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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2025) - FULL | Reelshort
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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You're history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:09To be fair, we thought it was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:39Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:57Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:25Bye.
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00:04:35These are great.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:45Hi.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:46I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:46Nice to meet you.
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, it's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned, you went to business school, you...
00:05:35You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it,
00:05:41because so far, I ain't seen the end take from you.
00:05:47Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um, but...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a...
00:06:12really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09Oh, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare,
00:07:18my dream, but...
00:07:20it's only enough for one treatment,
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know
00:07:38how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight
00:07:43and, uh,
00:07:46make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:56Oh, Amelia,
00:08:00you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone
00:08:09I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course,
00:08:14everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well,
00:08:18Amelia, meet
00:08:19Dr. Langelo
00:08:20on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both
00:08:23bumped into each other yesterday,
00:08:24huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:25Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose
00:08:38I'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished
00:08:41business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself
00:08:43a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'll be really hard.
00:08:46Hey,
00:08:47arrivederci,
00:08:48huh?
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00:09:23i don't feel like being your photographer all night you work for my dad you have to do what i
00:09:28say you don't look like romulus to me just a few more pictures i'm not here to update your tinder
00:09:34profile i don't need tinder i'm an underwear model my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:41whatever
00:09:41for me another i told you
00:09:59see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:05what the
00:10:06fuck this is fucking product
00:10:12oh
00:10:13asshole you're crazy
00:10:15bitch
00:10:18amelia whoa what's wrong i asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out
00:10:25i'm sorry romulus but your son is a prick i'm gonna be leaving no no no please i apologize
00:10:31my son is it's immature all right and that's why i invited you
00:10:36put forward it please all right just have a seat all right and i promise he'll be on his best
00:10:42behavior for the rest of the night won't you son so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer
00:10:48treatment cancer
00:10:53and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business make my own
00:10:58money okay i want the business
00:11:04i think we can uh make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:10what kind of deal well nothing crazy no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:22what romulus what are you saying i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:30well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:11:32oh angelo look you have to grow up before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match we hate each other at least i do obviously i see there's something uncommon
00:11:47already look you know my wife and i we were opposites oh yeah we were like pizza and hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when you first met yeah i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old
00:12:03fool huh but i learned a thing or two in 70 years you two have chemistry yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if romulus isn't there another way i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life amelia you
00:12:18do want to help your sister don't you well you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to
00:12:24this arrangement what's it gonna be what's it gonna be fine i'll do it for betsy
00:12:45well angelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business and you're also gonna lose your inheritance what the hell dad
00:13:03fuck it fine i'll do it now let's just go into the office now the lawyers have already uh
00:13:10drafted the contract and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:14you will be engaged for a period of 30 days followed by a wedding planned by me and i'll tell
00:13:28you it's going to be a big one for the ages too i hope the hollywood bowl's not booked anyway uh you
00:13:35must move in together immediately avoid any suspicion you know look there's nothing wrong with an arranged
00:13:41marriage marriage but well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right that's why this has
00:13:47to be our own secret are we agreed sure all right sign in
00:14:03that's why this is what we're going to do today to the new couple
00:14:24so your place or mine i'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:29so this is michelangelo's place it's like a museum in here michelangelo museum
00:14:57oh what was this put it in the trash this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist
00:15:11so put them in your room i said you could live here not decorate oh i'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your banana hammock that's man thong it's trademarked
00:15:20look i gotta go meet somebody if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back i'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:30it's electric
00:15:36oh by the way this is gonna work you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41you're getting married
00:15:54shh betsy don't tell the whole world sorry amelia it's just
00:15:59it's not like you you're saying we're reserved safe like i always taught you
00:16:10well things change when you find out your sister has cancer and besides michelangelo offered to help
00:16:18pay for some of your treatments so i'm okay with a quick proposal michelangelo the ninja turtle no
00:16:26michelangelo michelangelo dino valino maybe you've heard of him michelangelo dino valino
00:16:33shhh
00:16:38socialite animals like start a hundred cancel bravo shows how did you even meet his dad is one of my
00:16:45clients
00:16:48it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:50so toxic speak of the devil oh yeah you know that's probably an old issue this is a doctor's office
00:17:06amelia betsy carlyle doctor's ready we'll talk about this later
00:17:20amelia betsy carlyle doctor's ready to get wet baby we're already wet
00:17:50so
00:17:56where did that come from
00:18:10so
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:50Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:09I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:16Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:29Sweet dreams!
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:20:03And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one so many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:12How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:28My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:38Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:04I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I just really hung over.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:42Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:56All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:21I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48Real dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra.
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:57I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:29I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:09Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:20Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:28It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:47Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:03Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:19It's Matt's collection.
00:26:21He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:30What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:52Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns
00:27:02some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, I see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:12Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino, Dino, and Amelia.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:22I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:03And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:17How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:47Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:17What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32I, um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The man whore house is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:49Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:57I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:13Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:34Okay, Dad.
00:31:37She's in the office.
00:31:44Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:47I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57It's Michelangelo, Dean Lovino.
00:31:59You still track people?
00:32:04Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, David.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:02Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:29One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:46Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:50I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:54You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:05It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:43I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:47A cat person?
00:34:51Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:58I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:17The heck.
00:35:18I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:06I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:49I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine!
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05They're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:29You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:36I fucking hate you more.
00:37:50I fucking hate you.
00:38:20Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:06We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:12If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:14Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:02We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did miss Jejun.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:19Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:39He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:59Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:44Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:48We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:50And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:57Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:12You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18But frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:53Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:04Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it, too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:25I felt it, too.
00:44:33So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:39Okay.
00:44:40You're right.
00:44:41Let's pray.
00:45:05You're right.
00:45:06so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:45:29till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:46:03together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:47:00he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:47you think so
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:47:58brother for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:10mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:17so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:36let me try
00:48:38that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right i should work less
00:49:00if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:31what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:41but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right?
00:49:49i thought you were off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:57i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:03no kidding
00:50:04this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a court script
00:50:07what else is in the bag?
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:13you can cook?
00:50:28that was so good
00:50:30i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this? i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:43my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:53she
00:50:54passed away when i was eleven
00:50:56breast cancer
00:50:58but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:01she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:05she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:07we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:13i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:22i miss her
00:51:24this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:32but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:35just
00:51:36don't tell tmz
00:51:38what about your parents?
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was thirteen
00:51:45it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:52i don't want to lose her too
00:51:56i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:15is it just the wine?
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:21you don't want espresso
00:52:24that's not my fault
00:52:33hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso?
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:40you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:42okay
00:52:43well
00:52:43don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro?
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties?
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:03love you
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later?
00:53:24yeah
00:53:25okay
00:53:26okay
00:53:27could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:31and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40look who's here
00:53:41hey
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:50oh yeah now here's a
00:53:53here's mine
00:53:54right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:56huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:53:59right there
00:54:00here you go
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:02yes
00:54:03my boy
00:54:04he he
00:54:05all right
00:54:06all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this uh
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right?
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says that the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right?
00:54:21dad
00:54:22you can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24cool
00:54:25well all right then we'll book uh
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that?
00:54:30not too big plenty room for cold play huh?
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:35we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37what?
00:54:38something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great honestly
00:54:45but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:08i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:10sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:11love?
00:55:12yeah
00:55:13i don't know
00:55:14he's cute
00:55:15all right all right
00:55:16change the deal
00:55:17gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:18all right?
00:55:19and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:32cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:35no cold play
00:55:43so
00:55:45it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:49i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured
00:55:55what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:55:59congratulations
00:56:01thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions?
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:13maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:16what's wrong sis?
00:56:18we should be celebrating!
00:56:20i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:23no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25Amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:30is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:43it's not michelangelo
00:56:45Betsy
00:56:47it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:01what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:06and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:08actually he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:21Betsy
00:57:22i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:26but
00:57:28what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:33they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:37he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least
00:57:41not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:07fine
00:58:08yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:13you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner
00:58:26of course
00:58:27i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo
00:58:33you know that Betsy is the most important person
00:58:35in the world
00:58:36to me
00:58:37right?
00:58:38you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:40it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine
00:58:46tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's
00:58:57it's
00:58:58enormous
00:59:00why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:08nice to finally meet you
00:59:10Betsy
00:59:11let's see
00:59:12hmm
00:59:14so
00:59:15this is the
00:59:17infamous
00:59:18uh
00:59:19michelangelo
00:59:22uh
00:59:23how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2596 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:29yeah
00:59:30sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:34why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:37$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:40it's delicious
00:59:42this was made in France
00:59:44sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:47so
00:59:48who wants a drink?
00:59:49let's get a drink
01:00:10you hardly touch your food
01:00:13it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so
01:00:21michelangelo
01:00:22i
01:00:23have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you
01:00:28don't mind do you?
01:00:30fire away
01:00:32so
01:00:33i know you two have been having your
01:00:35fun
01:00:37um
01:00:38but
01:00:39what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all
01:00:49but
01:00:50what about her career?
01:00:51are you gonna support her?
01:00:52or kids? what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or are you just gonna
01:00:56jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:59Betsy!
01:01:00look
01:01:01i know i have a past
01:01:03but
01:01:04i'm committed to it
01:01:06we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:08i'm open to anything
01:01:09see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:11you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we don't know
01:01:16easy betsy
01:01:18i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:22and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:24you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:38are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:53no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:57that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:59she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:01you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what? you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:09that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:13that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:17this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:20not to me
01:02:21you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:24see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:29you told her?
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you?
01:02:35a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:02:38that's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:41i love you
01:02:43you love me?
01:02:45don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47SHUT THE FUCK UP
01:02:49you know what? maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07amelia
01:03:12i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:16you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him
01:03:20yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:24i shouldn't have said that
01:03:26we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing
01:03:29and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:34or Canada
01:03:35whatever
01:03:36it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:38by the Dino Levinos
01:03:40or worse
01:03:42i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean i only told you about the contract
01:03:46it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:55you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:57get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:08see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:17it's romulus
01:04:19hey romulus
01:04:21what?
01:04:23what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:24for your sake
01:04:37you came
01:04:39against my better judgment
01:04:41i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy
01:04:46but
01:04:47it's over with now
01:04:49you should
01:04:51punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:56i make me sick
01:05:05nice
01:05:07underwear
01:05:09it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay
01:05:17let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say?
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am?
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:28Chantel
01:05:30i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38Amelia broke up with me
01:05:42it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:49never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:58and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03come back to me
01:06:08hey there
01:06:14Amelia?
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone?
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:24what?
01:06:26gucci gucci
01:06:28gucci gucci
01:06:29where are you?
01:06:30romulus
01:06:31what? hold on
01:06:33oh
01:06:34well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44we can help you find him
01:06:48yeah?
01:06:49right?
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:59gucci!
01:07:00gucci!
01:07:01gucci!
01:07:02hey hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07oh um he's
01:07:09sorry i'm late dad
01:07:11where were you?
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:17if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:19nothing will
01:07:21smart move dude
01:07:22here ladies
01:07:23take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:25that's it
01:07:29Amelia
01:07:41gucci!
01:07:43he's hopeless
01:07:49we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:53we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:58keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:00see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:04i do have to admit though
01:08:06i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad
01:08:10he's really there for his dad
01:08:12his dad's dog
01:08:14so you approve now?
01:08:16they didn't say that
01:08:19gucci!
01:08:23gucci!
01:08:24my boy's back!
01:08:25he's back
01:08:26oh
01:08:33okay okay
01:08:34okay
01:08:35i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38i
01:08:39i
01:08:44i
01:08:45might
01:08:46have
01:08:48possibly
01:08:49misjudged you
01:08:51a little
01:08:52i
01:08:54it's okay
01:08:55most of
01:08:56what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:57they just
01:08:58leave out part of the story
01:09:00amelia
01:09:02can we talk?
01:09:06please?
01:09:10amelia
01:09:11can we talk?
01:09:14please?
01:09:16okay
01:09:17amelia
01:09:18i'm
01:09:23sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:25i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:27and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:31i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:37thanks for saying that
01:09:39i needed to hear that
01:09:41and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:44you're not one
01:09:46i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:49most of them are good
01:09:51i'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:53i'm not
01:09:55i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:09:59i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:02i'm not
01:10:05i'm not
01:10:08you're not? what do you mean?
01:10:12amelia this
01:10:13might sound crazy but
01:10:16i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:19and i don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:29dad
01:10:31what is this son?
01:10:32i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son?
01:10:38because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:41and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:53consider our contracts null and void
01:10:55it's null and void
01:11:03amelia
01:11:05what will it be?
01:11:08will you marry me?
01:11:12will you marry me?
01:11:13yes
01:11:16i'll marry you
01:11:18you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:35and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me
01:11:40i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:43all right all right you two
01:11:46that's enough all right
01:11:48we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place all right
01:11:52we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:55hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it
01:12:00and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:02all right
01:12:04i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:06especially coldplay
01:12:08we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:10it was worth a try
01:12:11and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:26michelangelo
01:12:28uh...
01:12:43amelia
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:49we're perfect together
01:12:51i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs
01:12:58i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:09as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:13and in return
01:13:15i promise
01:13:17to
01:13:19be patient
01:13:21and a loving husband
01:13:22as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:30amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:34than free underwear
01:13:36i love you so much
01:13:44i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:48but here we are
01:13:50michelangelo
01:13:52you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:54and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:56something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:57and although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:01it feels like a lifetime
01:14:03in a good way
01:14:05i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:07ti amo michelangelo
01:14:09i love you
01:14:11with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:13and the city of beverly hills
01:14:14i now pronounce you husband
01:14:16and wife
01:14:18you may kiss your bride
01:14:19i now pronounce you husband
01:14:21and wife
01:14:22you may kiss your bride
01:14:32thanks
01:14:34i'm betsy
01:14:35amelia's sister
01:14:37i'm jake
01:14:39another dog walker
01:14:41it's crazy
01:14:42you know given my sister
01:14:44i've always been more of a cat person
01:14:46me too
01:14:47it's the happy
01:14:50i've always been more than her
01:14:52you know
01:14:54in what of an amendment
01:14:56here
01:14:58if you think because of these changes
01:15:10yeah
01:15:12it's my mommy
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