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00:01Ready for the amazing digital circus we're drafting in Saturday Night Live Chad and RuPaul
00:07because I love RuPaul's Drag Race. Let's start it.
00:10It's like I've had memes. Drag magazine?
00:32Who else would it be girl? You are drag. I mean that's the problem.
00:36I mean where's the next generation? Drag meets someone new. Someone like that.
00:44Who are you?
00:53Dad. Everyone, take five. Leave me.
01:00Flip off. Susie time. Sorry about me. Susie. Susie. Susie time.
01:10That face. Those cheekbones. These eyes. There's something dynamic about you, boy.
01:18Okay. Have you ever done drag? No, just beat it though. Doesn't come in inside of the head.
01:23Drive, have me.
01:25All she believes is drag.
01:26All she believes is drag.
01:27Get my jizz.
01:28Give it a kiss.
01:29Give it a kiss.
01:30Time to get a little bitch.
01:31Hugh Davidson.
01:32Let's go.
01:33Step one. The tuck. No balls. No bump. The jump goes in the trunk.
01:39Oh, Chad. You need to turn it down and back. Not up and front. That said, you'll have a universal juice.
01:49Give it a look. Ooh.
01:52Heel.
01:53Heel.
01:54Heel.
01:55Heel.
01:56Heel.
01:57Heel.
01:58Heel.
01:59Heel.
02:00Heel.
02:01Heel.
02:03To take a cutlet's away, child. I'm going to pop your tug.
02:05Okay.
02:06Now, Chad, what do you need to beat, off?
02:12We need to beat your face.
02:13We're Paul's Drag Race.
02:16To charities.
02:18May I?
02:19Oh, child that is definitely your color, Chad.
02:21Now pop your lips, like you're about to kiss.
02:26EWWWWWWWWWWW!!
02:28hahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahaha
02:30I'm a married man. You're a man. Did you not know that?
02:33No? No. The look is only half the battle. Now, you need to own it. Maybe it is time to, fill the fantasy. Like this.
02:43We're gonna stroll down the roadway. Another payday. One cover of that girl.
02:50RuPaul's dead name.
02:52Now, your turn Chat. Find a song that speaks to the view.
02:57You know, the queen that you...
02:59Ooooooh! Drag queen! P. Davidson's drag queen!
03:05You're gonna go on the line!
03:07Okay.
03:13You should leave the camera again.
03:15Work it, girl!
03:17Are you gonna do this?
03:19I love it!
03:21Oh, you're gone. You're perfection.
03:23Ten! Ten's across the board!
03:25Let me see you sissy that wall!
03:27Okay.
03:29I'm scared.
03:31Oh my goodness!
03:33Are you okay, Chad?
03:35I will. Chad, no.
03:37That wasn't good, honey.
03:39Look, I can-
03:41Sorry, Tommy!
03:43If you wanna be the best,
03:45you've gotta be willing to work your padded ass off.
03:49So I'll ask you one more time, Chad.
03:51Do you want to be...
03:53the greatest drag queen in the world?
03:57No.
03:59Then you should turn,
04:01and walk away.
04:02Okay.
04:03Bye, Rachel.
04:05Oh my gosh.
04:07Shhhh.
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