- 7 weeks ago
A womanizing CIA agent and an insecure insurance agent are paired together to make sure a deal goes through with aliens for the future of mankind.
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00:06:04Let's go.
00:06:34Here's your voice.
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00:07:34Here's your voice.
00:08:04You've done your country a great service.
00:08:07Would you like me to do it again?
00:08:10Maybe later.
00:08:12Here, Woody.
00:08:13Here, Woody.
00:08:23Hey, you got the map?
00:08:26Yeah, I got the map.
00:08:26I'm with them.
00:08:40We've got the map and you'll never get it back.
00:08:43Henderson was with them?
00:08:45Yeah.
00:08:46He didn't get the map.
00:08:46What was that?
00:08:47It was a message.
00:08:49Telling them to give up.
00:08:50I know who their leaders are.
00:08:51Who are their leaders?
00:08:53I don't know.
00:08:54Okay, Nick.
00:08:55Tell me what we do know.
00:08:57Part of the agency is broken off.
00:08:59They want...
00:09:00The big gun.
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:02And they've got...
00:09:03Most of the agency, the boys in the street, budget, personnel, support in the state.
00:09:07There's more.
00:09:08Russians are onto it.
00:09:09That's right, Nick.
00:09:10Now, we can't let this happen.
00:09:11Here.
00:09:12Look at this.
00:09:13Looks like Pillbox.
00:09:16How'd you know it wasn't Pillbox?
00:09:19There's a certain weakness in the eyes.
00:09:22He's a lookalike.
00:09:23The computer pulled him.
00:09:25Looks like a paper pusher.
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:26In an insurance company.
00:09:28Nick, they're expecting Pillbox and it's too late for us to switch him to someone else now.
00:09:33We need somebody to escort him.
00:09:35You've been in touch with him, so you know how important this thing is.
00:09:39His name's Bob Wilson.
00:09:40We want you to get him to Washington by Friday for the 8 o'clock rendezvous.
00:09:44You want me to train him?
00:09:45No.
00:09:46You're pulling him out of his environment, Nick.
00:09:48That can be a big strain on him.
00:09:50Guys like this get pretty confused when they find out what's really going on.
00:09:54Nick, watch out for him.
00:09:56Circle back for him.
00:09:57Baby him along a little.
00:09:59Build up his confidence.
00:10:00You want me to be sensitive to this guy's feelings?
00:10:02And his life, yeah.
00:10:07Promise me you'll try?
00:10:08Huh?
00:10:09I'll try.
00:10:13What kind of guy is he?
00:10:15Average.
00:10:17Maybe a little less.
00:10:18Hey.
00:10:25Bye.
00:10:28Hey!
00:10:29Hey!
00:10:59What is it?
00:11:24Bob, those kids that hang around the Magruder's garage.
00:11:28They yelled terrible things at Heather when she came home from school.
00:11:32You know what they said to me, Dad?
00:11:35And Bobby's new bike is missing.
00:11:37They stole it, Dad.
00:11:38You don't know that, son.
00:11:40You can't go around making accusations.
00:11:41You can't prove.
00:11:43I think you should go down there and talk to them.
00:11:46Yeah, Dad.
00:11:47Go down there and kick their butts.
00:11:50We're civilized people, Bobby.
00:11:52We don't kick people's butts.
00:11:55Come on, green boy.
00:11:56Hi, guys.
00:12:09You haven't seen a two-wheeled bicycle that belongs to my son Bobby, have you?
00:12:14No.
00:12:15Your kid lost his bike or what?
00:12:16Yeah, it disappeared.
00:12:17I thought it might be down here.
00:12:18That pink one right over there looks a lot like his.
00:12:22No, that's Oaf's bike.
00:12:23Oaf?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Looks a little small for Oaf, don't you think?
00:12:28Yeah, well, you know, Oaf likes a small bike.
00:12:32But listen, your kid lost his bike, huh?
00:12:33Yeah.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35Well, Oaf's got this new bike.
00:12:37You need a bike, we got a bike we don't need.
00:12:41You want me to ask Oaf if he'll sell you the bike?
00:12:44Well, that's very nice of you.
00:12:45But why don't I just check the serial number and make sure that's not Bobby's bike?
00:12:48Yeah, well, I can't let you do that.
00:12:49You see, the paint's not dry yet.
00:12:50But I'll tell you what.
00:12:52I can see you got a real hard on about this bike.
00:12:56Why don't you just give me $250, and I'll get Oaf to give you the bike.
00:13:03Okay, that's it.
00:13:04Hand over the bike.
00:13:05Hey, what's that?
00:13:08Guy bashed right into me.
00:13:09You bumped right into Oaf.
00:13:10Let me give you a hand there, huh?
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00:16:28AND FORM
00:16:31YOU'RE GOING TO FILL IT.
00:16:32EVERY LINE.
00:16:33NO BIG DEAL.
00:16:34IS MY PRESENTS
00:16:35HERE UPSETTING YOU, BOB?
00:16:36HELL NO!
00:16:37YOU SURE?
00:16:38YOU'RE KIDDING?
00:16:39WELCOME.
00:16:40NICE TO SEE YOU.
00:16:41YEAH.
00:16:42MAYBE IF I HOLD
00:16:43YOU CLEAR THE GUN
00:16:44YOU'LL FEEL MORE
00:16:45COMFORTABLE.
00:16:46I DON'T KNOW.
00:16:47MAYBE.
00:16:48WHY DON'T YOU TRY?
00:16:50REALLY?
00:16:51YEAH.
00:16:52THANK YOU.
00:16:53THERE YOU GO,
00:16:54YOU'RE WELCOME.
00:16:57you don't have to test it Bob the gun is empty really this one's loaded you want
00:17:11to be very careful with this one Bob okay you feel better oh much go over to
00:17:17the window see that man in the suit the submachine gun up in your tree Bob you
00:17:26ever see a man like that in your neighborhood before no I don't think so
00:17:30what about him well he shouldn't be in that tree between us and the light he
00:17:36should be in one of those trees down the street you want me to go out and tell him
00:17:39to move you got a good sense of humor Bob I like that in a man what do you like in
00:17:44a woman big tits they say you're not sensitive it's only a few people Bob now
00:17:53our problem is we're gonna get to Washington by 8 o'clock on Friday we've
00:17:58got plenty of time it's only Monday maybe we could leave tomorrow oh no we're
00:18:03gonna take a long scenic route Bob that's nice why are we going well I'll tell you
00:18:09you don't have to trust me on that part but when you find out what it is you're
00:18:13gonna be so thrilled to be a part of it but there are some people who don't agree
00:18:18with what we're doing like the man in the tree you catch on quick they're not
00:18:25gonna be a problem though we're gonna go out there deal with them and get the
00:18:30Washington on time gee I can't mr. Nick I wish you'd caught me earlier on this one
00:18:39Nick I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass I can't go why not I got a lot of work at
00:18:48the office my boss won't let me oh well it's important I'll explain to your boss
00:18:53when we get back all right I'm not gonna give you a weapon your first time out but
00:18:59I never want you to say I've been too tough on you I'd never do that probably not
00:19:04but you're new to this it's your first time so I just want you to watch enjoy
00:19:13yourself if you feel like helping jump in you're gonna make a few mistakes but
00:19:21don't you worry about it okay partner let's go out there and take them out
00:19:35they're gonna shoot us aren't they probably Bob it's what they brought the guns for
00:19:41don't worry about your family Bobby put them with the neighbors
00:19:53they're destroying my duck
00:20:00he missed you
00:20:06I'm not with him
00:20:13I'm not with him
00:20:15I'm not with him
00:20:19you son of a bitch
00:20:33you you draw fire and you save my ass I'm buying a tombstone Bob and you're
00:20:40pulling a stun like that you saved my life Bob that's something I'm never gonna forget
00:20:48they thought I was with you Bob you are with me now Bob be easy for me to lie to you and
00:20:58tell you that we're not on a dangerous mission here you sound terrible where did he hit you
00:21:08it looks like the Adam's apple gotta open it and knock it loose if it's floating around in there could
00:21:15fold over at any time and choke you to death it's terrible way to go Bob did it feel like it hit you
00:21:21pretty hard let me see I don't know I'm no doctor Bob but it sounds loose to me look put your fingers over it like this for the next couple days don't talk and don't breathe any more than you have to and you'll be fine now come on now be careful there could be more of them out there come on Bob
00:21:48some fun huh you're enjoying yourself I can tell
00:22:01come on
00:22:02doc get up you're gonna be very good Bob
00:22:11what are we doing in mr. Goodman's house oh I left a special map that's vital to the mission in here oh what's so vital about it well it shows us exactly where we want to be Friday at eight o'clock oh that's vital all right sure is hey while we're here let's chow down huh who knows when we're gonna get another
00:22:41chance what what if those guys come back oh Bob we're safe here is anywhere how safe is that oh
00:22:47oh that very oh my god it's only a third fall what's wrong it's gotta be at least three days old mom so well when I went over to your house in your refrigerator I had some of the freshest cottage cheese I ever tasted and all your milk containers were
00:23:11full so what Jesus don't you see the milkman is making extra stops at your house your wife is home alone all day by herself
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00:23:30oh God I know what you're thinking I know how you feel I know what's going through your mind Bob he's got her in all different kinds of positions she's telling him about your sexual inadequacies they're laughing their heads off about it
00:23:45oh he's chasing your wife through that your wife did that to you no I'm not married I went through it on the other side
00:23:56but it's the same thing all right can I let you up
00:24:04you feel better you get that out of your system now
00:24:16come on come on Bob
00:24:30come on Bob
00:24:42come on
00:24:46come on
00:24:50come on
00:25:08hi I'm Bob Wilson I live at
00:25:11you were supposed to hold the fence for me Bob you did a good job of distracting them but you don't want to use the same trick every time
00:25:23what am I talking about you're doing fine forget what I said did I tell you you're doing a great job today
00:25:31huh
00:25:33ugh she's gonna be a tough one
00:25:37he's gonna be a tough one
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00:26:05Heather, Heather, this is Dad. I'm all right. Listen very carefully.
00:26:18I'm in Las Vegas at a place called Lucky Lady Liquor...
00:26:20Mom, it's Dad. He's coming from the mental hospital.
00:26:25What mental hospital?
00:26:26Dad.
00:26:27They caught all the terrorists and attacked on the street.
00:26:30What terrorists?
00:26:31Hi, honey. I can barely hear you because of the workmen.
00:26:34Is the hospital nice?
00:26:36I'm not in a hospital.
00:26:37Sweetheart, there is no shame in having a medical problem,
00:26:40especially after what you've been through.
00:26:42Barbara, listen. I was kidnapped by this crazy lunatic
00:26:45who claims he's a CIA.
00:26:49Hello, Mrs. Wilson. This is Dr. Stillwell.
00:26:53Bob shouldn't be talking to anybody yet.
00:26:55It would have been better if he hadn't have made this call at all.
00:26:58But I want to assure you that he's fine,
00:27:01and he'll be coming home soon.
00:27:04I hope I haven't messed anything up.
00:27:09Me too.
00:27:12Come on.
00:27:14Look, you're going to feel a lot better about it
00:27:16once we get moving again and you get a little wind in your face.
00:27:20Hey, we switched cars for a diversion.
00:27:22I stepped us up.
00:27:24I stole a Torino.
00:27:25Oh, that's great.
00:27:26I thought you'd be pleased.
00:27:27That was beautiful, Bob.
00:27:40Caught me totally unaware.
00:27:43Hey, you're going to make a very good agent.
00:27:45You know that?
00:27:46Okay, now.
00:27:48We've got to get going,
00:27:49so why don't you get in the other car?
00:27:50I'm not going anywhere.
00:27:56Okay.
00:28:09Bob?
00:28:11You sure you don't want to come out?
00:28:13You can get awfully hot just sitting in a car like that.
00:28:16I'm not coming out.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:20Look, you're upset.
00:28:22Don't try to hide it.
00:28:24Hey, look, you're not crazy about the mission.
00:28:26You didn't like it from the start.
00:28:28It's totally understandable.
00:28:33You're going to feel a lot better about it
00:28:35once we get to Washington.
00:28:36You know what?
00:28:41I'm going to introduce you to the president.
00:28:42Now, isn't that going to be exciting?
00:28:44Don't treat me like a child.
00:28:47Fine.
00:28:56I'm coming out.
00:28:59All right.
00:29:00I'm willing to listen.
00:29:02That's great, Bob.
00:29:05Okay, what is it?
00:29:06We have been negotiating
00:29:08with men and UFOs for seven years.
00:29:11If we don't get to Washington by Friday,
00:29:13the whole deal will be off.
00:29:15Drive me home.
00:29:17Bob, you said you were willing to listen.
00:29:20Negotiating with UFOs?
00:29:22Yes.
00:29:23Spacemen.
00:29:24Men from outer space.
00:29:25Alien beings.
00:29:26UFOs.
00:29:27We've been negotiating with men
00:29:28from outer space for seven years.
00:29:30That's right.
00:29:31Come on, now.
00:29:32You've heard about it.
00:29:33There are no UFOs.
00:29:34Bob, that's what they tell the general public.
00:29:38You're right.
00:29:39How are you supposed to know?
00:29:41I mean, they've been lying to you for so many years,
00:29:43you don't know what to believe.
00:29:44What are you talking about?
00:29:48What is that?
00:29:49Read the inscription.
00:29:51Go on.
00:29:52To Nick from his friends far away.
00:29:59They gave it to me.
00:30:00They're UFOs.
00:30:01This is your proof.
00:30:03Read it and weep.
00:30:04Come on.
00:30:05From his friends far away.
00:30:06Yes.
00:30:08Take me home.
00:30:11You're one hell of a skeptic, aren't you, Bob?
00:30:13All right.
00:30:14You want proof?
00:30:15I want proof.
00:30:15I'll give you proof.
00:30:16You're one hell of a skeptic.
00:30:46Can we go now?
00:30:58What is that?
00:30:59The inner workings of your mind?
00:31:01You saw it.
00:31:02I hammered it through the baseball and the outer space pen still writes.
00:31:06I saw that in a commercial on television.
00:31:08They sell pens over the phone that can do that.
00:31:10All right.
00:31:12All right.
00:31:13All right.
00:31:14There's one thing that the pen does do.
00:31:17You willing to watch?
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:19All right.
00:31:20Now watch.
00:31:21Watch it.
00:31:21Pay attention.
00:31:22Pay attention.
00:31:22Pay attention.
00:31:24Pay attention.
00:31:26Pay attention.
00:31:30Pay attention.
00:31:38Can the pen on TV do that, Bob?
00:32:06It's a homing pen.
00:32:09It goes right back to their galaxy.
00:32:12They probably think I'm in trouble or something.
00:32:14I hope they don't think I didn't like the pen.
00:32:17You can't give it back?
00:32:19Oh, no.
00:32:19That's it.
00:32:20The only one I had.
00:32:22Oh, boy.
00:32:23I hate to lose a memento like that.
00:32:25Real collector's item, a pen like that, Bob.
00:32:27And you just threw it into outer space.
00:32:29Bob, you were demanding proof.
00:32:32I had to give you proof.
00:32:34I hear something.
00:32:36I hear something.
00:32:38I hear something.
00:32:43Come on.
00:32:46Oh, God.
00:32:49Come on.
00:32:49Who's shooting at us?
00:32:57The Russians.
00:32:58The Russians?
00:32:59Yeah.
00:32:59What do they want?
00:33:00The map.
00:33:02They killed just to get a chance to talk to the UFOs.
00:33:04So I noticed.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:05Oh, yeah.
00:33:14Oh, yeah.
00:33:14Definitely going to be a tough one.
00:33:17Hey, Bob.
00:33:18You got any special skills?
00:33:22Is there anything you're good at?
00:33:26You know, anything you won an award for?
00:33:29Well, I was an alternate on the debating team in high school.
00:33:33You want to go out there and argue with them, Bob?
00:33:34Well, we're definitely going to have a transportation problem.
00:33:54They're sending in Dolowski, their top negotiator.
00:34:04Good to see you again.
00:34:19You're looking as lovely as always, darling.
00:34:23Your Marshall Chatham is not going to get you out of this one, Nicky.
00:34:27Well, I don't know about that, darling.
00:34:28Your own people are not going to let you get to Washington.
00:34:32Give us the map. We'll protect you.
00:34:34Where? Some gulag in Siberia?
00:34:36You're up against us and your own people. It's suicide.
00:34:39You're a pro. You knew the risks.
00:34:43But, uh, why did you have to take this poor Slovnitsky with you?
00:34:48Bob, she's just trying to divide us.
00:34:49What's a Slovnitsky?
00:34:51Ah, piss-ant little nothing. Don't take it personal.
00:34:54All right. Bob here can take care of himself.
00:34:56If there's going to be any rough stuff, you can bet he's going to be the first to go.
00:35:00Listen, Nicky. We trust you.
00:35:03If you give us the map and your words, you keep quiet.
00:35:07We forget about the whole thing.
00:35:10What about Bob? Yeah, what about Bob?
00:35:12We don't know him. We'd have to have guarantees he wouldn't talk.
00:35:15I wouldn't talk? Well, what, uh, kind of guarantees?
00:35:18We'd want him dead.
00:35:19Nick, Nick, we can't live with a deal like that.
00:35:23I might be able to, Bob. I couldn't.
00:35:24Bob, let's at least listen to her, okay?
00:35:26Just listen.
00:35:27Shh, shh. Let me handle it. Come on.
00:35:29All right. If I were to sell out, Dolly, what kind of compensation could I expect?
00:35:33A million dollars in cash.
00:35:35A million dollars for Nick, though? That's insulting.
00:35:38Bob, it's not so insulting.
00:35:41Look, it's a negotiation technique. They're going to start low.
00:35:44Let me handle it, all right?
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:48Dolly, uh, I'm going to consider your offer.
00:35:51But quite frankly, I consider it a bit on the low side.
00:35:53Let's see this thing through, Nick.
00:35:54Nothing matters but our getting to Washington.
00:35:56I think it's important to save the world.
00:35:58Don't get hysterical.
00:36:00What kind of position could I expect in the KGB?
00:36:03Colonel.
00:36:04Colonel? Uh-uh. No, that's a deal breaker.
00:36:06Bob, it's fine.
00:36:07You can never accept a deal like that.
00:36:09Bob, don't get us...
00:36:09That's it. That's it. The deal is over.
00:36:11Forget it. Take a walk, Ski.
00:36:12And Nicky, there would be other compensations if you came over to us.
00:36:27Wait, you're not.
00:36:30Dolly, can I speak to you privately, back home?
00:36:33Just hang out with us.
00:36:35Maybe that would be all right.
00:36:36Shh.
00:36:36Shh.
00:36:36Shh.
00:36:36Shh.
00:36:37Shh.
00:36:37Shh.
00:36:38Shh.
00:36:38Shh.
00:36:39Shh.
00:36:39Shh.
00:36:40Shh.
00:36:40Shh.
00:36:41Shh.
00:36:41Shh.
00:36:42Shh.
00:36:42Shh.
00:36:42Oh, Nick, one last thing.
00:37:04All of us at KGB are dumping our generic stock.
00:37:08No, no, darling.
00:37:10They're getting that Defense Department contract.
00:37:12It was a good tip.
00:37:13I got it from our boys off the Cabinet tab.
00:37:16We have a White House tab.
00:37:19They're not going to get the contract.
00:37:22Sorry, Nick.
00:37:27We gotta get out of here.
00:37:32What do you think they're trying to do?
00:37:34They're trying to murder me.
00:37:35They know I can't afford a loss like that.
00:37:36I didn't know you smoked.
00:37:37Just after sex, Bob.
00:37:38Trying to give it up.
00:37:39Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
00:37:40Yeah, about a back a day.
00:37:41That'll kill you.
00:37:42It won't kill you, but it'll make you very sore.
00:37:44I want to check the back.
00:37:45You want the good news first, or the bad news?
00:37:50Give me the bad news.
00:37:51There's no way out of here in line.
00:37:53What's the good news?
00:37:54It doesn't look like we're going to be here for long.
00:37:56It doesn't look like we're going to be here for long.
00:38:21All right, we got one chance.
00:38:29Stay close and do exactly what I do.
00:38:35Bang!
00:38:41Bang!
00:38:49Bang!
00:38:51I think the men and the UFO are helping us.
00:38:54Good. We need all the help we can get.
00:38:56Bang!
00:38:58Let's go.
00:39:02Bang! Bang!
00:39:05Bang! Bang! Get down!
00:39:08Bang! Bang! Bang!
00:39:13Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
00:39:17You got a corner?
00:39:19Bang! Bang! I said you got a corner!
00:39:22No!
00:39:24Bang! Bang! Bang!
00:39:26Wait here!
00:39:27I'll cover you!
00:39:28Bang! Bang! Bang!
00:39:32Bang!
00:39:33Stop it!
00:39:34Bang! Bang!
00:39:36Bang! Bang!
00:39:38Bang!
00:39:40Bang!
00:39:41Bang! Bang!
00:39:42Bang! Bang! Bang!
00:39:43Bang! Bang!
00:39:48Bang!
00:39:49Whoo!
00:39:50Bang!
00:39:51Bang!
00:39:52Bang!
00:39:56Nick! I got one!
00:39:57Keep me cover!
00:39:58Bang!
00:39:59Bang!
00:40:00Bang!
00:40:01I got two hands!
00:40:02I got two hands!
00:40:03I got two hands!
00:40:04Give me a corner!
00:40:09Bang!
00:40:10Hello, Mike?
00:40:11Sell Tenerex as quick as you can!
00:40:13Thanks!
00:40:17Oh, I can relax.
00:40:18I'm out.
00:40:19I'm out.
00:40:26What is this?
00:40:31Lunch.
00:40:32They just break for lunch?
00:40:34Yeah, they're not as dedicated as we are, Bob.
00:40:36You know, they have no incentives, no motivation.
00:40:39Can we just walk away?
00:40:40Yeah!
00:40:41Come on!
00:40:42Come on!
00:40:43Come on!
00:40:44Here.
00:40:52Nick!
00:40:53Nick!
00:40:54Come on!
00:41:00What do these spacemen want from us?
00:41:02I mean, what are we negotiating for?
00:41:04I mean, is it a good deal? Is that what you want to know?
00:41:06Yeah, I want to know.
00:41:07What, are you trying to second-guess the negotiating team, Bob? Is that it?
00:41:10I just want to know if it's worth the trouble I'm going through.
00:41:13I don't want to waste my time if all we're going to get out of it is a few pictures of space or something.
00:41:17Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
00:41:19Here, write this down.
00:41:20You got something to write with?
00:41:22I used to have a pretty good pen, Bob.
00:41:25I think I've got something.
00:41:29Okay, what is it?
00:41:30All right.
00:41:31All the flowers.
00:41:34All the trees.
00:41:36All the little birdies.
00:41:37Oh, and all the children.
00:41:39All right, so what is this all about?
00:41:41Well, it seems like the guys in chemical warfare dumped this stuff in the ocean by mistake.
00:41:48Now, this stuff kills this special algae, and that kills this bacteria, and it goes right up the food chain.
00:41:54Well, to make a long story short, Bob, all life on Earth is going to be dead in five years.
00:42:00All life on Earth will be dead in five years?
00:42:03Well, unless we do something about it.
00:42:04Okay, what if we do do something about it?
00:42:06Well, then everything will be fine.
00:42:09We just don't know what to do.
00:42:11So, that's where the UFOs come in, Bob.
00:42:13You see, they're going to give us this good package, which includes a formula that will reverse the whole thing.
00:42:19Now, skip over the other side and write this down.
00:42:21What's this?
00:42:22This is what they want.
00:42:23Just write it down.
00:42:24A glass of water.
00:42:26That's it?
00:42:27Yep.
00:42:28They want anything with the water?
00:42:30Like what?
00:42:31A cracker or something?
00:42:33No, Bob.
00:42:34Just the water.
00:42:38What's this?
00:42:39It's a vinyl map to show us where we're going to pick them up.
00:42:42Oh, God.
00:42:43We better not lose this.
00:42:45I'd say, Bob.
00:42:46The whole world would be doomed, wouldn't you think?
00:42:50Well, it's time to get that safe car, Bob.
00:42:52Where do we get one of those?
00:42:54Well, there's always one place that you know you're always going to be safe.
00:43:00Where's that?
00:43:01Right here.
00:43:04Nicky!
00:43:05Mom, how are you?
00:43:06Oh, Nicky.
00:43:08Oh, come on in.
00:43:10Come on in.
00:43:11Who's Mom?
00:43:12She's my mother.
00:43:13Dad is home from the hospital.
00:43:25That's great.
00:43:26How does he look?
00:43:27Oh, he looks just great.
00:43:29Oh, Ma, that's wonderful.
00:43:32Aunt Grace is here, too.
00:43:34That's wonderful, too, Ma.
00:43:36Oh, this is Bob.
00:43:37Uh, we're working together.
00:43:39Oh, it's very nice to know you.
00:43:41Um...
00:43:42I'm fine.
00:43:43Bob, Bob, yes.
00:43:44Oh, I've got coffee and sandwiches in the kitchen.
00:43:47So, Nicky, why don't you come and...
00:43:50Okay, I'll help you.
00:43:51I'll help you.
00:43:52Bob, you stay right there.
00:44:11Uh, my name's Bob.
00:44:27I probably shouldn't even be here.
00:44:29I, uh, I don't...
00:44:32Oh, excuse me.
00:44:33Excuse me.
00:44:34Sorry about it.
00:44:35Mm, mm.
00:44:36Wait, I don't think you got the right guy.
00:44:39I don't think you got the right guy.
00:44:40Oh, God.
00:44:41Excuse me, sir...
00:44:42Oh, my God.
00:44:43Oh, my God.
00:44:44Oh, my God.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46I will go.
00:44:49I will go.
00:44:53Here we are.
00:44:54Here we are.
00:44:55Dad.
00:44:56Here we are.
00:45:04Dad.
00:45:07How are you, Dad?
00:45:09God!
00:45:11You look great!
00:45:13Will you look at the tits on this guy?
00:45:16Huh? Look at him.
00:45:17Dad, I'm real proud of you.
00:45:22Oh, did you meet my new partner, Bob?
00:45:24Bob, this is my father.
00:45:26We've already introduced ourselves.
00:45:31Good to meet you, Dad.
00:45:33Dad just had a facelift.
00:45:34Doesn't he look great?
00:45:37Let me tell you about my dad.
00:45:39We're real proud of him.
00:45:41You know, a lot of guys,
00:45:43when they come to that midlife crisis,
00:45:45they feel like they've missed something.
00:45:47They flip up.
00:45:48They don't know what to do.
00:45:50But not Dad.
00:45:51He knew what to do.
00:45:52He hopped right on the plane,
00:45:54flew to Sweden,
00:45:56and had the operation
00:45:57that is allowing him
00:45:58to experience a side of life
00:46:00that he missed.
00:46:01Now,
00:46:02a lot of people in the family
00:46:04didn't understand
00:46:06what Dad was doing.
00:46:08Mom,
00:46:09at first,
00:46:10you were pretty confused,
00:46:13weren't you?
00:46:13Oh, well,
00:46:16sure.
00:46:18Admit it.
00:46:19Well...
00:46:20And we finally realized
00:46:23that Dad was right.
00:46:26He had done what was right for him.
00:46:29And, hell,
00:46:29it's opened up a whole new life for him.
00:46:31Now,
00:46:32I'll bet you my dad
00:46:34looks better now,
00:46:35today,
00:46:35than any of the other guys
00:46:37he fought with
00:46:37and he would cheat.
00:46:46I enjoyed meeting you, Bob.
00:46:49Thank you, Dad.
00:46:51Okay,
00:46:51oh,
00:46:52one thing, Mom.
00:46:53I'm in a bit of a jam.
00:46:55I need a safe car.
00:46:56Can I borrow yours?
00:46:57Oh,
00:46:57of course,
00:46:58Nicky.
00:47:02Thanks, Mom.
00:47:03You're welcome.
00:47:05Drive safely.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:16This is what you call
00:47:17a safe car?
00:47:19You'll feel better
00:47:20when we get some seatbelts, Mom.
00:47:21I'll feel better
00:47:22when we get some seats.
00:47:29Why are people in the CIA
00:47:30trying to stop us
00:47:31from saving the world?
00:47:33Oh,
00:47:33well,
00:47:33they want the big gun.
00:47:34You see,
00:47:36the UFOs have weapons, too.
00:47:38They have a big gun
00:47:39that can blow
00:47:39a whole planet away.
00:47:41And there's a faction
00:47:42in the agency
00:47:43that's willing
00:47:44to trade for it.
00:47:45Well,
00:47:45if it can blow
00:47:46a whole planet away,
00:47:47who are they going
00:47:47to use it on?
00:47:48Oh,
00:47:49what do you think, Bob?
00:47:50The Russians.
00:47:52Wait a minute.
00:47:54If it can blow away
00:47:55a planet,
00:47:55that would kill us, too.
00:47:56What about
00:47:56the end of the world?
00:47:57Oh,
00:47:57that's not their problem,
00:47:58Bob.
00:47:59Their job is protecting
00:48:00the United States.
00:48:02Getting the gun
00:48:03is their job.
00:48:05But doesn't anyone
00:48:06think enough
00:48:06to take in
00:48:07the big picture?
00:48:08I don't know, Bob.
00:48:09That's not my department.
00:48:14You sure you don't want anything?
00:48:15The package
00:48:16with the three different
00:48:17colored luncheon meats
00:48:18look good.
00:48:18No, thank you.
00:48:19Here, hold on.
00:48:26Happy pie?
00:48:28Huh?
00:48:28You want one?
00:48:30You sure?
00:48:32It's got a guaranteed
00:48:32shelf life of three years.
00:48:34Still got one more to go.
00:48:36I don't feel like
00:48:36a happy pie, okay?
00:48:39You don't look
00:48:39like a happy pie.
00:48:43These things are
00:48:44beautifully packaged,
00:48:45you know that?
00:48:46Think about it, Bob.
00:48:47All life on earth
00:48:48can be dead,
00:48:49and these pies
00:48:50will still be fresh.
00:48:51Technologically,
00:48:52we're something.
00:49:01Hmm?
00:49:02Hmm.
00:49:03Hmm?
00:49:04What?
00:49:08Do you have a bathroom?
00:49:15It's for my friend.
00:49:19They know all about
00:49:22the negotiations.
00:49:23Look at this.
00:49:23They printed the whole thing.
00:49:25It's a free country, Bob.
00:49:26They can do that.
00:49:28Hey, all these articles
00:49:29are straight out
00:49:30of the CIA files.
00:49:38What are we going
00:49:39in here for?
00:49:40I gotta take a leak.
00:49:42Again?
00:49:43Yeah, again.
00:49:44Yeah, again.
00:49:46Do you mind?
00:49:49Nick?
00:49:50What?
00:49:51You know,
00:49:52I've been thinking,
00:49:53doesn't the government
00:49:53have special guys
00:49:54to take care of this stuff?
00:49:56Yeah, we are
00:49:56those special guys, Bob.
00:49:57Nick, I don't think
00:49:59I'm right for this mission.
00:50:00Sure you are.
00:50:02I want to get off.
00:50:05Gee, you know, Bob,
00:50:06if you left the mission,
00:50:08I'd have to shoot you.
00:50:09I saved your life, Nick.
00:50:10You said you'd never
00:50:11forget that.
00:50:12And, Bob?
00:50:13I never will.
00:50:16It was right
00:50:16in front of your house.
00:50:20Wait here.
00:50:20I'll be right back.
00:50:21I'll be right back.
00:50:51That idiot
00:51:15lets me run off
00:51:16with the vital map.
00:51:21Okay, let's get a move.
00:51:45move the car.
00:52:12You move the car?
00:52:15Yeah, it was out in the open.
00:52:16And what about me?
00:52:18Did you give any consideration
00:52:19to how I would feel
00:52:20when I came back
00:52:21from taking my leak
00:52:22and found the car was gone?
00:52:24I guess not.
00:52:24I guess not,
00:52:25you son of a bitch.
00:52:26I've been running up
00:52:27that road for a mile,
00:52:28you stupid imbecile.
00:52:29You endangered
00:52:30the whole mission.
00:52:31I've got the map.
00:52:31Did you know that?
00:52:32No, I just thought...
00:52:33The one time
00:52:34I depend on you
00:52:35and you're not there.
00:52:36Do you know,
00:52:37do you know
00:52:38how important
00:52:38this mission is?
00:52:39I think so.
00:52:40Why don't you act like it?
00:52:42You are totally
00:52:43insensitive
00:52:44to anybody else's feelings.
00:52:47Get in the car.
00:52:59Look, just...
00:52:59Get in that car!
00:53:14Well, I don't suppose
00:53:15you'd accept my apology.
00:53:18Well, I want you
00:53:19to know that...
00:53:20I'm sorry.
00:53:25And nothing like this
00:53:26will ever happen again.
00:53:27Huh.
00:53:28Right.
00:53:30I thought, you know...
00:53:32I thought you didn't
00:53:33want to go on this mission.
00:53:35I didn't understand
00:53:35how you felt.
00:53:38I underestimated you.
00:53:41Okay, we're gonna
00:53:42forget about it.
00:53:47Hey, look,
00:53:48I gotta apologize.
00:53:49I...
00:53:50I wasn't taking a leak.
00:53:51I tried to run off.
00:53:54I know, Bob.
00:53:55I was watching you.
00:53:58You were watching me?
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:03You didn't say anything.
00:54:07You came back, Bob.
00:54:10A lot of guys
00:54:11would have kept on running.
00:54:11What's this?
00:54:32Oh, we gotta get the glass
00:54:33to put the water in.
00:54:35It's a publicity thing,
00:54:37you know.
00:54:38They put a presidential seal
00:54:39in the glass.
00:54:40That way,
00:54:41when they travel
00:54:41through the universe,
00:54:42we get a little publicity.
00:54:44You're kidding.
00:54:45What idiots think up
00:54:46something like that?
00:54:47I don't know, Bob.
00:54:48I think there's
00:54:49a special department
00:54:50of idiots
00:54:50in the White House
00:54:51that do that.
00:54:54This should be it here.
00:54:57Yeah!
00:54:59Here is the special glass
00:55:01for the water.
00:55:02This is where they keep it?
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:04This way doesn't attract
00:55:05any attention.
00:55:06What if it broke?
00:55:08Bob.
00:55:10Whatever you do,
00:55:11there are gonna be risks.
00:55:14Who are those clowns?
00:55:19Holy shit!
00:55:20Clown attack!
00:55:23Clown attack?
00:55:25Yeah.
00:55:25It's a clown unit.
00:55:27They're putting in
00:55:27some of the CIA's
00:55:28best agents
00:55:29in clown suits
00:55:29so they won't be recognized.
00:55:30So they won't be recognized?
00:55:32Yeah, they've gone bad.
00:55:33Bad clowns?
00:55:34Oh, boy.
00:55:40What?
00:55:47Oh, it's pinks.
00:55:52What?
00:55:56Oh, Jesus.
00:55:57It's Hartman.
00:55:58Hartman?
00:56:00You know, next to me,
00:56:01he's the best agent
00:56:02in the world.
00:56:05Oh, Jesus.
00:56:06What?
00:56:07The way they're doing this
00:56:08is beautiful.
00:56:09I wish I could watch it
00:56:10from the sidelines.
00:56:11So do I.
00:56:16Okay, Bob.
00:56:18You ready?
00:56:25Bob, why are you crying?
00:56:26Bob, it's a challenge.
00:56:30Of course it is a challenge.
00:56:32We can do it.
00:56:34I'll take out three
00:56:35and you take out
00:56:36the two on the right.
00:56:37You have to take out
00:56:38the two on the right, Bob.
00:56:40Bob, please stop crying.
00:56:43It's eating away
00:56:44of my confidence, Bob.
00:56:47Come on!
00:56:47I guess I can tell you now.
00:56:55Tell me what?
00:56:56I didn't just pick you
00:56:56out of a crowd, like I said.
00:56:59You're Russia's number one agent
00:57:00in the United States.
00:57:03What are you talking about?
00:57:04Bob, they hypnotized you.
00:57:06Just like in the movies.
00:57:07They give you a code word
00:57:08and you activate.
00:57:10Activate?
00:57:10Boom, you're out of the house
00:57:11blowing up a nuclear plant.
00:57:13You're very good, Bob.
00:57:14With your training,
00:57:16you could take me out anytime.
00:57:18I'm not a Russian agent.
00:57:19Sure you are.
00:57:20No, I'm not.
00:57:21Bob, look deep inside yourself.
00:57:24Deep inside yourself.
00:57:26Look at me.
00:57:27I'm an American agent.
00:57:29How do you feel about me?
00:57:33I want to kill you.
00:57:34See?
00:57:37I just thought you'd like
00:57:38to know before you die.
00:57:39Let's take them.
00:57:58No hitting in the nuts, all right?
00:57:59Yee-haw!
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:11I don't believe it.
00:58:12I'm working with a bunch of clowns.
00:58:14I don't believe it.
00:58:30Oh, oh, oh, geez, oh.
00:58:42Holy shit, you got them all.
00:58:46I just saw the first part.
00:58:47You came charging down the alley, and pinks hit you,
00:58:51and you went wild.
00:58:53And then you took out Hartman and Bindo
00:58:54before I could even get out here.
00:58:56And then I was trying to help you,
00:58:59but I ran into the dumpster and knocked myself out.
00:59:02What happened after that, Bob?
00:59:05Oh, I must have taken them all out and been programmed to rest.
00:59:10You know, like in the movies, Save My Energy.
00:59:13I saw this movie once where this guy was hypnotized.
00:59:16What are you talking about, Bob?
00:59:17You're not a Russian agent.
00:59:19I just said that to build your self-confidence.
00:59:22I'm not a Russian agent?
00:59:23Of course not.
00:59:24How can you believe that?
00:59:26That's ridiculous.
00:59:29And I took out all these guys?
00:59:32Oh, yeah, that part's true.
00:59:34I took them all out?
00:59:36Boy, I'm pretty amazing.
00:59:38Would my kids be proud of me if they knew their dad
00:59:40took apart a CIA all-star team?
00:59:42They never learn.
00:59:46You decked Hartman.
00:59:48Of course.
00:59:49You were right.
00:59:50All I needed was a little self-confidence.
00:59:52Apparently.
00:59:54Apparently.
00:59:58You're one hell of a guy, Bob.
01:00:00Sorry.
01:00:01You're one hell of a guy, Bob.
01:00:03Sorry.
01:00:05You're one hell of a guy, Bob.
01:00:11You're one hell of a guy, Bob.
01:00:13Sorry.
01:00:15Sorry.
01:00:19Sorry.
01:00:21What are we doing here?
01:00:22Getting us late.
01:00:23I thought I forgot about that.
01:00:24What about getting to D.C. Friday night?
01:00:26Bob, it's only Thursday.
01:00:28If we get there early, we're just having to sit around and wait anyway.
01:00:30Come on, fellas.
01:00:31Get out of here.
01:00:32Take the fight outside.
01:00:33Get out of here.
01:00:34Get out of here.
01:00:35Get out of here.
01:00:36I still think we should be getting to Washington and saving the world.
01:00:52Bob, we need to take time to learn and grow and develop a decent relationship.
01:00:58Will you look at the tits on this one?
01:01:01Well, you're definitely becoming more sensitive.
01:01:03I know.
01:01:04I can feel it.
01:01:05Bob, you've been very good for me.
01:01:08You've changed me.
01:01:09I don't want to thank you for that.
01:01:26Look at that.
01:01:29You know what I see, Bob?
01:01:31What?
01:01:32The possibility of a great and long-term relationship.
01:01:35You're right back.
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:38Oh.
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:41Yeah.
01:01:42Wow.
01:01:43You know, you just attracted the best-looking guy in the place.
01:01:49That was my seat.
01:01:54You want to do something about it?
01:01:58You want to do something about it?
01:02:02If I have to.
01:02:06Uh, well, we thought you'd left.
01:02:08Is your friend coming back?
01:02:09He might.
01:02:10Can we buy you a drink?
01:02:11Don't you think if I wanted you to buy me a drink?
01:02:13Don't you think if I wanted you to buy me a drink, I would've told you to buy me a drink?
01:02:17Ha!
01:02:19Right.
01:02:20Get lost.
01:02:21Right.
01:02:22You too.
01:02:23Double bourbon straight to the rim.
01:02:24Now.
01:02:25Yes, sir.
01:02:26Yes, sir.
01:02:28Is your friend coming back?
01:02:30He might.
01:02:33Can we buy you a drink?
01:02:34Don't you think if I wanted you to buy me a drink,
01:02:36I would have told you to buy me a drink?
01:02:39Ha!
01:02:41Right.
01:02:41Get lost.
01:02:43Right.
01:02:44You too.
01:02:48Double bourbon straight to the rim.
01:02:51Now.
01:02:53Yes, sir.
01:02:58You're probably saying to yourself, why me?
01:03:11Why me?
01:03:12Why you?
01:03:13Because I like you, that's fine.
01:03:16And I'll be honest with you.
01:03:17I'm going to spend a night with you,
01:03:18and I'll be gone in the morning.
01:03:20Can you handle it?
01:03:22I'll try.
01:03:23I knew you could.
01:03:25Do you have a car?
01:03:28I'll follow you.
01:03:32Move.
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:33Go.
01:03:35Oh, Bob!
01:03:46Wish me luck, Bob.
01:03:48Wait!
01:03:48What?
01:03:49It's another attack.
01:03:52They're not CIA agents, Bob.
01:03:54Don't worry.
01:03:54Who are they?
01:03:55Well, they look like burglars to me.
01:03:57I'll be back as soon as I can.
01:03:59I'll be back as soon as I can.
01:03:59I'll be back as soon as I can.
01:04:27This is going to be a tough one, isn't it?
01:04:31On your knees, slave!
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:37You're one of those feminists, aren't you?
01:04:38Silence!
01:04:40All right, now look.
01:04:41If you're going to get rough with me,
01:04:42I can get rough right back.
01:04:47Ha!
01:04:48Ha-ha!
01:04:49You missed me?
01:04:50Go for it.
01:05:13That was good.
01:05:25I was very impressed.
01:05:27That was very good.
01:05:28What?
01:05:29That was good, uh, mistress.
01:05:33Oh, that was good mistress!
01:05:35Ow!
01:05:36Oh, God!
01:05:37That was great!
01:05:38You know, you're one of those girls that are a lot different than the office in your art home, aren't you?
01:05:55Oh, it hurts!
01:05:56It hurts!
01:05:58I haven't hit you yet.
01:06:00Oh, sorry, mistress.
01:06:02When do I get my turn?
01:06:04Oh, this is your turn.
01:06:07Oh!
01:06:08Don't you think maybe we'd have a little dinner first or something?
01:06:11You know, candlelight wine?
01:06:13Ah!
01:06:13Ah!
01:06:15Ah!
01:06:15Ah!
01:06:15Ah!
01:06:16Ah!
01:06:16Ah!
01:06:17Ah!
01:06:17Ah!
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:19Ah!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:23Ah!
01:06:23Ah!
01:06:24Ah!
01:06:24Ah!
01:06:25Ah!
01:06:25Ah!
01:06:26Ah!
01:06:26Ah!
01:06:27Ah!
01:06:27Ah!
01:06:28Ah!
01:06:29Ah!
01:06:30Ah!
01:06:31Ah!
01:06:31Ah!
01:06:32Ah!
01:06:32Ah!
01:06:33Ah!
01:06:33Ah!
01:06:34Ah!
01:06:35Ah!
01:06:35Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:45Ah!
01:06:45Ah!
01:06:46Oh!
01:06:47Ah!
01:06:48Ah!
01:06:48Ah!
01:06:49Ah!
01:06:50Ah!
01:06:50Ah!
01:06:51Ah!
01:06:51Ah!
01:06:54Ah!
01:06:55So she rejected me.
01:06:57And put myself out on the line again.
01:07:01And I was hurt.
01:07:03I said, okay, I'm 12, and you're 34.
01:07:07You're married to my uncle.
01:07:09But I think we could have something special.
01:07:12She said she didn't think so.
01:07:16You know how that hurts?
01:07:22You're not seeing anybody on a regular basis, are you?
01:07:33You got them, boys?
01:07:36Yes, sir, Mr. Wilson.
01:07:37Thanks again, Bob.
01:07:38Don't make a big thing out of it.
01:07:39What a guy, huh? Acts like it was nothing.
01:07:41What do you think about what he told us about the clown thing, huh?
01:07:43Incredible.
01:07:51What was that?
01:07:53Nothing. Ready to go?
01:07:59I guess so.
01:08:02I don't know what's happening.
01:08:03This woman has become very important to me, Bob.
01:08:08I left my phone number.
01:08:11You think she'll call?
01:08:12How should I know?
01:08:16I don't know.
01:08:19I think that, you know, I won't see her for days.
01:08:23She's sure to meet other men.
01:08:26I think I love her, Bob.
01:08:28You think you love her?
01:08:30So, if I don't pay attention to my feelings, who will?
01:08:35So, I think I should get off the mission.
01:08:43Okay, that's it.
01:08:51Get out!
01:08:52What?
01:08:53You want off the mission?
01:08:54Okay, you little wimp.
01:08:55Get off.
01:08:56You're out.
01:08:57Hey, Bob.
01:08:58I am getting a little sick and tired of your pissing and moaning.
01:09:02I came to do a job, and I'm going to do it.
01:09:04You think this mission is easy for me?
01:09:05You think I don't want to go home, too?
01:09:07But you hear me complaining all the time?
01:09:09No.
01:09:10We've got an important job to do, and I'm going to do it.
01:09:12Listen, I didn't...
01:09:13I think I respected you once.
01:09:16Look...
01:09:16You know, I even wanted to be like you.
01:09:18Hey, you...
01:09:18Just remember who saved your ass back there when those clowns were all over you.
01:09:22Yeah, well, I'll have you know...
01:09:23What?
01:09:28I'm gr... grateful.
01:09:30Very grateful for that, Bob.
01:09:32Well, I just want you to know that I'll be using that same kind of ability to back you up at every stage of this mission.
01:09:40Are you going to behave?
01:09:40Yes.
01:09:43Okay, close the door.
01:09:55Listen, I got you one of your pies that you...
01:09:57I love her.
01:10:08Forgive me.
01:10:09I can't do it.
01:10:10I want to live before I die, Nick.
01:10:15Figures.
01:10:17Piss-ant, little nothing.
01:10:18Piss-ant, little nothing.
01:10:24Piss-ant, little nothing.
01:10:25Piss-ant, little nothing.
01:10:30Mm-hmm.
01:10:30Prix-ant, little nothing.
01:10:35Nichts, pulling loose Niecau refinanzador.
01:10:36I can't do it.
01:10:38I can't do it.
01:10:39I can't do it.
01:10:40Break, Brid.
01:10:41I can't do it.
01:10:41I can't do it.
01:10:42I can't Amy.
01:10:43Says, depends.
01:10:43You can't do it.
01:10:44I can't be fragile, too.
01:10:44I can't do it anymore.
01:10:45I can't do it anymore, too.
01:10:45Never.
01:10:45I can't do it ever since I can do it all the way.
01:10:46I can take my child.
01:10:47Donald, the kids are ready.
01:11:10Stupid son of a bitch walking around dressed like that just asking for a shot.
01:11:17Oh, shit.
01:11:47Nick!
01:11:54What are you doing here?
01:11:58I was worried about you.
01:12:03You know, you're something, Bob.
01:12:05Coming in here, outgunned, outnumbered,
01:12:09going up against guys who have more experience than you.
01:12:14You're a hell of a guy, Bob.
01:12:18I'm a hell of a guy. What about you?
01:12:20I don't make a big thing out of it.
01:12:21It is a big thing to care about someone.
01:12:24Not to sell them out or give up on them,
01:12:26to stick by them even when they're a pain in the ass.
01:12:28That's... I think that's plenty big.
01:12:31I ran off on you.
01:12:33You came back.
01:12:36Okay, make a big thing out of it.
01:12:40I wouldn't be out of line if I asked you if you needed a little help, would I?
01:12:43Hell no, I could use your help.
01:12:44Yeah?
01:12:45Well, there is one thing, Bob.
01:12:48You never want to carry your weapon like this.
01:12:52You always want to put it on the other side with the butt out.
01:12:55So if they shoot off your right arm, you can always grab it with your left.
01:12:58Oh, yeah.
01:12:59That is a big help.
01:13:00Really?
01:13:01Well, shall we go in there and take care of the situation?
01:13:04Hey.
01:13:06Anything you say, partner.
01:13:07One thing, though.
01:13:08Huh.
01:13:09I think it would be a good idea if you had a loaded weapon.
01:13:14That'd be nice.
01:13:15Yeah, in case they shoot at you.
01:13:16Come on.
01:13:33Hey!
01:13:34Come on!
01:13:35Let's go.
01:13:55It's Mahoney.
01:13:57He's going to help us.
01:13:58I'm with you, Nick.
01:14:01I don't think so.
01:14:03Did I tell you you're doing a great job today?
01:14:22No.
01:14:23You are.
01:14:28The water's got to be here.
01:14:33What's?
01:14:39What kind of water is that?
01:14:41Oh, don't worry, Bob.
01:14:41It's a good bottled kind.
01:14:45All right, we go this way.
01:14:46Don't try it.
01:15:00Throw the guns away.
01:15:02Come on, throw them away.
01:15:04Come on.
01:15:04We want the big gun, Nick.
01:15:10Miller, you were behind it the whole time, weren't you?
01:15:13That's right, Nick.
01:15:14All right, Wilson.
01:15:16Walk out there and ask him for the big gun.
01:15:19Like hell I will.
01:15:21I'm shooting Nick unless you do what I tell you.
01:15:26Go ahead and shoot him.
01:15:27What are you talking about?
01:15:32He's kidding.
01:15:33I'm going to shoot him.
01:15:34Go ahead.
01:15:35He's tough.
01:15:35He can take it.
01:15:36Bob, I've changed.
01:15:38A lot.
01:15:39You think I'm bluffing?
01:15:41I don't care.
01:15:47See?
01:15:49Sorry, Nick.
01:15:49This is bigger than both of us.
01:15:52Kill him.
01:15:52It's still not going to get you the gun.
01:15:54Bob, what are you talking about?
01:15:55This is a professional agent here.
01:15:57He's serious.
01:15:58Look, he'd be glad to go out there and get you the big gun.
01:16:00No, I wouldn't.
01:16:01Bob, don't be the hero.
01:16:03It's okay, Nick.
01:16:04I'll take care of this.
01:16:05Yeah?
01:16:05Like how?
01:16:07Time's up.
01:16:20That's incredible.
01:16:23How'd he do something like that?
01:16:24Don't make a big thing out of it.
01:16:33All right, Bob.
01:16:34They're here.
01:16:36Go make your rendezvous.
01:16:37You're just like us.
01:16:58Yes.
01:16:59We were all alike in this universe.
01:17:02Have you decided?
01:17:03Do you want the good package or the big gun?
01:17:08We want the good package.
01:17:11You are a wise people.
01:17:13We got the baseball you sent us.
01:17:36We are learning to play.
01:17:38It is a wonderful game.
01:17:40Thank Nick.
01:17:45A gift for you.
01:17:53And here is Nick's back.
01:18:01It's a thrill, isn't it, Bob?
01:18:22You never forget the first time you saved the world.
01:18:31Tremendous thrill.
01:18:32A gift for you.
01:18:58Dad's home.
01:19:00Dad's home! Bye, Dad!
01:19:02Hey, guys! Dad!
01:19:04I missed you.
01:19:06How's the hospital?
01:19:08Everything's fine now, son.
01:19:10They fixed up the house great, huh, Dad?
01:19:12Well, they owed us that, didn't they, sweetie?
01:19:14It's good to have you home, Bob.
01:19:16It's good to be home.
01:19:18Hey, you kids, wait here.
01:19:20Marvin.
01:19:30They did a good job.
01:19:38Come here.
01:19:40Listen.
01:19:42I've been thinking.
01:19:44Haven't we been getting a little too much milk lately?
01:19:50I didn't want to tell you this before.
01:19:52I know how you hate conflict, but...
01:19:56I can't get the milkman to stop delivering.
01:19:59He comes around every day and he's been bothering me,
01:20:02making a lot of...
01:20:04suggestive remarks.
01:20:06I've tried to discourage him, but...
01:20:08Don't give it another thought.
01:20:09I'll take care of it.
01:20:10You're not going to do anything violent.
01:20:12That shouldn't be necessary.
01:20:13Sometimes all it takes is a word or just a look.
01:20:16I'll take care of it.
01:20:29Wait here.
01:20:30You decided to pay up, huh?
01:20:35No, I decided to get my boy's bike back.
01:20:39Listen, dipstick.
01:20:40Didn't you get enough of this last week?
01:20:42I guess not.
01:20:43Come on, Dad.
01:20:44Yeah, Dad.
01:20:45Let's just go.
01:20:47It's too late, scumwad.
01:20:50Look, we don't want any trouble.
01:20:52You nailed it.
01:20:54Here.
01:20:55Oh!
01:21:00You're right.
01:21:01We're gonna give you your kid's bike back.
01:21:02Of course you are.
01:21:03You're gonna have to pay to have it repainted.
01:21:05Remember this?
01:21:09Dad, I'm really proud of you.
01:21:11Well, I hope it's not because of what I did back then.
01:21:14No.
01:21:15It's because you stood up for us.
01:21:17Good girl.
01:21:19Hey, your father's quite a guy, huh?
01:21:22Hey, Nick.
01:21:23You don't think I over-responded, do you?
01:21:25No, not at all.
01:21:26You were flawless, Bob.
01:21:28Called for a little force.
01:21:29You used a little force.
01:21:30The appropriate amount.
01:21:32And it was very controlled.
01:21:34You're doing a good job, Bob.
01:21:36Well, I gotta go.
01:21:38I got a date.
01:21:40I mean, uh, I'm putting in time to develop a meaningful relationship.
01:21:51So long, kids.
01:21:56Adios!
01:22:01Dad, that guy's flying away in a helicopter.
01:22:04Don't make a big thing out of it, son.
01:22:07Hey, Bob!
01:22:08Bob!
01:22:09Your house looks great from here!
01:22:12They did a great job!
01:22:25Try to be more sensitive.
01:22:39in a small meeting
01:22:41A really good publicity thing.
01:22:43yy
01:22:44It's about um,
01:22:46we just got our really good friends.
01:22:47That's so cute!
01:22:48It's about a good!
01:22:49You won't give an example!
01:22:51It's about a good time.
01:22:54Don't killEs!
01:22:56And this one kill,
01:22:57awesome!
01:22:58Why am I inside living or at some elephant hospital?
01:23:00First time on onsite,
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