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00:00Ready for Uzi Dorman and Mr. Wolf was rafting, and the 3DVs coming out from Vault-A-Glitch.
00:30Gosh, this place is crazy. Sorry, has-been-hotel, I can't get it.
00:36Here, you can have my jacket. Thanks, Tom.
00:39Foxy, I'm cold too. Want me to set you on fire? He's out of control. Fox! My baby at all.
00:53Done! There we go. It's not that hard to put this on, to be honest.
00:58Oh, you done changing? Yep. Looks good, Prince Charming.
01:04I know, right? Told ya I had some fashion sense. Is Val done changing? He still in there?
01:10Yeah, he's still in there. Babe, you done.
01:13Bleh. Sorry, has-been-hotel.
01:18Wow. Baby, you're so pretty!
01:22I think this is good. Aw, thank you, honey mom.
01:28You're annoying.
01:32Couldn't you get off of my lap, babe?
01:35No!
01:39Sorry, I'm late. I was doing stuff.
01:41I'm stuff.
01:43Let's see what you've accomplished as a bull-rump on the Foxy.
01:48Don't get into the native Foxy. Try to measure them in his underwear.
01:52Oh no, he's hot!
01:58Valentino! What the sh- are you doing?!
02:02Don't ignore me! You have a job to do!
02:05Boo!
02:07I carry a picture of my nemesis to always build a vengeance. This more.
02:13That's stupid!
02:15I take him to the bathroom and sleep with him on the other pillow by my face.
02:19Enemy! What the fuck?
02:21You reject me?!
02:23Ah, would you look at the time! I have something other than he has to be right now!
02:28Sorry, Alistair!
02:29What?!
02:30Sorry, Fox. Sorry, Turner. So sorry. What's her name?
02:32I'm Valentino. I'm sorry, Alistair.
02:34I just want you to ask my she-hat.
02:36You're actually my type.
02:38At least visual.
02:39You're the soundest and sexiest creature I've ever seen in Hell,
02:42but I'll pretend I don't feel the Earth to possess you,
02:44cause that would be unprofessional.
02:46The world's cannot describe how ugly you are.
03:00And words can't describe how beautiful you are.
03:02Oh, thanks, but good numbers can.
03:04How dare you little pieces of sh-
03:06Two out of ten.
03:08Two out of ten.
03:10Yeah, cause I've lost control of my life.
03:12I'm angry!
03:13Someone call my Foxy now!
03:15Finally!
03:17Hey, baby, I'm here. What's the matter this time?
03:20Of course, because Angel just doesn't know how to behave, so I have to cut the bullshit.
03:24And don't even start when I ordered those shoes.
03:26I have to be delivered tomorrow, baby.
03:28I want to cancel everything. I'm just so done with everything.
03:31And that's it.
03:33You feeling better now?
03:35Yeah.
03:36All right, then.
03:45I wonder who watched those interesting coming up.
03:49And they need to cut the thing up.
03:51All right.
03:57It's not like I'm happy to see you.
03:59Sorry, Bosh. Sorry, Alistair.
04:03Babe, your coffee is ready.
04:07Oh well, are you sure you don't need help there?
04:10You just stood still for almost 20 minutes.
04:13Where's the butter? Where's the fire?
04:15Why does this look like a cutting board?
04:17Do you have another stove?
04:20No?
04:22This sucks.
04:28Come now, Alistair. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
04:31Sure, we both have our entrepreneurial roles.
04:33But do you know what separates monsters like you and me?
04:36You like to remain hidden in the shadows.
04:39Whereas I...
04:41I always have a spotlight.
04:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:50Hey, Val, I find a frame of the most adorable and sexiest creature in hell.
04:54You wanna see?
04:56Vox, for the last time, I don't give a shit about you.
04:59I have to admit, though, it looks much more beautiful up close.
05:04Vox, stop. You're just embarrassing yourself right now.
05:07Why?
05:08I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to pin it to the wall right now.
05:11Stop!
05:12Voxy, do you have a minute?
05:16Sure, what's up?
05:18I need to tell you something.
05:20It's been weighing me down for a while, and I can't go on at the moment I come with me.
05:25Voxy...
05:27I'm not really 11 feet.
05:29This...
05:31is the real me.
05:33No.
05:34Tino, show me your feet!
05:38Nothing really rocks.
05:40It's not that! Just do it!
05:42Since when have you been into...
05:44Tino, please!
05:48What?
05:49No way.
05:51Huh? But why not?
05:53It's free dinner, and you'll pay for everything.
05:56Also, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
05:59Come on, Val!
06:00It's just one day, that's all.
06:02Please!
06:03Don't be mean, Val!
06:05Say you'll do it!
06:07Val!
06:08You'll give us free tickets for Lulu World for a whole year!
06:12Please!
06:13That's nothing!
06:14Oh, please, Val!
06:16Please, please, please!
06:17I promise I'll keep Stoneless's ass on Instagram if he says shit about you.
06:21But please!
06:23Hey!
06:24Help me out here, Vox!
06:26Why?
06:27That's my boyfriend over there.
06:28Oh!
06:29What about you?
06:30You're up, too.
06:31I'm sure he wants to bang you, too.
06:32And you didn't flood him, so what do you say?
06:35Stupid!
06:36Why don't you trade your own-
06:38Seriously, Val?
06:39What?
06:40You guys are the worst!
06:42Aren't this selfish bitch?
06:44You gotta be kidding me, Val!
06:49Come on, Voxy, you can't stay mad at me.
06:52I don't forget this isn't easy for you, but I can change.
06:57Oh, well, I guess now you can tell me how you feel, though.
07:02You wanna know how I feel?
07:04I think.
07:05I think you're a ghetto Barbie doll from the 99 cents.
07:08Let's see, there's drug lord Valentino, Pym Valentino, pardon me, Valentino.
07:15What kind of weird culture is this Valentino?
07:18Gang?
07:19Or Valentino?
07:20See, you're so cheap, I can just throw you away and just get in your...
07:25Well, of course you're preventing to kill his wife if he doesn't collaborate.
07:29Hold on a second.
07:30Yes, Melvin, I have an important call right now, so you have to wait a minute.
07:34Okay, back.
07:35Wait, what?
07:36How can you all be so incredibly stupid?
07:39No!
07:40If you make me lose one single cent, I'll-
07:43Voxy, if I keep to save the room, we can spend some time together in your office.
07:49Sorry, Vox.
07:55Sorry, Valentino.
07:57I don't have time right now.
08:01Voxy...
08:04That's it!
08:05You are not having any service today!
08:08So be it.
08:09Wait, what service?
08:10We're not that kind of...
08:12No service.
08:13How can you do this to me, Voxy?!
08:18Listen, Val, I was the one who dumped him, not the other way around.
08:22Do I give-
08:23Uh, I-
08:24No!
08:25It's over!
08:26This time.
08:27Wow, yeah.
08:28No doubt.
08:29But, I think you need more of this.
08:31I already have one, but thank you.
08:35What?
08:36Are you trying to down a drink?
08:38No way you're afraid of getting drunk, right?
08:40Unless you're afraid of your drunk honesty.
08:43But that can't be, right?
08:45It won't be like last time.
08:46No way!
08:47No way!
08:48What?
08:49No!
08:50Come on, pal!
08:51That was...
08:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:54That was a long time ago!
08:56It was last month, and you said pretty much the same thing!
09:00Then!
09:01We both know he dumped it, so just let it out!
09:04You, Velvet.
09:05You!
09:06You!
09:07It was a pleasure to make you back!
09:08You can't leave me!
09:09Come back!
09:10Come back here, pal!
09:11Please!
09:12My sweet mom, daddy!
09:14Just come back here and let me love you!
09:16Alright, that was the end of the 3V's Comic Def Confession.
09:33Has been Hotel, from Walter Glitch.
09:36Thank you, Mr. Wolf and Uzi Doorman.
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