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The tycoon lost his tickethis staff mistook him for a fraud The Hidden Billionaire in First Class
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00:00Okay, this is for your own safety.
00:02He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
00:04Kick him out.
00:05Yeah, fuck that guy.
00:07Last thing I needed some hobo to be on my travel plans.
00:11Attention passengers, welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:16Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
00:20But hang tight, we'll be in the air shortly.
00:22We really appreciate your patience.
00:24God damn it.
00:25This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
00:28Somebody call airport security.
00:31What a shit show.
00:32This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
00:34Calm down.
00:37Ladies and gents, I have a ticket, okay?
00:43If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
00:48It's time to go.
00:52Keep your hands off my property.
00:55Sorry, but we're at capacity.
00:57No room for dead weight like you.
00:59Dead weight?
01:01Well, I think you two are the dead weight on my property.
01:07What property?
01:08You're poor.
01:09Your property is trash.
01:11I'm warning you.
01:14Which is why this is going out the window.
01:17How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
01:39You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
01:42This was a gift from my late wife.
01:50Maple Airlines is named after her.
01:53Do you realize whose honor you've disgraced?
01:56Sure.
01:57A lot of people are named Maple.
02:00You can claim whatever you want.
02:02It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
02:08Well, one thing's for sure.
02:10This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
02:15But the sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
02:20See?
02:20We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
02:23Don't you dare.
02:24Look, I don't care.
02:28Whatever you are.
02:30You want money?
02:32I have plenty.
02:33But more than that,
02:36who I am
02:37makes me a nightmare for people like you.
02:44Airport security?
02:45We've got a passenger string on trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
02:50Yes, send someone now!
02:51Are you threatening us?
02:54We work for Maple Airlines,
02:56owned by the richest man in the world,
02:58Jet Hawkins.
03:00You are so dead.
03:02I'm Jet Hawkins.
03:04Wait till these dimwits find out I'm their boss.
03:07This guitar better not be broken.
03:09Because if it is...
03:10You'll what?
03:11Beg me for money to buy a new one
03:13because you can't afford it on your dirtboard salary?
03:19I won't be the one begging.
03:21You will.
03:23Who's the one stirring up trouble?
03:24That man with the guitar.
03:26He snuck on board without a ticket
03:27and he threatened a flight attendant.
03:29Sir, I'm going to have to ask you
03:31to take your hands off the guitar case.
03:33He could be hiding a bomb in there.
03:35Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
03:38Oh my God, quick!
03:38Take the case!
03:39Hurry up before we all die!
03:41Sir, I'm not going to ask twice.
03:43Get your hands off the case.
03:45None of you hold rank high enough
03:48to search my belongings.
03:51He is nothing but a bottom-feeding ground staff.
03:54We're all literally leagues above him.
03:58If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork,
04:01I would gladly open my case and show you all.
04:05Don't fall for it.
04:06It's a trap.
04:07Don't fucking trust him.
04:08He's a terrorist.
04:09What's all this fuss about?
04:19Ma'am.
04:29Sir, I'm Evelyn, lead flight attendant.
04:32Here at Maple Airlines,
04:34we take the proper handling
04:35of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
04:37And I can assure you
04:39nothing else will happen to your guitar.
04:43Isn't she the top-lead flight attendant
04:44at our airline?
04:45I'm undercover,
04:46so it's best not to cause a scene
04:48and reveal my identity.
04:51You seem trustworthy.
04:54Unlike...
04:55you.
05:07watch out, Tyler.
05:20This is the customer service hour
05:22airline is so well-known for.
05:25You judge those beneath you
05:27when you act like monsters yourselves.
05:31My bad.
05:31You know,
05:32you're more than welcome
05:33to file a compensation claim for.
05:37Deadline's Friday.
05:39But of course,
05:40the airline's conclusion
05:41may very well be
05:42that the rinkety-dink
05:43old guitar
05:45might be completely
05:46worthless.
05:49That's for you.
05:52That's what I thought.
05:54Package boy.
05:55Package boy.
05:55Package boy.
05:55Package boy.
05:55Package boy.
06:01My wife
06:10hand-crafted
06:12this guitar
06:13with
06:13exquisite
06:141980s Cuban mahogany
06:15for me.
06:18Let me remind you,
06:20the company
06:21you
06:22work for
06:23is named after her.
06:26Why is he so serious?
06:27Is he really related
06:28to the owner of this airline?
06:29She was a saint
06:33offering jobs
06:34to the homeless
06:35gave him a second chance.
06:36But you...
06:37Get your dirty fingers
06:38off me, please.
06:39You?
06:40Arrogant,
06:41stuck-up pricks.
06:42Think you get to decide
06:43who's first class?
06:45Who's econ class?
06:47When you can't even
06:47discern the values
06:48that this company
06:49was built upon.
06:51You're both
06:52disgraced to humanity.
06:56Security!
06:57Here!
06:58This baggage boy
07:00is trying to kill
07:01a flight attendant.
07:02Good God!
07:03Somebody tackle that man!
07:05Sylvia,
07:06I give you ten seconds
07:07to get here.
07:08Right now.
07:09Sylvia...
07:10Stone?
07:12Uh,
07:13she's VP
07:14of Maple Airlines,
07:15only second
07:16to Jet Hawkins.
07:17God,
07:18you just won't
07:18stop pretending.
07:20Whoa.
07:21When Sylvia Stone
07:23gets here,
07:24with my ticket
07:25showing who I am,
07:26you'll all
07:27cower in fear.
07:29Are you all
07:29watching this clown show?
07:31This grounds crew worker
07:33couldn't even shine
07:34Ms. Stone's shoes,
07:35let alone get her
07:36on the phone.
07:38Don't believe the man!
07:39Throw him out!
07:40Throw him out!
07:41Throw him out!
07:42Throw him out!
07:43Throw him out!
07:44Throw him out!
07:45Throw him out!
07:46Throw him out!
07:47Throw him out!
07:48Throw him out!
07:49Throw him out!
07:49Did someone piss off my boss?
07:55Did someone piss off my boss?
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