- 4 hours ago
- #realitytvdeep
#RealityTVDeep
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Ah!
00:02Ah, come on!
00:08Josh, he just put the baby to bed.
00:10It's Jacob.
00:11Why suck he?
00:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so much noise through the music now.
00:17Yo all be quiet now.
00:18And the 1950s husband coming home from work, it's Devon Field.
00:22Honey, I'm home.
00:24The commute was murder.
00:25If you need me, I'll be drinking in the den.
00:27and if you tell the children where I am,
00:29we're getting a divorce.
00:31Well, they're all here to...
00:34Make Some Noise!
00:48Welcome to Make Some Noise.
00:50The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:52I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:53Here's how the show works.
00:54I am here, a series of improvisational prompts
00:57our players have never seen before.
01:01Isn't that right, players?
01:03Yes, correct.
01:04They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:06I will award them corresponding points,
01:08and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:11which an angry golden man may want back.
01:14Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:18Ready to rumble.
01:19Let's get it.
01:20Zunk, Junk, and Dunk.
01:22Kind of a rebrand.
01:23We're brothers now.
01:25If you say so.
01:26We're all brothers now.
01:27You can see we're brothers.
01:28In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
01:31This is a minigame that we like to call Back to Basics.
01:34Now, I've gotten some feedback that people missed the earlier,
01:39simpler, more competitive version of Make Some Noise,
01:42and so players, I'm going to present you with a sound effect.
01:45You pitch me back what that sound effect should sound like.
01:48My favorite wins.
01:49So, mine's going to win?
01:50Dang, dude.
01:52You're already sort of greeting the competitive heat right now?
01:54Oh, shit.
01:55Stop.
01:56Dude.
01:56Stop.
01:57Dude.
01:57Stop.
01:58Dude.
01:58We're just being brothers.
01:59Zach, a tiny bell.
02:01Bold decision there, Zach.
02:09Quite tiny.
02:10I'm sorry.
02:11You said tiny bell.
02:12Jacob, that's your go.
02:13I like that a lot, Jacob.
02:23Devin, that's all you?
02:26The tweezers.
02:32I think that is going to go to Devin.
02:38As we move on, Zach falling into a well.
02:50Very immersive, Zach.
02:52Very immersive.
02:54Dunk.
02:54Hey, y'all need any water or anything?
03:00Oh, it's baby Jessica.
03:03Sploosh.
03:04Now, there was a story about a baby named Jessica.
03:081992, maybe?
03:11I like that yours had a Y.
03:12Junk.
03:26Oh, no.
03:27Fuck.
03:27Whoa.
03:29If you've got that in the hole.
03:32At that point goes to junk.
03:35Let's do you first, Jacob.
03:36OK.
03:37For our last one.
03:38a three-second Super Bowl ad that cost half a million dollars.
03:44These are planes.
03:47Coke!
03:51Were they emitting Coke?
03:53Yeah, that's a great... I'm glad you saw that.
03:56I'm glad you saw that addition.
03:57I feel like maybe they weren't.
03:59They were for sure doing what you just said.
04:01Zunk.
04:02These are planes.
04:08Pfft, pfft, do-rit.
04:13They ran out of time.
04:14Too much plane.
04:14Too much plane.
04:15Too much plane, not enough budge.
04:17In the edit, they were like, we've got two choices.
04:20And they were like, planes.
04:21Planes.
04:21They're going to know what do-rit means.
04:23I like to imagine that the planes could have been chips.
04:25Yeah, they actually, they actually, they were chips.
04:26But that's just something I saw.
04:27They were chips.
04:29Devin.
04:30These are planes.
04:31Yeah?
04:32Shh, join the Air Force.
04:35I mean, that one made the most sense.
04:37Why were they chips and why were they spewing Coca-Cola?
04:40I am going to say that point goes to Zunk.
04:42And so, the scores are tied as we head into round one of our game.
04:49Wow.
04:49Zunk.
04:50Yes.
04:51The saddest free Craigslist post in history.
04:56Free to a good home.
04:59Friendship.
05:01I've been told I'm tough.
05:03To be around.
05:04To hear.
05:05To see.
05:06And to hold.
05:07I'm looking for someone to come with me on my companion ticket to Busch Gardens.
05:14I had a funny thing where I, you know, I was sort of ousted from a group of friends.
05:19And it's funny in hindsight.
05:21It wasn't so funny at the time.
05:23Sort of a breakup got awry.
05:25They chose the other person, even though they knew me first.
05:28I'm just wondering if my internet's working or if I'm not getting any sort of traction on this.
05:33You have reached your character limit.
05:38Thank God.
05:39Oh, man.
05:4052 points for sale.
05:42Never won.
05:42Zunk.
05:42Oh, wow.
05:43Zunk.
05:44Yeah.
05:44The person in front of you at the bank the one time all year you have to go inside.
05:51Everybody on the ground.
05:52Everybody on the ground.
05:54Everybody get down.
05:55Everybody get down right now.
05:57Please.
05:58No, no, no.
05:58Please.
05:59No.
05:59All right.
06:00Oh, God.
06:00Here's the thing.
06:01I don't want any money.
06:03And you're probably asking, what are you doing?
06:05I have a lot of ideas.
06:07And I need some people to just kind of listen, see if they seem good or if they seem slightly off base.
06:13Okay?
06:14Okay.
06:14Okay.
06:15Just don't hurt me.
06:16Yeah.
06:16Something that I've been thinking a lot about is, like, what's too much eagerness?
06:21Like, can you like something too much?
06:24Is this for something?
06:25No, these are just sort of what I've been generally thinking about.
06:28You don't want money?
06:29Not at all.
06:31Can you be too eager?
06:32Of course you can scare people away if you're overeager.
06:34What does that look like?
06:35Well, it looks like coming out too strong, sending too many texts.
06:37Yeah, you kind of have to meet people where they are.
06:39All right.
06:40So if I'm more eager than them, I'm making them feel uncomfortable?
06:42Possibly.
06:43Don't move.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:44You're trying to get out of this?
06:46This is an example of the overeagerness you were talking about.
06:50That's good to know.
06:51I like you.
06:52And I like how we're connecting.
06:53Bang.
06:55You want to get into the window?
06:56You can go.
06:57Jesus Christ.
06:59Sorry for killing you.
07:00That's okay.
07:00I'm going to respond in the same spot.
07:02Cool.
07:02Callback.
07:0322 points direct deposit for you, Jim.
07:05Which brings us to dunk.
07:07Correct.
07:08A post-apocalyptic late night monologue.
07:13Hey, another night in the wasteland, am I right?
07:16God, I had a hell of a weekend.
07:19It was crazy.
07:20I was in the forbidden zone.
07:22I know.
07:23I know.
07:24But, you know, the radiation swamp was just the perfect temperature.
07:29So I thought, you know, I'll bring the kids for a swim.
07:31And before I knew it, one of them was swallowed whole by the toxic ooze.
07:35But anyway, President Body Slam is in the news again.
07:40Body Slam not doing too good.
07:42God, God.
07:43Who voted for this guy?
07:44None of us.
07:45It was a military coup.
07:47But, you know, he's enforcing his new no kissing policy.
07:52Hey, but if he wanted a no kissing policy, you should have thought of that before we all
07:56lost our lips in the fire.
07:57Give it up to them.
08:01The Sludge Band, everybody.
08:03Oh, God.
08:05We'll be right back with Anna Kendrick.
08:09Oh, no.
08:10Yeah.
08:11This is soon.
08:12Yes, it's very soon.
08:1334 points.
08:14Have you seen this?
08:15Have you heard about this?
08:15That's right.
08:16Which brings us back to Zunk.
08:19Mm-hmm.
08:20A mo-cap Planet of the Apes Monkey self-take.
08:27Sky people.
08:34No, you have to.
08:35Sorry.
08:35I can tell that you're cutting my head off.
08:38I can tell.
08:39Sweetie, what am I doing wrong?
08:40So, Mom.
08:41What?
08:42This is a really big opportunity.
08:43I know you're doing so good.
08:44You were like a real monkey.
08:46I know it.
08:46And I just need you to get my whole head in the frame.
08:48Okay.
08:48Because I'm also going to be moving around a little bit.
08:51And I just really need to feel like you have me.
08:53You're doing so good.
08:54Okay.
08:55Thanks, Mom.
08:55All right.
08:57Sky people.
09:06Sky people have...
09:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:10You had it.
09:10It was so good.
09:11No, I'm feeling embarrassed, Mom.
09:12Why?
09:13Because he looked away.
09:14I know, but it was only because I was crying.
09:17I was so moved.
09:18Let me just go right into it, okay?
09:19You've got mail!
09:29I'm sorry.
09:29It's my desktop.
09:31You straight up fucking booked it.
09:33Dude, you booked it.
09:33Let's say an ooh-ooh-ah-ah man points for you, Zak.
09:36Huge.
09:36Which brings us back to Jacob.
09:39Hi.
09:39The coroner's report has a whole section
09:43about how fun it was for him.
09:45Male appears to be 25 years old.
09:50Cause of death, um, hydrojet explosion.
09:55He was going about 220 miles per hour on open water,
09:58moving down to the ankles.
09:59First of all, this guy's 7'4".
10:02Big guy.
10:04His feet are webbed.
10:05Webbed in a way that I've never seen before.
10:07I bet he'd be fast at swimming.
10:10His grills are still in.
10:11Pretty cool.
10:12Really fun.
10:13And his grills say www.getfucked.com.
10:18Somebody pull that out?
10:19Tracing.
10:19Go ahead and just kind of make a general incision here
10:21right into the sternum.
10:23Smaller man inside this man.
10:27Help me.
10:28Still alive, this man.
10:29Help me.
10:30What do the tattoos mean, sir?
10:31You alone hold the key.
10:33Riddle me this.
10:34If I cut you open, is there a big man inside of you?
10:38I'll never tell.
10:41Yeah, time of points, 1157 a.m.
10:44But, oh no, dunk.
10:47Uh-oh.
10:47It would appear as if the next prompt has a missing word in it.
10:51What?
10:51So it's Zach and Jacob's responsibility to fill in whatever that blank is.
10:56Guys, don't, don't fuck me over.
10:59Your prompt is blank in the Criterion Closet.
11:04Oh no.
11:04What's his name?
11:05Recently passed.
11:07David Lynch.
11:08David Lynch in the Criterion Closet?
11:10David Lynch.
11:11Very likely place for him to be.
11:12Yeah, it doesn't feel out of character.
11:15But he's really tiny.
11:16Yeah, it's actually really tiny David Lynch.
11:21Wow.
11:22Cinema is a road.
11:24A long, dark road.
11:26And it goes on and on.
11:30I'm here to pick some of my favorite films.
11:32Wow.
11:33I can hardly reach.
11:36Look at this.
11:38Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life.
11:40A tremendous film made by a man much bigger than myself.
11:44It's going in the tote bag.
11:49Federico Fellini's Amar Kord.
11:51His love letter to his childhood.
11:54Hooray!
11:57I, of course, did a love letter to my childhood in the film Lost Highway.
12:04My childhood was spent watching pornography at a murderer's house.
12:09If you're watching this, I'm already dead.
12:12That is technically true.
12:16It's true.
12:1665 points from an obscure Turkish director for you.
12:20Wish I had a name to pull.
12:23Which brings us to our second minigame.
12:27This is a little minigame that we like to call Make It Sing, how it works as players.
12:33I will present you with an object.
12:35I will then show you the object making a noise.
12:39It is your job to make that same object make said noise.
12:44Does that make sense?
12:45I think so.
12:45It makes sense to me.
12:46In that case, I am going to invite back to our stage, Malachi.
12:50Son of a bitch.
12:52Great to see you again, my friends.
12:54Malachi.
12:55Hi.
12:56Malachi, take it away whenever you're ready.
12:57Malachi, take it away whenever you're ready.
13:27Wow, that was beautiful, Malachi.
13:34Now, what is this that you're playing?
13:36This is a Renaissance Hummelschen bagpipe.
13:39Hummelschen meaning little bumblebee.
13:40Wow.
13:41I'm going to ask Devin for you to go first.
13:44Makes sense.
13:45Set the curve, you know.
13:47Yep, of course we hold it the normal way.
13:51Ha!
13:51When the Cialis kicks in.
13:56For only two seconds.
13:58Oh, wow.
14:13Devin, way to go.
14:15You know, it's hard.
14:16Good workout, dude.
14:17It's hard.
14:17Zach, I think you're up.
14:18Blow tube, finger holes.
14:21No.
14:21Bag.
14:22Okay.
14:23It's a great strategy, by the way.
14:25Find the holes first.
14:25God damn it.
14:46These bees are sick.
14:49Great time.
14:50Yikes.
14:50Great time.
14:51Jacob.
14:52I'm good, thanks.
14:53No, uh, it's not optional.
14:56So consent doesn't exist in Mexico?
14:58That's interesting.
15:00This looks pretty natural.
15:02There's more holes than you think.
15:06Thumb hole, thumb hole.
15:10God damn it.
15:11It's getting nasty, isn't it?
15:27Getting nasty.
15:30Someone's getting lucky at the tavern tonight.
15:33Yeah.
15:35Wow.
15:36One-handed.
15:37One-handed.
15:37Okay.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:38Hey.
15:39Hey.
15:40Hey.
15:40Hey.
15:41Hey.
15:43That's just...
15:44We're gonna bust.
15:46A vibrator dying.
15:55It is a mind of its own.
15:57Thank you very much.
15:57Wow.
15:59I found a minute there and then it slipped.
16:01The person who got the most legitimate sound of that thing was doubtlessly Jacob.
16:05Jacob, that point goes to you.
16:07Wow.
16:07I needed it.
16:07Malachi, everybody.
16:08Hey, Malachi, you're not gonna want to wash it.
16:10I don't want to wash that.
16:16That brings us to round two,
16:18where our players will now test their talents
16:20in teams of twos.
16:22Nice, dude. Nice, dude.
16:24Zunk. Yes. And junk.
16:26Mad Max Fury Road Driver's Ed.
16:34It could be nerve-wracking out there.
16:35It's my first time on the Fury Road, and it's like...
16:37I'm just gonna be kind of hanging on the outside.
16:39Okay.
16:40Hey, I'll be here every step of the way.
16:42Goggles on?
16:43Yeah, that's step one.
16:44Okay. Shoulder blades attached.
16:46Spiked, yep.
16:47Spiked.
16:48Hands at ten and two, guns at three and nines,
16:51and I will ease in.
16:53Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
16:54You didn't check your mirrors,
16:55and you didn't talk to the guy who plays bass on the back.
16:59Check in with me!
17:01Sir, are you good?
17:02The Doof Warrior is ready to ride.
17:04Okay. I'm gonna put it into drive,
17:06and I'll hit that Nas.
17:07Absolutely.
17:09Hold it.
17:11Fight it.
17:12Fight the Gs.
17:13Hold it.
17:14Now, it's gonna seem like this wall,
17:15you won't be able to make it,
17:16but you can make it.
17:18Good, yes, good.
17:19Witness me!
17:21Now, Paul, you're just gonna parallel park.
17:24You're gonna parallel park between that tank that looks like a boat
17:28and that boat that looks like a tank.
17:30Yes.
17:31Witness me again.
17:32Don't squish the bass guy.
17:33You've got a lot of space back here.
17:37That's what the show's all about, baby!
17:39Hey!
17:40Wow!
17:41Damn!
17:4245 points done entirely with practical effects for the both of you.
17:45Wow, huge.
17:46Which brings us to Junk and Dunk.
17:49Correct.
17:50A Chipotle employee is psyched about what's going on in your burrito bowl.
17:55I'm hungry today.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Okay, great.
17:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:59Let's get started.
18:00Yes!
18:01I wanna do a bowl.
18:02Yes, King!
18:03Go on!
18:04Yes, yes.
18:05I want the tortilla...
18:06Shut the fuck up.
18:07...at the bottom of the bowl.
18:10Have you heard about that?
18:11I'm not reinventing the damn wheel.
18:14Jesus!
18:15Yeah, man.
18:16All right, tortilla at the bottom of the bowl.
18:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:18Keep cooking.
18:19Um...
18:20We're gonna do this together, brother.
18:21Hit me.
18:22Okay, okay.
18:23Rice?
18:24Yeah, dude!
18:25Yeah!
18:26White rice!
18:27White rice!
18:28Can I get a little bit more, though?
18:29Yeah, yeah.
18:30This is the big question.
18:31I've been wondering how you're gonna go with this one.
18:32Uh-huh.
18:33I've been wondering which way you're gonna go with this one.
18:35I knew you were thinking, as soon as I walked in, you had it on your face.
18:37Where's he going?
18:38Black or Pinto?
18:39Boom!
18:40Oh!
18:41Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:45We got a goddamn innovator.
18:46Protein?
18:47Give me the chick chick.
18:48Chick chick is, like, the craziest fucking way I've ever heard someone say chicken.
18:52Oh, no!
18:53That's fucking...
18:54That's...
18:55Nobody said that before?
18:56I wanna get married!
18:57Whoa!
18:58Oh, wow!
18:59Yes!
19:00So good?
19:01Yes!
19:02Okay, okay, all right.
19:03Lettuce?
19:04No.
19:05And then, all right, cheese, man.
19:06Cheese, dude, the dairy!
19:07The dairy!
19:08God!
19:09Yeah, man, yeah, man!
19:10I want enough cheese to back me up for a week.
19:12This guy's lactose intolerant, baby!
19:15Let's do it!
19:16Let's slather it on and...
19:17I know you're salt of the earth.
19:18It's guacamole.
19:19It's extra.
19:20I'm going no guac.
19:21Wow.
19:22A man who knows when his meal is complete.
19:25Mm-hmm.
19:26I'm sorry, I just...
19:27Brother?
19:28This was going perfect, dog.
19:30And I was, like, ready to fucking leave it all behind.
19:33You forgot something huge, dude.
19:34What?
19:35You didn't ask me about the salsas, dude.
19:37You went straight from lettuce to cheese, dude, and you didn't even bring up the salsas.
19:41You'll never hear from me again.
19:44Wait!
19:46Ice water and shredded cheese, please.
19:51Together?
19:52I don't know if anybody noticed, and I know how people love Easter eggs here at Dropout TV.
19:56Uh-oh.
19:57The bell on the door on the exit.
19:59That's the bell.
20:00The tiny bell.
20:01The tiny bell from earlier in that position.
20:02Wow!
20:03Yeah.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Six points that are extra.
20:07Is that okay?
20:08Yeah.
20:09Done.
20:10Yes.
20:11We're actually honest about how they spent their weekends.
20:14Nice little weekend?
20:15Yeah.
20:16It's fine.
20:17Yeah.
20:18I got too scared for my snowboarding lesson.
20:21What's that?
20:22I booked a snowboarding lesson in Big Bear.
20:24Okay.
20:25I paid the deposit.
20:26I drove there, and I rented a board.
20:28And that first moment when you put your boots on and you walk in the snow out to where they have...
20:34It was a group lesson.
20:36And it wasn't even an intimidating group.
20:39I just turned around and I drove home.
20:40No.
20:41Really?
20:42Wow.
20:43How was your weekend?
20:44It was okay.
20:45Just kind of hid from my wife.
20:47My wife's upset with me because of some repeat behaviors that I kind of refused to deal with.
20:57Things have been just kind of frosty.
20:59And I ended up saying I had a bunch of yard work to do, but I was actually just kind of sitting in our shed.
21:07And I was just texting some buddies of mine from college being like, hey, remember when we used to get so drunk and no one replied?
21:14And then my wife saw that I hadn't been doing any yard work and she came out and she was like, I'm worried about you. You're so distant. Why are you like this?
21:25So I went for a long drive.
21:27I thought I passed you.
21:28I was going up the mountain you were coming down.
21:30I was crying.
21:31I was crying.
21:32Yeah.
21:33And then Sunday...
21:39Yeah, a point for every step taken all weekend.
21:41That's right.
21:42Damn.
21:43Which brings us back for the last time in round one to Zunk.
21:46Gotta have it.
21:47And Junk.
21:48Gotta have it.
21:49The most dangerous game, the least dangerous skies.
21:53Did you see anyone yet?
21:54I wasn't looking.
21:55Yeah.
21:56What kind of tree is this?
21:57Careful, it's got the thorns.
21:58Ooh.
21:59I forget what they call, but they have little thorns and stuff.
22:02You know what I mean?
22:03There's a lot of them like UCLA and stuff.
22:05There's a lot of them.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Hey.
22:08Oh.
22:09Do you think you'd want to hang out outside of this sometime?
22:10I was going to say, a lot of the reason I came here was because there's a male loneliness epidemic.
22:16Absolutely.
22:17Yeah.
22:18Yeah.
22:19I just feel like I don't have like a third space.
22:21A third space.
22:22And it's like, it's me.
22:23Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
22:28Oh, hey, look, there's a turkey tail fungus on the tree.
22:31Oh.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Turkey tail.
22:34Yeah, those are really good to eat.
22:35Do you feel like we should have shot that guy?
22:36What guy?
22:37There is a guy that is walking by.
22:39And I'm kind of pretending like I don't see him.
22:41I don't have a killer spirit.
22:42I don't have a killer spirit.
22:43I don't have a killer spirit.
22:44Do you like Legos?
22:45For sure.
22:46For sure.
22:47Did you know that?
22:48Go ahead, you first.
22:49Sorry.
22:50I got excited.
22:51All right.
22:52What's your favorite one on three?
22:53One, two, three.
22:54Millennium Falcon.
22:55I have Starry Night.
22:56I have Starry Night.
22:57I have Starry Night.
22:58I love it.
22:59Aw.
23:0045 points hung above the mantelpiece for the both of you.
23:02Aw.
23:03Which brings us to Junk and Dunk.
23:0725% off at the Cuck Chair Depot.
23:12I'm Benny.
23:13This my brother.
23:14Dave.
23:17Are you tired of sitting on bad chairs when you watch your wife get fucked by another man?
23:22I know I was.
23:23We've got a line of Cuck chairs vetted by the biggest Cuck I've ever met.
23:29Let me show you our Cuck chairs.
23:31We've got corner of hotel room.
23:34Extra humiliating.
23:3525% off or more if you browbeat me about it.
23:39Then we have a cold metal office chair.
23:41Now some of the perks of this one is that it has a full 360 spin.
23:45So no matter where your wife is getting railed, you won't miss a beat.
23:49I don't want to miss a second of the action.
23:52Hey brothers.
23:53Oh.
23:54I just wanted to ask if you had heard about the Cuck doorway.
23:5745% off a new item, the Cuck doorway.
24:00Sometimes you don't want to commit to sitting in a chair and watching the entire act of someone else making love to your betrothed.
24:06Sometimes the gravity of the situation is simply more than you could have ever imagined when you agreed to do it.
24:11And you need to be able to leave at a moment's notice.
24:14And sometimes the fear grips you and everything in your body tells you to go, but you must watch.
24:22Oh man.
24:24Wow.
24:25That's a good deal.
24:26Some sort of sex number.
24:27Trying to think of one.
24:28No one's ever cracked it.
24:29Gosh.
24:30It's gotta be out there.
24:3110.
24:3210.
24:33Oh.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Oh.
24:36Number 10.
24:38Which brings us to the last prompt of round two.
24:41Dunk.
24:42Yes.
24:43And zunk.
24:44Oh God.
24:45Street canvasser versus conflict avoider.
24:47Hey, do you have a second to talk about the environment?
24:49I'm actually going into drinking.
24:50No, that's fine.
24:51This is only going to take one minute of your time and it's really important.
24:54Okay?
24:55Yeah.
24:56Now, let me ask you something.
24:57Do you use our national forests?
24:58Well, I've been to...
24:59Do you ever recreationally hike in our national forests?
25:01Yeah.
25:02I have.
25:03Just hold on one second.
25:04This will only take one second.
25:05I went to Yosemite, I guess, so...
25:06So you're someone who cares about conservation and public spaces, are you not?
25:09I mean, I definitely am into it, but...
25:11Well, look, if you set up a recurring donation today, we can make sure that you protect our nation's waterways, okay?
25:16Oh, yeah.
25:17We can make sure that you protect our nation's waterways and forests, not to mention, of course, preserved lands, alright?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Why don't you talk to my dad about it?
25:24Talk to your dad about it?
25:25Yeah, yeah.
25:26Where is he?
25:27He's right here.
25:28Where?
25:29He's right here.
25:30Okay, okay.
25:31Just sign up.
25:32Just sign up.
25:33Sign it.
25:34I promise I'll sign it.
25:35Okay.
25:36Stop.
25:37Stop.
25:38Stop.
25:39Stop.
25:40You don't even care about the environment.
25:42I do, I promise.
25:43I have 35 minutes until the babysitter leaves.
25:45You're the only one who can save this planet as we...
25:47No!
25:48Oh!
25:49Oh, no!
25:50Are you okay?
25:51I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
25:52Please just help me.
25:53Give me your wallet.
25:57We ran around.
25:58I'm exhausted.
26:00Do you have five minutes to receive a brief 33 points?
26:02I do.
26:04Which brings us to our third and final minigame.
26:07This is a little minigame that we like to call Choose Your Character.
26:12How it works is Zack and Devon are going to be in the character modification screen of a video game.
26:17Jacob will be the character they are modifying.
26:20So players, if you could take your positions, please.
26:23Your video game is Scuba Adventure Depths Unknown.
26:28Yeah, choose from one of the main body types here.
26:31Okay.
26:32Barrel-chested adventurer?
26:33Should we try that?
26:34Barrel-chested adventurer?
26:35That's a little safer.
26:36Yeah, let's try that.
26:37What kind of goggles?
26:38Let's do cartoonishly large.
26:40Check that out.
26:41Way too tiny.
26:43Fogged.
26:44Let's go fogged.
26:45Okay, cool.
26:46He can't see anything.
26:47Hair.
26:48Long-flowing mermaid mane.
26:49Long-flowing...
26:50Yeah.
26:51Oh, wow.
26:52Gorgeous.
26:53Boy's buzz cut.
26:54Buzz cut.
26:55Yeah, wow.
26:56Kind of a stinker now.
26:59Do we choose what kind of swimsuit?
27:01Yeah, yeah.
27:02Old-timey 1920s bathing costume.
27:04That's one, yeah.
27:05It looks uncomfortable.
27:07Looks a little snatch.
27:08It's changing his whole attitude.
27:10He definitely has a wedgie.
27:13He doesn't like it.
27:15He's picking at it already.
27:17It's going to be hell on the water.
27:18Why do they have this option if the character himself is not liking it?
27:21I don't like this.
27:23He said not this.
27:24I don't want this.
27:25Not this, man.
27:26Other option.
27:27Change it.
27:28Change it.
27:29I'm changing it.
27:30I'm changing it.
27:31Okay, okay.
27:32Change it fast.
27:33Full body wetsuit goes even over the face.
27:34Full body wetsuit.
27:35Change it.
27:36What's he saying?
27:37Change it.
27:38Change it.
27:39Okay.
27:40Trunks that are full pants.
27:41Full pants, board shorts.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Ready for the meeting.
27:44Now, that's a stretch to me because it doesn't even go business to me.
27:47No, he looks like...
27:49I have the pants on.
27:50I'm ready for the meeting.
27:51What the hell does that mean?
27:52I have a meeting.
27:53I'm in full pants.
27:54I disagree.
27:55I have a meeting.
27:56I'm in full pants.
27:57He can say he has pants on all he wants.
27:59Yeah, he's full board shorts.
28:00He looks like Fred Durf.
28:01Full board shorts are like pants.
28:02Okay, fine.
28:03Change it to...
28:04I have a meeting.
28:05I'm in full pants.
28:06Classic speedo.
28:07Speedo, yeah.
28:08Red, white, and blue speedo.
28:09Red, white, and blue speedo.
28:10That's good.
28:11Shit, right?
28:12Shit.
28:13I think he's happy with...
28:14We'll just keep it.
28:15All right, fine.
28:16Okay.
28:17We clicked away from this menu.
28:18Can you rotate him back to the front?
28:19I'm trying to.
28:20It won't do it.
28:21All right.
28:22Okay.
28:23Flippers.
28:24All right, flippers.
28:25Cement boots.
28:26Yeah.
28:29Yeah, he's gonna sink right to the bottom.
28:31Can't breathe.
28:32Can't breathe with these.
28:33Can't breathe with these.
28:34Can't breathe with these.
28:35He's already dead.
28:38He's dead.
28:39He drowned.
28:40Go forward.
28:41He's dead.
28:42It just says, game over.
28:47That brings us to round three, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
28:54Yay.
28:55Zunk.
28:56Mm-hmm.
28:57Junk.
28:58Dunk.
28:59Gentlemen, this is going to be a round robin.
29:01Oh.
29:02Your prompt is, these daily affirmations are a bit off.
29:07You've killed before and you'll kill again.
29:11Dear God, make me a turd.
29:16Sorry.
29:17Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart.
29:18Fart, fart, fart away from here.
29:20Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart far.
29:22Fart, fart, fart, fart away from here.
29:25They all laughed at you.
29:26But who's laughing now?
29:27Them.
29:28Still.
29:29At you.
29:31Don't do it.
29:32Don't pick lasagna again.
29:34You're really becoming the lasagna guy I heard.
29:38Just getting to the gym is half the battle.
29:41Because you still have no idea where the gym is.
29:45You are a regular guy.
29:47You can enter a space.
29:48You are a regular guy.
29:49You can enter a room.
29:51You are a regular guy.
29:52You can do that transaction.
29:54You are a regular guy.
29:55You know how to answer the phone.
29:56You are a regular guy.
29:57You know what sleep is.
29:59You are a regular guy.
30:00You know how to wake up.
30:01You are a regular guy.
30:02You know how to move through space.
30:04You are a regular guy.
30:05You know what it means to be you.
30:09Wow, I found that one strangely inspiring.
30:1221 points capable of anything to you all.
30:15Sung.
30:16Jung.
30:17Yes.
30:18A24 on ice.
30:19Jesus Christ.
30:20Do you hear my strange voice in the darkness?
30:26My voice is so low.
30:29And there are no lights that you see.
30:34I just got done doing a Marvel film.
30:39Are you staying with me for the weekend?
30:41Yeah.
30:42Good.
30:43I won't be around.
30:44I'm leaving.
30:45The house is all yours.
30:47This cabin?
30:48The house.
30:49This house, the cabin?
30:50The house.
30:51This house?
30:52It's all yours.
30:53This house, the cabin.
30:54It's all yours.
30:57Hello.
30:58British character actor here.
31:03I mind the house and the grounds.
31:05A place where you might reawaken your creative spirit.
31:08But first, don't go in the shed.
31:12The shed.
31:13The shed.
31:14The shed.
31:15What's in the shed?
31:16Drone noises.
31:23The noises.
31:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
31:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
31:27Shh.
31:29Talk to me.
31:30It's me, your friend back home, Michael Cera.
31:32Just checking on how everything's going out there this weekend.
31:36It's feeling a little strange and kind of an off-kilter way.
31:39You always get in your own way.
31:40Just put your head down and focus on that creative process.
31:43You're right.
31:44I have to go.
31:45My non-threatening wife is calling me.
31:46Okay, there's a shed.
31:47The Shed.
31:51I shouldn't.
31:53Now I'm just into this movie.
31:54I shouldn't check the Shed.
32:02Shed, it opened.
32:03I'm played by Brendan Fraser.
32:07Oh, that Brendan Fraser movie, The Shed?
32:09I don't want to hear anybody say
32:11that I didn't pretend like it was on ice.
32:14Because I did a little bit.
32:16You absolutely did.
32:17Eagle-eyed viewers will find
32:19that we all skated on ice a little bit.
32:23825 points for you all.
32:26Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
32:32Fellas, it's a gift prompt.
32:36For us?
32:36Let's see who from.
32:38Hello, my name is Vic McAless.
32:40I've been asked to gift a prompt to Jacob, Zach, and Devin.
32:43Three improvisers have been very influential to me personally.
32:45So I wanted to gift a prompt that really allowed them to flex their improv skills and acting skills.
32:51And I thought really hard about it.
32:52And the prompt that I came up with is...
32:55Oops, all step-dads.
32:57Your prompt from Vic McAless.
32:59Oops, all step-dads.
33:01Oops, all step-dads.
33:03Oops, all step-dads.
33:04Great audio on that clip.
33:05That was their second try.
33:09Oh, wow.
33:10There's something about it that felt like we have to do it again.
33:14Yeah.
33:18Really good form.
33:19Work's been paying off.
33:21How's Tony?
33:22We're getting used to each other.
33:24His head's just a little bit in the clouds, and let's just say, I'm not a pilot.
33:27I'm sorry, I was laughing.
33:34How's Josie?
33:35Not good.
33:36No?
33:37Josie's in the muck, and I don't have a metal detector.
33:42Ow!
33:43I dropped the ball on my foot.
33:46Right on there.
33:47Hey, I feel you, though.
33:48Hey.
33:50Perfect.
33:50How are the twins?
33:51They have overpowered me physically.
33:54They hit me in the knees and the neck, and I go down like a sack of potatoes, and they
33:59kind of have their run of the house.
34:02Wow.
34:02I got some tough news from one of the kids.
34:05What?
34:06He thinks he can be a blue angel.
34:07Like a pilot?
34:09Kid's half blind.
34:10His prescriptions are thicker than mine.
34:12Top Gun Maverick?
34:13More like Top Gun Don't Got It.
34:16Shit!
34:17I'm sorry, I just said that it.
34:20Josie's stealing from me.
34:22Oh.
34:23Oh, oh.
34:25Yeah.
34:25Out in the open or at night?
34:26At night, in the day.
34:28Stuff she doesn't even need.
34:29That's what's confusing.
34:30I'm late to work.
34:31I can't find any of my stuff.
34:32Then I see it in a tree outside.
34:36The twins talk in their own language when I'm around.
34:41And I think they're plotting to kill me.
34:45I could keep this going forever and ever.
34:48All men need is an activity.
34:50That's right.
34:51A third space.
34:52And an activity.
34:52And 43 points that stepped up.
34:55Aw.
34:57Which brings us to the end of our show.
35:01Say it ain't so.
35:02Our winner tonight.
35:06Devin Fields.
35:07I knew it.
35:08Devin.
35:09I knew it.
35:10You are the recipient of the Covenant Golden Ears.
35:16That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
35:19Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer.
35:20I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
35:22Good night.
35:23I knew it.
35:24I knew it.
35:24I knew it.
35:24I knew it.
35:25I knew it.
35:25I knew it.
35:25I knew it.
35:25I knew it.
35:26I knew it.
35:26I knew it.
35:26I knew it.
35:27I knew it.
35:27I knew it.
35:28I knew it.
35:28I knew it.
35:28I knew it.
35:28I knew it.
35:29I knew it.
35:29I knew it.
35:30I knew it.
35:30I knew it.
35:30I knew it.
35:31I knew it.
35:31I knew it.
35:32I knew it.
35:32I knew it.
35:32I knew it.
35:33I knew it.
Be the first to comment