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A seemingly righteous exorcist is called to save a teenage girl from a violent demonic possession. As he conducts a dram | dG1fVzhQWjhUb0lDVW8
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00:00Thank you for coming. She's not herself, but this isn't my daughter anymore.
00:11She will be.
00:14I don't know what happened. We went to bed fine last night, but she's got some new friends.
00:19Maybe she talks something. I don't really know her very well.
00:22I don't know what's going on with her.
00:25She will be fine.
00:30You don't get to decide that. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I cast you out. Return to the darkness. Leave this child!
00:56I'm a worse kid for a thousand years!
01:00Catch me an egg! Quickly!
01:03In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I expel you, Beeman!
01:25I don't do this for the money, but the orphans need new beds.
01:36What are you going to do with that?
01:46I need to boil it. In holy water.
02:16He'll never crack up.
02:25They'll never crack on me.
02:36You could have warned me before you pulled out those fucking rosary beads.
02:53You think the mum would have bought it if I didn't go full fireworks?
03:00Honestly, boiling an egg in holy water.
03:03That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
03:05That's not even how you do it.
03:07You're supposed to scramble them.
03:09Rosary beads, that hurts, man.
03:12Well, at least you're not actually alive.
03:14You're lucky I'm union.
03:16You're lucky that I'm charming.
03:19Well, next job, I want hazard pay.
03:22Hey, you know the deal.
03:24You get a body for a couple of days and I get paid to pull you out.
03:29Now, who's next?
03:32Horst and superstitious.
03:42Oh, that one looks promising.
03:47He's got a rich aunt and a bad conscience.
03:52Time to spread the good word.
03:56You get a whole bunch of money now?
03:57Haha.
03:58Haha.
03:59Haha.
04:00Hahaha.
04:01Hahaha.
04:02Haha.
04:03Hu.
04:04Hoe?
04:05Hot.
04:06Yeran.
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