- 4 months ago
A satanic policeman (Bobby Ray Shafer) makes twisted comments as he stabs teens in a ritual way
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00:02:58hey is that what I think it is yeah wonder what a policeman is doing out
00:03:03here
00:03:11I don't see any signs of a policeman
00:03:15he must be around here somewhere maybe you should wait till he gets back to his
00:03:22motorcycle what and wait you're half the night
00:03:29the guy says he was supposed to have dinner with her four hours ago but she
00:03:33never showed up maybe she just stood him up the guy doesn't think so he thinks
00:03:38something's happened something you know officer we should take a look at says it
00:03:42might explain what's going on
00:03:46hello
00:03:52Greg
00:04:03Greg are you okay
00:04:11Greg, where are you?
00:04:32Greg, please answer me.
00:04:41Officer?
00:04:51Who's out there?
00:04:57I said, who's out there?
00:05:01I said, who's out there?
00:05:03Oh, God!
00:05:08Hahahaha!
00:05:15Looks like you need a policeman.
00:05:23Help!
00:05:28Oh my God! Help! Help me!
00:05:30Help! Help me! Help me!
00:05:32Help me!
00:05:34Oh, no!
00:05:36No! No!
00:05:38Whoops.
00:05:39No! No!
00:05:53Shouldn't run from the police.
00:06:02It's too hot to be sitting out here.
00:06:20Oh, yeah. This heat is ruining my hair.
00:06:23If you two will stop complaining, I've got a joke for you.
00:06:26What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:29I give up, Laura. What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:33Come on, you guys. This is an easy one.
00:06:36A gang bang.
00:06:41Laura, you're much too clever for me.
00:06:43You know, I'm not very good at jokes.
00:06:45Tell us, Laura, what has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:50The Supreme Court.
00:06:54Big bass!
00:06:56Like our love life.
00:06:58I heard that boy.
00:06:59Trouble in paradise, old buddy?
00:07:02Come on, Zack. Get in the car.
00:07:04Yeah, Zack. Get in the car.
00:07:05All right. Now, stop over.
00:07:07Thanks, Zack.
00:07:08Zack, sometimes you see too jerk.
00:07:11Eric, are you sure this is the right road?
00:07:18I haven't seen a car since we left the filling station, much less a house.
00:07:21Well, unless there's another Route 23 around here, this has got to be the right road.
00:07:27Guys, one thing I don't understand. Who's paying for this trip?
00:07:30Yeah, who is paying for this little trip? I know Dougie isn't.
00:07:36Dougie, why don't you and Eric explain?
00:07:40You see, it's like this. Zack got a tip on a hot investment opportunity.
00:07:45So, Eric and I took money out of next semester's tuition, invested in these stocks, and the next thing you know, we doubled our money.
00:07:51So, I guess you can say nobody's paying for this little trip.
00:07:57Wait a minute. There's no such thing as a free ride. Somebody always has to pay.
00:08:02Hey, stop being so cynical. We're on vacation.
00:08:06Uh-oh.
00:08:08Uh-oh what?
00:08:09There's a cop up ahead.
00:08:12This is what we need.
00:08:14All right, time to look sweet and innocent, guys.
00:08:16And hide the beer.
00:08:18Eric, you're driving too fast.
00:08:19No, I'm not. I'm going under the speed limit.
00:08:21It doesn't matter. I still say you're driving too fast.
00:08:24Would you two calm down and try to act normal?
00:08:27Oh, great. We're all staring at the cop.
00:08:29Yeah, don't stare at him. We'll look suspicious.
00:08:41He's coming after us. I just know it.
00:08:44No, he's not. He's just sitting there.
00:08:46But that doesn't mean he won't come chasing after us.
00:08:48Why would he do that? We haven't done anything wrong.
00:08:51He'll think of a reason. Cops love to hassle people.
00:08:54Would everyone just calm down? The cop is not following us.
00:08:58Who wants another beer?
00:09:00Who wants another beer?
00:09:14Something strange about that cop.
00:09:16You can say that again.
00:09:18Yeah, he just sat there like some kind of a robot.
00:09:20I thought we weren't supposed to stare at him.
00:09:23We weren't staring at him. We were watching him out of the corner of our eyes.
00:09:27So, what's the difference?
00:09:29Would you two please shut up? The cop is not following us.
00:09:32Well, it better be around here somewhere soon, because we're just about out of gas.
00:09:46Oh, great. That's all we need now is to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
00:09:49Julie, we're not going to run out of gas. The gate must be broken or something.
00:09:55Uh-oh.
00:09:56Now what?
00:09:57The cop's coming after us.
00:09:58If he is after us, why is he following us from so far behind?
00:10:08Maybe he's checking to see how fast we're going.
00:10:11Then we have nothing to worry about.
00:10:18Eric, the turn off.
00:10:23Good turn, Eric.
00:10:24Oh, way to go.
00:10:28Now the cop's surely going to pull us over.
00:10:32Maybe he wasn't even following us.
00:10:37See? What'd I tell you?
00:10:44Why is he stopping back there?
00:10:47Pete's way.
00:10:58Now what's he doing?
00:11:00What's that all about?
00:11:02What does it matter now? He's gone.
00:11:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:11:05Let's get out of here before it changes the bomb.
00:11:07I can't believe you just did that.
00:11:08I can't believe you just did that.
00:11:09Yeah, Eric, that was really dumb.
00:11:10Hey, what's the big deal?
00:11:11The cop's gone.
00:11:12Hey, what's the big deal?
00:11:13The cop's gone.
00:11:15I thought you said this was some kind of classy vacation house.
00:11:18That's what the real estate agent told us.
00:11:19Tell me, what's so classy about a winding dirt road?
00:11:20I don't care if it's the most exclusive.
00:11:23I don't care if it's the most exclusive.
00:11:24I can't believe you just did that.
00:11:26Yeah, Eric, that was really dumb.
00:11:28Hey, what's the big deal?
00:11:29The cop's gone.
00:11:30The cop's gone.
00:11:38I thought you said this was some kind of classy vacation house.
00:11:41That's what the real estate agent told us.
00:11:43Tell me, what's so classy about a winding dirt road?
00:11:47I don't care if it's the most exclusive place in the world.
00:11:50I don't like being out here in the middle of the woods.
00:11:55To tell the truth, guys, neither do I.
00:11:57Me either.
00:11:58So what do you want to do?
00:11:59Turn around and go back?
00:12:03Hold on.
00:12:04You can't be serious.
00:12:05After you've driven this far.
00:12:10Eric, I guess you better turn the car around then.
00:12:13Wait a minute, keep going.
00:12:17Now this is more like it.
00:12:19So what are we doing?
00:12:20Going or staying?
00:12:22Stay.
00:12:24Good choice.
00:12:25Guys, I'm telling you, this is going to be one hell of a weekend.
00:12:29Yes.
00:12:30I hope so.
00:12:31I need to go to the R&L.
00:12:32Yes.
00:12:33I'm telling you.
00:12:34What's the matter?
00:12:35It's only a couple of dresses.
00:12:36Yeah, right.
00:12:37Doug, do me the honors.
00:12:38What's the matter? It's only a couple of dresses.
00:12:55Yeah, right. Doug, do me the honors.
00:13:00And, Dougie, can you get mine, please?
00:13:03Sarah, let's go check out this place.
00:13:05A couple of dresses, ma'am.
00:13:07Uh-huh.
00:13:08That beat-up one is mine.
00:13:13Hey, where's the key? The front door is locked.
00:13:16It's supposed to be under the mat.
00:13:21Great.
00:13:29Great.
00:13:29Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
00:13:41Who are you?
00:13:43I'm the caretaker here. I live in the trailer over there.
00:13:48Hmm, I didn't know anyone lived out here.
00:13:49Well, I'm really more of a security guard.
00:13:52Why does this place need a security guard?
00:13:55Nothing to be alarmed about.
00:13:56The insurance company made the bank put a guard out here when they took it over last year.
00:14:00Eric, where's the tape deck?
00:14:04Guys, meet the caretaker.
00:14:06Hey, I just dropped by to let you know I'm around and answer any questions.
00:14:10Why did the bank take over this place?
00:14:12Because nobody else would.
00:14:14The original house burnt down several years ago.
00:14:17The owners rebuilt it, then went bankrupt.
00:14:19So the bank took it over and has been renting it out ever since.
00:14:22There's nothing wrong with the house, is there?
00:14:24No, the house is in good shape. It's just had a little bad luck.
00:14:28Come on, I'll show you around the plane.
00:14:32The lights are on a timer. They go off at midnight unless you override it.
00:14:36I hope this place has a swimming pool.
00:14:39The pool's over there. And there's also a jacuzzi.
00:14:42A jacuzzi?
00:14:46I don't know about you, Sarah, but I can't wait to get out of these swimming pools.
00:14:49What's wrong?
00:14:50I felt like somebody was watching us.
00:14:51You're imagining things. I don't see anything.
00:14:55Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:14:57Come on, let's get this stupid tour over with.
00:15:09This is the switch to the jacuzzi.
00:15:12Sometimes it gets stuck.
00:15:13If it does, call on me and I'll come over and fix it.
00:15:18This is the key to the deadbolt.
00:15:20Not that you need it.
00:15:21We've never had any trouble around here before.
00:15:24If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call.
00:15:26I'm always around.
00:15:31Hey, if he's only been here a year, how does he know if they've had any trouble or not?
00:15:35Oh, quit being so paranoid. He's not like one of the girls.
00:15:40Last one in the pool to watch it.
00:15:41Oh, that's very witty, Eric.
00:15:43I'll be back.
00:16:03Hey, Eric.
00:16:05Ah, this is the life!
00:16:32Yep, doesn't get any better than this.
00:16:35Who wants her in the beer?
00:16:45What's wrong?
00:16:47Sounds like the caretaker's dropping in a tree.
00:16:49It's getting easy to get on my nerves.
00:17:09Yeah, it gives me goosebumps.
00:17:11Come on, Zach, let's go get those beers.
00:17:16Until you find a light, someone who wants such a mystery, you'll never see soon.
00:17:26Let's go.
00:17:28Let's go.
00:17:30Let's go.
00:17:32Let's go.
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00:17:35Let's go.
00:17:37So, let's go.
00:18:07So, let's go.
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00:18:43So, let's go.
00:18:44So, let's go.
00:18:45So, let's go.
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00:18:47So, let's go.
00:18:48So, let's go.
00:18:49So, let's go.
00:18:50So, let's go.
00:18:51Look.
00:18:52Just give me back the axe and we'll call it even.
00:18:58Looking for a cop?
00:18:59It can't be.
00:19:00But it is.
00:19:01But it is.
00:19:02It can't be.
00:19:03But it is.
00:19:04It can't be.
00:19:05But it is.
00:19:06It can't be.
00:19:07It can't be.
00:19:08But it is.
00:19:09It can't be.
00:19:10It can't be.
00:19:11But it is.
00:19:12Look at the cap.
00:19:13It can't be.
00:19:26It can't be.
00:19:35What's wrong?
00:19:40I thought I heard someone screaming.
00:19:42Doug, you're imagining things. It was the rock music.
00:19:46Zach, didn't you hear something, too?
00:19:48Nope, not a thing.
00:19:50Doug, would you sit down? Let's get on with this game.
00:19:53I'll die if I get sunburned.
00:20:13What's the matter?
00:20:15I haven't seen that guard since he came by here this morning.
00:20:17So? He said he's always around.
00:20:20The guy's been off chopping wood somewhere.
00:20:25Well, we haven't hurt his ass for more than an hour.
00:20:31He's probably in his trailer.
00:20:33Hey, Sarah, where's the food?
00:20:40Has anyone seen my brush? I can't find it anywhere.
00:20:43We'll look for it later. Get ready to eat.
00:20:45If I lose that brush, I won't be able to eat. I'll be too upset.
00:20:50Now, Julie, think where you left the garden, there.
00:20:53That's very grown-up, Zach.
00:21:03It's got to be around here somewhere.
00:21:08Where?
00:21:14Julie, just stop and think.
00:21:17Maybe I left it in there.
00:21:31Where could it be?
00:21:38Darn.
00:21:38Looking for this?
00:21:43Zach had it.
00:21:45Zach and his practical jokes.
00:21:47One of these days, they're going to get him into a lot of trouble.
00:21:50Okay, everybody, chow time.
00:21:56Zach, you're drinking too many beers. We're going to run out.
00:21:58Big deal. If we do, I'll buy us some more.
00:22:00It'll be the first time.
00:22:02Eric, I thought you wanted to eat.
00:22:05Eric, what's up?
00:22:08Eric, let's have it. What's so important?
00:22:10Yeah, Eric, out with it.
00:22:11The police found signs of devil worship in a woman's front yard around here.
00:22:18The woman didn't come home last night.
00:22:20They think something might have happened to her.
00:22:24Look, just because a woman did not come home for one night
00:22:26does not mean something happened to her.
00:22:29What did they find in the woman's front yard?
00:22:32Scalped dog with his insides hanging out.
00:22:34Stop it, Eric. That's gross. Can't you see we're eating?
00:22:37Well, I was going to say is that they also found
00:22:38the devil sign carved in the side of a tree.
00:22:41The devil sign?
00:22:43Yeah, you know, the number 666.
00:22:46That's the devil sign?
00:22:59Zach, get me a beer, too.
00:23:01Oh, great. The fire's gone out.
00:23:03More charcoal in the pool shed.
00:23:06Think fast.
00:23:08Oh, you...
00:23:09Zach, you're such a courier.
00:23:12It's not my fault. I told you you had to think fast.
00:23:15Hey, whatever we want, just calm down.
00:23:16We're trying to eat.
00:23:29Let's take the tape player and head off into the woods, huh?
00:23:32No way, Eric. There's too many mosquitoes.
00:23:34And I'm in over my head.
00:23:46Where's Zach?
00:23:48First time I saw him, he was trying to get the jacuzzi to work.
00:23:51In this ocean.
00:23:54Mixed emotions.
00:23:56Relax, Laura. Zach can't be too far away.
00:24:00Zach, don't do that.
00:24:12Do what?
00:24:13Where were you?
00:24:14I went over to the caretaker and see if I could get that stupid jacuzzi started, but the guy's disappeared.
00:24:19What do you mean the caretaker's disappeared?
00:24:20I mean, I looked all around his place and I couldn't find the guy.
00:24:24A couple hours ago, I thought I heard someone screaming.
00:24:27It sounded like it was coming from the woods.
00:24:28No one else heard it, Doug.
00:24:30But what if it was the caretaker?
00:24:32You just said the guy disappeared.
00:24:33Look, just because the guy is not around, does not mean something happened to him.
00:24:38But what if it has, Zach?
00:24:44I'll never get that jacuzzi to work if we don't find this guy.
00:24:47Come on.
00:24:47Hello?
00:25:00Mr. Caretaker?
00:25:03Hello?
00:25:04Hello?
00:25:09Dougie, take one side, lower the other. I'll take the middle.
00:25:12Zach, I think we should call the police.
00:25:15Laura, and tell them what?
00:25:17The Dougie thought he heard someone screaming.
00:25:19Zach, the guy's been gone a long time.
00:25:21But not long enough to get worried about.
00:25:25Come on.
00:25:41Hello? Anybody out there?
00:25:46Mr. Caretaker?
00:26:12Mr. Caretaker?
00:26:13Sonia, come on.
00:26:31All right.
00:26:32come on head back this is a waste of time but what about these tire tracks and he's been here
00:26:54it was probably a farmer taking the leak i found something you two ought to see
00:27:02what is it i'm not sure
00:27:07i followed some footprints and i found these
00:27:14so this is what the wood chopping is all about the caretaker's been making all these things
00:27:22what for the guy must be some kind of religious fanatic if you ask me there's something strange
00:27:30going on around here why would the security guard tell us he's always around then go off and build
00:27:35these crosses so why is a pathological liar there's got to be more to it than that
00:27:41some kind of shrine huh guess someone feels we need praying for yeah what's going on here
00:27:49i know they're religious and all that but these things are kind of creepy if you ask me
00:27:53well i guess that explains what that character's been up to
00:27:57if it was a caretaker well who else would it have been
00:28:01we didn't actually see him make these did we but he's the only one we've seen with madness
00:28:06maybe he built these maybe he didn't in any case i don't like what's going on around here
00:28:11i think we should call the police what and have them snooping around here all night
00:28:16it's better to be safe than sorry okay laura you win eric will call the police and tell them
00:28:23we've got a missing caretaker
00:28:25come on let's go see these tire tracks leave
00:28:30why you always get stuck with all the dirty work
00:28:39great mine's dead
00:28:46something wrong son
00:28:49hey what do you know i was just trying to call you guys
00:28:52i don't know about you guys but i feel like something really strange is going on around here
00:29:00laura come on you're imagining things again
00:29:04no she isn't zach something doesn't feel right to me either
00:29:07the only thing that isn't right around here is the two of you
00:29:11zach maybe we ought to pack up and go back to town
00:29:13great here we go again
00:29:15like laura said zach it's better to be safe than sorry
00:29:19i can't believe you guys want to pack up and leave just because we can't find the caretaker
00:29:24fine fine let's leave this place
00:29:31hey the caretaker's okay he's just had an accident
00:29:34what kind of an accident
00:29:36well he cut himself with his axe
00:29:38so the police came and took him to the hospital
00:29:39a cop at the house said they'd probably be back sometime tonight
00:29:42i guess that explains the screaming that doug heard
00:29:46so you guys still want to head back to town or what
00:29:51head back to town
00:29:53whose crazy idea was that
00:29:55i guess we overreacted
00:29:59come on i need a beer
00:30:02the hell with the jacuzzi
00:30:03come on jewel i need a beer too
00:30:05me too
00:30:06i'd still like to know what those crosses are doing in the woods
00:30:10yeah me too
00:30:12can't believe we're actually tropping around out here in the woods
00:30:21i don't blame you for being so concerned about the caretaker laura
00:30:38he is kind of cute
00:30:39yeah even if he's a little weird
00:30:41and it's not exactly a secret that you and zach aren't seen eye to eye these days
00:30:45don't pay any attention to sarah
00:30:47i mean her and dougie aren't exactly what you call the perfect couple
00:30:50hey
00:30:52you know
00:30:54what was that
00:30:55what was what
00:30:57someone just walked past the window
00:30:59did you see anything
00:31:05i didn't see anything
00:31:08laura you're making a mountain out of a molehill
00:31:12did you hear me i said you're making a mountain out of a molehill
00:31:17it's probably just one of the guys
00:31:20yeah i guess you're right
00:31:22see i told you so
00:31:24come on julie
00:31:26laura if you keep up this nonsense i'm gonna go crazy
00:31:30you could say that again
00:31:32now where is that other bottle of champagne
00:31:34we can't drink another bottle we'll be flat on our ass
00:31:45now where is it
00:31:47eric what the hell did you do with your toothbrush
00:31:51you used it after lunch didn't you
00:31:53or did you
00:31:55you
00:31:58i can't remember
00:32:02in local news the police have confirmed that one of their officers has disappeared
00:32:10the man officer joe vickers is the same police officer who was at the center of police brutality charges earlier this week
00:32:17the authorities maintain that at present there's no cause for alarm but ask the public to be on the lookout for any policemen exhibiting strange or suspicious
00:32:24but
00:32:33zach have you seen my sneakers i can't find them
00:32:35why should i know where your shoes are
00:32:38it must have fallen out of my suitcase
00:32:40i found it in the dirt
00:32:42great
00:32:45i should have known better
00:32:55what's wrong now
00:32:56i feel like there's somebody outside watching us
00:32:58dougie did you actually see anybody
00:33:03look buddy i had the same feeling this afternoon
00:33:05i thought there was somebody in the woods watching me but it turned out to be a deer
00:33:08i'm gonna walk over the caretaker to see if the guy needs anything
00:33:11the guy is supposed to be taking care of us not the other way around
00:33:14i know
00:33:21zach was that true about the deer
00:33:24of course it's true would i lie to dougie
00:33:29dougie
00:33:41have you seen my purse i can't seem to find it anywhere
00:33:44last time i saw it was on top of the ice chest
00:33:46lose my head if it weren't for you
00:33:48lose my head if it weren't for you
00:34:01okay sir get control of yourself
00:34:03have a beer calm down
00:34:05think where you left that dumb thing
00:34:07thanks zach for drinking all the beer
00:34:13anybody home
00:34:17anybody home
00:34:31hello
00:34:32doug
00:34:38what are you doing out here
00:34:43i can't do anything
00:34:44do you think that's a good idea
00:34:45any other way
00:34:47i can't do anything
00:34:49Doug, what are you doing out here?
00:35:02I came over to see if the caretaker's okay, but he hasn't come back.
00:35:04I don't know why he thought he had. His light's not on.
00:35:07Well, I felt like somebody was out in the woods, and I thought it might have been the caretaker.
00:35:10Well, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. Come on.
00:35:13I hope so.
00:35:19I can't believe this place doesn't have anything. One little knife.
00:35:29Will this do?
00:35:34I could have sworn I brought six boxes of soup.
00:35:37Maybe you left them in the car.
00:35:39Zach, not now.
00:35:43Cute, Zach. Real cute.
00:35:45Hey, I needed something to cool it off.
00:35:46Yeah, right.
00:35:47Zach, you and your practical jokes.
00:35:50Hey, that was no joke. I was serious.
00:35:53The caretaker's still not back.
00:35:54That's interesting, Dougie.
00:35:56Yeah, really.
00:35:57But, Eric, he should have been back by now.
00:35:59That's what I thought.
00:36:01Well, if the caretaker's not back, then who's that out in his trailer?
00:36:06We were just over there, and there wasn't anyone around.
00:36:10He must be back. His TV's on.
00:36:13He must have just come back.
00:36:15Looks that way, buddy.
00:36:16Come on, Doug. I told her there's nothing to worry about.
00:36:19Let me find my purse.
00:36:20So, Zach, what's it gonna be?
00:36:22You gonna go get more beer like you said you would?
00:36:24What are you talking about?
00:36:25She's talking about we're out of beer, as in all gone.
00:36:28That can't be.
00:36:30Yeah, the six-pack we put in the closet's gone, too.
00:36:33So, Zach, what's it gonna be?
00:36:37They said all the beer's gone.
00:36:39We couldn't have drank a case and a half already.
00:36:41Somebody did.
00:36:44Zach, you promised to get more if we ran out.
00:36:46Well, we couldn't have run out. No way.
00:36:48Doug, you must have hidden them or something.
00:36:49Zach, you are the practical joker, not Doug.
00:36:54Somebody must have stolen them.
00:36:56Now, wait a minute, Lord.
00:36:57Don't get paranoid again.
00:36:59I'm not being paranoid.
00:37:01I just don't think we drank that much beer.
00:37:03Well, how do you know how much we drank?
00:37:04We drank an awful lot.
00:37:05Look, just because we can't find them
00:37:07doesn't mean that someone stole them.
00:37:10Then what happened to them?
00:37:15Look, I'll go get some more beer, okay?
00:37:17In the meantime, look for the rest.
00:37:19Whatever you say.
00:37:21Yeah, whatever you say, Zach.
00:37:22As long as you get the beer.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:35Somebody must have stolen them.
00:37:47Give me a break.
00:37:57Zach, calm down.
00:37:59Just relax.
00:38:00Wait for the dust to settle.
00:38:05Zach, this is your lucky day.
00:38:10It's warm.
00:38:15Great.
00:38:23Where the hell did that come from?
00:38:31Officer, I'm sure you're wondering
00:38:32why I'm blocking the road.
00:38:35Everything but a billy club.
00:39:03Officer, is that you?
00:39:04Look, I know I was driving too fast
00:39:09but it wasn't like I was on the main road
00:39:11or anything.
00:39:12You know what I mean?
00:39:21Hey, what are you doing in our driveway?
00:39:28Not to say that you don't have the right
00:39:29because you do.
00:39:30You're a cop.
00:39:32You can go anywhere you want.
00:39:35Sir.
00:39:40Hey, what's going on?
00:39:45Looking for me?
00:39:46Huh?
00:39:47Huh?
00:39:48You shouldn't assault a policeman.
00:39:56You know what I mean.
00:39:57You know what I mean?
00:39:57You have the right to remain.
00:40:11You shouldn't drink and drive.
00:40:13You shouldn't drink and drive.
00:40:23It's against the law.
00:40:26Hope nothing's happened to it.
00:40:28My whole life's in that purse.
00:40:30Hate to say it, but I think somebody might have stolen it.
00:40:33Julie's not perfect, but I don't think she'd stoop that low.
00:40:36I'm not talking about Julie.
00:40:37I'm talking about a prowler.
00:40:39Doug, would you stop being so paranoid?
00:40:42I'm sure I just misplaced it.
00:40:43Sarah, we've looked everywhere.
00:40:45We should have found it by now.
00:40:46I'm telling you, someone's stolen it.
00:40:51Come on.
00:40:51I guess we better go tell the others.
00:40:58Let's take this tape player and head up into the woods.
00:41:00I told you over and over again, there are too many mosquitoes.
00:41:03I'd be eating to death.
00:41:06Doug thinks a prowler stole my purse.
00:41:11What's wrong?
00:41:13Laura thinks a prowler stole the beer.
00:41:15Well, why didn't anybody say something about this before?
00:41:18Because we thought Laura was overreacting again.
00:41:21Great.
00:41:22So now my purse is stolen.
00:41:26I guess we better go tell the caretaker.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29We should call the police.
00:41:30She's right.
00:41:38Is your purse brown and tan?
00:41:40Yeah, why?
00:41:42Looks like our prowler doesn't like brown and tan purses.
00:41:46If we keep listening to you two, we're all going to be nervous wrecks.
00:41:50You can say that again.
00:41:51Yeah, thanks, guys, for getting evening off to a terrific start.
00:41:54I'm sure Sarah's purse wasn't on this counter a couple minutes ago.
00:42:00Yeah, I don't remember it being here either.
00:42:03Do you think we're imagining things?
00:42:05If it was just me, I'd say yes.
00:42:07But the two of us, that's a different story.
00:42:11I'll go find Eric and try to talk some sense and tone.
00:42:14I'll go talk to Julie and Sarah.
00:42:15Maybe we ought to give her another chance.
00:42:35What, and have her keep us awake worrying all night?
00:42:40Hello, Laura.
00:42:42What are you doing?
00:42:44We're moving into the other bedroom.
00:42:45You can have this one yourself.
00:42:47Look, I don't know what's gotten into you guys,
00:42:49but this morning you were afraid of being out in the middle of the woods.
00:42:52Now you don't think twice about anything that's happening around here.
00:42:55It's because of you, Laura.
00:42:57You're the one making us all paranoid.
00:42:59Laura, you have been, like, jumping to conclusions.
00:43:02Because some very strange things have been going on around here.
00:43:05Well, I don't find anything strange about it.
00:43:07Then tell me one thing.
00:43:10If I'm imagining things, why does Doug feel the same way I do?
00:43:15Maybe it's because there's something going on between you and Doug I don't know about.
00:43:23You didn't mean that, did you?
00:43:26Of course I did.
00:43:27Bitch.
00:43:40Conspiracy?
00:43:41That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
00:43:44Then you tell me why it's only the two of you who feel this way.
00:43:47Come on, Eric, be reasonable.
00:43:52Sarah thinks there's something going on between us.
00:43:54I'm not doing much better with Eric.
00:43:56What are we going to do?
00:43:59Let's go have a talk with the caretaker and see if he can explain what's going on around here.
00:44:04Yeah, I'd like to know what those crosses are doing out there in the middle of the woods.
00:44:12Sarah?
00:44:14Have you seen Eric?
00:44:15I can't find him anywhere.
00:44:17He's out by the pool last time I saw him.
00:44:21Eric!
00:44:21Eric, I need your help in the kitchen.
00:44:27Eric, would you answer me?
00:44:32Now look who's acting paranoid.
00:44:39Looks like the guy's disappeared again.
00:44:41If he ever came back.
00:44:43What do you mean?
00:44:45I mean, we never actually saw him.
00:44:48Come on, let's take a look around.
00:44:49Doug, Laura.
00:44:54What are you doing inside his trailer?
00:44:56Well, I know it looks kind of funny, but I can explain.
00:44:59We're listening.
00:45:00Well, you see, it's like this.
00:45:02I couldn't get my Walkman to work.
00:45:04I thought it might be the batteries.
00:45:05So I came over to see if the security guard had any.
00:45:08But he wasn't home.
00:45:09So you went inside his trailer?
00:45:11I think that's called unlawful entry.
00:45:12Yeah, well, I only did it because the guy wasn't around.
00:45:20Hey, where is the guy anyway?
00:45:23Good question.
00:45:24Come on.
00:45:32Eric?
00:45:32Eric?
00:45:38He'll show up sooner or later.
00:45:43Julie?
00:45:45Hello?
00:45:48Someone out there?
00:45:53I said, is someone out there?
00:45:56Julie?
00:45:59I give up.
00:46:00What's going on?
00:46:00Zach, is this one of your little practical jokes?
00:46:09I said, Zach, is this one of your stupid little games?
00:46:22Okay.
00:46:23Who are you and what do you want?
00:46:25So it is you, Eric, isn't it?
00:46:37I told you, I'm not going in there.
00:46:40There's too many mosquitoes.
00:46:43Trying to lure me into the woods, huh?
00:46:45Well, I'm not that stupid.
00:46:48Now that's really low, Eric.
00:46:50You know that?
00:46:52Now give me back my brush.
00:46:54Baby's gone off the woods to build more crosses.
00:47:03Doesn't look to me like it's ever come back.
00:47:06Then who turned his TV on?
00:47:10Look, you guys can stay around here and play detective.
00:47:11I'm going back to the house.
00:47:17What's wrong?
00:47:19Zach should have been back by now.
00:47:20Eric, this isn't one bit funny.
00:47:33I'm being eaten up alive by mosquitoes.
00:47:41Eric?
00:47:42Look, what's going on?
00:47:43Eric, will you stop playing this stupid little game and speak to me?
00:47:58I'm going to get even with you.
00:47:59You just wait.
00:48:07Cute, Eric.
00:48:08Eric, you've gotten dirt all over it.
00:48:10I'm going to kill you.
00:48:15Officer?
00:48:17Officer, what's going on?
00:48:22Ah!
00:48:23Ah!
00:48:23Ah!
00:48:24Ah!
00:48:30Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:32Ah!
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:34Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:37Ah!
00:48:37Ah!
00:48:43Julie, did you hear me?
00:48:45I said I'd think you ought to come here and take a look at this.
00:48:49There's soup everywhere.
00:48:51Julie, did you hear me?
00:48:52What's all the commotion about?
00:48:54Where's Julie?
00:48:54She's supposed to keep an eye on the soup.
00:48:56She went looking for you a few minutes ago.
00:48:59Who's in the woods with the ghetto blaster?
00:49:02What are you talking about?
00:49:03Yeah, Doug, what are you talking about?
00:49:05I'm talking about someone's taking the tape player and gone off in the woods.
00:49:07You know now where Julie is, but why would she go off in the woods with a cassette player?
00:49:20You guys stay here.
00:49:21I'll go find out.
00:49:22Eric, do you know something we don't?
00:49:23Calm down.
00:49:24There's nothing to worry about.
00:49:25Julie and I just wanted to be alone in the woods for a little while.
00:49:28She isn't being very discreet about it.
00:49:30Julie!
00:49:31I feel something's happened to her.
00:49:33Don't be crazy.
00:49:34She just can't hear us, that's all.
00:49:36I want to go find out.
00:49:37I'm with you.
00:49:38Not without me.
00:49:39Come on, guys.
00:49:40Stay here.
00:49:41You're going to ruin everything.
00:49:42And I'm burning under my skin.
00:49:44Call her on me.
00:49:45Julie!
00:49:46Julie's been here.
00:49:47This is one of her shoes.
00:49:48Julie!
00:49:49The car's been here, too.
00:49:51Looks like somebody's been a drag racing.
00:49:52The ground's all torn up.
00:49:53I think we should call the police.
00:49:55Oh, come on.
00:49:56Not this again.
00:49:57Wake up, Eric.
00:49:58Something is going on.
00:49:59The caretaker's disappeared.
00:50:00Julie's missing.
00:50:02Zach should've been back by now.
00:50:04I don't know.
00:50:05No, no, no, no.
00:50:06No, no, no, no.
00:50:09No, no, no, no.
00:50:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:14The caretaker's disappeared. Julie's missing.
00:50:17Zach should have been back by now.
00:50:21If this is one of Zach's practical jokes, it's becoming very unfunny.
00:50:26This time we're calling the police.
00:50:29Doug, I really think you're making a big mistake.
00:50:33Guys, I think we should give it a little more time before we go jump into conclusions.
00:50:38If we wait any longer, it might be too late.
00:50:40Too late for what?
00:50:42I don't think that's necessary, Doug.
00:50:49I told you we should give it a little more time.
00:50:52Julie will probably turn up in a minute with one of her stupid explanations.
00:50:58Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:51:00That there's been one too many coincidences?
00:51:04Yeah.
00:51:08Zach, what took you so long?
00:51:12He didn't get any beer.
00:51:14Let's go check the car.
00:51:18Where's Zach?
00:51:19Boy, I really need a beer.
00:51:32Yo, Zach!
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:38Zach!
00:51:41I just remembered something. Come on.
00:51:42The beer's here.
00:51:52Where's Zach?
00:51:55I think I just found out.
00:51:59Get serious!
00:52:03Eric.
00:52:03I noticed these when I came in to get charcoal.
00:52:07I didn't think much about them at the time.
00:52:10So somebody's probably been spying on us all day?
00:52:13Not somebody. A man.
00:52:15A big man by the size of these footprints.
00:52:17If he overheard Zach promised to go get beer, he could have stolen what we had just so Zach would have to go buy some more.
00:52:33You mean in order to get Zach alone?
00:52:35Then he somehow tricked Julie and got off in the woods by herself.
00:52:38And now he wants us to think that what's going on is all just one big practical joke.
00:52:45We're leaving this place.
00:52:49Come on, Sarah. We're getting out of here.
00:52:50Out of here? What for?
00:52:51I'll explain later. Smooth.
00:52:53Where's Eric?
00:52:54He went back into the woods. He thinks Julie's out somewhere with Zach.
00:52:57I'm going after him. You two get in the car.
00:52:59Come on!
00:52:59Somebody please tell me what the hell is going on?
00:53:05Somebody's trying to kill us, Sarah.
00:53:07You know, you and Doug are taking this paranoia thing just a bit too far.
00:53:23Now do you believe me?
00:53:29Zach, Julie, I know what's going on here, so you can stop playing this little game.
00:53:34Eric, come back!
00:53:36Doug, go away! This is none of your business!
00:53:38Eric, listen to me! This is not a game!
00:53:40Julie!
00:53:42Eric, can you hear me? This is not a game!
00:53:46Oh, hello, officer. What are you doing here?
00:53:49Eric, where are you?
00:53:51Doug, go away!
00:53:55Oh, I know. You want these.
00:53:57I found your sunglasses by a tree.
00:53:59Holy shit!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:08Help! Dougie!
00:54:18Help!
00:54:23Somebody!
00:54:25I've got to go after them.
00:54:26Laura, you can't leave me here alone.
00:54:27Listen, just bolt the windows, okay?
00:54:29It'll be all right.
00:54:35No, Doug!
00:54:37Doug!
00:54:42The house.
00:54:43Thank God.
00:54:44You're tired?
00:54:47Run down.
00:54:50Need some energy.
00:54:53No!
00:54:53No!
00:54:54No!
00:54:54No!
00:54:55No!
00:54:56No!
00:55:05No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:08No!
00:55:08No!
00:55:08No!
00:55:09Eric!
00:55:12Eric, please answer me!
00:55:15Eric!
00:55:23Eric!
00:55:27Eric!
00:55:32Eric!
00:55:34Sarah!
00:55:39Eric!
00:55:57Eric!
00:56:01Eric!
00:56:02Oh, my God.
00:56:32Thank God, the police.
00:57:00Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
00:57:03The doorbell doesn't seem to work.
00:57:05Oh, you don't know how happy I am to see you.
00:57:07Nothing to worry about, miss.
00:57:09I've got everything under control.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:22Clara was here, got in a car, drove off.
00:57:24Oh, my God.
00:57:31666.
00:57:36666.
00:57:41Sarah!
00:57:42Boy, I sure am relieved to know that everything's okay.
00:57:49You know, for a minute, Clara, I was starting to get worried.
00:57:53Officer?
00:57:55Officer, here's a beer you wanted.
00:57:56Oh, there you are.
00:58:03I'm looking for you.
00:58:12Hey, what's going on?
00:58:15This.
00:58:15Lookin' for the key.
00:58:36Sarah.
00:58:38Sarah.
00:58:39There's no way to act.
00:58:44You're making Officer Vickers very, very mad.
00:58:48Why don't you just tell me where you are and get this over with?
00:58:53I'll find out sooner or later.
00:59:04Which way's the house?
00:59:06I don't know.
00:59:09Sarah, now stop this.
00:59:11You're obstructing justice.
00:59:14Dad!
00:59:15Laura!
00:59:19Dad!
00:59:21Laura!
00:59:23Dad!
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:54I don't know.
01:00:24I don't know.
01:00:25I don't know.
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:27I don't know.
01:00:28I don't know.
01:00:29I don't know.
01:00:30I don't know.
01:00:31I don't know.
01:00:32I don't know.
01:00:33I don't know.
01:00:34I don't know.
01:00:35I don't know.
01:00:36I don't know.
01:00:37I don't know.
01:00:38I don't know.
01:00:39I don't know.
01:00:40I don't know.
01:00:41I don't know.
01:00:42I don't know.
01:00:43I don't know.
01:00:44I don't know.
01:00:45I don't know.
01:00:46I don't know.
01:00:47I don't know.
01:00:48I don't know.
01:00:49I don't know.
01:00:50I don't know.
01:00:51Sarah!
01:01:01Sarah!
01:01:03Sarah!
01:01:05Sarah!
01:01:07Sarah!
01:01:13Sarah!
01:01:15There's no sign of her.
01:01:17Oh my God.
01:01:19Come on, we're getting out of here.
01:01:21What are we gonna do? He sent something to the car!
01:01:23We're getting out of here!
01:01:25Everything's under control.
01:01:27We've caught the maniac.
01:01:29Come along with me,
01:01:31and I'll take care of you.
01:01:39It's a psychopath.
01:01:41The footprints are the same as the ones in the bush.
01:01:43It's just a coincidence.
01:01:45God!
01:01:49What are we getting to?
01:01:51Come on to bed.
01:01:53Come on, Maggie.
01:01:55Get the way.
01:01:57Laura.
01:01:59I'm going to have to throw the book at you.
01:02:03Uh-oh.
01:02:05Suspect fleeing the scene.
01:02:07Come on, get through!
01:02:09Get through!
01:02:11Dougie, you're making me very, very mad.
01:02:17You're resisting arrest, Dougie.
01:02:27You're resisting arrest, Dougie.
01:02:29Come on.
01:02:31Come on.
01:02:43Going somewhere?
01:02:45Here I come.
01:02:47Ready or not.
01:02:49We're ready or not.
01:02:59At least we can call for help.
01:03:07The cable's been cut.
01:03:08What are we gonna do?
01:03:09The woman says she won't open the door.
01:03:11Look out of the seat.
01:03:12Leave this gun.
01:03:13Doug!
01:03:14Laura!
01:03:16Come on, come on!
01:03:19Dispatch, we got a DWI in the back seat.
01:03:21Says he got a cop who was harassing him.
01:03:23We lost him.
01:03:24For the time being.
01:03:25We got a secretary who blamed the cop
01:03:28to follow her home for the grudging door.
01:03:29Now it all makes sense.
01:03:33I'm sorry.
01:03:34I'm sorry.
01:03:35I'm sorry.
01:03:36I'm sorry.
01:03:37I'm sorry.
01:03:38I'm sorry.
01:03:39I'm sorry.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:41I'm sorry.
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:43I'm sorry.
01:03:44I'm sorry.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I'm sorry.
01:03:50Now it all makes sense.
01:03:55You mean why that squad car is following us this morning?
01:04:03We shouldn't have listened to the others.
01:04:05We should have called the police right away.
01:04:16Said who I think it is.
01:04:24I'm afraid it is.
01:04:28Come on.
01:04:37There's no car behind his trailer.
01:04:39We can just find his keys.
01:04:41Now all we have to do is make it back to the house.
01:05:05Laura, you shouldn't have done that.
01:05:11Look.
01:05:12Go get the car started.
01:05:13I'll distract him.
01:05:14Then I'll meet you in the driveway.
01:05:15Go.
01:05:16Google, Google, Google, Google.
01:05:17Go get the car started.
01:05:18Go get the car started.
01:05:19I'll distract him.
01:05:20Then I'll meet you in the driveway.
01:05:21Go.
01:05:36Go.
01:05:41Go.
01:05:42Go.
01:05:43Go.
01:05:44I don't know.
01:06:14Star Dammit!
01:06:19Star Dammit!
01:06:33Doug!
01:06:36Doug!
01:06:37Laura!
01:06:38Doug, where are you?
01:06:43Doug, where are you?
01:06:52Fuck!
01:06:56Come on, we gotta get out of here!
01:07:05Oh, my God!
01:07:09The car!
01:07:11So, we meet again!
01:07:14Turning!
01:07:20Turning!
01:07:22Turning!
01:07:27Turning!
01:07:29Oh, well, have it your way!
01:07:38Come on!
01:07:51Come on, we're getting out of here!
01:07:53Ow!
01:07:54My ribs!
01:07:56Need a hand?
01:07:58Blue!
01:07:59Come on!
01:08:01Oh, my!
01:08:02Catch your breath and we'll make it back to the road.
01:08:30What about you? You've broken something.
01:08:32A couple of ribs. It doesn't feel so terrific, but I'll make it.
01:08:37You don't look in such a good shape yourself.
01:08:39It could be better.
01:08:42Come on, we're getting out of here.
01:08:47Go, go, go.
01:08:54Hold it right there.
01:08:55It's hands in the air.
01:08:58I said hands in the air.
01:09:00You don't understand. Someone's trying to kill us.
01:09:02He said put him up.
01:09:03You've got to believe us.
01:09:04Some cops killed this caretaker and four of our friends.
01:09:08We're telling you the truth.
01:09:09His squad car is parked out in the middle of the woods, number 113.
01:09:12Bradley to dispatch. Come in.
01:09:23Bradley, breaking up.
01:09:25All right, go to the radio. Call headquarters. Tell them it's worse than we thought.
01:09:29Where's the squad car?
01:09:33Over here.
01:09:41teach solidity.
01:09:48We're going to beleza now.
01:09:52We've been distint for Kenaiuri Scott .
01:09:56ì•„ë¹ and that's where there's a good job.
01:10:00We've got a bench.
01:10:03We're actually on a bench in the car being
01:10:07what did you mean by it's worse than we thought
01:10:13a policeman named joe vickers didn't show up for work after his day off
01:10:18when we searched his apartment this morning found evidence of devil worship
01:10:22thought it might have something to do with a woman who disappeared last night so
01:10:27we ran a check on fingerprints found in the apartment turns out vickers real name
01:10:32it's gary henley a guy with a history of mental problems a mile long
01:10:37who's now a policeman yeah
01:10:41chris bradley i read you go ahead yeah it's vickers car all right
01:10:51sitting out here in the middle of the woods
01:10:54maybe vickers really does have the devil on his side
01:10:58all the cops on the force vickers is the only one who lived by himself and kept his car
01:11:07at home any other cop we would have known right away if he was missing
01:11:11the farmer claims he saw a black and white pull off the dirt road disappear into the woods said they didn't think much about it at the time
01:11:13the farmer claims he saw a black and white pull off the dirt road disappear into the woods said they didn't think much about it at the time
01:11:15the farmer claims he saw a black and white pull off the dirt road disappear into the woods said they didn't think much about it at the time
01:11:22nice weather huh
01:11:29according to psychiatric records
01:11:44henley came from a broken home abused child police are always being called in to break up fights
01:11:55state finally got custody of him during his formative years
01:12:00it was then that henley came to believe that god was always on his side and would always take care of him
01:12:05then when the state kicked him out in the street
01:12:08henley came to believe that god had deserted him
01:12:12and that's when he turned to satan
01:12:19chris
01:12:25chris do you read me something's happened to him
01:12:27no there's no need to panic he's probably just out of radio range
01:12:30chris come in do you read me
01:12:32chris come in do you read me
01:12:34i'm telling you something's happened to him we should get the hell out of here
01:12:36too late
01:12:38fuck you should have listened to doug
01:12:50have a heart
01:12:52have a heart
01:13:00can you play out of here
01:13:02come
01:13:03looking for a way out
01:13:05how about
01:13:09dead
01:13:10leave him alone
01:13:19Leave him alone!
01:13:25Whatever you say.
01:13:49Oh, God!
01:14:03God! God has nothing to do with it!
01:14:09If you know what I mean.
01:14:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:49Satan doesn't like bullets.
01:15:05What the hell?
01:15:08Please, I beg you.
01:15:10It won't hurt for long.
01:15:19Put him down!
01:15:43I said put him down!
01:15:48Since you put it that way...
01:15:57Are you coming closer, I'll fire.
01:16:02Oh!
01:16:07Oh!
01:16:10God!
01:16:13God!
01:16:14Ah!
01:16:16God!
01:16:17God!
01:16:18I...
01:16:23Oh, my God.
01:16:53Oh, my God.
01:17:23Oh, my God.
01:17:53Oh, my God.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:53Oh, my God.
01:19:23Oh, my God.
01:19:26On a more bizarre note, further fingerprint analysis has now led some authorities to speculate that police officer Joe Vickers, a.k.a. Gary Henley, is none other than Ted Warnecke, the serial killer who escaped from prison several months ago during a bloody shootout.
01:19:41A spokesman for the police department, however, denies the allegation, claiming there's no way a psychopath of Warnecke's notoriety could infiltrate the police force, even if he did have the devil's help.
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