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(Episode aired on March 4, 2005)

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00:00I don't know, I just didn't see anything here.
00:05I just didn't see anything here.
00:09I just didn't see anything here.
00:12You didn't see anything here?
00:14Yes, I didn't see anything here.
00:16Let's get it started.
00:19Stop it, stop it.
00:24Oh, why?
00:26Why?
00:27We're still here, right?
00:29Do you think we're still here?
00:30Do you think we're still here?
00:33No, I don't care.
00:36I'm going to do something wrong.
00:38I'm going to do something wrong.
00:39When I'm leaving, I'm going to leave.
00:41I'm telling you,
00:43I'm with my boss.
00:45I'm at my boss at the office.
00:46I'm telling you,
00:47I'm happy happy.
00:49So,
00:50we're happy happy.
00:56Ah!
01:01Oh!
01:02Wait, wait, wait!
01:03Are you kidding me?
01:04Are you kidding me?
01:06Yes.
01:07Because, you know,
01:08that's the reason I always say.
01:10If you know,
01:12I'm kind of...
01:14Really?
01:15You're really good.
01:17Yes.
01:18You know,
01:19you want me to be good?
01:21Hey!
01:26No!
01:27I'm not saying,
01:28I'm not saying,
01:29I'm not saying,
01:30no,
01:31no,
01:32that's true.
01:33That's my boss.
01:35Oh no.
01:36It's my son.
01:37Hey!
01:38Shh!
01:39Shh, shh!
01:40I don't have a speed up.
01:41No,
01:42I don't want to worry.
01:43Ah.
01:44Oh, yes.
01:45Sweetheart,
01:46ah.
01:47Ah,
01:48it's my boss.
01:49Ah,
01:50it's your boss.
01:51Ah,
01:52you know,
01:53all the best.
01:54What's going on?
01:56What's going on?
01:58It's probably a few days.
02:00It's probably a few days.
02:02There are a lot of things that we're going to do.
02:04You!
02:06You're outside.
02:08Who are you?
02:10Who are you?
02:14Huh?
02:16Don't wait for that.
02:18Don't wait for that.
02:20Don't wait for that.
02:22What's going on?
02:24It's my husband.
02:26She's shopping.
02:28What's shopping?
02:30What's shopping?
02:32What's happening?
02:34What's happening?
02:36What's happening?
02:38What's happening?
02:40What's happening?
02:42What's going on?
02:44What's happening?
02:46What's happening apparently?
02:48It has to happen.
02:50It has to be a good life.
02:52It has to be a good life to humanity.
02:54Bubble Game!
03:01Bubble Game!
03:03Bubble Game!
03:08Bubble Game!
03:11Just do it with a Bubble Game!
03:14You can do it with a Bubble Game!
03:20Good night. I'm Joss Sapulgas, and this is my new show,
03:27The Mukhang Serious.
03:29There are a lot of people who are telling me that I'm only going to pick up.
03:35And I'm telling you, why am I not looking serious?
03:43Hey, come here.
03:45How are you doing?
03:47Why are you doing this?
03:49You're doing this illegal parking, so you need to pay $200,
03:53or you need to pay $200.
03:56What? $200?
03:58Yes.
04:01I'm going to pay $100?
04:04Yes.
04:06We're going to pay $100.
04:09We're going to pay $100.
04:11You're going to buy 1000, you've left a picture.
04:25Have you pay $200?
04:26Oh!
04:27For my 思ppo��, I'm going to pay $100,
04:30that's all the hell,
04:32I'm going to pay $100.
04:33Wow!
04:36Hey, what?
04:39Hey, what?
04:40What?
04:41I'm a bit more than I do.
04:43Hey, look.
04:44Hey, look.
04:45You're right here.
04:46I'm not sure.
04:47I'm not sure.
04:48We're not sure.
04:49You're right here.
04:50We're going to get it because my body is going to fall in the middle.
04:53What?
04:54What?
04:55What?
04:56What?
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05:31What?
05:32What?
05:33What?
05:34That's right.
05:36It's easy.
05:38Check it out so that it's better.
05:41Hey!
05:42What are you doing?
05:44Miss, did you see that this is a tow-way zone?
05:48That's the sign.
05:50We need to attack your watch.
05:52Oh, that's right?
05:54I'll take it so that you don't have to leave.
05:56Ha?
05:57I'll take it?
05:59Okay.
06:04It's a sign.
06:06I'll take it.
06:12Wait, it's a sign.
06:14I'll take it.
06:16What the hell?
06:18I can't take it.
06:20I can't take it.
06:22You can't take it.
06:24Okay.
06:25You'll have to take it.
06:27Ma, why are you taking the car?
06:30You're illegal parking.
06:32No, you're right.
06:34Oh, mom, don't let me get this.
06:37Why?
06:38I don't want to get this.
06:40What?
06:41I'm doing everything.
06:43Everything?
06:44Whatever I do.
06:45Whatever I do.
06:46Whatever I do.
06:47Whatever?
06:48Whatever I do.
06:49I don't want to get this.
06:50I don't want to get this.
06:51Whatever, whatever.
06:52I don't want to get this.
06:54I'll get this.
06:55I'll get this.
06:56Let's go.
06:59Thank you, huh?
07:02I don't want to get this.
07:04What?
07:05We'll get this.
07:06That's how we're going.
07:07We'll get it.
07:08Hey, boss!
07:10Boss, wait!
07:11You're not for me,
07:12you're going to get this.
07:13You're going to get this.
07:14You're going to get this.
07:15You're going to get this.
07:16It's true that we need your car.
07:18We need to make you money.
07:20Is that right?
07:22Um,
07:23that's it.
07:24I'm going to go.
07:25You're my girlfriend.
07:27What's your girlfriend?
07:28We need to pay this.
07:30Oh, that's my girlfriend.
07:31I thought it was a lot of money.
07:41Good evening, and welcome to Usapang Awal,
07:44the amazing talk show that
07:46is a great show that
07:47has come to the
07:48bongayan,
07:50intrigues,
07:51and what else
07:52to our lives.
07:54As simple,
07:55our host is here
07:57that's not really
07:59to take care of his action films,
08:02and not to take care of his life.
08:06Hey,
08:07you guys,
08:08take care of your intro.
08:10Sorry, sir.
08:12I'm Ronnie Pickett.
08:14Hey, how are you?
08:16So, how are we?
08:18What are we going to take care of here?
08:20Who are you going to take care of?
08:21Ah,
08:22today,
08:24we're going to take care of
08:25and they're
08:27Juliana Paterno
08:28and
08:29Shine Shine Clue.
08:32Oh,
08:33we're going to take care of them.
08:34Because
08:35that's why
08:36that's a lot of women.
08:38What?
08:39What?
08:40You're really going to take care of
08:41at the location
08:42so I'm going to take care of Mr. Moore.
08:43You're so pathetic.
08:44Pathetic?
08:45Pathetic?
08:46I can't hear you,
08:47I can't hear you.
08:48Oh,
08:49my cause,
08:50honey,
08:51I'm a little bit
08:53by a hoe.
08:54You can't get to a house,
08:56you can't eat that on TV.
08:57Oh,
08:58my wife.
08:59Take care.
09:00Take care here.
09:01Take care.
09:02Keep talking, Juliana.
09:03You're the only one.
09:04You're the only one?
09:05No.
09:06I'm the only one.
09:07You're the only one.
09:08I'm the only one.
09:09Come on.
09:10Come on!
09:11Come on!
09:12Come on.
09:13Come on.
09:14Come on.
09:15Come on, come on, come on!
09:17Come on, come on!
09:19Come on, come on!
09:21That's it!
09:23Ah, of course, my dear friends,
09:26we have our second guest,
09:29who doesn't know anything,
09:31Ed Bengara and Pinkping Jackson.
09:36Let's go, let's go here.
09:39You know, you're two politicians.
09:42You have to leave.
09:45You don't have to leave.
09:47Come on, come on.
09:49Come on, come on, come on.
09:51Come on, come on.
09:53Come on, come on, come on!
09:55Come on, come on!
09:57That's it!
10:02What are you doing on the TV?
10:05That's it!
10:07Of course,
10:09The King of San Rafael Bulacán
10:12and heazzi,
10:13and he's picking the Raglan of Candelaria.
10:16Who's this?
10:17This King of Mariah?
10:18This king, this man!
10:19No, this man!
10:20No, you're right!
10:22No!
10:23It's just me!
10:25Oh, but it's just me!
10:26Who's this?
10:28Who's the King of Mariah?
10:29Why are these angels like that?
10:31They're never blinded?
10:32Why are they all blinded?
10:33Well, you're blinded,
10:34you're blinded?
10:36Hey, I think it's a little strange.
10:38You're too crazy!
10:40Why are they doing this?
10:42But...
10:44You'll answer me!
10:46You're not a bad thing!
10:48You're a bad thing!
10:50You're a co-host!
10:52You're a co-host!
10:54You're a co-host!
10:56You're a co-host!
10:58You're a co-host!
11:00You're a co-host!
11:02I'm a co-host!
11:04You're a co-host!
11:06I'm a co-host!
11:08I'm a co-host!
11:10I'm a co-host!
11:12I'm a co-host!
11:14I'm a co-host!
11:16This portion is brought to you back!
11:26Wow, KSP!
11:28Sweldo na ba?
11:30Malayo pa ang sweldo!
11:32KSP Original Chicken Recipe!
11:34Rice and Gravy!
11:36Sweldo na?
11:37Sa akin, sa pano!
11:39Si Shal!
11:40May large juice pa!
11:42Is it sweldo na?
11:43Next week!
11:45KSP affordable!
11:46Sa 62 pesos, may up-sized juice ka na!
11:51Sinabi na mo lang pa sweldo eh!
11:53Alam ko!
11:54Sir!
11:56Let's eat!
11:57Lunch break na!
11:58Alam ko!
11:59Eh, bakit hindi pa kayo kumakain, sir?
12:01Eh, paano kung kakain?
12:03Kinuha mo yung KSP ko!
12:04Pagkain ko yan eh!
12:08Nagaw! Kakaw!
12:09Takaw!
12:12Okay!
12:15Do it with a bubble game!
12:18You can do it with a bubble game!
12:20Yeah!
12:21You can do it with a bubble game!
12:22Yeah!
12:23Yeah!
12:24Oh, my God, why didn't you see the women who were born?
12:43Because they forgot their own lives.
12:48That's why their own children have lost their lives.
12:52That's it.
13:01Good evening for all of you.
13:03Welcome to a different artist's studio
13:07where we'll meet one of the painters
13:11who are different from painting styles.
13:14Welcome.
13:16The one who's a painter
13:18is no other than Amorzor.
13:21Amorzor, mga kaibigan.
13:23You can see his blade,
13:26his brush,
13:28his brush,
13:30his brush,
13:31and his brush.
13:33You can see it.
13:44Amorzor, mga kaibigan.
13:53Well,
13:54medyo ibang kanyang style
13:56dahil ang kinang ginagamit ay isda.
13:59Ayan, isda.
14:01Medyo malansa po ang kanyang paraan ng pagpinta.
14:04Kaya ang pangalan niya ay si Malansa La.
14:08Malansa La.
14:09Malansa La.
14:13Balakpang po natin si Malansa La.
14:19At ang ating pangatlong painter
14:23ay
14:25unique din ang kanyang painting style.
14:27Ang ginagawa po niya,
14:28yung kanyang mga bagong painting,
14:30ay ginagawa niyang Luma.
14:33Ginagawa niya Luma.
14:34Kaya ang kanyang pangalan ay si Juan Luma.
14:42Balakpang po natin si Juan Luma.
14:45Wala nga pala.
14:48And last but not the least,
14:50ang ating pang-apat na pintor
14:52ay kakayipa ang kanyang painting style.
14:55Hindi po siya gumagamit ng canvas.
14:57Hindi gumagamit ng brush.
14:59Ang tanging ginagamit lang niya ay
15:01pencil pen.
15:03At wala po siyang ginagawa
15:06kundi mag-vandalize.
15:07Kaya ang pangalan niya,
15:08Vincent Vandal.
15:10Nag-vandalize po siya.
15:11Hey, dude.
15:12Hey, dude.
15:13Yeah, dude.
15:14Vincent Vandal, mga kaibigan.
15:16Puro mga mural,
15:17yung mga patek ng mga building,
15:20mga kaibigan,
15:21mga puss.
15:22Ito ko siya nag-apalapan po natin.
15:24Yeah, dude.
15:25Vincent Vandal.
15:26Yeah, dude.
15:29Palapad po natin ang ating apat tapat na pintor.
15:33Mga kaibigan.
15:34Morsoro.
15:35Morsoro, mga kaibigan.
15:38Malansala.
15:40Si Juan Luma.
15:43Hatsi Vincent Vandal.
15:44Rukk'n'Roll.
15:45Rukk'n'Roll.
15:46Rukk'n'Roll.
15:47Rukk'n'Roll.
15:48Rukk'n'Roll.
15:49Come on, come on, come on, come on.
16:19Come on, come on.
16:49Come on, come on, come on.
17:19Thank you, Mike.
17:21What?
17:23It's a good thing.
17:25What?
17:27It's a lot of people because they've received
17:29a free and free
17:31and good job.
17:33What?
17:35Because of their wealth,
17:37a lot of people who don't
17:39pay attention to their
17:41own stories.
17:43But now,
17:45it's a different story.
17:47I'm happy now because
17:49I'm a criminal.
17:51It's not like that.
17:53I'm just kidding.
17:55But now, I'm already mad.
17:57I'm not mad at all.
17:59I'm scared.
18:01Serge, I don't care about this.
18:03Because I don't care about it.
18:05I don't care about it.
18:07I don't care about it.
18:09You don't care about it.
18:11I don't care about it.
18:13I don't care about it.
18:15I don't care about it.
18:17You don't care about it.
18:19You don't care about it.
18:20You don't care about it.
18:22You don't care about it.
18:23But what?
18:24You don't care about it.
18:26I can't believe it.
18:27I know.
18:28It's a new mindset.
18:29Do you agree with it?
18:31No, you agree with me?
18:33I agree with you, Belle.
18:35I'm going to have to hang out with them.
18:38Let's go to Papay Aguano and Reina and Chaka
18:41for her portion of the showbiz Chaka Minute.
18:43Papaya,
18:44Papaso!
18:51Thank you, Mike.
18:53It's okay to go, Mike.
18:55But I'm going to brush you first,
18:56so I'm going to go ahead.
18:58Hahaha!
19:02In the showbiz Chaka Minute,
19:04Malita ngayon na naging hirap na
19:06ang mga awit na si April Boy, rehilo.
19:11So sobrang hirap daw ngayon,
19:13pati anak niya itinulak na niya
19:17na mag-artista.
19:18Nako!
19:20Hindi naman po totoo yun, no?
19:22Kahit ba paano po,
19:23may shows pa naman ako
19:24at saka nandiyan ba po yung bakay ko
19:25at saka,
19:26siyempre,
19:27yung mag-ara ko nga sakyan.
19:28Basta,
19:29ikaw lang madsasabi ko, no?
19:30Wala po akong pinakakautangan.
19:32I'm always going to bring my son to me.
19:34And I don't know if I go to your child,
19:38but I'm always going to do it.
19:40What would I do?
19:42I'm just going to get married,
19:44and she has a time for me.
19:46So I'll give up and give up to me.
19:48I'll give up a load.
19:54So you know that?
19:56I'm going to give up.
19:58I don't want to give up.
20:00Hey, hey, friend.
20:02Even if you don't want to thank you,
20:04maybe you're going to leave it.
20:06Okay?
20:07I'm going to show you a minute.
20:09Bye.
20:11Thank you, Papaya.
20:13And since we're going back,
20:15we're going back.
20:17We're going back for 4 hours.
20:19Do you know that the Philippine-American War started?
20:21We're going to patrol the American soldiers
20:24with the soldiers of the Filipino soldiers.
20:26Bang! Bang!
20:27You're dead!
20:28Kaya kayo,
20:30wag magbibiro sa mga taong may barel.
20:32At diyan po nagwawakas ang 4 hours.
20:34Excuse me po.
20:36Dyan po nagwawakas ang 4 oras ngayong gabi.
20:38Walang tinititingan. Walang patutunguan.
20:40Ako naman po,
20:42si Belchonco hatid sa inyo ay perwisong totoo.
20:44I can't remember that.
20:46Ako naman po,
20:48si Belchonco hatid sa inyo ay perwisong totoo.
20:50O?
20:52Ako naman po,
20:54si Belchonco hatid sa inyo ay perwisong totoo.
20:56I can wish you to go
21:24This is the life
21:26Morning coffee by the Estero.
21:30With all the basura you can have.
21:33What more can you ask for more?
21:35This portion is brought to you by...
21:46Wow, KSP.
21:48Sweldo na ba?
21:49Malayo pa ang sweldo.
21:51Uy!
21:53KSP original chicken recipe.
21:55Rice and gravy.
21:57Sweldo na?
21:58Sa akin.
21:59Sa pano.
22:00Sa shell.
22:01May large juice pa.
22:03Is it sweldo na?
22:04Next week.
22:06KSP Aprodomeo.
22:07Sa 62 pesos, may up-sized juice ka na.
22:10Mmm.
22:12Sinabi lang wala ka sweldo eh.
22:14Alam ko.
22:15Sir!
22:17Let's eat!
22:19Patitikimin mo ba ako niyang KSP mo?
22:22Yes, sir!
22:23Patitikim!
22:26Patitikim!
22:27Patitikim!
22:28Patitikim!
22:29Patitikim!
22:30Patitikim!
22:31Oh!
22:32Masarapa!
22:33Patitikim!
22:35Patitikim!
22:36Patitikimin ko Thank you.
22:39Patitikim!
22:40Patitikim!
22:41Patitikim!
22:43I can tell you that when they are dying, their eyes are still burning, and their bodies are still burning.
23:04Do you think there are other people who are doing that?
23:08There are a lot of people who can see from the government agencies.
23:21Okay.
23:22Sir.
23:23Sige.
23:24Sir, why didn't I turn off my car?
23:27Miss, if you don't want to listen to me,
23:30you'll be able to save your money.
23:33I know, you know,
23:35but you didn't have a scratch on it.
23:37You didn't have a scratch on it.
23:39Why didn't you tell the person you found the person you found out?
23:41What?
23:42The person who was with you.
23:44It's a scratch on it.
23:46You're a scratch on it.
23:48No problem.
23:51Wait, wait.
23:53Wait, wait.
23:55Why am I going to go there?
23:58I was always going to talk to you.
24:00I was not going to talk to you.
24:02No, but that's why my boyfriend is the driver of the truck.
24:08So that's him.
24:17Okay, what's up?
24:19Oh, ma'am, why didn't you tow me?
24:21Ah, ma'am, it's good.
24:23It's good to have you two thousand five hundred pesos
24:26so that you can help us with our impounding area.
24:30Ano, two thousand five hundred pesos?
24:32Ang mahal na mahal.
24:33Pwede isang libon na lang?
24:34Ah, pwede oh.
24:35Pwede oh.
24:36Kaya lang kayo na kung bahala maganap,
24:37punsan nyo yung impounding area namin.
24:38Ha?
24:42Pero ano, ano ka na ba dyan?
24:44Sige, ipitan mo na mahigit.
24:45Baka maulog, ha?
24:46Uy, bakit nyo hinihila yung kotse ko?
24:48Wala naman ako sa no-parking zona.
24:50Ah, sir, pasensya na.
24:52Trabaho lang.
24:53Ha? Anong pasensya na?
24:55Bawag lang nga kayo.
24:56Isusumpong ko kayo sa mayari ng kumpanya nyo.
24:59Ang towing service na yan,
25:00papasar ako yan.
25:01Ang wala kayong lisensya,
25:02hindi kaya naka-operate.
25:03Hindi naman kami towing service eh.
25:04Ha?
25:05Ay, bakit yung hinihila yung kotse ko?
25:07Mga karnapper kami.
25:08Reklamo ka?
25:09Liga nga dito.
25:10Reklamo ka, please.
25:11Samo mo.
25:12Samo mo.
25:13Samo mo, ha?
25:14Ha?
25:15Matarapra.
25:16Meron dito, ha?
25:18Ah, mama.
25:19Pagkano mo ba sisigilan nyo saan sa towing service?
25:23Libre lang po, ma'am.
25:24Libre?
25:25Talaga?
25:26Bakit libre?
25:27Eh, nahuguto kasi yung bumper nyo nung hinatak namin yung kotse nyo kanini.
25:31Ito nga po yung bumper, oh.
25:33Okay na?
25:34Sige, hata-hatakin na yan.
25:35Sir.
25:36Bakit mo nyo siya?
25:37Baba, baba!
25:38Huwag nipatakin itong kotse ko.
25:40Miss,
25:41tinasa kasi sa amin dito,
25:42kapag in 10 minutes hindi nyo pa na-start yung sasakyan na tumirik,
25:44eh, kailangan namin hatakin.
25:46Kailangan namin hatakin.
25:48Kailangan namin hatakin.
25:51Baba, baba, baba!
25:52Huwag nipatakin itong kotse ko.
25:54Miss,
25:55tinasa kasi sa amin dito,
25:56kapag in 10 minutes hindi nyo pa na-start yung sasakyan na tumirik,
25:58eh, kailangan namin hatakin.
26:00Kailangan namin hatakin.
26:01Kailangan namin tindihan ko naman po yung kaso nung hinatak nyo itong kotse ko,
26:04eh, nasa ilalim pa yung mister ko eh.
26:06Ang nakaraan, sinubukang mag-business ni Don Herminio.
26:20Tumanggap siya ng mga basurang sinasangla,
26:23pero wala pa rin nangyari dahil naloko siya.
26:26Anyway, past is past.
26:29Magpatuloy na tayo dito sa
26:31Muchas
26:32Grasa.
26:36Ha, ha, ha!
26:38Our brethren, this is the life.
26:40Look!
26:42Morning coffee by the Estero
26:45with all the basura you can have.
26:48What more can you ask for more?
26:50I agree, I spin a win.
26:52This is the life.
26:54Yes.
26:56Kaya lang, parang hindi ko gusto tong kape.
26:59Why?
27:00Parang bago, hindi luma.
27:03Ang aking alalay na si Julio.
27:06Hindi na natuto.
27:07Lahit ko sinasabihan.
27:08Time and time, again and again.
27:09Ang gusto ko yung lumang kape,
27:11yung pinaghalo-halong mga tira-tira.
27:13Hindi na natuto talaga nato katika si Julio.
27:15That Julio is so hard-headed for you.
27:18Oh!
27:19Hi!
27:20Hi!
27:21Hello, Papa!
27:22Hello!
27:23Hi!
27:24Hello, Papa!
27:25Hello, Papa!
27:26Hey, hey, hey!
27:27Where are you go, my children?
27:28Where are you go?
27:29Well, Papa!
27:30Inimitlan namin yung mga bagong friends namin na nakilalan namin,
27:34mga taong graso ng ayala.
27:36Yes!
27:37Oh!
27:38They must be nice people, eh!
27:40Ay, nako, Papa!
27:42Doon po sila nakatira doon sa ilalim ng kulay ng ayala.
27:45Wow!
27:46Yes!
27:47Ayala!
27:48Well, me, I'm a little tired, so I'll sleep on tired.
27:52Oh, I see.
27:53Just rest.
27:54We'll go na.
27:55Alis na po kami pa.
27:56Okay.
27:57You take care.
27:58Bye, Uncle.
27:59Okay.
28:00Bye, Uncle.
28:01Bye.
28:02Bye, Uncle.
28:03Bye.
28:04Bye.
28:05TCCIC.
28:06Take care.
28:07Always be happy po.
28:08Always.
28:09Oh, look at that.
28:10Ay, Papa!
28:11Look at that.
28:12Ay, Papa!
28:13Look at that.
28:14I know, Papa.
28:15May lakad lang kami ni Julio.
28:16May pupuntaan lang kami, ha?
28:17May lakad kayo.
28:18Oo.
28:19At sa naman kayo pupunta?
28:20Eh, kasi nabalitahan namin may bagong bukas ng tambakan ng basura dun sa kabilang barangay eh.
28:25Hindi pupuntaan lang namin sandali, okay?
28:27Okay.
28:28Well.
28:29Okay, bye-bye.
28:30Bye, man.
28:31Take care.
28:32Remember, TCCIC.
28:34Yeah.
28:35Take care, boss, IC.
28:37Whatever.
28:39Alam mo, Brett, saan tama ka?
28:41What?
28:42You have a beautiful lives.
28:43That's right.
28:44I mean, hindi mo mga anak natin.
28:46Napakalaki natin sila na maganda.
28:48Napakalaki natin sila na mararumi.
28:50Mama!
28:51Mama!
28:52Hey!
28:53Hey!
28:54Hey!
28:55Hey!
28:56Hey!
28:57What's up for you?
28:58What happened?
28:59Eh, paano ang audience?
29:00Hindi na kinita.
29:01Pano ba?
29:02Ha?
29:03Ha?
29:04Ano nangyari?
29:05Eh, kasi dapat imeet namin yung mga bagong namin yung friends.
29:09Pagkatapos eh, di ba pala sila totoong taong grasa?
29:12Mga habas doon kung mayayaman sila, Papa.
29:15Okay.
29:16Pagkatapos!
29:17Pagkatapos!
29:18Pagkatapos!
29:19Pinilit nilang kunin, tapos sinakayipo sa karuton!
29:20Oo, ma'am!
29:21Ano naman kailangan nila?
29:22May isin na ng dalawang sakong plastik pasura!
29:25Sandali! Sandali!
29:26Sandali!
29:27Bakit alam mo?
29:28Papa!
29:29Kasi, aganda yan.
29:30Napaliwanan ko sa inyo, Papa.
29:31Ganito yan eh.
29:32Naglalakad kami ngayon, di ba?
29:33Oo.
29:34Tapos habang naglalakad kami, may bumatok.
29:36Tumama sa mukha ko ngayon.
29:37Pinulot ko ngayon.
29:38Pagkapulot ko, Papa.
29:39Binasa ko ngayon.
29:40Ang sabi sa hulat.
29:41Pupunta kami dyan para unin yung ransom kapalit ni Dina.
29:46Yun lang naman ang sinabi nila, Papa.
29:48Dalawang sako ng bigas?
29:50Yun!
29:51It cannot be!
29:52Basura!
29:53Hindi bigas!
29:54Ay, ay, ay, basura!
29:55That's too much!
29:56Did you say basura?
29:58It must be lesson.
30:00Oh my goodness!
30:02I think I'm going to...
30:03Ito ay walang kwenta sa akin niya.
30:05Dalawang sako ng basura lamang yan.
30:07Hindi ko yung pagpapalit sa buhay ng anak ko si Dina.
30:10Napakahalagan niya.
30:11Julio!
30:12Aton!
30:13Papa!
30:14Kunin yung dalawang sako ng basura.
30:15Yan ay pambabayad sa ransom.
30:16Sige, Papa.
30:17Eh, gay!
30:18Oh, sako ng basura.
30:20I'm going to payad sa basura.
30:22I know.
30:23I know.
30:24Dasalas.
30:25Dasalas sa basura.
30:26I know.
30:27Dasalas sa basura.
30:28I know.
30:29Dasalas sa basura.
30:30I know.
30:31I know.
30:32Papa!
30:33Asa lang, Rancho?
30:35Pwede bang...
30:37Asan?
30:38Eh, isang sako ng basura ang bibigay namin sa inyo.
30:43Hindi pwede!
30:44Dalawang sako!
30:45Sige, pwede!
30:46Sige, pwede!
30:47Sige, pwede!
30:48Babaay nito!
30:49Sige, sige!
30:50Isang sako na lang ng basura!
30:52Sabi lang, dalawa eh!
30:53Dalawa!
30:54Bulit mo ah!
30:55Wait!
30:56Sige, dalawa!
30:57Sige, dalawa!
30:58Sige!
30:59Huwag kayo mag-alala!
31:00Padating na!
31:01Padating na ang Ransom!
31:02Ha?
31:03Bilisan nyo!
31:04Yes!
31:05Papa!
31:06Papa!
31:07Papa!
31:08Papa!
31:09Ayan na!
31:10Ayan na!
31:11Eh, Papa!
31:12Ayan na!
31:13Tandali!
31:14Tandali!
31:15Tandali!
31:16Dapat masiguro kung pinigtas ang ating anak!
31:17Sa day lang!
31:18Relax lang ang pahalitan!
31:19Okay, dahan-dahan!
31:20Sige!
31:21Sige!
31:22Sige!
31:23Sige!
31:24Sige!
31:25Sige!
31:26Sige!
31:27Sige!
31:28Oh!
31:29Allaki!
31:30Sige na ha!
31:31Sige!
31:32Tse, che keng lang namin kung tunay na basura ato!
31:34Go ahead!
31:35Sige!
31:36Sige!
31:37Sige!
31:38Sige!
31:42Sige!
31:43Ha!
31:44Mga basura na!
31:45Bairap na tayo!
31:47Tama!
31:48Hindi na tayo ang basura!
31:49Mga tao grasan na rin tayo!
31:50Hahaha!
31:52HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAH!
31:57What is going on in this game?
32:00Do you want to see Dina's name because of what happened?
32:03Do you want to try Don Miguel?
32:05And will you want to break down the great pride of his great pride?
32:08The next step, the early days of the game show.
32:12This is just the Muchas Graza.
32:18Good band music lovers out here.
32:20There and everywhere, I'm BJ Pedro.
32:24We'll give you the top three music videos of Channel B.
32:27This portion is brought to you by...
32:38Wow, KSP.
32:39Sueldo na ba?
32:40Malayo pang sueldo.
32:42Uy!
32:44KSP Original Chicken Recipe.
32:47Rice and Gravy.
32:48Fedra?
32:49Sa akin, si Paano.
32:52Sosyal.
32:53May large juice pa.
32:54Is it sueldo na?
32:56Next week.
32:57KSP Aporta Meal.
32:59Sa 62 pesos, may up-sized juice ka na.
33:03Sinabi na ko lang ba sueldo eh.
33:05Alam ko.
33:06Sir!
33:09Let's eat!
33:10Hindi na, hindi na.
33:11Malayo pa akong gagaw.
33:12Eh bakit kayo nandito, sir?
33:14Eh pipirmahan ko yung payroll, di ba?
33:15Nakama mo na ba?
33:17Sir, sorry, hindi pa.
33:19Hindi ba?
33:19Nakosayang.
33:20Hindi pala kayo makakasweldo ngayon.
33:22Wala pa yung pera.
33:23Ha?
33:24Ganun.
33:24Huwag mo na pa ang sueldo, ha?
33:25Uy!
33:26Uy!
33:2615 pala, ha?
33:27Uy!
33:28Puro paglabot na ito na atong pag-uwi.
33:30Ha?
33:31Ha?
33:32Ha?
33:33Ha?
33:34Ha?
33:35Ha?
33:35Ha?
33:36Ha?
33:36Ha?
33:37Ha?
33:38Ha?
33:39Ha?
33:40Ha?
33:41Ha?
33:42Ha?
33:43Ha?
33:44Ha?
33:45Ha?
33:45Ha?
33:46Ha?
33:46Ha?
33:47Ha?
33:47Ha?
33:48Ha?
33:48Ha?
33:49Ha?
33:49Ha?
33:50Hanggang ngayon, marami pa rin, hindi naniniwala sa mga sinasabi ko.
33:58Bakit?
33:59Is it because I'm gas, a full gas?
34:02Apulgas?
34:32Let's go!
35:02Let's go!
35:32Let's go!
36:02Let's go!
36:32Let's go!
36:34I think that is my guitar.
36:36Wait till you sing and tap in our door.
36:40You take my breath away.
36:43Yeah!
36:44By the cancer queen, Mr. Pabst Fernandez.
36:47Cheers, man!
36:49Boo!
36:50You, I don't know what to say.
37:02You take my breath away.
37:05You're every song I sing.
37:09You're the music that I play.
37:13And you take my breath away.
37:19You, you smile, it's okay.
37:29You take my breath away.
37:33Black waterfall on the street.
37:37Honest is linked summer day.
37:41Oh, you take my breath away.
37:47No way.
37:49No way.
37:55And the wow.
37:56And the wow.
37:57And the wow.
37:58Here it is.
37:59The most beautiful MTV.
38:01He's here already with Rainier Castello.
38:04With a song called, I love you baby.
38:07You'll know why this is the number one song.
38:12Find out now.
38:14Number one.
38:15I love you baby.
38:16He's the wow song.
38:46Oh
39:16Oh
39:28Oh
39:30Hindi mo lang alam
39:36I love you
39:46You know, it's so, it's so
39:48It's so my goodness
39:50I can't explain, can't explain
39:52And did you notice
39:54I was there, I was there
39:56Shots, I was there Shots
39:58Anyway, Yen Poma
40:00He began as the top 3 badges of Child B
40:02As brought to you by me
40:04That's all for now
40:06This is PJ Pedro saying
40:08Take care, cause I care
40:10By now, I'm a mood
40:12In a youth
40:14I'm out of this place
40:16Right here
40:18Right now
40:19Right here
40:20Right now
40:21Right here
40:22Right now
40:23Right here
40:24Right now
40:26Eh!
40:27Sir, ba't you naman dinuto yung goto ko?
40:29Hindi mo nakita?
40:30It's always on to
40:31Eh, bakit ka pumarada dito?
40:33Nakita ko po yun kanina
40:35Eh, nakita mo pala eh, bakit ka nga pumarada?
40:37Eh, hindi mo naman kayo nakita kanina eh
40:39Eh, hindi mo naman kayo nakita kanina eh
40:44Eh, let's go to the top
40:46Okay
40:47Lah, hindi ko may kochi mo tinutunan nila
40:49Hindi
40:50Hindi
40:51No, hindi yan oh
40:52Hinihila hila na nila
40:53Eh, hindi kasi ako marunong mag drive eh
40:56Talagang pinapahila ko yan
40:58Pare!
40:59Oh, okay na
41:00Sige na
41:01Okay, okay na
41:02Halika na, halika na
41:03Halika na
41:04Halika na
41:05Halika na
41:06Halika na
41:09Sandala, sandala
41:10Bakit mo hinihila yung sasakyan ko ha?
41:12Bakit?
41:13Bawal pumarada dito ha
41:14Eh, bakit wala naman nakalagyan ng karatula na bawal pumarada dito ha?
41:17Eh, wala kaming kinita o may karatula dyan
41:19Halika na, ako may karatula dyan
41:20Halika na, ay di
41:21Hindi nang bag dyan
41:22Him¿Hmmm?
41:23Hallika na
41:24Halika na
41:25Kuwek!
41:26Katalampon!
41:27Isang kapitan
41:28Nangyabang ako pa
41:29May kaya ka-indigan
41:30Nakasama na natin ang alim mga contestant sa handa ngayon
41:33Sa tanambuhay natin
41:34Ay, may pa nakakaiskol
41:36Yay!
41:37May aumaliw sila
41:39This portion is brought to you by
41:49Wow, KSP, sweldo na ba?
41:52Malayo pa ang sweldo.
41:55Uy! KSP Original Chicken Recipe, Rice and Gravy.
42:00Fedra?
42:01Sa akin, sa pano.
42:03Susyal. May large juice pa.
42:06Is it sweldo na?
42:08Next week.
42:09KSP Acroda Mio.
42:11Sa 62 pesos, may up-sized juice ka na.
42:15Sinabi na walang pa sweldo eh.
42:17Alam ko.
42:18Sir!
42:20Let's eat!
42:22Hindi na, hindi na.
42:23Sir, kamusta sir? Napirmahan niyo na po ba yung payroll?
42:27Ah, hindi pa nga eh.
42:30Bakit naman po sir?
42:32Eh, wala na akong pampasweldo sa mga empleyado.
42:35Nalugi na itong kumpanya.
42:37Magsasara na nga ako eh.
42:39Wala pa nga akong nakakain eh.
42:41Hindi pa ako nakakapag-lunch.
42:42Gutom na gutom na nga ako eh.
42:44Baka pwede...
42:46Ako na lang itong KSP mo.
42:48KSP mo.
42:49Ako!
42:50Ako na lang itong KSP mo.
42:51Ako na lang itong KSP mo?
42:53Just do it with a bubblegum.
42:56You can do it with a bubblegum.
43:13David, Guru,
43:15what is the most important,
43:16the enjoyment or the enjoyment?
43:18The most important
43:20is the enjoyment.
43:22But you need to be
43:25as a man.
43:26So to know that
43:28the enjoyment is more important.
43:38Yabang-yabang
43:40Ang pangit-pangit
43:42Muwi ka sa mga kapito!
43:43Ang yabang-apang mga ka-intiya!
43:46Nagkasama na natin
43:47ang mga contestas
43:48hanggang ngayon
43:49sa tanambuhayin natin!
43:50Ay, hindi pa nakaka-eskod!
43:52Yay!
43:53Pupul!
43:54Malisi na!
43:55Pero bago lahat!
43:56Sexbamper, richamdansa!
43:58Pupul!
43:59Yabang-yabang
44:00kung pangit-pangit!
44:02Oh!
44:03Wala nang magpagbabago yan!
44:06Energy!
44:07Bagong taunay!
44:09Ito na ang tanong!
44:10Makinig mabuti!
44:11Anong cave
44:12ang ginagawa mo
44:13kapag may
44:14makati?
44:16Oh, yes!
44:17Ah, ah, ah,
44:18kinikindatan?
44:19Makati?
44:20Kinikindatan?
44:21Mali!
44:22Mali ang ginagawa ito
44:23para maalis ang kati!
44:27Kinukuryente!
44:28Kinukuryente!
44:29Mali pa rin!
44:31Kamay ang ginagamit mo dito!
44:33Yes!
44:34Kinukulangotan!
44:35He!
44:38Ah!
44:39Ay!
44:40Kinikis-kiss!
44:41Ay!
44:42Ay!
44:43Anong panikis-kiss ko pa rin
44:44nandiyan din sa nikot!
44:45Sexbamper, richamdansa!
44:46Oh!
44:48Oh!
44:49Wala rakyong ipostisaw!
44:52Oh!
44:54Ah, ito na!
44:55Huwag na huwag mong blank!
44:57Kanta po ito
44:58ng cute na cute
44:59at napakahusay
45:00na si Kitchi Nadal
45:02nagsisimula sa S!
45:03Yes!
45:07Sisilipan!
45:08Huwag na huwag mong sisilipan!
45:10Huwag na huwag lang sisilipan!
45:11Huwag na huwag lang sisilipan!
45:12Pwede ba kantahin?
45:13Huwag!
45:14Hindi pwede, no?
45:15Huwag lang kantahin!
45:16Mali!
45:17Hindi ito!
45:18Nagagawa ng pipi!
45:20Yes!
45:21Huwag na huwag mong sasaputan!
45:24Yung pipi ba?
45:25May sapot ba yun?
45:26Ah!
45:27Kasi hindi ko naman naranig magsalita
45:28ang mga spiders
45:29so ah!
45:30Parang naisip ko pipi sila eh!
45:31Ay!
45:32Talagaw kayong sagot ka!
45:33Ano?
45:36Bibik ang ginagamit dito!
45:39Yes!
45:40Huwag na huwag mong sisilipan!
45:41Huwag na huwag mong sisilipan!
45:42Huwag na huwag mong sisilipan!
45:43Hindi!
45:44Hindi!
45:45Ang tamang sagot!
45:46Ang tamang sagot ay sisipilyuhin!
45:48Eh!
45:49Iyink!
45:50Ang anyong ang klingi-kitsi na daan!
45:51Iyink!
45:52Oggie!
45:53Oggie!
45:54Oggie!
45:55Sec!
45:56Oggie!
45:57Oggie!
45:58Oggie!
45:59Oggie!
46:00Oggie!
46:01Oggie!
46:02Wow!
46:03Tanti ang ginagawa ng manok sa umaga!
46:07Yes!
46:08Tumataol!
46:10What a asing manok yun?
46:12Glow! Glow!
46:15Malay!
46:16Lalaking manok ang kadalasan gumagawa nito!
46:19Yes!
46:20Tumatayo!
46:21Malay!
46:22May sound ito!
46:25Tumotorotot!
46:28Bye sound!
46:29M问题!
46:31M问题!
46:32Ang tamang sagot ay...
46:35Tumutula!
46:36Tumutula!
46:38Tumutul!
46:39Malaga?
46:40Mahagawa!
46:41Kansang kang mapangon!
46:42Nagawa yun!
46:43Okay?
46:44Okay?
46:45Setsong ka!
46:46Petsong ka!
46:47Lalog!
46:48May sumuon na surot!
46:51Ahh!
46:54Lagop ka!
46:56Blank kita!
46:57Title ito ng isang sitcom dito sa GMA.
47:01Yes!
47:02Iluluto, lagot ka!
47:04Iluluto kita!
47:07Mali.
47:09Mga kabataan ang kadalasan gumagawa nito.
47:13Yes.
47:14Ilalaglag. Lagot ka, ilalaglag kita.
47:18Parang si Michael Jackson.
47:21Inilalagag din ba tayo?
47:23Mali!
47:24Binagawa mo ito sa may kasalanan.
47:27Yes.
47:28Lagot ka, iiputang kita.
47:31Parang si Michael Jackson.
47:33Ang tamang sagot ay,
47:35Lagot ka,
47:37lab kita.
47:39Ang letter L yun eh.
47:41Ay nga eh.
47:43Inilalab kita.
47:45Inilalab.
47:47Ipoko naman ako.
47:49Okay.
47:50Text bumper.
47:51Need some dancer.
47:53Upo!
47:54Upo!
47:55Upo!
47:56Gasgas na po!
47:57Ow!
48:00Okay.
48:01Anong Pete?
48:02Ang lumalabas sa katawan mo kapag napagod ka?
48:08Pulgas.
48:11Kapag napagod ka, pinagkakapulgas ka?
48:14Siyaan, pag niyong nakshower.
48:16Mali!
48:17Seloso ka daw kapag meron ka nito sa ilong.
48:20Yes.
48:21Peklat.
48:24Pa'ko naman magkakapeklat sa ilo?
48:26Ah, nagsisilos.
48:27Nagsisilos masyado eh.
48:28Kaya na...
48:29Silos nagkakapeklat?
48:30Akin ka pag-away.
48:31Nasusuntok sa ilong.
48:32Kasang ilong langit.
48:33Hmm.
48:34Mali!
48:36Sa kilikili ito madalas nagkakaroon.
48:40Yes.
48:41Pigsa!
48:42Pigsa.
48:43Kilikili.
48:44Mali.
48:45Ang tamang sagot ay...
48:46Putok!
48:47Kapag nagkakaroon sa selos natin mo.
48:50Selos ka aga.
48:51Baro, bigla.
48:52Ayan o.
48:53Anday natin, Ben.
48:54Natin, Ben.
48:55Tagal, hindi na kumuha ng baril.
48:56Putok!
48:57Hanggang sa iso mo ulit dito sa Yabang Magpahe!
49:00Let's go!
49:01Peronism dance, sir!
49:03Sayaw, bumpers!
49:04Sayaw, bumpers!
49:05Sayaw, bumpers!
49:06Sayaw, bumpers!
49:07Sayaw, bumpers!
49:08Ikot, bumpers!
49:09Ikot, bumpers!
49:10Ikot, bumpers!
49:11Ikot, bumpers!
49:12Oh!
49:13Di naman umikot!
49:14Di naman umikot, sir.
49:16Ito yung patawan.
49:17Sir, nandoloko eh.
49:19Di naman umikot eh.
49:29Wow, KSP!
49:30Sweldo na ba?
49:31Malayo pang sweldo!
49:33Uy!
49:35KSP Original Chicken Recipe!
49:37Rice and Gravy!
49:39Ferdra?
49:40Sa akin, si Pano.
49:41Sa siya!
49:43May large juice pa.
49:45Is it sweldo na?
49:46Next week.
49:48KSP Aperda Neal.
49:49Sa 62 pesos, may up-sized juice ka na.
49:54Sinabi na ko lang ko sweldo eh.
49:56Alam ko.
49:57Sir!
49:59Let's eat!
50:02Hindi naman ikaw si Sarah.
50:04Alam ko.
50:05Eh, sino kapat ka na dito?
50:06Hold uper ako.
50:08Puni ko lahat ng sweldo mo.
50:09Akin na.
50:10Pagay mo lahat!
50:11Dali!
50:12Pati yung KSP mo.
50:13Kainin ko yan.
50:14Dali!
50:15Dali!
50:16Dali!
50:17Dali!
50:18Dali!
50:19Dali!
50:20Dali!
50:21Dali!
50:22Dali!
50:23Dali!
50:24Dali!
50:25Dali!
50:38Dali!
50:40Dali
50:44That's a good one.
50:45Really?
50:47These are the illegal drugs.
50:49Oh, boss, boss!
50:51Gosh!
50:52This is what we need to do.
50:54We need to do this.
50:55What?
50:56Boss, don't worry.
50:57We need to do this.
50:59We need to do this.
51:00Whatever.
51:01We need to do this.
51:02Oh, no.
51:03Promise.
51:04Promise.
51:05We need to do this.
51:06We need to do this.
51:07That's it.
51:08Okay.
51:09Go ahead.
51:10Go ahead.
51:11Okay.
51:12Okay.
51:13Go ahead.
51:14Now, take it.
51:15Woah.
51:16Why are you helping me help?
51:17No, you're helping me help.
51:18No, you're helping me help.
51:20Come on.
51:21Come on, come on, buddy.
51:23Come on, buddy.
51:24Who's the daddy?
51:24You're the daddy.
51:25You're the daddy.
51:26You're the daddy.
51:27I'm the baby.
51:28Daddy.
51:33Bro, don't go on.
51:34There's a good way.
51:35Did I go down now?
51:36I'm so sorry.
51:37I have to go down on my car.
51:38What?
51:39What's that?
51:40Ito?
51:41You're legally parked, you're legally parked, you're legally parked, you're legally parked.
51:46What do you mean?
51:51Okay, let's go.
51:53Thank you. Thank you very much.
51:56You're the only one who's going to play.
51:59You're the only one who's going to play.
52:01You're the only one who's going to play with me.
52:05You cannot corrupt me.
52:07Let's go!
52:11We're the only one who's going to play with you.
52:14We're the only one who's going to play with me.
52:17Yes!
52:19We're the only one who's going to play with me.
52:23We're the only one who's going to play with me.
52:26That's it.
52:27CJ!
52:29Berwyn!
52:31Yes!
52:32James!
52:34James, that's it!
52:35James!
52:37He's the first one and the guest, Berwyn.
52:40Yumi's a typical dinner,
52:43but it wasn't just a game Soul freak Library.
52:45Right now
52:46by Rachel.
52:48He's the greatest,
52:49yes
52:50Él even pay attention.
52:51Yeah.
52:52Thank you so much.
52:53Bye-bye!
52:54Bye!
52:55Who already knows the actual show?
52:57Ha?
52:58It's a hero of Barbara Chase!
53:00I love you!
53:01I love you!
53:02Hey!
53:03Wait up!
53:04Wait up!
53:05Wait up!
53:06Lalo lalo na, manood sila, no?
53:09Mulawin!
53:10I love you!
53:11I love you!
53:12I love you!
53:13I love you!
53:14I love you!
53:15I love you!
53:16I love you!
53:17Bye bye!
53:18See you next week!
53:19Dito lang sa...
53:20Bye bye!
53:21Bye bye!
53:22Bye bye!
53:23Nung natutulog ang mga ibon, nakadilat po daw yung isang mata nila.
53:27Tapos, gising po daw yung isang utak nila.
53:31Isang utak.
53:33Yung lahat yung utak.
53:35Bro, uno momento.
53:37Uno momento!
53:38No, no, no, no!
53:40Peace tayo!
53:44What's up for you, ha?
53:45What's up for you?
53:46What happened?
53:47Ha?
53:48Tina!
53:49Ah!
53:50Bob!
53:51Hi!
53:52Let's try him!
53:54Ibigay ko lahat ng yaman ko.
53:57Maibadit lang sa akin ng anak ko si Tina.
54:00Julio!
54:01Anton!
54:02Babakunin yung dalawang sako ng basura!
54:03Ngayon din!
54:04Sige, Papa!
54:05Amen!
54:06Are you sure, President?
54:07Julio!
54:08Dalawang sako ng basura yun.
54:10Oo!
54:11Oy!
54:12Dito!
54:13Dito ba?
54:14Muna yun lang sa loob!
54:15At yun, ibabayin natin sa ransong.
54:17Pato!
54:18Nagsasaping daw siya!
54:19Nagsasaping!
54:20Oo!
54:21Oo!
54:22May kalukong ginagawa to!
54:23Eto nga kalukong ginagawa niya!

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