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A secret agent tries to prevent World War III.
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00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:56Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:03:36Walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04And standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:32When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:14And standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:22With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:35I'll be living on the edge
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:51I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:04Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:08I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:24Just standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:30I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:34With nowhere left to go
00:06:37But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:48I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters
00:07:07Last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen why don't you
00:07:11Just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of
00:07:13Sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well hi yo
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card
00:07:28Python
00:07:28No Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job
00:07:36Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know Python
00:07:53It's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hot shot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh is that a fact colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you
00:08:04It is
00:08:05Gentlemen
00:08:05I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right
00:08:09Just run it down Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry
00:08:13Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me
00:08:15To explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace
00:08:17You're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest
00:08:30Of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:47I want you to check with me
00:09:17I want you to check with me
00:09:47Camp is just a half a mile
00:09:48To the east
00:09:49We might as well take it down
00:09:55Hey did you get a good look
00:09:57At that radar unit
00:09:58Yeah yeah
00:09:59There's only a couple of guys around
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake
00:10:01Well hell Jake
00:10:03Let's go get a piece
00:10:04Oh please
00:10:05Banner
00:10:06Bye bye
00:10:07Banner
00:10:07Banner
00:10:09Banner
00:10:10Banner
00:10:10Cr danger
00:10:10Banner
00:10:11Fire
00:10:11Banner
00:10:41Oh, Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:11Daddy, Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Yeah, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:28Let's see.
00:16:50It is compact.
00:16:52It is compact.
00:16:54Maybe even mobile.
00:16:56Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son of a bitch banner.
00:17:02All right, we'll be right back.
00:17:04All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:06Yes, sir.
00:17:07Whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just as planned.
00:17:19See?
00:17:20Whoa.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:26Oh, my God.
00:17:56Oh, my God.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28Oh, my God.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:34Oh, my God.
00:18:38Holy shit.
00:18:40Oh, my God.
00:18:42Oh, my God.
00:18:48Oh, my God.
00:18:50Oh, my God.
00:18:52Oh, my God.
00:18:54Oh, my God.
00:18:58Oh, my God.
00:19:00Oh, my God.
00:19:02Oh, my God.
00:19:04Oh, my God.
00:19:06What the hell is he doing now?
00:19:08Jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates.
00:19:18They're, um, 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:30All right.
00:19:31Just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:36Yes, sir.
00:19:37Yes.
00:19:38I know the drill.
00:19:39Jacqueline.
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jammy unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:51And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:53It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:07Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:23General, you know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing,
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our jobs a little harder.
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not short.
00:20:46Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:54Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:56Why don't you tell us how to give us Banner?
00:21:00What?
00:21:01They're the hunters, General.
00:21:03Fire!
00:21:05Fire!
00:21:06Fire!
00:21:07Fire!
00:21:09Fire!
00:21:10Fire!
00:21:11Fire!
00:21:12Fire!
00:21:13Fire!
00:21:14Fire!
00:21:15Fire!
00:21:16Fire!
00:21:17Fire!
00:21:19Fire!
00:21:20Fire!
00:21:21Fire!
00:21:22Fire!
00:21:23Fire!
00:21:24Come on, come on.
00:21:26Two, three, one.
00:21:27One, two, three, one.
00:21:30Turn the door.
00:21:31One, two, three, one.
00:21:33One, one, three, three, one.
00:21:35Come on.
00:21:37Two, three, one.
00:21:38Ten, ten, ten.
00:21:47Xiao, come on, come on.
00:21:48Take care of his wife.
00:21:50Send, send.
00:21:51Come on, come on.
00:21:52Come on, come on.
00:21:54Ah!
00:22:00Ah!
00:22:14Furuká, furuká!
00:22:15Dios mÃo, Santa MarÃa.
00:23:17I wonder how I am so fired.
00:23:24Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:44I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry. I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger, I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:23:54You better be too, Jack.
00:24:16Yes, what's wrong at the side of the road?
00:24:18Out of my side, why can't you listen to me?
00:24:20Ah!
00:24:26This is Code 5. Code 5.
00:24:28Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen, I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:42Any minute.
00:24:43OK, on my way.
00:24:45You'd better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:09Roger, clear, clear.
00:25:11Roger, clear, clear.
00:25:13Go on, Jacqueline, get the hell out of here.
00:25:17That's enormous.
00:25:19Ow!
00:25:20Ah!
00:25:21Ah!
00:25:22Ah!
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:24Ah!
00:25:25Ah!
00:25:26Ah!
00:25:27Ah!
00:25:28Ah, yeah!
00:25:29Ah!
00:25:41Ah!
00:25:43Ah!
00:25:46Ah!
00:25:47Ah!
00:25:48Whoa!
00:26:03It's not too long.
00:26:17Sorry, old buddy.
00:26:28Three of the crowd.
00:26:33Oh, Stephen.
00:26:37Jacket.
00:26:37Bravo Leader, this is Code 5 Commander.
00:26:49Do you have copy?
00:26:51All right.
00:26:53The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:55I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:58Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:27:01and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:27:03Do you understand Bravo Leader?
00:27:05One, two, two, three.
00:27:07Good.
00:27:11God damn it, Banner.
00:27:13Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:16Do you copy Bravo Leader?
00:27:18Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:21Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:25Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:30Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:35I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:41They're going to have my ass for this.
00:27:44Good.
00:27:44But remember, this is the 1980s, guys,
00:27:47and not to pay a pig,
00:27:48so just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:51and get your boys home.
00:27:53Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:54Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:55We're moving in now.
00:27:57Good luck, man.
00:27:58Out.
00:27:58Out.
00:27:58Out.
00:27:58Out.
00:27:59Out.
00:27:59Out.
00:28:00Out.
00:28:05Out.
00:28:35Oh, my God.
00:29:05Oh, my God.
00:29:35Oh, my God.
00:30:05Tyner!
00:30:07Tyner!
00:30:09Tyner!
00:30:11Tyner!
00:30:21Tyner!
00:30:23Tyner!
00:30:25Tyner!
00:30:27Tyner!
00:30:29Tyner!
00:30:31Tyner!
00:30:33Tyner!
00:30:35Tyner!
00:30:37Tyner!
00:30:39Tyner!
00:30:41Tyner!
00:30:43Tyner!
00:30:45Tyner!
00:30:47Tyner!
00:30:49Tyner!
00:30:51Tyner!
00:30:53Tyner!
00:30:55Tyner!
00:30:56Tyner!
00:30:57Tyner!
00:30:59Tyner!
00:31:01Tyner!
00:31:03Tyner!
00:31:05Tyner!
00:31:07Tyner!
00:31:09Tyner!
00:31:11Tyner!
00:31:13Tyner!
00:31:15Tyner!
00:31:16Tyner!
00:31:17Tyner!
00:31:18Tyner!
00:31:19Tyner!
00:31:20Tyner!
00:31:21Tyner!
00:31:22Tyner!
00:31:23Tyner!
00:31:24Tyner!
00:31:25Tyner!
00:31:26Tyner!
00:31:27Tyner!
00:31:29Tyner!
00:31:31Tyner!
00:31:33Tyner!
00:31:35Tyner!
00:31:37Stephen James, data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:42Oh yes, number three.
00:31:45Age 32, single, high kill ratio.
00:31:51Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:55Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us,
00:32:01or why we'd even want it back.
00:32:03That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:32:07There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:13But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas,
00:32:20and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:24That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:27Partly in general, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:32Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:39Yes sir.
00:32:40Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your own divided opinion.
00:32:41Yes sir.
00:32:42Yes sir.
00:32:43Yes sir.
00:32:44Yes sir.
00:32:45Ah-ah-ahem, I believe you all know why you're here.
00:32:51��
00:33:15Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:17It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation
00:33:22in order to obtain this valuable piece of darkness.
00:33:27I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:31Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:45The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:34:03Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:34:07I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:34:10Agreed?
00:34:11Thank you, Mr. Hay.
00:34:13Roll film, please.
00:34:15Okay, right away.
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:45What is this, a joke?
00:34:55I assure you, it's not.
00:34:58And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:35:00we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:35:06And I'm a cop.
00:35:09I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets, and a night's ticket, and handcuffs.
00:35:16We'll be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:35:20Okay, thank you.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:21Thanks, James.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:27Thank you, sir.
00:35:29Are you in Europe?
00:35:59Now remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:21The boy was just about 8 years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:29I'm Madame Claus.
00:36:31Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:50Hey! You can't let that down!
00:36:52Let that down!
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:01Hmm…
00:37:05Hmm.
00:37:35That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:41Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:59What are you guys doing, Ben?
00:38:01What?
00:38:03It appears the, uh, the rest of the film is missing, sir. Gone.
00:38:10Find that film today. Put your best man on it.
00:38:14Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:38:18Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:35Mm, I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:39Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:42And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:46The scuttlebutt around the office says you're working on a very important project.
00:38:51Sure.
00:38:53Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:56Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:39:00Mm, how did you know about my son?
00:39:03Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:39:07I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:39:10No, not at all.
00:39:11Uh, it's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:15I'm just a little tired.
00:39:16Excuse me, sir, you haven't heard your phone call.
00:39:18Oh, my God, I'll never get this.
00:39:22Banner here.
00:39:23Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:25How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:28I suppose it's important, am I?
00:39:30Mr. E is livid.
00:39:32Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:37You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:39Yes, a double agent.
00:39:42Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:44I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:47What?
00:39:49Never mind.
00:39:50I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:52Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:53At the submarine base.
00:39:54About one hour.
00:39:55Okay, sure.
00:39:58Well, I'm not needing to run, but duty does call.
00:40:03Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:40:06Or...
00:40:07Perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:40:14A check!
00:40:16Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:18Certainly, madam.
00:40:19Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:23Mr. E is livid.
00:40:35Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:40Good morning!
00:40:41Oh, Lord!
00:40:42would it take care of the
00:40:57little boy from your wall?
00:40:58I knew I'd have caught out but not.
00:40:59Good morning, Jacqueline.
00:41:00Looking for me, Jacqueline.
00:41:03Laid as usual, Banner.
00:41:05Well, don't worry.
00:41:08I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:13Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:15It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:18We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:24God, I love these toys.
00:41:26Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:28Now, here's their latest printout cross-referenced
00:41:31to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:33It should open the safe.
00:41:35Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:37It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:41Porn on movies, right?
00:41:42Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:46Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:49So they haven't even told you.
00:41:52Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:55Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:58Touche.
00:42:06Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:42:09I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:12Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:15Stephen?
00:42:16Are you two that close?
00:42:19Please, General.
00:42:20If he's as good as his record,
00:42:24he might just bypass security,
00:42:26decode the safe,
00:42:28and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:31I agree.
00:42:37I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:39Yet, Karloff.
00:42:40I don't want anyone,
00:42:43not even our own people,
00:42:44seeing that film.
00:42:46Homrad,
00:42:47Mickey,
00:42:48that kid in the film,
00:42:50he's now an adult,
00:42:52and one of our agents.
00:42:55He must be protected.
00:42:58I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:18In truth,
00:43:23he's no agent.
00:43:28He's my grandson,
00:43:30a psychopathic killer,
00:43:32whose identity,
00:43:33if known to the rest,
00:43:34could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:38And definitely,
00:43:40the end of my career.
00:43:43But, sir,
00:43:44I thought that...
00:43:44Enough said, comrade.
00:43:46Just recover that film,
00:43:49and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:52Yes, sir.
00:43:52Consider it done.
00:43:54End communication.
00:44:00Goodbye, Karloff.
00:44:11And good luck.
00:44:12Bye, Karloff.
00:44:42Bye, Karloff.
00:44:46Bye, Karloff.
00:44:47BIRDS CHIRP
00:45:17Do you want to play a game?
00:45:25Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:28Oh, please enter your security code then.
00:45:47I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:54By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept.
00:46:02The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:46:08Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:17Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:25One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:29What the hell?
00:46:35Sir?
00:46:36Uh, nothing, computer.
00:46:40Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:47The sequencing to open the master safe has begun.
00:46:51Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:54Only 10 seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:59Continue the vault.
00:47:03Countdown.
00:47:05Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:11You don't have to remember to cut you off, oh boy.
00:47:26Damn it, I want.
00:47:27You can run.
00:47:40You can hide.
00:47:43But there is in your eyes.
00:47:47You recognize.
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:50Ah!
00:47:52Ah!
00:47:52Ah!
00:47:53You can't hide.
00:47:54Ah!
00:47:54Ah!
00:47:55Ah!
00:47:55Ah!
00:47:56Ah!
00:47:56And try to fight.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:00Ah!
00:48:01Ah!
00:48:05Ah!
00:48:06Ah!
00:48:10Ah!
00:48:11Ah!
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:19Ah!
00:48:24Ah!
00:48:25Ah!
00:48:26Oh, yeah!
00:48:34Fight! Fight!
00:48:35Fight!
00:48:36For your life!
00:48:37Oh, yeah!
00:48:38Oh, yeah!
00:48:39Oh, yeah!
00:48:40We got anything wrong!
00:48:43Fight!
00:48:44Fight!
00:48:45End of! End of!
00:48:46Fight!
00:48:47Oh, shit!
00:48:49Oh, shit!
00:48:50Oh, shit!
00:48:52Fight!
00:48:53Fight!
00:48:54Fight!
00:48:55Fight!
00:48:56Fight!
00:48:57You can't lose
00:48:59We got everything wrong!
00:49:01Fight!
00:49:01Fight!
00:49:03Fight!
00:49:05Fight!
00:49:07I ain't gonna lose!
00:49:09Am I here!
00:49:11Fight!
00:49:14Fight!
00:49:16Fight!
00:49:17Let's go.
00:49:47Let's go.
00:50:17Let's go.
00:50:47Let's go.
00:50:48Let's go.
00:50:49Let's go.
00:50:50Let's go.
00:50:52Let's go.
00:50:56Let's go.
00:50:57Let's go.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00Let's go.
00:51:01Let's go.
00:51:02Let's go.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Let's go.
00:51:05Let's go.
00:51:06Let's go.
00:51:07Let's go.
00:51:08Let's go.
00:51:09Let's go.
00:51:10Let's go.
00:51:11Let's go.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:14Let's go.
00:51:15Let's go.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:19Let's go.
00:51:20Let's go.
00:51:21Let's go.
00:51:22Let's go.
00:51:23Let's go.
00:51:24Let's go.
00:51:25Let's go.
00:51:26Let's go.
00:51:27Let's go.
00:51:29Let's go.
00:51:38Let's go.
00:51:40Let's go.
00:51:42Let's go.
00:51:43Oh, yeah, I forgot, right?
00:52:03No, no, hold your fire.
00:52:05I think you're okay.
00:52:07I'm off the screen.
00:52:13There's no way.
00:52:16All right, good.
00:52:17There's no way in there to stay.
00:52:20I should know the rest of you.
00:52:22Follow the driver.
00:52:23No, no, no, no.
00:52:24Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
00:52:26Follow the driver.
00:52:28Don't do the work.
00:52:30Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
00:52:33Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
00:52:35Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
00:52:37Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
00:52:39Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
00:52:42Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:48Well, maybe not.
00:52:50Oh, no!
00:52:56Oh!
00:52:57Oh!
00:52:58Oh!
00:52:59Oh!
00:53:00Oh, fuck!
00:53:01Oh, fuck!
00:53:02You know that film you're going to hit and die, you son.
00:53:04Bitch!
00:53:05You, cheap son of a bitch!
00:53:07That's what you get for stringing me with a check!
00:53:11Oh!
00:53:12That's so fast, Karloff.
00:53:13Ah!
00:53:14Ah!
00:53:16You asshole!
00:53:29Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:32we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:39Ciao.
00:53:40But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:44Oh, damn you!
00:53:48It does have a nice ass, though.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:06Yes?
00:54:07What?
00:54:11Put it on the screen!
00:54:18How close is our sub?
00:54:21And the Americans?
00:54:24Get our divers in the water!
00:54:27Now!
00:54:28I want that film!
00:54:29I want that film!
00:54:33Oh!
00:54:35Oh!
00:54:45Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:47Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:48Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:50It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:51Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:53I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:57Well, gee.
00:54:59Uh, Lieutenant.
00:55:01I've been running around a lot today.
00:55:04Marshall, sub, close your fist on target, ma'am.
00:55:06Thank you, Corporal.
00:55:07Come on, Steven.
00:55:08Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:55:10This way, sir.
00:55:12Can't believe me, bridge.
00:55:13Dive! Dive!
00:55:14Dive!
00:55:16I'm Scott.
00:55:17I'm Scott!
00:55:18And you're gonna be no...
00:55:25I'm Scott.
00:55:26I'm Scott!
00:55:27And you're gonna be no...
00:55:28I'm Scott!
00:55:29...and you're gonna be no...
00:55:30Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:31I've been blowing around here like...
00:55:33Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:36The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:39Understood?
00:55:40Yes, yes.
00:55:41Captain, understood.
00:55:43Ma'am, yes ma'am.
00:55:45Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:48Those guys are acting real serious.
00:56:13Now and then I see...
00:56:17God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:20What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:23Still hiding your eyes behind a whining, don't you, Steven?
00:56:28Oh, Jacqueline. I know I can trust you.
00:56:32This whole head...
00:56:34Besides, I've always been able to see right through me, anyway.
00:56:37You don't pull me.
00:56:391983.
00:56:41Carla.
00:56:43What?
00:56:44Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:46Operation Karna, I believe.
00:56:49Oh, yeah.
00:56:50Well, we sure tried around, didn't we?
00:56:58How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:57:01We knew the rules.
00:57:03Oh, rules, rules.
00:57:05No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:57:08Well, banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:57:11I know.
00:57:12The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:14Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:17The hell with them?
00:57:18The hell with Mr. E.
00:57:20May I have this...
00:57:21Steven!
00:57:22Ah!
00:57:23Ah!
00:57:24Ah!
00:57:25Ah!
00:57:26Ah!
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:28Ah!
00:57:29Ah!
00:57:30Ah!
00:57:32Ah!
00:57:34The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:37Do you really like it?
00:57:38Of course I do.
00:57:39I love it.
00:57:40It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:42Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know?
00:57:45Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:48Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:49I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:53It really pisses me off.
00:57:55Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:58Hey, there never was a conflict.
00:58:02Especially when you were done.
00:58:04Look, Steven.
00:58:05You are what you are.
00:58:07And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:58:09You're just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:12I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, Ben.
00:58:19You're one of the kind.
00:58:21And always so strong.
00:58:23Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:26So think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:29make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33To New Zealand?
00:58:35I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:37I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:39I'll always miss you.
00:58:42I'll always miss you.
00:58:45There you go.
00:58:49Steven, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win.
00:58:53But I will never watch you die.
00:58:56And that is the reality of you.
00:58:59That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:59:01when you let your guard down,
00:59:03some faces assassin will kill you.
00:59:06And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:59:09if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:15Head out!
00:59:18Select air.
00:59:20Supply switch to air.
00:59:22Supply switch to air.
00:59:23Supply switch to air, LCB-1I.
00:59:26I have an officer ship covering mode to missile launch.
00:59:295-Nav weapons.
00:59:30Navigation fire control.
00:59:31Transmitted test.
00:59:32Completed.
00:59:33Supply switch.
00:59:34Training.
00:59:35Fire.
00:59:36Weapons.
00:59:37You have permission to fire.
00:59:38You have permission to fire, aye, Kevin.
00:59:40Weapons time.
00:59:41You have permission to fire.
00:59:43Down there, Scope.
00:59:44And fire!
00:59:45I want.
00:59:46M Banded.
00:59:47I want to fly away with a man
00:59:49on the head.
00:59:50We will see more Detectiveano and on the other side of him.
00:59:51I will be trying to capture things in a 9-10 sec.
00:59:57That is afraid to be enough for me to re toutes.
01:00:00I have no idea of what commands are they having actually been on the tar ====
01:00:03Let's go!
01:00:33Let's go.
01:01:03Let's go.
01:01:33Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost to recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:51Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:53I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:57After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:02:08But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:12Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:23A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:25But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:39That's enough, Captain.
01:02:40Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:43All right, well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:47Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:51But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:55It was up to me.
01:02:56Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:03:00Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:03:06Enjoy.
01:03:10If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:19And that was in 1965.
01:03:22A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:25In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:29Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:33And very, very deadly.
01:03:38Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:40Hi, Janie.
01:04:00You're just in time.
01:04:03Bobby's over here.
01:04:05Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:04:07I know.
01:04:08Hi, Bobby.
01:04:08Hi.
01:04:09Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:12It sure looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:14Thanks, Janie.
01:04:15Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:19That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:21I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:22And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:26I know.
01:04:27No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:28Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:30Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:32I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:33I know.
01:04:35Ciao, everyone.
01:04:35I'm sorry.
01:04:43Sorry.
01:04:44No, baby.
01:04:51Oh, God.
01:04:53That's God.
01:04:54I think I got him.
01:04:55Oh, man.
01:04:56That's okay.
01:04:58I want a mess, sir.
01:04:59Relax.
01:05:00Don't get so burnt out of shape.
01:05:04No, I just love him so much.
01:05:06They said that it wasn't even you.
01:05:08Sure, just when I thought it was safe,
01:05:10come back into this apartment.
01:05:11Yeah, I knew you were going to say that.
01:05:13Sure you did.
01:05:14I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:18and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:20It was so corrupt.
01:05:22You know, I get crazy when there's a full moon.
01:05:25You know me?
01:05:25I'm going to get crazy.
01:05:26You're not telling me.
01:05:29I got it.
01:05:30I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:32Oh, yeah?
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:33Private.
01:05:33How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:36Fornicate, that's easy.
01:05:38F, you got that?
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:40O, U, U.
01:05:42You got that.
01:05:45But Jamie, I'm not sleeping.
01:05:47Shh, Bobby.
01:05:48Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:51I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:55Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:57I do.
01:05:58As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:06:10Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:19This particular film, our experts have documented, is absolutely authentic.
01:06:25And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:33Great interest.
01:06:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:19BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:49Who is it? Who is there?
01:07:52Who is it?
01:08:22Who is it?
01:08:23Who is it?
01:08:24Who is it?
01:08:25Who is it?
01:08:26I love it.
01:08:27I know.
01:08:28You know, you know, what that is?
01:08:29What?
01:08:30How do you think he might be working in a new life?
01:08:31You've got a black boots, white beard and possibly armed and eight.
01:08:34And a tiny reindeer.
01:08:35A suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:38His name is Mickey Schultz.
01:08:41His alias, get this gag, is Kris Kringle.
01:08:47So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:50about 20 years ago he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on christmas eve
01:08:57i never saw so much blood in my life and i'll never forget it either watch it brody a red
01:09:03light fuck um i'm a cop anyway we went in and we found the two up laying there cacked up like a
01:09:13side of beef and that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands
01:09:20my partner kelly started puking he started puking his guts out all over the place uh excuse me brody
01:09:28i think we should acknowledge that a pb don't worry about it anderson i got my own way of finding this
01:09:36one looking to his dead black eyes and i'll know him
01:09:43he's a stone nut ever since he saw his mama kissing santa claus he's been crazy ever since
01:09:49you know what ernest when the doctors examined the kid's head they found dog shit for brains
01:09:58thank you detective for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder
01:10:02shall we proceed the next brutal murder takes place here
01:10:18hey man what's going on shoot i'll check it i gotta do everything myself
01:10:32you
01:10:38so
01:10:40you
01:10:42you
01:10:44you
01:10:46you
01:10:48I don't know.
01:11:18Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:35Obviously, our murderer is quite mad, and he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:48Mmm, want some?
01:11:52Mmm, yeah.
01:11:54Oh, in a minute, I gotta pee.
01:11:57Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:59You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:12:00Hey, Sherry!
01:12:11Get a load of this!
01:12:19Fire out!
01:12:20Oh, my baby does it.
01:12:30Okay.
01:12:33Squish splash.
01:12:34I can move here!
01:12:48Yes, yes, yes!
01:12:50John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:12Oh, the tub.
01:13:16Oh, the tub.
01:13:16Oh, the tub.
01:13:29Oh, the tub.
01:13:34Oh, the tub.
01:13:38Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:51Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:53She's a moaner.
01:13:54Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:57Billy, hurry.
01:13:58I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:59No way, Jose.
01:14:01Please.
01:14:08I better call the police.
01:14:34Oh, my God.
01:14:35The phone's dead.
01:14:38So am I.
01:14:43I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:49Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:53And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:15:04And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:12They are real.
01:15:13They are real.
01:15:14No.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16So we're going to have to have to have him.
01:15:17So we're going to have a few more of them.
01:15:18I'm sorry.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:22I'm sorry.
01:15:23I don't know.
01:15:53Oh, my God.
01:16:23It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:32Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:36As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:44It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:50It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:59Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:17:08Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:28The rest part is, he's still out there.
01:17:34Oh, my God.
01:18:04You're really very good, Stephen James Banner.
01:18:16You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:19Well, I'm just full of great ideas, fanchilla.
01:18:22Such as man?
01:18:23Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:25Please, please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character.
01:18:30Is it really true?
01:18:31Uh, I'm classified, darling.
01:18:33In fact, I really shouldn't say any more about it.
01:18:36What if he was still alive?
01:18:38Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:39I mean, you were responsible for his cop at death.
01:18:42Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:45Get down, franchilla.
01:18:49Jesus.
01:18:53Franchilla, it's only...
01:18:56Jack on.
01:18:57Just saving your ass again.
01:19:00And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:19:03That little franchilla of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the islands.
01:19:09That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:12Stephen, work is in everything, you know.
01:19:15People do change.
01:19:17Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:32But, darling, I thought you and me, this was what it's supposed to happen.
01:19:35Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:37Me.
01:19:37I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:40Oh, say love me.
01:19:42Living on the air
01:19:46Without a prayer inside
01:19:49You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:54In the darkest part of night
01:19:58Standing at the edge
01:20:03With so much laughter
01:20:05And knowing you're right
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