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00:00It's mine!
00:08When you put your hair on your hair,
00:12then something else will come to life.
00:19What are you doing with your hair?
00:21I can only do what I can do.
00:24One minute!
00:25Have you understood our hair and hair?
00:28Who are you doing with your fingers?
00:31Hey, Makhan Singh!
00:32You're not a girl,
00:34you're my love.
00:36I'm in my house,
00:37and I'm not sure if you put your hair on your hair.
00:39And if you put your hair on your hair,
00:41you put your hair on your hair.
00:43I put it on my hair,
00:45because these hair are the hair
00:47that I would be pregnant for the first time.
00:49Well, you are right.
00:51Our hair is sexy,
00:53and when we are wearing hair,
00:55there are thousands of hairs on your hair.
00:59But,
01:02our hair is neither for the hair,
01:04nor for the hair,
01:05nor for the hair.
01:06And if you put your hair on your hair,
01:08then we will cut your hair
01:10and cut your hair on your hair.
01:12I will become bald.
01:13Gunja!
01:14Ory,
01:15Ory!
01:16Sao kathai koine nakaariyotumha khan Singh!
01:18Naa baaaano ko ganja karna zud roof!
01:21Tainae kathai koine bii shedka ani ki Na...
01:22Tha khopdi mei gholi daag duunghi!
01:25Chandramunghi chaatala kuchh bhi pardas kaarsakai!
01:27Pendshare bal,
01:29och emare hoonhe vaale bachch那我們ke saath
01:31laag kathai pardas na kar sakai sangety!
01:33Don't you?
01:35Guys, I got my producer on Kamla.
01:38I told him what he said.
01:40He gave me you.
01:42Gobi, you're a big guy.
01:45No guy, he's a big guy.
01:47He's a big guy.
01:48Look, my name is Chirkut Chaurasya.
01:50He's a big guy.
01:52I don't want to write FIA.
01:54Why? What happened?
01:56My married was a big deal.
01:58Yesterday, I was a mangani.
02:00I'm going to take a shampoo in my dark and long hair.
02:03So, I bought a bottle of shampoo at the market.
02:05As I put a shampoo,
02:07I'm a mangani.
02:09And my wife,
02:12I'm a mangani.
02:15So, she's a mangani?
02:17No, I'm a mangani.
02:20Why are you listening to the shampoo?
02:22Because it's because of my marriage.
02:25But you've said that I'm a mangani.
02:28But I'm a mangani.
02:30I'm a mangani.
02:31Why did you get a shampoo?
02:33Because I'm a mangani.
02:34So, I didn't know that you're a mangani.
02:37But I didn't have a mangani.
02:39I was a mangani.
02:40After that, I was a mangani.
02:41After that, I was a mangani.
02:42But where is the marriage?
02:43When is the marriage?
02:45When is the marriage?
02:46I was a mangani.
02:48Yesterday, I was a mangani.
02:49So, I thought I'd buy shampoo in my hair.
02:51So, I bought shampoo in the market.
02:53I bought shampoo in the market.
02:54When I bought shampoo,
02:55I was a mangani.
02:56Now, for the company,
02:59I don't have to write F.I.
03:00I'm a mangani.
03:01I'm a mangani.
03:02Don't say that.
03:03Why are you confused me?
03:05Why are you confused me?
03:07Do a job.
03:08You come back.
03:09We have to reach your own case.
03:11You come back tomorrow.
03:12Okay?
03:13Do it, right?
03:14Don't put it in pummel pus.
03:15Go here.
03:16I'm a mangani.
03:17It's going up.
03:18Don't worry.
03:19Don't worry.
03:20Stop.
03:21Stop.
03:22Stop.
03:23Stop.
03:24Oh, oh.
03:26Nothing about this.
03:28Don't turn on my hair.
03:30Don't turn on my hair.
03:32I mean, you're always a hair.
03:35Yes, yes, yes.
03:36No, no.
03:37If you have hair on hair,
03:39we will get hair from shampoo.
03:42Oh, oh.
03:43Don't put it.
03:44It's a fool.
03:45It's a big deal.
03:47Listen,
03:47not the people who are out of the chat,
03:49not the madam said that the madam said that
03:51you have the amount of money in the chat.
03:53Let's go.
03:56Oh madam,
03:56let's go to the Shambhu's phone.
04:02I'll talk to you.
04:04Hello?
04:05Hello?
04:07Phone, phone.
04:09Blackmail.
04:10I don't mind.
04:12Hello, call.
04:14Hello, call.
04:15Hello.
04:15Hey, hello, call.
04:16Hello, hello, hello.
04:17Hello, hello.
04:18Hello, hello, hello.
04:21Hello, hello, hello.
04:23Oh, no.
04:24Hey, hello, hello.
04:25Don't play hello.
04:26Hello, hello, hello.
04:30You say hello.
04:31Hello?
04:32Good.
04:33You call the phone,
04:33and you'll do all the work from the night.
04:35Madam,
04:36I was going to play for you.
04:38For a hello, you can...
04:40Yes, what's going on?
04:42Yes.
04:43Yes.
04:44Yes.
04:44Yes.
04:45You're doing shampoo, right?
04:46Yes.
04:47Yes.
04:47Yes.
04:48Yes.
04:49Yes.
04:50Yes.
04:51Yes.
04:52Yes.
04:53Yes.
04:54Yes.
04:55Yes.
04:58Yes.
04:58No.
05:00Yes.
05:00Yes.
05:01Yes.
05:02Yes.
05:02Yes.
05:03Yes.
05:05Yes.
05:09Hi.
05:10I'm not going to die.
05:40Come.
05:41To get hurt people.
05:44Sorry, sir.
05:49You're coming to get hurt.
05:51Don't you keep on playing in the house.
05:54Don't you get hurt people.
05:56You've got a mistake in the hut.
05:58Oh, oh, oh.
05:59When you kill yourself, you'll get a mistake.
06:01You'll get hurt in the hut.
06:05Madam, what is that my two business and two factory are one place.
06:10One is a shampoo and the other is a hair remover.
06:13The mistake of mistake in the headbadi,
06:15and only one is a hair remover in the headbadi,
06:19and this person has bought the hair remover in the headbadi.
06:24If you don't understand the hair remover in the headbadi,
06:27then do you understand the hair remover?
06:32Madam, you can save me.
06:35Hmm, not this is a good thing.
06:37You know your name?
06:39Yes, the hair remover.
06:41How do you feel that you are the hair remover?
06:44The hair remover does not have any hair remover?
06:47Yes, how much do you sell?
06:50One rupiah.
06:53One?
06:54No, not one rupiah.
06:56I will sell you 10,000 rupiah in the headbadi.
07:00One rupiah?
07:02The hair remover.
07:04One hair remover.
07:05Yes, not one hair remover.
07:06I will sell you 10,000 rupiah.
07:08I will sell you 10,000 rupiah.
07:10Madam, I will sell you 10,000 rupiah.
07:11Madam, while looking at his face,
07:15he will have 10,000,000 hair on his face.
07:1910,000,000?
07:21Think about it, we will give you 10,000,000 in jail.
07:25Yes, we will take 10,000,000 in every day.
07:28Let's go in every day.
07:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:31The money is worth it, let's go.
07:33Okay.
07:33Take it quickly.
07:3410,000,000.
07:36Oh my god.
07:37Oh my god.
07:40Hey, gul gulay, not like this.
07:42See, like this.
07:43Come on, come on.
07:48I'm coming, tell, tell, tell.
07:51I'm going to...
07:52I don't want to do anything,
07:54I don't want to do anything,
07:56I'll run the race, tell, tell.
07:58Your discount?
08:00Yes.
08:01Yes, I understand.
08:03Madam, what happened to my case?
08:06Oh, we told you about your case.
08:08Madam, you thought about your case.
08:10Oh, oh.
08:11Oh.
08:12Don't you say everything.
08:14Don't you understand me, Stipa?
08:16Huh?
08:18Listen, don't you think.
08:19After thinking about your case,
08:21I have reached this law,
08:22that the F.I.R. is,
08:24we cannot do anything.
08:26But why?
08:27My hair, that hair,
08:28that hair, that hair,
08:29that hair, that hair,
08:30and you don't want to do my case,
08:32you want to do anything?
08:33Oh my god.
08:34My mother told me,
08:35that the F.I.R. is not going to do anything,
08:37then it will not happen.
08:38But why?
08:39Oh, my mind is a dream.
08:41Oh, my mind is a dream.
08:42I've never been playing on my head.
08:43I was playing on my head.
08:44I was playing on my head?
08:45I mean, this is also possible,
08:46that you will be a child.
08:47Or before that?
08:48No.
08:49It will be possible,
08:50that you have to get rid of the shampoo.
08:52That's why you have to write the F.I.R.
08:54That I am not,
08:55why do I have to write the F.I.R.
08:57to the F.I.R.
08:58Why do I have to write the F to the F?I.R.
08:59No, I think it is a matter of F.I.R.
09:01No, I think it is meant to be loved.
09:03No, the rule is not the one thing.
09:04Yes.
09:06And if you want to write the F.I.R.
09:09and you,
09:10you believe you were thinking about
09:10that your face is not the one?
09:11Let's hear this.
09:13That your face is like the baby face.
09:15Cute.
09:17So, that's why I grant you three bids.
09:21In the three chances that you proved that you had your hair on your head,
09:25then you have your hair on your head.
09:27It's not his name.
09:28Dhansuk Dhamalia.
09:29Good.
09:30It's not that Dhansuk Dhamalia.
09:31I'll put it in a million dollars.
09:34Are you happy now?
09:36Madam, don't take any attention.
09:38What do you mean three times?
09:39I'll prove that my hair on my head.
09:44It's a little bit.
09:45Baby face.
09:48Mommy, tell me this.
09:50How did the inspector come from here and went from there?
09:54My son, this is our trade secret.
09:57If we all tell you, we'll see what happens.
09:59We'll get out of here.
10:01Let's go.
10:01I'm a baby, right?
10:03I won't have any idea.
10:04What? Baby?
10:09Bye-bye, Mommy.
10:10Bye, Uncle.
10:12Bye, Uncle.
10:13Let's tell everyone.
10:15Madam, am I baby face?
10:19Alright, you are cute.
10:20Very cute.
10:22Mommy, I also think baby.
10:25You think a daddy of 100 babies.
10:27And I?
10:28I?
10:28You will be the most cute baby.
10:31Very cute.
10:32Very cute.
10:33Cute, cute, cute.
10:34Cute, cute, cute.
10:36Cute, cute, cute.
10:37Cute, cute, cute.
10:38Cute, cute, cute.
10:40Cute, cute, cute.
10:41Cute, cute, cute.
10:42Cute, cute, cute, cute.
10:42Cute, cute, cute, cute.
10:43Cute, cute, cute.
10:45You are a lot of dark,
10:47long, long, long, long.
10:49And how much they are lifted up.
10:51These are so long and long.
10:54Have you been wrong?
10:56Some weeks have been back for years.
10:59I have done it.
11:00Now, see, the shambhu guys
11:02take my hair and take my hair.
11:05Madam, now I have confirmed
11:06that my long, long long hair,
11:08please write my FI.
11:09Please write it.
11:10No!
11:11My jasus is in the middle.
11:13Madam, she's not wearing my hair, but she's wearing a wig.
11:17This girl, this girl.
11:19She's not in Hollywood,
11:21nor Kenna Murath's girl, James Bond.
11:24Or she's wearing a suit.
11:27So, what this girl said,
11:29this is Biggs.
11:31What? Madam, what are you talking about?
11:33This is my hair.
11:35No, no, this is Shared, this is Biggs.
11:39No, you've lost one chance.
11:41Now, if you have another chance,
11:43then prove that your hair was on your head.
11:45Or you've got to go here.
11:47I've come.
11:48I've come.
11:50I'll give up this time,
11:52that she will prove that my hair was on my face.
11:54And that was so funny.
11:56They were so funny.
11:57They were so funny.
12:04Hey, Kenna.
12:06This is a party dish.
12:07There's no way to behave.
12:08What's that?
12:09I'm going to kill my hair.
12:10Why are we going to kill my tongue?
12:11My tongue is so big,
12:12that's a girl.
12:13Oh, valence dish.
12:15We're all confident
12:18that you're not going to speak to the other children,
12:20you're not going to speak to the other children.
12:22But you're going to speak to the other children.
12:23You're going to speak to the other children.
12:24When I saw you,
12:25you're going to say hello to your mother.
12:27You'll never be stable.
12:29And we're going to talk to you the last time.
12:30If you have told us,
12:31then we'll do something like this,
12:32then we'll do something.
12:33We'll do something like this,
12:34Makhan Singh.
12:36We'll do something like this,
12:38which you can't think.
12:39You understand?
12:40Let's go.
12:42Oh, Makhan Singh.
12:44Come on, madam.
12:45Come on.
12:46Come on.
12:47Come on.
12:48Come on.
12:49Come on.
12:50Come on.
12:51Come on.
12:52Come on.
12:53Come on.
12:54Come on.
12:55Come on.
12:56This is my name.
12:57This is my name.
12:58This is my name.
12:59This is my name.
13:00This is my hair.
13:01This is my hair.
13:02Tell me, madam.
13:04What are you saying?
13:05The government has so many hair.
13:08This is my hair.
13:10This is my hair.
13:11I'm going to go.
13:12Come on, madam.
13:13I've been the last 10 years.
13:14How many years?
13:16How many years?
13:19How many?
13:20How many?
13:21How many?
13:22How many?
13:23Huh?
13:24How many years ago, when I came to the last 10 years old,
13:26my mother is constantly washing up,
13:27because this is a hill.
13:33I'll tell you the next day that you have real hair.
13:36My child usually, my caching is
13:51It's a joke. Madam, you have to do it in the second time, but it won't happen in the second time.
13:58Because I remember a third proof.
14:01You will tell me that my hair was a lot of hair.
14:06They were a lot of hair.
14:10Please, come here.
14:13Please, take it.
14:15Please, come here.
14:18Madam, I have to take the proof.
14:20I have to take the proof.
14:22Who is that?
14:24No, it's not.
14:25It's Tuiya.
14:26Tuiya.
14:27Tuiya.
14:28Tuiya.
14:29Tuiya?
14:30What's that?
14:31It's the name of Tuiya.
14:33It's my hair.
14:35So, what are you doing?
14:36I live in it.
14:38You will prove that it was a lot of hair.
14:41Yes.
14:42Okay.
14:43Why?
14:44It was a lot of hair.
14:46It was a lot of hair.
14:48It was the last Valkyrie.
14:49The last thing happened but it is a little hair.
14:51It's a little hair.
14:52That's what happened.
14:53But it is a big thing I have small hair,
14:55I have to fold it.
14:57I was hanging out with my hair.
14:59It's my hair?
15:00It's a big thing from my hair.
15:02It's my looks.
15:03It's my hair.
15:04It's my hair.
15:06That's my hair.
15:07I don't know what you're talking about.
15:09Yes, madam. Actually, what is it?
15:11In the last year, they gave me a message
15:13and I killed them.
15:17So, why didn't you write their F.I.R?
15:19Why didn't you write their F.I.R?
15:21I was very scared.
15:23I was scared.
15:25So, I will write it.
15:27Please, write me for F.I.R.
15:29Please, write me for F.I.R.
15:31No!
15:33When you're not ready,
15:35why are you writing F.I.R?
15:37I will do it!
15:39This is my message.
15:41I mean, I will write it.
15:43Please, write me for F.I.R.
15:47Oh my God, just stop it.
15:49I'm writing F.I.R.
15:51You write F.I.R.
15:53I have already written it.
15:55Just sign it here.
15:57Sign it here.
16:01Thank you very much, T.I.R.
16:03Thank you, T.I.R.
16:05Thank you, T.I.R.
16:07Thank you very much.
16:09Look, madam.
16:11It's been confirmed that my long hair was long.
16:13It was long and long.
16:15It was long and long.
16:17Yes, very good.
16:19It's been confirmed.
16:21And one thing, it's been confirmed.
16:23It's been confirmed.
16:25It's been confirmed.
16:27It's been confirmed.
16:29It's been confirmed that it's been written in F.I.R.
16:31Yes, it's been confirmed.
16:33But now it's been confirmed.
16:35It's been confirmed that it's been confirmed.
16:37Very good, very good.
16:38Madam, madam, madam.
16:39Please.
16:40I have children here.
16:41Please.
16:42Look, we are living here.
16:43We are living here.
16:44It's almost a new path.
16:46I am a man.
16:48It's been confirmed.
16:49It was a new life.
16:50I am a man.
16:51She's the man, man.
16:52I am a man.
16:53I am a man.
16:54Is he not done, man.
16:55You're too much.
16:56Okay.
16:57I am a man.
16:58It's been confirmed.
16:59You're too many.
17:00I am a man.
17:01I am a man.
17:02With a man.
17:03Oh.
17:04I am a man.
17:05I am a man.
17:06I am the man.
17:07I am.
17:08Hey.
17:09I am the man.
17:10I am the man.
17:11I am the man.
17:12very good oh oh mr. yeah no ghani gandh machali
17:17you please go nice meeting bye-bye you're so sweet
17:21golu mollu bye bye
17:25jala jala jala jala jala jala jala jala
17:28oh my god
17:30oh my god
17:55here
18:00here
18:00Let's do it here, let's do it here.
18:07Congratulations, Dhamalya Ji.
18:08We said what he said, he did.
18:10Thank you, Ji.
18:11You saved me from my company.
18:13Oh!
18:15Let's do one more job.
18:17A new person will give 5,000,000 rupees for compensation.
18:22But why?
18:24You can give 10,000,000,
18:27and you can give 5,000,000?
18:29I'm fine, I'll give you the money.
18:31Let's go, mate.
18:33Come on, sir.
18:34Dude!
18:35Dude.
18:40What's wrong?
18:42Come on, baby.
18:44You're not going to die.
18:46You're not going to die.
18:47You're not going to die.
18:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:52I'll give you all the money.
18:54I'll give you all the money.
18:56What, are you going to call us?
18:58We're going to die.
18:59We're going to die.
19:00We're going to die.
19:01And you're going to die.
19:02Why are you so angry?
19:03You didn't have to die.
19:05How old are you?
19:06How old are you?
19:07How old are you?
19:08Why are you going to die?
19:09We're going to get a shampoo.
19:10But we knew that a little bit of shampoo will take our hair.
19:15Now I'm going.
19:19I'm going to die.
19:20I'm going to die.
19:21How old are you?
19:22How old are you going to die?
19:23What's this shampoo?
19:24How old are you going to die?
19:25What are you going to die?
19:26Yes.
19:27Yes.
19:28Yes.
19:29Yes, a boy.
19:30I thought you had to say that the cream of the bottle was in one bottle.
19:33So how old are you?
19:35Yes, I forgot.
19:36I forgot that one bottle is in one bottle.
19:38I forgot that there are two bottles.
19:40How did you do that?
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