwag ka magalala.
29:24Huwag ka magalala.
29:25Huwag ka magalala.
29:26Huwag ka magalala.
29:27Huwag ka magalala.
29:28Huwag ka magalala.
29:29Huwag ka magalala.
29:30Huwag ka magalala.
29:31Huwag ka magalala.
29:32Huwag ka magalala.
29:33Huwag ka magalala.
29:34Huwag ka magalala.
29:35Huwag ka magalala.
29:36Oh, it's for you.
29:38Oh, it's for you.
29:40It's for you.
29:42Alien!
29:44Alien!
29:46Good evening, my alien.
29:48Good evening, brother Willie.
29:52Good evening, Brad Pitt.
29:54Brother Jocelyn, good evening.
29:56What?
29:58Like a while.
30:00The first question, Brad Pitt, is the best friend.
30:04Aking betong.
30:06Betong.
30:08Kali ito si ano, si
30:12Si Ka Willie. Opo.
30:14Si Ka Jocelyn. Opo.
30:16Ako si Kapit. Opo.
30:18Ikaw si Kabit. Kabit po.
30:20Pwede po. Opo.
30:24Eh meron pong katanungan, Brad Pitt.
30:26May nasusulot po ba
30:28tungkol sa anong mga TV show
30:30ang bagay sa ilang mga artisan natin dito sa Bubble Gang?
30:32Opo.
30:34Opo.
30:36Very talented lahat ha.
30:38Ito katulad ito si Sef.
30:40Bagay ito sa mga drama.
30:42Oh.
30:43Talaga po?
30:44Ay versatile yun eh.
30:45Comedy tapos drama.
30:46Sef po? Drama?
30:47Ano yung show po?
30:48Ano? Sef Opera.
30:54Si Paolo.
30:56Ang bagay kay Paolo. Game show.
30:58Game show po?
30:59Oo.
31:00Bakit po?
31:01Ang title, ano?
31:02Paolo Contest.
31:07Ito naman si Gwen.
31:09May bagay rito kay Gwen.
31:11Yung mga uso ngayon.
31:12Yung mga home TV shopping.
31:14Ano ganun po?
31:15Oo. Ito si Gwen.
31:16Bakit po?
31:17Gwen Samura.
31:18Samura tayo.
31:20Ito si Micah meron to.
31:21Pwede ito yung mga talk show.
31:23Ha?
31:24Ang pangalan, Micah Talk.
31:25Micah Talk.
31:26Micah Talk.
31:27Ito.
31:29Micah Talk.
31:30Micah Talk.
31:31Ito.
31:32Micah Talk.
31:33Micah Talk.
31:34Ibeto.
31:35Ibeto.
31:36Meron po ako?
31:37Meron.
31:38Comedy bagay sa'yo.
31:39Dahil po?
31:40Betong Sumaya.
31:41Ayun.
31:42Ayun.
31:43Ayun.
31:44Indian.
31:45Thank you po Brad Pitt.
31:47Brad Pitt, ang susunod po magtatanong si Kasaping.
31:50Ayan.
31:51Tonyo.
31:52Tonyo.
31:53Brad Pitt, meron po bang Christmas song ang Beatles?
31:57Meron po ba yan?
31:58Meron po, di ba?
32:00Yung War is Over.
32:04War is Over?
32:05Hindi.
32:06Happy Christmas?
32:07Happy Christmas.
32:08Ano po ba title nun?
32:10Tama pareho.
32:11Pareho?
32:12Happy Christmas, tapos may War is Over.
32:16O, yun po. Di ba po Christmas song yun?
32:18O, pero kay John Lennon na yun.
32:21Ah, hindi po.
32:22Hindi po Beatles.
32:23Post-Beatles era.
32:26Wow, lalim.
32:27Pero merong kasulatan ng Beatles tungkol sa ano.
32:31Christmas song.
32:32Na Christmas.
32:33Ito ang mabasahin natin.
32:34Saan po?
32:35Sa 1225 ng Beatles.
32:38Beatles.
32:39If I fell, basa.
32:42If I fell in love with you, will you promise to be true?
32:48And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.
32:51Hanyan?
32:52Hanyan po.
32:53Hanyan po.
32:54Naging joy to the world.
32:55Oo.
32:56Ang galing nyo, Brad Pitt.
32:58Brad Pitt, may nag-PM po.
33:00Ito po, isisingit natin si Chit Milan.
33:03O.
33:04Taga SLEX.
33:05Sa SLEX.
33:06Ang haba.
33:07Ang haba ng tiraan nyo.
33:09Brad Pitt, ano po ang mga alam nyo pa ng mga maling terms?
33:13Ito, ito.
33:14Lagi ginagamit ito, pero mali.
33:16Ano po?
33:17Lalo sa TV, sa mga kaibigan nyo.
33:20Yung belated happy birthday.
33:23Mali yan.
33:24Mali po yun?
33:25Mali.
33:26Bakit po?
33:27Eh, dapat.
33:28Happy belated birthday.
33:30Ang tama.
33:31Ano pa po yung mga nasusulat na mali?
33:33Advanced.
33:34Yung advanced.
33:35Hmm?
33:36Advanced happy birthday.
33:38Happy birthday.
33:39Mali rin?
33:40Mali rin.
33:41Mali rin.
33:42Ang dapat po?
33:43Happy advanced birthday.
33:45Tama.
33:46Medi po yun, medi.
33:47Medi yun.
33:48Advanced.
33:49Ha?
33:50Advanced.
33:51Ha?
33:52Past 10.
33:53Ha?
33:54Advanced happy birthday.
33:55Ang mali, mayroon pa yun.
33:56Yung advanced ano ginagamit?
33:57Yung walang D?
33:58Ha?
33:59Yung walang D advanced.
34:00Sa time.
34:01Sa relo.
34:02Sa relo.
34:03Sa relo.
34:04So, meron din yung belated condolences.
34:09Ha?
34:10Belated condolences.
34:12Mali po yun?
34:13Hindi.
34:14Tama yun.
34:15Tama.
34:16Ang mali, ha?
34:17Happy belated condolences.
34:20Hindi pwedeng happy.
34:21Hindi.
34:22Hindi pwedeng happy.
34:23Hindi rin pwedeng i-advance.
34:27Advanced condolences.
34:28Advanced condolences.
34:29Mali, no?
34:30Kasi ano?
34:31Masakit.
34:32Oo.
34:33Alam mo, walang mali yung untimely death.
34:35Mali rin yun.
34:36Yung phrase mo na untimely death?
34:39Mali po yun?
34:40Oo.
34:41Lahat ng kamatayan bigla.
34:42Kaya mali lang.
34:43Walang timely?
34:44Walang timely.
34:45Lahat?
34:46Untimely.
34:47Alam mo na.
34:48Diba?
34:49Kaya mali yung untimely.
34:50Ah.
34:51Dahil, alam nyo na, yung mga kamatayan, yung mga malungkot talaga yan.
34:56Ay, bigla na lang na matay.
34:58Pagkabigla, oo.
34:59Makakahiwalay kayo.
35:00Malungkot po ba yung kamatayan?
35:02Natural.
35:03Kaya po pala yung undas, yung araw ng mga patay, malungkot, no?
35:08Malungkot.
35:09Bakit?
35:10Eh, kasi po yung salitang undas, pag binasa nyo ng pabalik, sad, no?
35:17Hey, yeah!
35:19Woo!
35:20Oman, oman.
35:21Sad.
35:22Hadbit, wala na tayong oras.
35:24Wala na.
35:25May siya na lang po.
35:26Ayun, kasapi na magtatanong.
35:27Ayun, magtatanong.
35:28Si Arnie Ross.
35:29Ay siya!
35:30Ay siya!
35:31Ay siya!
35:32Ay siya!
35:33Ay siya!
35:34Ay siya!
35:35Ay siya!
35:36Ay siya!
35:37Ay siya!
35:38Ay siya!
35:39Magandang gabi po, Brad Pitt.
35:40Ay siya!
35:41Ay siya!
35:42Sad, no?
35:43Happy nga po, eh.
35:44Happy.
35:45Brad Pitt, may katanungan lang po ako.
35:47Sige.
35:48May nasasulat po ba kung marami pong anak si Rico J Puno?
35:52Ay, may...
35:53Ha?
35:54Meron!
35:55Meron!
35:56Marami po?
35:57Marami talaga anak yan.
35:58Kasi marami naging girlfriend yan.
36:00Tapos marami pang naging misis.
36:03Ako, nahiwalay.
36:05Nag-asawa ulit.
36:06Ayun, mga ganun.
36:07Babasahin natin, ha?
36:08Baka hindi ka naniniwala.
36:09Isang po?
36:10Pakinggan nyo, babasahin natin sa uno, dos, tres ng taytay nyo.
36:15Hmm?
36:16Ito na.
36:17Maraming anak yan.
36:18Ito po.
36:19Basa.
36:20I'm bullet proof.
36:21Hmm.
36:22Ito yung isang anak niya.
36:23Ito yung isang proof.
36:24Ha?
36:25Si bullet.
36:26I'm bullet proof.
36:27Isa sa anak niya yan.
36:28Uy, wala akong anak sa totoo si Rico J na bullet eh.
36:32Hindi nila alam yan.
36:33Ang ilang nalabang pagbunaan dito.
36:34Ah, po.
36:35Tabisto.
36:36Pasensya ka na, ha?
36:37Hmm.
36:38Si bullet.
36:39I'm bullet proof.
36:40Hmm.
36:41Nothing to lose.
36:42Hmm.
36:43Ayan pa yung isang anak.
36:44Ha?
36:45Si Luz.
36:46Ha?
36:47Ano?
36:48Ayan kay Luz.
36:49Ah.
36:50Kasi siya yung panganay eh.
36:51Hmm?
36:52Tapos maraming pa yung anak ng tatay niya.
36:54Bakit?
36:55Bakit?
36:56Ayan po.
36:57Bakit nagagano'n dumami anak?
36:58Basa.
36:59Fire away.
37:00Fire away.
37:01Hmm.
37:02Naglalaro ng apoy.
37:03Ha?
37:04Fire.
37:05Sa malayo.
37:06Away.
37:07Ayan nga po.
37:08Ha?
37:09Fire away.
37:10O.
37:11Fire away.
37:12Naglalaro ng apoy.
37:13Ha?
37:14Ano nangyari?
37:15Ricochet.
37:16Oo.
37:17Puno.
37:18Si Rico.
37:19Si Ricochet puno yan.
37:20Ha?
37:21Oo.
37:22Si Ricochet puno.
37:23Ricochet.
37:24Siguro medyo lasing yung subulat dito.
37:26Oo.
37:27Si Ricochet puno.
37:28Siya yung maraming anak.
37:30Ha?
37:31Bakit?
37:32Ano ginawa niya?
37:33Ricochet, you take your aim.
37:34Hmm.
37:35Ano yung ibig sabihin nun?
37:36Yung aim.
37:37Tinutok.
37:38Ha?
37:39Umasinta.
37:40Inasinta.
37:41Ayan po.
37:42Ano nangyari?
37:43Fire away.
37:44Oo.
37:45Tingnan mo.
37:46Pumutok nang pumutok.
37:47Ha?
37:48Fire away.
37:49Pero sa malayo.
37:50Parang nag-hunting.
37:51Oo.
37:52Tuloy mo.
37:53Si Ricochet talaga ito eh.
37:54Sige tuloy mo.
37:55You shoot me down.
37:56Hmm.
37:57But I won't fall.
37:58Siyempre.
37:59Icon na siya eh.
38:00Opo.
38:01Tsaka siya yung tatay eh.
38:03Padre de familia.
38:04Siya yung Padre de familia.
38:05Nakasulat ko?
38:06Nakasulat.
38:07Basahin mo.
38:08I am titanium.
38:09Oo.
38:10Ano yung sabihin niya?
38:11Ako ang tatay nyo.
38:13Eie!
38:14Eie!
38:15Eie!
38:16Eie!
38:17Oh.
38:18Woo!
38:19Sad no?
38:20Sad no?
38:21Eie!
38:22Eie!
38:23Eie!
38:24Eie!
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40:17Don't worry, we're not going to worry about it.
40:21I'm sorry.
40:23You can't.
40:29Good morning, Tay.
40:31Ah, Tay.
40:33Can I get out of here?
40:35I'm going to go to Micah.
40:37It's my birthday, he's invited me.
40:40But I'm going to go to 8pm at 8pm.
40:43I'm going to go to the house.
40:46I'm going to go to the house.
40:48I'm going to go.
40:57What can I do to help you with my life?
41:02What can I do to help you with my life?
41:04What can I do to help you with?
41:06Yes, everything I can do.
41:08Really?
41:09Ito, ayan.
41:10Itikit mo yan sa nguso mo.
41:12Tapos,
41:13lahat ng iutos ko,
41:15oo lang ang kasasubihin mo, ha?
41:17Oh, sige.
41:18Ah, sige.
41:19Ayan.
41:20Halikan mo ako.
41:21Ayan.
41:22Donyo.
41:23Akala mo nakalimutan na kita?
41:25Hindi kita makakalimutan.
41:27Halikan mo na ako.
41:29Donyo!
41:30Ah!
41:40Paano ba kita mababayaran sa kabutihan mo sa akin?
41:44Um,
41:45handa ka bang ibigay sa akin ng buong katawan mo?
41:49Yun lang ba?
41:50Sige!
41:51Go!
41:52Ah,
41:53talaga?
41:54Ang tagal ko na pangarap to.
41:55Pangarap ko nagtatuan.
41:56Halika!
41:57Talikot ka nalikot!
41:58Hindi!
41:59Hindi!
42:00Sige!
42:01Simulan natin sa maipiging.
42:14Paano kita mababayaran sa kabutihan din ang mama sa akin?
42:18Handa ka bang gawin kahit na ano?
42:28Ha?
42:33Naguhubad din ba ako?
42:34Hindi.
42:36Ay, bakit ka naguhubad?
42:38Palalaban ko sa ito.
42:39Ang dami ka na marurumi.
42:41Ito rin.
42:45Kasi magamit.
42:58Hi.
43:03Hi!
43:04Hi!
43:05Alam mo,
43:06di lang pasasalamat ko sa'yo,
43:08um,
43:09gagawin kong lahat ng gusto mo.
43:11Eh?
43:12Huwag na!
43:13Meron na ako kasi ng lahat ng gusto ko,
43:14huwag na!
43:16Okay lang!
43:17Hmm,
43:19di nga!
43:20Oh,
43:20wait ah.
43:22Talaga?
43:23Sure ka?
43:24Ito oh.
43:25Oh.
43:26May lamparese ako na may kasamang genie sa loob.
43:28Tapos ang wish ko, ma-stranda sa isang isla na may kasamang magandang babae.
43:33That's my wish.
43:35And it came true.
43:37Okay di ba?
43:39Asa ka pa ah.
43:40R.J., um, salamat sa pagligtas sa akin nung nag-crush yung aroplano.
44:01Ano kaya pwede kong gawin para magpasalamatan ka?
44:06Well...
44:10Pwede mong ayusin ang manicure ko.
44:13Ang dumidumi ng kuko, oh!
44:15Look!
44:16Look! Oh, Diyos ko!
44:17Can you see that dark?
44:18Oh, no! Fix it, please!
44:31Paano ba ako makakabayad ng kutang na loob sa'yo sa pagligtas mo sa akin?
44:36Handang-handa ka pa na ibigay sa'kin yung katawan mo.
44:40Handang-handa na?
44:42Oh, sige.
44:43Mag-upatyo sa'yo.
44:53Ayan na pala yung doktor na mag-e-experiment sa katawan mo eh!
44:55Dok! Eto, oh!
44:57Ah, operan nyo kagad, ah!
44:58Ang ganda niya, no! Maganda?
44:59Kasi...
45:00Ang pangit mo kasi, Antonieta.
45:04Roy Vinson! Oh, my God!
45:05Ha!
45:06Ikaw pala ang guest namin!
45:07Nakakasun ka naman!
45:08Hindi ka pala nagpasabi nagdarating ka!
45:10Ang pangit mo kasi, Antonieta!
45:12Roy Vinson! Oh, my God!
45:15Ha!
45:16Ikaw pala ang guest namin!
45:18Nakakasun ka naman!
45:19Hindi ka pala nagpasabi nagdarating ka!
45:21Ii...
45:25Yes!
45:30Yes!
45:32Huh!
45:40Hmm!
45:42Higyan pa sa salamat sa'yo.
45:43Dlagawin ko lahat ng gusto.
45:45Ha?
45:46Lahat?
45:47Ano ba wala yun?
45:49You don't have to be afraid of me.
45:52You're so sweet.
45:53So I'm going to be afraid of you.
45:55No.
45:56So, even if you don't like it, I'm not sure.
45:59Wait, wait, wait. I'm not sure.
46:01Wait, wait, wait. Can I do this?
46:04Wait, what's wrong?
46:06What's wrong with you?
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08I'm not sure if you can't make it.
46:10I'm so sweet.
46:19What's wrong with you?
46:21I'm so angry!
46:23I'm so angry!
46:25Sorry!
46:26I'm so angry!
46:29You're so angry!
46:30Did you just see me?
46:31Did you die for me?
46:33What can I do to make you happy?
46:36Really?
46:38I'm allergic to the pain.
46:41You're the only one who's hungry.
46:49Yannick!
46:51Yannick!
46:53Yannick!
46:55Yannick!
46:57Yannick!
46:59Iingat ka lang...
47:01Iingat lang, basta-basta ganon.
47:03Ma, ikaw talaga.
47:05O, teka lang!
47:07Ito, ito!
47:09May iingat!
47:11Yes!
47:13O, masalamatan natin ang kating guest.
47:15Shina Alibi!
47:17Wow!
47:18What a nice day, Art!
47:25I mean, one of the things I told you,
47:27if you're stranded in a island,
47:29you don't need to be surrounded.
47:31You can also be happy,
47:32but you think that every Friday,
47:33we'll see you here at...
47:35Power Car!
47:37Let's do it!
47:43You're really hot!
47:45You're hot!
47:47You're hot!
47:48You're hot!
47:49You're hot!
47:50That's it!
47:56You're hot!
47:57You're hot!
47:58You're hot!
47:59You're hot!
48:00You're hot!
48:01You're hot!
48:02I'm allergic to my panting!
48:04What?
48:05Really?
48:06No!
48:07No!
48:08No!
48:09No!
48:15You're hot!
48:16No!
48:17No!
48:18No!
48:19No!
48:20No!
48:21No!
48:22That's what I wanted to say!
48:23D...
48:24D...
48:25Well...
48:26...
48:27Uh, pwede mong ayusin ang pedicure ko.
48:33Ay, sorry, manicure ko lang.
48:36Good on the secretion.
48:37Sean!
48:40Well, pwede mong ayusin ang pedicure ko.
48:44Manicure ko.
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